1 00:00:02,523 --> 00:00:05,395 - [snoring] 2 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,751 [yawns] 3 00:00:13,838 --> 00:00:15,449 Ooh-ooh. Ahh. 4 00:00:15,536 --> 00:00:17,712 [yawns] 5 00:00:18,974 --> 00:00:20,367 Huh? 6 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,936 Ahh. 7 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:26,634 [upbeat music] 8 00:00:26,721 --> 00:00:28,506 - ♪ Don't want to go to school today ♪ 9 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,683 ♪ The sun is red hot and I wanna play ♪ 10 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,814 ♪ But if I get caught they'll make me pay ♪ 11 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:35,512 ♪ Detention again ♪ 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,167 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 13 00:00:37,253 --> 00:00:38,341 - ♪ Math and social studies just ain't my thing ♪ 14 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:39,820 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 15 00:00:39,908 --> 00:00:42,085 - ♪ Rocking with my band is where I'm king ♪ 16 00:00:42,171 --> 00:00:47,481 ♪ Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test ♪ 17 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:49,613 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 18 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:50,963 ♪ Big Nate ♪ 19 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,530 [loud clang] 20 00:00:52,616 --> 00:00:55,185 [loud crash] 21 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:58,753 - Oh, this is bad. 22 00:00:58,839 --> 00:01:00,015 This is like World War III 23 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,625 wrapped in a zombie apocalypse bad. 24 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,149 - He, dork, get out of the bathroom. 25 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:05,368 [gasps] Wha-wh-wh-what? 26 00:01:05,455 --> 00:01:08,154 Oh, man. And you call me the zit queen? 27 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:10,155 [laughs] - Oh, shut your pipe, Ellen. 28 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:12,505 I have this totally under control. 29 00:01:12,592 --> 00:01:14,639 Oh, what do I do? If I show up to school 30 00:01:14,725 --> 00:01:16,857 with this thing, I'm gonna be shamed, 31 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:20,122 mocked, laughed at. 32 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,384 Oh, how they'll laugh. 33 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:24,823 There's only one thing for me to do. 34 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,780 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 35 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:28,305 Popping it's only gonna make it a million times worse. 36 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,610 I should know, I am the zit queen. 37 00:01:30,698 --> 00:01:31,960 [cackling] 38 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:33,788 - A million times worse? 39 00:01:33,874 --> 00:01:36,268 What did old cackle pants mean by that? 40 00:01:36,356 --> 00:01:37,922 Will my pimple seek revenge? 41 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:39,619 - [roars] - Ahh! 42 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:41,708 Will it become an unstoppable mega pimple blob? 43 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:44,538 - [cackling] 44 00:01:44,624 --> 00:01:46,235 - Will it mean...the end? 45 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,368 - He was so young. 46 00:01:48,455 --> 00:01:49,761 - Uh, you know what? 47 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,979 I think I better just trust Ellen on this one. 48 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,939 After all, she is the zit queen. 49 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:57,943 And hey, maybe no one will notice. 50 00:01:58,029 --> 00:02:00,424 [bell rings] 51 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:04,297 - And that's why a hot dog is definitely a sandwich. 52 00:02:04,383 --> 00:02:06,386 - Pimple. 53 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:08,605 - I can always depend on you, Dee Dee. 54 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:12,218 - Oh, that is one honkin' zit. Can I touch it? 55 00:02:12,305 --> 00:02:13,872 - What? No. - Does it hurt? 56 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,265 - I mean, not really. 57 00:02:15,351 --> 00:02:16,831 - Do you feel different? Like, more mature? 58 00:02:16,918 --> 00:02:18,616 One step closer to manhood? Spill it. 59 00:02:18,702 --> 00:02:20,486 - No. Geez, you guys, come on. 60 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,402 Am I the first one in our group to get a pimple? 61 00:02:22,488 --> 00:02:25,057 [ethereal music] 62 00:02:25,143 --> 00:02:26,623 Guess so. 63 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,278 - Oh, hey, Nate. Cool prosthetic pimple. 64 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,062 - Chad, it's real. 65 00:02:30,148 --> 00:02:32,672 - Oh, no kidding. You should get a good photo of that. 66 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:35,893 I always catalog the good ones. 67 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,242 Ahh, memories. 68 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:38,766 Ahh. 69 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:41,204 - Ugh, can we please move on? 70 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:42,682 - I got bigger problems than pimples. 71 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:44,641 I think I really flubbed my science test. 72 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,557 - What happened? I thought you studied. 73 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:48,384 - Well, yeah, I was going to study, 74 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,124 but I had to help Uncle Pedro train ferrets 75 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,083 for his rodent circus. 76 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,086 Didn't have the heart to tell him ferrets aren't rodents. 77 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:57,610 - You know, who is a rodent? My drama teacher, Dr. LaGaze. 78 00:02:57,698 --> 00:03:00,658 He keeps casting me in smaller and smaller roles. 79 00:03:00,744 --> 00:03:03,008 This semester I'm playing the role of the Seaweed 80 00:03:03,094 --> 00:03:04,575 in "Death of a Sailorman." 81 00:03:04,661 --> 00:03:07,533 The Seaweed. Talk about talent wasted. 82 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,188 - Uh, yeah. - Hey, Nate, 83 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:11,058 is that Jenny over there? 