1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:04,922 [person] Magazine has taken the publishing world by storm, 2 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:07,466 selling out its second issue in a matter of days. 3 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,302 But is it feminist? Is it pornography? 4 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:10,970 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 5 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,389 [Joyce] What I'm trying to do is real, and it's hard, 6 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:14,974 and there are no shortcuts. 7 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:17,143 [Richie] I've never marched in someplace and just quit before. 8 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,145 [Bambi] I have. There was bloodshed. 9 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:20,521 Well, why don't we ask your new managing editor 10 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:21,480 and see what she thinks? 11 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,107 -Tins? -Doug. 12 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,318 Look, I would've consulted with you, but, uh, you quit. 13 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,320 [Shelly] Things with Lenny have been a little off. 14 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,322 You are on fire, and you have a secret. 15 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:30,656 [Tina] I am applying to business school. 16 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:32,491 [Doug] You want to throw away years of our relationship 17 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:33,492 over a couple of bad days? 18 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,785 Do you really think Joyce 19 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,537 has what it takes to do all this on her own? 20 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,164 [person] Ban the Minx! 21 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:39,665 [all chanting] Take the Minx! Take the Minx! 22 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,208 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! -I'll tell you what. 23 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,170 Minx is yours. 24 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,922 Take it. I can't wait to see what you do. 25 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,134 [T. Rex's "Children of the Revolution" playing] 26 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,972 [crowd chattering indistinctly] 27 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,641 [singer] ♪ Yeah ♪ 28 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,852 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:02,521 -[wild cheering] -[Joyce sighs contentedly] 30 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,983 [singer] ♪ Well, you can bump And grind ♪ 31 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,069 [Joyce] Thank you. 32 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,071 Hello! 33 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,614 [singer] ♪ The children Of the revolution ♪ 34 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,532 Oh, well... Oh, thank... 35 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,700 [reporter] Joyce, Joyce, Joyce. 36 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,118 Hey. 37 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,995 You've had quite the ride, Miss Prigger. 38 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,496 How do you make it look so easy? 39 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:20,873 Well, the real question is, 40 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,708 why do men make it look so hard? 41 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,002 [laughs] 42 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,088 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,715 Oh, hello. [chuckles] 44 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,591 [singer] ♪ No, you won't... ♪ 45 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,885 [train horn blaring] 46 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,681 [breathing heavily] 47 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,350 [Tina] Calling out her name again. 48 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,894 [Doug] Oh, it wasn't a sex dream--don't worry. 49 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:44,647 -[Tina] I'd prefer if it was. -[chuckles] 50 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,318 [sighs] 51 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,362 [lighter clicks] 52 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,246 [Sanford Clark's "Climbin' the Walls" playing] 53 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,706 [sighs] 54 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:04,917 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:09,004 [singer] ♪ And I keep Climbin' the walls ♪ 56 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,756 ♪ That's certain ♪ 57 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,468 ♪ To push out All the hurtin' ♪ 58 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:18,472 ♪ I know now That I'm the one to blame ♪ 59 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,767 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:26,063 [Hearst exec] Joan of Arc, Susan B. Anthony, 61 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:29,400 Jackie O., Joyce Prigger-- 62 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,277 icons one and all. 63 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:33,279 Now, that's a tea party I'd attend. 64 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:34,989 [laughter] 65 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:39,785 Betsy Ross, Amelia Earhart... 66 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,247 Jackie O., Joyce Prigger-- 67 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,915 game changers one and all. 68 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,293 -Sign me up for that tea party. -[laughter] 69 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,462 Sojourner Truth, 70 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,630 Madame Marie Curie, 71 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:54,300 -Jackie O. -Pioneers, one and all. 72 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:55,593 We're already on the same page. 73 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,304 -[laughter] -Not my first tea party. 74 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,847 Are you ready to be the latest jewel 75 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,640 in the Condé Nast crown? 76 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,476 [Meredith exec] No one is better suited than Meredith 77 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:07,229 to make Minx the first name in smart, sophisticated... 78 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,483 And sexy female-oriented lifestyle publications. 79 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:13,652 An iconic editor needs an iconic publisher-- 80 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:14,987 Hearst. 81 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,822 -TaB? -TaB? 82 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,407 -TaB? -Thank you. 83 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,658 How would you like a key 84 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,243 to the Condé Nast fashion closet? 85 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,370 Company car and driver? 86 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,581 Box seats to the Met and the Mets? 87 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:26,791 Well, maybe just the first one. 88 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,626 [laughter] 89 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,544 And for when you need to take your meetings on the go... 90 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,255 portable telephone. 91 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,509 Shelly, I'm calling you from a suitcase. 92 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,219 [laughs] 93 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,223 Best-selling new magazine in America. 94 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,184 Two-year wait just to advertise. 95 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,102 I mean, if you ask me, any bank would be crazy 96 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,145 -not to loan money-- -[Wayne] Not to loan money 97 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,772 to the man who owns the rights to that, yeah. 98 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,232 [Doug] Well, it's not about the magazine. 99 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,733 It's about the man who launched the magazine, 100 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,236 found the diamond in the rough, right? 101 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,654 That's what Doug Renetti does. 102 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:57,988 [Wayne] Says here what Doug Renetti does 103 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,573 is mount up towering debt 104 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,200 against the promise of future receipts. 105 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,867 That's publishing, my friend. 