1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,338 [Doug] You said you wanted splashy. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,008 - Is this splashy enough? - Well, it's a beginning. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,909 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:12,245 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 5 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,346 I have fans now. 6 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,281 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 7 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:16,750 and they live in castles 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,184 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 9 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,053 [Doug] We could turn Minx into so much more 10 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:21,087 than just a magazine. 11 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,889 Merchandising, uh, events, 12 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,692 international editions, taking this thing global. 13 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,727 Something is going on with you. 14 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:29,963 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 15 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,199 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 16 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,301 - Am I a celebrity? - Sure, you're a celebrity. 17 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:37,137 [Joyce] Doesn't it seem like people are longing 18 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,773 for a way to be more open about sexuality 19 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,307 without feeling shame? 20 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:43,576 God save the queen of dicks. 21 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,211 [Joyce] And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 22 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,914 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 23 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,186 [Eugene Blacknell's "Get in a Hurry" playing] 24 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,855 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,857 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 26 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,027 [model] Hey. 27 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,996 [Eugene] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪ 28 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:06,299 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:10,837 ♪ I can't believe ♪ 30 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,207 - ♪ My baby done put me down ♪ - Thank you. 31 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,376 [laughter] 32 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,379 [Doug] Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 33 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,014 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 34 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,515 Truly inspired. 35 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:23,983 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 36 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:27,253 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 37 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,688 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 38 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,123 and it's a winner. [laughs] 39 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,292 [camera shutter clicks] 40 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,161 [Tina] Yes, Bambi. 41 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,663 Um, who are those people 42 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:37,964 and why do they keep taking our picture? 43 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:39,999 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 44 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,468 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 45 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,470 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 46 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,371 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 47 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:46,673 But fun. 48 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:47,654 Yes, it is. 49 00:01:47,654 --> 00:01:49,843 It's... so much fun. 50 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,145 [Tina] Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 51 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,613 Does anyone know where Richie is? 52 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,215 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 53 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,783 and I don't know why he's not here. 54 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,051 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 55 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,753 [clears throat] Uh, more. 56 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,188 Both. Also both. 57 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,390 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 58 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,825 Just how over are we? 59 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,560 Twenty percent and counting. 60 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,963 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 61 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,832 I think we need to support this man's vision. 62 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:13,967 You've earned it. 63 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,069 Thank you, Connie. 64 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,071 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 65 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,908 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 66 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,109 came out, and they're, uh... 67 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,180 ...they're very positive. [laughs] 68 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,848 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 69 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,917 Somebody said, "Original." 70 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,418 "Mind-blowing." 71 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,387 "The biggest development in science 72 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:35,655 since the Punnett square." 73 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,023 I wrote that one. 74 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,025 And how are we looking on the calendars? 75 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,294 [Doug] I think we've got some really sexy options. 76 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,496 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 77 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:47,133 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 78 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,236 Yum. 79 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,272 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 80 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:55,341 ♪ ♪ 81 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,110 ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 82 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,978 What the hell was that? 83 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,681 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 84 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,884 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 85 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,719 Well, I-I don't-- I don't know what you mean. 86 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,521 [camera shutter clicks] 87 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,490 [Doug] Come on, Prigger, please. 88 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,358 What are you doing? 89 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,127 This is our thing. 90 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,395 We fight, we bang heads, 91 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,297 but then we come together and we make magic. 92 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,399 It is very Minx-y. 93 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,067 When did that become an adjective? 94 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,569 I just don't understand why you're trying 95 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,304 to bore this reporter out of a story. 96 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,440 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 97 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,509 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 98 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,579 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 99 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,947 He uncovers malfeasance. 100 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,615 He topples despots. 101 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:38,218 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 102 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,485 I think we'll be okay. 103 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:41,154 [Joyce] Yeah, well, still, one never knows 104 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,022 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 105 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,591 Have you read a word about Nixon? 106 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,293 He's the president of the United States. 107 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,462 We publish a dick mag. 108 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:50,697 Although right now, 109 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,465 I don't know who's more paranoid. 110 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,801 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 111 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,036 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 112 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,339 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 113 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:03,209 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 114 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,212 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 115 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,181 No--you mean launch Beyond. 