1 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:09,343 - [humming "Happy Birthday"] 2 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,612 [screams] - [laughs] 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,480 Don't worry, Doofus. It's just a headdress. 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,015 You better get used to this outfit because it is 5 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,385 what I will be wearing at the town's world famous 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,853 Ididnotarod sled-dog race later this year. 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,291 [chuckles] Got him good. - Uh, don't you mean Iditarod? 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:26,160 - It was Iditarod until the real Iditarod 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,428 sued for trademark infringement. 10 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,528 But it really makes no difference to me 11 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:29,929 as long as I still get to be 12 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:33,201 this year's ceremonial Husky Queen. 13 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,536 - [laughs] Husky Queen? 14 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,438 - It's a huge deal. 15 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,107 At the finish line, I, the Husky Queen, 16 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,576 will emerge from the ceremonial husky sculpture 17 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,311 to honor the winner. 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,113 - [laughs] Okay, okay. 19 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,414 Let--let me get this straight. 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,817 You're getting inside the husky sculpture? 21 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,353 Aren't you like terrified of tight spaces? 22 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,487 - Are you trying to sabotage me? 23 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,256 I get a little nervous, okay? 24 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,491 I get a little nervous, 25 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,128 but I'm sure I'm going to be fine, okay? 26 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,796 Oh, yeah, and happy birthday. 27 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,998 I left your gift in the orange juice container. 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,867 Mwah! - [groans] 29 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,405 [sighs] I hate you so much. 30 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,209 * Don't want to go to school today * 31 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,978 * The sun is red hot and I want to play * 32 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,548 * But if I get caught, they'll make me pay * 33 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,251 * Detention again * - Big Nate, Big Nate. 34 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,819 * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 35 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,756 * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 36 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:34,328 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 37 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,296 singers: * Ooh, ooh, ooh * 38 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,631 Big Nate! 39 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,768 [crash] 40 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,204 [together] Happy birthday, Nate. 41 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,905 - Go on, buddy. Open it. 42 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,105 - You should know 43 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,908 that birthdays make me a little anxious. 44 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,710 You get your hopes up and usually get let down. 45 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,746 Often there's a clown involved. 46 00:01:55,716 --> 00:02:01,289 "A Challenge for the Actor" by Uta Hagen. 47 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,022 - It's from me! Surprise! 48 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,825 Uh, can I borrow it when you're done reading it? 49 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,394 - Yeah, I'm done. - Oh, sweet. 50 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,331 - Whoa, 25 bucks. Sweet! 51 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,765 - [laughs] Corrections. 52 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,402 It's a savings bond that will be worth $25 53 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,271 once it fully matures in the year 2072. 54 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,772 - Thanks, everybody. 55 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,242 This is, uh, well, this is great. 56 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,776 - But that's not all, buddy. 57 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:26,514 Allow me to offer a gift of my own. 58 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:29,015 Hmm, hmm? The gift of song. 59 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:30,050 - Oh, please don't. 60 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,117 Please, please don't. 61 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,221 - * I cried myself to sleep * 62 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,355 * In the shower again * 63 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:38,558 [dogs howling] 64 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,895 - Hey, I think you have a fan, Dad. 65 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,598 - Well, thanks, son. That means a lot. 66 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,199 You know at times-- - Sounds great, Dad. 67 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,435 Any more presents? 68 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,569 - Uh, actually, yes. 69 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,271 You know, it turns out your Aunt Bee 70 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,173 didn't pass away last year. 71 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,575 - Whoa! This could be huge. 72 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,078 Aunt Bee is loaded. And she's rich! 73 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,213 [rock music] 74 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,649 Uh-- - Whoa. 75 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,783 Are those like designer bandages? 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,018 - Huh? 77 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,254 - Now you can heal like a rich person. 78 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,822 - It's a stamp collection. 79 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:10,691 Stamps. 80 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,094 The things you lick and put on mail. 81 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,697 - [sighs] 82 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,966 - Look at him, Martin. 83 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,368 Look how disappointed he is. 84 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,570 - That voice. Who--who is that? 85 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,906 - Martin, this is your medulla oblongata. 86 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,040 You're having a mild panic attack. 87 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,843 I'm here to pull you out when you need me. 88 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,546 - Are you a ghost? 