84 00:03:11,146 --> 00:03:12,800 - What? Where? My love! My goddess! 85 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:14,324 - Ooh... - No! 86 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,933 - Please, Nate, I've been fascinated with pimples 87 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,979 since I was a baby. Just let me touch it. 88 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,633 - You're gonna draw more attention to it. 89 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:21,243 - Mighty fine pimple there, Nate. 90 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,290 - Aww, Nate-Nate's got a pimpie. 91 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:25,464 [laughs] 92 00:03:25,552 --> 00:03:27,032 - Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 93 00:03:27,118 --> 00:03:31,384 - Got you. [laughs] 94 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:34,517 - I feel personally violated. 95 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,259 [bird cawing] 96 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:38,783 - And action. - Look at me, Father. 97 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:42,612 Your boy is a sailorman. Thighs saddled in brine. 98 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:45,485 I married an oyster all so once 99 00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:48,879 you'd say, "I love you, my sailor boy." 100 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,534 - Bravo, Randall. Bravo. 101 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:54,146 Now that is what I call... 102 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:55,408 Ugh! Augh! Ahh! 103 00:03:55,494 --> 00:03:57,844 [groaning] 104 00:03:57,932 --> 00:03:59,151 Acting. 105 00:03:59,237 --> 00:04:01,675 - But he wasn't showing any emotion. 106 00:04:01,761 --> 00:04:04,808 - Emotions are for babies and poets. 107 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,680 We are actors. 108 00:04:06,766 --> 00:04:10,422 All we have to remember is our Dramatic Produce. 109 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,206 Observe. 110 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:16,994 The onion. Oh, oh, tragedy. 111 00:04:17,081 --> 00:04:19,997 My dog has run away. 112 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,739 The banana. 113 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:25,872 Oh, joy. My dog has returned. 114 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,223 The tomato. 115 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,790 Oh, agony. - [screams] 116 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:32,401 - He's just bitten my leg. 117 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,098 [bell rings] 118 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:38,059 Mmm, the flavor. As life imitates art, 119 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:41,497 so too shall I have tomato soup for lunch. 120 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,237 - Hi. Mr. LaGaze? 121 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:47,807 - Please. I have a doctorate in Dramatic Produce. 122 00:04:47,894 --> 00:04:49,636 - Sorry, Doctor...LaGaze. 123 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,944 I had some questions about my character, The Seaweed? 124 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,338 - Go on. I'm sort of listening. 125 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,773 - What's her backstory? 126 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,732 Is she aware of ocean acidification 127 00:04:58,819 --> 00:05:00,691 and the havoc it's playing on coral reefs? 128 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:04,172 And how does she feel about the Sailorman? 129 00:05:04,259 --> 00:05:06,653 - You're a seaweed, Dee Dee. 130 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,655 You're slimy and green, and nobody likes you. 131 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,223 Oh, and you go like this... 132 00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:14,095 [babbling] 133 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:16,923 - [groans] 134 00:05:17,011 --> 00:05:18,622 - [groans] 135 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:19,884 - I'm not really sure what I'm eating, 136 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:22,800 but I think maybe it's a bean? 137 00:05:22,886 --> 00:05:24,235 - Izzit? Ooh. 138 00:05:24,322 --> 00:05:26,237 I said "zit," didn't I? I'm sorry, Nate. 139 00:05:26,324 --> 00:05:29,110 I didn't mean to call attention to your ginormous pimple. 140 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,374 - Ugh. That's okay, Chad. 141 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:34,028 - Here, Nate, try some beans. I insist. 142 00:05:34,115 --> 00:05:38,119 No, not cyst. I was trying to say--help me out, Dee Dee. 143 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,468 What was I trying to say? 144 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:40,470 - Blackhead. - No. 145 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,167 - Pustule. - I give up. 146 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,951 - Well, according to Dr. LaGaze, 147 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,430 I have nothing to say, 148 00:05:45,518 --> 00:05:47,912 so I don't even know why you asked me. 149 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,218 - Guys, guys, guys. It's a dang miracle. 150 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:52,872 I got an A on my science test. 151 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,095 All because I touched your zit. You've got a lucky pimple, man. 152 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,096 - Come on, Teddy. That's ridiculous. 153 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,751 A pimple can't be lucky. 154 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,492 - Ooh, let me try it. Come on, lady luck. 155 00:06:03,579 --> 00:06:05,408 [ethereal music] 156 00:06:05,494 --> 00:06:07,540 Ugh. See, I'm still a seaw-- 157 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:09,367 - Silence. 158 00:06:09,454 --> 00:06:13,502 I have an announcement to make. I'm taking a leave of absence. 159 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,331 Hollywood called. I got a smashing role 160 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,290 in a hit science fiction movie franchise. 161 00:06:19,377 --> 00:06:22,033 I'm so happy I could cry. 162 00:06:22,119 --> 00:06:25,905 Oh, the pain. 163 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:28,865 Farewell, my former students and less-talented colleagues. 