1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:03,480 [school bell rings] 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:06,092 - What do cave paintings teach us 3 00:00:06,179 --> 00:00:08,442 about early caveman life? 4 00:00:08,529 --> 00:00:11,707 They teach us cavemen were pigs and vandals 5 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:16,407 who needed discipline to keep them from drawing on walls. 6 00:00:16,493 --> 00:00:18,495 Let me tell you about hieroglyphics... 7 00:00:18,582 --> 00:00:22,021 - Welcome to Mrs. Godfrey's social studies class, 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,501 where learning goes to die. 9 00:00:24,588 --> 00:00:27,417 I mean, don't get me wrong. Most teachers are great. 10 00:00:27,504 --> 00:00:29,550 They work hard. Don't get paid enough. 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:30,943 Cry in their cars. 12 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,597 They're basically heroes. 13 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:33,816 Godfrey, though. 14 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:36,819 Godfrey is the devil! [growls] 15 00:00:36,905 --> 00:00:39,125 No, no, no. Wait, not the devil. 16 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,430 Chalkzilla. 17 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,478 [roars] 18 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:46,133 Ours is a battle eternal. 19 00:00:46,219 --> 00:00:48,222 Who will win? Undecided. 20 00:00:48,308 --> 00:00:51,789 But I promise you this: I will not fail. 21 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,792 My school. Nay, the world, needs-- 22 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,838 - Nate Wright! 23 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,057 Detention. - [grunts] 24 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,493 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oof! 25 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,103 [upbeat music] 26 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,715 ♪ Don't wanna go to school today ♪ 27 00:01:03,801 --> 00:01:06,370 ♪ The sun is red-hot and I wanna play ♪ 28 00:01:06,456 --> 00:01:08,807 ♪ But if I get caught, they'll make me pay ♪ 29 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:11,722 ♪ Detention again ♪ 30 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,335 ♪ Math and social studies just ain't my thing ♪ 31 00:01:14,421 --> 00:01:17,033 ♪ Rockin' with my band is where I'm king ♪ 32 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:22,081 ♪ Stealin' a teacher's teeth or bailin' on a test ♪ 33 00:01:22,168 --> 00:01:24,519 ♪ Ooh ♪ 34 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:28,870 [clatters] 35 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,268 - Heard about Godfrey. 36 00:01:34,354 --> 00:01:36,792 - Price of greatness. What can I do? 37 00:01:36,878 --> 00:01:38,489 Whoa! Dee Dee. 38 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:40,578 Why are dressed like a peanut? - [grunts] 39 00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:42,276 Ah! Get me my EpiPen! 40 00:01:42,362 --> 00:01:44,495 - I'm a cashew actually. 41 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:46,889 Drama club is doing a reimagining of the play 42 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:50,587 "A Raisin in the Sun" from the raisin's POV. 43 00:01:50,674 --> 00:01:52,807 It's about a bag of trail mix 44 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:56,638 that dreams of being more than just a snack for hippies. 45 00:01:56,724 --> 00:01:59,031 [gobbling] 46 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,858 - I wouldn't miss it. 47 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:03,861 Unless I ended up in a coma. Fingers crossed. 48 00:02:03,948 --> 00:02:06,299 - Nate, friend emergency! 49 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,301 Nate, is it true? 50 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,694 - Lot of ways I can answer that, Francis. 51 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,957 All of them awesome. 52 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:14,437 - Did you get detention again? 53 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,787 - Oh, yeah, but it's-- 54 00:02:15,873 --> 00:02:17,397 - That's your fourth detention this week. 55 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,965 One more, and you'll be... 56 00:02:20,051 --> 00:02:21,358 Gunted. - Gunted?! 57 00:02:21,444 --> 00:02:24,318 No. Nooooo. 58 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,884 Wait, what's gunting? 59 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:30,366 - Let me tell you about the Legend of the Gunting. 60 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:34,763 Brad Gunter was the most notorious kid at P.S. 38. 61 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:39,070 A legendary prankster and my personal hero. 62 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:41,465 He replaced every Frisbee in school 63 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:44,772 with hunks of baloney. 64 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,210 He made a replica of Principal Nichols' car... 65 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:49,951 - [yelps] - out of slime. 66 00:02:50,038 --> 00:02:52,781 He mounted an entire eighth-grade science class 67 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,651 on the ceiling. 68 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:58,090 [all grunting] Six kids went to the hospital. 69 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,527 All of them said it was worth it. 70 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,094 Brad Gunter was the first kid at P.S. 38 71 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,314 to get five detentions in one week. 72 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:08,013 After that, Brad Gunter disappeared. 73 00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:09,841 No one ever saw him again. 74 00:03:09,927 --> 00:03:12,365 - According to legend, since then, 75 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:16,760 any kid who gets five detentions disappears as well. 76 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:20,373 - [gasps] Don't let them gunt you down! 77 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,853 They can salt me. They can coat me in honey. 