1 00:00:02,546 --> 00:00:04,481 - So although a woman named Sacagawea 2 00:00:04,548 --> 00:00:06,550 did all the work, Lewis and Clark 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:08,685 get all the credit. 4 00:00:08,752 --> 00:00:10,587 [bees buzz] [both scream] 5 00:00:10,654 --> 00:00:13,190 - Typical. Men are glory hogs. 6 00:00:13,257 --> 00:00:15,526 [school bell rings] 7 00:00:15,592 --> 00:00:17,027 School's over! Get out! 8 00:00:17,094 --> 00:00:18,529 - You heard her. Out! 9 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,366 Only I get to stay after class. 10 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:23,434 Want me to help you grade 11 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,436 the small-brained students' papers? 12 00:00:25,502 --> 00:00:27,271 We can laugh at all their answers. 13 00:00:27,338 --> 00:00:28,939 - Sorry, Gina, my little peppermint. 14 00:00:29,005 --> 00:00:31,408 Miraculously, nobody got detention today, 15 00:00:31,475 --> 00:00:33,076 so my afternoon is my own. 16 00:00:33,144 --> 00:00:36,347 Finally, I get to check out Rackleff's new cat café, 17 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:37,848 The Queen of Spades. 18 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,015 [cat meows] 19 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,551 - I can go with you, Mrs. Godfrey. 20 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:42,986 - No, you will not! [tiger roars] 21 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:44,288 [sighs] 22 00:00:44,355 --> 00:00:46,357 I need to take a break from you energy vampires 23 00:00:46,423 --> 00:00:48,392 and pamper my inner feline. 24 00:00:50,127 --> 00:00:51,628 [cat meows] 25 00:00:51,695 --> 00:00:53,597 [robotically] Teacher mode deactivated. 26 00:00:57,468 --> 00:00:58,402 - [hocks spit] 27 00:00:58,469 --> 00:00:59,670 [spit whistles] 28 00:00:59,736 --> 00:01:01,272 [sizzling] - Ha ha, yeah! 29 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:03,340 The soft cement's sizzling today. 30 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:04,508 Thanks, global warming. 31 00:01:04,575 --> 00:01:05,709 - See, kids? Climate change 32 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:07,110 is good for America. 33 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:08,379 [eagle screeches] This message is brought to you 34 00:01:08,445 --> 00:01:09,746 by the EEW! Corporation. 35 00:01:09,813 --> 00:01:11,047 - Wa ha! 36 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:14,451 Y'all ready to make some playground pizza? 37 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:16,187 [laughs] - [grunts] 38 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:17,820 Oof. 39 00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:19,590 Brought the dough. - You couldn't have kept it 40 00:01:19,656 --> 00:01:21,725 in your bag? - Was using my butt heat 41 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:23,560 to activate the yeast-- 42 00:01:23,627 --> 00:01:25,162 cooking 101. [dough bubble pops] 43 00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:28,999 - Coincidentally, 101 is my personal butt temperature. 44 00:01:29,064 --> 00:01:30,834 Don't ask me how I know that. I just do. 45 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:32,569 - I brought Gram Applewhite's 46 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:35,406 famous domestic cat milk cheese. 47 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:38,008 - Whoa, butt dough and cat cheese? 48 00:01:38,074 --> 00:01:41,312 That'll pair nicely with Nate's special sauce. 49 00:01:41,378 --> 00:01:42,679 Whoa! 50 00:01:45,549 --> 00:01:46,582 [pants] 51 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:47,951 Uh, okay, don't worry. 52 00:01:48,018 --> 00:01:49,586 It's still good-- five second rule. 53 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:53,088 - [humming] 54 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,957 Wha--wha--ah! 55 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:56,560 - [panting] [Mrs. Godfrey crashes] 56 00:01:56,627 --> 00:01:58,362 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Godfrey. 57 00:01:58,429 --> 00:02:00,130 Here, let me help you. 58 00:02:00,197 --> 00:02:02,233 - [grunting] 59 00:02:02,299 --> 00:02:04,301 [suspenseful music] 60 00:02:04,368 --> 00:02:05,502 No more! 61 00:02:05,569 --> 00:02:09,171 Meet me in detention! - [groans] 62 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,208 - I need to talk to Nichols. 63 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:13,377 Nichols! 64 00:02:13,444 --> 00:02:15,446 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:17,614 - * Don't want to go to school today * 66 00:02:17,681 --> 00:02:20,183 * The sun is red hot and I wanna play * 67 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:22,819 * But if I get caught they'll make me pay * 68 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:24,555 * Detention again * 69 00:02:24,621 --> 00:02:26,056 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 70 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:27,524 - * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 71 00:02:27,591 --> 00:02:28,925 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 72 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,861 - * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 73 00:02:30,927 --> 00:02:36,333 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 74 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,435 - * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh * 75 00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:40,103 * Big Nate * 76 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:41,572 [loud clang] 77 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:44,207 [loud crash] 78 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:45,442 [school bell rings] 79 00:02:45,509 --> 00:02:47,911 - [groans] This is the worst day ever. 80 00:02:47,978 --> 00:02:49,880 [grumbling] 81 00:02:49,946 --> 00:02:52,249 - Greetings, PS 38 family! [chuckles] 82 00:02:52,316 --> 00:02:55,252 Before you head off into this glorious sunny afternoon, 83 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:56,687 please see me if you know 84 00:02:56,753 --> 00:02:58,589 of a qualified substitute teacher 85 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,056 willing to work for minimum wage 86 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:01,392 and free tap water. 