116 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,282 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 117 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,117 I'm not risking Minx 118 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,920 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 119 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,321 So this is about jealousy? 120 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,657 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 121 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,292 for you and your new celebrity friend-- 122 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,660 [Doug] My editor, Joyce, 123 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,961 Carl Sagan. 124 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,830 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 125 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,366 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 126 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,967 There it is. So you were pissed. 127 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,569 Doug, I spent hours curating 128 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,671 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 129 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,539 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 130 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,508 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 131 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,143 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 132 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,278 God damn it. 133 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,480 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 134 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,148 Where was that in the meeting? 135 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,583 [laid-back rock music plays] 136 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,817 - [Shelly] Okay. - [Lenny] We gotta go. 137 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,252 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 138 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,187 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 139 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,256 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 140 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,658 I want you to call. 141 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,740 Well, Tommy has a standing order 142 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:55,328 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 143 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,110 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 144 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,998 - I have time today. - No way. 145 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,014 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 146 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:02,235 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 147 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,070 plenty of energy for later. 148 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,505 Oh, excuse me. 149 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,173 [Lenny] Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,908 [Shelly chuckles] 151 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,743 - [Lenny] Mm. - [Shelly chuckles] 152 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,679 I have a test first period. 153 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,747 Okay. All right, get out of here. 154 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,582 [Lenny] All right. 155 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:18,985 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 156 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,453 [laughs] 157 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,089 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 158 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:26,159 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 159 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,194 You guys throw the best parties. 160 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,629 Right, Harold? [laughs] 161 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,431 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 162 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,366 Must be in the doghouse. 163 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,500 [Lenny] Nope, just, uh, 164 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,002 enjoy spending time with my children. 165 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,317 [Shelly chuckles] 166 00:05:37,317 --> 00:05:39,038 I'm so sorry-- even with the leaf, 167 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,239 we can only fit eight. 168 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,674 Maybe next time? 169 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,742 Okay. 170 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,611 [engine turns over] 171 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,380 You had one line, Harold. 172 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,448 One. 173 00:05:49,329 --> 00:05:50,717 [singer] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪ 174 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,352 [Bambi] And this is where Richie sits. 175 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,453 He used to be in the studio, 176 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,088 but then Life magazine called him 177 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,256 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 178 00:05:57,256 --> 00:06:00,340 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 179 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,961 And over here is Tina. 180 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,663 She got to choose her own carpet. 181 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,898 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 182 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,734 Is that you right there? 183 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:08,801 [Bambi] Yeah. 184 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,070 That was from before my CFO days. 185 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,372 [Simon] You went from nude model 186 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,606 to Chief Financial Officer? 187 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,241 Chief Fun Officer. 188 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,943 Yours sounds made-up. [laughs] 189 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,778 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 190 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,279 which is a real job. 191 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,415 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 192 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,751 Just waiting for the stars to align. 193 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,552 Speaking of stars, 194 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,954 who do we have here? 195 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,123 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 196 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,459 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 197 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,395 Mr. Carl Sagan. 198 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,429 Hello. 199 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:37,964 I'm almost none of those things. 200 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,298 Okay, bye, guys. 201 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:40,933 Bye, Annie. 202 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,702 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 203 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:47,173 [indistinct chatter] 204 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,080 You one of those people who can only write 205 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,515 in the midst of chaos? 206 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,716 [typewriter dings] 207 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:58,951 Here you go. 208 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,219 This should have everything you need. 209 00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:04,457 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 210 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,492 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 211 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:07,994 [Simon] Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 212 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,395 I've done dozens of interviews, 213 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:12,131 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 214 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:17,170 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 215 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,738 Annie Leibovitz. 216 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,373 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 217 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,808 could you please not take my picture? 218 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,476 It's her job. 219 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,744 [Joyce] Well, I'm trying to do mine. 220 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,480 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 221 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,282 -"Where do you get your ideas?" - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 222 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,083 "How do you find your models? 223 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,885 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 224 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,321 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 225 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,590 [Simon] I would never ask that question. 226 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,925 Well, you'd be the first. 227 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,393 Then why don't you let me be? 228 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,695 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 229 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,963 Wh-what are you spending it on? 230 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,865 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 231 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,234 Page three, halfway down. 232 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,335 And if you'll excuse me, 233 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:50,803 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 234 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,071 [jaunty music plays] 235 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,139 I'm getting a bounce. 