1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,134 - [snoring] 2 00:00:11,836 --> 00:00:14,622 - [grunting] 3 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:18,060 [breezy upbeat music] 4 00:00:18,147 --> 00:00:19,367 [feather ruffling] 5 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,021 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:23,109 - Hey, kids. 7 00:00:23,196 --> 00:00:25,981 Dan Cupid Love Consultant here. 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,420 And I have a special delivery for Nate Wright. 9 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:30,943 Has anyone seen him? 10 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:31,814 all: He's over there. He's over there. 11 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:32,902 - Huh? 12 00:00:32,988 --> 00:00:35,948 Aha! 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,472 [arrow whistling] 14 00:00:37,558 --> 00:00:40,301 - Huh! Ahh! 15 00:00:40,387 --> 00:00:41,911 Thanks, kids! 16 00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:42,999 - [groans] 17 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:48,134 It's Valentine's Day, 18 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:53,052 the day I declare my undying love for Jenny. 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:57,448 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 20 00:00:57,534 --> 00:00:59,841 [dramatic music] 21 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:02,801 - [gasps] 22 00:01:02,887 --> 00:01:05,064 Our yearly review is today at 3:00 p.m. 23 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,066 right before school gets out. 24 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,718 If the inspection doesn't go well, 25 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:09,417 they'll shut down the school. 26 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,028 - Why wouldn't the inspection go well? 27 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,551 Ugh! 28 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,465 - See. It's already begun. 29 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:18,426 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,644 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:20,731 --> 00:01:23,518 - What? The school looks great. 32 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,301 - People think Valentine's Day is about love, 33 00:01:25,388 --> 00:01:27,260 but it's about stress and rejection. 34 00:01:27,347 --> 00:01:29,045 The inspectors want to see a full classroom 35 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:32,614 of smiling faces, not sadness and despair. 36 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,834 Funding will be cut again all because of love 37 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,664 and it's evil super spreader Valentine's Day. 38 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,796 - You know, I gave up love years ago 39 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:45,147 when I started sleeping in my classroom to avoid my family. 40 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:48,020 Mm. Best decision I ever made. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,155 My sleep is so restful. 42 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:55,331 - We can't let PS 38 fall to this corrupt pagan ritual. 43 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:56,377 I've already had to go to extremes 44 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:59,293 to Keep the school budget in the black. 45 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,512 I've begun renting out lockers to squirrels to collect 46 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,644 and sell their nuts. 47 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:03,992 - [gasps] 48 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:05,995 Ahh! 49 00:02:06,081 --> 00:02:08,431 - I've started hiring robots to substitute teach. 50 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,086 They're unlicensed, so we don't have to pay them. 51 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,872 [robot whirring] 52 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:18,138 [both screaming] 53 00:02:18,224 --> 00:02:19,877 I've even had kids fund-raising 54 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:22,881 for the music program by making clogs for sailors. 55 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:26,233 all: Thanks, kids. 56 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:29,149 - PS 38 must keep attendance high today 57 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:31,367 or we could lose everything. 58 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:35,329 - Principal Nichols, I have a message for you. 59 00:02:35,415 --> 00:02:37,199 - Just put the note on my desk, Geraldine. 60 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,811 - Oh, but it's awfully important. 61 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:41,596 - Later. I need to stay focused. 62 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:43,379 Happy kids. We need to see happy kids today. 63 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:46,340 Happy kids, happy kids. Happy kids. 64 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:48,864 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:51,388 - ♪ Don't want to go to school today ♪ 66 00:02:51,474 --> 00:02:54,043 ♪ The sun is red hot and I wanna play ♪ 67 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:56,567 ♪ But if I get caught they'll make me pay ♪ 68 00:02:56,653 --> 00:02:58,002 ♪ Detention again ♪ 69 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,961 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 70 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,181 - ♪ Math and social studies just ain't my thing ♪ 71 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,747 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 72 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,662 - ♪ Rocking with my band is where I'm king ♪ 73 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:10,233 ♪ Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test ♪ 74 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,365 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 75 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,670 ♪ Big Nate ♪ 76 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,237 [loud clang] 77 00:03:15,324 --> 00:03:18,545 [loud crash] 78 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:21,549 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,897 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,247 - Today's the day. 81 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,336 I'm finally making Jenny my Valentine. 82 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,729 - I didn't even know you liked Jenny. 83 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,252 - Yeah, well, my feelings for Jenny have been 84 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,429 in stealth mode since Kindergarten. 85 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:34,518 Wasn't sure I could commit to one girl. 86 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:37,433 But now that I've grown up, I've decided Jenny is the one 87 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,567 I want to spend the rest of my life with. 88 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,483 - Wow. All right. That--that's a lot to express. 89 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:44,353 - Yeah, well, that's why I need a grand gesture 90 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,312 to get her attention. 