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[Griffin] Sorry, kids,
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I'm afraid we have
some bad news.
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Now, as you all know,
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we were unable to assume
control of the ship
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and turn it around.
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Now, at this point,
the quickest option home
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is a gravity-thrust maneuver
around Venus.
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But that's in 15 days.
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Yes.
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We have made immense progress
with the Matilda issue,
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and we are fully confident
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that we will
tackle the problem before then.
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You have to be kidding me!
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Doria...
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It's okay, Dad.
I'll talk to her.
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We should have a plan
ready to share
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in the next few days.
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Now, listen, in the meantime,
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keep the faith.
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We're gonna bring you home.
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Mission Control, out.
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Samy?
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We're pushing them too hard.
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Maybe it's time we stop making
promises that we can't keep.
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We're not.
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Singer's making
some serious headway
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on how we can
deactivate Matilda.
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We'll have control
of the ship
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within the next
few days.
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I'm not talking
about the nuts and bolts.
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I'm talking about our kids.
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Their sleep patterns are off.
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Mood swings,
diminished attention...
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depression.
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They're at
each others' throats.
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Exactly.
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Their behaviors are erratic.
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They're not thinking logically.
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That spacewalk?
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We explicitly told them
not to do it,
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and they big-fat did it anyway.
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Look, the only way
to deal with all of that
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is to bring them home ASAP.
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So you tell me, all of you...
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is there anything
we are not doing
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to make that happen?
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Okay, then.
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[music playing]
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Hi, I'm Rex Dowd,
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and if you're watching
this video,
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you're wrestling with
the most complex
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and difficult complication
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of a long space voyage,
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crew morale.
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The bulk of this video series
addresses technical problems
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you might experience
on your journey,
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but mark my words,
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none of your ship's hardware
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is as complex
as the human heart.
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It'll take far more
than a simple turn of a wrench
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to solve this most challenging,
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and, if left unchecked,
most lethal,
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of onboard issues.
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Lethal?
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[Dowd] For instance,
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a colleague who exhibits
severe homesickness
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or spends inordinate time
in isolation
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may be experiencing
acute depression.
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C'mon, Doria,
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I'm bored.
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Let's do something.
Anything.
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How about I go
to Dance Squad try-outs
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and blow Ms. Mooney away
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with my killer routine
to "Peek-A-Boo Bop"?
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How about that?
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Can we do that?
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C'mon, get serious.
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How's this for serious?
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If those bozos on the ground
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don't turn us around
by the time we get to Venus,
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we'll be stuck up here
for another five months,
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in this smelly tin can,
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and I won't just miss try-outs,
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I'll miss the whole program!
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Yeah, I get it. It's--
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No. You don't get it!
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Elliot, eighth grade
was supposed to be my year!
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My year!
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[Dowd] Another common
but potentially deadly pitfall
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is interpersonal conflicts.
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These can initially manifest
as petty bickering...
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Can you read?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, see, I, like,
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took that as, like,
everyone but me.
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Yeah, see, I read that
as, like,
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especially everyone but me.
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Fine!
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Have your stupid oatmeal.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I wouldn't want the big hero
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to miss out
on his breakfast.
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Maybe then you wouldn't be able
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to save all our
sorry little butts.
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I was joking!
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Once is a joke, sure.
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But saying it
every ten minutes?
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That's an attitude.
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Am I right?
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You know what?
You guys are full of it.
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[Dowd] These minor squabbles
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can easily lead
to resentment, hostility,
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and in extreme cases,
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what doctors refer to
as Acute Space Psychosis,
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commonly known as...
space rage.
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[echoing] Space rage.
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Space rage. Space rage.
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Something's definitely off with,
like, everybody.
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I mean, I know we
gotta go on to Venus,
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and that's stressful,
but this is more than
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just the normal kind
of stress, you know?
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I mean, like,
Martin's spacewalk,
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we were, like,
a full-on team.
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But now it's just like
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Doria's all in her room
all the time,
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and Martin and Will
are at each other's throats--
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Can't... you see
I am working here?