89 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,915 - Oh, gosh, no. I'm future you. 90 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,352 - Why is future me naked and wearing a barrel 91 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,987 and a boot on my/your head? 92 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,525 - Because I/you let Nate down on his birthday. 93 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:49,530 Stamps and a song? Gee, thanks, Dad/me. 94 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,564 - Isn't it the thought that counts? 95 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,100 - I/we are naked in a barrel 96 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,069 and you don't want to know what I/us had to do 97 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,673 to get this boot hat. - Message received. 98 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,908 Right. So, uh, where were we? 99 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:04,544 Oh, yeah, uh, the big surprise. 100 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,646 - Big surprise? - Well, yeah. 101 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,782 You didn't think those stamps and a song 102 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,850 were all you were getting? Not on my watch. 103 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:13,454 And here it is. 104 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,788 [angelic choir sings] 105 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,557 - Whoa. You got me a credit card? 106 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,526 - No. No. Oh, heck no. 107 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,528 I'm gonna let you use my credit card 108 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,764 so I don't end up naked in a barrel. 109 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,600 - * I'm rich, yeah * 110 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,769 * I'm a rich little dandy so-and-so * 111 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,504 * I'm rich * 112 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,372 - Ah, ah-ah. 113 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,608 As long as it's under 50-- - Got it! Thanks, Dad. 114 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,677 [door slams] - Dollars. 115 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,012 - * Ba ba bup bup bup ba * 116 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,014 - [humming] 117 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,584 all: Oh, ah. 118 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:47,387 - Okay, how much is it now, uh, Jeff? 119 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:51,725 - It's Zeff, with a Z. Short for Zeffrey. Duh. 120 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,127 [cash register beeping] That'll be 41.99. 121 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:58,731 - Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not done here, Zeffrey. 122 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,500 Keep on scoopin'. 123 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,336 [Western music playing] 124 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,339 * * 125 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,475 - Oh. - Whoa. 126 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,343 * * 127 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,779 - She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 128 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,783 [orchestra swells] 129 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,651 - Nate Wright has been preparing 130 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,086 for this moment 131 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:20,754 his entire life. 132 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,824 Raised since birth to survive the cold... 133 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,893 [crying] Nate grew to thrive 134 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,661 in freezing temperatures. 135 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,863 [screaming] 136 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,072 Training himself each and every day 137 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,207 to be impervious to cold. 138 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:45,512 [gulping] Ah, training paid off. 139 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,247 No brain freeze. Hey, how you guys doing? 140 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,516 [all groaning] 141 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:51,183 Great! So what do we buy next? 142 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,952 - What do you mean? We just spent it 143 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,088 on the world's most expensive ice cream sundae. 144 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:59,225 - Well, yeah, but nobody said we could only spend 50 bucks. 145 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,430 I mean, Dad said, as long as it's under 50 bucks. 146 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,764 - Yeah, he was pretty vague. 147 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,899 - No, there's no way that's what he meant. 148 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,901 - Yeah, well, he wasn't super clear. 149 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,639 So I'm gonna assume he meant $50 per swipe. 150 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,807 You know, just to be on the safe side. 151 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,576 - Oh, you clean up real nice. 152 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,678 [screams] - [gasping] 153 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,047 It's just me, Dad. It's just me. 154 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:21,949 Did I scare you? - Oh, gosh, no. 155 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:24,552 I--I wanted to drop that plate. 156 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:25,952 What were you doing in the pantry? 157 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:29,122 - Oh, trying to get over my fear of enclosed spaces. 158 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,824 [laughs nervously] I saw the--the husky sculpture 159 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,860 that I'm supposed to jump out of at the ceremony, 160 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,928 and it's, um, it's a really tight squeeze. 161 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,630 I'm just, kind of, freaking out. 162 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,199 - I'm so proud of you, sweetie. 163 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,235 Having irrational fears is a Wright family tradition. 164 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,439 - It is? - Yup. 165 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,441 Ever since your great-grandfather Ebeneezer 166 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,709 was terrified that aliens invented jazz 167 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,911 to make teens worship Cthulhu. 168 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,213 - And, uh, what ended up happening to him? 169 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,949 - Eaten by bears. [burps] 170 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,550 Which I guess is a lesson... - [screams] 171 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,286 - About being afraid of the wrong things. 172 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:01,420 - Help me! - Anyhoo, your dear ol' dad 173 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,423 is here to help you get over your fears. 