1 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:04,180 [crows cawing] 2 00:00:04,248 --> 00:00:05,448 [splatters] 3 00:00:05,515 --> 00:00:07,150 - And finally, the science department 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:10,154 is looking for any pets you no longer need. 5 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:14,391 The type of pet doesn't matter as long as it can run. 6 00:00:14,457 --> 00:00:15,925 - Thank you for those inspirational words, 7 00:00:15,991 --> 00:00:17,593 Mr. Galvin. - Crawling is fine too. 8 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:19,396 Just as long as their breathing--ah! 9 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:21,698 - And moving on to more enjoyable news, 10 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,466 it's my pleasure to announce 11 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:24,968 that in celebration of another year 12 00:00:25,035 --> 00:00:27,738 without losing a single student to homeschooling, 13 00:00:27,803 --> 00:00:30,140 this fall's costume ball theme is... 14 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:33,744 "The Legend of the Homeschool Corn Girl." 15 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,546 [students muttering] - Wow. 16 00:00:35,612 --> 00:00:37,948 - Now, for those unfamiliar with the legend, 17 00:00:38,013 --> 00:00:41,185 Dee Dee Hollowway will dance out the same exact words 18 00:00:41,252 --> 00:00:44,521 I'll be saying with my mouth as I tell the tale. 19 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:48,792 Long ago, a group of circus folk came to Rackleff. 20 00:00:48,859 --> 00:00:50,994 Their star attraction was a little girl 21 00:00:51,061 --> 00:00:53,630 said to have the voice of an angel from the heavens. 22 00:00:53,697 --> 00:00:56,098 - [voice cracks] * Oh * 23 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:58,668 - Now, because these circus folk were always on the road, 24 00:00:58,735 --> 00:01:00,204 the girl had to be homeschooled 25 00:01:00,271 --> 00:01:01,671 on the family bus. 26 00:01:01,738 --> 00:01:04,208 One evening, the circus family decided to park their bus 27 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:05,842 in a corn field. 28 00:01:05,908 --> 00:01:07,009 'Cause that's what them circus families do, you know. 29 00:01:07,077 --> 00:01:08,279 I don't know why. 30 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:10,413 But suddenly, a freakish storm swept in. 31 00:01:10,481 --> 00:01:12,115 - Ah! 32 00:01:12,183 --> 00:01:14,485 - They were never seen again. 33 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,952 Lost forever in the corn field. 34 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:20,023 As legend goes, he who sees the corn girl 35 00:01:20,089 --> 00:01:21,892 is doomed. 36 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,327 Doomed, doomed... - * Corn girl dark dance! * 37 00:01:24,395 --> 00:01:27,029 * Corn girl dark dance! Corn girl dark dance! * 38 00:01:27,097 --> 00:01:29,098 * Corn girl dark dance! Corn girl-- * 39 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:30,833 - Dee Dee! - [gasps] 40 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:32,503 [applause] 41 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:34,805 On a more upbeat note, I was able to double 42 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:36,407 this year's dance budget by selling off 43 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:37,773 some classroom chalk 44 00:01:37,841 --> 00:01:39,676 along with a pint of my own plasma. 45 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:42,546 We have fifty whole dollars to spend. Ah? 46 00:01:42,612 --> 00:01:45,115 Woot-woot! Up in the house, y'all. 47 00:01:45,182 --> 00:01:48,351 - Who's read to make our PS 38 dance totally awesome? 48 00:01:48,419 --> 00:01:49,386 Woot woot! 49 00:01:49,452 --> 00:01:51,821 [upbeat music] 50 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:54,725 * Don't want to go to school today * 51 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:57,261 * The sun is red hot and I wanna play * 52 00:01:57,327 --> 00:02:00,095 * But if I get caught they'll make me pay * 53 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,664 * Detention again * 54 00:02:01,731 --> 00:02:03,166 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 55 00:02:03,234 --> 00:02:04,568 - * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 56 00:02:04,634 --> 00:02:06,002 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 57 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:07,937 - * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 58 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:13,309 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 59 00:02:13,377 --> 00:02:15,411 - * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh * 60 00:02:15,479 --> 00:02:16,879 * Big Nate * 61 00:02:16,946 --> 00:02:18,415 [loud clang] 62 00:02:18,481 --> 00:02:19,915 [loud crash] 63 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,254 [upbeat music] 64 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:25,855 - Okay, here's like the $24 million question. 65 00:02:25,921 --> 00:02:28,091 It's a costume ball. What are we going as? 66 00:02:28,158 --> 00:02:31,228 - What if we all dressed up together as something moist? 67 00:02:31,295 --> 00:02:32,161 [music stops] - Eh? 68 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:33,195 - Oh, I got it. 69 00:02:33,264 --> 00:02:34,331 We're all gonna go... 70 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:35,366 all: Uh-huh? 71 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:37,401 - As the one and only... 72 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:38,968 all: Uh-huh? 73 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,004 - Time Disruptors! 