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Just... stop...
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talking!
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Space rage.
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[Dowd] On the ground,
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these conflicts may
compromise productivity,
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but up there?
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They can easily
prove fatal.
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When pressure builds
and tempers flare,
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it's time for a leader
to get pro-active.
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A team-building exercise.
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A non-critical
cooperative effort
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that gives each participant
a chance to shine.
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First, you'll need an ally,
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an eager follower.
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Choose someone
who's passive, enthusiastic,
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and easily distracted.
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Behold...
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the Helios Quantalux-6-Plus
video camera.
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Six different modes:
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standard, infrared,
thermal, MRI...
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you can even capture farts
with this thing.
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Can I?
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This thing is awesome.
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We gotta make a movie.
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Ya think?
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Yeah.
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But not just any movie.
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A space movie!
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Hey, superstar.
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We're making a movie!
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[startling]
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I didn't mean
to sneak up on you.
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What do you want?
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Uh, nothing.
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Actually, we're just...
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well, you don't have to
if you don't want to.
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What?
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Well, we're making a movie.
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So we were thinking
like Fear & Dread,
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but not a ripoff,
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more like...
like reminiscent.
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An homage.
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Yeah.
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Exactly. An homage.
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Wait.
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Are we talking F&D IV,
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or the one where
they meet the Nebulantians?
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Well, I was thinking
the action from IV
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combined with
the suspense of III.
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Well, not just a normal movie.
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It's like a horror movie.
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Well... a space horror
movie, and...
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Okay, come on, spit it out.
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Well, I mean, we were hoping
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that... you would play
Aphus Fear?
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Wait a second. You said "we."
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"We're thinking."
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Who's "we"?
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Not Will.
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Well, see, I was--
I didn't mean--
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Forget it. I'm out.
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You game?
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Do I get to eat anybody?
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Oh yeah.
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You get to eat everybody.
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You know what?
It's totally okay.
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I get it.
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A lot of people
get stage fright.
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Stage fright?
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Who said I had
stage fright?
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Will said that, didn't he?
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Look, man,
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it's totally cool.
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You know what?
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Count me in.
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Okay.
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[Griffin] We need
to shut down Matilda.
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No half measures.
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This can't be like last time.
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Night and day, brother.
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Night and day.
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Do you mind?
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You're hovering.
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It's Day 73, Singer.
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73 days those kids have been
stuck up there
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dealing with stuff
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trained astronauts
can barely handle.
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They need instructions
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to disconnect Matilda
once and for all.
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Do you want it done fast,
or do you want it done right?
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It's a quantum CPU, Griffin,
not a plug and play.
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We got a bunch
of little kids up there
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doing brain surgery
on Albert Einstein,
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and I gotta boil it all down
to "See Spot Run."
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Just get it done, Singer.
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Yeah.
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All right, Matilda,
effects!
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[Matilda] Ambient effects
lighting engaged.
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Can I ditch the helmet?
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It keeps steaming up,
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and you won't be able
to see my face.
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That's a plus.
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What was that?
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He just meant, uh,
that it looks awesome...
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that the lighting effects
really sell it.
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All right,
how do I look?
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Be honest.
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You look unbelievable.
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[Matilda]
Very disturbing, Samy.
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Oh, we gotta test
the blood 'n' guts mode.
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Dude, MRI.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow, that
really looks good.
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'Course it does.
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All right, Aphus, Zak.
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Let's go over your blocking.
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[Dowd] Well, by now, your team
should be a well-oiled machine,
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old grudges and trivial feuds
melting away
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like winter frost
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under the warm spring sunshine
of a common goal.
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From this point forward,
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you all should be getting along
like socks and shoes.
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[sighing]
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Hello?
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[screaming]
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You pushed me!
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[groaning]
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Matilda, lights!
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[Doria] What are
you people doing?
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Doria, you were
perfect!
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I could totally
feel your terror!
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Am I right, guys?