236 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,507 That's dead skin. 237 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,709 Son of a bitch. 238 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:57,977 Pumice. 239 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,980 ♪ ♪ 240 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,182 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 241 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:07,253 Technically not a stone. 242 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,388 It's a mineral slurry. 243 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,524 [Doug] There's my handsome genius. 244 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,692 Hey, you want something to drink? 245 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:13,926 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 246 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,528 Richie's got some great grass. 247 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,396 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 248 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:19,565 two connecting flights in coach, 249 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,300 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 250 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,102 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 251 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,971 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 252 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,439 you were here, he flipped his lid. 253 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,707 Betrayed none of that excitement 254 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:28,908 - in our brief encounter. - Oh, he's just nervous. 255 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:31,010 He is beyond excited. 256 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,012 [laughing] Beyond. 257 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,881 Okay. I would like to get high. 258 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,015 Okay, good. 259 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,084 [country blues music plays] 260 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,919 [PA grunting] 261 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,889 ♪ ♪ 262 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,658 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 263 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,727 I asked you earlier. You said more. 264 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,095 I meant metaphorically. 265 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,831 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 266 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,500 Well, you're not gonna like that. 267 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,768 - [Richie] Oh, my God. - [Bambi] Babes... 268 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,251 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 269 00:08:58,251 --> 00:08:59,939 - What? - [Bambi] The models are upset. 270 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,241 [Richie] Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 271 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,976 No, they're model upset. 272 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,613 The only way I can transform into character 273 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,615 is to know who tied me up. 274 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,716 What's my moment before? 275 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,018 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller 276 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,352 if I'm further away. 277 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,054 Even though we all know it's not. 278 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,290 Okay, everyone take five. 279 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,592 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 280 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,260 [Bambi] Robert, Charlie. 281 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,431 [Joyce] I hear we're having model drama. 282 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,967 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 283 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,803 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 284 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,005 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 285 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,174 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 286 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,442 The setup is not working. 287 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,877 I know. Something's missing. 288 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,879 - I just don't know what it is. - It's not tumbleweeds. 289 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,647 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 290 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,783 Right, yes. 291 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,420 How about this? 292 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,021 You move on to your secondary setups, 293 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,756 and then by the time we're ready for our centerfold, 294 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,259 I will have a fix. 295 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,260 Okay. 296 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,628 [laid-back rock music plays] 297 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,364 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 298 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,466 but this all seems a bit-- 299 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,634 Off. Yes, I know. 300 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,969 - We're handling it. - Yeah. 301 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,371 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 302 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,874 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 303 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:11,110 And this, two men together, 304 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,646 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 305 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,081 A target? 306 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,882 Well, there's a whisper campaign 307 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:20,219 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 308 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,754 Oh. Right, yeah. 309 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,056 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 310 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,225 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 311 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,362 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 312 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,498 that are paying specifically to reach women. 313 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,001 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 314 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,602 I will take care of it. 315 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,037 I have complete confidence in you. 316 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,872 [Joyce chuckles] 317 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,874 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 318 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,309 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 319 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,378 He doesn't need you. 320 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,412 The what? 321 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,582 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 322 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,083 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 323 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,418 No one, because it doesn't work. 324 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,686 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 325 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,754 - What? - No, no, you're having a really 326 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,055 - busy day. - What are you doing? 327 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,189 - You just go do your thing. - Is that Carl Sa-- 328 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,524 - [Doug] No, no, no, no. - Doug! 329 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,059 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 330 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,094 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 331 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,562 - I should probably-- - [Doug] I agree. 332 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,164 [Carl] Black holes, 333 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,900 infinitely dense, 334 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,103 but exponentially fascinating. 335 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,872 Oh, sweet Jesus. 336 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,854 [Joyce huffs] 337 00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:16,776 - Where's Simon? - He's in there with Doug. 338 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,511 I just got used as reporter bait. 339 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,679 You need to talk to him. 340 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,013 Oh, God, you too? 341 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,715 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 342 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,016 calling me complaining. 343 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,384 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 344 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,119 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 345 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,088 You've got to give them an angle. 346 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,657 The point of view of the woman at the center of it all. 347 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,627 You're right. 348 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,962 Point of view is everything. 