1 00:00:02,546 --> 00:00:04,181 - Nate Wright, why are you tardy to the class? 2 00:00:04,248 --> 00:00:05,649 Come on, son. It's a Monday. 3 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:06,883 Set the tone for the week. 4 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:08,252 - Sorry, big guy. 5 00:00:08,319 --> 00:00:10,521 I was working on a particularly awesome comic, 6 00:00:10,587 --> 00:00:12,923 starring Claude, the Stupid Ideas Fairy. 7 00:00:12,989 --> 00:00:15,659 Oh, yeah, he's going to help me land Jenny as a date 8 00:00:15,726 --> 00:00:18,295 to the dance on Friday. 9 00:00:18,362 --> 00:00:20,264 [upbeat music] 10 00:00:20,331 --> 00:00:21,832 - Here you go, Nate. 11 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:25,035 You can sweep Jenny off her feet with this. 12 00:00:25,102 --> 00:00:28,205 - [screaming and grunting] 13 00:00:28,272 --> 00:00:30,441 - [laughs] Sorry. 14 00:00:30,807 --> 00:00:33,377 - I don't call him the Stupid Ideas Fairy for nothing. 15 00:00:33,444 --> 00:00:35,011 - Actually, I'm glad you brought up 16 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,247 Valentine's Day, my boy. 17 00:00:36,313 --> 00:00:37,514 As most of you know, 18 00:00:37,581 --> 00:00:40,016 this holiday is notoriously cursed at PS 38. 19 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,785 February 14ths of yesteryear 20 00:00:41,852 --> 00:00:44,755 have been riddled with mishaps, mayhem, broken hearts, 21 00:00:44,821 --> 00:00:46,823 shattered dreams, pandemonium! 22 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:49,826 Valentine's Day threatens to destroy us all! 23 00:00:49,893 --> 00:00:51,128 [panting] 24 00:00:51,195 --> 00:00:53,697 But this year will be all profit and no chaos. 25 00:00:53,764 --> 00:00:56,733 Yes, yes, it will because your "princi-pal" 26 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,335 is going to earn our school some, 27 00:00:58,402 --> 00:01:01,004 oh, so sweet Valentine's Day cash. 28 00:01:01,071 --> 00:01:04,641 Everyone in this school will take a love connection quiz 29 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:07,144 provided by Rackleff's very own EEW Corp. 30 00:01:07,211 --> 00:01:08,979 In exchange for your love connection data, 31 00:01:09,045 --> 00:01:11,582 EEW will care you with your perfect match for the dance 32 00:01:11,648 --> 00:01:14,618 and give the school a giant check! 33 00:01:14,685 --> 00:01:15,819 [giggles, smooches] 34 00:01:15,886 --> 00:01:17,888 [students groan] 35 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,756 - This is amazing! 36 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:22,659 Finally a chance to go on a real date with Jenny. 37 00:01:22,726 --> 00:01:24,161 [laughing] Whoa. 38 00:01:24,228 --> 00:01:26,863 She'll get matched with moi, and her precious Artur 39 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:29,933 will be stuck with all the losers at the punch bowl. 40 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,903 - How are you so sure you'll get Jenny? 41 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:35,506 - Tangy Tango! [thumping techno music] 42 00:01:35,572 --> 00:01:37,608 - We have the same gum. 43 00:01:37,674 --> 00:01:39,843 - So? - So it's a sign. 44 00:01:39,909 --> 00:01:42,579 I mean, we're clearly the same person in two bodies. 45 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,248 Of course we're going to be matched. 46 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:45,616 - Dream on, dude. 47 00:01:45,682 --> 00:01:47,818 You and Jenny have nothing in common. 48 00:01:47,884 --> 00:01:49,320 She's a rom-com, 49 00:01:49,386 --> 00:01:51,421 and you're an '80s disaster movie 50 00:01:51,488 --> 00:01:52,989 that no one wants to watch. 51 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:54,858 - You clowns just don't understand our connection. 52 00:01:54,925 --> 00:01:58,528 Believe me, our answers will match perfectly. 53 00:01:58,594 --> 00:01:59,963 [chomping] 54 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,165 [upbeat music] 55 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,735 - * Don't want to go to school today * 56 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:07,204 * The sun is red hot and I wanna play * 57 00:02:07,271 --> 00:02:09,673 * But if I get caught they'll make me pay * 58 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,675 * Detention again * 59 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:13,176 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 60 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:14,645 - * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 61 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:16,012 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 62 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,948 - * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 63 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:23,620 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 64 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,521 - * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh * 65 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:26,923 * Big Nate * 66 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:28,425 [loud clang] 67 00:02:28,492 --> 00:02:29,993 [loud crash] 68 00:02:31,328 --> 00:02:34,298 [tense music] 69 00:02:34,365 --> 00:02:36,199 [computer beeping ominously] 70 00:02:37,301 --> 00:02:38,269 [mouse clicks] 71 00:02:38,335 --> 00:02:39,403 [suspenseful music] 72 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:40,836 - All right, youngsters. 73 00:02:40,904 --> 00:02:42,273 Your computer-generated dance partners will 74 00:02:42,339 --> 00:02:44,107 be posted tomorrow morning. 75 00:02:44,174 --> 00:02:47,210 Imagine all that priceless love data stored on one 76 00:02:47,278 --> 00:02:48,779 tiny, little flash drive. 77 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,747 Now I've just got to keep this little baby safe 78 00:02:50,814 --> 00:02:53,384 until the dance and that giant check is mine-- 79 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:55,552 I mean ours. [laughing nervously] 80 00:02:55,619 --> 00:02:56,987 I didn't say nothing. Don't look at me! 81 00:02:57,921 --> 00:02:59,456 - [sighs] - Hey, Nate. 82 00:02:59,523 --> 00:03:01,558 [clears throat] Nate. 83 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:02,859 [snapping] Wake up, Romeo. 