78 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,420 They can even roast me, 79 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,381 but I'll never give up where you are. 80 00:03:27,467 --> 00:03:29,905 That's from my monologue in the play. 81 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:32,123 - Look, getting gunted isn't a problem 82 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,951 because I only have two detentions, including-- 83 00:03:34,038 --> 00:03:36,171 - Uh, think again. 84 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,001 - [grunts] 85 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,611 - Detention one. 86 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,527 - Who'd like to feed Sheila? 87 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,355 - I got this, Mr. G. 88 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:51,448 - Ah! Their claws are like a hundred scissors! 89 00:03:51,534 --> 00:03:53,014 - Detention two. 90 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,019 - Need some help, Mr. Rosa? 91 00:03:57,105 --> 00:04:00,021 - Thanks, Nate, but only teachers are legally authorized 92 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,328 to touch school equipment. 93 00:04:01,414 --> 00:04:04,156 - [laughs] Right. Like that's a real law. 94 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:07,463 [all grunt, then scream] 95 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:10,598 - Detention three. 96 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:11,990 And including the one from this morning-- 97 00:04:12,076 --> 00:04:13,861 - Okay. Okay, fine. 98 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,472 But it's Thursday, so the chances of me getting-- 99 00:04:15,558 --> 00:04:16,778 - It's Tuesday. 100 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,605 - What?! Tuesday? 101 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,129 Francis, how could you let this happen? 102 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,130 - Me? - You're the obsessive, 103 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:25,526 trustworthy one who's supposed to save me from myself. 104 00:04:25,612 --> 00:04:27,353 - [chuckles] Burn. 105 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,271 - I have a responsibility to my fan base at P.S. 38 106 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,316 not to disappear. 107 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:37,146 They need me for leadership, inspiration, 108 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:41,324 and most importantly, dream weaving. 109 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,848 - Nate Wright speaks truth to power. 110 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,197 - Okay, so what are you going to do? 111 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,331 - Only thing I can do: 112 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,942 lay low until the Gunting is over. 113 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:53,901 [mysterious music] 114 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:58,471 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,865 - Laying low. Hoo-ha! [school bell rings] 116 00:05:00,951 --> 00:05:02,737 [laughter] 117 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,043 - Nate Wright! 118 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,915 - Oh, no! Mrs. Godfrey! 119 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:11,180 - [laughs] 120 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:13,269 Oh, I got you good, man. 121 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,576 - Aw, come on, Teddy. 122 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,228 Well, okay. I guess you heard too. 123 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,839 - Oh, yeah. 124 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,668 Nate Wright's possible Gunting, big news! 125 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,627 [laughs] 126 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:26,194 [sadly] I'm going to miss you. - Everyone's attention. 127 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:28,893 Principal Nichols is here to address the class. 128 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:33,768 Please show him more respect than you've ever shown me. 129 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,725 - Oh... - [whimpers] 130 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:37,249 - Hello, fellow kids. 131 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:39,250 Can I get a "what-what"?! 132 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,992 - What-what! 133 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,038 all: Ugh. 134 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,648 - Fabulous! All right. 135 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,956 So your favorite principal needs a favor. 136 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:51,394 A new student starts today-- Bentley Carter. 137 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,917 - Bentley Carter? 138 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,615 As in the Carter family who owns half of Maine? 139 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:58,923 - Why would they send their kid here to P.S. 38? 140 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:00,663 There are more rats in the school than students. 141 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,579 - Only during mating season. 142 00:06:02,665 --> 00:06:04,625 [laughs nervously, then clears throat] 143 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:07,540 What I do know is that now, if all goes well, 144 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:10,326 his rich parents might finally build us 145 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,502 that drone racetrack you've all been asking for it. 146 00:06:13,589 --> 00:06:15,461 Heh, heh? 147 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:17,201 - I don't think we've ever asked for that. 148 00:06:17,288 --> 00:06:19,290 - Not once. - Nope. 149 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:23,033 - So I need someone to show Bentley around. 150 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,731 I would consider it... 151 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:27,211 a personal favor. 152 00:06:27,298 --> 00:06:28,865 - [gasps] "Personal favor"? 153 00:06:28,952 --> 00:06:30,346 Ooh! Uh, Principal Nichols. 