91 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,621 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 92 00:03:50,707 --> 00:03:53,754 - Artur. 93 00:03:53,841 --> 00:03:56,192 I'm gonna ignore his presence for now, 94 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,933 PS 38's handsome outsider that everyone thinks 95 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,459 is so interesting even though he isn't. 96 00:04:02,545 --> 00:04:04,243 - Flower, no. 97 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,723 Artur friend. 98 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:08,509 - [laughs] 99 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,074 All right. Now I gotta figure out 100 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,816 what my grand gesture is gonna be. 101 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:13,514 Grand gesture. Grand gesture. 102 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,038 - Today is that day. We're announcing the winner 103 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:20,084 of the Valentine's Day art contest. 104 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:24,394 Whoever it is will win a pizza party fit for a king. 105 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:29,007 - Ooh, a pizza party? Well, that sounds just grand. 106 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:32,446 Ooh, here comes my set. 107 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,795 - That does sound grand, 108 00:04:34,882 --> 00:04:37,711 like a very grand gesture indeed. 109 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:39,800 - Nate, you didn't enter the contest. 110 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:43,064 - The rules of your world do not concern me. 111 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:46,329 - Mr. Rosa, are you selecting the winner? 112 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:51,290 - Oh, no. Too hard. You know me. I'm a lover. 113 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:57,122 No hurt feelings with Mr. Rosa. I asked Coach John to decide. 114 00:04:57,209 --> 00:05:00,516 - Confiscated. Confiscated. Confiscated. 115 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:03,824 This is a good haul. I better get this to my office. 116 00:05:03,911 --> 00:05:08,524 [munching] 117 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,178 - I gotta act quick. 118 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,877 [sneaky music] 119 00:05:12,963 --> 00:05:16,490 ♪ ♪ 120 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,360 Pshh, amateur hour. 121 00:05:18,447 --> 00:05:21,886 [whistling] 122 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:25,237 Make way for a professional. 123 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,151 [footsteps tapping] 124 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,718 [gasps] 125 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,850 [doorknob rattling] 126 00:05:29,937 --> 00:05:33,550 - Why does the law require gym teachers to carry so many keys? 127 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:38,338 - [gasping] 128 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,122 [dramatic music] 129 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,036 - Hmmm. 130 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:46,737 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,826 Nate Wright. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 132 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,610 - [laughs] 133 00:05:50,697 --> 00:05:53,004 [clears throat] Attention. Attention. 134 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:56,225 I, Nate Wright, have won the art contest, 135 00:05:56,312 --> 00:06:01,447 and I shall be gifting my pizza party to all of PS 38. 136 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,666 [cheers and applause] 137 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,627 [Boston's "More Than a Feeling] 138 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:07,540 - ♪ So many people ♪ 139 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:08,629 [telephone rings] 140 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,021 - Hello. Generic Pizza Joint. 141 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,848 - [indistinct] 142 00:06:11,935 --> 00:06:17,028 - Wait. We sponsored a free pizza party at PS 38? 143 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:21,858 Doesn't sound like something I'd agree to, but okay. 144 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,384 Zeff, We got a big order. 145 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,733 Grab the extra boxes from the back. 146 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,952 - ♪ Please don't puke ♪ 147 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,911 [broom rattles] 148 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,521 ♪ These are the moments ♪ 149 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:34,872 - Well they ain't here. 150 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,918 - ♪ Please don't let go ♪ 151 00:06:37,004 --> 00:06:41,009 - Huh, he must have meant the outside way back. 152 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:44,012 [tense music] 153 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:50,975 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:01,812 [dramatic music] 155 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,598 - Hey, thanks for the pizza, dude. 156 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,338 - Ahh, no problem. Happy to do it. 157 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,514 - Nate, you're like a minor celebrity. 158 00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:11,038 - [laughs] I know. 159 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,649 Now I just have to find the right Valentine for Jenny. 160 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,173 Since I'm an award-winning artist, 161 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:17,132 I thought I might give her this one. 162 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:19,089 - Whoa, whoa. 163 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:22,005 You can't just dump a Valentine's Day card on Jenny 164 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,574 without some warning, especially a homemade one. 165 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,271 - Okay, why? 166 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,143 - She could freak out, and you'd end up scaring her off. 167 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,014 Not that it isn't already terrifying enough that you've 168 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:34,062 been secretly stalking her for the last six years. 169 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,411 - Hey, she was out with foot-and-mouth 170 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,629 for much of third grade. 171 00:07:36,716 --> 00:07:38,675 So technically, it's five years. 172 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:41,677 - Oh, okay. Let me run point on this. 173 00:07:41,764 --> 00:07:43,680 Jenny and I have actually spoken. 174 00:07:43,766 --> 00:07:45,420 - My man doesn't need an assist. 175 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,771 He's got this. Be direct. 176 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,034 - If your love for Jenny is real love, you can't hold back. 177 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,254 You have to tell her. My mom always tells me 178 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:55,649 to say "I love you" to my Nana before I hang up the phone 179 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,694 in case she never answers again. 