LISABON Museum of Contemporary Art
E. Warhol "The Red Lenin" One million euros
M. Diljan "Fountain" € 3 million
D. Kuns "The feat of Heracles" 5 million euros
O. Roden "Danaide" 700 thousand euros
Translated by: doomovies.ga
LISABON
VALENCIA
MARSEY
ROME
CIRIH
MINHEN
PRAGUE
BUDAPELJTA
BELGRADE SERBIA
C. Miro:Triptych "Blue 1-3" Stolen in 2009
What do you cry all the time? What?
Please let me go.
I promise, I'll sign everything.
Everything you want.
Thank you, Mr. Duljane.
I promise! I'll sign everything.
My knees!
Bojan ...
Son, what do you see? in this picture?
And on which ... of all three?
This is a triptych. A work of art composed of three images.
Understood.
Like "The Lord of the Rings."
Look, Boyan ... you're mine favorite cousin.
You should have it in your blood a sense of art.
Come on, focus and tell me. What do you see?
I see food in the restaurant
topped with balsamic sauce ...
I think Miro wanted to show it the connection between man and the cosmos, which is ...
Did anyone ask you a question? Are you smart?
Yes?
Yes.
All right.
Thank you!
Hello, this is mine! Hey! Hello!
Get out there!
Hi.
You were wrong.
Paul, I wouldn't advise you to cut my back.
Sorry, do you and I know each other?
Well I've been looking at you for a long time.
Girl, don't you see he's busy?
Well, now we will we release him.
This is great!
What's your name?
Vedrana.
Vedrana, I don't want us to I'm taking the time so I'll tell you right away.
I really like it that way unpredictable girls.
Let's go in five minutes we find ourselves in a men's restroom.
What's in a man?
Well, you know she's in the front female always big order.
And ... yes.
You first.
What is it? The one to pee for?
It's the Fountain of Diljan.
Fountain? -Yes.
How wonderful.
Just a second.
Is anything funny? 66 00:09:42,593 --> 00:09:44,660 No.
Who chose this car?
Yeah. You said it yourself to be inconspicuous.
And where have you been, donkey?
Hey, hello!
Sit down! -Watch it!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? -A?
Yes. This was awesome!
What have you stopped? right there in the middle of the road !? 76 00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:29,068 You fool!
Hi! - Are you alive?
Hey, find me at the front desk tomorrow wanted Belgrade to pay you that.
HOTEL BELGRADE
MOSCOW RUSSIA
Well ... 82 00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:10,160 Happy flight!
Do not worry.
I'll do my best.
Well ... hello.
Once again!
Leg!
Nikolaje Ivanoviиu! -All right.
Excuse me, please. I thought to myself.
You have been kind of lately stress, and you've always thought before.
Nikojale Ivanoviiu, and I never thought ...
Can I? -What?
And yes.
Now, is that the plan for the whole thing trainer week threshing?
No, I want you to I dedicate to my blog.
What?
Yeah, I wanna go get it capitals and to shoot.
After coming back and mount. -Clear. 99 00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:20,219 Yes, while Petya is on Mars you need to be interested in something.
By the way, are you going to Belgrade?
I do not know. Maybe. What?
Nothing but there you have an acquaintance.
That's where Paul lives. I mean a former acquaintance.
And we all know what is among former acquaintances.
I do not intend to I see with him. -What? Comrade.
Just be careful, friends.
It's hard to stand in front of hot Serbian guys.
Stop it! -What? Especially to him marital status is not complicated.
Julia, everything is complex with him. She can't choose between blonde and brunette.
Good morning, neighbor.
Hi, Jealous!
The universe gave it to us another sunny day.
And can you have a universe donate clothes?
Clothes are shackles longer.
Good morning, boss.
Good morning, boss. -Okay.
Please sign.
Good morning, boss. -Okay. Good morning, boss. -Okay.
Good morning, boss. -Good morning.
What is it? 121 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,504 Good.
And what is this?
You broke something of mine.
€ 3 million for that spoiled crunch?
No, you idiot! For the toilet.
To the urinal.
What you broke is great artwork.
Diljan's Fountain.
Fountain?
And this joke?
Goodbye, boss.
Goodbye, boss. - Hi.
Goodbye, boss. - Goodbye.
Goodbye, boss. - Hi, sorry.
Goodbye, boss. - Goodbye!
Goodbye, boss.
Listen, I can do it myself. - No problem, I will. -Okay.
Two years before will make a fountain,
Diljan goes to New York. 140 00:17:10,143 --> 00:17:16,320 I promise I'll read it all on Wikipedia just please raise me up a little.
I'm afraid of the dark. And the heights.
You broke the thing that is very important to me.
As far as I understand for three million euros.
God, how ridiculous…. Put it down a little.