87 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,693 [slurps] 88 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:04,328 [spits] Ah! 89 00:03:04,395 --> 00:03:05,696 The water is thick today. 90 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:07,163 What was that-- a toenail or something? 91 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:10,066 Effective tomorrow, due to work-related exhaustion, 92 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:11,368 Mrs. Godfrey is taking 93 00:03:11,435 --> 00:03:13,270 an extended leave of absence. 94 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:14,705 [angelic music] 95 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:18,642 - This is the best day ever! 96 00:03:21,312 --> 00:03:22,646 - Canned yams, huh? 97 00:03:22,713 --> 00:03:25,482 When you were a boy, I fed you farm-fresh yams. 98 00:03:25,549 --> 00:03:29,219 - Which you stole from the farm, Dad. 99 00:03:29,286 --> 00:03:31,521 - If a yam farm doesn't have security, 100 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:33,524 that's not my problem. 101 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:35,158 - How was school today, champ? 102 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:37,328 - It was amazing! 103 00:03:37,394 --> 00:03:39,630 Mrs. Godfrey, AKA Chalkzilla, 104 00:03:39,696 --> 00:03:41,332 AKA Garlic Loaf, 105 00:03:41,398 --> 00:03:43,166 AKA the bane of my existence 106 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:44,701 is leaving! 107 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:49,172 Principal Nichols is gonna hire a long-term sub! 108 00:03:49,239 --> 00:03:50,874 [party horn toots] 109 00:03:50,941 --> 00:03:52,275 - Marty, 110 00:03:52,343 --> 00:03:55,011 didn't you get a substitute teaching certificate 111 00:03:55,078 --> 00:03:56,780 when you were in your I-should-stop-living- 112 00:03:56,847 --> 00:03:58,549 in-my-parents'-basement phase? 113 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:00,317 - Oh, that was years ago. 114 00:04:00,384 --> 00:04:02,419 - Hmm... 115 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:04,555 [chain saw revving] 116 00:04:04,621 --> 00:04:05,722 [chain saw crashes] 117 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:08,692 [bell dings] 118 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:11,061 [gasps] Dad, you gotta call Nichols 119 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,730 and get the gig! Father-son bonding time, 120 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:15,599 it would be awesome! 121 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:17,768 - Gee, I'm not sure I'm qualified 122 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,235 to teach social studies. 123 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,504 - Ah, come on, it's easy. 124 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:22,305 We literally don't do anything. 125 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:26,209 - Hmm, I have always wanted to get paid to do nothing. 126 00:04:26,276 --> 00:04:27,478 I'll do it! 127 00:04:27,544 --> 00:04:29,846 I'm calling Principal Nichols right now. 128 00:04:29,913 --> 00:04:32,583 - Bet if my dad's a teacher, 129 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:35,486 I'll get away with murder! 130 00:04:35,552 --> 00:04:37,220 [laughs evilly] [chain saw revs] 131 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:39,055 - [screams] 132 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,362 - Can you believe I got hired 133 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:46,463 without an interview? 134 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:47,664 - Absolutely, Marty. 135 00:04:47,731 --> 00:04:48,932 An interview with you would've been 136 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,867 the kiss of death, and no offense there, 137 00:04:50,934 --> 00:04:54,104 but boy, you've got all the charisma of a used tea bag. 138 00:04:55,939 --> 00:04:57,641 - Here's your lunch box, Marty. 139 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,109 - You made me lunch? 140 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,144 Thanks, Mom. 141 00:05:01,211 --> 00:05:02,779 [solemn music] 142 00:05:02,846 --> 00:05:04,014 - Ugh, it's to fill it 143 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,783 with cafeteria food for us, Marty. 144 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:09,252 - Think of your parents for once. 145 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:10,987 You are a grown man. 146 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:13,824 Isn't he, Marge? - That, he is. 147 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:15,225 [whispers] You forgot to zip your pants up 148 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:16,226 after you went pee pee. 149 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:18,128 - Made you look. 150 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:21,164 - * One, two princes kneel before you * 151 00:05:21,231 --> 00:05:22,399 [laughter] 152 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:23,700 - Hi, Nate's Dad! 153 00:05:23,767 --> 00:05:25,301 - Teddy... 154 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:28,439 - Oh, bro, your pops is at school. 155 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:31,542 You must be in trouble. 156 00:05:31,608 --> 00:05:33,577 - Au contraire, Ted-aire. 157 00:05:33,644 --> 00:05:35,011 My troubles are over 158 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:37,948 now that my dad's our new social studies teacher! 159 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:39,916 - And that is exciting, Nate! 160 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:41,485 I didn't know your dad's a teacher. 161 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:42,952 - Oh, no, he's totally not, 162 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:46,557 which is what makes this so uniquely awesome! 163 00:05:46,623 --> 00:05:48,358 - Okay. [clears throat] 164 00:05:48,425 --> 00:05:50,927 Social studies, am I right? 165 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:55,999 Social studies is the study of social stuff. 166 00:05:56,066 --> 00:05:58,134 Yeah, let's, uh, be social-- 167 00:05:58,201 --> 00:05:59,570 get to know one another a bit. 168 00:05:59,636 --> 00:06:01,872 Who wants to share something fun about themselves? 169 00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:03,273 - I wanna share something. I wanna share something. 