74 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:43,240 - Greatest idea ever! - That's amazing! 75 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:46,976 - So you're probably wondering who the Time Disruptors are. 76 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,145 Only the greatest action franchise 77 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,113 in the history of cinema. 78 00:02:51,181 --> 00:02:53,182 The Time Disruptors are a group of scientists 79 00:02:53,249 --> 00:02:54,818 whose mission it is to better the world 80 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,052 by changing the past, which inevitably 81 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:57,320 messes everything up in the future. 82 00:02:57,387 --> 00:03:00,324 I play Dr. Chip Destiny, lead Disruptor. 83 00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:02,926 He's a wild and unpredictable microbiologist. 84 00:03:02,992 --> 00:03:05,261 Dee Dee plays Dr. Gwendoline Starfire. 85 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,997 Cracker jack DNA sequencer. 86 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,199 Francis plays Dr. Ace Clarion, 87 00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:11,434 anxious hypochondriac neurosurgeon. 88 00:03:11,502 --> 00:03:15,372 Teddy plays Dr. Jax Euripides, expert in quantum mechanics 89 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,908 and salsa dancing. - [growls] 90 00:03:17,974 --> 00:03:20,910 - And finally, Chad plays Nurse Spencer Marconi, 91 00:03:20,976 --> 00:03:24,448 Time Disruptor in training and all-around fix-it nurse. 92 00:03:24,515 --> 00:03:26,248 - Turn your head and cough. 93 00:03:26,317 --> 00:03:29,785 - So that's us, the Time Disruptors. 94 00:03:30,454 --> 00:03:33,290 We are going to own our first ever PS 38 dance. 95 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:34,290 Any questions? 96 00:03:34,357 --> 00:03:35,658 [rock music sting] 97 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:38,661 - you called for me, Principal Nichols? 98 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:41,030 - In, in. Grab a seat. You look worried. 99 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:41,831 - I'm not worried. 100 00:03:41,897 --> 00:03:42,999 It's just an explanation 101 00:03:43,065 --> 00:03:44,835 for my constant state of emotions. 102 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,170 - The reason I brought you here today is that there's a girl 103 00:03:48,237 --> 00:03:50,606 at Jefferson Middle School who needs a tutor. 104 00:03:50,674 --> 00:03:52,308 - Y-yeah? 105 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:55,612 - Well, according to whatever these colorful designs are, 106 00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:58,615 you're the smartest sixth grader at PS 38. 107 00:03:58,682 --> 00:03:59,682 Mazel tov! [ceiling rumbles] 108 00:03:59,749 --> 00:04:01,117 [crashing] 109 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:03,186 - Did someone call for the smartest sixth grader 110 00:04:03,253 --> 00:04:04,455 at PS 38? 111 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:06,589 - I appreciate the hustle, Gina, but no. 112 00:04:06,657 --> 00:04:09,526 I definitely did not call for you. 113 00:04:09,593 --> 00:04:13,262 - Mm-kay. Right outside if you do. 114 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:15,799 - Uh, Principal Nichols, I've never tutored before. 115 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:18,168 Maybe Gina-- - No! Gina is terrifying. 116 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,970 She has the people skills of an aggressive car salesman. 117 00:04:21,037 --> 00:04:22,706 Oh, Francis, we need this to go well 118 00:04:22,773 --> 00:04:24,507 so parents will send their kids here 119 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,641 instead of Jefferson. 120 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:27,110 We'll get a tax break. 121 00:04:27,177 --> 00:04:30,646 We'll fix the kitchen! [sobbing] 122 00:04:30,713 --> 00:04:31,848 - Fine. - Fine? 123 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:33,417 - That's what I said. Fine. 124 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:36,319 I just hope my friends don't find out I'm helping... 125 00:04:36,386 --> 00:04:39,155 Jefferson. [ominous orchestral sting] 126 00:04:41,524 --> 00:04:43,026 Mm? 127 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:48,365 [ominous music] 128 00:04:48,432 --> 00:04:51,934 * * 129 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:53,737 [sudden whooshing] Hmm? 130 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:55,338 [laughing nervously] 131 00:04:55,405 --> 00:04:57,006 Uh... 132 00:05:00,477 --> 00:05:04,180 - [growling] 133 00:05:04,247 --> 00:05:07,150 [growling continues] 134 00:05:08,151 --> 00:05:10,052 - [whispering] Corn girl... 135 00:05:11,321 --> 00:05:12,422 - Whoa. 136 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:15,658 [majestic music] 137 00:05:15,725 --> 00:05:17,793 - Pthh! 138 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,595 - Hello? - Ah! 139 00:05:19,663 --> 00:05:20,997 - Are you Francis? 140 00:05:21,064 --> 00:05:22,297 - Uh... 141 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,966 [tender music] 142 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,201 - Hi. I'm Sabina Shah. 143 00:05:26,268 --> 00:05:29,540 Nice jump. Gotta work on that landing though. 144 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,307 - Wait for me. 145 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,776 [ominous music] 146 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:35,946 - [chuckles menacingly] 147 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:40,083 - Where's Francis? - No idea. 148 00:05:40,149 --> 00:05:41,985 That kid's been acting squirrely of late. 149 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:44,119 - Well, I like squirrels. 