1 00:00:02,012 --> 00:00:02,946 - Ha, ha! Come on, Nate. 2 00:00:03,013 --> 00:00:05,382 Give it a good whack like this. 3 00:00:05,449 --> 00:00:11,522 - [groans] 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,495 both: Ooh. 5 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,935 both: Mm. 6 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:28,071 - Did you guys see that? 7 00:00:28,139 --> 00:00:31,108 Spencer Rinfroe, the coolest, most awesome kid 8 00:00:31,175 --> 00:00:36,480 in seventh grade just returned our tetherball. 9 00:00:36,547 --> 00:00:39,150 Oh, what I wouldn't do to be friends with him. 10 00:00:39,216 --> 00:00:42,153 Like Cammie Hunter or Brintch Clintcherson. 11 00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:44,188 - [groans] 12 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:45,756 - [laughs] 13 00:00:45,822 --> 00:00:48,192 - Why, you ask? Well, I heard 14 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,994 Spencer throws kissing parties. 15 00:00:51,061 --> 00:00:53,330 [soft music] 16 00:00:53,397 --> 00:00:55,932 - Oh. [laughter] 17 00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:59,870 - Uh, what are you doing? - [gasps] 18 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,505 [upbeat music] 19 00:01:01,572 --> 00:01:03,874 - * Don't want to go to school today * 20 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,610 * The sun is red hot and I wanna play * 21 00:01:06,677 --> 00:01:09,246 * But if I get caught they'll make me pay * 22 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:11,047 * Detention again * 23 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,549 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 24 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:13,750 - * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 25 00:01:13,817 --> 00:01:15,219 - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 26 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:17,120 - * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 27 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:22,759 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 28 00:01:22,826 --> 00:01:25,094 - * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh * 29 00:01:25,162 --> 00:01:26,363 * Big Nate * 30 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,031 [loud clang] 31 00:01:28,098 --> 00:01:31,268 [loud crash] 32 00:01:31,335 --> 00:01:34,171 - [yawns] Morning, Pops. 33 00:01:34,238 --> 00:01:35,472 - Morning, kiddo. 34 00:01:35,539 --> 00:01:36,907 Have a great day at school today. 35 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:39,443 - Sure will. 36 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:41,412 - Nate, I told you I can't tip you 37 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:42,813 just for getting out of bed. 38 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:45,249 - Aren't you forgetting something? 39 00:01:45,316 --> 00:01:47,117 - Oh, no, is it Ellen's birthday? 40 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:49,453 - No, Dad, I meant my lunch. 41 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,322 - Lunch, right. Sorry, Nate. 42 00:01:51,388 --> 00:01:52,889 I got distracted by my horoscope. 43 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:55,192 [clears throat] Beware. 44 00:01:55,259 --> 00:01:57,294 Huh? That's all it says. 45 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:59,563 Here's a dollar. Does that cover a chicken sandwich? 46 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,598 - Yeah, that doesn't even cover the bread, 47 00:02:01,665 --> 00:02:03,334 but you know what? Forget it. It's fine. 48 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,702 I'll just mooch some food off my well-nourished friends. 49 00:02:05,769 --> 00:02:07,438 - [sighs] [tires squeal] 50 00:02:07,504 --> 00:02:10,073 - I'm telling you guys there's got to be something we can do 51 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:12,509 to make the seventh graders think we can hang. 52 00:02:12,576 --> 00:02:14,945 I mean, what is it that they have that we don't? 53 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:17,146 - Longer legs. - Deeper voices. 54 00:02:17,214 --> 00:02:18,449 - Self-confidence. 55 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,183 - They've already had chicken pox. 56 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:22,185 - You haven't had chicken pox yet, Chad? 57 00:02:22,253 --> 00:02:23,454 - Well, on the contrary, Nate, 58 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,188 I've been feeding mine for years. 59 00:02:25,256 --> 00:02:27,324 [bawking] - Sick! 60 00:02:27,391 --> 00:02:29,393 [groans] - Is that the big dipper? 61 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,127 [upbeat music] 62 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,929 [gasps] Spencer. 63 00:02:32,996 --> 00:02:35,966 Wait a minute, he has a moustache. 64 00:02:38,735 --> 00:02:42,038 - They have moustaches. 65 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:45,342 - Oh, and that means? 66 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:49,780 - It means all we have to do is grow moustaches. 