164 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:32,478 Good luck with the rest of your humdrum lives. 165 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:37,788 I'm catching the glory train to Legendville. 166 00:06:37,874 --> 00:06:40,093 I'm fine. Just a little onion blindness. 167 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:43,357 - Is it a mere coincidence that Dee Dee touched my pimple 168 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,057 and now her blowhard drama teacher's going away? 169 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:48,059 Ha-ha, I think not. 170 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:51,322 Sooner or later awesomeness always hits its mark. 171 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:55,196 Gang, me and this lucky pimple are gonna change the world. 172 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:56,633 [Peter Gabriel's "Big Time"] 173 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,982 - ♪ I'm on my way I'm making it ♪ 174 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,506 Francis, my man. Talk to me. What do we got? 175 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:03,334 - As of now, you have one pimple booking at recess. 176 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,728 A sixth grader's hamster ran away. She's desperate. 177 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,687 - Good work, Francis. Teddy, grease me. 178 00:07:07,773 --> 00:07:08,862 - ♪ Big time ♪ 179 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:10,951 - ♪ Look at my circumstance ♪ 180 00:07:11,038 --> 00:07:12,038 - Hmm. 181 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:13,692 - ♪ Big time ♪ 182 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,172 - All right, Dee Dee, how's the drama outreach going? 183 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:16,566 - I'm on it. 184 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,218 - That's what I like to hear. - Hmm. 185 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,134 - All right, let's go out there and spread the good word. 186 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,136 - ♪ Big big big ♪ 187 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:25,574 - Come one, come all. See it for your own eyes. 188 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:30,057 Be amazed by Nate Wright's freaky-deaky lucky pimple. 189 00:07:30,143 --> 00:07:31,668 - A lucky pimple? 190 00:07:31,754 --> 00:07:33,886 - I was once a skeptic like you, 191 00:07:33,973 --> 00:07:35,672 but it's the real deal, my friend. 192 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,021 And now that Dr. LaGaze is gone-- 193 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:40,545 - Okay, class, please take a seat. 194 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:43,156 I'm your new substitute drama teacher. 195 00:07:43,244 --> 00:07:47,074 - She's just a substitute teacher. Let's pack it up. 196 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,771 - Oh, sorry. 197 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:52,732 - Don't ever apologize for being overly dramatic. 198 00:07:52,819 --> 00:07:54,691 - Hmm. 199 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,388 - I'm Donna. 200 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:59,434 [dramatic music] 201 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:03,047 D stands for drama. O stands for obsession. 202 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,309 N stands for nurture. 203 00:08:05,396 --> 00:08:07,877 The other N also stands for nurture. 204 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,793 The A stands for--anyway, 205 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,535 what have you guys been doing in class? 206 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,927 - We're supposed to be rehearsing for 207 00:08:15,014 --> 00:08:16,364 "Death of a Sailorman." 208 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:17,975 - You mean Salesman? 209 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:21,194 - No. It's a play our old drama teacher wrote. 210 00:08:21,281 --> 00:08:24,764 - Really? Can I see the script? 211 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:27,331 Hmm. 212 00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:28,812 - Oh! - Huh? 213 00:08:28,898 --> 00:08:31,117 - I'm sure whatever's happening in your own lives 214 00:08:31,204 --> 00:08:33,467 is much more interesting than what's in that script. 215 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,733 I learned that when I did my one-woman play, 216 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,387 "The Donnalogues," on Broadway. 217 00:08:39,474 --> 00:08:42,259 - You were on Broadway? 218 00:08:42,346 --> 00:08:46,743 - Yes, but I left it all behind to pursue my real passion. 219 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,441 Being a substitute drama teacher. 220 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,661 Now, I want to hear from you all. 221 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,837 Tell me something that happened yesterday that moved you. 222 00:08:54,924 --> 00:08:56,317 - I crushed a bug. 223 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,841 - And how did that make you feel? 224 00:08:57,927 --> 00:09:01,671 - Powerful. - Okay. Thank you... 225 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:05,326 - Randy. Or Rad-Sauce. Or Randman. 226 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:08,286 - Of course. Anyone else? 227 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,070 - My former drama teacher told me 228 00:09:10,157 --> 00:09:13,769 that I was slimy and green and that nobody liked me. 229 00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:16,249 - And how did that make you feel? 230 00:09:16,336 --> 00:09:19,036 - Like that bug that Randy-- - Rad-Sauce. 231 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,428 - That Rad-Sauce crushed. I felt stepped on. 232 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,388 It made me want to scream. 233 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,649 - So why don't you? 234 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:26,956 - [inhales] 235 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:29,960 Ahh! 236 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,483 [birds chirping] 237 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,312 [loud explosion] 238 00:09:34,398 --> 00:09:35,529 [birds chirping] 239 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,227 Thank you... 240 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,924 - Dee Dee. The name's Dee Dee. 241 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,491 - Class, I want you all 242 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:43,538 to recognize Dee Dee's bravery here today. 