106 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,869 You've overextended yourself like a madman. 107 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,747 Again, that's publishing. That's the game. 108 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:10,376 So maybe not a good business for us to get into. 109 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:12,461 I'm gonna get back in the black, I promise you that. 110 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,129 Have you ever heard of running? 111 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,215 It's a new fitness trend, and I got a magazine for it. 112 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:17,883 It's about to explode. 113 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,260 You want to know what it's called? 114 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,511 Joggin'. 115 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,263 [chuckles] No G, just Joggin'. 116 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,015 Hey, scratch that one. I got a million ideas. 117 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,350 [sighs] 118 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,729 [Cortijo y Kako y sus Tambores' "Juan José" playing] 119 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:34,316 [people singing in Spanish] 120 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,277 [Richie] Mm. Knead it, papi. 121 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,903 [Bambi] Maybe we should ask Arturo 122 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,613 if he wants to model, see what happens. 123 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,448 No. He's super religious. Our families are close. 124 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,118 Oh. It's a good centerfold idea, though-- 125 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,411 working-class heroes, 126 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:48,414 sweaty men doing honest labor naked. 127 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,082 Oh, maybe not in food prep, though. 128 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,250 You keep pitching ideas 129 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,626 for a magazine that doesn't exist. 130 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,794 [Bambi] Joyce will find a publisher. 131 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,296 She's picking a dad for us. 132 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,755 This is not something you have to rush. 133 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,508 [speaking Spanish] 134 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,181 [speaking Spanish] 135 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,268 [both laugh] 136 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,358 [Bambi speaking Spanish] 137 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,110 Oh, very sweet, but you I have to pay. 138 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,444 Oh. 139 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:21,113 [door opens] 140 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,990 Ooh. 141 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,199 [Richie] Tell me you made a decision. 142 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,784 Baker's hours are killing me. 143 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,328 There should only be one three o'clock. 144 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,496 I'm sorry, but this is very hard. 145 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:31,707 Everyone's just so nice and agreeable. 146 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,459 [Richie] And? 147 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,628 And I am not used to the world saying yes to me, are you? 148 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,795 I'm guessing you get a lot more yeses, Joyce. 149 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,214 [Bambi] Would it help if I chose? 150 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,049 It wouldn't be the first time 151 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,592 I found a stepdad on short notice. 152 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,052 Uh, thank you, no. 153 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,262 Uh, I just need a teeny little bit more time. 154 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,639 And how long is that gonna take? 155 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,140 I'm sorry, Joyce, but I'm broke. 156 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,558 And I have to take a second job. 157 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,435 -Isn't this your second job? -[Richie] No, because... 158 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,313 Uh, well, what's the job? 159 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,440 Some crazy rich lady tracked me down, 160 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,360 offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. 161 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,986 She wants the Minx touch. 162 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,863 What--Richie, no. That's beneath you. 163 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,949 I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. 164 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,200 Don't tell me what's beneath me. 165 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,409 [Bambi] Who's the crazy rich lady? 166 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,536 She's the money I need. 167 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:14,041 And it'll buy you time to make a very easy decision. 168 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,459 You two should come help. 169 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,002 -Fun! -Pass. 170 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,712 -[Richie] Snob. -[in Spanish dialect] Gracias. 171 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,048 Gracias. This ain't Spain. 172 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,842 -[camera shutter snaps] -[Chuck] Work the lats, hon. 173 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,762 Hold that flame up like you burning heaven itself. 174 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,013 [camera shutter snaps] 175 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:31,767 I'm not smiling. Liberty's a serious bitch. 176 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,520 [Doug] Chucky, come on, man, how long you known me? 177 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:35,896 [Chuck] Oh, yeah. 178 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,271 [Doug] So you know I'm good for the money 179 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,524 that you front me, plus the vig. 180 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:40,025 And I'm gonna give you a nice chunk 181 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,027 of profit participation to boot on this one, okay? 182 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,863 -"Profit participation"? -Yeah. 183 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,699 Well, I didn't know how deep the hole was. 184 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,867 Well, I probably shouldn't have let my insurance lapse. 185 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,995 That's on me, but we got to stick together. 186 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,372 We got to help each other like we always have. 187 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:54,957 Hey, hon, don't mess with that. 188 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:58,836 Slim, get-get Liberty's tits properly fortified. 189 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,046 Chuck, can you please talk to me for a second on this? 190 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,590 Okay. Times have changed, Dougie. 191 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:05,384 You traded in your real friends 192 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,720 for that pish-posh ladies' magazine, 193 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,596 bringing all kinds of heat on us. 194 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,724 And you know why you're here with your hand out? 195 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,726 -[Doug] Why? -You got fancy. 196 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,311 -I didn't get fancy. -You did, Doug. You did. 197 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,230 -[Doug] I didn't get fancy. -You got fancy, Doug. 198 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,149 You was chitchatting with Dick Cavett, 199 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:23,902 and then, oops, there goes the RSVP to my Christmas party. 200 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,030 Lydia is bereft. 201 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,574 You were the best goddamn Santa we ever had. 202 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,826 Now we got Mikey Two-Fingers in the suit. 203 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,244 Mikey's Santa? 204 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,455 He pinches asses, not cheeks. 205 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,582 Yeah. That's on you. 206 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,417 That's on me? Not Mikey Deuce? 