84 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:05,161 You got that dopey daydreaming-about-Jenny 85 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,663 look on your face again. 86 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:08,632 - Well, why shouldn't I dream about Jenny? 87 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:11,368 After all, we're going to the dance together. 88 00:03:11,435 --> 00:03:12,969 - And how is that exactly? 89 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,105 The quiz results aren't being posted until tomorrow. 90 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:17,240 - Nate is under the impression that he and Jenny 91 00:03:17,308 --> 00:03:18,675 have so much in common. 92 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:20,977 [all laughing] 93 00:03:21,044 --> 00:03:23,580 - What could you two possibly have in common? 94 00:03:23,646 --> 00:03:24,915 - Well, I will have you know that we 95 00:03:24,981 --> 00:03:27,017 both love Tangy Tango gum. 96 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,084 So-- 97 00:03:28,151 --> 00:03:29,420 - Here, Artur, take this. 98 00:03:29,486 --> 00:03:31,087 I hate Tangy Tango. 99 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:32,889 - Oh, thank you, my love. 100 00:03:32,956 --> 00:03:36,493 The flavor reminds me of stale gravy and compost apples. 101 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,094 [chewing] Mm, mmm. 102 00:03:38,161 --> 00:03:41,732 Ah, Jenny, I love sound of disgust in your voice. 103 00:03:41,798 --> 00:03:43,233 What else are you hate? 104 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,701 - Well, let's see. 105 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:46,069 I think skateboarding is gross. - [grunts] 106 00:03:46,136 --> 00:03:48,271 - Rock and roll is lame. - [sobs quietly] 107 00:03:48,339 --> 00:03:50,541 - And comics are so boring. 108 00:03:50,607 --> 00:03:52,409 [loud crash] - [yells] Whoa. 109 00:03:52,476 --> 00:03:53,977 [heart monitor beeping] 110 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:58,281 - [laughing] When you're wrong, you are so, so wrong. 111 00:03:58,348 --> 00:03:59,416 But when you're right-- 112 00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:01,084 no, no, that never happens. 113 00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:02,619 - Tough break. 114 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:05,155 She literally hates everything you stand for. 115 00:04:05,221 --> 00:04:06,923 - Yeah, I guess you'll just have to go to the dance 116 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,992 with whoever EEW matches you to. 117 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:10,361 Hope it's human. 118 00:04:10,427 --> 00:04:15,332 - Hi, I'm Grogg! Be my Valentine, Nate Wright! 119 00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:17,534 - [screaming] 120 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:18,835 What am I going to do? 121 00:04:18,901 --> 00:04:20,370 I got nothing. How about you? 122 00:04:20,437 --> 00:04:21,905 - [gasps] 123 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,474 It's getting hard to breathe down there 124 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:25,241 with all these terrible ideas. 125 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,344 [door opens] - What's going on up here? 126 00:04:27,411 --> 00:04:29,846 We can hear you pacing from the living room, dear. 127 00:04:29,913 --> 00:04:31,848 And, well it's weird. 128 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:34,050 - Thought maybe some critters had gotten in. 129 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:36,620 You know I like me some squirrel meat. 130 00:04:36,687 --> 00:04:38,288 - Ah, yeah, at school, we took these 131 00:04:38,355 --> 00:04:41,024 stupid computerized love connection quizzes 132 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:43,827 to pair us with our most compatible dance partners. 133 00:04:43,894 --> 00:04:45,729 I obviously want to go with Jenny. 134 00:04:45,796 --> 00:04:47,631 But I'm a little worried we won't match. 135 00:04:47,698 --> 00:04:50,200 - Ha, my boy, I think it's time we shared 136 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,235 a family secret with you. 137 00:04:52,302 --> 00:04:53,737 - Your grandfather and I 138 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:56,039 dabbled in computer hacking in the '80s. 139 00:04:56,106 --> 00:04:58,409 - [laughing] Dabbled? Ha! Who are we kidding? 140 00:04:58,475 --> 00:04:59,810 We were wanted in 12 states... 141 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,745 [Marge shouting] And parts of Canada. 142 00:05:01,812 --> 00:05:03,847 - Now, not suggesting you should 143 00:05:03,914 --> 00:05:05,716 break into your school's computer. 144 00:05:05,782 --> 00:05:07,217 - Oh, oh, do that! 145 00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:09,453 Hey! - Why not? That's a great idea! 146 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,754 No, wait, hang on. 147 00:05:10,821 --> 00:05:12,288 The test results are in a flash drive 148 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,525 that Principal Nichols is wearing around his neck. 149 00:05:14,591 --> 00:05:16,159 He won't let it out of his sight. 150 00:05:16,226 --> 00:05:20,096 - Oh, son, have a little faith in your grandparents. 151 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:22,733 - [snoring] 152 00:05:22,799 --> 00:05:24,735 [distant owl hooting] 153 00:05:24,801 --> 00:05:27,070 [suspenseful music] 154 00:05:27,137 --> 00:05:29,039 Money, money, money, money, money. 155 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:30,206 [head hits frame] - Oh! 156 00:05:30,273 --> 00:05:32,108 [loud crash] 157 00:05:32,175 --> 00:05:34,811 - [muttering] Get out of my pudding. 158 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:36,547 * * 159 00:05:36,613 --> 00:05:39,382 - We're in luck. He's a heavy sleeper. 