170 00:06:03,339 --> 00:06:04,608 I wanna share something. - Dee Dee has something 171 00:06:04,675 --> 00:06:07,678 to share. - Fine, it's not a big deal 172 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:10,447 or anything, but the local commercial 173 00:06:10,514 --> 00:06:12,749 I'm starring in begins airing 174 00:06:12,816 --> 00:06:14,451 this afternoon on Channel 12! 175 00:06:14,518 --> 00:06:15,452 - Not a big deal? 176 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:16,820 That's a huge deal. 177 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:18,254 Congratulations, Dee Dee. 178 00:06:18,321 --> 00:06:19,355 I'm glad you spoke up. 179 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,524 You gotta self-promote. 180 00:06:20,591 --> 00:06:22,125 I know that from my band days. 181 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:24,861 - This is all very fascinating, 182 00:06:24,928 --> 00:06:27,864 but I'm sure Mr. Wright spent all night 183 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:30,400 preparing for our unit on the year 1920? 184 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,569 - 1920, right-- 185 00:06:32,636 --> 00:06:34,404 a year I know a lot about. 186 00:06:34,471 --> 00:06:35,405 I'd tell you about it, 187 00:06:35,472 --> 00:06:36,406 but we only have-- 188 00:06:37,874 --> 00:06:40,343 Ugh, wow, 58 minutes 189 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:41,411 left of class time, 190 00:06:41,478 --> 00:06:43,514 and we need to make flyers, 191 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,181 we'll pass out to help Dee Dee 192 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:46,517 spread the word about her commercial. 193 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,819 Who'd like to run to the art room for supplies? 194 00:06:48,885 --> 00:06:51,054 - I'll go! - Excuse me, Mr. Wright? 195 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:54,591 But Mrs. Godfrey doesn't allow Nate to go on class errands. 196 00:06:54,658 --> 00:06:55,959 He's disruptive in the halls. 197 00:06:56,026 --> 00:06:57,260 [laughs evilly] 198 00:06:57,327 --> 00:06:59,295 - [growls] - Ah, I trust him. 199 00:06:59,362 --> 00:07:00,731 [TV static drones] Go ahead, Nate. 200 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:03,767 - Yee-hoo! 201 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,637 Dee Dee's television debut! - Channel 12! 202 00:07:06,703 --> 00:07:09,205 - Your dad's the coolest teacher. 203 00:07:09,272 --> 00:07:11,107 - Ooh... 204 00:07:11,174 --> 00:07:13,877 - Hey, Dad, can my friends come over after school 205 00:07:13,944 --> 00:07:15,245 to watch Dee Dee's commercial together? 206 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:17,080 - Sure, we can even order pizza. 207 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:18,782 No canned yams tonight. 208 00:07:18,849 --> 00:07:20,817 I'm pulling in a teacher's salary. 209 00:07:20,884 --> 00:07:21,918 Take that, Mom and Dad. 210 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:24,020 - Excuse me, Mr. Wright, 211 00:07:24,087 --> 00:07:25,288 what's the homework? 212 00:07:25,355 --> 00:07:28,091 Mrs. Godfrey always gives us homework. 213 00:07:28,158 --> 00:07:29,693 It's kind of my life force. 214 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,894 [screams] 215 00:07:30,961 --> 00:07:32,062 [spitballs squelching] [grunts] 216 00:07:32,128 --> 00:07:33,597 - Shh, will you be quiet? 217 00:07:33,664 --> 00:07:35,165 - No, no, don't bring it up. 218 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:37,467 - All right then, your homework is to watch 219 00:07:37,534 --> 00:07:39,736 Dee Dee's commercial-- teacher's orders. 220 00:07:39,803 --> 00:07:41,204 - Hey there, Super Sub, 221 00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:42,773 I don't know if I mentioned it, 222 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:44,775 but you gotta be the detention monitor now. 223 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,476 [chuckles] It's all part of the gig, 224 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:47,944 nah I'm sayin'? [laughs] 225 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:49,980 - Oh, dope. Wanna walk there together, 226 00:07:50,046 --> 00:07:51,582 Nate's Dad? - Sure. 227 00:07:51,648 --> 00:07:53,116 - Right this way, sir. 228 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,218 - I guess a teacher's work is never done. 229 00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:58,254 - Hey, Dad, we can still get pizza, right? 230 00:07:58,321 --> 00:07:59,422 - Hmm... 231 00:07:59,489 --> 00:08:00,924 [all whimper] 232 00:08:00,991 --> 00:08:02,793 Eh, why not? 233 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,495 - You have acquired Dad's credit card. 234 00:08:05,562 --> 00:08:07,330 You may now advance to act two. 235 00:08:12,202 --> 00:08:13,236 - Now presenting 236 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:15,806 the girl, the myth, the legend, 237 00:08:15,872 --> 00:08:18,274 Dee Dee Holloway! 238 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:19,576 Whoo-hoo! 239 00:08:19,643 --> 00:08:21,344 - Ooh-ooh. - Yeah, Dee Dee. 240 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,379 - How's it going, baby? 241 00:08:23,446 --> 00:08:25,381 - * Don't go yet * 242 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,985 - [grunting] 243 00:08:29,052 --> 00:08:31,655 You know, I never realized how many stairs there are 244 00:08:31,722 --> 00:08:33,624 in Rackleff. - Yes, though, 245 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:37,127 the ramp was invented in 2600 B.C. 246 00:08:37,193 --> 00:08:38,361 Rackleff, apparently, has yet 247 00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:39,395 to hear about them. 248 00:08:39,462 --> 00:08:42,198 [loud crash] 249 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:43,933 - The talent has arrived! 250 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,836 - Oh, hiya, girls! 251 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,204 Pump the brakes on that shrimp, Vern. 252 00:08:48,271 --> 00:08:51,507 You don't want too much crustacean dust in your system. 253 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,977 [munches] - [grunts] 254 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:55,511 What's the commercial for anyway, Dee Dee? 255 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,447 - No clue, actually. 