1 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:04,917 - [snoring] 2 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:07,354 - So Annie Edson Taylor was, like, the first person ever 3 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,488 to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and not die. 4 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:14,057 - Whoo-hoo! Haha! 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,537 - Why would someone do that? 6 00:00:16,624 --> 00:00:18,322 - She thought she'd make money off the publicity. 7 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,454 She was a teacher, so she was, like, super broke. 8 00:00:20,541 --> 00:00:23,283 - [sips] [groans] 9 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:25,851 - Anyway, that's why I did my International Women's Day 10 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,766 report on Annie Edson Taylor, 11 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,463 'cause I think it's, like, totally amazing 12 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:32,031 when somebody sets a record. - [sighs] 13 00:00:32,118 --> 00:00:33,641 [soft acoustic music] 14 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:35,252 [bell rings] 15 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,863 Thought-provoking report, Jenny. 16 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,474 Perhaps we could, uh, discuss it later over burritos? 17 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:41,867 Whoa! 18 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,825 - Jenny, I am love your report 19 00:00:43,912 --> 00:00:46,089 about record-setting waterfall woman! 20 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,395 In Pashkov family, all women set records 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,354 back in Stylgravia! 22 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:54,271 Mother had longest incisors in Stylgravian history. 23 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:58,623 Grandma Bubina did longest nap ever taken inside of a goat. 24 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,190 [goat bleats] 25 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:03,932 - That is so awesome. Record-setters are so cool. 26 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,978 - Jenny's into record-setters, huh? 27 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:08,372 Well, then, I'm gonna have to set an epic record 28 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,809 that proves to her once and for all that I, 29 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:14,291 Nate Wright, am the greatest of all time! 30 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:15,683 [screams] 31 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,294 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,557 - ♪ Don't want to go to school today ♪ 33 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:22,734 ♪ The sun is red hot and I wanna play ♪ 34 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,953 ♪ But if I get caught they'll make me pay ♪ 35 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,520 ♪ Detention again ♪ 36 00:01:26,607 --> 00:01:28,305 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 37 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:29,436 - ♪ Math and social studies just ain't my thing ♪ 38 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,916 - ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪ 39 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,874 - ♪ Rocking with my band is where I'm king ♪ 40 00:01:32,961 --> 00:01:38,532 ♪ Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test ♪ 41 00:01:38,619 --> 00:01:40,752 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 42 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:41,665 ♪ Big Nate ♪ 43 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,581 [loud clang] 44 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,191 [loud crash] 45 00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:49,717 - OK, step aside, people. 46 00:01:49,804 --> 00:01:52,546 Make way for PS 38's next record-setter. 47 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:55,332 - Dude, you've already got the detention record. 48 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,856 Don't get greedy. - Let me guess. 49 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:59,466 This has something to do with Jenny saying 50 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,468 she thinks it's cool when people set records, right? 51 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,079 - Pfft. What? 52 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,256 Jenny's got a thing for record-setters? 53 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,170 Yeah, I totally forgot about that. 54 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,650 So, anyways, check it out. 55 00:02:09,736 --> 00:02:11,609 I went to the library. 56 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:15,265 - The library is the seventh best-smelling room in PS 38. 57 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,049 - Chad Fact. 58 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,834 - And I got this book, Rackleff Records. 59 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:22,009 So all I got to do is pick something in there 60 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:24,361 and do it slightly better! 61 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,580 - Whoa, this lady set the record 62 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,408 for wooliest nose hair. 63 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:29,714 [elephant trumpeting] 64 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,237 #LifeGoals! 65 00:02:31,324 --> 00:02:33,196 - Do you have any unusual body phenomena? 66 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,807 - Well, I've always suspected my tongue 67 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:39,202 is kind of on the long side. [bell dings] 68 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,812 [fly buzzing] 69 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,118 - [slurping] - Ugh, ew! 70 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,990 - Sorry, Nate. Chad's got you beat there. 71 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,210 - Hmm, maybe if you stretch it-- 72 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,211 - Ugh! - Hello, friends. 73 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,997 Do not forget, I am invite all of you 74 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,695 to Scoopsies parlor of ice creams tonight 75 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:56,871 for my Lacagravitmulch ceremony! 76 00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:00,092 - Man, I wish I could pronounce Lacagravitmulch ceremony, 77 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,876 'cause then I could ask, 78 00:03:01,963 --> 00:03:04,314 what is a Lacagravitmulch ceremony? 