No, no, don't!
Hold him, too.
Good good! I swear I'll get everything back!
I just don't have that money right now. 149 00:17:40,637 --> 00:17:45,005 But that's why you have a beautiful hotel downtown.
Daddy! Daddy!
Take it out fast and close the hole!
I'm here.
Is it possible that again Are you harassing someone?
Me? No.
Just talking to my old man, to a good, business partner.
Around the hotel.
Say it, son.
Paul?
Hi. - Hi.
Where are you from?
Here ...
Clear ..
... ana.
Vedrana.
Sorry please that's what I am left you waiting for me that day.
I was really busy. I when I came back to you nowhere.
I've been waiting for you until the morning.
Well, I freed myself just around lunchtime.
I'm glad that you are here with us.
Vedranice, come here for a second. Let's go, let's go.
Rafaelo "Portrait of a Young Man" EUR 40 million
Is that a portrait of a young man?
Not. That's some fish.
Yes, that's Rafael's picture.
Good copy.
Iika Duljan has ...
only the originals.
These are all ...
Paul... 180 00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:57,251 Paul, Paul, Paul.
Paul, I think we are bad start.
Well it is. You wanted to kill me a little.
I thought. What do I want?
You see ...
I told you yes I give my daughter a gift.
My Vedranica.
But...
But what? 189 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,495 Did you not like my daughter?
No ...
Vedranica is one of the most beautiful flowers of Serbia.
But marriage ...
That's not me. I'm more ...
lone wolf.
See, all I want for my daughter is to be happy and to give me many grandchildren.
And you see how it is when the stars coincide.
You like her a long time ago.
Better yet ... nobody asks you anything. 199 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,303 Can I give you a hotel?
So of course.
TWO WEEKS AFTER
Do you fit Vedran marry Paul ...
To be with him in good and bad...
In disease and health ...
In wealth and poverty ...
Until death breaks you apart?
I don't agree.
Where's your wedding cake on your head?
What were we doing? It should be on your head.
I really don't understand it this so complicated?
And you ... What? What did you stop? Bucko, what are you laughing at ?!
Stain to work!
We don't have time! Quickly! Quickly!
What is this? What's the harp in there? I don't need this!
There's a dance floor here. Where did you two go?
Fast back! Hurry!
I need the podium to play! I mean really ?!
Don't touch me! I'm nervous.
See ...
I don't like all this either, but I love and respect my daughter.
So you're gonna have to give it a go too do. Did we understand each other?
Yes, Mr. Dulyan.
Great, son-in-law.
Speaking of birth, Grandpa has always been wanted to come to my wedding.
All my relatives from villages would be glad to come. 226 00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:46,208 Can I call them?
You can't. -Good.
Excuse me, I gotta get to the airport to wait for another.
Just hurry. You have a rehearsal.
Did I say yes harp be here?
Dad, I can't do this anymore! It's all on me! All!
Flowers, staff ...
Hi. -Hi.
I have a Russian woman here. Remind me what to do?
That? - Is it your mom ...
need a son-in-law? -AND? 238 00:23:58,153 --> 00:24:03,602 THE PRINCESS OF MOSCOW
Hi.
Come on! What's the matter with you? - Well, nap you went princess.
But not like that. Hello. -Hello.
How are you? - Come on we'll talk. - By the way?
Where? - This way. Good.
Here, this is for you. You are beautiful. -Thank you.
What are you pulling? -Stones. -Stones? How many are there?
Girl, hello. -Hello.
What's your name? -Dariya Kanaeva.
Darius, thank goodness. So where are you so far?
I've been waiting all day for you.
I wrote to you, when I have a flight from Paris.
Of course yes. I'm a responsible man. 252 00:25:16,855 --> 00:25:19,695 And what a plane landed earlier?
You didn't think about that. Go!
Wait! I booked a guide waiting for me with the board.
Trees ... - Names on the board.
And the table, the board. -Name. Yes.
I forgot at home. Sorry, you fool.
Come on, let's go.
Go. - Yes, yes, yes. 260 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:51,504 DARIJA KANAEVA
Oh, fuck mother naughty!
No ... Left!
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Could it be a little faster?
One two. Let's agree step. One two!
Hurry a little. To the left! Pull to the left! What's wrong with you?
Fool, what are you? What did you stop?
To the left!
Listen, I need to warn you.
My bride, Vedrana, she's ...
not a beauty, but ...
that's why it's very ...
high.
With the good and with a sensitive heart.
I'll explain everything to you.
Vedranice, beloved ...
Where have you been?
Well, I'll explain everything. This is my friend Ivan.
And he came from Moscow. And this is my Vedrana.
We need to expand this door.
We want love, we will expand everything. Can I just talk to John?
Brother, you are not the last man in Belgrade. Pull the links.