256 00:08:57,513 --> 00:08:58,915 They were kind of secretive about it. 257 00:08:58,982 --> 00:09:01,484 I had to run around in front of a green screen, 258 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:03,053 saying, "Gotta go!" 259 00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,656 You know, I'm guessing it's some exclusive store opening. 260 00:09:05,722 --> 00:09:10,426 Ooh-ooh, or maybe a swanky new restaurant. 261 00:09:10,493 --> 00:09:12,863 Ah! It's starting. 262 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:13,997 Gotta go! 263 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:14,998 Gotta go! 264 00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:16,066 Gotta go! 265 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:17,300 Right now. 266 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:18,601 - Whoo-hoo! 267 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:20,503 - Looking good, Dee Dee. - Go Dee Dee, go Dee Dee. 268 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,472 - * Chronic diarrhea * 269 00:09:22,538 --> 00:09:24,207 * Got you running for the loo * 270 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:25,608 [toilet flushes] - I'll say. 271 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:27,077 - * Looking for a method * - Gotta go! 272 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:28,511 - * To control that pesky poo? * 273 00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:29,880 - And how? 274 00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:31,347 - * Pooping should be private * 275 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:33,817 * When it's public, that's a blunder * 276 00:09:33,884 --> 00:09:35,686 * Try the Under Wonder * 277 00:09:35,752 --> 00:09:37,387 * And cast butt thunder asunder * 278 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:38,855 - Gotta go! 279 00:09:38,922 --> 00:09:40,256 - * Let's talk about your troubles * 280 00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:41,658 - Oh, my. 281 00:09:41,725 --> 00:09:42,993 - * There's no need to be formal * 282 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:44,928 * Your freaky bathroom issues * 283 00:09:44,995 --> 00:09:47,698 * They are totally normal * 284 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:52,936 - Oh, yeah, the Under Wonder. 285 00:09:53,003 --> 00:09:54,004 I have to try that. 286 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,972 - [grunts] 287 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:58,374 - [stifling laughter] - What am I going to do? 288 00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:02,746 This is a disaster for my reputation! 289 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:05,148 - More like re-poo-tation. 290 00:10:05,215 --> 00:10:06,416 [school bell rings] 291 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:07,617 - Ooh... 292 00:10:07,684 --> 00:10:09,552 no, it's okay, Dee Dee. It's okay. 293 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,888 Maybe no one even watched it. 294 00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:14,057 Ooh... 295 00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:18,294 - Whoa-ho, it's Doo Doo Holloway! 296 00:10:18,361 --> 00:10:20,163 [laughter] - Ah, oh... 297 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,098 [laughter] 298 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:25,836 - Hey, bubbleguts, you dropping the kids off at the pool? 299 00:10:25,902 --> 00:10:27,904 [laughs] - Taking the Browns swimming? 300 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:30,573 - Letting loose from your caboose? 301 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,642 - [screams] 302 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,410 [school bell rings] [laughter] 303 00:10:34,477 --> 00:10:36,046 [groans] 304 00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:37,213 Whew, made it. 305 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,614 - Hey there, superstar. 306 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,516 - More like pooperstar! 307 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,285 [laughter] 308 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:43,619 - Don't be embarrassed, Dee Dee. 309 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,956 Unexpected bowel issues happen to all of us. 310 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:48,524 For example, every time Nate talks about Jenny here, 311 00:10:48,591 --> 00:10:50,460 he passes gas. [laughs] 312 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:53,629 [laughter] - That's funny, Dad. 313 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,132 He's totally joking, Jenny. That's not true at all-- 314 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,168 [farts] - [retches] 315 00:10:58,234 --> 00:10:59,770 - And just last week, 316 00:10:59,836 --> 00:11:02,005 after one of Nate's special deliveries, 317 00:11:02,072 --> 00:11:03,473 our toilet exploded. 318 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,641 - Excuse me, Mr. Wright, 319 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,643 shouldn't we be talking about, like, I don't know, 320 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,645 social studies and stuff? 321 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,381 You know, like learning useless 322 00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:14,684 trivia about 1920 and whatnot? 323 00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:16,252 - Really? I thought you didn't 324 00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:17,520 do anything in this class. 325 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:20,190 Okey-dokey, let's all go to the library 326 00:11:20,256 --> 00:11:21,557 and see what's up with 1920. 327 00:11:21,624 --> 00:11:22,926 - What did you do that for, man? 328 00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:24,928 We were finally getting a break in this class. 329 00:11:24,995 --> 00:11:29,399 - Nate's dad is way cooler than Nate. 330 00:11:29,465 --> 00:11:30,600 [food squelching] 331 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,468 - Ooh, stay cool, Dee Dee. 332 00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:33,970 Stay cool. 333 00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:36,372 Everyone will forget about the commercial in no time. 334 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:37,774 - When I had dairy, 335 00:11:37,841 --> 00:11:40,610 my poo poo sounds like this-- 336 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:42,112 [food squelches and farts] Oh, 337 00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,346 oh... 338 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,082 [grunting] Is that normal? 