160 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:42,452 That's it! 161 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:43,720 * * 162 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:45,522 - [snorts] Ah! 163 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:46,757 [sighs] 164 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:49,460 [muttering sleepily] 165 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:50,827 * * 166 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:54,565 - [straining] 167 00:05:54,631 --> 00:05:57,500 OK, this might be a little harder than we first thought. 168 00:05:57,568 --> 00:05:59,302 [upbeat suspenseful music] 169 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:01,237 - [grunting] 170 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:04,174 - [laughs] 171 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,175 [air squeaks out] 172 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,743 [yells] 173 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:08,479 - [straining] 174 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:09,513 [yelps] 175 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,381 - [snoring] 176 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:13,083 - [yells] [loud crash] 177 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:15,118 [groans] I have one last idea. 178 00:06:15,185 --> 00:06:19,322 But I warn you, it's pretty stupid. 179 00:06:19,389 --> 00:06:22,358 - Stupid, huh? Sounds good to me. 180 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:25,929 - Wesley, here's a giant check for you. 181 00:06:25,996 --> 00:06:28,699 Just open your hand and grab it. 182 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:30,433 - Give it to me. Give it to me. 183 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,735 - Yes! I got it. 184 00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:32,869 - [gasps] 185 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:35,338 * * 186 00:06:35,405 --> 00:06:36,873 [dinging] 187 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,374 [buzzing] 188 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,443 * * 189 00:06:40,511 --> 00:06:42,345 [water splashes] 190 00:06:42,412 --> 00:06:44,748 - Did I--oh, no! 191 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:49,252 * * 192 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:50,220 [startup chime] 193 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,322 - [chuckles, cracks knuckles] 194 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:53,957 [computer beeping] 195 00:06:54,024 --> 00:06:55,759 [thumping electronic music] 196 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:57,728 [monkey hooting] [computer buzzes] 197 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:59,530 [monkey screams] 198 00:06:59,596 --> 00:07:00,531 [computer beeps] 199 00:07:00,597 --> 00:07:02,833 * * 200 00:07:02,899 --> 00:07:05,235 [all cheering] 201 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:06,870 * * 202 00:07:06,937 --> 00:07:08,271 - [laughing] - We did it, we did it! 203 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:09,506 - Goodbye, Kim. 204 00:07:09,573 --> 00:07:11,542 And hello, Jenny. 205 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:13,109 [thumping] 206 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:16,813 [laughter] 207 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,549 [computer beeps] 208 00:07:19,015 --> 00:07:22,753 [suspenseful music] 209 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,287 [school bell rings] 210 00:07:25,421 --> 00:07:26,857 - Oh, this is more nerve wracking 211 00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:27,924 than casting callbacks. 212 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:29,125 [loud impact] - Whoa! 213 00:07:29,192 --> 00:07:30,794 - All right, babe, we got matched. 214 00:07:30,861 --> 00:07:32,996 - Yeah! 215 00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:34,731 [bell rings] [laughter] 216 00:07:34,798 --> 00:07:36,933 - Francis? Hmm, I'll take it. 217 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,570 - We must have similar flavor profiles. 218 00:07:39,636 --> 00:07:41,772 - Huh? The--the mop? 219 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:44,941 [water sloshing] 220 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:47,577 [romantic music] [smooch sound] 221 00:07:47,644 --> 00:07:48,979 The mop. 222 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:51,081 - Uh, move aside, children. 223 00:07:51,147 --> 00:07:54,417 Daddy's got some business to check on. 224 00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:56,419 Jen--uh, Kim? 225 00:07:56,486 --> 00:07:57,621 [locker slams shut] 226 00:07:57,688 --> 00:07:58,822 - [blows kiss] 227 00:08:05,261 --> 00:08:07,363 - Cut it out. Stop it! [laughter] 228 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:08,865 [downbeat music] 229 00:08:08,932 --> 00:08:10,567 - [groans] [head hits locker] 230 00:08:10,634 --> 00:08:12,235 - Hey, Nate, who'd you get? 231 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:14,905 - Not Jenny, obviously. 232 00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:16,006 [laughter] 233 00:08:16,072 --> 00:08:17,307 [Nate sobbing] 234 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,775 - Well, are you surprised? 235 00:08:18,842 --> 00:08:21,812 It's pretty clear you and Jenny have nothing in common. 236 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,714 Just go with Kim. She's cool. 237 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:27,417 In a terrifying, bone-crushing way. 238 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:29,953 - [snorts] 239 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,554 - [groans] 240 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:33,856 Why did I trust Gram and Gramps again? 241 00:08:33,924 --> 00:08:35,558 - Nate, what did you do? 242 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,493 - All right, fine. 243 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,129 Me and my grandparents stole Nichols' thumb drive 244 00:08:39,195 --> 00:08:40,664 and hacked the quiz results 245 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:42,332 and made the computer match me with Jenny. 