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Who are those people,
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and why do they keep taking
our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature
on Bottom Dollar.
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I didn't come here to write
about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
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I came here to write about you.
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There's a whisper campaign that
a good number of our readers
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- are homosexuals.
- Isn't it better
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if our work is interesting
to all kinds of people?
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We have advertisers
that are paying
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specifically to reach women.
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Tonight,
ladies choose their partners.
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Len, I was, um, thinking
about going back to Minx.
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Oh. It's about time.
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I would like you to consider it
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my application
to be your secretary.
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But I need you to come up
with more ideas for Minx.
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I've gotten everything
I've ever wanted,
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and it's happened so fast.
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Have you ever
considered that maybe
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you are exactly
where you belong?
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Ow!
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I could've sworn
I set my wake-up call for noon.
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Oh.
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I can send up the concierge
if you would prefer.
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You do know that I have a thing
for a man with a comb-over.
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Did I tell you this?
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Come here.
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I am very late.
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I have back-to-back meetings.
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You're not gonna look
very professional
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without your knickers on,
are you?
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Just saying.
Do you want these back?
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Mm...
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We're shooting the album cover
today.
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I could use your eye.
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If you want to add
another shoot to my schedule,
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then I am going to require
payment in advance.
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Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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You got five minutes.
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-Five minutes?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but what if I want
to, you know...
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Okay, 25.
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Jogging!
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That's three days this week.
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43 minutes.
It's my personal best.
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I'm telling you,
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you gotta try
this jogging thing.
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You really do. This is the...
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well, it's the healthiest
I've ever felt
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in my whole life.
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Hey, boss.
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I covered your office windows
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so no one can sneak a peek
of...
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...Secret Project X.
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Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
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We know.
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-Doug?
-Mm?
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As your probationary secretary,
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can I ask you a question
about Secret Project X?
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You can ask me anything.
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Um,
does it have to be a secret?
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I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
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if people knew
what they were excited about?
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Well, it's about, you know,
keeping people guessing,
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so that's kind of the idea.
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Oh, but...
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they're not.
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Well, maybe not out loud,
Bambs, but...
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but inside, they are.
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I mean, look at them.
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They've got an itch
inside their brains,
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and they don't know
how to scratch it.
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But none of these people matter
anyhow, right?
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We've got an audience of one,
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and when Connie sees
what we are cooking up,
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we're gonna be writing
our own ticket.
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And then I'll officially be
your gal Friday?
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Absolutely--we pull this off,
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you're gonna get a raise
and benefits.
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Yes!
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Oh, but can I still do
my own dental?
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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I can't believe it's real!
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It just needs
Bella's signature.
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And also, you need to trim
about 100 words
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'cause I don't want
to mess with the design.
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Oh.
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Maybe lose the bit
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about Bella finding
the earring?
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What?
It's the soul of the piece.
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Ugh, you really are a writer.
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Yeah!
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Oh, it feels great to be back.
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I have missed this place.
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Aw. Well, we missed you too.
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A lot of people here care
about you,
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and you sort of disappeared
on us.
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Well, I--I needed to figure
some stuff out, you know?
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Mm. Like Bella?
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And her escapades seem to have
brought some stability.
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And adventure.
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Yeah, Bella's been
around the block now.
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Those San Marino blocks
are long and leafy.
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You don't know the half of it.
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But Bella started her journey
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through some other
neighbourhoods too.
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Ones with more experimental
architecture.
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Think she's tempted
to revisit those?
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Well, Bella is in
a--a better place
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with her husband, Gian-Paul,
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and uh, Bella needs to focus
on her work
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while at work
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and nothing else.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
I'm not good at this.
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No, I get it.
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-Oh, what's going on here?
-Oh, nothing.
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Just finishing up some stuff
for tonight.
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Oh, right.
Your secret special something.
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-What time is it again?
-Uh--
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Doors open at 8:00.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it.
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You work hard, you play hard.
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You deserve a quiet night in.
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No, I can spare 90 minutes.
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That's just an estimate.
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I didn't factor in
applause breaks.
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Okay, you mind heading in
and finishing up?
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Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
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I mean,
Connie's coming tonight,
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and those are really
the only eyes I need,
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so honestly,
don't worry about it.
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-Uh-uh.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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-Hey!