67 00:02:49,846 --> 00:02:52,048 Ha! I can't believe I didn't think of that before. 68 00:02:52,115 --> 00:02:55,051 How hard can that be? - Pretty hard for me. 69 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:56,953 - Come on, just roll with me here, friend Dee Dee. 70 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,790 We grow moustaches, Spencer wants to be our friend, 71 00:02:59,856 --> 00:03:03,660 and then we get invited to kissing parties. 72 00:03:03,727 --> 00:03:06,597 - I'm out. If a moustache shows up over these lips, 73 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:10,501 I will tweeze it out of existence. 74 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:12,336 Catch you later, beardiots. 75 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:14,838 - I have to clean my locker. 76 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,344 [laughs] 77 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:24,014 - And I would, Nate, but I... 78 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,752 - Oh, whatever. Forget you guys. 79 00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:31,021 Teddy? - I am so in. 80 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,989 Where do we get moustaches, bro? 81 00:03:33,056 --> 00:03:35,626 - [laughs] Leave that part to me. 82 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:37,461 - No kid of mine will go to school 83 00:03:37,528 --> 00:03:38,895 without a sandwich again. 84 00:03:38,961 --> 00:03:42,165 Okay, Mr. Bread, where are you? 85 00:03:42,232 --> 00:03:43,300 [screams] 86 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,737 [groans] 87 00:03:46,803 --> 00:03:49,306 - Daddy? - [screams] 88 00:03:50,907 --> 00:03:55,145 - Huh? Well, who says I can't make my own? 89 00:03:58,081 --> 00:04:00,216 I have no idea what I'm doing. 90 00:04:03,086 --> 00:04:06,256 - You ready, bro? - No idea. 91 00:04:06,323 --> 00:04:09,225 [upbeat music] 92 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,595 * * 93 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:12,796 - [screams] 94 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:27,110 - [singing in Spanish] 95 00:04:38,355 --> 00:04:39,623 both: * Our bigotes * 96 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:40,957 * Look at our bigotes * 97 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:42,559 * I learned a new word * 98 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,194 * Our bigotes * 99 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,462 * Our bigotes * 100 00:04:45,529 --> 00:04:46,730 * Look at our bigotes * 101 00:04:46,797 --> 00:04:48,231 * We're now in seventh grade * 102 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:51,134 * With our bigotes, aye * - [sighs] 103 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:52,769 [laughter] 104 00:04:52,836 --> 00:04:55,305 - [clears throat] 105 00:04:55,372 --> 00:04:56,773 - Hmm? - Sup? 106 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,976 - S to the up. 107 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:01,812 - Hmm. both: Hmm. 108 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:03,947 both: [gulps] 109 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,181 - Hmm. 110 00:05:05,248 --> 00:05:08,184 Huh, sixth graders with moustaches. 111 00:05:08,251 --> 00:05:11,588 Never thought I'd live to see the day. 112 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:13,457 both: Yeah! 113 00:05:13,524 --> 00:05:16,292 - Thanks for coming over, Pedro. 114 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,028 - It's good you called me. 115 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:20,230 - I'm trying to make a couple slices of bread, 116 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:23,233 but it's not working. 117 00:05:23,299 --> 00:05:26,236 - Oh, that's because you're only halfway there, Martin. 118 00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:29,673 What you have concocted here is sourdough starter. 119 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:32,075 This is more than a couple of slices. 120 00:05:32,142 --> 00:05:34,945 It could be three or four. Maybe even 100. 121 00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:37,080 - Really? I don't think I need that many. 122 00:05:37,147 --> 00:05:39,249 - Well, you're thinking about this all wrong. 123 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:43,587 You might not need that many, but the world does. 124 00:05:43,654 --> 00:05:45,789 - The world needs this? 125 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:48,859 - Yes, Martin, yes. Carbs are in. 126 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:50,461 We start by selling door-to-door. 127 00:05:50,527 --> 00:05:54,030 See? Rope them in then they'll come crawling back for more. 128 00:05:54,097 --> 00:05:57,367 It'll be our very own sourdough starter start-up. 129 00:05:57,434 --> 00:06:00,837 - A starter start-up? You really think this can work? 130 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:02,873 - Trust me. Before long, you'll have 131 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:05,341 enough dough to launch your very own bakery. 