But if Duljan pulls his ties, his ties pull mine, then they me.
No. It will have to be somehow live with that.
I'm talking about Vedrana.
Give her a hotel.
The hotel feeds me.
Well then. Think positive.
Family, children, a new life. 290 00:29:17,262 --> 00:29:19,448 Maybe you found it your luck.
I lost my happiness long ago.
Please give me this ... - What?
Contact. -This? -Yes. Thank you.
Let's eat at our best restaurant in Belgrade.
I'm not hungry.
You came to meet Serbian culture.
This restaurant, from my brother, it's the best restaurant.
They have gizzards! These are the big ones.
And you really are the guide?
Me? -Yes. Of course.
Do you know when they are founded this square?
You don't know because you're not a guide. I am and I know.
That was a thousand and long ago ...
When the Turks were in Serbia.
Belgrade Guides
That's what I'm calling you. I'm checking connection, whether it is roaming.
Who are you?
The swan dies ... 309 00:30:27,016 --> 00:30:30,064 whose heart had wounded her your beauty.
Clear. - Stop, stop! -Do not touch me!
Buy a perfume. Original, original. -Horror!
Twenty euros.
Just pay for gasoline. Fifty euros.
What kind of gasoline? I'm calling the police. Do you understand?
Not good. Don't police. 316 00:30:47,563 --> 00:30:49,860 Welcome to Belgrade!
Give me things back!
Stop!
Next?
Hi. -Hi.
How pleasant
and painful to see you.
Sorry.
Where are you going? We were lying pretty.
Sorry, stupid joke.
I'm glad to see you.
How do I call the police? They stole all my belongings and ...
The passport remained in his jacket.
Do not worry. Everything will be found soon.
Especially since I'm here everyone in the police knows.
In a good way.
How do I do without passports? No hotel will receive me.
Mine receives no passports.
Not everything, of course. Only you.
That is, traveled you are half of Europe
came to Belgrade, knew I was you didn't call me back? Why?
Because we split up four years ago years and we do not communicate. Because?
Hi. -Hi.
Lux ... presidents.
Maybe.
Look, I know Belgrade better than any guide.
And I won't forgive myself if I don't show it to you.
I mean the city.
And the one he stole from me he said the same things.
And I'll steal you today.
I mean, if you're not against it.
What are you doing here?
Hey. -You plan to you miss the whole rehearsal. 349 00:33:12,530 --> 00:33:15,367 Not. -Hi.
Who is this?
An acquaintance from Moscow. They met by chance.
Nice acquaintance. 353 00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:27,325 Oh, what's up. Look at what it looks like.
Nose small, slender, we're all so ...
Whatever.
I'm waiting for you there.
Not! She can't harp there! 358 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:46,344 My sister, Vedrana. He is getting married.
We barely found him.
She didn't kiss you like a sister.
In what sense. 362 00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:58,610 What's the matter with you? In Serbia, this is a custom.
Really? -Yeah.
Sorry. - Hey, bye.
Where are you?
Give it a key.
Let's go. Let's go.
You get off, I'll come after you.
We're going on an excursion. All right? Get some rest!
I'm not yelling I talk like that! 371 00:34:28,102 --> 00:34:30,152 Brother!
I'm ready for the best bet. -Tonight. Come with me.
Aw please replace me now.
Be me on this one rehearsal for the wedding.
With that madman?
I have to leave urgently.
I don't know Serbian words.
And how did you communicate with the girls?
In body language.
Brother, listen, you just have to stand.
Brother...
I'll have two tonight language specialist ...
Bring it to your room.
I'll help you.
Whoa! Look, look!
The groom found
Do you mind me not this little one plays.
I like it.
I think she's beautiful.
I didn't mean that. Maybe he's his mistress.
What are we going to do? Call Uncle Dulan?
Let's call Uncle Dulan and what to give him we say? Have you seen the groom with the girl?
Who is she? What is she? We have no idea.
Did he say we didn't call him because of the little things ?! - What do we do?
Pal and that car.
Let's see what will they do.
How awesome! Beautiful.
That.
I heard you got married. 400 00:36:45,316 --> 00:36:47,385 That.
Take me a picture. -Of course.
And how is family life?
Normally.
And did you get married?
Not.
For now.
Palja ...
You promised me an excursion.
Come on.
We are located on the Gardolj Tower. From here is a beautiful view of the old town Zemun.
Zemun was once an ancient city, now it's part of Belgrade.
They live here ... - That's me read in travel books.
Tell me something as only the locals know.
It's not always safe here. What?
Sometimes it blows from the Danube to blow away tourists.
Let's go.
Then why are they letting people go? - They're at their own risk. Let's go.
And where are you in such a hurry? -AND?
Do you know how much there is sights in Belgrade?