174 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,692 - And what makes you think you'd be able to help me? 175 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,928 - You may not believe this, but I too have known fear. 176 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:12,432 Snakes, voodoo, those weird European sirens 177 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,668 that go nee naw nee naw. 178 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,103 Warm toilet seats. Who made it warm? 179 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,372 Frozen urine icicles falling off of a plane latrine, 180 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:23,043 a larger one lands on me, not killing me, 181 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,077 but disabling me, forcing me to relive 182 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,781 that memory again and again. I overcame all of it. 183 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,216 Mostly. Let me guide you. 184 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,952 [engines whirring] 185 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,221 ["The Final Countdown" plays] 186 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,290 - $49.99 worth of racing, please, my good man. 187 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,459 - You got it. 188 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:40,994 - Hey, you're that dude 189 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,829 from the ice cream place, right? 190 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,966 - Scoopin' ice cream's how I pay my bills. 191 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,769 Slangin' go-kart tickets is my passion. 192 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,771 [rock music] 193 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:51,771 [beeps] 194 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,139 all: Ooh. 195 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,242 - Whoo-hoo! 196 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:58,478 [engines roaring] 197 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,648 - Guys, I can't seem to find 198 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,583 the hazard signals on this thing. 199 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,050 [engine roars] [screams] 200 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,353 - Once more around the park, Jeeves. 201 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,221 [beeps] 202 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:13,093 - [yells] Hey! This isn't fun, okay? 203 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,329 - Whoa, dude. How many jobs do you have? 204 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:19,399 - Dang, get off my back. 205 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,870 I'm saving up for a samurai sword. 206 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,773 - So how much to adopt a dog? 207 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,141 - Well, we got a ton of extras here. 208 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,276 They got dropped off because they weren't good enough 209 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,946 to cut it on a Ididnotarod team. 210 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,716 [dogs whining] - I can feel their pain, 211 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,918 crying out for sweet freedom. 212 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,453 - Quick question, how much if I adopt 213 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,823 all of them? [beeps] 214 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,359 [dogs barking] all: Whoa! 215 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,729 - [howling] 216 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,529 - Is that Spitsy? 217 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,999 - Whoa! - Ah! 218 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,268 [dogs barking] 219 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,136 - Oh, we got to go after them, right? 220 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,871 - I don't know, they seemed happy. 221 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,307 Plus, we still have the credit card. 222 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,775 [laughs] 223 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,244 - It's all about the superior altitude. 224 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,312 - Oh, you're getting too close to mine! 225 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,748 * * 226 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,149 [negative tone] 227 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,250 Oh, well that's never happened before. 228 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,220 Here just, uh, just rub it on your shirt 229 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,022 and try again. - I did. 230 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,024 Pretty sure it's maxed out, bud. 231 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,927 - Huh? Maxed out? 232 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,567 - [groaning] Oh, no, no. My dad's gonna kill me. 233 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,836 - Dios mio. 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,404 To be financially ruined by your own son. 235 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,741 I just hope his weak heart can handle this. 236 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:36,809 Ow. - What he means is, 237 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,812 we still have our friendship. 238 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,815 Which is the most priceless treasure of all. 239 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,584 - Oh, no, no, no! 240 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,419 - That was really dorky, Francis. 241 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,722 - Why can't you take anything seriously? 242 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,292 - Hey, I take this so seriously. 243 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,726 Purple nurple! 244 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,629 [laughs] - [screams] 245 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,432 - Ah, come on. Not helping. 246 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,971 - Oh no. Nate, is everything okay? 247 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,874 She asked, hoping the answer was no. 248 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,075 - All right, Ellen, if you're here to ask me 249 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,609 to throw a tennis ball for you to fetch. 250 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,211 I'm just--I'm not in the mood. 251 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,611 - Elle, are you ready? 252 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,614 - Well, a Husky Queen's job is never done. 253 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,984 I hope you feel better, Nate. She lied. 254 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:19,787 - Huh? 255 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,456 - [grunts] 256 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,092 - All right, so I'm just gonna say it. 257 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,028 I've got a lot of questions. 258 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,330 - I've been dabbling in mountain climbing lately 259 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,033 to beef up my special skills section on my headshot. 260 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,605 And I have the cure for what ails you. 261 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,573 A benefit concert for you. - Uh-- 262 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,911 What is $6,000 in debt mean? 263 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,712 Is that another band that's playing? 