132 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:11,181 And Nate will never show up to school without a lunch again. 133 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:13,383 - Hmm. 134 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:15,952 - Now, I know what you're thinking, Spencer. 135 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:19,790 I'm slightly below average in the height department. 136 00:06:19,856 --> 00:06:21,925 - You're way below average. 137 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:25,762 - And Teddy here isn't exactly a fashion trend setter. 138 00:06:25,829 --> 00:06:28,198 - I wear the same thing every day. 139 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:31,201 - Yeah, yeah, the point is we might look like sixth graders, 140 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:34,070 but we've got what it takes to roll with you guys. 141 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,139 - I doubt it. Sixth grade is like 142 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:37,440 a bike with training wheels. 143 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:41,745 Once you get into seventh it's like motocross. 144 00:06:44,347 --> 00:06:46,917 - We text, we hang out, we even throw kissing parties, 145 00:06:46,983 --> 00:06:48,752 which I doubt either of you can handle. 146 00:06:48,819 --> 00:06:50,186 Boom. 147 00:06:53,857 --> 00:06:54,858 Nailed it. 148 00:06:54,925 --> 00:06:56,760 - We can handle kissing parties. 149 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:59,162 - Yeah, let's just say these lip brooms 150 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:02,298 have swept a lot of lucky ladies off their feet. 151 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:04,735 - Well, no sixth grader has ever been 152 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:07,771 to one of our parties, so if you want to prove you can 153 00:07:07,838 --> 00:07:11,341 hang with the big dogs, you have to play your cards right. 154 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:14,477 - Oh, not a problem. My Go Fish skills are off the hook. 155 00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:15,612 [laughter] 156 00:07:15,679 --> 00:07:17,213 - Come meet us after school. 157 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,683 We'll see how cool you really are. 158 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,818 - Hmm. 159 00:07:21,885 --> 00:07:23,319 both: Yeah! 160 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:30,160 [school bell rings] 161 00:07:30,226 --> 00:07:31,461 - There you guys are. 162 00:07:31,528 --> 00:07:33,063 You want to play Time Disruptors after school? 163 00:07:33,129 --> 00:07:35,165 - Sup, fools? 164 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:37,734 You two want to ride with us? - We got two more spots here 165 00:07:37,801 --> 00:07:40,336 if you want to go down the road for a tasty cone with us. 166 00:07:44,374 --> 00:07:46,176 - Mom, are you kidding me right now? 167 00:07:46,242 --> 00:07:48,311 - Heck yeah. - You know it. 168 00:07:48,378 --> 00:07:49,946 [car door shuts] 169 00:07:51,582 --> 00:07:52,816 - Where are they going? 170 00:07:52,883 --> 00:07:54,951 - With their new friends, I guess. 171 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:56,887 - * Oh, don't you dare look back * 172 00:07:56,952 --> 00:07:58,755 * Just keep your eyes on me * 173 00:07:58,822 --> 00:07:59,956 * I think you're holding back * 174 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:03,059 - You guys enjoying that ice cream, hmm? 175 00:08:03,126 --> 00:08:05,729 Does it taste fresh? 176 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:07,898 - Uh, yeah. I mean, everyone 177 00:08:07,964 --> 00:08:09,733 knows Scoopsies milks their own cows. 178 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,703 - Come on, guys, it doesn't take a rocket scientist 179 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:14,605 to realize that Scoopsies' cows 180 00:08:14,671 --> 00:08:17,307 are being held here against their will. 181 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:22,345 - [laughs] 182 00:08:22,412 --> 00:08:23,847 - They are? 183 00:08:23,914 --> 00:08:26,082 - What do you two think seventh grade is all about? 184 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:28,652 - Briefs to boxers. - Male pattern balding. 185 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,687 - Yeah, sure, that stuff, I guess. 186 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:33,624 But it's really about fighting crime. 187 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,226 - Crime? As in like crime-crime? 188 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:37,827 - Would you quiet down, dude? 189 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:40,764 Who else would protect this city if not us? 190 00:08:40,831 --> 00:08:43,466 - Awesome. So we get to fight crime 191 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,602 and go to kissing parties. 192 00:08:45,669 --> 00:08:47,270 - Only if you can hang. 193 00:08:47,337 --> 00:08:49,539 - But you'll have a chance to prove yourself tonight 194 00:08:49,606 --> 00:08:52,175 'cause after Scoopsies closes up shop 195 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:55,211 we're gonna expose this place for what it really is. 196 00:08:55,278 --> 00:08:57,047 You in, sixth graders? 