Everything needs to be looked at. How long will you be here?
I do not know. And you are did you call for passports?
Passport?
Of course. They are already working on it.
Stop! Let's go after him!
Let me show you our famous slope.
What is she famous for? Well that's the slope.
Because it's the same downhill and downhill times.
Logically.
And you know how to code we are slow to make decisions.
Seriously.
People gather in the square. And that's where they decide.
Is it downhill?
Let's go, let's go. Come on, come on.
Faster, faster. Until they adopted something.
And your name, too. -Palja! -Come on, come on.
And where are you running? -Where am I running?
Here, Becanijska Street. See?
Do you know what that means?
There is an old Serbian legend:
the sooner you walk through this street, the less trouble you get in life.
What are you looking for? -Here!
This way!
Palja? -AND?
Whatever.
We parted a hundred years ago. I don't even remember your name.
Zoja.
Klava.
Excursion. - What's that name?
In short, this is artistic neighborhood. No Thanks.
Artists gather, paintings work, and the paintings on the walls are called murals.
Is that me? 452 00:40:45,749 --> 00:40:47,461 Not.
It's just some girl.
And who painted it? -I do not know.
I don't know these artists, I'm rarely here.
Hi, Paul. - Hi, sorry.
I'm a little tired.
You set that pace. Let's go to the hotel.
I still remember your measures. I hope that you didn't gain weight. I'll meet you at 8 at the hotel
Iika Duljane, we saw something ...
In short, we saw Paul with his girlfriend.
It's humanity on the threshold of a new era.
Ilon Mask sends people 55 million kilometers to colonize Mars.
They fly to make our species continued life on another planet.
And you're telling me about someone Paul with some girl.
What girl?
Hey love, where are you?
Sorry, I was really busy. Chaos before the wedding. How's it going? 469 00:42:59,907 --> 00:43:01,440 Disaster!
The boy has nothing to do with dance.
I'm going to pee.
She totally freaked me out.
Brother...
There is an old Serbian saying: there is no truth in the legs.
It's a Russian saying. -International.
A second.
Mr. Dulan! How are you?
I know what you want to ask.
Who is that girl? - An investor from Moscow.
And why are you with the investor from Moscow running away from us?
Because you ... you idiots!
You beat first and then you ask questions about that.
How to invest in such conditions? 484 00:43:58,225 --> 00:44:00,305 And what do you want an investor for?
So how do I do? I have to grow my business a little bit.
We don't want Vedranica and I all a century to be on your hump?
I want to provide the future for your daughter.
Sorry, son-in-law. I got a little upset.
Does not matter.
Let's have you and me go to me. We sit down to get some brandy.
And yes about everything we talk like people.
Take your Russian friend.
Where?
Take it easy. I'm calling for a drink.
I don't drink.
Darling, I would very much like to go with you, but I am so tired of these negotiations.
So I'm going to ...
I'm sleeping.
At seven in the afternoon?
Yes, while I bathe. 501 00:44:58,675 --> 00:45:03,679 I have to get up early tomorrow, i have some obligations.
I do not know whether you are in the running ... I'm getting married.
And where are you going?
Nowhere.
I lie down, hear some sounds so let's see what's going on.
What did you do so well?
How? What, a man can't to sleep with style? I do not understand.
And as it should look? Like him?
Listen, Duljan asked us to we keep you asleep.
Come on now and sleep well.
Don't make noise.
Evacuation.
I realized. Jealous husband? Taxes?
You ask a lot.
Boss evacuation.
Boss, are you okay? -Good good. Thank you.
A bonus to everyone. See you.
Skadarska Street.
The length of Belgrade at night.
And why aren't you me warned that cobblestone?
I thought you were familiar.
I don't know, I quit be guides. You're ready.
I'll correct it now.
Where are we going?
Let's have a little snack.
And this is small?
What's up here? A couple of cheesecakes, some ajvar,
bell pepper, bitter leaf. Easy, easy snack.
Delicious?
Yes.
Is the lady in the mood for a song?
He asks why you went in heels?
You want a song?
I will.
Can you follow me?
Waving!
Improvisation?
No, it's an old Serbian song.
You want some wine?
We better walk, I wouldn't to sit in one place.
I want to take a picture of the city.
Listen, Dalj, it's me you buddy sang.
With us in Serbia there is a saying: keep your friends close, better still.
Everything is OK.
So where did you go?
We didn't play our fee.
Does not matter. Everything is OK.
No, we're not beggars.
We are musicians, we have s a sordid face.
Come on.
Now they're with us.
Truth I don't know how long, but they are with us.
Thanks for this an exciting day.
We can repeat. For example tomorrow.
Good.
Good night. - Good night.
What the hell did you go to last night?
We wanted to sleep.
You'll sleep when I do I'll say that!