-Oh, hi! Mwah!
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Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
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Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
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-Oh, you should!
-Yeah.
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Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
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I'm gonna drop these off,
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and then I'm gonna go meet
Constance in Beverly Hills.
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Oh, excuse me.
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- Field trip with the boss?
- Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's making
an impression.
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I think she just wants
to give me notes
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on the August issue
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in her, you know,
natural habitat.
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But anyway,
it's so good that you're back.
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Oh, well, it feels great.
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Everything got so shiny.
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- I know.
- Right?
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Oh, did you look
at those revisions?
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No, not yet, but I will.
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I'm just--you know,
I'm swamped.
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There's just--
there's so much going on here,
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and--and I--
I'm trying to write my book,
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and I have the--the renovations
on the new condo--
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And?
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Plus crashing at the Margaux,
yes,
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so I'm just getting no sleep.
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Now, is that the hotel's fault
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or your rock star boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend.
He is just--
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The famous musician
you're shacking up with.
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I cannot believe
this is my life
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and not some story
that I'm writing in my head.
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It's wild!
It's almost as wild as Bella.
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Where do you come up
with that stuff?
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Oh, well, actually--
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Does my hair look okay,
by the way?
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I did not have time
to wash it this morning
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because I was having sex.
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Yes, yes.
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It looks perfect.
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I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
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Okay, I hope
you can uh, read my notes.
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They got a little bit smudged.
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Whiskey and, uh...
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...mint chip.
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What a Wednesday.
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Yes, you did.
Okay, I call it...
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...Good Clean Fun.
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Oh, your dream shoot.
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Okay, I am ready.
Tell me everything.
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A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
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More men that we know
what to do with.
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A bathhouse? Very sexy.
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Okay, what's the angle?
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Okay.
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Communal bathing.
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Men lounging, reading,
playing board games.
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It's an exploration
of the male form
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without artifice,
out in the wild.
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Huh.
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Do you think it might be
too, um...
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...straightforward for Minx?
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It's real.
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You know, actual male desire.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's--
it's very, um...
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Maybe I can, um, think on it.
Okay.
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Richie's been waiting weeks
to pitch this to you.
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We've already rescheduled
twice.
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-We have to pull the trigger.
-Yeah.
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I just--I don't see how, um,
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this slots into
a women's magazine.
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What if, you know,
it's not in a bathhouse?
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What if it's the same,
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but just, you know,
somewhere else?
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Then it would be different.
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I think that
we should put a pin in it
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and we should think about
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something more aspirational,
okay?
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Our centrefolds
are the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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Sounds like
you have a very clear vision.
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Any fixes?
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Uh...
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...what about backstage?
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A-a stolen moment
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with a rock star
in his dressing room?
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Wow. Lightning strikes.
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How'd you come up
with that one?
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I guess I'll go find us
a rock star.
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Didn't your mama ever teach you
how to turn someone down?
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My mother? No.
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My mother...
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My mother wasn't around
for that kind of stuff.
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Not something
you want to talk about?
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No, not really.
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Well, my mama
is a serious bitch,
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and she taught me that
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if you don't like something,
you just say no.
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- Who says I didn't like it?
- You, in 40 ways.
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Body language, tone of voice,
even the way
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you keep scratching
the back of your head.
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Okay, I feel observed.
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You think it's nicer,
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but it only makes everything
worse.
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Just be direct.
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By the way, I've looked over
your work expenses.
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Mm-hmm?
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14 valet stubs
from the Margaux.
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I'm living out of a suitcase.
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I--I--I need a place to work.
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You have an office.
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I'm not accepting these.
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- Yeah, but I'm staying--
- No.
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See how easy that was?
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Not a problem.
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Bella quivered
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as Gian-Paul shivered.
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Ooh, that's good.
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- Shel.
- Hi, Doug.
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Can I talk to you?
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That Bella LaRouche stuff
is sexy stuff.
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It really is.
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I didn't expect it
from a Prigger.
262
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,971
Oh, well, I've always had
a wild imagination.
263
00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,693
Imagination--she's married
to an orthodontist
264
00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:57,975
from La Cañada.
265
00:09:58,017 --> 00:09:59,496
It's actually San Marino, so...
266
00:09:59,538 --> 00:10:01,619
Either way, I need a little bit
of that sexiness
267
00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:02,860
on my special project.