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Are you nuts?
She blew the shot!
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No, no, no, no.
We can totally make it work.
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Oh, right.
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Like a little kid can knock
Aphus Dread on his butt.
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[laughing]
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Aphus Dread?
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Is that who you're
supposed to be?
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Because I could
have sworn
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you were
yesterday's garbage.
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Oh...
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I mean, c'mon.
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Elliot, I gotta admit
it wasn't very realistic.
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Yeah, just about
as realistic
273
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as you
playing the hero.
274
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Oh, well, I don't remember
you out there
275
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while I was hanging off
the side of a spaceship
276
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saving everyone's
sorry little butts.
277
00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,758
Yeah, well, it's not like
any one of us
278
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wouldn't have done
the exact same thing
279
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if the stupid suit had fit.
280
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But the suit didn't fit,
281
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did it?
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Did it?
283
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That's enough!
284
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,206
Knock it off,
you idiots!
285
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Knock it off!
286
00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,448
Yeah!
287
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,482
Great!
288
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:21,586
Thank you, Martin!
289
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:22,965
We all appreciate what you did,
290
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:25,068
but do you have to keep
just spiking the football
291
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:27,896
over, and over, and over?
292
00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:30,275
And you!
293
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,931
Just because somebody
does something amazing,
294
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:33,310
it doesn't make you a loser.
295
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,517
Have you ever thought about,
like, bringing yourself up
296
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:39,206
instead of dragging him down?
297
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:39,965
And you.
298
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,551
I've got news for you.
299
00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,724
Oh, I'm so sensitive.
300
00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,689
I'm gonna go sulk
in my room all day.
301
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,310
We all have lives,
do you get it?
302
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,724
We all have families,
we all have friends,
303
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,689
we all miss them,
and we're all scared!
304
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,172
All of us!
305
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:56,551
Come on, Elliot,
take it easy.
306
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,517
No, don't even...
Commander.
307
00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,896
You were supposed to be, like,
this big leader,
308
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:01,827
and I was down for that.
309
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:04,068
I really was.
310
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,620
But lately,
you've just been mean,
311
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,724
like a nasty little creature
312
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:08,689
who lives in a hole
313
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:09,896
and only comes out
to bite people
314
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:12,000
who are trying to help her!
315
00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:24,517
You want to know
the biggest idiot of all?
316
00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:25,482
Me!
317
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,379
For being stupid enough
to believe
318
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,586
that if I could just get
you miserable, selfish jerks
319
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,655
together to do something fun,
320
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:36,551
that you would stop being
miserable, selfish jerks!
321
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:39,344
Wow! What a great idea.
322
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,586
For years, I always worried that
Will was too childish.
323
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,827
How many times
I begged him
324
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:04,379
to... to grow up.
325
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:09,034
I've always been worried
Samy grew too fast.
326
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:15,344
Now if it isn't
shuttle protocols
327
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:18,655
or spacewalks...
328
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:22,965
they're stuck in tiny rooms
tearing each other apart.
329
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:26,275
I'm terrified that if...
330
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,827
[sighing]
331
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,655
...when they come home...
332
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,103
When. When.
333
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,482
They'll never get
to just be kids again.
334
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,551
[Matilda] Elliot?
335
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,448
Yeah?
336
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,172
Would you mind
answering a question?
337
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,620
What can I know
that you don't?
338
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,758
A great deal, it seems.
339
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,206
I am very perplexed.
340
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:57,137
Up to 35 days ago, the crew
was working well together.
341
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,344
This trend culminated
342
00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:01,620
in Martin's successful
extravehicular repair
343
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,862
of the meteor strike.
344
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,827
The spacewalk.
345
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,758
Yeah. That was great.
346
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:09,275
But since then,
group interactions have become
347
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,793
increasingly uncooperative
and hostile.
348
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,206
This not only places
349
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,965
the success of the mission
at risk,
350
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,896
but your very lives, correct?
351
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:18,724
Yeah.
352
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,275
Why?