79 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,359 - How many nipples you've got? - Uh, two? 80 00:03:06,446 --> 00:03:07,578 - Darn it! 81 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,623 - Lacagravitmulch ceremony is when 82 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,887 young man leaves old family behind and celebrates 83 00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:14,019 with new family. 84 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:14,976 - Aw. - Ugh. 85 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:16,804 - Family of friends. 86 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:20,808 And Jenny, you are most important family of all. 87 00:03:20,895 --> 00:03:22,941 - That is so sweet! 88 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,508 I'll totally be there after my class. 89 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,205 - [groaning] 90 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,120 - What are the chances you can produce over 800 pounds 91 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,731 of earwax before you turn 18? - Slim. 92 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:33,604 I'm gonna have to actually do something awesome, 93 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:36,346 which, let's be honest, that's my specialty. 94 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,826 Hmm. Whoa! 95 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:40,654 Booyah! That's five! 96 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:42,699 [laughs] Is this a record? 97 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:45,485 - The record number of toilet paper rolls stacked 98 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:50,708 on top of a forehead is 101. You're almost there, Nate! 99 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:53,145 - [inhales deeply] Whoa! 100 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:56,844 Whoa! [screaming] 101 00:03:56,931 --> 00:04:00,152 - The record for longest time spent in a maggot bath 102 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:03,024 is 8 and 1/2 days. 103 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:05,244 - [whimpering] Oh, OK. 104 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:07,594 This isn't terrible. [chuckles] 105 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,117 [retches] 106 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:11,381 OK, they're crawling in my-- no, no, no! 107 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,643 I can't do it! 108 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,166 [jazz music] 109 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,646 - Keep going, Nate! 110 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,387 The longest consensual ballroom dance 111 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:19,084 between a human and a crocodile is 14 minutes and-- 112 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,303 - [screams] 113 00:04:20,389 --> 00:04:21,913 [all screaming] 114 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,088 - [burps] - [screams] 115 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,177 Ugh! - [burp] 116 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,571 [applause] - Sorry, bruh. 117 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:30,269 Guess he's just not that into you. 118 00:04:30,356 --> 00:04:32,097 - [groans] Setting an epic record 119 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,750 should not be this hard! 120 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,275 - Maybe you can find something you're already good at 121 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:38,669 and figure out a way to take it to the next level. 122 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,540 - Great idea, Deeds. OK, let's see. 123 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:43,238 Ooh, I'm good at eating ice cream! 124 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,457 Yeah, what's the record for that? 125 00:04:44,544 --> 00:04:46,285 Oh, man. 126 00:04:46,372 --> 00:04:48,113 Somebody already ate all 65 flavors of ice cream 127 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,551 at Scoopsies. - Oh, yeah, Finnegan Abrams. 128 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:54,162 He has a plaque on the wall there. 129 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:57,775 He was a god amongst mortals. 130 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,429 [soaring orchestral music] 131 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,213 - [slurping] 132 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,432 - [groans] No fair! 133 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,085 The good records are already taken. 134 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:05,609 - Wait a second, bruh! 135 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,262 Didn't Scoopsies just drop a new flavor? 136 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,742 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're right! 137 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:12,355 Yes, they did! 66 scoops, here I come! 138 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,792 [elegant orchestral music] 139 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:17,142 - Hey, guys, I'll have to cut today's lesson short 140 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,449 'cause I've got a thing, so let's get right to it, OK? 141 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:20,841 I seriously hope you did the reading. 142 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:23,801 The final is in, like, a week, and you for real 143 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,586 gotta pass it to graduate from Advanced Astrophysics. 144 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,371 OK, so today, I thought it'd be cool to talk about 145 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,242 how stellar black holes create microquasars 146 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:31,765 and how supermassive black holes 147 00:05:31,852 --> 00:05:33,637 create active galactic nuclei. 148 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,552 ♪ ♪ 149 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,770 [upbeat pop music] 150 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:38,337 - Oh! Mm, mm. 151 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:42,646 - And last but not least, my man, our newest fla-vor. 152 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,170 - [gasps] The 66th scoop! 153 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,780 [chuckling] 154 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:48,739 As soon as Jenny shows up for Artur's party, 155 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,871 she'll discover that I, Nate Wright, 156 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,873 have set an epic record. 