268
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,662
My copy could use a spark.
269
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,464
Well,
my spark doesn't come cheap.
270
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,346
How's a hundred bucks
and a peek on the inside?
271
00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:10,390
I'm in.
272
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,672
Shellfish!
273
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,833
You're gonna be working
pretty closely
274
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,195
-with Bambs on this one.
-You know what?
275
00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:18,037
I'm on a deadline, actually,
so I should just--
276
00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:20,680
Oh, come on.
It's an afternoon, and that's--
277
00:10:20,722 --> 00:10:22,882
Well, that's really
all the time we've got.
278
00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:24,644
So I'm gonna lock you two girls
in this room,
279
00:10:24,686 --> 00:10:26,326
and please make some magic.
280
00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,248
Magic's on hold.
We have a huge problem.
281
00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:30,731
The archdiocese said we can't
use their venue anymore.
282
00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:32,573
Oh, no.
I guess it's all falling apart.
283
00:10:32,615 --> 00:10:33,814
-I'll just get back to--
-No, no.
284
00:10:33,856 --> 00:10:35,136
Just a little speed bump.
It's a hiccup.
285
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,057
Everything's gonna be
just fine.
286
00:10:36,099 --> 00:10:37,098
I'm so sorry.
287
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,099
You give me one thing to do,
288
00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:39,060
and I already screwed it up.
289
00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:40,421
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
290
00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:41,663
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
291
00:10:41,705 --> 00:10:42,984
But here's
what I need you girls to do:
292
00:10:43,026 --> 00:10:44,906
just stay in this room
and grind it out
293
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,508
until you make something great
together, okay?
294
00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:48,552
Please.
295
00:10:59,845 --> 00:11:01,444
Sorry, appointment only.
296
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,726
She has one.
297
00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:07,932
-This is Betty, the designer.
-Hi.
298
00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,653
My latest discovery.
299
00:11:09,695 --> 00:11:14,138
An all-female staff
confronting the sartorial ennui
300
00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:15,860
of the working women's
wardrobe.
301
00:11:15,902 --> 00:11:17,903
Right. Uh...
302
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,544
okay, well, while I agree
303
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:22,387
that professional women do need
more clothing options,
304
00:11:22,429 --> 00:11:26,392
I wonder if uh, fashion coverage
is beyond the scope of--
305
00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:29,395
No, we're not here
for the magazine.
306
00:11:29,437 --> 00:11:32,679
We're actually here for you.
307
00:11:32,721 --> 00:11:33,680
I'll grab the second rack.
308
00:11:33,722 --> 00:11:35,402
A little wardrobe rethink.
309
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,604
Multiple racks?
310
00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:39,606
Didn't realise my wardrobe
was so stale.
311
00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:41,328
Oh, you have beautiful style.
You do.
312
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,852
It just needs to catch up
to the woman that you've become
313
00:11:44,894 --> 00:11:47,535
and the magazine that
you've elevated so beautifully.
314
00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:49,377
Okay.
That's very kind.
315
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,259
Thank you, Constance,
but it's--
316
00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,821
I actually put a lot of thought
into what I wear.
317
00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,143
Right.
318
00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:59,228
Navy suits and pussy bows,
they got you here,
319
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,711
but you do not need
to dress like a man
320
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:03,473
to earn the respect of one.
321
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,594
Mm-mm.
322
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,436
Not anymore.
323
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:09,359
Surely, there is something here
that catches your eye.
324
00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:14,044
Huh.
325
00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:17,528
What a figure!
326
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,210
See, I had a feeling.
327
00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:20,451
Y--yeah.
328
00:12:20,493 --> 00:12:23,455
It feels like
a bit of a departure.
329
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:26,658
No one at your level
330
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,902
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
331
00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:31,503
with equal confidence.
332
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:35,828
We can be powerful
and feminine.
333
00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:39,512
Give our girls something
to aspire to.
334
00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:41,875
See, I had to make this all up
as I went along.
335
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:45,959
And boy, do I have the scars
to prove it.
336
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:49,325
Let me ease your path a little.
337
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,007
I have loved having you
to look to.
338
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:55,009
It's not something I'm used to.
339
00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:56,491
And I have really enjoyed
340
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:59,576
having a smart younger woman
to fuss over.