207 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,170 Hey, we all know who Mikey is. 208 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,838 You've changed. 209 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,591 [rock music plays] 210 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,634 -Great to see you, Chuck. -Mm-hmm. 211 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,969 Mitzi. 212 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,095 Tell Bambi we miss her at mah-jongg. 213 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,513 Okay. 214 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,725 [Melanie's "Brand New Key" playing] 215 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:59,063 [Melanie] ♪ I rode my bicycle Past your window last night ♪ 216 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,773 ♪ ♪ 217 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:05,819 ♪ I roller-skated To your door at daylight ♪ 218 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,823 ♪ It almost seems Like you're avoiding-- ♪ 219 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,492 [Richie] It's not like Bambi to flake. 220 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,951 She doesn't have a permanent address. 221 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,329 Sure, but once she commits to something, she shows up, 222 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,789 especially if there's a shower. 223 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,123 Anyway, thanks for filling in. 224 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,416 -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. -[bird crying] 225 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,461 [sighs] 226 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,630 My curiosity is piqued. 227 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,173 [door opens] 228 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:30,010 Welcome to Peregrine's Reach. 229 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,136 [Richie] Oh. 230 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,596 [Melanie] ♪ Well, I got ♪ 231 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,640 ♪ A brand-new pair Of roller-skates ♪ 232 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ You got a brand-new key ♪ 233 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:40,020 ♪ I think That we should get together ♪ 234 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,148 ♪ And try them out, you see ♪ 235 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,525 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 236 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,068 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 237 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,986 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 238 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,905 ♪ Oh, I got a brand-new... ♪ 239 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,907 [doorbell rings] 240 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,243 -♪ You got a brand-new key ♪ -Hmm. 241 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,831 Hey. Hi. 242 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,791 Um, I know I'm not supposed to be here, 243 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,292 and I know you wanted your space, 244 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,669 and I respect that, 245 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,337 but your sister is driving me and Richie crazy. 246 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,421 -[scoffs] -[Bambi] So I'm trying 247 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,631 to put on a brave face, 248 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,007 but my jaw is starting to clench, 249 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,551 and I'm grinding my teeth at night, 250 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:11,844 and you're the best at advice, so-- 251 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,345 It's fine. Okay? 252 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,139 -It's-it's-it's-it's fine. -I don't even know 253 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,598 if you and Joyce are talking right now. 254 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,100 Oh, she--yeah, we're good. 255 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,686 She called me the other day from a suitcase. 256 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:22,855 Um... yeah, come in. 257 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,064 I'll make you a cup of tea. 258 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,649 -Oh. -[Shelly] Yeah. 259 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,025 -Thanks. -Yeah. 260 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,902 Oh, by the way, Lenny and I are great. 261 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,405 Yeah, we're tearing through the Kama Sutra. 262 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,198 That makes me so happy. 263 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,535 Make sure he stretches really well before Wheelbarrow. 264 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,370 Gene Hackman's lumbar has never recovered. 265 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:39,788 Oh, no. 266 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,415 -[Phil] Thank you, Doug. -[Doug] Yeah. 267 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,916 [Phil] I hope this isn't goodbye forever. 268 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,376 [Doug] Bad Girl High is on summer break. 269 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,627 Fall semester's right around the corner. 270 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:46,920 -Guaranteed. -[both chuckle] 271 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,172 -Good to see you. -[Phil] Thank you, Doug. 272 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,631 Thank you. 273 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,385 You know the checking account is bone-dry, right? 274 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,304 I do. He doesn't. 275 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,098 He's gonna come back, probably with his nunchucks. 276 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,391 I can't worry about what's gonna happen 277 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,893 in five to seven business days 278 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,312 when that check doesn't clear, Tins. 279 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,231 I got to worry about today and possibly tomorrow. 280 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,066 Okay, well, today, we can't afford to print 281 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,610 any of the magazines that are ready to go. 282 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:10,986 And tomorrow we can't afford 283 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,613 to distribute any of the ones already printed. 284 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,822 Great. 285 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,407 How'd it go with Chuck? 286 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,950 Good. 287 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,161 He lost 20 pounds. He's on a grapefruit diet. 288 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,330 -And? -And he looked better plump. 289 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,415 -You can say you're scared. -[Doug] Well, I'm not scared. 290 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,334 You and me, backs against the wall, 291 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,629 us against the world-- there's no place I'd rather be. 292 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,255 [chuckles] 293 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,050 [Bubbha Thomas & The Lightmen's "Survival Song" playing] 294 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,094 ♪ ♪ 295 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,604 Thank you. 296 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:51,652 Mrs. Papadopoulos will be with you shortly. 297 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,403 Did he say Papadopoulos? 298 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,197 [Richie] Yeah. Fun name, right? 299 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,451 Wait. Constance Papadopoulos? 300 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,452 Yes. 301 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,039 You okay? 302 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,582 Oh, my God. 303 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,668 She's only the first woman to ever hold a seat 304 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,419 on the New York Stock Exchange. 305 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,089 And she's the world's first female CEO 306 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,800 of a company that she took over from her ailing husband. 307 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,719 And she turned it into this empire, 308 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,972 only to be forced out by this ruthless board 309 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,723 upon his untimely death. 