243 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,629 [applause and groaning] 244 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,672 - Ohh. 245 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,374 - Huh? [loud rumbling] 246 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,855 - Nate! Nate! 247 00:09:55,942 --> 00:09:57,378 The new drama teacher's amazing. 248 00:09:57,465 --> 00:09:58,815 She did this dance 249 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,424 and had a show on Broadway, and she thinks-- 250 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,556 - Whoa, whoa. Okay. Dee Dee, Dee Dee. Slow it down. 251 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,211 - Thinks... 252 00:10:04,297 --> 00:10:09,433 I'm...brave-- 253 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,043 - You know, in hindsight, I should have been much more 254 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,567 specific about my instructions. 255 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,786 [loud rumbling] 256 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:15,221 - Nate Wright? 257 00:10:15,308 --> 00:10:16,962 - That's me. 258 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,704 - I touched your pimple this morning, and... 259 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:23,100 Mr. Squiggles came back to me. Did you hear that? 260 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:26,364 Nate Wright's pimple brought my hamster back. 261 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,845 Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Nate Wright? 262 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,369 - Uh, blessed be the pimple? 263 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,980 - Blessed be the pimple. 264 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,417 Blessed be Nate Wright. 265 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,505 [together] Blessed be the pimple. 266 00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:40,595 Blessed be Nate Wright. 267 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,510 Blessed be the pimple. 268 00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:45,817 - Steppeth uppeth and receive the promise of the pimple. 269 00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:47,558 - Ohm. 270 00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:50,996 - I tried to cut my own hair, and this is what happened. 271 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,650 Now I'll never get a girlfriend. 272 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,436 - Ah, that's for the pimple to decide. 273 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:59,658 - Ohh, hee-hee. 274 00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:02,312 - Oh, hey, trendsetter. 275 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:05,707 Hot haircut. Wanna cut my hair later? 276 00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:09,275 - Nate, my leg is busted, and championship game is next week. 277 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,888 - Ah, yes, the great pimple has heard you. 278 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:15,717 [dramatic music] 279 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:16,893 [upbeat music] 280 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,764 - By the power of the pimple, 281 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:21,811 I shall become the ultimate soccer player. 282 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,725 Hiya! 283 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:26,163 - Heads-up. 284 00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:28,600 - Ugh! 285 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,687 All good. 286 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:32,647 [upbeat rock music] 287 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,258 ♪ ♪ 288 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:38,479 - Hmm. 289 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,786 - Nate, here's the bottom line. I got a tip on some 290 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,788 monkey-powered windmills, and, well...heh-heh-heh. 291 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:47,793 - [blowing] 292 00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,054 [loud explosion] 293 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,230 [monkeys screeching] 294 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:52,144 I'm broke. I just need one big score 295 00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,494 to get me back on my feet. 296 00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,539 Let me touch your pimple, 297 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,889 and I promise you'll never have to go to detention 298 00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:59,369 for the rest of your life. 299 00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:01,197 [ethereal music] 300 00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:03,243 [Peter Gabriel's "Big Time"] 301 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,811 - ♪ I'm on my way I'm making it ♪ 302 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,508 - Thank you, Nate Wright. 303 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,553 Because of you, my baby can walk. 304 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,294 [baby giggling] 305 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,643 - ♪ I've got to make it show yeah ♪ 306 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,385 - Aren't babies supposed to walk at this age? 307 00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,431 - Show some respect for the pimple, Howard. 308 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,738 [baby pooping] 309 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:21,043 - ♪ Big time ♪ 310 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:21,957 - ♪ Look at my circumstance ♪ 311 00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,568 - Pimple merch, pimple merch here. 312 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,875 Get it before it pops. 313 00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:29,008 - ♪ Big big big big ♪ 314 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:31,793 ♪ Big big big big big big ♪ 315 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,273 - Why isn't this zit working? 