157 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,572 She'll be eating ice cream right out of my hand! 158 00:05:58,705 --> 00:06:01,491 [triumphant orchestral music] 159 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,841 ♪ ♪ 160 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,146 - [screams] 161 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,539 [glass shattering] 162 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:07,845 - [gags] Zeff, are you trying to... 163 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,021 [gagging] Poison me? 164 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:13,111 This ice cream tastes like frozen toilet water. 165 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:16,593 - Now, now, little buddy, the funk is intentional. 166 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,074 Flavor number 66 is artisanal egg salad. 167 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:21,598 The millennials are digging it. 168 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,905 - [gagging] - Huh? 169 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,039 - [gasps] 170 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,302 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,523 - Oh, friend Nate, you are already here! 172 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,569 Welcome to my Lacagravitmulch ceremony! 173 00:06:36,656 --> 00:06:38,789 - [gagging] I wouldn't miss it. 174 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,834 Hey, what's with the spaceship? 175 00:06:40,921 --> 00:06:43,489 - Rocket is symbol of Artur's childhood! 176 00:06:43,576 --> 00:06:46,492 As soon as first tuft of black hair sprouts 177 00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:48,842 from my body, this rocket will launch 178 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:52,672 into space for to signify my ascent into manhood! 179 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:54,369 - Uh-huh. 180 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,110 - Pretty exciting, huh, friend Nate? 181 00:06:56,197 --> 00:06:58,156 Since you are early to party, 182 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,854 you have glorious honor of butter my back 183 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,595 to stimulate follicles! 184 00:07:02,682 --> 00:07:04,510 - Come on, Nate, stimulate us. 185 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:06,381 - [retching] 186 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,823 - Uh, Houston, I'm now in range 187 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:13,954 of the black hole's gravitational-- 188 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,608 [screams] 189 00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:18,089 So anyway that's why you shouldn't fly too close 190 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,134 to the ergosphere of an event horizon, I mean, 191 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:22,180 unless you want your hoozits and whatzits crushed 192 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,225 into an infinite density. [laughs] 193 00:07:24,312 --> 00:07:26,358 [bell rings] That's all for today. 194 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:27,925 See you next week. 195 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,842 - Ms. Jenkins, are you still here? 196 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,974 - Um, no. - Oh, phew! 197 00:07:34,061 --> 00:07:35,672 I am so glad we caught you. 198 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,152 An albino panda has been spotted in Shanghai 199 00:07:38,239 --> 00:07:40,720 and is about to give birth! - Wait, are you sure? 200 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:43,201 Albino pandas are, like, crazy rare. 201 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,420 It would have to be, like, one of the last ones on Earth. 202 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,684 - Exactly! That's why we called you! 203 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,687 As the world's foremost authority on albino pandas, 204 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,340 you're the only person qualified 205 00:07:52,427 --> 00:07:54,299 to supervise the labor and ensure the safety 206 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:57,258 of perhaps the last albino panda on Earth! 207 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:58,869 - Uh, I don't know. 208 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,305 I mean, I for sure want to help, 209 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,306 but my boyfriend really wants me 210 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,960 to go to his Lacagrav-- 211 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,092 - Ms. Jenkins, the entire future 212 00:08:05,179 --> 00:08:07,442 of the albino subset of the panda species 213 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,837 rests in your hands! 214 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,883 - Yeah, no, totally. [sighs] 215 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,146 I'm sure this will only take a sec. 216 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,496 ♪ ♪ 217 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,759 - ♪ So that is the way you milk raccoon ♪ 218 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:21,674 ♪ Milk raccoon, milk raccoon ♪ 219 00:08:21,761 --> 00:08:23,415 - Hmm. 220 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,417 - The things they don't show you on the Science Channel! 221 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,245 - Thank you, friend raccoon. 222 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:31,336 Your rich, chunky milk will help me walk path to manhood. 223 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,467 [raccoon chirps] 224 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,121 [humming melody] 225 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,601 Please to blend this for me, friend Zeff? 226 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:38,342 - Right on. 227 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:41,302 [upbeat folk music] 228 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:43,043 ♪ ♪ 229 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:45,176 - Ooh. 230 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,222 Sardine milk beverage will ensure my back hair 231 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:52,226 is to grow long, lustrous, and emit odor, 232 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:55,273 which will prove irresistible to my one true love. 233 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,755 - Hmmph. - But is not all good news. 234 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,670 According to old Stylgravian legend, 235 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:04,021 sultry new man musk will be also irresistible 236 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:07,502 to man-eating Azdaya. - [laughs] 237 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,156 Now we're talking. 