154 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,043 [school bell rings] [laughter] 155 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:37,048 - Nate, my boy, I can't thank you enough for doing this. 156 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:39,399 - Hey, I'm just glad I can help. 157 00:06:42,226 --> 00:06:44,795 - Ah, here's our new recruit now. 158 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,057 - Huh? 159 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:49,016 [eerie music] 160 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:50,932 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,237 - [giggles darkly] [fly buzzes] 162 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:59,418 - Oh, uh, I thought he was supposed to be crazy rich. 163 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,290 - You got the "crazy" part right. 164 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,596 - Bentley Carter meet Nate Wright, 165 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,990 one of our standout students. 166 00:07:06,076 --> 00:07:07,862 He's offered to show you around. 167 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,603 - Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 168 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:12,692 - [giggles darkly] - [grunts] 169 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:16,957 - I'm sensing a love connection here, heh? 170 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:20,483 Which means my responsibility is done. 171 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:22,528 Drone Racetrack. Make me proud. 172 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,315 - Check it out. 173 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:31,362 I pranked the principal and stole his underpants. 174 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,800 all: What? - Bentley! 175 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,497 That...is impressive. 176 00:07:35,584 --> 00:07:38,108 - Bentley, you can't steal the principal's underwear. 177 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:41,024 - I guess that means I should give his wallet back too. 178 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,939 - Whoa. Okay. 179 00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:45,899 Bentley, that's gone far enough. 180 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,858 - Hmm? 181 00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:49,250 Oh. 182 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,687 Oh, no. Not again. 183 00:07:51,774 --> 00:07:54,430 - Oh, that was close. But listen, Bentley, you-- 184 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,257 - He just ran off down the hall, giggling. 185 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,432 - [giggles darkly] 186 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,478 - Give me back my crutches-- oof! 187 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,615 [ominous moan] 188 00:08:06,702 --> 00:08:09,576 [Italian mob music] 189 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:14,101 ♪ ♪ 190 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,276 [dramatic musical sting] - [gasps] 191 00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:17,018 Oh, my! 192 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,367 The vegetarian surprise has run away. 193 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:21,848 Again. 194 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,372 - P.S. 38 can feel a little big, Bentley, 195 00:08:24,459 --> 00:08:27,288 but once you find your place, things get easier. 196 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,771 - I noticed there's no locks on the fences. 197 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,599 What keeps you guys from escaping? 198 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,036 [giggles darkly] 199 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:38,692 So I hear you're a prank guy, like me. 200 00:08:38,778 --> 00:08:42,652 Maybe we could team up, like Jack the Ripper and Dracula. 201 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,306 - Those were bad guys. 202 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,177 - [chuckles] 203 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:49,615 Baby steps, Bentley. I'm pretty advanced. 204 00:08:49,702 --> 00:08:51,355 [grunts] - Hey, watch out. 205 00:08:51,442 --> 00:08:55,490 - Hey, Nate, check this prank out. 206 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,972 [grunting] 207 00:08:59,059 --> 00:09:01,149 [panting] 208 00:09:01,235 --> 00:09:05,196 - Oh, I'd say that's more malicious vandalism 209 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:08,373 than a prank, but good try, Bentley. 210 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,027 Uh, Bentley? 211 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,725 - [sighs] He took off giggling again. 212 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:14,815 - Hey, that's school property! 213 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,469 - You've seen our ball, sixth-grader? 214 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,647 - Ball? What is this ball you speak of? 215 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,039 [laughs nervously] 216 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,607 - Let's get him! He's trying to confuse us. 217 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:29,003 - We need to find out more about Bentley Carter. 218 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,789 - Wet towels go in the bin near the door, Bentley. 219 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:35,749 Forget, and Coach John will lose it. 220 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,184 Right, Chad? - Oh yeah. 221 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,317 He takes it really seriously. 222 00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:41,581 [whispers] He was in the war. 223 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,278 - What does that have to do with wet towels? 224 00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:46,323 - I have no idea. 225 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,413 - [whistles] 226 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,980 - [giggles darkly] 227 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,894 - [screams] Thundering marsupials! 