246 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:43,799 [chuckles] 247 00:08:43,866 --> 00:08:45,401 But something must've glitched after that. 248 00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:46,970 I need to get that thumb drive back. 249 00:08:47,037 --> 00:08:48,504 - You hacked the quiz? 250 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,841 - That is seriously messed up, bro. 251 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:53,443 - That's over the top, Nate, even for you. 252 00:08:53,509 --> 00:08:55,145 At least our matches came out OK. 253 00:08:55,211 --> 00:08:58,581 - But how do we know he didn't mess them up for anyone else? 254 00:08:58,649 --> 00:09:01,918 - I really like your hair. 255 00:09:02,518 --> 00:09:05,856 - Yeah, maybe we should check on the results. 256 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,357 [water splashing] - [slurping] 257 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,192 - There he is now. [buzzing] 258 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:11,628 - Nichols clearly doesn't have the drive on him anymore. 259 00:09:11,695 --> 00:09:13,063 - Yeah, that makes no sense. 260 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:15,766 Yesterday he was literally wearing it in his sleep. 261 00:09:15,832 --> 00:09:17,768 - Follow my lead, Francis. - [yelps] 262 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:21,371 - Who loves big checks? I love big ch-- 263 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,039 well, hello there, Francis. 264 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:24,975 - Um, hi, Principal Nichols. 265 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,476 I was just wondering, uh, 266 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,011 what happened to your flash drive? 267 00:09:28,078 --> 00:09:30,981 [chuckles] Wearable memory sticks are so cool. 268 00:09:31,047 --> 00:09:32,949 - Yeah, Francis was thinking of 269 00:09:33,016 --> 00:09:35,652 getting a flash drive necklace for himself 270 00:09:35,719 --> 00:09:39,255 so he could be more like you, his "princi-pal." 271 00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:40,824 - Oh, well, I stopped 272 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:42,625 wearing the flash drive around my neck. 273 00:09:42,693 --> 00:09:45,128 The pressure points were causing me to wet my--uh, 274 00:09:45,195 --> 00:09:46,429 causing me anxiety. 275 00:09:46,496 --> 00:09:48,064 [nervous laughter] - Hmm. 276 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:49,666 - [laughs uncomfortably] 277 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:51,768 - It's locked up tight in a steel safe in my office. 278 00:09:51,835 --> 00:09:53,603 [both laugh uncomfortably. 279 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:56,506 [electronic beeping] 280 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,508 - Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 281 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,144 - No doubt he's got his office locked down tight. 282 00:10:01,211 --> 00:10:02,913 We're going to have to ram through that door 283 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:03,814 with brute force. 284 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,481 Here we go. [strains] 285 00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:09,152 [door squeaks open] Oh, I knew that was open. 286 00:10:09,219 --> 00:10:10,353 This is going to be easy. 287 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:14,224 - Ah! Shiny thing. 288 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,326 Ah! [yelps] 289 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:18,061 - Booby traps! 290 00:10:18,128 --> 00:10:20,096 [tense music] 291 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:21,297 [kids screaming] 292 00:10:21,364 --> 00:10:22,665 [kids sigh] 293 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:25,168 - Okay, that's two traps. There must be a third. 294 00:10:25,235 --> 00:10:26,636 Traps always come in threes. 295 00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,404 [suspenseful music] 296 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,240 [loud click] Uh, you guys. 297 00:10:30,306 --> 00:10:32,508 - Okay, just stay still. 298 00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:33,910 We'll get you out. 299 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:36,146 - No, no. We don't know what this trap will do. 300 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:37,680 Get inside the safe first. 301 00:10:37,748 --> 00:10:39,649 We'll make a run for it after you find the thumb drive. 302 00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:42,518 * * 303 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:46,723 - How the heck are we supposed to break into a steel safe? 304 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,291 [metallic thumping] 305 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:52,729 - Gang, we're going to have to get real stupid up in here. 306 00:10:52,796 --> 00:10:53,964 [energetic music] 307 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,265 both: Stupid! 308 00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:57,533 [clattering and grinding] 309 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,501 [explosion] - [moaning] 310 00:10:58,568 --> 00:10:59,469 * * 311 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,470 - Hadouken! 312 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,604 Shoryuken! 313 00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:03,139 [screaming] 314 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,240 * * 315 00:11:04,307 --> 00:11:05,475 [roaring] 316 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,010 [whimpering] 317 00:11:07,077 --> 00:11:08,011 [moans] 318 00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,080 - Hmm. 319 00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,817 [lock clicking] 320 00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,718 Yeah, it was the manufacturer's code. 321 00:11:15,786 --> 00:11:17,320 Nichols never changed it. 322 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,755 - Why didn't you try that first? 