1 00:00:00,265 --> 00:00:03,584 (police sirens wailing) 2 00:00:04,864 --> 00:00:06,404 - Oh news. 3 00:00:06,504 --> 00:00:08,363 I'll soon have the flat back to myself. 4 00:00:08,463 --> 00:00:09,443 - Oh, your chucking Spencer out? 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,522 - I didn't need to. 6 00:00:10,622 --> 00:00:12,842 I told him to get a job or go home 7 00:00:12,942 --> 00:00:15,321 and I know you shouldn't say this about your own son 8 00:00:15,421 --> 00:00:16,761 but he's too stupid to get a job. 9 00:00:16,861 --> 00:00:17,640 - Yeah, you're right. 10 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:19,440 The kid's are waste man. 11 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,199 - Why not just be honest with him? 12 00:00:21,299 --> 00:00:22,839 - 'Cause he's shady, Leon. 13 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,638 I already told her to just be straight with him 14 00:00:24,738 --> 00:00:27,517 and tell him get out my life you dusty you. 15 00:00:27,617 --> 00:00:28,357 - He's right. 16 00:00:28,457 --> 00:00:31,076 - I don't want him out my life, just out my flat. 17 00:00:31,176 --> 00:00:32,276 I want to date again. 18 00:00:32,376 --> 00:00:34,955 Time for Wendy to get some vitamin E in her life. 19 00:00:35,055 --> 00:00:36,075 - What? 20 00:00:36,175 --> 00:00:38,594 - She means vitamin D, disgusting. 21 00:00:38,694 --> 00:00:40,154 - Ah, EMS are here. 22 00:00:40,254 --> 00:00:42,673 I'll go and direct them. 23 00:00:42,773 --> 00:00:45,372 - So you have to hear old lady talk about sex, bruv. 24 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:51,210 Got enough on your plate but listen, you're gonna be okay. 25 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,470 Best in the business, mate. 26 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:54,549 Best in the business. 27 00:00:54,649 --> 00:00:57,209 (bright music) 28 00:01:00,008 --> 00:01:01,188 ♪ Yeah ♪ 29 00:01:01,288 --> 00:01:02,427 ♪ Yeah ♪ 30 00:01:02,527 --> 00:01:03,427 ♪ Yeah ♪ 31 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:04,866 ♪ Yeah ♪ 32 00:01:04,966 --> 00:01:06,026 ♪ Yeah ♪ 33 00:01:06,126 --> 00:01:07,266 ♪ Yeah ♪ 34 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:08,265 ♪ Yeah ♪ 35 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:09,865 ♪ Yeah ♪ 36 00:01:09,965 --> 00:01:11,105 ♪ Yeah ♪ 37 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,304 ♪ Yeah ♪ 38 00:01:12,404 --> 00:01:13,144 ♪ Yeah ♪ 39 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:13,984 - Morning. 40 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:14,824 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 41 00:01:14,924 --> 00:01:16,303 ♪ Yeah ♪ 42 00:01:16,403 --> 00:01:18,342 - Jo hi, Spencer Bell. 43 00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:19,942 Wendy's son. 44 00:01:20,042 --> 00:01:21,222 - What are you doing in my depot? 45 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:24,361 - Well, I was job hunting and I wanted to show you my CV. 46 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:31,379 - This is nine pages. 47 00:01:31,479 --> 00:01:32,178 - Thank you. 48 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:33,138 - Not a compliment. 49 00:01:33,238 --> 00:01:34,858 Do you know what I look for when I'm hiring? 50 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,057 - It's not all about you, but- 51 00:01:36,157 --> 00:01:39,016 - I want dedication, professionalism, hunger 52 00:01:39,116 --> 00:01:41,936 but most of all I want people who don't get on my tits. 53 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:45,874 I don't you and already you're there. 54 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,513 (bright music) 55 00:01:51,193 --> 00:01:53,252 - Thank you. 56 00:01:53,352 --> 00:01:55,452 I just don't see why Gary can't drive 57 00:01:55,552 --> 00:01:57,571 and I take the lead with the patients. 58 00:01:57,671 --> 00:01:59,610 - She's not got the best bedside manner. 59 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:03,489 - She, I have a name, monster. 60 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:05,049 This is what I've gotta put up with. 61 00:02:05,149 --> 00:02:08,168 And I've really been working on being nicer to the patients 62 00:02:08,268 --> 00:02:09,367 - You set fire to the possessions 63 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,207 of a girl with Hodgkin's lymphoma. 64 00:02:11,307 --> 00:02:14,366 - Okay, what we need here is more listening. 65 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:16,685 Now the good news is that we are designed 66 00:02:16,785 --> 00:02:19,365 by nature to listen. 67 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:20,604 Hands. 68 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:24,423 We have two ears, one mouth. 69 00:02:26,382 --> 00:02:27,122 I'm busy, Jo. 70 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:29,322 - What, playing head, shoulders, knees and toes? 71 00:02:29,422 --> 00:02:30,481 Nice. 72 00:02:30,581 --> 00:02:33,240 Well, I need to check my emails so chats over ball bags. 73 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:37,079 - No, this is a confidential space, Jo. 74 00:02:37,179 --> 00:02:39,179 I'm afraid you can't be here. 75 00:02:46,057 --> 00:02:48,836 Okay we are going to have 76 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,995 to do some work with you I'm afraid Gary, 77 00:02:51,095 --> 00:02:54,194 but the good news is I have some great exercises 78 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:56,634 for that internalised toxic masculinity, 79 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:58,673 but let's just focus on today. 80 00:02:58,773 --> 00:03:01,072 - I'm doing a siren check. 81 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:04,491 (sirens wailing loudly) 82 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,469 - What the hell are you doing? 83 00:03:11,569 --> 00:03:12,309 - What? 84 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:15,148 - I'm sorry that's anger- 85 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:17,248 It's my bad just (breaths). 86 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,825 - 15. 