264 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,014 - No, no, I've set up a fundraising page 265 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,381 on Fundcrusher Plus. 266 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,918 We're going to livestream a concert 267 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,619 and get donations to help us pay down 268 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:56,288 the $6,000 debt you owe. 269 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,524 - Owe? 6,000? 270 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,527 That's like a billion in kid dollars. 271 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,261 - Ah, don't be so dramatic. 272 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:06,466 It's more like, 500 million in kid dollars. 273 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,335 - Why would people donate money to bail out 274 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,169 Nate's ridiculous spending? 275 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:14,474 - Well, I may have hinted that Nate has a rare disease-- 276 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,009 Rashisniffachondria. 277 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,778 Yeah, symptoms include: dry, itchy rash. 278 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,347 - Wait, wait, wait. I really am kind of itchy. 279 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:22,982 - Loss of sense of smell. 280 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,618 - Hang on. You guys smell that? Me neither. 281 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:27,053 - Dry mouth. 282 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,057 - [crunching] Mouth so dry. 283 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,095 Please tell me there's a cure. [crunching] 284 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,697 - Oh, Nate, there is no cure because I making up 285 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:40,133 the symptoms as I go. - Oh, well, that's perfect. 286 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,001 Hey, Dee Dee, your idea sounds totally insane. 287 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,202 Let's do that. 288 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,304 One, two, three, four. 289 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,908 [rock music plays] 290 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,110 * * 291 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,312 [inaudible] 292 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:57,549 * * 293 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:01,488 [panting] 294 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,023 - Holy cow! 295 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,357 Who knew dishonest grifting could be such a moneymaker? 296 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,659 - Pretty much everybody, man. - Billionaires, for sure. 297 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,230 - You guys, we just broke $200,000, 298 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:15,268 but we spent $207,000 putting on the concert. 299 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,403 - What? 300 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,940 [ticking] 301 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,442 - [gasping] 302 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,811 Are you sure this is gonna work? 303 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,979 - As long as you trust my system. 304 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,280 - Okay, your system is weird. 305 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:31,384 - A lot of things seem weird until they seem normal. 306 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,552 - Is it normal that I have 307 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,187 a moldy banana peel down my pants? 308 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,057 - Why don't you jump back in the dumpster and find out? 309 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,792 - [groans] 310 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,561 [gasping] 311 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,663 [pumped electronic music] 312 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,698 * * 313 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,135 [bird chirruping] [gasping] 314 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,107 Whoo! How was that? 315 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,375 - You're ready. 316 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,544 My precious daughter is gonna be the best 317 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,947 Mutt Duchess this town has ever seen. 318 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,850 - Oh, it's actually Husky Qu-- 319 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,284 [sighs] I love you too, Dad. 320 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,456 - Oh, hey, Ellen. You busy? 321 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,424 - Just organizing a task force to address the recent 322 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,995 epidemic of stray dogs terrorizing Rackleff. 323 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:18,298 - Oh, yeah, wow. No, I-I-I heard about that. 324 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,467 Yeah, but, uh, no I had absolutely no involvement 325 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:24,571 in-in whatever's going on with-with all the dogs. 326 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,806 Hey, really proud of how seriously 327 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,908 you're taking your role as Husky Queen. 328 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,945 - It-it's Husky Qu--wait. 329 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,614 You actually said that correctly. 330 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,948 Why are you being so weird? 331 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,817 - No, it's not weird for a brother to be nice 332 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,855 to his genius sister, is it-- okay, I can't. 333 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,923 Look, I have too much integrity to be nice to you. 334 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,692 I got in some trouble with Dad's credit card, 335 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,759 and I need advice. 336 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,462 - Oh, I love seeing you so desperate. 337 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,831 If I help you, you have to agree 338 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,903 to be my indentured servant for the next six months. 339 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,404 - Six months? Oh, oh. 340 00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,838 [groans] Fine. 341 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,274 What's your brilliant plan? 342 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,710 - My plan, young Nate, is simple. 343 00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:07,547 The Ididnotarod has a $10,000 cash prize. 344 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,216 All you have to do is win it. 345 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,619 - All I have to do is win a sled-dog race? 346 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:15,621 I am not a sled-dog racer. 