310 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,101 -That sounds made up. -No, no, no. It's all true. 311 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,769 We did this whole semester on her 312 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,604 in Unsung Heroines of Capitalism. 313 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,690 [chuckles] College is such bullshit. 314 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,484 [sighs] I would die to interview her. 315 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,654 Well, don't plan on dying anytime soon. 316 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,532 You're here to take pictures, that's it. 317 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:39,658 Follow me. 318 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,663 I hope Ferdinand and Isabella weren't too much of a bother. 319 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,165 [Richie] No, they're very obedient. 320 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,709 Afghans are the stubborn breed-- 321 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,295 nearly impossible to train them, and yet... 322 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,964 [Joyce] I-I can tell they're big sweeties. 323 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,842 Look at you, you big, bad Spanish monarchs. 324 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,719 Are you gonna pillage the New World? 325 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,345 Don't use that word. 326 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,389 Triggers the kill instinct. 327 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,683 [opera music plays softly] 328 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,561 Which word? 329 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,771 [Constance] Carole Doheny and I were taking 330 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,400 a life drawing class, and Esteban was our model. 331 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,902 I just had to have him. 332 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,530 -Look at that man. -I'm looking. 333 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,741 I mean, I don't think the charcoal could do him justice. 334 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,200 -Mm-mm. -No, no. 335 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,036 We need to get this on film. 336 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,413 We need to do it right, forever. 337 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,293 It's so inspiring to see a woman owning her sexuality. 338 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,045 You know? 339 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,925 Um, is this Reflections of Desire? 340 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,218 It's a version. 341 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,845 That's our next centerfold concept. 342 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,221 You can't use that. 343 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,224 Uh, dicks in mirrors was my idea. 344 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,726 -I'm using it. -Richie... 345 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,187 See what happens when you don't pick a publisher? 346 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:51,772 [Constance] So how much of me are you gonna catch 347 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:52,731 in the mirrors? 348 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,399 [Richie] As much or as little as you want. 349 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,984 It'll mostly be Esteban, 350 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,070 but, uh, we're gonna pick up bits and pieces of your robe 351 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,738 to feel your presence. 352 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,156 I love it. 353 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,367 Yeah, I loved it, too. 354 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,702 Oh, I'm sorry, are you gonna be a problem? 355 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,872 Me? No, no. I'm sorry. No, I'm just, um... 356 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,750 I'm just--I'm a little flustered, to be honest, 357 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,960 because I didn't know that this shoot was for you. 358 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,712 And just, God, meeting you-- 359 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,215 you're such a hero to so many women. 360 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,592 And... 361 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,345 I just--did they really try to poison you in Cyprus? 362 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,098 That was a long, long time ago... 363 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,849 in Crete. 364 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,684 -Hey, Joyce? -Yeah. 365 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,020 Can you get out the 85? I'm gonna start with that. 366 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,772 -Yeah. -Thank you. 367 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,024 Esteban, feel free to get up and disrobe. 368 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,485 Get into position whenever you're ready. 369 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,986 No, Constance, you stay right there. 370 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,406 -Perfect. -[Joyce] Um... 371 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,741 is the 85, uh, one of these lenses, 372 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,785 or is it one of these rolls of film? 373 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,954 [Constance] Miss Prigger, if you're going to be a boss, 374 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,039 you really should know how to do the job 375 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,874 of all the people working for you. 376 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,129 -You know who I am? -Well, of course I do. 377 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,005 I told Ricardo that I'm a tremendous fan 378 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,590 of your magazine. 379 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,467 But you're here to help your photographer, 380 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,927 so do that job, 381 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:07,222 and do it with vigor and perspicacity. 382 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,683 Yes. [chuckles] You are so wise. 383 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,643 Thank you. I'm sorry. 384 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,562 [clears throat] 385 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,272 [whispering] I'm so sorry-- I still don't know 386 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,815 whether it's a lens or it's film. 387 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,984 It's film. 388 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,193 Thank you. 389 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,696 [Shelly] I'm not surprised Joyce is having 390 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,739 a hard time with this decision. 391 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,491 [Bambi] Yeah, but she said she wants the opposite of Doug, 392 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,951 and they all are. 393 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,162 [Shelly] Well, she's probably afraid of making 394 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,456 an impulsive choice... 395 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,500 you know, one that might feel right in-in the moment 396 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,878 but, ah, uh, have long-lasting effects 397 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,549 that could, I-I don't know, throw her life into turmoil. 398 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,801 I guess I can understand that. 399 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,888 Decisions are-are rational or emotional, right? 400 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,765 Rational decisions, easy. You weigh pros and cons. 401 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,185 But-but emotions, feelings, 402 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,938 powerful feelings, um... 403 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,691 impulses, uh... 404 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,027 I mean, that-that can be confusing 405 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,696 and also paralyzing. 406 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,198 Right. 407 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,200 And in a sense, there-there's a safety 408 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,579 in not making a choice, in-in-in not making a decision, 409 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,082 because once you do, it can feel... 410 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,792 irreversible. 411 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,128 Like, saying something that you want 412 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,049 can never happen again. 