Boss I swear we will not let them out of our sight.
Don't!
And who's there?
Come on, what are you waiting for?
Look, I've got some work to do ...
Baby, don't interfere. -Palja ...
Bend over. -I can not.
We were sleeping. Sorry.
Let's go, let's go.
And who was that?
Hooligans.
Halo. -Paul, so where are you?
Here I am, buzzing by the city is hard to tell.
Come on, son-in-law, come back. Nobody will touch you.
Family is sacred to me.
And with the family friend, what's up?
What about her? She's not going well.
But can we somehow see to solve this problem?
We can't handle it.
She hit me. She hit my cousin.
It offended my whole family.
Good.
If you don't come back from these rates you end up in the well with her.
Okay, okay. Come on, sorry, sorry.
Paul?
Let's go to the airport.
Listen ...
And it's not weird to you attack in broad daylight.
Maybe it does we turn to the police?
Oh cry. What would it be? They have a lot to do anyway.
And did they find it my passport and stuff?
They are in the process.
We don't go to the airport, let's go to Ada Ciganlija.
You said airport.
Airport. Airport. Airport.
Why the airport? Because we're coming back.
Life! Enough surprises.
What I'm going to show you now no guide will show you that.
Just not believe it.
What a beautiful flower created a universe.
Jealousy, bro, good can you put on your pants in front of your wife?
Woman, man - what's the difference? The soul has no sex.
You can stuff it pants on your soul?
The body is clothing longer. You're wearing two pants?
Maybe we should take a cab?
No, you don't. The better the water, the faster.
Hey, do you want that with us?
And how different?
Good.
Palja? -AND? What is it? going on? Just be quiet.
Do you know what day it is?
Wednesday?
My birthday.
Are you giving this to me all the time?
And I do whenever I come it's your birthday that day.
Thank you, Paul. Paul came.
We are so joking. Not a real weapon.
Let's go, let's go.
Paul came, Paul came, Paul is here!
Paul came.
Where are you? Brother! -Are you OK?
Paul!
I'm glad to see you.
Palja! -Kole! Try my brandy.
How are you? - I'm fine, but your grandfather is not well.
You have to pick it, you had it is a heart attack. He's very bad.
Please te go.
Further! -That? -I'm going to Grandpa, looks like he's bad.
And you eat here. Of course, of course.
Shame!
Sit down, sit down.
Hi.
Alas see what a stain she is. That there is no earthworm?
You fool! This is what it is today fashion to be skinny.
Sorry?
Look at her hips. This one more he will not give birth to one.
That's what others do today she doesn't even have to give birth.
Nothing, you don't know!
What?
Nothing, nothing.
Eat. - Eat, eat.
You're naked! What? Put it on, you're naked.
Of course, right away. Behold!
And where did you buy it that jacket? What?
That's my dress. Where did you find that dress?
Where do you get my stuff from?
What is celebrated, what is being drunk?
You!
I?
Come here! Stop!
That's my brother twin, it's not me.
What are you doing? Nothing.
Where are you?
Who is that?
No one.
And there you are! Give me back my passport. Give me back my passport.
Women throwing themselves at you? - Love, it's not how you think. I swear.
Who did I marry ?!
Run, run!
Grandfather!
Paul, Grandpa! -Where you are, don't get up.
How long have we not seen each other, woe how happy i am to see you.
I'm sorry you're beautiful. -How are you?
Great! I had a heart attack yesterday, but small. Dark for my age.
Don't worry.
By the way, I heard you were brought the bride to the village.
Is that true?
Did you hear that?
That. You know I fantasize before that I die only to marry you.
And almost everything.
Let's see it there your beauty, to see her.
Come on, come on.
Good, Grandpa Milolje.
We gather.
You quickly gathered.
There he came and that day for me to see
the bride of her own beloved grandson of Paul.
Yes, you'll see it.
And where is Dalja?
And what? Is that your bride?
That's what I'm about wanted to talk ...
Palja ...
Palia, Palia ... - There!
Where is Palja? Fire, help!
Tell her yes I'm not a lover.
Are you normal? That's Paul's bride.
You hear what he says, that's Paul's bride?
A woman from Russia came, I was showing her the village.
This one is not normal.
Sweetheart, calm down. Put your ax down.
Longer, big dealers.
Paul, is that true?
Truth.
Then nothing.
I love you. - Me too.
What does he say? - Love him.
Silence!
Who is that? -Grandfather.
You were angry with our Paul what did not invite us to Belgrade for a wedding.
You called him any names.
Idiot, jerk, Belgrade picopevac.
I made up everything.
I believed in Paul that they won't fuck us.
And he didn't forget us invites you to your wedding in Belgrade
but brought wedding to our village.
Wedding?
Usadba. Similar words.
What's going on?