339 00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:49,585 - No one's ever gonna forget the commercial, are they? 340 00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:50,954 - Yeah, no. 341 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:53,656 I'd invest in some radical cosmetic surgery. 342 00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,025 - Hi, buddy. Make sure to order 343 00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:57,060 a healthy lunch. You're a growing boy. 344 00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:58,561 [laughter] 345 00:11:58,628 --> 00:12:00,463 I'll be back in ten minutes to burp you. 346 00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:02,065 [laughter] 347 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,267 - Okay, I might need to move to Canada. 348 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:07,570 Excuse me a sec. - [sobs] Don't leave me, Nate! 349 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,339 [food squelching] 350 00:12:09,405 --> 00:12:11,107 - Hey, still half full. 351 00:12:11,174 --> 00:12:13,476 Hi, buddy! - Dad, don't buddy me. 352 00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:14,811 It's embarrassing. 353 00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,379 You wouldn't treat Teddy like that, would you? 354 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,514 - Well, of course I wouldn't. Teddy's not my Nate nugget-- 355 00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:19,682 my bambino, 356 00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:21,051 my cuddle cub! 357 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,819 - And neither am I-- 358 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:24,821 at least, not while at school, okay? 359 00:12:24,888 --> 00:12:26,789 You have to treat me like any other kid. 360 00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:28,791 [sighs] If that's what you really want, 361 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:31,227 but okay. I promise to treat you like-- 362 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:32,963 [sighs] Any other kid. 363 00:12:35,198 --> 00:12:36,466 - [gasps] Don't ever 364 00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:37,767 leave me again, Nate. 365 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,936 I'm in a very vulnerable position. 366 00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:41,071 - Uh, hang on. I forgot to bring 367 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,106 my lunch money. - Nate, no! 368 00:12:43,173 --> 00:12:46,809 - Hey, Doo Doo... [laughs evilly] 369 00:12:46,877 --> 00:12:48,644 - Dad, I forgot lunch money. 370 00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:50,180 can you spot me? - Sorry, Nate. 371 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,148 No one else can ask their parent for lunch money, 372 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,683 and I respect your desire 373 00:12:53,749 --> 00:12:54,918 to be treated like any other kid. 374 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,719 - Dad, ugh. Whatever. 375 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:59,055 I'm sure Chad brought extra lunch. 376 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:01,657 - Hey, Nate's Dad, we got an empty seat over here! 377 00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,226 Wanna sit with us? 378 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:04,460 [laughter] 379 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:05,962 - [groans] 380 00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:07,430 - [whimpers] 381 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,999 - [milkshake squelching] 382 00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:10,300 - [whimpers] 383 00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:11,267 [food squelching and farts] 384 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:12,768 [suspenseful music] 385 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,037 [mustard squelches] 386 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,739 [screams] 387 00:13:16,806 --> 00:13:20,176 * * 388 00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:21,344 [fart] 389 00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:24,647 - Uh, uh, where am I? 390 00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,382 [scary giggling] 391 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:28,184 Guys, are you there? 392 00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:30,753 - Hey, Nate, great news! 393 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,924 The school wants to hire me permanently. 394 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:37,127 - Your dad is so cool! 395 00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:41,497 - I'm besties with your dad. [laughs evilly] 396 00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,399 - No, no, 397 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,700 no! 398 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,202 - [screaming] 399 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:48,838 - You're one of us now! [evil laughter] 400 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:52,042 [circus music] 401 00:13:52,108 --> 00:13:59,049 * * 402 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,452 [all scream] 403 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:03,653 [pants zip] 404 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,158 - [screams] 405 00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:09,960 [both scream] 406 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:16,166 [groaning] 407 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:18,334 [phone rings] 408 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,470 Dee Dee Holloway speaking. 409 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:21,537 - Dee Dee, 410 00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:23,473 it's Lara from Channel 12 411 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:25,308 calling with great news! 412 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,410 Under Wonder sales have tripled 413 00:14:27,477 --> 00:14:28,778 thanks to your commercial. 