341
00:13:01,338 --> 00:13:02,938
No one is gonna force you
to do something
342
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,982
that you don't want to do.
343
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:07,022
Ah.
344
00:13:07,064 --> 00:13:10,466
Why don't you wear this out,
see how you feel?
345
00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:13,630
If you don't like it,
we'll scrap the whole thing.
346
00:13:16,635 --> 00:13:17,914
You know what?
347
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,957
I think we might have room
after all.
348
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,201
Bring back one of those chunky
books for her to read.
349
00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:27,285
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
350
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,894
She's not dumb.
This can't be in the magazine.
351
00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:37,256
Honey, lift up your chin
a little bit.
352
00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:39,418
Less bored, more judgmental.
353
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:42,381
You don't care how hard
he worked on that song.
354
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:43,863
You're at 90% fuck you.
355
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,985
You need to bring this thing
down to about ten.
356
00:13:46,027 --> 00:13:47,267
Only 90?
357
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,069
Hey, Danny,
fly in that typewriter.
358
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,710
She wants everyone to know
how busy she is.
359
00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:52,673
Oh, um,
typewriting costs extra.
360
00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:55,155
- Richie?
- Excuse me.
361
00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:56,757
What?
362
00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:58,559
We both know I should be
shooting Bathhouse right now.
363
00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:01,522
She's the boss, remember?
364
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:03,284
Joyce and I used to have
a dialogue.
365
00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:05,527
Now it feels like a lecture.
366
00:14:05,569 --> 00:14:08,090
I understand your frustration.
367
00:14:08,132 --> 00:14:11,013
If you can't do this concept,
just scrap the shoot.
368
00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:12,935
We'll go with a retrospective.
369
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,136
Easy.
370
00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:16,018
The magazine isn't even
a year old.
371
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,620
That's creative bankruptcy.
372
00:14:17,662 --> 00:14:20,503
Telling your boss to go screw
herself is career suicide.
373
00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:22,105
Don't sweat it.
374
00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:24,387
I already pulled some goofy,
behind-the-scenes shots.
375
00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:26,950
-We can just--
-Stop hurting me.
376
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,712
Okay.
377
00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,875
I'll figure it out.
378
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,562
What?
379
00:14:37,604 --> 00:14:39,004
No, I swear.
380
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,846
I thought I was done,
but she kept squealing,
381
00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:42,888
so I shoved both my hands
back inside
382
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,089
and pulled out another piglet.
383
00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,491
Oh, my God.
384
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:47,973
The things that happen to you
on the 405.
385
00:14:48,015 --> 00:14:49,895
Oh, I have missed
these stories.
386
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, my God, and look how fast
the work went.
387
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,219
Is there anything else?
Are we--
388
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:55,341
-No, I think that's it.
-Okay.
389
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:56,623
Should we have sex now?
390
00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:59,346
Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no.
391
00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:01,909
I--um, I--
I can't do that again.
392
00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:03,911
I just thought with you coming
back here, just--
393
00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:05,473
Yeah, well, I'm--
394
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:09,077
Bambi, I'm back,
but we need to be friends.
395
00:15:09,119 --> 00:15:10,598
No more... you know.
396
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,761
-Orgasms.
-Yes, that.
397
00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:15,363
Or any associated behaviours.
398
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:16,765
That's okay.
399
00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:18,046
I love friends.
400
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,168
Friends are the family
you choose,
401
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,170
and you don't have sex
with family.
402
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,692
Unless it's your stepsibling.
403
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,814
And even then,
you have to keep it a secret
404
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,858
because of
his political career.
405
00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:28,618
I just want you to be happy.
406
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,740
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
407
00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:31,862
Good.
408
00:15:31,904 --> 00:15:33,223
So am I.
409
00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:38,068
Beautiful, beautiful.
410
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,591
Yeah, you've got
a lot of girls out there
411
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:42,073
that'll wanna see this.
412
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,355
That's nice. That's great.
413
00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:45,877
That's excellent.
414
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:48,079
David, shoot more
toward the camera.
415
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:54,406
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
416
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,575
My day opened up.
417
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:05,058
Let's get you in the shot.
418
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,580
Hey, Andy, let's get her
in the shot.
419
00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:07,701
She already is.
420
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:08,822
We're on the clock, hon'.