They found out you were Russian, and they love the Russians very much here.
When Putin came Serbia has taken to the streets.
Come on, here. -Come on. Sit down.
Give me brandy. - More, more.
Thank you.
And what is this?
Old Serbian tradition.
Hearts on the table.
I think I know that tradition.
When the Russians call the village to the wedding. Usadba.
And they ask the girl out for the guy. That?
How long? subtract give him that bell.
My dear neighbors.
This is hopefully a sunny day. - Sorry, I wanted to admit it to you.
When? On ours silver wedding?
It's all about Grandpa. All my life dreamed of my wedding.
Knowing me, it may not work.
Especially since it is had a heart attack yesterday.
It's with you it always does.
First you agree and then everything turns into an avalanche.
Sorry.
He'll finish now and I'll admit it. Good?
And I'm not ashamed to admit it that in front of the whole village.
What's wrong with him? -Grandfather. Call the doctor.
Nothing, nothing. Reduce infarction.
All right, I'll support you. - Have them be married for a hundred years.
Cheers! Cheers!
Whoa, young.
Next, what's wrong with you? -What is it?
Just a minute take. -That? -That.
I understand.
What is it? What are we looking at? It's a Russian tradition. Hey cheers!
What? What is this?
A man.
What's going on?
Hi. -Hi.
Just to her I give a passport. Passport.
Passport! Thank you.
That's my bridal gift. -Super!
And I will I'll collect and I'll give you one.
Come on, you already are Delio. -Razdelio?
I split everything, free. Fool.
Listen to him everyone loves? -Whom?
And Paul. You know, him it helps us a lot.
I don't know how lived without him.
That? And how does it help you? -How? He built everything.
He built the road.
He rented a bus who drives the kids to school.
His buddy is the best doctor in Belgrade.
Everyone comes to us month to review.
You know, all that money hotel, everything it earns
everything here sends. To the village.
Take him more that bell.
Folks, it's a tradition in Russia that there is a "bitter" cry at the wedding.
Well, it seems logical to me newlyweds love for this weather.
But we are in Serbia.
But she's a young Russian.
Then:bitter, bitter.
It's on what's going on.
Avalanche.
Don't worry, I won't kiss you.
What, what do we tell them? - Bitter, bitter, bitter.
Next, what's wrong with you?
You have a husband, tomorrow you will to return to him. I will not.
Petja .. - Far ...
We've spoken a thousand times already.
Look ... You don't understand.
And how do I understand?
You're flying to Mars. To the other end, we will never see each other again.
Far, flight to Mars is the year of beginning.
The beginning of a new era.
Humanity is colonizing another planet.
And with Ilon Mask.
So yeah, just that he doesn't fly.
It doesn't matter. Flight is his idea.
Oh..I see. Family, children, dog, it's all good
but to give life to a new planet ...
So, here I go.
Are you kidding me?
No, you're kidding.
Like I like to joke.
And worse.
To Mars. To the other end.
My head is about to explode.
It will not. Not even when I do said why he was divorcing.
And you haven't tried it long distance connection?
Sorry.
Why are you wearing a ring?
To me like you ...
they would not be bored.
Let's dance.
Please help me.
I called him, he's not answering. Please let me go.
All right, let him go. - Hold him. I can't do it alone. What?
Boy, what are you doing? Help Nebojsa.
Pull it out.
John, John, John.
You're not bad.
Really? -That.
I'm sure you'll find it a common language with Vedran.
Until her bride returns you will be her party.
Fun? -That.
Yes, Ivan, Ivan.
All right, good night. Sleep well.
You don't.
Good luck! -We are waiting for a good day.
Let's go, let's go.
Don't worry, it's quick get thin so I'll leave.
What is this?
It's a potion to make your soldier guarded the whole night.
It's that the head doesn't hurt after joy.
Here. They are diverging.
DULJAN
Honey, bro ...
Aye take me to Belgrade.
I drank.
You don't even have a permit.
Uri.
Get up, Paul is gone.
You know, Dulan maybe and the better you broke it.
The others have increased their prices significantly. But I do not recommend breaking this one.
Two robberies in a month.
Now these urinals are guarded better than the president.
This is not a urinal.
This is art.
Wait for me, I'll get it.
Boss, look who we found. But we didn't look for him, he came alone.
Mr. Duljane, I'm canceling my wedding.
I can't marry to your daughter. Well ...
take my hotel.
You want to grieve my daughter?
And what will be her nothing like me?
Agree, I don't know either. But you like her.
But in Serbia it is real so many tall and nice guys.
I am 3 plus by those measures, 4 minus the maximum.
But that's why I have a hotel in downtown Belgrade, and with your connections you can open a casino
and at the casino a strip club.
Imagine, naked croupier. The idea?