238 00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:10,636 - [growls] 239 00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:12,638 [sniffs] - Uh, hello. 240 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:13,900 - [cawing] - [screams] 241 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,208 - [gulps] [burps] 242 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,339 - [chuckles] 243 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,690 - But not to fear, my beloved Jenny 244 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,780 may keep Azdaya at bay by wearing my first tuft 245 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,086 of back hair in locket around her neck. 246 00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,393 - [screams] - [gulping] 247 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,700 - Ooh. [gagging] 248 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:34,442 Bleh, bleh. - [sighs] 249 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,314 I hope my Jenny will be come quickly 250 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,272 so I am not to be Azdaya dinner. 251 00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:41,101 But of course, I understand that she is busy girl. 252 00:09:41,188 --> 00:09:43,538 Come, Lacagravitmulch family! 253 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:47,194 We will distract ourselves from possibility of violent death 254 00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:49,283 through merriment! [laughs] 255 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:53,461 ♪ ♪ 256 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:56,769 - Jenquala! Jenquala! 257 00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:59,032 Jenquala! [laughter] 258 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,339 - Oh, please. Anyone can do that. 259 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:04,559 Hey, check this out! - Oh! 260 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,605 - Jamiroquai! 261 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,912 [grunting] [groans] 262 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,262 - Good try, friend Nate. 263 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,177 [devils laughing] 264 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,788 - [growls] 265 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,660 - Go, Artur! Go, Artur! 266 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,663 - Mm, hmm. Ah-choo! 267 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,360 - Oh! Oh! - [groans] 268 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,449 [grunting] 269 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:27,017 - Oh, that's a cheeky move, bruh! 270 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,932 - I've been training my buttocks muscles 271 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,586 for many years in case I am to be needing them one day. 272 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,066 - Not cool, Nate. 273 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,938 You could have really hurt Artur. 274 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,636 - Oh, friend Nate, do not feel bad. 275 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:40,333 You are boy. I am man. 276 00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:43,642 It's not easy for boy to hold man up in the air. 277 00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:44,730 - [growling] - Oh! 278 00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:48,255 - [roars] - [straining] 279 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:51,302 [grunting] 280 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,739 - Way to be dramatic, Artur. It's not that heavy. 281 00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:57,003 [straining] Ow! 282 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:03,488 - Nate, It's OK that you have weak arms like underfed baby. 283 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,839 At other things, you are actually very good, 284 00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:09,059 like coloring funny pictures. 285 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,364 - Uh... [laughs] 286 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,976 It's not coloring, Artur. It's cartooning. 287 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,934 And yeah, I am pretty good at it. 288 00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:17,328 Hey, wait a minute. 289 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,591 - Maybe you can find something you're already good at 290 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,941 and figure out a way to take it to the next level... 291 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:22,768 [echoing] Level...level... 292 00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,378 - [chuckles] 293 00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:27,338 [upbeat music] 294 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:30,167 ♪ ♪ 295 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,909 - She's doing great. One more push and-- 296 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,388 - [panting] 297 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,086 [straining] 298 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:39,045 - [crying] 299 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,048 [all cheering] 300 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,833 - Good job. He's a cute one. 301 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,009 You can, like, eat sushi and aged cheeses again 302 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,358 if you're into that kind of thing. 303 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,838 Sorry to deliver and run, but I've got to get 304 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,143 to my boyfriend's party. 305 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,710 Speaking of which, how's my hair? 306 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:53,146 There's no panda juice on it, right? 307 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,887 - Excuse me. - Hmm? 308 00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:57,063 - Ms. Jenkins, I have an urgent message from NASA. 309 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,109 Your expertise is needed immediately 310 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,719 at the International Space Station. 