197 00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:59,449 - Um... - Uh-huh. 198 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,952 Let's liberate some bovine. 199 00:09:02,018 --> 00:09:05,055 - Local cows freed from Scoopsies. 200 00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:08,124 Scoopsies destroyed in freak cattle stampede. 201 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:11,394 Children will never experience happiness again. 202 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:12,829 [mooing] 203 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,931 - I can't believe Scoopsies is gone. 204 00:09:14,998 --> 00:09:17,233 I feel lost, broken. 205 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,769 Why would someone do this? 206 00:09:18,835 --> 00:09:22,939 - So many memories gone in a blink of an eye. 207 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:25,876 - My gram used to bring me there after her bingo nights. 208 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:27,978 It's where I learned to swim. 209 00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:30,714 - Uh, Chad, there was no pool at Scoopsies. 210 00:09:30,781 --> 00:09:34,217 - I know, but the sinks were really big. 211 00:09:34,284 --> 00:09:36,486 all: [sighs] 212 00:09:36,552 --> 00:09:38,121 - There's something we have to tell you guys. 213 00:09:38,188 --> 00:09:41,091 - Be right back, guys. I think Teddy has to hurl. 214 00:09:41,157 --> 00:09:43,727 - We did that, man. We freed the cows. 215 00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:46,062 - Teddy, calm down. I mean, you heard Spencer. 216 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:49,099 The place was bent, probably. We did our friends a favor. 217 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,867 You want them to end up in cement shoes? 218 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,670 - I don't know what that means. - It's okay. 219 00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,605 Everything's cool as long as we don't say anything. 220 00:09:55,672 --> 00:09:57,708 But one slip up and we go back to being weird, 221 00:09:57,774 --> 00:09:59,642 little sixth graders like Hamster Hank. 222 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:03,046 [laughter and screams] 223 00:10:03,113 --> 00:10:08,118 - Hamster Hank brings the pain. Whoo-hoo! 224 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:10,620 - Sixth graders who don't get invited to kissing parties. 225 00:10:10,687 --> 00:10:12,388 Now, buckle up, buckaroo. 226 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:13,824 Make sure that moustache stays glued on. 227 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:16,192 We got this. [doorbell rings] 228 00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:19,395 - Hello, there. Fine afternoon to buy some bread, isn't it? 229 00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:22,632 [laughs] [doorbell rings] 230 00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:25,168 - Hello! How would you like to taste... 231 00:10:25,235 --> 00:10:27,037 Ow! - Hey, kiddo. 232 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:30,106 My name's Martin and I'd like to tell you about my... 233 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:32,976 - Ever thought you... - Might need a change in... 234 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,111 - The kind of bread you... - Don't want to miss this one. 235 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:38,548 [door closes] 236 00:10:38,614 --> 00:10:40,784 - Ah, cheer up, amigo. 237 00:10:40,851 --> 00:10:43,253 It's just a little first day jitters, is all. 238 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:44,821 - I don't know, Pedro. 239 00:10:44,888 --> 00:10:48,992 I don't think I'm really much of a sales person. 240 00:10:49,059 --> 00:10:52,729 - Perhaps or perhaps we've been trying to catch fish 241 00:10:52,796 --> 00:10:56,767 when we could be bagging a whale. 242 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,401 - I'm sorry, gents. 243 00:10:58,468 --> 00:11:01,237 I can't afford a year's supply of sourdough bread. 244 00:11:01,304 --> 00:11:04,540 - But Principal Nichols, we're not selling sourdough bread. 245 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,676 - We're selling sourdough starter. 246 00:11:06,743 --> 00:11:09,746 - Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. 247 00:11:09,813 --> 00:11:12,315 - I'm confused. 248 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:14,184 Weren't we talking about bread? 249 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,520 - Exactly. Bread you won't have to pay for 250 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:19,890 once we teach you how to make it yourself. 251 00:11:19,956 --> 00:11:22,658 They say bread farming is the wave of the future. 252 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,328 - They do? 253 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:32,402 [laughs] 254 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:35,038 I want to be a bread farmer. 