347 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:18,325 Where would I even find the dogs-- 348 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,027 [barking and howling] 349 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,195 Mm. 350 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,869 Where the heck did this net-launcher come from? 351 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,870 - Oh, I interned with the Tokyo Police Department 352 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,306 to research a role. [crunching] 353 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,975 - We got one! 354 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,878 all: Huh? [crunching] 355 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,048 - Chad, what the heck? 356 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,250 - What? I'm carb-loading. 357 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,886 It's my cheat day. What-what are you guys doing? 358 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,956 - Eh, like every other day, we're trying to recruit 359 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,625 a team of sled-dogs to win the Ididnotarod. 360 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,994 - It could be going better. 361 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,996 - Oh. You guys need an alpha. 362 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,630 When my parents were crate-training me, 363 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,068 I learned that dogs are always looking for an alpha. 364 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,104 I'm still looking for mine. 365 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,274 - I think I know just the alpha. 366 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,243 So you see, Spitsy, we need your help. 367 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,711 We need you to become the strong leader 368 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,214 you were meant to be. 369 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,384 - [sneezes] 370 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,287 - [whimpering] 371 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,054 [emotional string music] Is this what you want? 372 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,291 I'm begging you to save, not just me, 373 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,758 but my family. 374 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,894 My father is not a strong man. 375 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,429 I mean, I've seen quilts more intimidating than him. 376 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,633 And I can barely focus long enough to dress myself. 377 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,402 We won't make it. 378 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,238 Spitsy, please save us! 379 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,073 With liberty and justice for all. 380 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,241 [coughs] 381 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,614 - Uh, are dogs supposed to cough up hairballs? 382 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:49,015 - This isn't going to work. 383 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,450 Nate's gonna be grounded for life 384 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,120 and we'll all be social pariahs by association. 385 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,423 And your poor father, sweet, simple Martin, 386 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,690 is going to lose the house. 387 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,491 You'll be living in some tent city and-- 388 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:03,763 - [howls] 389 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,067 [howl continues] 390 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,041 - Guys, we did it! 391 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,643 Now all we need is a sled, some harnesses, 392 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,346 to learn how to drive a sled, and to get these reject dogs 393 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,280 ready to race against expensive, purebred, 394 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,549 well-trained sled-dogs. [laughs] 395 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,318 It almost seems too easy. 396 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,793 - [yodeling] 397 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,696 [dogs whimpering] 398 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,498 - Hey! 399 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,033 * * 400 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,003 [both breathe deeply] 401 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,005 [tense music] 402 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,043 * * 403 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,445 - [grunting] 404 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,480 Husky Queen. 405 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,383 - Now, I know what you're thinking. 406 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,585 Dog-sled race, snooze. 407 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,352 That's gonna be boring to watch, 408 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,123 but don't worry, Nate Wright's gonna make it-- 409 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,357 [thunder cracks] Awesome. 410 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,826 [rock music plays] 411 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,162 [beeping] 412 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,463 [car engines roar] 413 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,266 - Heck yeah. 414 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:20,472 * * 415 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,744 Hey, Principal Nichols! Mr. Galvin. 416 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,713 what are you guys doing here? 417 00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,981 - No idea, Nate. It's your fantasy. 418 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,518 Now if you don't mind, 419 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,385 I have a strange need to destroy you. 420 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,453 [tires squeal] 421 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,457 [dramatic music] 422 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,359 * * 423 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,295 - Bet you weren't expecting this? 424 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,496 [electric guitar plays] 425 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,397 - I can safely affirm that. 426 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,567 No, I was not expecting that. 427 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,902 * * 428 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,203 [farts] 429 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,240 Whoa! Butt fire blasters? Awesome. 430 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,009 Do I have that? Yep, sure do. 431 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:04,116 * * 432 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,987 - No! - Whoo-hoo! 433 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,221 - Whoo-hoo! 434 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,424 Finally got that samurai sword, buddy. 435 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:16,163 * * 436 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,564 - [growls] 437 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,669 Whoa-oh, better pray for a miracle, Spitsy. 438 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,538 - Did someone call for a miracle? 439 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,307 - Dee Dee! - Don't forget about me. 440 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,041 [laughs] - Teddy! 441 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,544 Oh, fantastic! 442 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,680 Now all we need is Chad. - Present. 443 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,082 - Okay, we're almost there. 