413 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:28,386 Well, I think if Joyce is afraid 414 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,431 of hurting one of the publisher's feelings, 415 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,891 she shouldn't worry about that. 416 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,310 The publisher will understand. 417 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,730 [sighs] 418 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:39,814 Never? 419 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,109 Never. 420 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,862 [Della Humphrey's "Your Love is All I Need" playing] 421 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,990 ♪ ♪ 422 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,452 [sighs] 423 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,287 [Della] ♪ You ♪ 424 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,749 ♪ Can take away my mind ♪ 425 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,292 Are you sure? 426 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,087 [Della] ♪ So that I can't think ♪ 427 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,798 Okay, not here. 428 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,926 [horn honking] 429 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,220 [Della] ♪ And replace it With heat ♪ 430 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,430 [brakes squeaking] 431 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,474 [truck backfiring] 432 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,144 [Tina coughs] 433 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,564 [Doug] Hey, Tins, check it out! 434 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,357 The guy practically gave it to me! 435 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,942 Where is your car? 436 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,986 [Doug] Don't worry about that. I had to trade it in. 437 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,654 But this one's even better. 438 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,406 Now I got six wheels. [chuckles] 439 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:30,865 [Tina] Jesus, is that blood? 440 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,951 [Doug] Eh, bucket of soap, you'll wash it right off. 441 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,119 But now I got a plan. 442 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,954 We can deliver the magazines ourselves. 443 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:36,955 I figured out a route. 444 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,498 We go from California 445 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,166 to, uh, Arizona to Utah. 446 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,877 We could do it all in 39 hours if we take turns sleeping. 447 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,462 I'm hearing a lot of "we"s. 448 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,839 [Doug] Well, that's 'cause we're a team. 449 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,633 You've driven a-a rig before, haven't you? 450 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,218 Well, don't worry about it. I'll teach you. 451 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,595 You'll be a pro by the time we get to Bakersfield. 452 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,639 Doug... 453 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,976 that time has passed for both of us. 454 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,561 Sorry. 455 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,354 Just call Joyce. 456 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,565 Tell her you made a mistake, you want to work something out. 457 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,483 That would make me look weak. 458 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,611 As opposed to... 459 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,778 Strong. 460 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,323 [Benny Gordon's "Give a Damn" playing] 461 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,490 [Benny] ♪ Uh ♪ 462 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,994 ♪ We need to help somebody ♪ 463 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,330 I feel like Constance and I got off on the wrong foot, 464 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,749 but I think she really warmed to me by the end, 465 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,793 so I'm gonna reapproach her about that interview. 466 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,086 What are you doing? 467 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,796 Rhapsodizing? [chuckles] 468 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,506 -You're distracting yourself. -By working on the magazine? 469 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,674 [Richie] If we were working on the magazine, 470 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,510 we'd be on the 25th floor of a skyscraper downtown, 471 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,721 not coated in masa in Boyle Heights. 472 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,265 Look, if any of them had Constance's perspicacity, 473 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,851 a word so erudite I've never heard it in conversation... 474 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,020 -Like "erudite." -...then this would be easy. 475 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,855 Publishers aren't supposed to impress you 476 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,273 with their vocabulary, Joyce. 477 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,775 They impress you with money 478 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,526 and access to printing presses. 479 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,611 Yes, they all want us, 480 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,864 but I just--I don't know if they get us, you know? 481 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,199 Everything we've been through. 482 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,785 I mean, look around. We're scrappy. 483 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,579 Bambi and I quit our jobs because we believe in you. 484 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,873 Whatever choice you make is gonna be a good one 485 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,543 because it means that you'll be leading us and Minx again. 486 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,963 You have great options. Choose one. 487 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,800 [doo-wop music playing] 488 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:17,555 [singer] ♪ What makes me cry ♪ 489 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,974 Come on, why are all the prizes gone? 490 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,559 Oh, that's the first thing the kids do-- 491 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,812 rip open the top, grab the prize-- 492 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,772 big source of conflict in the Lambert house. 493 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,732 Oh, wait, I found one. 494 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,943 -Can I keep it? -No, you may not, young lady. 495 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,236 But it's comb, and I need a comb. 496 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,946 Oh, I'll buy you a comb. 497 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,408 -[Lenny] Hey, honey, I'm home! -[door closes] 498 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,076 You are not gonna believe what happened 499 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,453 during Brent Johnstone's molar extraction. 500 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,789 I mean, I-I knew he was a gusher, but, my God. 501 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,207 Uh, back over there's where we keep 502 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,417 -our dry goods, so... -[Bambi] Oh. 503 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,044 Lenny! Hi. 504 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,088 You're home early. 505 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,258 Well, I got gushed on, so thought I would change. 506 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,345 Oh, um, this is the, um... 507 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,432 Bambi. 508 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,267 Oh, the famous Bambi. 509 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,769 -In the flesh. -[chuckles] 510 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,064 She came to, um... 511 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,108 over to, uh, borrow this bra. 512 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,776 -Oh, yes. -Mm-hmm. 513 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,988 I lost mine in a well. 514 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,283 Well, that puts my molar story to shame. 515 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,951 Um, do you want me to run upstairs and get you 516 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,287 -a fresh, uh, shirt? -No. I got it. 517 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:26,624 I do want to ask your friend Bambi a question, though. 