Budge up.
421
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:10,184
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
422
00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:12,026
Yes, um,
where do you want me to--
423
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,948
Um, yeah,
you should go over there.
424
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:17,472
Back there
in the gazebo, cabana thing.
425
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,637
-Hi, I'm--
-Joyce Prigger.
426
00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:23,959
- Yeah, that's me.
- Fun.
427
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:24,920
You writing a story?
428
00:16:24,962 --> 00:16:26,482
Uh, yeah.
429
00:16:26,524 --> 00:16:28,123
Yeah, I could be if there's,
you know, one to tell.
430
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,285
You want any nuggets included?
431
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:30,526
Just make it clear
432
00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:32,809
Carrie and Neil
are very happy together.
433
00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:34,891
- Mm-hmm.
- Groupies are always circling.
434
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,132
Move quick if you want a drink.
435
00:16:36,174 --> 00:16:38,215
They devour everything.
436
00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:40,337
Well, you're just in time
437
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,939
'cause we're all out.
438
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,821
-There you go.
-Mm, thank you.
439
00:16:43,863 --> 00:16:47,625
- Love your dress.
- Thank you.
440
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,707
Um, so...
441
00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:51,389
We're with Graham.
442
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,271
He wanted our eyes on this.
443
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,552
Did he?
444
00:16:54,594 --> 00:16:55,874
And how do you know Graham?
445
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,275
I was at this party
446
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,837
and got invited onstage
to play the shakers.
447
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,159
You don't say?
448
00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:01,881
He told her that
she had the best rhythm
449
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,043
- of any girl he'd ever met.
- Stop.
450
00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,204
Joyce, my minx,
451
00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,085
you want something
from the kitchen?
452
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,126
We're putting in an order.
453
00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:08,568
- Um--
- Oh, my God.
454
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,290
- You're the Minx lady?
- Mm-hmm.
455
00:17:10,332 --> 00:17:11,571
Oh, my God!
456
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,293
My mom loves your magazine.
457
00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:15,215
Your mom? That is great.
458
00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:16,577
That's so--that's so great.
459
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,260
We have a lot of older,
um, readers.
460
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:20,221
How old is your mom?
461
00:17:20,263 --> 00:17:21,622
32 next week.
462
00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:22,944
And you're dating Graham?
463
00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:26,469
Uh, would definitely
not say dating.
464
00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:29,150
So what about you?
465
00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:30,392
I mean,
what is Joyce Prigger doing
466
00:17:30,434 --> 00:17:32,436
in the fun time cabana?
467
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:37,960
You know,
that is a great question.
468
00:17:58,665 --> 00:17:59,864
- Hey.
- Hi.
469
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,026
VIPs this way.
470
00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:08,714
Ooh, Joyce!
471
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,316
Looking good.
472
00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:13,319
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
473
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:14,280
Don't make me regret
the compliment.
474
00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:15,361
Oh.
475
00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:16,843
-Isn't she stunning?
-Mm-hmm.
476
00:18:16,885 --> 00:18:18,805
How do you feel?
477
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,888
Like myself.
478
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,091
You were right. You were right.
479
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,172
Thank you for the push.
480
00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:27,054
Aw, that's my girl.
481
00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:28,736
All right, a toast.
482
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:31,219
Doug even got me my favourite.
Drambuie.
483
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,461
Oh, thank you.
484
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,944
Cheers.
485
00:18:35,986 --> 00:18:36,985
What do you think this is?
486
00:18:37,027 --> 00:18:38,747
Mm.
487
00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:41,870
Ladies and gentleladies,
the show is about to begin...
488
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,552
That is strong.
489
00:18:43,594 --> 00:18:45,314
...and so please
take your seats
490
00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:46,556
and clear your minds,
491
00:18:46,598 --> 00:18:49,561
because the journey starts
now.
492
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:55,766
And that's why
I deserve a raise.
493
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,488
Quit yer yappin'!
494
00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:00,411
Hike up that skirt
and show me those legs.
495
00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:01,532
Where's my dinner?
496
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,334
You promised me ham!
497
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,456
If God wanted your opinion,
498
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:06,818
he would've made you a man.
499
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:09,100
Et tu, padre?
500
00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:11,543
Oh!
501
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,626
It's so hard being a woman
in 1973.