311 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,634 - Hey, sorry, can we unpack this later? 312 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,767 I'm like so late to my boyfriend's party. 313 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,551 It's really important to him. 314 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,292 - More important than thwarting an asteroid 315 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,946 which is hurtling toward Earth 316 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,905 and is sure to result in the destruction of humanity? 317 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:16,779 - I guess not? Yeah, OK, coming. 318 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,302 [soft dramatic music] 319 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,436 - Oh. Now we're talking. 320 00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:26,179 Greetings, America, from Rackleff, Maine. 321 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:28,878 Nate Wright, 11-year-old artistic genius here, 322 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,316 and I'm about to become the first cartoonist in history 323 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:36,886 to have my comics displayed in outer space. 324 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,149 Go forth and prosper, Nate. 325 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,020 Now, let's all stand back and behold 326 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,022 the record-setting moment as it-- 327 00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,589 [console beeps harshly] Huh? 328 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,418 [groaning] Oh! 329 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,421 - [straining] 330 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,120 Oh, oh, oh! 331 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:58,037 [all cheering] 332 00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:02,215 - At last, I am Mr. Artur Pashkov, 333 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,915 world's newest man! [all cheering] 334 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,568 - [screaming] 335 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,309 - I'm gonna ask Gram if I can have 336 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:12,095 a Lacagravitmulch ceremony. - [screaming] 337 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,402 - I've already got the back hair. 338 00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:16,926 ♪ ♪ 339 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,754 - [screaming] 340 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,669 ♪ ♪ 341 00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:24,847 [gasping] Oh, this is bad! 342 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,587 This is really bad! 343 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,633 I have no idea how to steer this thing! 344 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,982 I'm only a kid! 345 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,115 No kid has ever gone to space before. 346 00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:36,032 No kid has ever gone to space before! 347 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,511 I'm the first kid in space! 348 00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:39,078 [laughs] Sweet! 349 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,646 Wait until Jenny hears about this! 350 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,127 Uh, hello, everyone. 351 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,260 This is Nate Wright, artistic genius 352 00:13:47,347 --> 00:13:51,917 and astronaut, coming to you live from the-- 353 00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:55,007 uh, let's see. Where am I? 354 00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,704 [console beeps] 355 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,969 [screaming] 356 00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:06,236 - Are you sure we're doing this right? 357 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,151 - Yeah, we have it under control. 358 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,892 - OK, thanks. 359 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,502 It just would make me look really bad if an asteroid 360 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,679 hits Earth during my shift, so I want to make sure-- 361 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,333 - Take a chill pill. 362 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,683 I redirected the asteroid into the Pacific Ocean. 363 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,598 Peace out, Jason. [alarm blaring] 364 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,904 - Hold up. 365 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,470 It looks like there's a kid out there 366 00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,299 free floating through space. - [screaming] 367 00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:27,822 - We should go get him. 368 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781 - Huh, no, you go get him. 369 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,741 We--meaning I--have to leave. I'm super late to a thing. 370 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,134 - You know, the kid's only got 15 seconds 371 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,310 before he passes out. 372 00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:38,964 Then his tongue and eyeballs will boil. 373 00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:40,183 And then his body's gonna-- 374 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,794 - Don't, Jason-splain to me, Jason. 375 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,710 I'm an expert in my field. I understand how space works. 376 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,104 I just thought you could help out for once. 377 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,975 - Hm. [munching] 378 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,846 - Ugh! Fine. 379 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,979 - Ah. 380 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,373 - [roaring] [clucking] 381 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,027 [roaring] 382 00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,507 [together] Go! Go! Go! 383 00:15:00,594 --> 00:15:01,813 [laughter] 384 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,293 - [cawing] 385 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,557 [ominous music] 386 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:10,430 - [groaning] 387 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,649 Oh, great. 