255 00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:40,710 - Check it out, crew. Active heist going down. 256 00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:43,246 Nate-dog, T-dog, take the lead. We'll hold back. 257 00:11:43,313 --> 00:11:45,015 Don't want to blow our cover. - Yeah, yeah. 258 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:47,884 You got it, Spence-dog. - Nate, this is crazy. 259 00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:49,752 How do you know that lady isn't' buying a TV 260 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:52,322 like a normal person? - Because Spencer said so. 261 00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:54,825 He's a seventh grader and he called us dogs. 262 00:11:54,891 --> 00:12:00,030 [screams] Not on my watch. 263 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:02,432 Whoo-hoo! 264 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:05,001 - Hi, um, is that your money? 265 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:09,372 - Well, yes. - Not on my watch. 266 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:11,674 - [groans] all: Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:11,741 --> 00:12:14,344 - Hmm? [growls] 268 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:18,614 - Okay, just below us is an off-the-books nuclear silo 269 00:12:18,681 --> 00:12:22,318 hidden underneath Rackleff's pet store. 270 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:25,688 We need you two to grab us surveillance photos. 271 00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:29,192 - Roger. 10-4. Over. 272 00:12:29,259 --> 00:12:31,161 [gasps] 273 00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:34,164 - Are you seeing how insane this is? 274 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,499 - What are you talking about, man? 275 00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:38,935 - Has it crossed your mind that Spencer was wrong 276 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:41,271 about Scoopsies? He's probably wrong about 277 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:44,107 a missile silo underneath the pet store. 278 00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:47,343 That guys' cuckoo bananas. Are we really going to jump out 279 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:51,781 of a chopper for a chance to go to a kissing party? 280 00:12:51,848 --> 00:12:56,152 - Does this answer your question? 281 00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:02,993 - [sighs] - This warehouse is...perfect. 282 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,862 - Well, it's certainly big. - Listen, my friend. 283 00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:08,331 If we're going to start a sourdough starter start-up, 284 00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:11,167 we need plenty of space. 285 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:12,702 - Hmm. 286 00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:15,872 Got a hot tip about these two setting up a fake business 287 00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:19,642 called "Doughboyz." Obviously a front for the mob. 288 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,945 - Oh, yeah? Who called in the tip? 289 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,480 - My mom. She's my feet on the ground. 290 00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:26,082 - Makes total sense. 291 00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:29,585 - This is our main guy. Name: Dad Bod. 292 00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,087 And he doesn't work alone. 293 00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:33,023 - Not only does he not work alone, 294 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:36,626 He has a partner. Boom! Nailed it. 295 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:39,595 - [groans] That there is Man In Hat. 296 00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:41,064 - And they're our next targets. 297 00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:42,899 - Yeah, uh, what makes you think 298 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:44,901 these guys are a front for the mob? 299 00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:47,870 - Does it matter? - Uh, yeah. 300 00:13:47,938 --> 00:13:49,872 - Spencer, can I talk to you for a sec. 301 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,541 - What are you doing, man? 302 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:53,743 You're gonna blow this for us and hey, hey, hey. 303 00:13:53,809 --> 00:13:56,112 Glue your moustache on. It's sagging. 304 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:58,048 - Are you sure these two are cut out for this? 305 00:13:58,114 --> 00:14:00,450 - Yeah, they're cool, Cam. They got moustaches. 306 00:14:00,516 --> 00:14:01,584 - [sighs] Okay. 307 00:14:01,651 --> 00:14:03,019 - All right, gang. 308 00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:04,254 Look, I got an idea for the sting. 