502
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,910
If only there was a way
to make a change.
503
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,958
I said, if only there was a way
504
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,359
to make a change!
505
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,003
A dirty lamp?
506
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,047
A woman's job is never done.
507
00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:37,574
A magic genie?
508
00:19:40,817 --> 00:19:43,979
I'm here to grant you
three wishes.
509
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,221
Hmm, wow.
510
00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:50,466
I guess my first wish would be
to find a man who gets it.
511
00:19:50,508 --> 00:19:52,148
Your wish is my command...
512
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,550
at Club Minx!
513
00:19:56,594 --> 00:19:58,234
That's right, ladies!
514
00:19:58,276 --> 00:20:01,518
Welcome to the club where
you come first and often!
515
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,282
Don't worry
about dinner tonight,
516
00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:08,806
because what Maurice has
cooking is piping hot!
517
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,059
Don't get your panties
in a bunch.
518
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:23,502
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
519
00:20:23,544 --> 00:20:25,624
...and iron them.
520
00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:35,035
Oh...
521
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:39,880
Are you feeling
underappreciated, ladies?
522
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:43,124
Well maybe tonight
Nestor can help,
523
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,248
'cause he's gonna take really
good care of your children.
524
00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:51,733
And last but definitely
not least, ladies,
525
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:54,616
remember you're not alone
in this revolution.
526
00:20:54,658 --> 00:20:56,338
Oh, no!
527
00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,943
Because my guy Xavier
isn't afraid to fight...
528
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,665
for your rights!
529
00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:11,795
[Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes"
playing"
530
00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:32,017
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
531
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:34,180
That's how you start a show,
boys!
532
00:21:34,222 --> 00:21:35,822
Sexy, sexy!
Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
533
00:21:35,864 --> 00:21:37,623
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
534
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:44,912
Let's just see.
535
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:46,713
Stick this in there.
Don't be shy.
536
00:21:46,755 --> 00:21:48,275
-For real?
-It's not a judgment.
537
00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:50,960
It's stagecraft, Mo.
Just do what I'm asking.
538
00:21:54,804 --> 00:21:56,564
All the letters I can write
539
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,326
are not as fair as this.
540
00:21:58,368 --> 00:22:00,088
Syllables of velvet,
541
00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,411
depths of ruby, undrained.
542
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,115
And a bathhouse was too much?
543
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,439
-Where's Joyce?
-Depends.
544
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,523
Where'd you land on the shoot?
545
00:22:31,565 --> 00:22:34,246
Deadline's a deadline.
546
00:22:36,851 --> 00:22:40,012
Now, am I supposed to find
the baby attractive?
547
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,293
Because I do.
548
00:22:41,335 --> 00:22:44,697
But is that the intention
of the piece?
549
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,900
Probably best to not think
about it too hard.
550
00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,581
Hey, Xavier.
Come here for a sec, would ya?
551
00:22:48,623 --> 00:22:49,743
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
552
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,824
Okay, you see that woman
over there?
553
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:52,105
Mm.
554
00:22:52,147 --> 00:22:53,307
See the one I'm pointing at?
555
00:22:53,349 --> 00:22:54,989
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
556
00:22:55,031 --> 00:22:57,071
You got something special
in you, man.
557
00:22:57,113 --> 00:22:58,472
-Know what I mean?
-Mm.
558
00:22:58,514 --> 00:22:59,754
You've been working
your whole life for it.
559
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,995
Well, now's the moment.
560
00:23:01,037 --> 00:23:03,558
I want you to go
make that woman feel alive
561
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,640
the way only the X-man can.
562
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,084
You know,
my name actually isn't Xavier.
563
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,405
-Yeah, I get it, I get it.
-Okay.
564
00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:11,527
But that's what I'm gonna need
from you, okay?
565
00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:12,808
Okay.
566
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,210
No, no, no, no, no.
567
00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:15,651
Sexy baby's on stage.
Just give him a second.
568
00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:18,414
You have one final wish.
569
00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:20,697
Use it wisely.
570
00:23:20,739 --> 00:23:24,181
I wish women ruled the world.
571
00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:27,184
As the next
President of the United States,
572
00:23:27,226 --> 00:23:29,546
do you promise to protect life,
liberty,
573
00:23:29,588 --> 00:23:31,389
and the pursuit of...