323 00:11:18,822 --> 00:11:21,024 - And miss you guys blowing stuff up? 324 00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:22,458 No way. 325 00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:23,994 [all cheering] 326 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:26,963 - Okay, now, um, get me out of here. 327 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,799 - [grunts] 328 00:11:28,865 --> 00:11:31,902 I'll push forward, and you roll backwards on three. 329 00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,303 One, two, three. 330 00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:35,071 [metallic clank] 331 00:11:35,138 --> 00:11:36,172 [squirrel chatters] 332 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,142 [suspenseful music] 333 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,078 * * 334 00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:43,880 - Okay, you did the thing. Let's go. 335 00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:45,515 - Hey, Chad still has the mop. 336 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:48,251 - Oh, you know, that's okay. You could just leave that one. 337 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:49,719 We've really hit it off. 338 00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:51,121 [romantic music] 339 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:52,555 [music stops] [wet smooching] 340 00:11:52,622 --> 00:11:54,224 - Okay. Okay, now, let's see. 341 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,726 Who should we put Artur with? Uh--[clicks tongue] 342 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,162 Ooh, ooh! The Azdaya! 343 00:11:59,229 --> 00:12:00,496 [laughing evilly] 344 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:01,998 [soft pleasant music] 345 00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:04,700 - [laughing] Oh! Oh, my love! 346 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,136 You are looking more beautiful 347 00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:09,072 than Stylgravian goat frolicking through pasture! 348 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:12,275 Uh? [roaring and screaming] 349 00:12:13,143 --> 00:12:14,710 [Azdaya gulps and burps] 350 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,946 [Azdaya roars] 351 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:18,781 - Perfect. [laughs evilly] 352 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:20,550 - Wait. That's pretty mean, Nate. 353 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,152 You're already taking his girlfriend. 354 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:24,720 - Stop, give it back. [grunting and straining] 355 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,056 [tense music] 356 00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:29,459 - Uh-oh. We better get out of here. 357 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,294 * * 358 00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:34,264 [electrical zapping] 359 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,099 * * 360 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,835 [bird squawks] 361 00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:41,271 - Huh? [screams] 362 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,706 [soft upbeat music] 363 00:12:43,773 --> 00:12:44,740 [both laugh] 364 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,110 [knock at door] 365 00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,344 - Mr. Galvin? 366 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:50,847 - Ah, good evening, Mrs. Pope. 367 00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:53,083 I know it's late, but mere moments ago, 368 00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:57,487 I received an email informing me that you--ahem-- 369 00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,355 are my soul mate. 370 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:00,356 - Huh? - Huh? 371 00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,392 [marker squeaking] 372 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,161 [computer alert beeping] 373 00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:07,030 [computer chiming] 374 00:13:07,097 --> 00:13:09,765 - No match. No match. No match. 375 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:13,236 [dog panting] - Vern, I've got some news. 376 00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:14,504 [dog barking] 377 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,706 [roosters crowing] 378 00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:19,575 [peaceful music] 379 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:20,776 * * 380 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:24,981 [alarm rings] - [yawns] 381 00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:27,350 - Today's the day. [chuckles] 382 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,921 Who needs compatibility when you got mad hacking skills? 383 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:33,890 [Blind Melon's "No Rain"] 384 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:37,060 [soft upbeat music] 385 00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:40,563 * * 386 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,398 [person screaming] 387 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,735 - * Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh * 388 00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:48,171 [people yelling] 389 00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:50,540 * * 390 00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:56,312 * All I can say is that my life is pretty plain * 391 00:13:56,379 --> 00:14:02,585 * I like watching the puddles gather rain * 392 00:14:02,652 --> 00:14:04,387 [electronic beeping] 393 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:08,992 * I'll always be there when you wake * 394 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:11,962 - [whistling] 395 00:14:12,028 --> 00:14:14,564 - You guys! What have we done? 396 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,032 - Huh? 397 00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,968 - The whole town is falling apart and it's our fault. 