228 00:09:51,981 --> 00:09:54,855 We're under attack! Wait, what? 229 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,421 - [whistles] 230 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,900 - Hey, Coach John. 231 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,730 [alarm blares] 232 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:01,861 - Chad! [whistle toots] 233 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:05,081 - Thank you for your service. 234 00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,953 - I still think Nate's freaking out over nothing. 235 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,738 Brad Gunter is a myth. 236 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,522 Like Big Foot. Or trans fats. 237 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,655 - Group meeting under the table. Now. 238 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,309 - Mm-mm-mm. 239 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:20,009 - This is just like the table I sleep under at home. 240 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:22,186 - Problems with your new BFF Bentley? 241 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:25,320 - Yes! And whose fault is that, Francis? 242 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:28,452 - Me? I didn't see them trying to stop you volunteering. 243 00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:31,586 - [laughs] Oh, I'd never trust myself to give advice. 244 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,980 I know my limitations. 245 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,331 - And I was in character as a cashew. 246 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:39,463 If the subject had been dry roasting, maybe. 247 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,030 - Okay. Okay. Okay. 248 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,206 Francis knows he messed up. No need to rub it in. 249 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,209 - Ugh. - We need to do something 250 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,428 or Bentley's pranks are gonna get me gunted. 251 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:50,736 - Hmm. I bet we can get a look at his transcripts. 252 00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:53,609 - Code Red at 12:00. 253 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,219 - All right, meeting's over. 254 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,048 Get up there and get rid of him before he spots me. 255 00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,921 - Hey there, classmates. Nate around? 256 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:04,489 I wanted to show him this jar of wingless murder crickets 257 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,490 I'm gonna release on the lunch line. 258 00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,405 They are the biting kind. 259 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,059 Don't ask who tore off the wings. 260 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,888 It was me. [murder crickets shrieking] 261 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,456 - You can't let him do it! 262 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,413 - Oh. Sorry, Bentley. 263 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,111 Nate left already. 264 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:21,245 Could you hold off on the crickets a skosh? 265 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:24,422 [chuckles] Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't want to miss it. 266 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,120 - Gotcha. I don't want to disappoint him. 267 00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:31,081 I never had a bestie before, like Nate. 268 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,432 - I know he feels the same-- [yelps] 269 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,652 - Is anyone gonna eat that burrito? 270 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,046 - Oh, that's Chad's, but he's-- - [giggles darkly] 271 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,744 - Oh! Oh, there's beans in my eyes. 272 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,485 Beans! - Galvin's hit. 273 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,400 - [yawns] Hey, what did I miss? 274 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,967 - He did it! 275 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:49,709 - Chad! [whistle toots] 276 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,624 - [giggles darkly] 277 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:55,845 - Now get on those transcripts or more innocents like Chad 278 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,193 are gonna get hurt. [crashes] 279 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,636 - So any fun plans for today at school? 280 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,552 [both muttering] 281 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,206 [chuckles] I get it. 282 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,993 I didn't like school either when I was your age. 283 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,645 Then I got older and life came along 284 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,083 and my dreams of being a musician gave way 285 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,086 to the reality of being a single dad 286 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,870 and making a living, and, uh... 287 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,267 I'm gonna go get some more milk from the cow--the fridge, 288 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,096 in the garage. [sobbing] 289 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,316 - So I hear you're gonna get gunted. 290 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,578 ♪ A-gunting you will go, a-gunting you will go ♪ 291 00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:36,668 - What?! Who told you that? - You think we don't hear 292 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,365 about that kind of stuff in high school? 293 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:41,282 Oh, and FYI, I am totally using your bedroom 294 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,806 as a Pilates studio when you inevitably disappear. 295 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,503 - The Gunting is a legend. 