574
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:32,710
sexiness?
575
00:23:32,752 --> 00:23:35,073
I do, America.
576
00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:45,790
M-I-N-X!
577
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,552
M-I-N-X!
578
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,995
- What club is this?
- Club Minx!
579
00:24:50,037 --> 00:24:51,877
Yeah! So good!
580
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:53,479
So sexy, guys!
581
00:24:53,521 --> 00:24:55,921
That was excellent.
Really good, really good.
582
00:24:55,963 --> 00:24:58,044
Hey, tip these guys out, okay?
Give 'em some real money.
583
00:24:58,086 --> 00:24:59,325
I'm so proud of you guys!
584
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:02,208
Block off '73 and '74!
585
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,172
We got a fucking hit!
I love you guys so much.
586
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,293
Hey!
587
00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:11,979
You said you wanted a big idea,
I gave you gravity, huh?
588
00:25:12,021 --> 00:25:13,381
I haven't been this entertained
589
00:25:13,423 --> 00:25:15,543
since Nat King Cole sung
at my wedding.
590
00:25:15,585 --> 00:25:16,784
Oh, I knew it!
591
00:25:16,826 --> 00:25:18,306
But this is just the start!
592
00:25:18,348 --> 00:25:20,268
I want to start
with medium-size markets,
593
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,511
two troupes,
East Coast, West Coast.
594
00:25:22,553 --> 00:25:24,793
-really just--
-Joyce has some concerns.
595
00:25:24,835 --> 00:25:26,315
Oh, yeah. I saw you.
596
00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:29,238
You seemed to be very concerned
with my pal Xavier.
597
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,200
The show was really fun.
598
00:25:31,242 --> 00:25:33,162
It was acrobatic,
599
00:25:33,204 --> 00:25:36,126
and the men had
impressive physiques.
600
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,968
Oh, these boys have
rock-hard bodies.
601
00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:41,011
It takes real dedication,
and they got it.
602
00:25:41,053 --> 00:25:42,853
I saw you liking it.
603
00:25:42,895 --> 00:25:44,375
You throw a great party.
604
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,016
Oh, thank you.
605
00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,581
But I don't want to be
the host of it.
606
00:25:50,263 --> 00:25:51,502
It just--it wasn't Minx.
607
00:25:51,544 --> 00:25:54,426
Well, what are you
talking about, right?
608
00:25:54,468 --> 00:25:56,308
Minx is so much more
than a magazine now.
609
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:58,512
We can be whatever the fuck
we want, right?
610
00:25:59,914 --> 00:26:01,113
No one at our level
611
00:26:01,155 --> 00:26:04,116
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
612
00:26:04,158 --> 00:26:05,758
with equal confidence,
613
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,602
and this was one
of those things, but it just--
614
00:26:09,644 --> 00:26:12,808
I don't see a world
where it ever becomes both.
615
00:26:15,411 --> 00:26:19,493
You said you wanted
to be wowed, right?
616
00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:21,736
Well, were you
fucking wowed tonight?
617
00:26:21,778 --> 00:26:24,419
Yes, and as much
as I enjoyed myself,
618
00:26:24,461 --> 00:26:25,860
I have to defer to Joyce.
619
00:26:25,902 --> 00:26:28,383
That was our deal.
620
00:26:28,425 --> 00:26:31,026
But Joyce, you look at that.
621
00:26:31,068 --> 00:26:35,150
Sexual liberation on display.
622
00:26:35,192 --> 00:26:37,353
Doug, the answer is no.
623
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,397
I'm sorry.
624
00:26:48,287 --> 00:26:50,447
I can barely hear
the "fuck you."
625
00:26:50,489 --> 00:26:52,610
- Joyce loved them.
- Of course she did.
626
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,452
- These are amazing.
- Mm.
627
00:26:54,494 --> 00:26:57,014
Bathhouse would've been
better.
628
00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:58,937
You weren't really gonna do
a retrospective, were you?
629
00:26:58,979 --> 00:27:01,019
No.
Even I know that's a bad idea.
630
00:27:01,061 --> 00:27:03,381
Hmm.
631
00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:04,663
You know, you're really good
632
00:27:04,705 --> 00:27:06,585
at this whole
managing people thing.