316 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,190 - Ah, you can't force awesomeness, fellas. 317 00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:40,062 - It was the summer of my sixth year. 318 00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:41,933 I remember the smell of hydrangeas. 319 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:45,154 My parents were having a yard sale, and I was asked 320 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,547 to get rid of some of my stuffed animals. 321 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,464 A child should never have to make such a choice. 322 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:53,206 I tried to take it back, but it was too late. 323 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,904 Charlie the Penguin was gone, 324 00:12:55,991 --> 00:13:01,388 and I was left with an empty space on my comforter. 325 00:13:01,475 --> 00:13:04,609 [applause] - [sobbing 326 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,523 [blows] 327 00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,701 - I always thought I should be a leading man. 328 00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:12,791 - Uh, Dee Dee. Hang back a minute. 329 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:14,793 I have something for you. 330 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:16,316 - What's this? 331 00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:18,666 - Dee Dee, I think you've got a real gift. 332 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,538 Keep practicing your craft 333 00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:23,758 and you might just find the actor inside the actor 334 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,937 inside the person inside the person in you. 335 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,592 Mmm. 336 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,815 You know, I can eat all the greasy fast food I want. 337 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,860 Yeah. It just makes the pimple more powerful. 338 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,774 [laughter] 339 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,254 - [spits] 340 00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,995 Nate, what are you doing? 341 00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:45,779 - I'm just spending some quality time with my fans. 342 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,520 [together] Aww. 343 00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:49,087 - Oh, yeah. Well, are they here for you 344 00:13:49,174 --> 00:13:50,046 or for your pimple? 345 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,307 - [coughs] 346 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:55,268 Jealous. So painfully jealous. Sorry. 347 00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:57,749 I had something in my throat. I was saying you're jealous. 348 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,663 [dramatic music] 349 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,360 - Don't let that pimple write a check 350 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:03,494 that your butt can't cash. 351 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,321 - Ew. Remove her. 352 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:07,192 - No. You can't do this to me. 353 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:11,501 I'm the zit queen. 354 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,027 - Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. 355 00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:19,509 [slurping] 356 00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:20,553 [burps] 357 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:27,778 - Okay. Dee Dee. Be cool. Be cool. 358 00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:30,782 [knocks] 359 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,480 - Dee Dee. What a lovely surprise. 360 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,483 - I found your address in the Substitute Teacher pages. 361 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,615 - Oh, who's your little friend, Donna? 362 00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:41,879 - Oh, how rude of me. This is Kathleen, my wife. 363 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:44,013 [upbeat music] 364 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,711 [cat meowing] 365 00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:49,235 ♪ ♪ 366 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,672 [dolphin screeching] 367 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,065 [wind chime jangles] 368 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,633 - Hi, Dee Dee. Don, is this 369 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,677 the talented young actress you've been telling me about? 370 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,724 - It certainly is. 371 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:03,206 - Oh, well, sorry to just show up at your house like this, 372 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,382 but I had some questions about this book. 373 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,557 - As dedicated as I thought you were. 374 00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:10,168 Come in. Come in. I'll make some tea. 375 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,869 [laughter] 376 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,567 - You're so wise, Nate. 377 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:20,004 I can't believe you're only in sixth grade. 378 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,355 - You know, you're not the first seventh grade girl 379 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,139 to tell me that this week. 380 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,667 Fly away, little birdies. 381 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:32,582 Daddy got some business. 382 00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:36,326 [clears throat] Hey, Jenny, 383 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,631 would you like to, uh, touch my pimple? 384 00:15:38,719 --> 00:15:40,286 [record needle scratches] 385 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,810 - Hey, give me a touch. 386 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,768 - Gross. Ew. 387 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,379 - No, Jenny, wait. 388 00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:47,902 Uh, you okay up there, buddy? 