1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:02,880 - [Jo] 402 X-ray Yankee, 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:04,800 unconscious male been dragged from the river. 3 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:05,660 - Come on. (lightning cracking) 4 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,560 Come on, mate, stay with me. 5 00:00:07,660 --> 00:00:08,880 (thunder rumbling) (rain pouring) 6 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:12,400 27, 28, 29, 30. 7 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,639 No rhythm, keep going. 8 00:00:13,739 --> 00:00:15,719 - Kevin, you ready for the defib? 9 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:19,199 I'm locked and loaded. - Not now, Maleek, okay. 10 00:00:19,299 --> 00:00:20,479 - Just let me know, I will stop this, brother. 11 00:00:20,579 --> 00:00:23,519 - 17, 18, 19. - We're at three minutes, Kev. 12 00:00:23,619 --> 00:00:24,359 - 21, 22- - Just let me bring 13 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,439 the man back from the dead, we got this. 14 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:28,998 - 24, 25, 26. (man gasping) 15 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:31,278 Okay, we've got a pulse. - Yes! 16 00:00:31,378 --> 00:00:34,398 You see, you lot thought my man was gone, 17 00:00:34,498 --> 00:00:35,958 you didn't know that me and my team 18 00:00:36,058 --> 00:00:37,558 would bring him back from the dead! 19 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:39,598 Kevin, spud me, fam. 20 00:00:39,698 --> 00:00:40,398 (man gasping) 21 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,397 (electricity jolting) - Argh! 22 00:00:41,497 --> 00:00:42,277 (Kevin thudding to ground) 23 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:44,117 Oh! (defrib crackling) 24 00:00:44,217 --> 00:00:45,197 - Shit. 25 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:47,357 (electricity crackling) (Kevin groaning) 26 00:00:47,457 --> 00:00:48,677 You alright, blood? 27 00:00:48,777 --> 00:00:49,757 (mellow upbeat music) 28 00:00:49,857 --> 00:00:53,997 ♪ Ooh ♪ 29 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:57,316 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 30 00:00:57,416 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ Yeah ♪ 31 00:00:59,056 --> 00:01:02,316 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 32 00:01:02,416 --> 00:01:03,756 ♪ Yeah ♪ 33 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,776 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:10,395 - Yo, yo! 35 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:11,955 ♪ I need to talk to you ♪ 36 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:15,155 (laughs) Look, yeah, so I've been thinking, 37 00:01:15,255 --> 00:01:18,755 seeing as Kevin has gone on a sabbatical and whatnot, 38 00:01:18,855 --> 00:01:22,954 I just don't feel like anyone can replace what we had. 39 00:01:23,054 --> 00:01:26,334 So I think I'm gonna work alone from now. 40 00:01:28,094 --> 00:01:28,834 Yeah? 41 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:31,714 - Maleek, I understand you're hurt that Kevin left, 42 00:01:31,814 --> 00:01:33,274 after you hospitalised him. 43 00:01:33,374 --> 00:01:35,074 - No, he didn't leave 'cause of that. 44 00:01:35,174 --> 00:01:36,393 He gave me bare other reasons. 45 00:01:36,493 --> 00:01:38,553 - Yeah, your personality, your attitude, no? 46 00:01:38,653 --> 00:01:41,753 - No, it wasn't none of that, he's having a midlife crisis. 47 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:44,113 He's gone to Thailand to find himself, 48 00:01:44,213 --> 00:01:45,833 until he can come back to the war zone. 49 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:46,673 - Okay, okay. 50 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:51,532 So you plan to work in an ambulance 51 00:01:52,892 --> 00:01:53,952 on your own? - Yeah. 52 00:01:54,052 --> 00:01:56,152 - How are you gonna carry a stretcher? 53 00:01:56,252 --> 00:01:57,912 - Oh, babes, the guns. 54 00:01:58,012 --> 00:02:00,352 - Ah, right, when you're in the back. 55 00:02:00,452 --> 00:02:01,432 - Yeah, okay. - With a patient. 56 00:02:01,532 --> 00:02:03,271 - Alright, I'm in the back. - Yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:03,371 --> 00:02:04,631 - Don't close your eyes. 58 00:02:04,731 --> 00:02:06,731 - Who's driving, Maleek? 59 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,631 - Ooh, okay. - Yeah. 60 00:02:08,731 --> 00:02:11,071 - Yeah, that's, alright, watch your foot. 61 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:13,171 Imagine, 62 00:02:14,211 --> 00:02:16,211 you still there with me, mate? 63 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,030 Ah, alright, yep. - He got it. 64 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:21,590 Let me make this easy for you, Maleek, 65 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:23,470 I have found you a new partner. 