180 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,959 - What's this? 181 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:04,745 - It's a pizza party courtesy of Nate Wright. 182 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:06,790 - What's the catch? - No catch. 183 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:10,053 Nate won the annual art contest. 184 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,447 - Hmm. 185 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,492 Nate Wright. - [gasps] 186 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:15,233 - Come here. 187 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:16,887 - Uh, y-y-yes, sir. 188 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:19,194 - You're telling me that you won the school art contest 189 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,891 with that bowl of fruit? 190 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:25,026 - Hi. 191 00:08:25,112 --> 00:08:27,637 - Uh, yes? 192 00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:31,511 [dramatic music] 193 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,294 - Good job, my boy. 194 00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:35,731 There's nothing kids like better than free pizza. 195 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:38,255 Look at all those happy faces. 196 00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:41,389 - Well, it's my pleasure to be part of the team, sir. 197 00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:43,173 - We're not a regular school today. 198 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,220 We're a cool school, am I right? 199 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,091 Here, give it up on the backhand side. 200 00:08:47,177 --> 00:08:50,181 [scatting] 201 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,966 Kids stay at school for free pizza, Galvin. 202 00:08:53,053 --> 00:08:54,576 I should have thought of this earlier. 203 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:58,798 Mrs. Corzini, I've decided to give away free cookies today. 204 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,365 - We no have enough. 205 00:09:00,451 --> 00:09:03,455 A lot of ones in kitchen bunker, they are expired. 206 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,543 - Well, those dates are really just 207 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:07,067 "suggestions," aren't they? 208 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:09,374 - Nyet. - Well, kids love free stuff. 209 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,812 and I'm keeping everyone happy today for our annual review. 210 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:15,554 Hey, kids. Who wants free cookies? 211 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,034 [cheers and applause] 212 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:20,298 It's nice being the good guy for a change. 213 00:09:20,384 --> 00:09:22,996 [chicken clucking] 214 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,696 - Easy. There's enough pizza for everyone. 215 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,743 - Where is Jenny? She's missing my grand gesture. 216 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,572 Ohh. Oh, no, no, no. 217 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:35,312 - Maybe she packed a lunch? 218 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:37,184 - How dare you. 219 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:40,448 - Psst. If we want pizza, we need to cut in line. 220 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,059 Do what needs to be done. 221 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,713 - [sighs] 222 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,498 - Nate, please tell me-- - Jenny? 223 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,152 ♪ ♪ 224 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,153 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 225 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,286 - Jenny! Hi! 226 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,592 - Whoa. Easy. Easy. 227 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,812 - Stop it. Stop it. Jenny, hi. 228 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:59,860 D-do you want to stand in line with us? 229 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,078 - We'd love to. Thanks. 230 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,342 - Huh? - Hey, where's my pizza? 231 00:10:05,429 --> 00:10:07,998 - Careful, children. I don't have insurance. 232 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,479 - [gasps] 233 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,653 - What's going on? 234 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:13,307 - There's--there's no more pizza. 235 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:14,831 - What? 236 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:18,139 - Don't worry. I snagged you a slice. 237 00:10:18,225 --> 00:10:20,880 We will never speak of what I had to do to get it. 238 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,274 - Mmm, nom-nom-nom-nom. 239 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,841 Hmm? 240 00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:27,756 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 241 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:31,195 - I'm so hungry. 242 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,457 - Dee Dee, quick. This is my chance to show Jenny 243 00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:35,198 how much I care about her. 244 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:38,375 I will feed the fire of hunger inside her. 245 00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:41,205 - Why don't you try introducing yourself first? 246 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,643 - Jenny! I can find you something to eat. 247 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,427 - Really? Thank you. 248 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,211 - Hey, Chad. Hey, where did you get that slice? 249 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:50,301 Are you hoarding food in the portables again? 250 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,302 - Guilty. 251 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:54,566 I like collecting food for both nourishment and fun. 252 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,307 Come on. 253 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,309 [upbeat music] 254 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,096 ♪ ♪ 255 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:04,359 - Hey, uh, after we get the pizza, 256 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,971 maybe a romantic picnic on the grass would be nice? 257 00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:10,365 - Sound great, friend Nate. - [groans] 258 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:14,543 [wind howling] 259 00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,717 - Ohh! 260 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:18,024 [all groaning] 261 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,462 - Uh, everything okay, guys? 262 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:25,336 [all groaning] 263 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,469 - [retching] 264 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,427 - Oh, gross. 265 00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:33,126 I'm gonna go now. 266 00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:34,389 Oh, no. 267 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:37,434 [retching] 268 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,610 - Uh, Chad? 269 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,307 - [retching] 270 00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:42,265 - Oh, no. 271 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:45,052 - I can't watch. 