150 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:47,357 - Uh... 151 00:05:47,423 --> 00:05:49,725 - Dude! Where's your Ace Clarion costume? 152 00:05:49,793 --> 00:05:51,595 - I, uh--was that today? 153 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:54,030 - 14 hours, 7 minutes, and 6 seconds 154 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:57,468 before our very first PS 38 dance. Ha. 155 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:58,668 I mean, wow. 156 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:01,204 Wow. [watch beeping] 157 00:06:01,271 --> 00:06:03,239 - Uh, I gotta split. - What? 158 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:06,477 - What is up with our Ace Clarion? 159 00:06:06,543 --> 00:06:07,478 - I don't know. 160 00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:08,711 One thing's for sure. 161 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:10,413 We need to start prying into every aspect 162 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,783 of Francis's life, removing every morsel of privacy he has. 163 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,317 Immediately. 164 00:06:15,384 --> 00:06:16,920 [rock music] 165 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:19,590 Time Disruptors, saddle up. 166 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:24,026 * * 167 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,295 - Hmm. 168 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:28,430 - [growling, barking] 169 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:33,136 - Ah! 170 00:06:33,202 --> 00:06:36,540 - Time Disruptors, it's going down. 171 00:06:36,607 --> 00:06:37,841 Oh-- [smacking] 172 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:43,013 - [gasps] There! 173 00:06:45,749 --> 00:06:47,383 [all gasping] - What is he doing? 174 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,353 - Looks like we'll be heading into enemy territory. 175 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,256 - Eh? - Hmm? 176 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:54,389 all: Whoa! 177 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,359 - There's schools in heaven? 178 00:06:56,425 --> 00:06:58,694 - It's so shiny. 179 00:06:58,761 --> 00:07:00,896 - This must've cost money. 180 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:04,634 - This is the prettiest school I've ever seen. 181 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:05,869 - Hmm? 182 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:10,506 - Jefferson is having their own masquerade ball 183 00:07:10,574 --> 00:07:13,009 on the exact same day as our costume ball. 184 00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:14,944 all: [gasping] - What's a masquerade? 185 00:07:15,011 --> 00:07:16,846 - Oh, it's snob for "costume." 186 00:07:18,014 --> 00:07:19,949 - Ooh, target identified. 187 00:07:20,016 --> 00:07:21,483 - Hang on, Time Disruptors. I got this. 188 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:24,987 Target identified. 189 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:28,191 - Is he talking to a girl? 190 00:07:28,257 --> 00:07:30,694 - I think they're reading together. 191 00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:32,162 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 192 00:07:32,228 --> 00:07:36,232 - Is Francis tutoring... [gasps] The enemy? 193 00:07:36,298 --> 00:07:38,234 - Is that right? 194 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,502 - Uh, close. 195 00:07:39,569 --> 00:07:41,704 The idea is to use geometric nets to find 196 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,172 the surface area of figures. 197 00:07:43,239 --> 00:07:47,177 - Oh, so would a net like this work? 198 00:07:48,311 --> 00:07:50,614 - Uh, I, uh, I don't see why not. 199 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,449 Let me just make a few adjustments. 200 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,951 [music swelling] 201 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:59,956 - * Till now I always got by on my own * 202 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:02,893 * I never really cared until-- * 203 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:03,927 - [shouting] 204 00:08:03,994 --> 00:08:05,261 - What the? 205 00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:12,768 - Heroic spacing, Time Disruptors! 206 00:08:12,836 --> 00:08:14,571 - [humming] - What the? 207 00:08:14,638 --> 00:08:16,706 - Silence, treasonous butt-brain. 208 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:18,540 - Francis, what's going on? 209 00:08:18,608 --> 00:08:22,112 - How could you give away PS 38's top secrets? 210 00:08:22,177 --> 00:08:25,415 - The only secrets I'm giving away are geometry tips. 211 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,350 - Aha--wait, what? 212 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:31,521 - Dah! [winces] 213 00:08:31,588 --> 00:08:34,023 Ah! She's trying to drain your brain, Francis. 214 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,125 - "She" is named Sabina. 215 00:08:36,192 --> 00:08:39,663 And how does one drain a brain, precisely? 216 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,697 - I could show you. Just need a straw. 217 00:08:41,764 --> 00:08:44,634 - Francis, come on, you're the smartest kid at PS 38. 218 00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:45,768 I mean, to Jefferson, 219 00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:47,638 that makes you solid gold, baby. 220 00:08:47,704 --> 00:08:49,272 They're gonna suck the knowledge out of you 221 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:52,307 until the inside of your skull is a Saharan butt-brain desert. 