398 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,403 Even my parents are fighting. 399 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:24,507 - Sweetheart, what does he have that I don't have? 400 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:28,211 - You don't by any chance have radish juice, do you? 401 00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:32,482 New environments always get my bowels compacted. 402 00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:35,585 - My parents are counseling the couples of Rackleff 24/7 403 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,621 for the next five years, with no break! 404 00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,256 I'll never see them again. 405 00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:42,392 - And my parents said that the math of the relationship 406 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,994 is not adding up anymore! 407 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:47,263 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! - It's not working! 408 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,565 - Do you have nothing to say about this, Nate? 409 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,901 - Um... 410 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,703 Oh, Jenny, hey! 411 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,006 Hey, hey, did you see the board? 412 00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:57,307 Yeah, it looks like 413 00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:58,774 you and I are going to the dance together. 414 00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,110 [chuckles] - Oh, okay. 415 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:01,511 You haven't seen Artur, have you? 416 00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:03,379 He missed our morning cuddle. 417 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,681 - Curse you, Azdaya, 418 00:15:05,748 --> 00:15:09,219 creature of Stylgravia who eat joy! 419 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:10,820 [Artur screams] 420 00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:16,326 Oh, Artur will never love you, no matter what love quiz say! 421 00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:17,760 [roaring and screaming] 422 00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:20,330 - Uh, nope. No, I haven't seen him. 423 00:15:20,396 --> 00:15:22,832 I'm sure he's fine though. Anyway, pick you up at 8:00? 424 00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:25,535 - I guess. Better than going alone. 425 00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,503 Oh, Artur. - [chuckles] 426 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,904 You see that? 427 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,840 That's called closing the deal-io, my friends. 428 00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:32,175 [chuckles] 429 00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:33,743 Did you notice how excited Jenny was? 430 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,312 - Nate, are you insane? 431 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:40,650 You took this way too far. Rackleff is in shambles. 432 00:15:40,716 --> 00:15:43,119 [crowd yelling] 433 00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:45,655 And Jenny's clearly miserable without Artur. 434 00:15:45,721 --> 00:15:48,224 [Jenny sobbing] 435 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,593 - Hmm, yeah, no, I'm not seeing that. 436 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,263 [tense music] 437 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:56,899 - [whistling] 438 00:15:56,966 --> 00:15:58,934 [gasps] Sweet and sour cornichons! 439 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,703 Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! 440 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:03,406 It's gone! 441 00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:07,077 No flash drive means no data, which means no giant check! 442 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:08,511 [feedback screeches] Attention, children. 443 00:16:08,578 --> 00:16:10,813 The PS 38 Valentine's Day dance 444 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,548 is canceled until further notice. 445 00:16:12,615 --> 00:16:13,716 [all grumble] 446 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,251 - [laughs nervously] 447 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,687 - A very important flash drive was stolen from my office. 448 00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:19,189 [all grumble] 449 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:20,490 And the dance will not go on 450 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,658 until whoever stole it returns it. 451 00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:24,894 [all grumbling angrily] 452 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,462 - Who would do something like that? 453 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:29,132 - Well, now, hey, I'm sure whoever did it, 454 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:32,835 obviously not me, did it for some very romantic, 455 00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:37,973 totally forgivable reason that I'm sure he can easily fix. 456 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,109 - Whatever. 457 00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,976 - Nate, you need to come clean. 458 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,578 My family is on the line. 459 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:43,846 - And mine. - And mine. 460 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,281 - Come on, Nate. 461 00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:46,716 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 462 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:49,685 Maybe I did let things get a little out of control. 463 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:52,788 But it was for love, and how could that be wrong? 