518 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,960 Yeah. 519 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,671 I'm just wondering... 520 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,134 how did you take such sexy pictures of my wife? 521 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,886 What, y-you're a model and a photographer? 522 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,804 [both laugh] 523 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,432 Well, yeah, it was easy. 524 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,309 Look at her. She's gorgeous. 525 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,560 Damn tootin'. 526 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,480 Well, don't let me interrupt the tour. 527 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,231 If you like that pantry, by the way, 528 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,484 we got a linen closet that's gonna knock your socks off. 529 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,652 I think it's the cedar. [chuckles] 530 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,988 -Nice meeting you. -[Lenny] Yep. 531 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,823 [Bambi giggles] 532 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,826 [funky music plays] 533 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,829 ♪ ♪ 534 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,082 [Richie] Are those for me? 535 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,167 You should have. 536 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,668 Not for you, for Joyce. 537 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,253 [Richie] Well, you just missed her. 538 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,006 But if you want to grovel, I'll happily take the message. 539 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,842 No groveling from me, just checking in on old friends. 540 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,844 [Richie] Mm. 541 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,889 You know, Bambi and I knew you'd be back. 542 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,599 She thought you'd bring Chardonnay, 543 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,185 but I know you're a sucker for supermarket flowers. 544 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,187 Thank you. I just won $50. 545 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,356 Well, from the looks of it, you could use the money. 546 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,233 [both laugh] 547 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,443 Touché. 548 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,947 You got a hell of an eye, kid. 549 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,032 But you're making a mistake here. 550 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,826 -Senior porn? -[Richie] Oh, come on. 551 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,869 [Doug] You should warn Joyce. We went down this road. 552 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246 You remember Silver Sluts? 553 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,789 Mm. And Oldies but Goodies? [scoffs] 554 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,582 Yeah, people don't want to see gray bush. 555 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,251 I don't know why. There's no money in it. 556 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,545 You know what, Doug? I have fans now. 557 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,463 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy. 558 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,215 And they live in castles, 559 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,050 and they hire me to shoot their playthings. 560 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,635 Good for you. I'm so happy for you. 561 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,637 You're such a winner. 562 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,723 ♪ ♪ 563 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,183 -How wealthy? -[bell dings] 564 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,186 ♪ ♪ 565 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,482 I don't want to go to Dad's stupid thing tonight. 566 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,234 The Kiwanis are hardly stupid. 567 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,527 You're talking about one 568 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,946 of America's foremost service organizations, 569 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,073 who just so happen to be honoring your father, 570 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,616 which is a big deal. 571 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,410 -Stupid big deal. -Oh, my God. 572 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,661 [Lenny] What did I do to deserve 573 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:27,662 such a rousing defense? 574 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,706 Your children don't seem to value 575 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,291 all you do for this family. 576 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,209 [Lenny] You know, I was, uh... 577 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,879 thinking about you and Bambi, 578 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,089 seeing you two together like that. 579 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,300 Like what? 580 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,595 I don't know. Smiley? Excited? 581 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,472 I mean, you-you were so happy when you were working with her. 582 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,182 So maybe you should go back to Minx. 583 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,727 N-no, it's, um... I mean, there is-- 584 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,312 there is no Minx. 585 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,063 Joyce is, like, all over the place. 586 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,065 Well, some other job, then. 587 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,692 I mean, look, I know that you like 588 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,944 getting up to trouble outside of the house, so... 589 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,905 just an idea. 590 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,323 Love you. 591 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,158 -Love you, too. -[cereal rattles in bowl] 592 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,119 -[Tommy] That's an odd prize. -Oh, God. 593 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,289 [rock music plays] 594 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,124 Thank you. 595 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,084 Oh, my God. 596 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,795 [Condé Nast exec] I assure you, Miss Prigger... 597 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:21,132 -[gasps] Ms. -Right, Ms. 598 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,301 That mean married or not married? 599 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,761 I means the same thing as "Mr." 600 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,304 Well said. 601 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,806 Pay attention, boys. Words matter. 602 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,059 You are gonna get on great with the gals down at Vogue. 603 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,978 -Mm. -They love correcting us. 604 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,688 Shall we get down to the business 605 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,024 of making Minx part of the Condé Nast family? 606 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,033 [knocking at window] 607 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,953 [muffled] Can I speak with you for a sec? 608 00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,380 I'm so sorry. Just give me one second. 609 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,756 I'll be right back. 610 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,049 What are you doing here? 611 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,676 [Doug] You don't want to do this. 612 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,511 If you did, you would have signed weeks ago. 613 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,012 What? No. I've been negotiating. 614 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,681 Stop lying to me. I saw that smile-- 615 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,683 the fake one you gave them and the real one you gave me. 616 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,601 [laughs] I did no such thing. 617 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,687 [Doug] Yes, you did. 618 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,356 Those dinosaurs will never get you, Joyce. 619 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:21,109 You're better than them. Y-you need a publisher-- 620 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:24,362 No, Doug, come on, look, we--we-we tried, 621 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:25,780 and-and it didn't work. 622 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:28,157 Constance Papadopoulos. 