87 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:27,924 - What was that, Jo? 88 00:03:28,564 --> 00:03:29,624 - Just a siren test, George. 89 00:03:29,724 --> 00:03:30,983 Don't mess your knickers. 90 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,863 - I'm trying to give your staff 91 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,542 the tools to protect themselves. 92 00:03:34,642 --> 00:03:36,062 - Oh, so you admit you are a tool? 93 00:03:36,162 --> 00:03:39,061 - I asked Gary and Kareshma what pastoral care they get 94 00:03:39,161 --> 00:03:41,860 after a patient death, they said Foster's. 95 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,540 - Four cans. 96 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,639 Bloody good lager. 97 00:03:46,119 --> 00:03:48,198 See I am Mrs. Pastoral care. 98 00:03:49,278 --> 00:03:51,857 Oh, Lawrence, how are you holding up 99 00:03:51,957 --> 00:03:53,957 after the bus crush last week? 100 00:03:54,597 --> 00:03:56,056 - Yeah one day at a time. 101 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:58,156 You know, one day at a time. - Yeah. 102 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:02,334 - Yeah I mean, it's the faces mainly. 103 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:06,333 You know, I can still see them staring at me, 104 00:04:06,433 --> 00:04:08,432 the eyes calling out. 105 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:11,552 We know you. 106 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:13,851 Why are you alive and why are we dead? 107 00:04:13,951 --> 00:04:16,690 - Yeah so sad. 108 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,889 - Haunts my dreams. - Yeah so sad. 109 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:22,288 So what's to deal with you and June? 110 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:23,088 Where's your head at? 111 00:04:23,188 --> 00:04:23,928 How's it going? 112 00:04:24,028 --> 00:04:25,367 - Oh yeah, good. 113 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:26,927 We're actually going for dinner at five. 114 00:04:27,027 --> 00:04:27,767 - Dinner at five. 115 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:28,567 - Yeah. 116 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,446 - What's she, 90? 117 00:04:29,546 --> 00:04:33,085 - No, it's early because she's bringing a daughter, 118 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:36,504 which is all very new and serious. 119 00:04:37,864 --> 00:04:40,163 - Bit of a psycho move, Loz. 120 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:43,622 Sorry, just a definite red flag there. 121 00:04:44,582 --> 00:04:45,442 - I think she just wants me 122 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,481 to get to know the family a bit more. 123 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:49,560 - No she's manipulating you with the kid. 124 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,240 It's emotional blackmail. 125 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:52,080 - Right. 126 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:53,559 - Picture this you're at dinner. 127 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:55,119 June pops out to take a call. 128 00:04:55,219 --> 00:04:56,878 You're left alone with the daughter. 129 00:04:56,978 --> 00:04:58,718 Basically you are on a date with a kid. 130 00:04:58,818 --> 00:04:59,757 Not being funny Loz, 131 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:01,717 but you could end up on some kind of register. 132 00:05:01,817 --> 00:05:02,756 - Better go. 133 00:05:02,856 --> 00:05:04,116 - Okay. 134 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:04,956 - Yeah. 135 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:07,055 - I'd cancel mate, honestly. 136 00:05:07,695 --> 00:05:08,835 - I'll be all good. - Just look though. 137 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,394 - I'll be good. 138 00:05:10,494 --> 00:05:11,514 - It's a bit weird. 139 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:13,593 (bike engine revving) 140 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:16,253 (bright music) 141 00:05:22,971 --> 00:05:25,690 (Gary whistling) 142 00:05:28,809 --> 00:05:30,808 - Okay, you're stress whistling. 143 00:05:31,288 --> 00:05:32,228 You are still in a mood 144 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:34,327 about what I said to George, aren't you? 145 00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:36,147 They were just lies. 146 00:05:36,247 --> 00:05:37,826 I need more hands on experience, Gary. 147 00:05:37,926 --> 00:05:39,266 That's the deal. 148 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:41,725 - It was hurtful and I hate driving. 149 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:45,044 Sorry, after you. 150 00:05:45,484 --> 00:05:46,904 No problem. 151 00:05:47,004 --> 00:05:47,903 Have a nice day. 152 00:05:48,003 --> 00:05:49,903 - Oh I forgot what a fanny you drive like. 153 00:05:50,003 --> 00:05:51,702 You can't give away Gary. 154 00:05:51,802 --> 00:05:53,462 We're the most important vehicle on the road. 155 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,301 - What? 156 00:05:54,401 --> 00:05:56,581 Slow and steady wins the race. 157 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:59,740 - No sirens win the race. 158 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,839 Come on, be aggressive. 159 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,778 (sirens wailing) 160 00:06:05,878 --> 00:06:08,217 - Hey, Leon, yeah listen. 161 00:06:08,317 --> 00:06:09,977 What's your favourite sport? 162 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:12,496 - I like playing football. 163 00:06:12,596 --> 00:06:15,015 - Do you have any upper body hobbies, Leon? 164 00:06:15,115 --> 00:06:17,475 - Yeah like arm wrestling? 165 00:06:18,634 --> 00:06:20,654 - Think your driver has regained consciousness. 166 00:06:20,754 --> 00:06:22,573 Whoa, how's your patient? 167 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:23,433 - Well, we've applied tourniquets 168 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:26,092 and I'm just getting an IV in. 169 00:06:26,192 --> 00:06:27,092 Are you all right, Lawrence? 