309 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,823 - Oh, yeah, I love a good sting. 310 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,927 [laughs] What's a sting? 311 00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:12,395 - Seriously? - Check it out. 312 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:15,298 The plan goes down at my kissing party this Friday. 313 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:18,434 We're gonna catch these two when they least expect it. 314 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,136 - [gasps] It's happening. 315 00:14:20,203 --> 00:14:22,738 Kissing party. We made it to the big time. 316 00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:26,576 - As long as the rest of my crew thinks you're up for it. 317 00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:28,378 - We will not let you down. 318 00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:31,647 - Good because this won't be just any party. 319 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:37,320 We'll be ordering a very special dinner. 320 00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:39,022 Dough, guys. 321 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,391 We're gonna be ordering dough from Doughboyz. 322 00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:42,725 all: Oh. 323 00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,632 - Feast your eyes on the first two sixth graders 324 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:54,704 to ever be invited to a seventh grade kissing party, baby. 325 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,872 - Wow. Whoop-dee-dang-doo. 326 00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,010 - Kissing party? Who have you guys ever kissed? 327 00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:02,112 - Well, I don't like to kiss and tell, 328 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:04,614 but we'll just say I once had a pretty hot moment 329 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,682 with my cousin's Miami Sami doll. 330 00:15:06,749 --> 00:15:09,685 [soft music] 331 00:15:09,752 --> 00:15:14,457 * * 332 00:15:14,524 --> 00:15:18,328 - Look, we may not all be that experienced, "Francis." 333 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,463 - Why did you say my name in air quotes? 334 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,665 - But compared to what the seventh graders have 335 00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:25,101 put us through so far, it should be a piece of cake. 336 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:27,703 - I remember my first kissing party. 337 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:30,473 I barely got out alive. 338 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,242 Have fun, you two. 339 00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:35,545 [screams] 340 00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:37,547 - [sighs] 341 00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:43,553 - Just watch. This is gonna be the night of our lives. 342 00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,321 You cool, bro? - I'm fine. 343 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,423 - You good though? - I said I'm fine. 344 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:50,026 - Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. I'm good. You good? 345 00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:51,961 - Dude, we had ample chances to bail. 346 00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:53,896 You made your bed here and now, you got to kiss it. 347 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:56,866 - No, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm so good. 348 00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:58,368 You good? - [groans] 349 00:15:58,434 --> 00:16:03,806 [laughter] 350 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,675 - [laughs] 351 00:16:05,741 --> 00:16:06,909 - * Know somehow * 352 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,544 * I guess every rose * 353 00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:09,879 both: [laughter] 354 00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:11,347 - Oh, Dios mío. - Oh, goodness. 355 00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:13,283 [gasps] 356 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:17,987 - * Just like every night has it's dawn * 357 00:16:18,054 --> 00:16:23,226 - [chuckles] That's me, I think. 358 00:16:23,293 --> 00:16:24,827 - Oh, that's definitely you, bro. 359 00:16:24,894 --> 00:16:26,762 [laughs] 360 00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:28,731 - Look in her eyes, bro. 361 00:16:28,798 --> 00:16:30,733 You landed on a good one. She's a pro. 362 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,502 - [gulps] 363 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:33,903 Totally. [laughs] 364 00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:36,639 Uh, smooch. 