349 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,097 Yeah, right, okay. 350 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,632 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 351 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,601 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 352 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:43,936 How many horses? 353 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,104 - Four. - [Tina] One. 354 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,439 - Three? - One. 355 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,541 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 356 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,376 They're too cloppy. 357 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,444 I was gonna give you two. 358 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,845 - Is it too late to-- - Yes. 359 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,049 Hello. [chuckles] 360 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,585 [twangy country music plays] 361 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,154 [Bambi] Richie. 362 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,123 You need to take better care of yourself. 363 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,157 Here. 364 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,826 OJ and speed. 365 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,162 I had an interesting chat 366 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,732 with one of our cowboys earlier. 367 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,766 Which one? 368 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,102 The one you slept with. 369 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,169 More specific? 370 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,637 Richie. 371 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,840 [laughs] At the same time? 372 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,641 When all the doors finally open up for you, 373 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,076 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 374 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,244 Been there. 375 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,345 When Elvis pulled me 376 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,747 out of that audience in seventh grade, 377 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,782 it was the start of a fun few years. 378 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,284 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 379 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,320 Slurring his words in a sequined cape 380 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,855 on a sad Vegas stage. 381 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,156 I don't want that for you. 382 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,024 I know. 383 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,659 But we get invited 384 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,229 to all these amazing events every single night, 385 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,265 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 386 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,700 Linda Ronstadt is having 387 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,635 a private listening party tonight. 388 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,970 How can I skip that? 389 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,639 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 390 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,008 But Linda is still putting out music, 391 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,811 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 392 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,313 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 393 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,681 Rein it in, buddy. 394 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,083 [horse whinnies] 395 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,221 I had nothing to do with that. 396 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,224 [pop rock music playing over stereo] 397 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,094 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:31,644 [Richie] That's right. 399 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,645 And when you look at them, 400 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,213 more powerful, please. 401 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,381 More anguish. 402 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:36,782 [horse whinnies] 403 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,819 [quirky rock music plays] 404 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,187 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,269 You squared the circle. 406 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,690 Well done. 407 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,567 It was missing a point of view. 408 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,869 Needed a way in for the audience. 409 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,238 She speaks. 410 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,419 Please, don't stop. 411 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:02,341 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 412 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,077 Maybe she's there to torment them. 413 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:07,546 All we know is that she has the power. 414 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,915 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 415 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,851 Talk to you. 416 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,853 - [door clicks shut] - [Simon] Uh-huh. 417 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,120 - All right. - Not what I thought of 418 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,622 when you said supply closet. 419 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,924 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 420 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,259 - [chuckles] - You know, you've been doing 421 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,127 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 422 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,395 I wasn't trying to hide it. 423 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,730 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 424 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,198 for all the press you've done. 425 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,600 Those were puff pieces, okay? 426 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,935 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 427 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,771 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 428 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,407 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 429 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,243 and then use it against her. 430 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,578 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 431 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,513 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 432 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,649 I wear my heels too high, 433 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,651 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 434 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:46,819 Look, I get it. 435 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,220 We all want to control the narrative. 436 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,089 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 437 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,658 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 438 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,159 - Honestly? - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. 439 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,728 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 440 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,329 her fingers are about to snap off. 441 00:14:58,597 --> 00:14:59,932 So what, 442 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,301 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 443 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,403 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 444 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,739 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 445 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,274 I came here to write about you. 446 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,142 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 447 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,677 and I thought you were at the center of it. 448 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,079 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 449 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,514 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 450 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,982 Observing is our job. 451 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,450 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 452 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,219 only to realize there's nothing there. 453 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,823 Uh, I... 454 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,258 okay. 455 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,694 [rock music plays] 456 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,162 I'm so glad you finally 457 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,597 sat down with our friend, Simon. 458 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,699 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 459 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,634 Yes, very, very well. 460 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,569 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 461 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,838 but you did it because you understand 462 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,308 the value of visibility. 463 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,710 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 464 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,145 It's safer there. 