296 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,375 [chuckles] Nobody really believes it. 297 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,419 Right? 298 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,380 [spooky music] 299 00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:56,644 [evil laughter] 300 00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:59,735 - You sure we're supposed to meet Dee Dee now? 301 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,172 - Yep. If we're gonna find anything on Bentley, 302 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,566 it'll be in Principal Nichol's office. 303 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,307 And just after lunch 304 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,657 is when he takes his secret nap in his car. 305 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,181 - [snoring] 306 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,836 - The internet is going to love this. 307 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,794 - Not really much of a secret. 308 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,274 - All that matters is his office is empty. 309 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:20,799 [flashy spy music] 310 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:24,368 - Why are you dressed like a...mall piano player? 311 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,892 - Yeah, one that goes home alone every night 312 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,283 to his 20 year old cat 313 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:29,982 and cries into a bowl of cold spaghetti. 314 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,768 Aw, I'm gonna call my Abuelo. 315 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,769 - I'm in character as Jane Bond 316 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,990 from last year's all-female re-imagining 317 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:39,774 of the 007 classic, "Thunderball." 318 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,691 ♪ ♪ 319 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,736 I took an online course on espionage for research. 320 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,913 Picked up a few things. 321 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,130 Stay close. 322 00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:57,183 All clear. 323 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,359 Fan out. 324 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:06,583 - Let's see. 325 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,585 "Drone & Country." 326 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,109 "Drone Appetit." 327 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,413 "This Old Drone." 328 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,720 Hmm... 329 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,852 - Huh, transcripts. 330 00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:17,072 [gasps] 331 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:21,120 Guys, check this out. [both gasp] 332 00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:23,297 We need to tell someone about this 333 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,515 before that fifth detention Nate is avoiding 334 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:28,345 [dramatically] finally catches up to him. 335 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,217 - Bentley, you have to stop! - [giggles darkly] 336 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,176 - And where did you get all these piglets? 337 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,613 [pigs oinking] 338 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,841 [panting] 339 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,235 - Oh. Hey, new bestie. 340 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,107 You going to the assembly? 341 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,849 - Bentley, the pranks need to stop. 342 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,764 If they don't, someone's going to get hurt. 343 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,548 - [giggles darkly] 344 00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:01,160 Isn't that what makes pranks fun? The pain? 345 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,206 - No! I mean... [chuckles] 346 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,991 Look, look, I get it. You admire me. 347 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,254 I mean, see the respect I get. 348 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,386 - Seems like most people just ignore you. 349 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,433 - It's subtle. Look regardless, I'm done. 350 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,739 I can't keep protecting you. 351 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,046 - I didn't ask for your protection. 352 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,918 Wait, what's the matter, Nate? 353 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,136 Afraid of a little competition? 354 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,052 - Oh, no. Nate Wright knows no fear. 355 00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,227 Yeah, that's right. 356 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,577 I'm speaking in the third person. 357 00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:30,754 - I like this school. Think I might stay awhile. 358 00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:33,279 Thought we'd make a good team, but if not, 359 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,543 maybe we'd make for better rivals 360 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:39,677 like Frankenstein and Amelia Earhart. 361 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:40,940 [happily] Gotta go! 362 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,072 Don't want to be late for the assembly. 363 00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:45,945 Or should I say "disassembly"? 364 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,643 [giggles darkly] 365 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,338 - [growls] 366 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,519 - "Destined for awesomeness"? 367 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,479 Pfft. Right. 