272 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,706 You shouldn't have brought us here. 273 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,273 - No, no, no, wait. We could...uh, uh, uh. 274 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,231 - We still have Nate's slice. We can share it. 275 00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:53,755 - No. I want Jenny to have it. 276 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,192 - This very kind, friend Nate. 277 00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:00,763 - Thank you, friend Artur. 278 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,461 - Take that, you pizza stealer. 279 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,376 - Uh, guys, did we all just see those kids barf 280 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,423 all over the portable? What if it was the pizza? 281 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:14,341 - Why are you trying to destroy my happiness? 282 00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:16,299 - Thank you. 283 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,302 - W-w-w-wait. Jenny. Jenny. Where are you going? 284 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,350 - Oh, no. 285 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,787 [retching] 286 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:28,182 - Teddy! 287 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:28,965 - Run. 288 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,447 - What? - Run! 289 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,014 [both screaming] 290 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,711 - It doesn't even look human. 291 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,278 - Students? 292 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,845 Students. - [retching] 293 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,542 What the devil... [gasps] 294 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,283 What could be going on? 295 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,459 [gasps] 296 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,895 Galvin, I've done a terrible thing. 297 00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,942 I gave everyone expired cookies. 298 00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,509 I think I poisoned the school. 299 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,336 Are you listening? 300 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,297 - It's okay, Wesley. I didn't eat any cookies. 301 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,602 Only pizza. 302 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,431 [retching] 303 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,607 Sorry, I just got--ooh. I'm almost finished. 304 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,480 Ooh. It's almost out. 305 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:07,830 [retching] 306 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,789 - The things I have seen in those bathrooms. 307 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:13,052 We have to close the school. 308 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:16,011 This is a Valentine's Day of Horror! 309 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,536 - It's okay. Everything is okay. 310 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,191 Everyone with second period lunch hasn't had any pizza. 311 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,498 They'll be fine. We'll keep the inspectors up there, right? 312 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:24,716 Easy peasy. 313 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,240 [bell rings] 314 00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:28,328 Okay, we're going to the multi-purpose room 315 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,244 to watch movies for the rest of the day. 316 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,722 How's that sound? Okay? 317 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,812 - Hey, Principal Nichols. 318 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,510 I'm wondering if you might consider letting us go home 319 00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:39,165 to be with our loved ones during this dark hour. 320 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,298 It would give those of us who need it 321 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:44,213 time to plan a new grand gesture of love. 322 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,650 - Grand gesture of love? Grand gesture of love? 323 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,610 You brought this pestilence to my school. 324 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,525 The pizza was bad. 325 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,918 [thunder crashing] 326 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,355 Stay here and stay quiet. 327 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,269 I'm gonna check on the other students. 328 00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,140 It probably isn't as bad as it looks. 329 00:13:58,227 --> 00:14:00,056 In fact, I know it's not. Ooh, happy day. 330 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,320 - Ahh, I wish Jenny was here. 331 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,408 - Are you still moaning over Jenny 332 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:09,849 when there is a food-pocalypse happening all around us? 333 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,504 - That's exactly my point. Jenny needs me to rescue her. 334 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,767 She's out there in the elements... 335 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,856 - It's sunny. - Alone. 336 00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,553 - She's with her boyfriend. 337 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,294 - We need to make sure she's okay. This is love! 338 00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:29,738 - Oh, happy day. 339 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,174 - Save you I will, my love. 340 00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,221 - Have you always been a mouth breather? 341 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,615 - We live forever here and be happy. 342 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,008 - What will we eat or drink? 343 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,532 - One Valentine's Day in Stylgravia, 344 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,620 all we had for eat and gift 345 00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:46,188 was back hair from local hunchback. 346 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:50,411 We feast this day. I might have some-- 347 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,759 - Maybe we could just eat that piece of pizza 348 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,283 from earlier instead. 349 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,677 both: Ahh! 350 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,374 Huh? Huh? What? 351 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,246 - Uh, are you okay, Principal Nichols? 