170 00:06:27,192 --> 00:06:28,731 You look a bit shaken. 171 00:06:28,831 --> 00:06:29,651 - It's bringing back memories. 172 00:06:29,751 --> 00:06:31,790 You know, Karen went the same way. 173 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,090 - Thought your wife died of cancer. 174 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:34,929 - Yeah. 175 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:38,008 - It's not exactly how she went but lots of parallels 176 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,108 and it crushed her towards the end. 177 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:43,447 - Maleek? 178 00:06:43,547 --> 00:06:44,287 - Yo. 179 00:06:44,387 --> 00:06:46,386 - This is Anna. 180 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:51,145 - Jeez, yeah, you're punching bruv. 181 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:53,124 - (coughs) Don't make me laugh. 182 00:06:53,224 --> 00:06:54,044 - Oh, sorry. 183 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,763 I love your accent, you know. 184 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,163 Proper bond villain. 185 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,262 Don't make me laugh. 186 00:07:00,382 --> 00:07:01,961 How long can we lift this dig up? 187 00:07:02,061 --> 00:07:03,721 - Firefighters think 10 minutes. 188 00:07:03,821 --> 00:07:04,641 - You hear that, Leon? 189 00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:07,000 10 minutes if you can hold on. 190 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:10,639 TBF you can't really go anywhere, can you? 191 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:11,479 - Keep him positive. 192 00:07:11,579 --> 00:07:13,758 Chances of him making it are 50-50. 193 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,357 - 50-50 chance he dies? 194 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:16,637 - What, shit. 195 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,557 - Look at me Leon. 196 00:07:17,657 --> 00:07:18,517 - Yeah. 197 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:19,956 - It's okay you're in good hands. 198 00:07:20,056 --> 00:07:22,855 - If it's my time, it's my time. 199 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:27,154 I just want to enjoy my last 10 minutes. 200 00:07:27,254 --> 00:07:29,393 - Yeah, okay. 201 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:30,233 Well, do you know what? 202 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,153 We're gonna make it the best 10 minutes, right Wend? 203 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:34,692 - Yes anything you want we can do it. 204 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:36,391 Well, anything nearby. 205 00:07:36,491 --> 00:07:37,471 - Yeah, last meal? 206 00:07:37,571 --> 00:07:39,470 I mean, favourite meal. 207 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,570 What's your favourite meal? 208 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,589 (Speaks Russian) Like my mother used 209 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:47,688 to make back in Russia. (Speaks Russian) 210 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:53,106 - Right, I'll see what I can do. 211 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,885 - Yeah, Wendy's gonna see if she can get you the, that thing 212 00:07:59,205 --> 00:08:00,424 (Speaks Russian) - That thing. 213 00:08:00,524 --> 00:08:02,524 You say it better, bro. 214 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:06,363 (bright music) 215 00:08:08,602 --> 00:08:10,101 - I love getting letters. 216 00:08:10,201 --> 00:08:12,201 - It's like a text message but on paper. 217 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,300 - Oh, this is very bad news. 218 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,979 It seems like my visa is about to expire. 219 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:20,778 Darryl, they're sending me back to Australia. 220 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:23,138 Still it's a beautiful envelope. 221 00:08:23,238 --> 00:08:24,977 - Take the wheel. 222 00:08:25,077 --> 00:08:27,076 I'm gonna cry. 223 00:08:27,796 --> 00:08:28,936 - Can you hurry up and finish? 224 00:08:29,036 --> 00:08:31,035 I wanna cry as well. 225 00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,754 (bright music) 226 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:40,772 - I feel stupid falling at my age. 227 00:08:40,872 --> 00:08:42,972 - Nothing to feel stupid about my lovely. 228 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:45,691 We'll take you in, get you an x-ray just to be sure. 229 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,790 Just gimme one second. 230 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:51,449 - Maybe I was wrong about your bedside manner. 231 00:08:51,549 --> 00:08:53,129 - She won't shut up. 232 00:08:53,229 --> 00:08:53,968 Can we sedate her? 233 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:56,068 - Maybe I was right, no sedation. 234 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:57,567 - Smoking again? 235 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,807 - I've got to de-stress. 236 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,446 Everyone's driving like maniacs. 237 00:09:01,546 --> 00:09:04,046 You saw that man on the south circular cut me up. 238 00:09:04,146 --> 00:09:05,525 Volvo prick. 239 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:06,605 - Kareshma? 240 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:08,604 - What is it, Janet my sweet? 241 00:09:08,704 --> 00:09:09,924 - It's probably nothing 242 00:09:10,024 --> 00:09:13,203 but I do have another medical issue 243 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,882 I've wanted to check in for a while. 244 00:09:15,982 --> 00:09:18,541 It's sort of downstairs. 245 00:09:19,781 --> 00:09:21,600 I've always been too embarrassed to show anyone 246 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,320 but seeing as you are so nice, I feel safe with you. 247 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:27,219 - Aww, great. 