353
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,172
I don't know.
354
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:30,655
Maybe we were just too busy
trying to survive
355
00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,655
to get on each other's nerves.
356
00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:38,241
Now, being in space
isn't such a big deal.
357
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,172
[Matilda] Perhaps it's time
to remember it is a big deal.
358
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,137
You know, Elliot was right
359
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:48,413
about the whole
me spiking the football thing.
360
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:52,172
It's just I've never
scored a touchdown before.
361
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:53,103
Nah.
362
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:54,896
I was just totally jealous.
363
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:57,758
Yeah, for sure.
364
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:01,413
I mean, how could you not be?
365
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,758
Thanks, Will.
366
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,137
It's been a long 73 days...
367
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,068
For all of us. I get that.
368
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,620
But what am I supposed to do?
369
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,931
Pretend I'm happy about
missing out on my whole life?
370
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,000
No one's saying
you gotta pretend, Dor.
371
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,172
Just keep in mind
that we're all in this together.
372
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:22,482
Plus it's not all that bad.
373
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,379
We get to do
a bunch of stuff up here
374
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,000
that most kids only dream about.
375
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,310
Yeah, right.
376
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,344
Maybe we could make a movie
about that.
377
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,068
What?
378
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:41,241
What did I say?
379
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,103
Uh, guys, we've got an incoming
pre-recorded video transmission
380
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:48,551
from Odyssey II.
381
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,655
[♪♪♪]
382
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:15,379
[farting]
383
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:16,482
Did you get it, did you get it?
384
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:17,586
That was awesome!
385
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,275
[♪♪♪]
386
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,137
Greetings, Earthlings.
387
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,724
When we're not fighting
giant alien Squeebees...
388
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:35,172
Or performing death-defying
spacewalks...
389
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,034
There is still
a lot to do up here.
390
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,482
Space...Garden.
391
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:43,000
Welcome to our Odyssey II
Space Garden!
392
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,034
Martin here is in charge
393
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:45,689
of making sure
these plants survive.
394
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,448
At first, I wasn't really
into gardening,
395
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,620
but up here, I don't know...
396
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:54,689
these crunchies really help me
remember what home feels like.
397
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:55,620
Plus, they're fun to eat.
398
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,103
That's right,
you heard it, Mom!
399
00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,482
I said veggies are fun to eat.
400
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,344
[race announcer]
And here they go!
401
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:03,896
Come on, pea, come on,
you got that, let's go!
402
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,068
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Come to Marty!
403
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:06,896
...and into the stretch
goes carrots!
404
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:10,206
Carrots is ahead,
wins by seven lengths!
405
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,206
Going away!
406
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,103
Snap! Snap! Snap!
407
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,379
Just kidding.
408
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,620
So it turns out space
totally fries your phone...
409
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,931
[screaming]
410
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:24,068
No Skittlegram, no texting,
and no shopping online.
411
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,620
But then I thought
who needs shopping online
412
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,551
when you can create
your own couture line.
413
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,931
Check this out!
414
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:36,000
Space...Fashion.
415
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,068
Presenting Doria's
Odyssey Collection,
416
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,896
available
at your local retailers...
417
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,103
as soon as we get back to Earth.
418
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,551
[cheering]
419
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,103
All right, go!
420
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,310
So, this thing can 3-D print
in any medium.
421
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,827
It's used for supplies,
tools, parts...
422
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,000
Like Squeebee,
423
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,862
which we used to patch
the breach in the hull.
424
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:56,034
Oh, it's done.
425
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:56,827
[Matilda] Printing complete.
426
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,206
Ta-da!
427
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,931
Betcha can't tell
what this is.
428
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,172
Give up?
429
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,724
It's a DR-16AWP filter
used in the MPU
430
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:05,655
to replace the one
that wore out yesterday.
431
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:09,862
Space...D...R...16...
A...W...Something.
432
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,689
Fun fact: the MPU
433
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,310
collects all the moisture
through the vents
434
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,448
and purifies it for us to drink.