222 00:08:52,374 --> 00:08:54,344 - Truth. Happened to a friend of mine. 223 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,012 Kid was named Chad! 224 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:58,014 [giggling] Ooh! Look at it! 225 00:08:58,081 --> 00:08:59,581 - Wait a minute. 226 00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:01,685 This is just like the plot of the Time Disruptors classic, 227 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:04,419 "Crisis on Planet Brain." 228 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:06,822 - I'm sorry about all this. 229 00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:08,258 - No, I'm sorry. 230 00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:10,592 I didn't think you tutoring me was such a big deal. 231 00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:12,729 - It's not. Can I call you later? 232 00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:16,932 [gentle music] 233 00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:20,269 * * 234 00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:21,738 - Hmm. 235 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:24,307 - Principal Nichols is making me tutor Sabina. 236 00:09:24,374 --> 00:09:26,442 It's not a big deal. - Hmm. Okay. 237 00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:27,778 Apology accepted. 238 00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:29,980 And, hey, maybe there's a small possibility 239 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:31,715 I got a little carried away in there. 240 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,316 - [snorts] Wait, wait. 241 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,085 A small possibility? 242 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:37,788 - Yeah, you went full hissy-fit, Nate. 243 00:09:37,854 --> 00:09:39,789 - Uh, hello! Has everyone forgotten 244 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:42,692 the mission? First dance as PS 38? 245 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:44,594 Ring a bell? Greatest night of our lives? 246 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:46,595 But Francis is a Time Disruptor. 247 00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,531 We need five to make it work. 248 00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,332 - I get it, but you have to trust me. 249 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,302 Sabina is just a girl I'm tutoring. 250 00:09:52,368 --> 00:09:53,836 Nothing more. 251 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:55,470 - [growls] 252 00:09:56,873 --> 00:09:58,207 - * But that's not true * 253 00:09:58,273 --> 00:10:00,677 * There's something about her I can't explain * 254 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:05,115 * A feeling inside I can't contain * 255 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:07,582 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 256 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,186 * I wish you went to public school * 257 00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:12,621 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 258 00:10:12,688 --> 00:10:15,124 * That lottery system sure is cruel * 259 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:17,760 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 260 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:20,429 * I know I may sound like a fool * 261 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,398 * But that's me * 262 00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:24,801 * I also drool * 263 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:27,637 * But here we are * 264 00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:30,306 * From opposing sides * 265 00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:32,975 * Your school is amazing. 266 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:34,845 * And mine makes mothers cry * 267 00:10:34,911 --> 00:10:36,312 all: * Wah-wah-wah * 268 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:38,313 - * But here we are * 269 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,850 * Charter school girl * 270 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,119 * I really like you * 271 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:46,922 * * 272 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:49,158 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 273 00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:52,195 * I've only kissed my mom before * 274 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,364 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 275 00:10:54,429 --> 00:10:57,667 * Don't mind my lip, it's just a cold sore * 276 00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,936 * Charter school girl, charter school girl * 277 00:11:00,003 --> 00:11:02,672 * I'll be the butter for your lobster thermidor * 278 00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:07,210 * Sometimes I hunt with a bird of prey * 279 00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:09,412 * You should also know * 280 00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:12,248 * Before we get too far * 281 00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:15,350 * I struggle with IBS, social anxiety * 282 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,687 * And a wheezy chest * 283 00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:20,355 * But here we are * 284 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,859 * Charter school girl * 285 00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:25,128 * I really like you * 286 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:27,964 * Ooh * 287 00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:30,900 [sudden orchestral sting] - Ah! 288 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,201 [screaming] 289 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:34,470 - [voice distorted] Stay away from Jefferson. 