365 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,308 Nothing to be afraid of. 366 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:40,476 Here I go. 367 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:43,479 [tense music] 368 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:47,850 * * 369 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,185 all: [gasps] 370 00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,721 - Dude, why'd your moustache just fall off? 371 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,656 - Oh, I knew it, "Nate-dog." 372 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,558 - Why'd you just say my name in air quotes? 373 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,760 - He's a phony. A fake. 374 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,629 - Fake is a little harsh. 375 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:03,266 I'd describe myself as aspirationally pubescent. 376 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,401 - Sixth graders can't even grow moustaches. 377 00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:08,670 - [groans] 378 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,239 - This is unbelievable. 379 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:13,843 What kind of sixth grade loser would fake having a 'stache? 380 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,346 - A big loser that's who, Spence. 381 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,448 Boom! Nailed it. 382 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,982 Yes! [laughs] 383 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:23,119 - Yeah, beat it, you two. - [groans] 384 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:24,954 - And use the back door, okay? 385 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,322 Because I don't want my neighbors knowing 386 00:17:26,389 --> 00:17:28,924 I had little, baby sixth graders over here. 387 00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:30,426 Yeah, I got a rep to maintain. 388 00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,599 [doorbell rings] - The Doughboyz. 389 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:39,202 We got to move. - This is our biggest drop yet. 390 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,671 I've got excited mouth sweat. 391 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:44,940 - Huh, hello, gov'nor. Now! 392 00:17:45,007 --> 00:17:47,743 - [groans] What in tarnation? 393 00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,279 What is the meaning of this? 394 00:17:49,345 --> 00:17:50,913 - You tell me, pal. 395 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,948 - Help! Somebody. 396 00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:53,983 - Dad? 397 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,888 - I'm confused. Does this mean your dad 398 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,524 and my Uncle Pedro are in the Rackleff mob? 399 00:18:01,591 --> 00:18:03,826 - No, Teddy, you were right. 400 00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:05,328 Spencer is nuts. 401 00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,597 Scoopsies, the lady with the TV, 402 00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:09,899 the missile silo, it was all made up. 403 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,967 And now, those psychos have my dad and Pedro. 404 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,604 We got to save them before it's too late. 405 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,473 - [screams] 406 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,709 - How dare you bring your crime 407 00:18:19,775 --> 00:18:22,945 into our peaceful municipal--ality. 408 00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:24,380 Not on my watch. 409 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,649 - Let's end these two boneheads. 410 00:18:26,716 --> 00:18:30,119 - Boneheads? No, we're just salesmen. 411 00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:31,754 - Speaking of which, 412 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:34,257 can we interest you in some sourdough starter? 413 00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:37,860 [chainsaw revs] 414 00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:42,131 - Hey, why don't you guys pick on someone your own age. 415 00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,166 - Well, look who it is. 416 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,636 - What are you gonna do to us, sixth graders? 417 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:50,139 Hit us with your blankies and pacifiers. 418 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,508 - Well, no because you know, 419 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:54,277 neither of those things would really hurt. 420 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:58,648 - She meant if they had spikes. Boom! Nailed it. 421 00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,483 - Pacifiers with spikes? 422 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,318 - These guys are deeply disturbed. 423 00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:03,553 - [growls] 424 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:04,754 both: [growls] 425 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,191 And it was kind of boring. 