414 00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:31,714 We're gonna start airing it twice an hour 415 00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:33,549 state-wide! 416 00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:34,684 - No! 417 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,718 No! [cries] 418 00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:37,720 - Everyone in all of Maine 419 00:14:37,787 --> 00:14:39,489 is gonna know your name-- 420 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,891 Diarrhea Girl! 421 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,928 - Wha-- [chokes] 422 00:14:45,996 --> 00:14:47,430 Dad! Why are you wearing 423 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:48,931 my old T-ball uniform? 424 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,233 [car crashes] [person screams] 425 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,368 - I'm gonna make today's social studies lesson 426 00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:53,469 super-duper fun. 427 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,038 Did you know that 1920 428 00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:56,739 was the first year Babe Ruth 429 00:14:56,806 --> 00:14:59,009 ever hit 50 home runs in a season? 430 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:01,344 Yup, I just learned that in the library, 431 00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:03,246 just like a real teacher. 432 00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:06,516 [shorts squeaking] 433 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,885 - I can't believe I'm about to say what I'm gonna say, 434 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,087 but I'm gonna say it! 435 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,722 I gotta get Godfrey back-- 436 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,290 right now! 437 00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:18,828 - Hey, if I ran away, would you come with me? 438 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,063 We could go to New York. 439 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,797 - No. - Come on! 440 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:23,133 You love New York. 441 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,368 - Yes, but I also love my mom 442 00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:27,803 and not having my picture on a milk carton, 443 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,072 and we're 11. 444 00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,906 We can't get jobs. - [groans] 445 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,608 Maybe I could sign autographs-- 446 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:33,743 "To Jimmy, 447 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,212 "with best wishes from your friend, 448 00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:37,580 Diarrhea Girl!" 449 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,848 [groans] 450 00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:39,715 - Hey, Dee Dee. - [screams] 451 00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:41,317 [groans] 452 00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:42,718 - I wanted to tell you something. 453 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:45,121 Sometimes, when I get overstimulated, 454 00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:47,890 my stomach starts to-- - Leave me alone! 455 00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:49,925 I don't have bathroom issues, okay? 456 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,028 Nothing gross comes out of me ever! 457 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:55,498 I am not disgusting! 458 00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:57,700 [panting] 459 00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,735 [sighs] - Uh, oh, um-- 460 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,204 [slurps] 461 00:16:01,271 --> 00:16:04,040 I--I guess I shouldn't have told you. 462 00:16:04,107 --> 00:16:07,043 It--it's just that commercial said 463 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:09,812 weird bathroom issues are totally normal. 464 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:11,681 I thought you were an ally. 465 00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,584 I now see you were only acting. 466 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:15,751 - Wait, wait, wait. 467 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:17,520 You were being serious? 468 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:19,589 You weren't making fun of me? 469 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,557 You were actually moved 470 00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:23,293 by my performance? 471 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,828 - Yeah, and I guess you had me fooled. 472 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,463 I'll just go away now-- 473 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:28,964 to school, I mean. 474 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,137 - [grunting and groaning] 475 00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:36,439 [screams] 476 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:39,375 - Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying! 477 00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:41,144 Unless it's cat-related. [cat meows] 478 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,846 - No, Mrs. Godfrey, it's just me. 479 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:46,549 Mrs. Godfrey, I-- 480 00:16:46,616 --> 00:16:49,485 I-- [vomits] 481 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,154 I miss you. 482 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:54,023 Please come back and be our teacher. 483 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,358 [screams] - Ha! 484 00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:56,826 Not a chance! 485 00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,062 Now that I'm not spending every waking minute at school, 486 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,266 I have so much time to get things done around the house. 487 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,968 My fur babies deserve a little cat palace! 488 00:17:07,035 --> 00:17:10,106 - Well, maybe you could get a housekeeper? 489 00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:12,175 - [scoffs] I can't afford a housekeeper 490 00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:15,611 on a teacher's salary, Nate Wright. 