248 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:35,416 (bright music) 249 00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:38,915 - All right, bruv. 250 00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:41,015 Leon, just keep talking yeah. 251 00:09:43,294 --> 00:09:44,714 - I couldn't get what you asked for 252 00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:46,353 'cause I didn't know what it was 253 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,752 so I got you a Thai curry instead. 254 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:50,592 - What? Did you get a microwave with that 255 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,591 'cause you can't eat that if not. 256 00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:53,431 - I panicked. 257 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,430 - He can't have food. 258 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,550 If he makes it he'll go straight to surgery. 259 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,749 - We've gotta do something. 260 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,069 What do you want, Leon? 261 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,189 - Get Anna here. 262 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:02,028 - Of course. 263 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:03,288 - The police have already sent her to the hospital. 264 00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:04,228 There's no time. 265 00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:05,667 - Would you like a kiss, Leon? 266 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:07,767 - No. - No, nasty. 267 00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:10,346 - It's ready. 268 00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:12,345 - Well, it's time. 269 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,584 - Wait, can I record a message for Anna 270 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:16,944 in case I don't make it? 271 00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:20,223 - Sure. - No, move I've got you, bro. 272 00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:22,323 Okay go. 273 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:25,142 - Hey Anna, surprise. 274 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:27,941 - Come on, you can't say surprise, bruv. 275 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:30,060 Go again. 276 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,779 - Hey Anna so the things are not looking so good 277 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:36,398 for me right now as you see. 278 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:41,637 My chipmunk, my Polish green. 279 00:10:43,756 --> 00:10:47,155 If I don't make, I want you to know I love you. 280 00:10:50,474 --> 00:10:52,334 Don't be so sad. 281 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,433 You'll see me again. 282 00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:56,412 I'll be waiting. 283 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:58,512 - That was beautiful. 284 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,571 - Start lifting. - Okay we're lifting. 285 00:11:00,671 --> 00:11:02,171 - Good luck, bro. 286 00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:03,650 Out of the way, Wendy. 287 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,230 (tense music) 288 00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:11,248 - (Speaking Russian) 289 00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:13,348 - Ready, set, slide. 290 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,206 - Losing a lot of blood. 291 00:11:18,306 --> 00:11:21,545 (Leon groaning loudly) 292 00:11:23,744 --> 00:11:26,364 - Don't mean to make a bad situation worse, 293 00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:27,203 - but 294 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,123 - you didn't hit record. 295 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:31,222 You just took a photo. 296 00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:36,641 - What, oh no. 297 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,740 He trusted me, man. 298 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,559 He trusted me to pass on his dying message. 299 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,479 - No I didn't. 300 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:44,558 - Not you, mind your business my man. 301 00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:46,078 Why would you even let me use the iPad? 302 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,637 - You took it off me. 303 00:11:47,737 --> 00:11:48,757 - Well, thanks to you 304 00:11:48,857 --> 00:11:50,077 if Leon doesn't make it, 305 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,716 all we got to show his girlfriend is a photo. 306 00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:53,836 - No we don't. 307 00:11:53,936 --> 00:11:54,755 - What, you got backup? 308 00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:55,675 You did record it. 309 00:11:55,775 --> 00:11:57,834 - No, but it's the next best thing, 310 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,554 but we've got a photo of Leon, right? 311 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:02,033 - Yeah. - So I put it in this face app 312 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,392 and I think it might work. 313 00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,492 - Anna, it's me, Leon. 314 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:12,110 I love you so much and I want you to know 315 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:15,509 that I will miss you more than I can say. 316 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,909 - What the hell was that? 317 00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:18,028 - Good, isn't it? 318 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,908 - That's racist! 