623 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,492 Yeah, what about her? 624 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,536 I pitched her on investing in Bottom Dollar, 625 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,122 uh, and she said no, she wasn't interested... 626 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,790 [Joyce chuckles] Yeah, 'cause she's smart. 627 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,959 ...without Minx. 628 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,544 Come on, think. 629 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,879 She's your perfect, perfect publisher. 630 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,216 Doug, Constance publishing Minx is... 631 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,679 -...a really good idea. -Yeah, it's a good idea. 632 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,306 God damn it, I was right there with her, in her house. 633 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,599 Why didn't I think of that? 634 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,560 You don't have to. That's why you got me. 635 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,062 No, look, she's-she's retired from shipping. 636 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,064 She--no, she has zero publishing experience. 637 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,733 Good, all I hear is deep pockets 638 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,776 with no big ideas on how to run a magazine. 639 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,319 What she doesn't know, we could teach her. 640 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,572 -"We"? -Yeah, we. 641 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:10,533 The meeting's all set. She's primed. 642 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,702 I just need one hour of your time. 643 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,538 [Morrison Kincannon's "Destination" playing] 644 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,541 ♪ ♪ 645 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:21,919 [Morrison] ♪ Well, you work All your life ♪ 646 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,629 ♪ To make your bread ♪ 647 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,506 ♪ But before you lived You're gonna be dead ♪ 648 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,592 ♪ So listen to the little man Talkin' in your head... ♪ 649 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,762 Hey, Mikey Two. 650 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,430 I knew you'd come through. Thank you, baby. 651 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:33,556 Nice to hear from you, Dougie. 652 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:34,932 -[dog whines] -Hey, you know I got 653 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,267 the what-what whenever you in need, right? 654 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,685 Yeah, I do, I do. 655 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,062 And don't get comfy in that Santa suit. 656 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,396 I'm coming for it. 657 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,939 -[Mikey] Hey, dry food only. -[Doug] Okay. 658 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,608 [Joyce] There's no meeting. 659 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,777 Well, she said she was excited to continue our conversation. 660 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,612 She just didn't know how soon it would be. 661 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,447 Good. 662 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,574 Look at me. I'm a natural with this dog. 663 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,660 ♪ ♪ 664 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,413 [indistinct chatter] 665 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,123 How do you even know she's here? 666 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,792 Well, I went to her castle, I drank her tea, 667 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,710 we talked dogs, which we have in common. 668 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:06,214 This is Abracadabra, by the way, and she... 669 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,965 Oh, he... [chuckles] 670 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,093 -...is my longtime companion. -You are unbelievable. 671 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,594 Aw, thanks. I feel pretty good about this. 672 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,304 No, it was not a compliment. 673 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,473 Doug, you think you can just BS your way through life. 674 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,016 Everything's always gonna work out. 675 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,602 [Doug] Well, not everything, but hopefully this, right? 676 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,479 [Joyce] It's not how I want to connect with my heroes. 677 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,022 [dogs barking] 678 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,525 Constance! Hey! 679 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,152 Mr. Renetti. Joyce. 680 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,153 -Hello. -I should have known 681 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,655 you two would have been here. 682 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,157 [Constance] Ah, the famous Abracadabra. 683 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:36,494 She is a beaut-- very distinctive coloring. 684 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,038 Well, this really is a happy accident, right? 685 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,834 You, me, and Joyce all in the same exact spot? 686 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,169 It's like the universe wants us to continue 687 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,420 our conversation, Connie. 688 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,714 -Very serendipitous. -Agreed. 689 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,716 Maybe Constance doesn't want to talk shop right now. 690 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,051 [Constance] Oh, no, no, no. It's fine. 691 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,929 Entrepreneurs proposition me everywhere I go. 692 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,014 It's the perils of being a wealthy widow. 693 00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:59,684 [chuckles] I can only imagine. 694 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:01,310 Well, like I was saying over tea, 695 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,688 with your backing financially and my know-how, 696 00:26:03,855 --> 00:26:05,398 we could turn Minx into so much more 697 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,024 than just a magazine. 698 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,818 I mean, just picture this-- uh, merchandising, 699 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,362 uh, uh, uh, events, international editions, 700 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,239 taking this thing global. 701 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,158 Think about the money for a second. 702 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:18,369 And all of this, it's not me. 703 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,787 It's her. 704 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,539 It's all made possible 705 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,416 by our brilliant editorial leadership 706 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,919 from this lady right here, Ms. Joyce Prigger. 707 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,337 Joyce? 708 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,258 Constance, could I talk to you alone? 709 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,551 Well, I don't-- I don't think that's necessary. 710 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,136 -I think we could just-- -No, no. 711 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,596 Why don't you be a lamb and take our babies for a spin? 712 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,222 -[Doug scoffs] -They look like they have 713 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,057 some business to attend to as well. 714 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,559 Well, it looks to me they're so comfortable-- 715 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,269 Thank you. 716 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,104 [Doug whistles] 717 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,731 All right, you have until they ring the gong 718 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,900 for the grand promenade. 719 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,736 But know this-- I don't invest in businesses. 720 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,238 I invest in people. 721 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,240 So why should I invest in you? 722 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:57,617 Go. 723 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,036 Well, it isn't just me. 724 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,954 It's my whole team. 725 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,456 And... 726 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:06,751 we're outsiders like you. 727 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,794 We had to blaze our own trail. 