464 00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,724 - [laughing] 465 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:59,061 Guys, we are in love. We're going to get married. 466 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,896 [romantic music] 467 00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,198 - Okay, yeah, it was totally wrong. 468 00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:03,866 - So what are you gonna do about it? 469 00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,334 - Oh, easy. 470 00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,103 The same thing I always do: talk my way out of it. 471 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:09,171 And if it doesn't work, blame Francis. 472 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,340 - [sighs] 473 00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:16,011 - Romantic troubles got you down? 474 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:20,350 Be at PS 38 at 7:30 with the rest of the town! 475 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,516 - [roars] - [screams] 476 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,885 [bicycle bell rings] 477 00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:25,420 - Whoa! [grunts] - Oh, hello, honey. 478 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:27,923 Aren't you supposed to be at that dance soon with that girl? 479 00:17:27,989 --> 00:17:30,025 - [straining] - What's her name? Fleur? 480 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,727 - Jenny. 481 00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:33,129 And, well, look, I'm not sure if you guys noticed, 482 00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:35,265 but I basically burned down the entire town 483 00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:36,566 trying to get that date. 484 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:39,101 - Way to go, honey. We're so proud of you. 485 00:17:39,169 --> 00:17:41,171 - Hey, uh, have you guys seen that flash drive 486 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,572 I left around here somewhere? 487 00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:43,939 - That's funny. It was here a second ago. 488 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:44,940 [stomach rumbling] 489 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:49,612 - [gasps] Woo-hoo! 490 00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:51,947 [dramatic music] 491 00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:53,283 [crowd yelling] 492 00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:54,950 - Get the love usurper! 493 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:57,887 - [shudders] Okay, grand speech time. 494 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,689 Any ideas how I should play it? 495 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:02,958 - Uh, talk fast before they get stabby? 496 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:04,527 - Don't get stabbed. Got it. 497 00:18:04,594 --> 00:18:06,696 [takes deep breath] 498 00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:09,332 [clears throat] Uh, hello. Hi, everyone. 499 00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:12,368 You're probably wondering how all your lives got messed up. 500 00:18:12,435 --> 00:18:17,540 [laughs] And, uh, well, um, it was kind of, um, me. 501 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,476 - Sorcery! - Burn the witch! 502 00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:22,512 * * 503 00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,614 - So I--er, well, 504 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,049 I stole Principal Nichols' flash drive 505 00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:29,352 and hacked the love connection quiz. 506 00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:31,120 - You did what? 507 00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:33,623 - But, but, but people shouldn't be together 508 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,625 because of a quiz or, you know, in my case, 509 00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,193 because of cheating. 510 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,929 You should be with somebody you have things in common with 511 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,598 and somebody who likes you just the way you are. 512 00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:45,535 And that's why, Jenny... 513 00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:49,004 you should go to the dance with A-A-Artur. 514 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,140 - Okay, but Artur is still missing. 515 00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:53,543 - Yah! Woo-hoo-hoo! 516 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,745 [groans] 517 00:18:55,811 --> 00:18:58,648 From far away, I tame the Azdaya 518 00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:01,817 and make it bring me back to you! 519 00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:05,355 Like Stylgravian whooping rash! - Oh, Artur! 520 00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:07,523 [smooching] 521 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,058 - [groans] Okay, okay. 522 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:11,527 As I was saying, and will probably regret 523 00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:13,363 for the rest of my natural life, 524 00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:15,398 these two crazy kids belong together. 525 00:19:15,465 --> 00:19:16,799 And that goes for all of you. 526 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,934 Ignore whatever that stupid quiz says. 527 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,570 You should be with who you belong with, 528 00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,538 not who you're told to be with. 529 00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:25,174 - Yeah, he's right! [all cheering] 530 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:27,543 [upbeat music] 531 00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:29,445 - Oof! 532 00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:31,881 - So about that flash drive? 