491 00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,713 If only there was a child 492 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:21,883 that would be desperate enough to work for me for free. 493 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:22,985 [laughs evilly] 494 00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,820 - * Walking on, walking on * 495 00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:27,357 * Broken glass * 496 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,525 [bell dings] - [screams] 497 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:32,562 ["Walking on Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox] 498 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,230 - * You were the sweetest thing * 499 00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:36,632 - [screams] 500 00:17:36,699 --> 00:17:38,868 [cat meows] 501 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,203 [cat yowls] 502 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,904 - * But I don't care * 503 00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:44,073 - [screams] 504 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,876 - * If I can't have you * 505 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,878 * * 506 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,980 [towel sizzles] [cat yowls] 507 00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:52,782 - [screams] 508 00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:54,650 - Mean, clean, 509 00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:56,586 and restored at last. 510 00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:57,653 - [groans] 511 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,654 Does that mean you're ready 512 00:17:58,721 --> 00:17:59,622 to come back to school? 513 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,391 - I loathe to admit this, 514 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,992 but you did good, Nate. [cat meows] 515 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:04,694 I haven't seen my babies 516 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,996 this happy in a long time. 517 00:18:07,062 --> 00:18:09,031 I'll let you have this one. 518 00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:11,867 - [weakly] Yay. 519 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,068 [screams] 520 00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:17,573 [school bell rings] 521 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,309 [indistinct chatter] 522 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,477 - Oh, hey, Kim. 523 00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:24,880 Sorry I was kind of a jerk before. 524 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:27,149 - Hear you spend a lot of time in here. 525 00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:29,219 [snickers] - OMG! 526 00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,621 It's Doo Doo Holloway! 527 00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:34,757 Did chronic diarrhea have you running for the loo? 528 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,158 [laughs] - [groans] 529 00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:38,361 [laughter] 530 00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:40,095 Not today, but if it had, 531 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,131 it would be nothing to be ashamed of. 532 00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:45,501 We all have bathroom issues sometimes. 533 00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:47,703 [laughter] 534 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,605 - Actually, she's right. 535 00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:51,941 Everyone has bathroom issues. 536 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,943 Don't you? 537 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,211 - Well, 538 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,646 sometimes, when I laugh, 539 00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:58,113 I pee a little. 540 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,749 - And I always sit backwards 541 00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:00,916 on the toilet seat, 542 00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:02,985 'cause I'm scared I'll fall in. 543 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,888 I've never told anyone that before! 544 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,258 - I usually have trouble going to the bathroom 545 00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:09,525 when people are around. 546 00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,794 It makes me feel embarrassed. 547 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:14,096 - You have shy bladder syndrome. 548 00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:15,331 It's okay. 549 00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:16,999 That's a really common bathroom issue. 550 00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,269 Look, don't beat yourself up, girl. 551 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:20,670 Remember my commercial? 552 00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:22,938 * Let's talk about your troubles * 553 00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:24,840 * There's no need to be formal * 554 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,909 all: * Your freaky bathroom issues * 555 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,279 * They are totally normal * 556 00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:30,780 - Yeah! - [laughing] 557 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,948 - Oh, yeah, awesome! 558 00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,183 - I did it! 559 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,652 I went even though you guys were here! 560 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:39,121 Thanks, Dee Dee! 561 00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:42,292 - I shouldn't have been ashamed of my character, Diarrhea Girl. 562 00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:43,526 She's bigger than me. 563 00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:45,261 She is all of us. 564 00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:47,963 As an actor, I must always be a vessel of truth, 565 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,566 highlighting the gritty, but universal bowels 566 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,201 of the human condition! 