444 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,184 Let's make this count, gang! 445 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,453 [car engines roar] 446 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,123 Whoa, Mrs. Godfrey? 447 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,057 - Oh, hi, Mrs. Godfrey. 448 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,094 * * 449 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,962 - Recuérdame! 450 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,664 - No hard feelings, bud. 451 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,933 - Teddy! - Focus, Nate. 452 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,635 You're almost at the finish line. 453 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,438 I'll buy you some time. I once played a goat-- 454 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,138 - No time for your résumé, Dee Dee. 455 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,673 [tires squeal] 456 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,878 - Huh? Ooh. 457 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,146 - Dee Dee, no! 458 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,550 - It's okay, Nate. Finish what you started! 459 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,986 - Okay, we got this. We got this. 460 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:19,925 * * 461 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,961 - [panting] 462 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,430 Huh? Huh? 463 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,531 [jazz music plays] 464 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,400 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 465 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,701 [screams] 466 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,738 [barking] - Ow, ow, ooh. 467 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,074 - Ellen! 468 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,679 Honey, it's me, Daddy! Can you see my eye? 469 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,213 It's peering through the butthole 470 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,615 and it's very proud of you. 471 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,317 - Dad, gross! But thank you. 472 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,220 I did it. I conquered my fear. 473 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,221 Now get me out of here! 474 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,721 - Don't worry, honey. 475 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,258 I'm going to go find something and I'll be right back. 476 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,460 - [sniffs] Aroo? 477 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,894 [laughter] 478 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,128 - [sighs] 479 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,698 Well, at least it can't get any worse. 480 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,268 - Uh, Nate, I think your dad is violating that husky. 481 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,501 - Hmm? 482 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,936 Dad! What are you doing? 483 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,540 - I'm saving your sister. [grunting] 484 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,109 - Dad! 485 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,912 I'm almost--[screams] 486 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,547 [crash] 487 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,182 [groans] 488 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,684 - Ellen, are you okay? 489 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,919 - How many fingers am I holding up? 490 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,623 - [slurring] That's right, get a good look. 491 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,026 I'm your Husky Queen. 492 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,161 - I got ya. Whew! 493 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,564 Come on, Ellen. I got the aspirin. 494 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,099 - Well, you almost prevailed. 495 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:36,134 - Yeah, that would've played out different 496 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,471 if Spitsy hadn't fallen in love with the wooden dog. 497 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,640 - You need backup when you tell your dad the bad news? 498 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,343 - No, this is my fault. 499 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,943 I got to come clean. 500 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,517 Uh, Dad? - Yes, my wonderful son? 501 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,817 - I maxed out the credit card 502 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,085 and then tried to win that weird sled-dog race 503 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,820 to pay the money back. And-- 504 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,655 Well, who could've known Spitsy 505 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,458 was such a hopeless romantic? 506 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,159 - Yeah, I knew. 507 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,795 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you being so calm? 508 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,497 Are you about to snap? 509 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,199 - Because this stamp, right here, 510 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,536 is a rare misprint that's apparently worth 511 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,605 over $15,000. 512 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,973 - Yes! So we can sell it and pay down your credit card debt? 513 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,609 I mean, my credit card debt. 514 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:21,113 Hey, um, I--I'm sorry I messed up, Dad. 515 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,349 I'm really glad we could work this out. 516 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,217 Um, thanks. 517 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,920 - Thank your sister for spotting the misprint. 518 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,955 She bailed us both out. 519 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,089 - Ellen? 520 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,460 - You're annoying, but we're family. 521 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,461 And we've got to stick together. 522 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,498 Plus, I knew Dad would never be able to pay down the debt 523 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,800 between his limited skills and non-existent career prospects. 524 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,371 - [laughs] She's right. 525 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,638 That would've been a disaster. 526 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,241 - So, that profit left over... 527 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,378 you know that stamp was a gift to me. 528 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,614 - Have we talked about your punishment yet? 529 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,449 - Whatever money is left should go to you. 530 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,785 - I love this family. 531 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,219 - Dad, don't lean on the cabinet. 532 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,824 - Yep, best birthday ever. 533 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,898 - [yodeling] 534 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:19,905 * *