633
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:07,986
It's my job.
634
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,148
But I'm not sure I like it
when you do it to me.
635
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:11,192
Sometimes you're the job.
636
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,353
But you're worth it.
637
00:27:14,395 --> 00:27:16,398
Look what you can do.
638
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,480
You think anyone else knows
how good we are?
639
00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:25,846
Not a chance.
640
00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:31,612
Chin up, okay?
641
00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:33,657
No one can take away
what you did out there.
642
00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:37,819
Oh...
643
00:27:37,861 --> 00:27:39,221
Hey, I know it hurts.
644
00:27:39,263 --> 00:27:40,582
I mean,
I only worked on it a day,
645
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,864
and I'm very disappointed.
646
00:27:41,906 --> 00:27:43,908
I can't imagine
how you're feeling.
647
00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:46,989
When you dream something up
648
00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:49,312
and someone just takes it
away...
649
00:27:49,354 --> 00:27:51,474
I don't think I have it in me.
650
00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:53,196
Business is so mean.
651
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,638
It is mean,
652
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,640
but you just need
a good night's sleep, you know?
653
00:27:56,682 --> 00:27:58,482
Oh.
654
00:27:58,524 --> 00:28:00,925
Will you stay a little longer?
655
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,046
I just need a friend.
656
00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:03,848
I don't want to be alone
tonight.
657
00:28:06,613 --> 00:28:08,333
You know what?
I wish I could, but I just--
658
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:09,975
I--I have to get home.
659
00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:11,697
I'm sorry.
660
00:28:11,739 --> 00:28:13,258
It's okay.
661
00:28:21,790 --> 00:28:23,792
What a waste.
662
00:28:27,796 --> 00:28:32,159
You know, I haven't had a boss
since I was 16 years old,
663
00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:34,201
and now I have two,
664
00:28:34,243 --> 00:28:36,684
and one of them
is Joyce fucking Prigger.
665
00:28:36,726 --> 00:28:38,406
I was wondering when
you were gonna figure that out.
666
00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:40,368
I have been busting my ass.
667
00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:42,450
I've been working so hard,
Tines.
668
00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,212
And what do I have to show
for it?
669
00:28:44,254 --> 00:28:46,935
A Rolls-Royce,
a six-figure deal,
670
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,498
and...
how many Speedos did you buy?
671
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:50,659
Minimum was 2,000.
672
00:28:50,701 --> 00:28:52,421
I got a little cocky
and bought 4,000.
673
00:28:52,463 --> 00:28:55,064
You could uh, slap a Minx logo
on 'em.
674
00:28:55,106 --> 00:28:56,546
Please don't.
675
00:28:56,588 --> 00:29:00,190
What do you say
we hop in your fancy car,
676
00:29:00,232 --> 00:29:02,232
drive up the coast,
677
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,474
get lost
where no one can reach us?
678
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:09,720
Only if you drive
so I can get drunk in the car.
679
00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:11,162
Deal.
680
00:29:15,849 --> 00:29:17,088
You never said goodbye.
681
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:20,532
I was told
not to interrupt the talent.
682
00:29:20,574 --> 00:29:22,094
I made a mistake.
683
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:23,976
I wanted you there, it's just--
I don't know.
684
00:29:24,018 --> 00:29:27,141
Sometimes--sometimes
I get caught up.
685
00:29:29,464 --> 00:29:32,145
You're a star, Graham.
686
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,907
And you should enjoy that.
687
00:29:33,949 --> 00:29:36,710
I plan on doing the same.
688
00:29:36,752 --> 00:29:37,911
Just not with you.
689
00:29:37,953 --> 00:29:39,753
Come on.
690
00:29:39,795 --> 00:29:41,797
-Don't be mad.
-I'm not.
691
00:29:43,399 --> 00:29:45,039
Look, we had a lot of fun,
692
00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:47,201
and you introduced me
to my new favourite hotel.
693
00:29:48,685 --> 00:29:51,126
All right. Okay.
694
00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:53,048
Yeah.
695
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,049
Well, can we at least just--
696
00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,093
-Good night, Graham.
-Okay.
697
00:29:58,256 --> 00:30:00,896
If you change your mind...
698
00:30:00,938 --> 00:30:02,941
I'll be over here.
699
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,550
-Was that--
-Yeah.