319 00:12:20,008 --> 00:12:24,067 Like proper (imitates bad Russian accent) 320 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,666 You know what, wasn't that racist boss? 321 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:27,866 - Just a little bit. 322 00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:30,565 (bright music) 323 00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:34,984 - Hi thanks for coming in. 324 00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:37,683 This morning was obviously so challenging. 325 00:12:38,642 --> 00:12:40,222 - Not as challenging as what's going on out there 326 00:12:40,322 --> 00:12:42,021 with no paramedics. 327 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:44,261 - I think it's really important 328 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:46,360 that we talk about what happened. 329 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,959 When I becomes we then illness becomes wellness. 330 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,418 - Okay, speaking of wee, let's get 331 00:12:54,518 --> 00:12:55,537 this piss take on the road. 332 00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:58,417 - Right, does anyone want to get started? 333 00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,016 - Oh great, yeah. 334 00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:02,335 - This morning really rocked me. 335 00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:04,695 It's going over in my head in like a loop. 336 00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:05,535 It's so unfair. 337 00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:09,453 It's like some guy up above says that's it, time's up. 338 00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:10,293 You're going home. 339 00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:11,893 - Yeah, great, this is great. 340 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:16,171 And what would you say to this guy up above if you could? 341 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,271 - I say you're a jerk. 342 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,090 Give my Darrell a visa. 343 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,050 Don't send him back to Australia. 344 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,149 - What? 345 00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:29,447 We're talking about the crushed guy from this morning. 346 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,047 - Yeah, we weren't there for that. 347 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:33,146 - Then what are you doing here? 348 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,966 I'm sorry but this session is for paramedics 349 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,805 that were on the digger call out only. 350 00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:39,644 - There's no need to shout at us. 351 00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:40,684 - Yeah you hurt my feelings. 352 00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:42,484 - Mine too, you've hurt our feelings. 353 00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:43,283 - Right. 354 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,643 - No, you have to go back to Australia. 355 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,162 - I actually can't talk about it. 356 00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,562 - Good let's use that. 357 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,121 - Everything's fire. 358 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,241 Everywhere I look, everything. 359 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,040 Even me, I'm fire. 360 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:58,639 My eyes, my bones are fire. 361 00:13:58,739 --> 00:13:59,479 - I know that feeling. 362 00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:02,118 - Okay can we please stay focused on the incident guys? 363 00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,198 Come on. 364 00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:04,837 - Anger management, George. 365 00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:06,317 Sounds like you could do some therapy. 366 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,976 (bright music) 367 00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:14,474 - I can still see it when I close my eyes. 368 00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:15,874 - Thought you wanted to take the lead. 369 00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:17,073 Stay in your lane, Lexus. 370 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,073 Stay in your lane. 371 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:19,433 How is that staying in your lane? 372 00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,992 - Yeah I wanted more hands-on experience. 373 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,071 Didn't expect it to show me an infected anal sore 374 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,511 the size of a cricket ball. - Oh, you want a piece of me? 375 00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:27,990 You want a piece of the action? 376 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:31,529 You wanna dance with me mother, mother effer (roars) 377 00:14:34,888 --> 00:14:37,228 (bright music) 378 00:14:37,328 --> 00:14:41,466 - Lawrence. Lawrence, talk about the crushed guy, please. 379 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,566 - I found it difficult. 380 00:14:44,246 --> 00:14:47,065 You know how sometimes you arrive on scene 381 00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:50,224 and you just know this one's gonna stay with you, 382 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,303 haunt your nights and sing you to sleep, 383 00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:54,403 holding your hand in the dark? 384 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:59,961 ♪ Come with me across the river we go ♪ 385 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,300 ♪ Across the river we roll ♪ 386 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,379 ♪ Across the river of death ♪ 387 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,538 ♪ Come with me ♪ 388 00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:09,858 - Okay, thanks, Lawrence. 389 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,258 Yeah, really. 