533 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,183 - [chuckles nervously] Huh? 534 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,651 Hmm. 535 00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:37,520 Oh, uh, here you go. [chuckles uncomfortably] 536 00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:41,591 - [laughs] - Um, hey, one last favor. 537 00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,726 Not for me, but for the rest of the school. 538 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,828 Can the Valentine's dance be back on? 539 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:47,663 - Yes, it can, Nate. And you know what? 540 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,300 You're gonna to be there. - [laughs] I am? 541 00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:52,968 - Why, yes indeed-y, because I've just established 542 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:55,305 a post-dance clean-up committee. 543 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:56,939 And you are it. 544 00:19:57,006 --> 00:19:58,741 - Yep, I guess that's fair. 545 00:19:58,808 --> 00:20:00,643 - And you've got detention every day 546 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,278 for the next two months. 547 00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:04,514 - Okay, harsh but deserved. 548 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,115 - And until further notice, 549 00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:09,485 you are Mrs. Godfrey's new classroom helper. 550 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:11,721 - You, sir, are a monster. 551 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:13,523 - The dance is back on, folks! 552 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,891 Oh, and PS 38 cannot be held liable 553 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,493 for any damages to the town. 554 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,894 Happy Valentine's Day now! 555 00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:20,930 [electricity crackling] 556 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:26,736 - Easy, men, there's enough for everyone. 557 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:28,671 - Sorry it didn't work out with Jenny. 558 00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:31,140 - Yeah, it's okay. 559 00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:32,442 My day will come. 560 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:34,109 - Maybe it's already here. 561 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,245 - Whoa, who's that? 562 00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,247 - She's the new girl. Her name's Ruby. 563 00:20:38,314 --> 00:20:39,715 I hear she's super nice. 564 00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:42,452 And she's a huge comic book fan. 565 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:44,420 [Nate laughs nervously] 566 00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:46,956 - Nice to finally be regular again. 567 00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:48,223 - [grunts] 568 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,593 - Oh, FYI, Wesley, there's a limo waiting 569 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,595 for you in the parking lot. 570 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:54,930 - Woo-hoo, pay day! 571 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:55,931 [laughs] 572 00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:57,400 - Our love isn't wrong. 573 00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,135 It's society that's wrong. 574 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:01,571 I want you to know 575 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,708 I will never forget you. 576 00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:08,143 I love you. [sobbing] 577 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:10,613 [loud grinding] 578 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,815 [crying] 579 00:21:12,882 --> 00:21:15,250 [suspenseful music] 580 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,554 - Do you have the data? - Oh, yes. Yes, I do. 581 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:22,825 It's all right here, safe and sound. 582 00:21:22,892 --> 00:21:25,795 - Your giant check, as promised. 583 00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:29,131 - [laughs] Ooh, oh, let me look at you! 584 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:30,500 [laughs] 585 00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:32,435 My giant check for-- 586 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:33,436 [dramatic notes] 587 00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:35,137 $20? 588 00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:36,706 [tires squealing] 589 00:21:36,772 --> 00:21:42,478 * * 590 00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,914 - The personal information of all the children 591 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,949 is now property of EEW Corp. 592 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:48,751 [computer chiming] 593 00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:51,521 * * 594 00:21:51,587 --> 00:21:53,322 Ah. 595 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:56,158 * * 596 00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:58,293 [snarling] 597 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,631 Nate Wright is proving to be a problem. 598 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,800 A big problem. 599 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:11,741 [romantic music] 600 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:18,748 * * 601 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:24,987 * There Is a different dream girl * 602 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:29,792 * I just know your head smells like fresh salad * 603 00:22:29,859 --> 00:22:34,296 * With Italian dressing *