465 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,714 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 466 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,685 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 467 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,786 Mm? 468 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,721 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 469 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,456 I can't wait to read it. 470 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,492 ♪ ♪ 471 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,065 [Bambi] Hey. 472 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,000 I just had an interesting conversation 473 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,635 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 474 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,136 [sighs] Which one? 475 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,539 The one you were rude to. 476 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,673 More specific. 477 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,008 [Bambi] Joyce. 478 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,209 At the same time? 479 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,377 What? 480 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,779 No, it--I... 481 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,082 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 482 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,251 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 483 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,654 Okay, listen, I get it. 484 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,023 Okay? You're having a moment. 485 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,358 But there's more to this job 486 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,259 than just putting out a magazine. 487 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,662 You're like the front woman of a band, 488 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,364 if bands had front women. 489 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,698 - [chuckles] - [Bambi] You need to take 490 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,966 a night every once in a while 491 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,335 and just have a little fun, okay? 492 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,703 I know you're that person too. 493 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,972 Am I, though? Am I fun? 494 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,208 For a successful person with a big job, 495 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,610 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 496 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,581 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 497 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,450 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 498 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,452 It was touch and go at the start, 499 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,055 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 500 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,125 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 501 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,127 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 502 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,695 [Doug] Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 503 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,897 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 504 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,933 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 505 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,101 Beyond is going to be 506 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:19,138 the official magazine of Skylab. 507 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,107 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 508 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,409 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 509 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,543 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 510 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,744 and I want you to come with me. 511 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,046 I want to turn it into 512 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,214 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 513 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,116 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 514 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,584 [laughs] Think of this. 515 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:36,388 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 516 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,723 And if you play your cards right, 517 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,759 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 518 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:41,960 All right, I'll come... 519 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,796 if you finish the Minx calendars. 520 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,598 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 521 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,000 The calendars can wait. 522 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,002 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 523 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,137 You are killing me with these calendars. 524 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,174 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 525 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,443 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 526 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,411 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 527 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,380 It hurts my feelings. 528 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,615 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 529 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,150 - Yeah. - [Tina] Like reminding you 530 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,819 to do your work, 531 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,554 which is the job of a secretary, 532 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,955 if you kept one for longer than a week. 533 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,157 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 534 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,659 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 535 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,594 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 536 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,329 I hope it's not about merchandise. 537 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,198 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 538 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,834 - What? - Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 539 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,902 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 540 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,606 Glass or ceramic? 541 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,741 [indistinct chatter] 542 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,644 [glass clinking] 543 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,983 We're all friends here. 544 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,286 Some might say the closest of friends. 545 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,602 So I have to ask, 546 00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:48,227 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 547 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,645 No, I mean last month. 548 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,402 Mm-hmm. Okay. 549 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,838 What did we say about loose-fitting jewelry, hmm? 550 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,841 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 551 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,244 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 552 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,545 Sounds like Henrietta. 553 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,581 [laughter] 554 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,049 [Henrietta] Sorry, Shelly. 555 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,584 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 556 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,553 I'll forgive it this time. 557 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,921 [clears throat] 558 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:22,361 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 559 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,630 Sadie Hawkins. 560 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,033 Ladies choose their partners. 561 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,739 Eeny... 562 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,175 meeny... 563 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,913 miny... 564 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,481 mine. 565 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,753 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 566 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,958 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 567 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,826 and now from me to you. 568 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,396 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 569 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,868 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 570 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,703 I feel that way about everyone. 571 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,205 [Constance] Mm. 572 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,874 If I overstepped this morning, 573 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,342 I apologize. 574 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,344 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 575 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,581 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 576 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:19,851 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 577 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,522 And if powerful people listen only to you, 578 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,358 that means you're the one with all the power. 579 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,893 It only works if no one notices. 580 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,895 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 581 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,364 on a few more secrets? 582 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,833 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 583 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,436 for the next 24 months. 