390 00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,417 - It's really special. - So beautiful. 391 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,517 - So helpful. 392 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:18,076 Maleek, you're being really quiet. 393 00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:22,294 Come on, talk about this morning. 394 00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,894 Is there anything that you do different maybe? 395 00:15:24,994 --> 00:15:25,733 - Oh my God. 396 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,293 Why are you blaming me? 397 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,452 - It's good to get everything out in the open, Maleek. 398 00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:30,292 - Oh my God. 399 00:15:30,392 --> 00:15:31,132 All right, George. 400 00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:33,131 Fine, I didn't press record. 401 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,371 Yeah, I didn't press record. 402 00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:36,530 I promised to make his last moments count 403 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,370 and I messed it up. 404 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,129 Flipping bullshit man. - Maleek! 405 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,369 - All lie. 406 00:15:40,469 --> 00:15:41,569 - I can't believe I'm agreeing with Maleek 407 00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:42,888 but he's absolutely right, George. 408 00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:45,607 This is absolute bullshit. 409 00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:50,486 - Time to reflect on difficult incidents is important. 410 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,325 - I'll not have my crew sitting around circle jerking 411 00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:54,645 while there are people out there dying. 412 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,744 Out now! 413 00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:58,924 - All right thank you. 414 00:15:59,024 --> 00:15:59,763 Well done everyone. 415 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,043 Thank you. 416 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,142 Thanks guys, thank you. 417 00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,881 I think this was really, really useful. 418 00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,581 (bright music) 419 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,719 - Look, Lawrence a word. 420 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,519 I've been thinking about this problem with June 421 00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,278 and this whole insane dinner thing. 422 00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:17,318 - Not really a problem. 423 00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:18,258 - How do you know she's not doing it 424 00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:20,157 to get a kidney for the kid? 425 00:16:20,257 --> 00:16:21,757 - Sylvia doesn't need a kidney. 426 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:22,597 - Have you checked? 427 00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,716 - Have I performed exploratory surgery 428 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:25,836 on my girlfriend's daughter 429 00:16:25,936 --> 00:16:27,515 to check whether she has both kidneys? 430 00:16:27,615 --> 00:16:29,555 No. - Exactly just call her up. 431 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,514 Say you don't want the kid there. 432 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,594 - But she's nice. - No, you're not her dad. 433 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:33,433 Put your foot down. 434 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,913 - But one might appear selfish. 435 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:40,351 - No Lawrence this says I'm putting you first. 436 00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:41,591 You're dating June not her kid. 437 00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:43,550 If anything it's a sign of commitment. 438 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:46,110 Just call her up say all right bitch 439 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,029 or whatever you call her. 440 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,109 - June. - It's me or the nipper. 441 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:49,989 Trust me Lawrence. 442 00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:51,788 I know women, I am a woman. 443 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,227 She will love the gesture 100%. 444 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:55,827 - Well, I haven't thought about it like that before. 445 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,926 - You're welcome. 446 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,765 (bright music) 447 00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:06,984 - What we doing here? 448 00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:08,583 - I need to fix earlier. 449 00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:10,682 He trusted us to get a message to her. 450 00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:16,061 - Oh, it's even fitter in real life. 451 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,540 Go on, Leon. 452 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,260 Now gimme the iPad. 453 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,620 I'm gonna record another message. 454 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,379 - You think that's a good idea? 455 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,299 - We couldn't save Leon. 456 00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:24,938 The least we can do is give his girl closure. 457 00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:26,978 What do you think will make her happy? 458 00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:28,897 - You could say he was having an affair. 