No, wait. Imagine a girlfriend, not a boyfriend.
There is no such thing in Belgrade. Naked casino.
But you glued it nicely.
When it's new.
Because you are new.
Put that in place.
Just one question.
What's so expensive? When there are more.
How many more are there?
I'm taking your hotel away!
Fair enough.
And you're getting married tomorrow to my daughter.
And that's fine.
That's it.
Thank you.
I'll call your grandfather and the whole village for the wedding.
Thank you.
If you try to run their bodies will swim across the Danube.
I'm going to tell them.
You're not going anywhere.
Good.
I have to call the greens from Moscow and ask
for 100 million.
I thought the club would be alone make money when I open it.
Good for you.
You have your own business in Moscow.
You're free.
And I? I live in a gold cage.
I have a lot of money, but I can't go anywhere.
Because my dad doesn't.
Hey, look at this.
Rarity.
Love, Paul has arrived.
Palja came? -Yes. - You'll talk tomorrow.
Go to the hotel.
Do you want to stay with us? Do we have quite a few rooms?
Yes. We apologized well.
Then someone will fix your room.
What can I say next?
Tell her...
Don't tell her anything. I'll call her myself.
All right, brew! Enough with playing.
Don't wait for me anymore.
Who the fuck! Give it to him.
Kusur.
We needed more play two songs.
Let's get out there. Come here.
Hey, I left the phone. I forgot my phone in the car.
I really have to I call. Srezko! Stop!
Dulyan said that there is no call.
I really have to.
Go to sleep.
You like to lie down early.
Go. Come on.
Hello.
Hi, Dala.
And you ... And that pays you off invited to the wedding?
I forgot. Probably.
And what kind of wedding?
Paljina and Vedranina.
Not up to date?
Where are you going? - At the airport. I'll take you.
I called a cab.
I brought you, I'll take you.
And my grandfather wants to say goodbye to you.
Go.
Do you know what it is Diljan's fountain?
No, I do not know.
He broke that toilet. But it's not a toilet, it's a fountain.
Art.
And he did it by accident. He's a good man.
Now it's Dulan's debtor.
And that's why there is nothing now.
No hotels.
Just a horrible bride.
Today will be a wedding.
It's Sam's fault.
Constantly lying. -And he's not lying.
It bypasses the truth.
What's the difference? One thing the same.
Big. A lie is a sin.
And bypassing the truth coercive measure.
It's all for love.
What kind of love?
Beloved do not deceive. If he had said right away they would have found a way out.
Now let's do it alone.
Careful.
What did we even get here?
Let's go, let's go.
I am my Silver at the age of 18 met.
And I immediately proposed it.
She agreed. The wedding was a joy.
But after dawn family life.
Small misunderstandings, quarrels, as with all people.
We used to quarrel once that she took off the ring and threw it into the river.
When I saw it, I took it off threw his wedding band into the river.
After a month we didn't say a word.
Not a single word.
In the end, I couldn't stand it.
And I took the night off.
And with that night alone carved two wedding rings.
And again he applied.
Let's make a second wedding. The whole village was cheerful.
And so it was kind of a tradition. We liked it so much
that from then on, whenever we quarrel i ask her out and let's make the wedding.
And so five, six, seven times. Who will remember now ?!
And then Srebrenka died.
So I dreamed yes I marry Paul to remember
that time I did peace with Srebrenko.
Therefore, make peace with Paul
while you still can you start all over again.
Let's go to the hotel.
Come on.
To be with him in good and evil.
May I have your invitation.
In illness and health. Wealth and poverty
It's burning! I'm here. - Until death breaks you apart.
It's not that wedding.
There was a rehearsal here. Excuse me, sorry.
The wedding is at another restaurant. In the fresh air.
Why didn't you tell me right away?
You said we were going to the hotel and I brought you.
How did I know you would to the toilet or something.
Go.
Look, I don't have any money now. You understand.
And I...
Disgusting, sour.
Okay, so I got ready. -It's old wine.
What are you doing? You see how they are guests. Give it a go, let it go.
If Duljan sees you you know what will happen to you.
What are you allowing yourself? Who did I order the expensive champagne?
You want to have a drink there with the peasants? Beat it!
Dear guests, please you for a little attention.
Please, our newlyweds say hello to one big round of applause.
Vedran and Paul.
I do not understand. And where is your beautiful bride?
Shut up, Role.
Please bring ...
Dear guests, please do return to your seats.
First of all, I want to thank you because you gathered here today.
In the glory of eternal love.
And what is the price most love?
What to give to the newlyweds on this their festive day?
After a brief reflection I decided that of course
gift be Rafael's picture.
They offered to me that day $ 40 million for this picture,
but I intended it ... -How much? -40 bricks.
for his daughter unit and her chosen one.