584 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,638 What are your comps? 585 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:40,906 Nothing. 586 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,107 Nothing? 587 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,675 [Tina] I had to create my own. 588 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:49,648 These are sales for every BDP title. 589 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,416 Kung Fu Cuties. 590 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,652 Feet! Feet! Feet! 591 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,187 Yank My Doodle. 592 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,022 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 593 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,924 All high floor, low ceiling. 594 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,628 Dependable, but marginal profit. 595 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,130 Minx is different. 596 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:08,000 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 597 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,103 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 598 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,919 Huge margins have that effect on me. 599 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,707 We're gonna get along just fine. 600 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,809 [both chuckle] 601 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,679 [rock music plays] 602 00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:21,913 ♪ ♪ 603 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,249 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 604 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,551 You are making a compelling case. 605 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,153 You gotta come next time. 606 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,921 There's always room on the bus. 607 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,958 - [musician] We're on soon. - Okay. [laughs] 608 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,092 How do you two know each other? 609 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,727 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 610 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,896 and not know Jackson Browne? 611 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,164 Sure, sure. 612 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,999 That was Glenn Frey. 613 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,969 Of the Eagles. 614 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,438 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 615 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,140 I know every person in this place. 616 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,541 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 617 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,176 you picked the wrong place to do it. 618 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,345 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 619 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,547 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 620 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,582 - Richie sends his regard. - [Linda] Mwah. 621 00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,218 You and Simon Michaels. 622 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,753 Don't tell this man anything. 623 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,022 [laughs] Don't worry, she hasn't. 624 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:07,092 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 625 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,027 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 626 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,595 We need your help. 627 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,597 - I got you, babe. - [Linda] Okay. 628 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,232 [Joyce] You get it? You get that? 629 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,435 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 630 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,437 Me too, Linda. 631 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,239 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 632 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:26,144 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 633 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:30,682 of tens of thousands of years. 634 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,918 [psychedelic music plays] 635 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:36,088 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 636 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,290 and, uh... 637 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,592 I still don't get it. [laughs] 638 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,828 [Constance] Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 639 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,464 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 640 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,533 [timer ringing] 641 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,102 Oh, that's my cue. 642 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,870 Burbank airport awaits. 643 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,506 [Doug] Well, guess who's flying first class? 644 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,942 She sprung for it, all three legs. 645 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:57,976 That's nice. 646 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,911 Fly safe, my dear. 647 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,983 [Doug] Huh? Huh? 648 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:07,085 He is a treasure. 649 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,054 He's ours too. We've got him. 650 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,389 - [chuckles] - [Constance] Mm-hmm. 651 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,557 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 652 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,025 that's gonna knock your socks off. 653 00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:16,762 - Okay. - It's about the working rich. 654 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,497 I wanna call it Jetset. 655 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,365 That's very niche. 656 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,067 No, I say targeted. 657 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,404 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 658 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,305 cut loose some of the underperformers. 659 00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:28,607 Yeah, I agree. 660 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,978 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 661 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,646 - Kung Fu Cuties. - Kung Fu Cuties. 662 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:37,883 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 663 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,351 - Really? - [Constance] Yeah. 664 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,988 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 665 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:45,357 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 666 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:48,193 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 667 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:53,198 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 668 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,332 You're kidding me. 669 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:55,467 No. 670 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,203 But you just sent Carl first class. 671 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:02,641 You just sent Carl first class. 672 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,310 The ceiling for science is just not high, 673 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:08,447 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 674 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,714 Which would be what? 675 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,216 You. 676 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,719 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 677 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:18,089 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 678 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,225 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 679 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,828 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 680 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:25,297 your big Renetti ideas, 681 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,099 for Minx. 682 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,701 - All right? - Yeah, okay. 683 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,636 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 684 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,005 that I got high with tonight. 685 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,808 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 686 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,543 You're goddamn right, they are. 687 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:43,181 [both chuckle] 688 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,857 I could never date a civilian. 689 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,725 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 690 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,094 So you have to find someone that's close enough 691 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,329 to what you do that they get it... 692 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,930 - [Joyce] Mm-hmm. - [Linda] But far enough away 693 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:01,700 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 694 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,435 So I could date a musician. 695 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,036 Only if you want herpes. 