459 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,056 I know that would make me feel a lot better. 460 00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:31,856 - I'm not saying that. 461 00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:33,096 - Or he never really loved her 462 00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:34,615 and was only with her for a bit. 463 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:37,095 - I'm trying to give her closure not ruin her life. 464 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:37,934 What's wrong with you? 465 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,514 (bright music) 466 00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:44,293 - Gary? 467 00:17:44,393 --> 00:17:46,392 Oh mate. 468 00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,451 What the hell happened? 469 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:54,090 - He was so much bigger when he got out of the car. 470 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,729 - It's all her fault. 471 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:56,929 You should swap. 472 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,968 I'm George, meh, meh, meh. 473 00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,808 Thanks to your bright idea, 474 00:18:00,908 --> 00:18:02,447 I've had the worst shift of my life. 475 00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,547 I can never look at asses again. 476 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:07,506 Oh, and you've turned Gary into an animal. 477 00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,824 You stay away from us. 478 00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,241 - You see what happens when you mess with my staff? 479 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:25,460 I know what's best for my depot, okay? 480 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,840 - I didn't do anything. 481 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,999 - You wanna do therapy and talk about each other's mums 482 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,278 or whatever sick shit you get up to? 483 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,198 That is what happens. 484 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:37,597 My staff are all fine in the head, okay? 485 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:41,216 Get these magic rocks. 486 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,034 - These are quite powerful crystals actually. 487 00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:47,754 - I will always love you. 488 00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,393 I want you to move on and be happy. 489 00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:54,072 That guy Maleek, who looked after me at the end seemed nice 490 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:54,912 and he had 491 00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:55,732 this really nice beard - What is this? 492 00:18:55,812 --> 00:18:56,551 - Skip that bit, skip that bit. 493 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:58,191 - But I will never stop loving you 494 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,290 my little chipmunk. - Little chipmunk. 495 00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,788 - I think you broke her. 496 00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,147 - Oh shit! 497 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,187 - Look, I know. 498 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,387 I'm so sorry. 499 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:13,226 I'm sorry. 500 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,226 It was Wendy's fault. 501 00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:15,146 Wendy put me up to it. 502 00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:17,925 - It's kinda of help, I think - But Leon's not dead. 503 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,944 - Huh? 504 00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:23,863 - The doctor said the surgery went better than expected. 505 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,963 He's going to make it. 506 00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:28,062 - My G, Leon. 507 00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:29,742 Yes, I knew you'd pull through, man. 508 00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:30,661 The guy's a machine. 509 00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,501 - Well you have to send me this. 510 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,600 Oh, Leon loves racist videos. 511 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,139 I better go and see him. 512 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,939 - Go, go, go, go. He's gonna make it. 513 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:39,859 That's all that matters. 514 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,138 I told you, I've got you. 515 00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:41,978 We got you! 516 00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:43,258 - Got him? 517 00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:45,377 You're trying to pick up his widow while he was still warm. 518 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,016 - He would've wanted that man. 519 00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:48,976 It's Leon my guy. 520 00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:50,935 All I know is my brother's gonna live innit 521 00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:52,135 so where gonna celebrate 522 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,655 'cause my brother's gonna live innit. 523 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:56,054 My brother's gonna live innit. - What? 524 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,713 (bright music) 525 00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:03,772 - Is Mum here? 526 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,091 - What? What are you doing back? 527 00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:08,450 - I've had the worst day job hunting ever. 528 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,570 The Apple Store are total assholes 529 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,449 and nobody at Canary Wharf would even let me in. 530 00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:15,088 - Yet people keep letting you into my depot. 