My children, since I am decided to live with me
This picture after the wedding goes to the gallery.
So we'll do it together we can enjoy it.
Who is this?
And where is she beautiful young?
Rolls, don't. Shut up, please.
Why? -Who called this fool?
Son, calm down.
Stuff Rafael in the ass.
Vedrana! -What is it? Stop it, we're at the wedding.
Stain!
Iika Duljane, i will calm her down.
Go and calm your family otherwise everyone will sail the river.
Clear? -Okay. Stain!
Go and retire Vedrana.
You think I calm down? -Yeah, calm down.
Yes? - I don't know Serbian.
Google translation.
Of course.
Please, sed and calm. Otherwise it will kill us all.
Grandpa, Grandpa.
I have to donate a song to our newlyweds, from my youth.
It's burning!
Now, what are you doing here?
I'm saving you. Go, while Grandpa was distracting.
And no, I can't. Dulyan will kill everything.
Man, let him go. An older man.
Don't please. That's my grandfather. Don't touch it.
Yes?
Hey, why are you touching my husband?
Calm down, calm down.
Mr. Duljane, why so? -Security.
It's such a beautiful day. Let's all have a great time.
Let's calm down, calm down.
Uncle Dulan, please.
Let's try this one let's handle it as civilized people.
Let me go. -Lika Duljane. Look who I found.
She's causing me problems. Into the well with her.
Folks, let's calm down passion and yes ...
Hit the dredge!
Let her go!
Turn on, bend down.
Don't fool your grandfather, you are hot.
I'm hot? Now you'll see.
You okay? -Yes.
Baby, please. Yes this let's stop everyone alive.
You're right.
Nebojlja!
Asshole one, come here to help.
How are you? Do you like it? I'm sick of you!
I quit! Understood?
I told you to let her go.
Enough!
Come here!
What's going on? What are you going to do with that night?
Butter us with butter?
Come here. Bring the prisoners.
Paul, you won't. -Are you sure?
Please, that's the part five hundred years.
Let them all go.
And swear to no one it will not shed hair on the head.
Swear.
Here I swear to health of their daughter Vedrana.
Let them go. Let them all go. I said it immediately!
Let go of the dummy.
Good. Come on, people nothing. We get ready and go.
You're not going anywhere.
Man, you promised. You have sworn in your daughter's health.
My daughter is a healthy mare. She'll be fine.
And you all go, you know where.
What does he say? - All underground.
Go on, daughter.
Enough, Dad!
What is it, son?
I don't need this one a Belgrade singer.
That's what I came up with.
While Paul was not there only John was with me.
Him?
Dad, I love him.
Him?
And he loves me too.
Well, I didn't know.
Go and get everything back my guests back. Quick!
Ivan.
Should I hug him? -Yes.
Ivan. -You come too.
Vanya, thanks for replacing me. And what was that?
In Moscow, I have debts like big houses. And with Dulan, I'll be calm.
He has his own club in Moscow. There is a lot of money.
I'll be able to escape from the prisoner's jail.
What do you think I am could you find a better one?
And you thought I did do not like nails.
Hi, rira.
I knew exactly.
I always said, that the former Serbs do not exist.
Any plans?
Oh.. For a long time, no one got married.
Oh Miles to him.
By the way, I'm so happy.
I cried, sorry.
All right, bre. -Evil.
We haven't been married in a long time.
Well yes.
Grandfather! -Please?
And what were you pretending to be? that you are blind?
Well, whoever sees, he does not see the true truth.
What truth?
Well, the countryside is just up and running and then there is nothing to enjoy.
So I thought of that.
What the ... What's going on here?
What is this? What's going on here?
Shame on you. What are you celebrating?
You missed me calling.
Grandma, good to have you. Here, we have a wedding.
And whose wedding?
Remote and mine.
And who is this? -My grandma.
I'm Grandma Pavlova. -I understand.
And this is your husband? -Yes, my husband.
And he showed it to me your grave, recently.
Grave?
What did you show her, fraud one?
I showed her that they wouldn't break up like the two of us after the first wedding, understand?
And it's not hot. Just be has been making it for 10 years.
I'll kill you! - Grandma, don't. Calm down.
You're lying! -Don't grandma to beat him, again!
You've been lying to your wife for 10 years. What's going on? -Don't beat him, please!
Who beats anyone? - She, but out of love.
Grandpa, don't annoy her.
He was lying. Lied. The same out of love.
To whom it reminds me. -What are you doing now?
They kill each other.
This is normal. -Normally?
It's all out of love. I swear.
What kind of love? - Big love. Like us.
And you're lying all the time. -I'm not lying, I just sometimes don't say something.
I love you. What? I love you.
Don't yell at me. Do you love me? -I love.
Oh, my God I love you.
Translated by: doomovies.ga