388 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,477 Now Jenny's never-- 389 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,653 ugh--never gonna see how-- ugh-- 390 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,090 amazing I am, how-- 391 00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,440 ugh--amazing we'd be together. 392 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:24,836 I can't feel my butt. 393 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,230 [groaning] [gasps] 394 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,148 [groans] Uh, Jenny! 395 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,889 Jenny, you're here! Hey, guess what! 396 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,196 I set a record! 397 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:40,025 Yeah, I'm the first kid in space! 398 00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:42,941 - ♪ Nate, I know you're like super into me ♪ 399 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:46,118 ♪ But I'm not feeling the same ♪ 400 00:15:46,205 --> 00:15:47,815 ♪ I gotta be honest ♪ 401 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:51,732 ♪ Sometimes you are totally lame ♪ 402 00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,082 - Lame? [laughs] 403 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,432 No, not me. What do you mean? 404 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,609 - ♪ Like that time you came over ♪ 405 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,699 ♪ And you wet your pants ♪ 406 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:06,225 ♪ And when you let the lizards loose in the vents ♪ 407 00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,010 - Oh! No, no, no, actually, that's a funny story. 408 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,620 You see, I was trying to-- 409 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,709 - ♪ Oh, and also that time you almost ruined ♪ 410 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,972 ♪ Our school's only dance ♪ 411 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:17,584 - OK, this is a minor setback, but no need to panic. 412 00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,630 I just need to explain myself. 413 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,589 ♪ Jenny, when I did that, I was just a kid ♪ 414 00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:25,636 ♪ But now I'm like super old ♪ 415 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,508 ♪ Fine, I've made some mistakes ♪ 416 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:31,685 ♪ But don't throw me out in the cold ♪ 417 00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:34,862 ♪ One of these days, I will finally show you ♪ 418 00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:37,648 ♪ What a really great guy I am ♪ 419 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,390 ♪ I'm way cooler than Artur ♪ 420 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,436 ♪ We all know that guy smells like ham ♪ 421 00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:47,136 - ♪ Oh, Nate, when I met you ♪ 422 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,573 ♪ You were just a kid ♪ 423 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:53,055 ♪ But now you are like basically a man ♪ 424 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,796 ♪ You're totally right ♪ 425 00:16:55,883 --> 00:17:01,280 ♪ Artur does smell like ham ♪ 426 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,152 - ♪ She sees that I'm awesome ♪ 427 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:09,332 ♪ Jenny sees that I'm awesome ♪ 428 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:15,860 Oh! Hey! Hey! 429 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,080 You didn't happen to see a cell phone 430 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,733 anywhere out there, did you? 431 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,127 Yeah, yeah, it's got proof on it that I-- 432 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,694 well, I really need it. 433 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah, you see, there's-- there's this girl, 434 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,481 Jenny, who's just like totally my soulmate. 435 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,048 But, ugh. 436 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,485 And then there's this guy Artur who's-- 437 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,705 he's just the worst, so annoying. 438 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:38,839 Anyway, Jenny's all into these people who set records. 439 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:41,103 And, like, I'm telling you, that cell phone video 440 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,236 proves without a shadow of a doubt that I-- 441 00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:47,065 I'm the first kid in space. 442 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:49,502 [raccoon chittering] 443 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,852 [screaming] Oof! 444 00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:54,899 Ugh. Oh. 445 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,684 So that's how you open the door. 446 00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,860 You know, you guys should really label that lever. 447 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,254 OK, well, I think I'm getting a little more oxygen now, 448 00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:04,126 so thanks, I guess. 449 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,519 [soft dramatic music] 450 00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:07,694 - [sighs] 451 00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:11,089 ♪ ♪ 452 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:15,137 - [growling] - Beat it, mutant chicken. 453 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,356 - [clucking] [roaring] 454 00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,402 [clucking] 455 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:28,237 Then the shepherd says-- oh, Jenny, my love! 456 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,804 I was worrying you would not make party. 457 00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,676 - Sorry I'm late. 458 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:36,245 I made you your favorite pie, organ meat medley. 459 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,986 - Whoa, Jenny bakes? [chuckles] 460 00:18:39,073 --> 00:18:42,076 Now I can see why Artur is so into her. 461 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:46,211 - [sniffs] What is that amazing smell? 462 00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,692 [sniffing] 463 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,347 Oh, Artur! 