290 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:36,406 - W-why me? What did I do to you? 291 00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:38,140 - Don't get smart with me, boy. 292 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:40,043 - Uh... 293 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:43,212 - Unless you want this to happen. 294 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:46,615 [munching] 295 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:47,951 - [whimpering] 296 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:51,520 - You don't want a second helping. 297 00:11:53,355 --> 00:11:54,756 - [whispering] Corn girl... 298 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:59,294 [Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" playing] 299 00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:06,101 * * 300 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,038 - * We can dance if we want to * 301 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,273 * We can leave your friends behind * 302 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,573 * 'Cause your friends don't dance * 303 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,942 * And if they don't dance * 304 00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:14,277 * Well, they're no friends of mine * 305 00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:15,845 - [growls] - Ah! 306 00:12:15,912 --> 00:12:17,446 - * We can go where we want to * 307 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,615 * There's a place they'll never find * 308 00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:22,284 * And we can act like we come from out of this world * 309 00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,354 * Leave the real one far behind * 310 00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:27,657 * And we can dance * - * Or sing * 311 00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:29,725 [ominous music] 312 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,260 - [whispering] Corn girl... 313 00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:34,629 - Hey, wanna go to this with me? 314 00:12:34,696 --> 00:12:38,201 [rock music] 315 00:12:38,268 --> 00:12:40,336 - [laughs nervously] 316 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:44,340 And then the corn girl tells me to stay away from Jefferson. 317 00:12:44,407 --> 00:12:45,975 [gulps] Or else. 318 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,378 - Wow, bro, you must've done something to make her angry. 319 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:49,913 Bet it's your obsessive flossing. 320 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:53,884 - I don't know why you're freaking out so much, Francis. 321 00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:55,485 If the corn girl hates Jefferson, 322 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,187 that means she's on our side. 323 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:00,789 - Well, look at this. 324 00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:02,893 What a nice surprise. 325 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,061 - [laughs] Principal Nichols. 326 00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:07,663 Mr. Galvin. So good to see you... 327 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:09,231 [quietly] He said, lying. 328 00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:10,600 What are you doing here? 329 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,335 We're trying to make up for lost revenue, 330 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:15,437 but, uh, these decorations aren't selling door-to-door. 331 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,672 - Would anyone like to buy a blacklight poster 332 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,109 of yours truly? 333 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,076 [shocked scream] 334 00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:23,546 - Guys, I seriously think I'm blind. 335 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:24,614 - Oh... 336 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,950 - Francis, my boy genius. 337 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:29,085 I hear things are going swimmingly. 338 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:32,455 Even got yourself an invitation to their masquerade ball, huh? 339 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,823 Mm, huh? [chuckles] 340 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:38,094 I smell a gluten-free frier in this school's future. 341 00:13:38,161 --> 00:13:41,063 [excited babbling] Love that gluten-free. 342 00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:44,799 - Nate, let me explain. - [growls] 343 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,605 - Nate, talk to me. Come on, dude. 344 00:13:50,672 --> 00:13:52,174 - I have nothing to say to you. 345 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,210 You sold your soul to Jefferson. 346 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:57,013 Five Disruptors is the unit. Not four. Five. 347 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,414 So like I said, I have nothing to say to you. 348 00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,150 - Do you even hear yourself? 