352 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,509 - I'm fine. Everything is totally fine. 353 00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,686 Maybe we can find these kids a little bubble water 354 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,600 for their tum tums, right? I think so. 355 00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,125 And they'll be right as rain when the inspectors come. 356 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:13,042 - [moaning] 357 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,304 [retching] 358 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,611 - Better head to class, kiddo. You don't want to be late. 359 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,440 - That kid looks really sick. 360 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,355 - I'm sorry, what kid? 361 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:25,402 - The inspectors are gonna know something is wrong. 362 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,664 - I don't think so. I just need to show them one class 363 00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:29,580 and shut the other doors. 364 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,538 A little indigestion is nothing to worry about. 365 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,759 It'll probably be gone in an hour like a miracle. 366 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,023 - We're here. We'll talk to the inspectors 367 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,113 for you and tell them what a great job you're doing. 368 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,245 - Yeah, I-I appreciate that. But I-I need one full class. 369 00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:45,161 Two students won't do it. 370 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,381 - Even if it's two of your most remarkable students? 371 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,211 - That's what I'm saying. Those students are sick. 372 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,908 [both groan] 373 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,562 - Help! - That's Jenny's voice. 374 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,565 - [gasping] 375 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,436 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 376 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,611 - This is clearly destiny. 377 00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:03,701 You can't keep Jenny and me apart. 378 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:07,966 - It's gotten really bad out there. And Artur... 379 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,099 - Ooh, did something bad happened to him? 380 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:14,668 - Worse. He almost threw up on me. 381 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,323 He got so delirious, he tried to make out with a mop. 382 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,283 Then he picked a fight with a plunger and lost. 383 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,113 It might take me a few seconds to get over it. 384 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,681 Okay, I'm better. 385 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,029 - Hey, don't worry. 386 00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:30,553 We'll get through this together. 387 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,950 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 388 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,299 ♪ I just know your hair smells like ♪ 389 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:39,519 - I'm sorry. What's your name again? 390 00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:43,653 - [laughs] 391 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,221 - Jenny! Jenny is here. 392 00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:47,397 Now I have three. This is a sign. 393 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,965 A really good sign. You recovered. 394 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,923 The other students will recover too. 395 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:56,057 - I was never sick. - Exacalacaly. 396 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,711 - Should we call our parents to come get us? 397 00:16:57,798 --> 00:17:00,192 - No one is calling anybody! 398 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,629 How many times do I have to tell you? 399 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,371 We can't lose the school until the inspectors arrive. 400 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,634 I'm gonna get one full class of students if it kills me. 401 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,506 You stay right here. I need you. 402 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,811 We're all in this together. 403 00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:13,380 Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh. 404 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,599 - Well, there's only one thing left to do. 405 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:17,949 - Take out the principal. 406 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,777 - Yeah, you got--what? No. 407 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,605 No, I was gonna say go to the cafeteria 408 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,479 and find something to eat. I bet my Jenny is still hungry. 409 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:30,701 - I'm starving. Artur kept talking about hunchback hair. 410 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,050 Oh, Artur. 411 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,488 - Hey, no, no, hey. Hey, come on now. 412 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,317 It's best not to think of such things. Artur's gone. 413 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,405 A-and I'm sure whatever happened to him 414 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:43,148 was horribly painful and awful and just shocking. 415 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,542 But hey, we have to move forward. 416 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:50,547 [tense music] 417 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,160 - There, that ought to do it. You guys look great. 418 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,552 I see a lot of color coming back to your little faces. 419 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,294 Let's move away from the entrance, though. 420 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,078 Don't want the inspectors to get the wrong idea 421 00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:01,863 and think you might be under the weather. 422 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,734 I mean, I mean... 423 00:18:04,821 --> 00:18:09,044 - [shuddering] 424 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,961 - Ooh. Oh, sweet. Yo, Jenny, think fast. 425 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,659 - Oh, I don't like crumbs. 426 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,138 Do you think there's any ice cream instead? 427 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,837 - Good call. 428 00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,102 Okay, maybe no ice cream. 429 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,365 Hey, you know what? Maybe no food today to be safe. 430 00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,063 [gasping] 431 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:28,890 Huh? 432 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,326 [light rock music] 433 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,461 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 434 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,680 Ooh. Heh-heh, heh-heh. 435 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,117 - [retching] 436 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,728 I think I'm gonna be sick. 437 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:44,513 - I don't understand. You didn't eat any pizza. 