531 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,648 - I need a job. 532 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,607 Please Mum's boss. 533 00:20:17,707 --> 00:20:18,407 I'll do anything. 534 00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,047 I'll work any hours you want. 535 00:20:20,147 --> 00:20:22,246 I just need money 'cause I don't wanna be poor. 536 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,245 - Okay so one of my restock team has just quit 537 00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:27,565 so if you are gonna hang around 538 00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:28,484 like a turd that won't flush, 539 00:20:28,584 --> 00:20:29,484 you might as well be useful. 540 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:30,564 Can you use a mop? 541 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,123 - Yes and I'm very good at Microsoft Excel 542 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,283 and also in a team. 543 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:35,282 - Just show up tomorrow. 544 00:20:35,382 --> 00:20:36,122 Don't cock it up 545 00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:38,881 and if you could do something about your face, 546 00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:42,780 it is annoying to look at so change it. 547 00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:46,879 - Hi. 548 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,538 (bright music) 549 00:20:58,535 --> 00:20:59,875 Oh hi, Jo. 550 00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:03,114 I just wanted to say I called June and did what you said. 551 00:21:03,214 --> 00:21:04,354 - Oh, you did? - Yeah I told her 552 00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:05,593 it was me or the kid. 553 00:21:05,693 --> 00:21:07,953 - Oh, well. - And it really worked. 554 00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:09,552 Yeah she said it was very thoughtful 555 00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,352 and refreshing putting her first 556 00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:12,871 and making her feel like June 557 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,190 rather than June the single mum. Mad, eh? 558 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,030 - Is she mental? 559 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,390 - So she's booked a babysitter 560 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:21,289 and we're going on a proper romantic date, all thanks to you. 561 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,668 - Yes, ooh shirts. 562 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:25,767 - You like it? - Nice. 563 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,587 - Maybe instead of celebrating, 564 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,386 we should go and check in with George. 565 00:21:29,486 --> 00:21:31,306 You know, we've been through a lot today 566 00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,105 and you do seem ever so slightly manic. 567 00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:34,545 - Nah, shut up. 568 00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:35,505 I'm not check in with George. 569 00:21:35,605 --> 00:21:37,064 I'm checking in with Jack Daniels. 570 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,104 Let's go to the pub. 571 00:21:38,204 --> 00:21:39,183 - But instead of going to the pub, 572 00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:40,783 why don't we go to a karaoke bar? 573 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:41,863 - Ooh, yes please. 574 00:21:41,963 --> 00:21:43,542 I'm doing Nicki Minaj and bollocks to anyone 575 00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:45,262 who says it's problematic because I am who I am 576 00:21:45,362 --> 00:21:46,241 and you actually can't change that. 577 00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:47,861 - No you go home, Spencer. 578 00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,420 You know how expensive London is 579 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,300 and what, with you being skint and all. 580 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,140 - It's fine. 581 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,299 Jo gave me a job working here on the restock team. 582 00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:55,899 We're gonna be living together and working together. 583 00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,998 How amazing is that? 584 00:21:58,638 --> 00:22:01,777 - Oh, you are finished. 585 00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:03,876 Wendy? 586 00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:06,415 Wendy, you broken? 587 00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:07,815 Okay, I'll just get the pin 588 00:22:07,915 --> 00:22:09,914 to restore your factory settings. 589 00:22:11,074 --> 00:22:12,254 ♪ Yeah ♪ 590 00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:13,373 ♪ Yeah ♪ 591 00:22:13,473 --> 00:22:14,533 ♪ Yeah ♪ 592 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,893 ♪ Yeah ♪ 593 00:22:15,993 --> 00:22:17,092 ♪ Yeah ♪ 594 00:22:17,192 --> 00:22:18,372 ♪ Yeah ♪ 595 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:19,452 ♪ Yeah ♪ 596 00:22:19,552 --> 00:22:20,851 ♪ Yeah ♪ 597 00:22:20,951 --> 00:22:22,091 ♪ Yeah ♪ 598 00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:23,330 ♪ Yeah ♪ 599 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,330 ♪ Yeah ♪ 600 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,850 ♪ Yeah ♪ 601 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,169 ♪ Yeah ♪ 602 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,409 ♪ Yeah ♪ 603 00:22:28,509 --> 00:22:30,508 ♪ Yeah ♪ 604 00:22:36,507 --> 00:22:39,186 (air whooshing)