349 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,119 - Uh, no. And you can't hear me either. 350 00:14:03,186 --> 00:14:06,489 Because, hello, I'm giving you the silent treatment. 351 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,557 - I wasn't even going to the Jefferson party. 352 00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,759 But now I'm definitely going. 353 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,297 - Francis has betrayed us for Jefferson. 354 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:17,366 He's abandoned the Time Disruptors. 355 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:19,168 I mean, how are we supposed to take control 356 00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:20,735 of our destiny now? 357 00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:24,539 - Last time I checked, Francis was our friend. 358 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:29,144 When one Time Disruptor falls, do we not all fall? 359 00:14:29,211 --> 00:14:30,145 [inspiring music swells] 360 00:14:30,212 --> 00:14:31,380 That's it. 361 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:32,815 - Wait, that's it? 362 00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:34,216 You aren't even going to answer the fall question? 363 00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:37,887 - Hey, look. Dee Dee's right. 364 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:39,188 - Thank you, Nate. 365 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,623 - No, not about Francis. 366 00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:42,225 His brain has clearly been drained. 367 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,226 But he was once a Time Disruptor. 368 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,696 And we never leave one of our own behind, 369 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,998 brainless or not. 370 00:14:48,063 --> 00:14:50,265 Time Disruptors, mount up. 371 00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:53,003 We have one last mission to complete. 372 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:55,971 [rock music] 373 00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:59,841 * * 374 00:14:59,908 --> 00:15:01,811 - [laughs] 375 00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:13,623 - Mm, I feel out of place in these clothes. 376 00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,325 - Oh, stop overthinking it. 377 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,459 Nobody's gonna notice. 378 00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,561 - You have precisely two seconds 379 00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:21,663 to explain whatever it is you think you're wearing. 380 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:25,168 - Uh, we thought we'd go as the public school losers 381 00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,201 from across the street. 382 00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:29,038 [tense music] 383 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:30,440 - [chuckles] Nice one. 384 00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:32,174 Have fun, kiddies. 385 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:36,079 - Guys, I think we need disguises for our disguises. 386 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:38,714 - 'Ello, love. - 'Ello, darling. 387 00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,049 - [gasps] 388 00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,085 [mysterious music] 389 00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:44,954 [scanner whirs] 390 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,556 - Blue blood detected. 391 00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:48,990 - * I get knocked down, but I get up again * 392 00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:50,725 * You're never gonna keep me d-- * 393 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,727 - I've seen this before while doing research 394 00:15:52,794 --> 00:15:54,830 for my cyberpunk version of "Ibsen's Ghost." 395 00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:56,831 - And I said, "That's not my yacht, 396 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,302 that's my butler's yacht." [chuckles] 397 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:00,635 - Watch this. 398 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,507 [scanner whirs] 399 00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:06,509 - Blue blood detected. 400 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:09,644 - * I get knocked down, but I get up again * 401 00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:10,913 * You're never gonna keep me down * 402 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,014 - All right, guys, remember to blend in. 403 00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:14,549 Think rich. - Diamond! 404 00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:17,486 - Status is in the shoulders. Shoulders. 405 00:16:17,552 --> 00:16:19,154 - Ow! One more please. 406 00:16:19,221 --> 00:16:22,192 - Hey, don't be seduced by the charter school opulence. 407 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,126 Eh! We're here to save Francis. 408 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,361 Let's do this! 409 00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:29,698 - And I told my dad I don't need a jumbo jet, 410 00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,900 a regular one will do just fine. 411 00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:32,967 [laughs] 412 00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:41,244 - Anyone happen to catch the latest Dow Industrial Average? 