435
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,241
All moisture. Like our sweat.
436
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,000
They don't need
details, Elliot.
437
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,655
And our pee.
438
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:22,724
You should have
stopped at "sweat"!
439
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:23,482
Sorry, sorry!
440
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:27,551
Did someone say "sweat"?
441
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,241
Workouts are super important...
442
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,172
on long space voyages, too.
443
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:34,517
Space...
Stellar Work-Out!
444
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:37,103
Check this out, Ms. Mooney!
445
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:38,724
Astronauts, assemble!
446
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,620
Matilda, hit it!
447
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,344
[♪ "Jopping" by SuperM plays ]
448
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,034
5, 6, 7, 8!
449
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,655
♪ I don't even care
450
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,172
♪ Yeogin ulil taeul stage
451
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:53,620
♪ Left to the right
452
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:54,965
♪ We gon' make it
Make it bang ♪
453
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,172
You all should be getting
along like socks and shoes.
454
00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,103
♪ Let me see you bounce
455
00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:02,379
♪ To the left, to the right
456
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,000
♪ Sijag doeneun round
457
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,275
♪ Round, round, round, round
458
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,034
♪ 'Cause when we jumping
it's popping ♪
459
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,275
♪ We jopping
460
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:15,103
Socks and...
-This is awesome!
461
00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:16,965
Socks and...
-♪ Jopping
462
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,000
[Matilda] Would you like me
to raise the volume?
463
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,172
[laughter]
464
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:21,103
Yeah, Matilda, crank it up!
465
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,896
♪ Jopping
How we get down ♪
466
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:24,586
♪ Jopping, how we get down
467
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,344
♪ 'Cause when we jumping
and popping ♪
468
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:27,413
♪ We jopping
469
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:28,379
♪ Step on the floor
Start a riot ♪
470
00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:29,517
♪ Where the competition?
471
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:30,689
♪ Man, it's looking one-sided
472
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,034
Yes, come on, come on.
[music ends]
473
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,448
We still miss everyone,
474
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,000
but we get to go to Venus!
475
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,517
And I know we'll be friends
for life because of this.
476
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,275
We get along
like socks and shoes.
477
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,586
-Oh, come on.
-[laughter]
478
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:46,965
See you soon!
479
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:49,551
In the meantime,
we got this.
480
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:51,724
[applause]
481
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,793
Guess kids will
always be kids.
482
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:03,724
Wow.
483
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:04,482
Is there anything
you all can't do?
484
00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:05,724
That was amazing.
485
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,137
I'm pretty sure
even Lind shed a tear.
486
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:10,206
There were
no tears.
487
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,793
You're making us all
very proud.
488
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,310
Good work.
Mission Control, out.
489
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:19,000
So, what should we watch, then?
490
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,413
Oh, I have an idea.
491
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,344
I found this great
Rex Dowd video.
492
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,689
-No!
-No! Boo!
493
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:29,551
[Martin] Hi, I'm Rex Dowd,
494
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,413
and if you're watching
this video,
495
00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:33,103
you're all totally doomed.
496
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:35,413
[kids laughing]
497
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:46,103
♪ Five kids all amazed
by the wonders ♪
498
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:48,931
♪ Of unexplainable factors
499
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:52,448
♪ That go beyond the skies
500
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,965
♪ We are the astronauts
501
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,551
♪ On the voyage of a lifetime
502
00:21:57,551 --> 00:22:01,586
♪ With a mission far from Earth
And all we trust ♪
503
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,413
♪ Oh, we are the astronauts
504
00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:15,241
Our goal is to bring you home.
505
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:16,344
And if you can't?
506
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,620
We have to be
the very best we can be...
507
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,344
otherwise, we're going
to die up here.
508
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:22,344
I'm the commander.
That's an order!
509
00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:25,275
I don't remember ever
voting you Commander.
510
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,655
Elliot, you need
to make them listen.
511
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:27,827
You understand me?
You're better than this!