389 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,946 - Nate. - Ahh! 390 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,730 - How could you do this to me? 391 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,558 - What? What are you talking about, Teddy? 392 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,735 - Because of that A I got on my science test, 393 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,693 I'm being sent to a gifted summer school 394 00:15:56,781 --> 00:16:00,610 for exceptional children. I'm not exceptional or gifted. 395 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,264 - Well, now you're just stating the obvious. 396 00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:03,874 None of that is my fault. 397 00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:05,311 - It's all your fault. 398 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,573 I should have never touched your pimple. 399 00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:11,403 This isn't my hamster at all. My parents lied to me... 400 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:14,015 if they are even my parents. 401 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:16,105 My whole life has been a lie. 402 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,758 - Ohh...ahh! 403 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:21,110 - You, Nate Wright. My leg was still broken. 404 00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:25,157 Now I'm gonna have to wear this huge cast until I'm 40. 405 00:16:25,244 --> 00:16:26,811 And then they're gonna have to stretch my leg 406 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,943 for another 10 years to get it to match my other leg. 407 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,773 My soccer career is over. 408 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,994 - Do you know how hard it is to maintain this bad haircut? 409 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,909 Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh! Do you? 410 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:40,693 - Ahh! Ugh! 411 00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:42,086 - Thanks to you and your fraudulent pimple, 412 00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,829 my big score didn't pay off, and now I gotta skip town 413 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,788 before some very angry monkeys tear my face off. 414 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,705 [monkeys screeching] 415 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,446 Detention every day for the rest of your life, Nate. 416 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,970 Do you hear me? The rest of your life. 417 00:16:56,057 --> 00:17:00,105 - Pimple, pimple, why hast thou forsaken me? 418 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,243 - So I realized I'm less of a Todd and more of a Kyle. 419 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,287 I'm legally having my name changed. 420 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,160 [laughter] 421 00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:14,250 - Things sure are going to be different now 422 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,078 that Dr. LaGaze is gone. 423 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,601 - I'm back. 424 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:22,388 - No! 425 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,043 - You know, I can hear you, Dee Dee. 426 00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:26,652 - What happened to your movie? 427 00:17:26,739 --> 00:17:28,655 - Creative differences, my dear. 428 00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:33,138 Those Hollywood amateurs didn't understand my genius. 429 00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:35,923 - Tell me all of your time-traveling secrets, 430 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:39,666 Time Disruptors, before I Evil Thomas Edison 431 00:17:39,753 --> 00:17:43,756 conduct electricity through you. 432 00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:44,931 - Cut. [bell rings] 433 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:48,022 Hey, does anyone else smell bananas? 434 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,981 - We'll start right where we left off. 435 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,810 Everyone, take out your "Death of a Sailorman" scripts. 436 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:59,077 - We threw them away. - What? Who? Where? When? Why? 437 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:01,993 - Because it was hacky and uninspired. 438 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,994 We want something real. 439 00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:07,868 [cheers and applause] 440 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:12,830 - Enough of this codswallop. Take out your dramatic produce. 441 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,831 Ouch. Ouch. Ooh. 442 00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:16,964 [all shouting] 443 00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:18,444 - Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. 444 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,620 Look, everybody, I'm sorry your luck changed. 445 00:18:21,707 --> 00:18:25,147 I am. But don't blame me. Blame the pimple. 446 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,409 - You heard the boy. Destroy that pimple. 447 00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:29,020 - But how do you destroy a pimple? 448 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,456 - Duh. You pop it. 449 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,978 - Ahh! 450 00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,458 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 451 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,199 Where am I gonna go? 452 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,854 [upbeat rock music] 453 00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:40,813 ♪ ♪ 454 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,033 - My baby reverted back to crawling. 455 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,819 Look at this. Pathetic. 456 00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:47,386 - Hold still. 457 00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:49,780 This will only hurt a bit...I think. 458 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,392 - Ahh! Ahh! 459 00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:56,482 - Nate, in here. 460 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,744 - Oh, Teddy, I can't thank you enough. 