413 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:43,513 - Whoa! 414 00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,250 Wow, these spikes are even more comfy 415 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:49,818 than the ones at home. 416 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,022 - Rather painterly considering the artist's oeuvre. 417 00:16:53,089 --> 00:16:55,124 - Hmm. Rather bold. 418 00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:56,759 - [laughs] 419 00:16:56,826 --> 00:16:59,195 In the words of Van Gogh's severed ear, 420 00:16:59,262 --> 00:17:01,931 "Say what?" - I beg your pardon? 421 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:04,533 - Oh, come on. This is a total fake. 422 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,935 If this were real, 423 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,902 I wouldn't be able to lean against the muslin 424 00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,004 because it would-- 425 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,673 Uh-oh. 426 00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:14,877 [screams] 427 00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:16,745 [sonar beeping] 428 00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:18,813 - Hmm? 429 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,582 Francis. 430 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:23,652 Ugh, school dances are meant to be spent with friends, 431 00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,721 not with some girl who, I don't know, 432 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,089 seems perfect and nice. 433 00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:29,824 Probably has rich person sugar cookie breath. 434 00:17:30,725 --> 00:17:32,762 - And--and then I said, "That's not a lima bean, 435 00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:34,764 but you should really go see a doctor." 436 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,931 [both laugh] 437 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:40,503 [pleasant music] 438 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:43,104 - Oh, wow. Francis looks really happy. 439 00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:45,940 Maybe coming here was too... disruptive. 440 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:47,610 [loud clanging] 441 00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:50,812 [loud crashing] 442 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:54,750 - Oh! 443 00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:58,119 - Stop running away from me. 444 00:17:58,187 --> 00:17:59,789 Stand your ground! - Ah! 445 00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:01,023 - I said stop running away from me. 446 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,425 - If this were a Time Disruptor movie, 447 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:04,327 messing with Francis finding happiness 448 00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:07,330 would result in some future filled with untold horrors. 449 00:18:07,397 --> 00:18:09,130 But awesome. 450 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:13,302 Time Disruptors, time to disrupt time one more time. 451 00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:15,237 [epic music] 452 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,407 Ah! - Ah! 453 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,577 - I think I broke my vestigial tail. 454 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:24,546 - Principal Nichols? - Shh! I snuck in. 455 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:26,048 By the way, have you tried the tzatziki 456 00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:27,216 at the servants' buffet? 457 00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,618 To die for. 458 00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:31,286 - Et tu, Wes-ley? 459 00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:32,487 - Please don't judge me. 460 00:18:32,554 --> 00:18:34,256 I'm an underpaid middle school academic 461 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,525 with a 401k matching at 2%. 462 00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:38,927 I wanted to shape young minds. 463 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,330 Now I steal chalk. 464 00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,365 What have I become-- 465 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:43,898 - Oh, come on, snap out of it. 466 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:45,900 PS 38 students are in trouble. 467 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,137 - Trouble? Nobody messes with my kids. 468 00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:49,438 All secure, Nate? 469 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,407 - That's Chip Destiny, Principal--ah! 470 00:18:51,474 --> 00:18:53,975 [epic music] 471 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,210 - Uh... 472 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,313 - You're mine now. - Ah! 473 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,715 - [cackles] 474 00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:00,949 Hey! 475 00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:06,321 - If we die, can they at least bury us 476 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,090 in the mausoleum out back? 477 00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:11,226 [all growling] 478 00:19:12,294 --> 00:19:14,162 - Nate? 479 00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:17,433 You crashed the Jefferson masquerade ball? 480 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,235 - No, no, no, no, it's not what you think. 