464 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,088 - You are enchanted of my musk. 465 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:58,092 So it is written in the stars that you are my one true love. 466 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,965 - Duh. - Hi, hi, hi. 467 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,011 That fish milk wasn't as gnarly as I thought it'd be. 468 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:08,973 Churned some into ice cream if anybody wants a free sample. 469 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,368 - Hard pass. - Yeah, harder pass. 470 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:15,066 - I would love to, but I'm only allowed to try exotic milks 471 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,720 under parental supervision. 472 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,548 - Whoa, whoa, wait! 473 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,725 If I eat that, it'll be my 66th flavor in a single day! 474 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,683 I'll break the record! 475 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:26,599 [munching] 476 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,210 [gulps] 477 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,515 - Looks like we here at Scoopsies 478 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,866 have got ourselves a new record holder! 479 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:36,218 [all cheering] - Congratulations, friend Nate. 480 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,785 - Hey, hey, hey, Jenny, you realize what this means? 481 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,528 I set a record! 482 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,269 - OK. I'm so happy for you. 483 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,969 - [whimper] Oh. 484 00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,320 [grumbles] 485 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,583 [somber music] 486 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:57,326 - Nate, that was legendary! - Yeah. 487 00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,242 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it doesn't matter. 488 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,331 You called it from the beginning, Deeds. 489 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,376 I only wanted to set a record to impress Jenny, 490 00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:07,205 and she doesn't even care. [gags] 491 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,338 And now I feel like I'm gonna barf again. 492 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,209 - She's just not your person, Nate. 493 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,167 That's what she keeps trying to tell you. 494 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,432 And you really, really got to listen to her. 495 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,304 - Sorry I tossed your portrait prematurely, bro. 496 00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:20,914 Why don't I take your photo? 497 00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,917 I can get it developed in five to seven business days. 498 00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:25,310 [camera clicks] 499 00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,833 - It's OK, Jeff. 500 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,009 I'm not really feeling like capturing the moment 501 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:30,359 right now if you catch my drift. 502 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,535 I'll just draw you another one. 503 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,538 [tender music] 504 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,845 ♪ ♪ 505 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,934 - That's a good drawing. - Huh? 506 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:42,632 - I like the way you drew your hair. 507 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:47,550 - Oh, uh, thanks. Uh, you're Ruby, right? 508 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,856 - Yeah, I sit behind you in art class. 509 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,424 Hi. - Uh, hey. 510 00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:55,297 So are you here for Artur's party, or? 511 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,690 - Nah, I just came in for ice cream. 512 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,171 I don't really know anyone in Rackleff well enough 513 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:03,305 to be invited to the ragers. - Oh, no, no, no, don't worry. 514 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,132 [chuckles] You didn't miss much. 515 00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:07,744 - Might I recommend the sardine milk medley? 516 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,050 You don't have any raccoon allergies, do you? 517 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:13,010 - Bleh! - Hey, do you want to-- 518 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,664 I don't know-- get out of here? 519 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:18,058 I could show you around town. - Um, yeah. 520 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,800 - Mm. [slurping] 521 00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:22,715 Mm. 522 00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:25,414 - Is there anybody you need to say bye to? 523 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,894 - Thank you for to wear my hairs always 524 00:21:27,981 --> 00:21:30,941 and keep me safe from Azdaya. 525 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,335 This is fur of panda. 526 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,207 You were off saving the world again, weren't you? 527 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,948 - You know me so well. 528 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,732 [both sighing] 529 00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:42,431 - Hm. No, I'm good. 530 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,303 - [laughs] 531 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,263 - So, uh, you're an artist too? 532 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,049 - Yeah, I do some cartoons, but I'm super into sculpture. 533 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,268 I'm currently experimenting with different mediums-- 534 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,793 chalk, rendered deer fat, cheesy snacks. 535 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,448 - Whoa, that's so cool! Can I see your work? 536 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,885 - Sure. - [clucking] 537 00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,626 [screeches] 538 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,063 [phone ringing]