461 00:18:58,831 --> 00:19:01,139 It is super scary out there. 462 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,053 [stammering] 463 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,446 What are you doing? 464 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,013 - Sorry, brother. 465 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,580 I can't go to that lame summer camp for brainiacs. 466 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,668 I'm not cut out for that kind of time. 467 00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:10,975 He's in here, guys. 468 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:11,931 - [exhales] 469 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,283 Et tu, Tede? 470 00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,154 - [gasps] 471 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,155 [all gasp] 472 00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:17,982 - [snickers] 473 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,591 - Don't do it, Nate. 474 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:23,073 - Uh, yeah, I'm gonna do it. 475 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,510 Oh, hey, kids. Don't worry. 476 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:28,209 That green gas is non-toxic and humanely sourced 477 00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:31,474 from organic gas farms. 478 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,649 [chuckling] 479 00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:36,609 Zora, what's up? I thought we were good. 480 00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:39,830 - Nobody use Zora pizza as acne cream. 481 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,352 - [gasping] 482 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:42,876 Ahh! 483 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:45,357 Ugh! - No! 484 00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:48,446 - Wait. Why are you helping me? 485 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,058 Didn't your awful drama teacher who you hated come back? 486 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:52,755 - He did, but because of Donna 487 00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:54,931 I was finally able to stand up to him. 488 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,802 Come on, let's go. 489 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,501 - Wait, who's Donna? 490 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,632 - It'll all be covered in my new one-woman play, 491 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:04,637 "Dee Dee's Detours." 492 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,423 He went that a-way, fellers. 493 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,599 - Hey, wait, this is just a wall. 494 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,991 There he is. 495 00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:14,516 [together] Get him! There he is! Get him! 496 00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:16,606 - Look, I know this seems a little extreme, 497 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,261 but if I let these maniacs pop my pimple, 498 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,654 Ellen said something terrible's gonna happen. 499 00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:25,571 Oh. 500 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,659 - Give up, Nate Wright. - [gasps] 501 00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:31,925 - Oh, hi, Nate. Sorry I'm late for the angry mob. 502 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,667 - Surrender your pimple, and we can end this silly, 503 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:36,277 legally troubling game. 504 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,802 - Hey, move aside. Make way, beef heads. 505 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,152 Big sister coming through. Get away from my brother. 506 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,937 - Ellen? - Why, it's Ellen Wright, 507 00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:48,680 the most exemplary student to ever grace P.S. 38's halls. 508 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:51,684 - Look at all of you. You've turned into savages. 509 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,164 And over what? A pimple. 510 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:56,209 I used to let pimples run my life, 511 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,516 make me feel like a loser and a freak, 512 00:20:58,603 --> 00:21:01,607 until I realized that I was more than my pimples. 513 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,610 Yes, this so-called "lucky pimple" 514 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,831 turned my idiot brother into an even bigger idiot, 515 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:11,834 but who hasn't had their own inner-pimple demons to conquer? 516 00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:14,098 They don't call them "The devil's face mushrooms" 517 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,840 for nothing. 518 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:20,582 [uplifting music] 519 00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:22,541 And furthermore, 520 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:26,152 if anyone is going to pop this dweeb's pimple, it's me. 521 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:28,111 [dramatic music] 522 00:21:28,198 --> 00:21:30,418 - No. No. No! 523 00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:33,508 ♪ ♪ 524 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:35,859 - Ahh! Ahh! 525 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:39,427 ♪ ♪ 526 00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:45,171 - Whoa, nothing bad happened? 527 00:21:45,258 --> 00:21:48,088 - I was just messing with you, dork. 528 00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,482 The things I do for this family. 529 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:53,311 - And so I learned that fame is fleeting. 530 00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:56,139 One day you're a famous pimple shaman, 531 00:21:56,226 --> 00:21:58,402 the next day, eh, you're just an ordinary-- 532 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:01,274 [gasps] I got another one. 533 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,235 This time I think I'm gonna charge.