481 00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:23,606 - Francis, what is it with you and your PS 38 friends? 482 00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:24,873 You're like a cult. 483 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:27,577 - That cult rumor was never proven! 484 00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:29,544 - Francis, the Time Disruptors-- 485 00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:32,381 no, I had no right to get mad at you 486 00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,916 for doing what makes you happy. 487 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,918 I know being happy for you isn't easy 488 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:38,454 because of all of your really intense issues. 489 00:19:38,521 --> 00:19:40,222 - I--what--issues? 490 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:41,623 I don't have any issues. 491 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,758 - I think emotional flaws are cute. 492 00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:46,094 - Wow. It's like I created you in a lab. 493 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,731 - Anyway, back to me and what I've learned. 494 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,832 I've learned that-- 495 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,702 I've learned the Time Disruptors 496 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,637 are friends for life, 497 00:19:54,704 --> 00:19:57,540 but you've also gotta let your friends have a life. 498 00:19:57,607 --> 00:20:00,275 - Not me! I am totally codependent. 499 00:20:00,342 --> 00:20:02,210 [giggles] 500 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:04,280 [tender music] 501 00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,048 [crowd booing] 502 00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:08,684 - Ugh. When are you public school children 503 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,252 going to learn you're not like us? 504 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,853 Charter school, hoo-yah. 505 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,988 all: Charter school, hoo-yah. 506 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:15,925 - Seriously? You guys gotta get over yourselves. 507 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:17,760 It's a lottery. You got lucky. 508 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,661 - Technically it's not a lottery. 509 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,363 It's vouchers. - Ah! 510 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,165 [screaming] 511 00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:24,466 - Francis! 512 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:28,203 - [voice distorted] Hands off. He's mine. 513 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,239 [ominous music] 514 00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:34,275 - The homeschool corn girl! 515 00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,279 - You! I'm stalking you. 516 00:20:37,347 --> 00:20:39,648 Get it? Mwah-ha-ha-ha! 517 00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:41,383 I warned you, 518 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,686 stay away from Jefferson. 519 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:46,120 Now everyone's gonna get corned. 520 00:20:46,187 --> 00:20:48,791 [all screaming] - Ah! It's the Corn Girl! 521 00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:51,327 - Ugh, it smells like discounts! 522 00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:53,294 [screaming continues] 523 00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:56,466 - She's going to corn us! She's going to corn us all. 524 00:20:56,532 --> 00:20:59,068 [evil laughter] [both screaming] 525 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,770 - I warned you. 526 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,841 - Time Disruptors, and Sabina, on me! 527 00:21:05,908 --> 00:21:07,543 - Friends? - Friends. 528 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:10,212 Ah! [all shouting] 529 00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:17,619 - [gasps] 530 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,790 [screaming continues] 531 00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:25,226 [loud crash] 532 00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:31,332 - Wait a minute. Our party is still going on. 533 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,502 Right, Principal Nichols? 534 00:21:32,568 --> 00:21:33,769 - Yes. 535 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,405 And, as principal, I should probably go 536 00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:37,171 as far as making an appearance. 537 00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:40,810 - You know, this is still our first PS 38 dance. 538 00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:43,145 And while things maybe didn't go as I planned, 539 00:21:43,212 --> 00:21:45,014 that still doesn't mean we can't have fun. 540 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,917 all: Taking control of our destiny! 541 00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:52,522 [laughter] 542 00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:56,358 [screams] 543 00:21:56,426 --> 00:22:00,662 - Who's the smartest kid at PS 38 now, Francis? 544 00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:03,165 [cackles] 545 00:22:03,232 --> 00:22:05,767 [chomps] - [whispering] Corn girl. 546 00:22:09,504 --> 00:22:12,373 [upbeat music] 547 00:22:12,441 --> 00:22:19,581 * *