696 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:06,204 - Oh, my God. - [both giggle] 697 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:07,239 [person] Linda, you're on, babe. 698 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,987 - That's me. - Okay. 699 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:12,544 [sighs] 700 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:16,882 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 701 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,918 [rock music plays] 702 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,419 ♪ ♪ 703 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:22,721 Yes. [laughs] 704 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,924 [sniffs] Oh, fuck. 705 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,506 [clears throat] That's like night coffee. 706 00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:28,627 [Linda] All right. 707 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,295 I am gonna play a few songs 708 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,563 off the new album tonight. 709 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,964 But I thought first, 710 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:35,066 we could warm things up with a little jam. 711 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,269 So, Graham, get up here. 712 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,604 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 713 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,173 And--oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 714 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,075 but I need you on guitar. 715 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:45,977 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 716 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,212 Me! 717 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,980 - Get up here, Joyce Prigger. - Okay. 718 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,815 - [Linda] Are you guys ready? - [drum beating] 719 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,851 First chair French horn. [laughs] 720 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:59,424 ♪ I've been cheated ♪ 721 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,761 ♪ Been mistreated ♪ 722 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:07,899 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 723 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,434 [Shelly] Don't finish yet. 724 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,770 Hold it. Hold it. 725 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,439 Wallace. Look at me. 726 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,174 Not in the eyes. 727 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:18,910 I said look away, you little shit. 728 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,478 [Bambi] Hey, Doug. 729 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,813 Um, I took some initiative 730 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,415 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 731 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,250 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 732 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,986 It's pretty complicated work 733 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:29,955 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 734 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,193 - You did this? - Yeah. 735 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,761 - [Doug] It's great. - Thank you. 736 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,163 You kept the pictures big, 737 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:41,032 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 738 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:43,168 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 739 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,070 so I put the quotes in complimentary colors 740 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,671 so they fade into the background. 741 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:48,773 It's excellent. 742 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,308 I would like you to consider it 743 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,877 my application to be your secretary. 744 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:55,680 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 745 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,049 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 746 00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,517 And that's you. 747 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,053 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 748 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,756 Think about it. 749 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,026 [sighs] 750 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,295 [Lenny huffs] 751 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,530 I'm really giving it to her in there. 752 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,733 Hey, Wallace is crying... 753 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,534 - in a good way. - [laughs] 754 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:20,038 [Linda] ♪ When I find a new man ♪ 755 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:23,208 ♪ That I want for mine ♪ 756 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:26,745 ♪ He always breaks My heart in two ♪ 757 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:31,816 ♪ It happens every time ♪ 758 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:36,488 ♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪ 759 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,624 ♪ Been mistreated... ♪ 760 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,861 Great party tonight, hon. 761 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:44,029 [Shelly] Mm. 762 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,563 Don't stay up too late. 763 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:48,366 Len, I was, um, 764 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:50,835 thinking about going back to Minx. 765 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,338 Oh. It's about time. 766 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:57,475 [Linda] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪ 767 00:27:57,475 --> 00:28:00,378 ♪ Be ♪ 768 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:06,251 ♪ Loved? ♪ 769 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,485 You know, you looked dangerously close 770 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:08,887 to having a good time tonight. 771 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:12,424 [scoffs] Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 772 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,725 [chuckles] 773 00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:20,398 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 774 00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:22,267 I've actually been tortured. 775 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,301 Today was fun. 776 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,070 I met Carl Sagan. 777 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,238 [Joyce laughs] 778 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,740 It's just... 779 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,078 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 780 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:35,413 have then taken a fall. 781 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:38,416 You mean the ones with death camps. 782 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,452 Yeah, and others. [scoffs] 783 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,454 I see. 784 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,393 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 785 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,464 and it's happened so fast, and... 786 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,033 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 787 00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,638 Like, what if I screw it up? 788 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:03,341 And then it's just all just gone again. 789 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,643 [sighs] What then? 790 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,179 I mean, it's possible. 791 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:10,048 [Joyce scoffs] 792 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:12,817 But I have been testing another theory. 793 00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:13,952 Yeah? 794 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,453 Watching you, 795 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,188 reading your magazines, 796 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:20,024 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 797 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,929 ...have you ever considered that maybe 798 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,298 you are exactly where you belong? 799 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,169 It's okay to like it. 800 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:39,377 [Mick Ronson's "Only After Dark" playing] 801 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:43,148 [Mick] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪ 802 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,384 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 803 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:52,724 [vocalizing] 804 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:56,528 ♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪ 805 00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,764 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 806 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:05,870 [vocalizing] 807 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:09,674 ♪ Nights With the city lights ♪ 808 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,077 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 809 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:19,117 [vocalizing] 810 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:22,921 ♪ Run like the wonder way ♪ 811 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:27,325 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 812 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:32,330 [vocalizing] 813 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:37,702 ♪ Won't you disappear ♪ 814 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,804 ♪ Into midnight with me? ♪ 815 00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,506 ♪ Why don't you come? ♪ 816 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,041 ♪ Why won't you come? ♪ 817 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,510 ♪ Why won't you fly Fly, fly? ♪ 818 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:50,481 ♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪ 819 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:54,018 ♪ Will be our company ♪ 820 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,055 ♪ ♪