426 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,666 - Yeah! - Get them. 427 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:18,568 * * 428 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,470 - Huh. 429 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,372 - [laughs] 430 00:19:22,438 --> 00:19:24,073 Teddy, you know what to do. 431 00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:26,276 both: [screams] 432 00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:37,920 - Brintch, attack. - Hi-yeah. 433 00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:44,193 Boom? [groans] 434 00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:47,663 Nailed it. 435 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:52,302 - Not bad for a couple of sixth graders. 436 00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,103 - Did you just crack your eyes? 437 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,272 - You are one twisted individual. 438 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,176 - [screams] 439 00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:11,153 My 'stache. 440 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,623 - Is that all you got, punks? [groans] 441 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:15,725 Huh? [growls] 442 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:20,430 Teddy, come out and play. Huh? 443 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:25,335 [groans] 444 00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:26,802 [screams] 445 00:20:26,869 --> 00:20:30,840 You waxed my 'stache. [growls] 446 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,708 [gasps] Oh, nuts. 447 00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:40,249 - You might want to get a fresh diaper, pal. 448 00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,352 - [farts] - Daddy? 449 00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,687 - [screams] 450 00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:47,657 - Easy, easy. both: [groans] 451 00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,125 - Perfect. - Nate, 452 00:20:50,192 --> 00:20:52,528 I just wanted to make you a sandwich. 453 00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:54,730 [cries] - It's okay, Dad. 454 00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:57,232 It's all over. Also, I'm gonna be honest. 455 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,468 I just throw your sandwiches out 456 00:20:58,534 --> 00:20:59,802 when I get to school anyways. 457 00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:02,338 - Spencer Amadeus Mozart Rinfroe. 458 00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:04,574 What in the name of your father's stuffed walleye 459 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,941 do you think you're doing? 460 00:21:06,008 --> 00:21:07,777 I have had it with you, young man. 461 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:08,944 What did I tell you about 462 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,546 taking the law into your own hands? 463 00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:11,881 You're grounded and 464 00:21:11,947 --> 00:21:14,183 I'm taking away your stuffies for a whole week. 465 00:21:14,249 --> 00:21:15,718 - No! Not my stuffies. 466 00:21:15,785 --> 00:21:18,320 Mommy, you can't do that. 467 00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:26,161 [cries] - [growls] 468 00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:27,530 - [groans] 469 00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:29,732 - Oh, hey, guys. Recess hang later? 470 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:31,434 - Don't you want to hang with Spencer 471 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,068 and the cool seventh graders? 472 00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:35,671 - Ah, no. That's over. - Yeah, bro, 473 00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:37,973 the seventh graders are total sociopaths. 474 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,309 I'm not ready for that at all. 475 00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:41,877 - Hmm, you don't say? 476 00:21:41,944 --> 00:21:45,180 - Yeah, look, we were total jerks for bailing on you guys 477 00:21:45,247 --> 00:21:47,617 to hang out with a bunch of raging lunatics. 478 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,251 - We're really sorry, guys, 479 00:21:49,318 --> 00:21:51,987 although it was like 99.9% Nate's fault. 480 00:21:52,054 --> 00:21:53,689 - It's okay. Thanks for the apology. 481 00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,157 - So what do you say? 482 00:21:55,224 --> 00:21:57,627 You guys want to play Time Disruptors after school? 483 00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:58,994 - I'm in. all: [groans] 484 00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:01,664 - What? You don't like my man 'stache? 485 00:22:01,731 --> 00:22:05,334 [chitters] [screams] 486 00:22:09,472 --> 00:22:12,408 [rock music] 487 00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:19,615 * *