368 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,697 - You okay over there? - [gasps] 369 00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,308 Hello? 370 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,485 Oh, sorry. I thought I was alone. 371 00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,835 - I can hear you moping from over here. 372 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,793 What's going on? - [sighs] 373 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,971 You know that feeling when something bad is gonna happen, 374 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,755 and, well, you want to stop it, but if you do, 375 00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,453 you'll get that fifth detention and disappear 376 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,107 and never see your friends again 377 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,980 or be able to shoot cheesy snacks into your dad's face? 378 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,068 [whimpers] 379 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:24,940 That's how I feel. 380 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,508 Like I blew it instead of being who I want to be. 381 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,642 Who I should be. 382 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,602 - "Destined for awesomeness"? - Yeah. 383 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,084 I mean, I didn't think it would be so hard. 384 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,823 - [chuckles] 385 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,610 If it was easy, Nate, everyone would be awesome. 386 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:48,094 - Hey, wait, how do you know who I am? 387 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,485 Who are you? 388 00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:52,053 - I go by many names. 389 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,404 The ancient Mayans called me Babajide el Embaucador. 390 00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:56,711 In the time of Romans, 391 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,018 I was known as Augustus Qui Decipitur. 392 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,149 But here, at P.S. 38, 393 00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,804 you know me by a different name. 394 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,240 - Brad Gunter?! 395 00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:07,939 But according to legend, 396 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,290 Brad Gunter disappeared years ago. 397 00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,815 How can you be here? - [chuckles] 398 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,685 I'm a legend, kid, 399 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,384 and legends get to come and go as they please. 400 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,169 You could be a legend someday too 401 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,387 if you remember one simple thing. 402 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,652 - Oh, yeah? What's that? 403 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,958 - Those who are destined for awesomeness 404 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,394 never keep their heads down. 405 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,919 [heroic music] 406 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,660 My work here is done. 407 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,922 [toilet flushes] 408 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,183 - Hmm? [gasps] 409 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,278 Whoa! I have no idea if that really just happened, 410 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,628 but it doesn't matter because I know what I need to do. 411 00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,592 all: Whoa! 412 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,550 [screaming] 413 00:17:58,032 --> 00:18:00,730 - [chuckles nervously] - Ow! My sternum. 414 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:03,559 - Before we begin, I'd like to thank the janitorial staff 415 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:06,214 for their continued gum initiative. 416 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:09,784 As of today, they have collected over 40 pounds of gum 417 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,916 from beneath school desks now, children. 418 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,833 [janitorial staff screaming] 419 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,008 According to the science teachers, 420 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,534 some of that gum is from 1821, 421 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,449 which is curiously before the school was built. 422 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,232 So, way to hustle, boys. Way to hustle. 423 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,192 Way to hu--oh, that's a lot of gum. That's a lot of gum. 424 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:27,932 [crashes] - Ow! My other sternum. 425 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,369 - Now to proceed with today's assembly, 426 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,674 I am here to talk to you about... 427 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,373 - Oh, no. 428 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,506 [dramatic music] 429 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,161 - [giggles darkly] 430 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,165 - Oh, this is exciting, kids, because... 431 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:45,211 - [gasps] 432 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,257 - Hmm? Hmm. 433 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,779 [evil laughter] 434 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:52,042 - [panting] 435 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,656 Sometimes the choice is simple. 436 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,572 Your social studies teacher has turned 437 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,096 into a Kaiju monster 438 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,185 and you must slay her before danger comes to the princess, 439 00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:05,752 who, in this case, is your principal. 