438 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,559 - Expired. 439 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:47,951 - What? 440 00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:51,781 [dramatic music] 441 00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:54,175 No, Dee Dee. Not you. 442 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:55,960 I always thought those expiration dates 443 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,701 were just a suggestion. 444 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:03,445 Why? 445 00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:07,015 - Don't waste the gift of this moment. 446 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:11,627 Stop being in love with the idea of Jenny. 447 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,282 And instead get to know 448 00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:19,069 the girl and fall in love with her. 449 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,073 [retching] 450 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,255 - Boy, come on. We can't stay here any longer. 451 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,258 [dramatic music] 452 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,259 [all groaning] 453 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,259 - [gasps] 454 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:39,177 [all groaning] 455 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,049 ♪ ♪ 456 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:44,574 - Ahh! - Help...me. 457 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,707 - Ahh! 458 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:50,711 both: Ahh! 459 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,365 - [gasps] 460 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,019 This is it. 461 00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:58,153 I have to tell Jenny how I feel before it's too late. 462 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,548 Ugh, why am I still so nervous? 463 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,420 ♪ ♪ 464 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,728 - I can't believe you haven't closed the deal with Jenny yet. 465 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,250 - I don't want to blow my chance 466 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,339 by saying the wrong thing. 467 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,125 All I know is that I want her to be my Valentine. 468 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,779 - You are 11 years old. 469 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,913 Why is this even a thing? 470 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,176 Why are kids these days so serious? 471 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,657 Back in my day, if you liked someone you paid 472 00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:27,355 off their family, and the deed was done. 473 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:32,056 My advice, relax. Enjoy the moment. 474 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,579 Don't overthink it. 475 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,145 - But what if Jenny is the one 476 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,932 I'm supposed to be with forever? 477 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,499 How will I know? 478 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,934 - Oh, you'll know when you don't have to 479 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,415 ask that question. 480 00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:46,548 Good luck, kid. You got this. 481 00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:49,290 - Could Jenny really be the one? 482 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:54,426 Wait. Wait. Dan Cupid said, "Don't overthink it." 483 00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:56,079 Okay, okay. 484 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,865 Jenny, I have something to tell you. 485 00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:00,388 - What? 486 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:06,134 - Would you do me the honor of being my... 487 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,308 be my... - Ahh! 488 00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:09,049 - [retching] 489 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,443 - Gross. 490 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,228 - [retching] 491 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,010 Oh, no. 492 00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:16,012 One of Randy's pepperonis 493 00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:17,971 must have flown into my mouth earlier. 494 00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:19,233 - I have dance class after school, 495 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,584 and my carpool nanny will be waiting. 496 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,933 - [gasping] 497 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:27,721 - Je--Jenny. 498 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,200 Je--Jenny. 499 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,463 - Nate, how could you let her leave? 500 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:32,942 The inspectors! 501 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:37,773 - [groaning] 502 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,427 - Hmm? 503 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,082 "The inspectors have cancelled. 504 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,213 They will call you next week to reschedule." 505 00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:46,042 [laughs] Well, look at that, Nate. 506 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,001 Guess I worried for nothing, huh? 507 00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:50,700 E-excuse me a moment. 508 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,310 Ahh! 509 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,877 - [groaning] 510 00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:59,230 - ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪ 511 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,538 - Until we meet again, my love. 512 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,234 [retching] 513 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,801 Ahh, it's running down my leg. 514 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,548 - ♪ Being without you ain't easy baby ♪ 515 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:16,073 ♪ Sometimes I wonder if this is the end ♪ 516 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,250 ♪ We're lost in a tidal wave of vomit ♪ 517 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:23,732 ♪ Yet all I want now is to be your boyfriend ♪ 518 00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:27,693 ♪ Please don't puke ♪ 519 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,567 ♪ These are the moments dreams are made of ♪ 520 00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:34,788 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 521 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:38,574 ♪ I know it's a sign that you're my true love ♪