567 00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:54,304 - Wow, that's very moving. 568 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,771 - Yes, in fact, 569 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:59,008 I feel movement coming on right now. 570 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,944 all: * Let's talk about your troubles * 571 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:04,380 * There's no need to be formal * 572 00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,282 * Freaky bathroom issues * 573 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,117 - [gasps] 574 00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:11,020 - I have weird bathroom issues myself! 575 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,590 [air horn blares] [all cheer] 576 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:16,258 - [growls] 577 00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:17,327 [grunts] 578 00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:19,061 Something isn't right. 579 00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:20,262 I smell... 580 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,464 [sniffs] 581 00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:23,566 Self-esteem. 582 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,268 all: * Talk about your troubles * 583 00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:28,270 - What the frivolity? 584 00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:30,072 You vandals should be 585 00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:31,907 in social studies class! 586 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:34,744 Gina, even you are participating 587 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,145 in this buffoonery? 588 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,880 What are you thinking? 589 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:40,816 - Our substitute teacher encouraged this behavior, 590 00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:43,386 Mrs. Godfrey. I knew that he didn't know 591 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:44,787 what he was doing. 592 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,690 He's Nate Wright's dad. 593 00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:49,825 - Mrs. Godfrey, you're back already? 594 00:20:49,892 --> 00:20:52,828 - Mr. Wright is the best teacher ever! 595 00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:56,165 all: [chanting] Mr. Wright! Mr. Wright! 596 00:20:56,231 --> 00:20:58,601 - And what exactly did this Mr. Wright-- 597 00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:00,403 whose bare midriff-- [belly burps] 598 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,237 Violates dress code-- 599 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,906 teach you Neanderthals? 600 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:07,309 - He taught us how to have f...fun! 601 00:21:07,377 --> 00:21:10,145 - Well, there's one lesson you're going to unlearn-- 602 00:21:10,212 --> 00:21:11,781 and swiftly. 603 00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,883 Head to my classroom at once, sixth-graders! 604 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:16,486 We're having a pop quiz on the year 1920. 605 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:19,021 It will count as half your grade for the semester. 606 00:21:19,088 --> 00:21:20,222 [all whine] 607 00:21:20,289 --> 00:21:23,726 If you don't go into the classroom-- 608 00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,428 [demonic voice] I'll eat your souls 609 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:27,162 in detention! 610 00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:28,564 [huffing and puffing] 611 00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:29,965 [all scream] 612 00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:31,501 [growls] 613 00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:34,003 - I'm sorry I couldn't be your teacher for longer, buddy. 614 00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:35,270 I know how much you've loved 615 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,072 having me at school with you all day. 616 00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,441 - Yes, wow! 617 00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:39,909 What a bummer. Sorry, Dad. 618 00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:41,010 [laughs] I guess I'll just, uh-- 619 00:21:41,076 --> 00:21:42,344 yeah, see you at home then. 620 00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:44,179 Buh-bye now. 621 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:45,515 - By the way, 622 00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:48,183 you're gonna wanna reheat the tuna noodle casserole 623 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,053 because Nate will be home late tonight! 624 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,388 He has detention. 625 00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:53,456 - Wait, wait, wait, what? 626 00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:56,025 Why? - You were very late 627 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:57,793 to school today, young man. 628 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,262 - Yeah, because I was helping you! 629 00:22:00,329 --> 00:22:03,198 - [roars] 630 00:22:03,265 --> 00:22:04,199 - [groans] 631 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:07,670 [rock music] 632 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,540 - * Chronic diarrhea * 633 00:22:10,606 --> 00:22:13,509 * Got you running for the loo * 634 00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:15,377 * Looking for a method * 635 00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:17,680 - * To control that pesky poo? * 636 00:22:17,747 --> 00:22:19,582 * Pooping should be private * 637 00:22:19,649 --> 00:22:22,084 * When it's public, that's a blunder * 638 00:22:22,151 --> 00:22:23,786 * Try the Under Wonder * 639 00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:26,556 * And cast butt thunder asunder * 640 00:22:26,622 --> 00:22:28,791 * Your freaky bathroom issues * 641 00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:31,761 * They are totally normal *