440 00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:07,580 - [cutely] Oh, hi! 441 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,148 - Which actually looks pretty good on him. 442 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,284 [grunting] 443 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,243 [heroic music] 444 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:23,944 ♪ ♪ 445 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,773 [screams, then grunts] 446 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,166 [all scream] 447 00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:29,645 - Oh. 448 00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:32,866 So that's where the vegetarian surprise went. 449 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,565 [moans] 450 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,960 - [softly] Nate. Hey, Nate. - Huh? What? 451 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,048 [growls] Nate. Wake up. You're a hero! 452 00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:43,573 - [groans] A little help. 453 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,401 [splattering] 454 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,490 - Uh, no, thank you. - [gags] 455 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:50,363 You smell like an otter bathing in hot dog water. 456 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,713 - I was gonna say burnt cabbage lathered in diaper sauce. 457 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,585 - What happened? 458 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,153 - We found Bentley's transcript. 459 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,678 - Did he fill this out in crayon? 460 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:05,551 - Yeah, and check out the photo above his name. 461 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,292 - Nichols must have been so excited 462 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,903 about getting a rich kid in this school, 463 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,512 he never looked at the transcripts. 464 00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,079 - You can't prove that. 465 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,952 - So if Bentley's not Bentley, then who's Bentley? 466 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:19,305 - Turns out his real name is Merl Lazenbee 467 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,871 and he's an escapee 468 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:25,006 from the Institution for Criminally Insane Tweens. 469 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:28,401 Apparently, he's done this same thing before at other schools. 470 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,576 - Fortunately, Dee Dee alerted me. 471 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,144 I, in turn, called my lawyer, who after determining 472 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,843 the school was not liable, called the authorities. 473 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,452 - I'll get your underpants! 474 00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,238 I'll get all your underpantses! 475 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,282 Oh, we'll see each other again. 476 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:43,198 Might not be for another 40 years, 477 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,854 but you and me, we got a bond, Nate Wright. 478 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,290 Like Stalin and Hercules. 479 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,291 - Can't wait! 480 00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:52,859 Hold on. Yes, I can. Buh-bye. 481 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,165 - Phew! I owe you, Nate, 482 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,733 and your friends, a debt of thanks. 483 00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:01,651 - So I'm not gonna get that fifth detention? 484 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,784 - Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 485 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,741 You're still a degenerate. 486 00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:09,049 - No. In fact, after what you've done for the school, 487 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,791 I'm clearing all your detentions. 488 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,316 - [growls] 489 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,012 - This week. 490 00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,102 - [laughs nervously] 491 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,451 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 492 00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:21,236 - And there you have it. 493 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,151 Brad Gunter was right. 494 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:27,373 Those destined for awesomeness never keep their heads down. 495 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,548 Yep. You see how they look at me. 496 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:31,376 The envy. Jealousy. 497 00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:33,814 Admiration. 498 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,643 Heavy is the head that wears the crown. 499 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:40,733 Fortunately, I draw a really good crown. 500 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,474 - Nate Wright. - Huh? 501 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,347 - Someday, you'll be awesome too. 502 00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:47,740 I can feel it. 503 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:50,656 ♪ ♪ 504 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,835 - ♪ Will you stand above me? ♪ [laughter] 505 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:59,186 ♪ Look my way, never love me ♪ 506 00:21:59,273 --> 00:22:01,755 ♪ Rain keeps-- ♪ [clang] 507 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,146 - Sorry! 508 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:11,112 [upbeat music] 509 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:17,814 ♪ ♪