728 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,338 And I don't want to stop doing that 729 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,090 just because Condé Nast is panting at the door, you know? 730 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,009 I want to keep doing it our way. 731 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,469 I want to-- 732 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,513 I want to keep fighting with a woman at the helm, 733 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,142 who not only understands it but who has actually lived it. 734 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,061 But I lost my fight. 735 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,939 And they took my company, and then they tried to kill me. 736 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,274 Well, this time you wouldn't be alone. 737 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,276 And I promise that I won't kill you. 738 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:35,112 [chuckles] 739 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,616 Ever since he put this idea in my head, 740 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,577 I cannot imagine anyone else publishing Minx. 741 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,290 Well, I have always been tickled 742 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,625 by the taboo. 743 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:52,630 All right. 744 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:54,632 Maybe I have one good chapter left 745 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:56,008 before I call it a career. 746 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,760 Oh, my God. 747 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,512 -[laughing] Really? -Yes. 748 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,472 Oh, my God, this is incredible! 749 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,765 Oh, my God. 750 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,142 I cannot believe he was right. 751 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,811 Yes, he was. 752 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,104 Quite the charmer, isn't he? 753 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,188 Well... 754 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:11,315 Yeah, but do we need him? 755 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,651 Look, the man clearly stole that dog, 756 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,654 and that kind of bravado is very risky. 757 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,324 [indistinct chatter, dogs barking] 758 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,078 All right, yes. 759 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:27,498 Yes, his methods are... unconventional. 760 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:30,626 But he pushes me in a way that makes me so much better. 761 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:34,005 I would not be here if it weren't for him. 762 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:36,924 Minx is as much his success as it is mine. 763 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,387 Uh, can you please never, ever tell him that, though? 764 00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:42,847 Oh, a woman would never. 765 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:43,931 Great. 766 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,017 Great. 767 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:49,520 [Rod Stewart's "You Wear It Well" playing] 768 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:51,856 Uh... 769 00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,232 Um, I'll come with. 770 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,235 [Doug] Well, look at you! You closed the deal, kid! 771 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,529 We're 50/50 partners, and I'm telling you, 772 00:28:58,696 --> 00:28:59,864 it's gonna be different this time. 773 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:02,867 [Joyce] Actually, 51/49-- Constance insisted. 774 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,994 Well, that's 49 more than I had this morning. 775 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,495 How's that? 776 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,205 [Joyce] Was it rude not to stay for the ribbon ceremony? 777 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:09,540 [Doug] No. We got what we came for. 778 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:10,708 Let's go. 779 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,168 [laughter] 780 00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:13,627 So let me get this straight-- I quit my job 781 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,379 to end up at the same place with the same people 782 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:16,922 minus three paychecks? 783 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,924 Isn't it great? And now a countess is in charge. 784 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,217 Uh, former countess. 785 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,886 [Bambi] Hey! 786 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,804 And I just want you to know that I've actually been 787 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,723 to French Polynesia, 788 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,683 and it's a lot nicer than this shithole. 789 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:28,851 [laughter] 790 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,771 But they do not serve kamikazes. 791 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:32,938 [all cheer] 792 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,273 Well, to being back, everybody. 793 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,067 -On new terms. -With back pay. 794 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,443 -We'll see. -[glasses clink] 795 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,403 -[person] Whoo! -[laughter] 796 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:39,904 -[Doug] Mmm. -[Tina] Mmm, mmm, mmm. 797 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:42,406 [Richie] Oh, God. 798 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:44,241 You really gonna leave all this for business school? 799 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,243 -[Joyce] You want more? -[Richie] Whoo! 800 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,162 -[Doug chuckles] -I was thinking about it. 801 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,580 Well, don't. 802 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,082 The best is yet to come. 803 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,416 [Constance] All right, everyone, 804 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,251 the next round is on me! 805 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,628 [all cheering] 806 00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,463 We are celebrating! 807 00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:00,424 [Rod] ♪ You wear it well ♪ 808 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:04,220 ♪ A little out of time But I don't mind ♪ 809 00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:06,430 ♪ ♪ 810 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:10,184 ♪ But I ain't forgetting That you were once mine ♪ 811 00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:13,938 ♪ But I blew it Without even tryin' ♪ 812 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:16,607 ♪ Now I'm eatin' My heart out ♪ 813 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:19,944 ♪ Tryin' to get A letter through ♪ 814 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,571 ♪ ♪ 815 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:39,630 ♪ Since you've been gone It's hard to carry on ♪ 816 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,382 ♪ ♪ 817 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:44,343 ♪ I'm gonna write About the birthday gown ♪ 818 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,470 ♪ That I bought in town ♪ 819 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,473 ♪ When you sat down And cried on the stairs ♪ 820 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,683 ♪ You knew It didn't cost the earth ♪ 821 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:54,061 ♪ But for what it's worth ♪ 822 00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:56,480 ♪ You make me feel A millionaire ♪ 823 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,942 ♪ And you wear it well ♪ 824 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,404 ♪ Madame Onassis Got nothin' on you ♪ 825 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,281 ♪ No, no ♪ 826 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:09,827 ♪ Anyway, my coffee's cold And I'm getting told ♪ 827 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:13,038 ♪ That I gotta get back to work ♪ 828 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:17,710 ♪ So when the sun goes low And you're home all alone ♪ 829 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,753 ♪ Think of me and try...♪