66 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:25,870 (Maleek groans) She's just moved to the area, 67 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:27,970 so be nice to her. 68 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:31,069 - I got you, you want me to put this youth to the test. 69 00:02:31,169 --> 00:02:33,229 See if they're with the gang? (laughs) 70 00:02:33,329 --> 00:02:34,989 See if they ride or die, I get it. 71 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:36,029 Who else, who else? 72 00:02:36,129 --> 00:02:38,249 - Let's just start with not frying her, ey? 73 00:02:39,649 --> 00:02:40,989 Baby steps. 74 00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:44,328 (melodic upbeat music) 75 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:46,988 - 451 Papa Kilo. 76 00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:51,028 451 Papa Kilo, Papa Kilo, Papa Kilo 451, Papa, Papa, Papa. 77 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:52,508 - Ey up. - Uh, fucking hell! 78 00:02:52,608 --> 00:02:54,708 What you doing creeping up on me? 79 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:55,508 - Sorry. 80 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,547 - What you doing, who are you? 81 00:02:58,647 --> 00:03:00,747 - I'm Wendy, your new partner. 82 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:01,807 (Maleek disdainfully sucking air through teeth) 83 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:03,707 You must be Maleek. - Look, no, 84 00:03:03,807 --> 00:03:06,587 first of all, my name is Maleek. 85 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,947 - Oh, sorry, did I pronounce it wrong? 86 00:03:08,047 --> 00:03:10,467 - Yes, you've got to say it with bass. 87 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,506 - Maleek. 88 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:13,146 - What? 89 00:03:13,246 --> 00:03:14,666 Put some respect on my name, 90 00:03:14,766 --> 00:03:16,586 especially if you're gonna be my new apprentice. 91 00:03:16,686 --> 00:03:17,986 - Well, I'm your new partner. 92 00:03:18,086 --> 00:03:20,066 - Ha, I'll be the judge of that. 93 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,186 Years, I rode with Kevin, he never ambushed me. 94 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,946 - Kevin, was that the poor lad you electrocuted? 95 00:03:24,046 --> 00:03:27,225 - Electrocuted, I defibbed him, it's different. 96 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:29,985 Where are you from anyway, "Emmerdale?" 97 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,265 - Close, Nottingham. 98 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:35,545 - Nattimman, what, Nottimum, Nightingham, Nott. 99 00:03:35,645 --> 00:03:40,624 Ah, I see why Jo put you under my watch, but listen, 100 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:42,504 you are a long way from "Brookside" now, you know. 101 00:03:42,604 --> 00:03:45,384 - Close your eyes and hold out your hands. 102 00:03:45,484 --> 00:03:47,484 - No, why the hell would I do that? 103 00:03:48,444 --> 00:03:50,824 - I baked you a cake, partner. 104 00:03:50,924 --> 00:03:53,663 Sorry it's a bit rubbery, I just moved into my new flat 105 00:03:53,763 --> 00:03:55,063 and there's no oven, 106 00:03:55,163 --> 00:03:56,823 so I had to improvise with the microwave. 107 00:03:56,923 --> 00:03:58,623 - Do you think that this is some bake, 108 00:03:58,723 --> 00:04:00,503 coffee kind of morning? 109 00:04:00,603 --> 00:04:02,263 You need to be more like Kevin. 110 00:04:02,363 --> 00:04:04,303 He didn't come in here on his first day 111 00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:06,662 begging it with some dead out Mary Berry ting. 112 00:04:06,762 --> 00:04:07,902 - Alright, well, I'll just chuck it away. 113 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:09,622 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill. 114 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:11,742 I didn't say that, did I? Didn't say that. 115 00:04:11,842 --> 00:04:13,822 Put the cake over there, put it over there. 116 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:15,062 (engine starting) (melodic upbeat music) 117 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:16,982 - Emergency, ambulance. (siren wailing) 118 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,362 Is the patient breathing? - He's struggling to breathe. 119 00:04:18,442 --> 00:04:20,301 - [Woman] Yeah, I don't think how much he drank. 120 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:21,621 - [Woman] She actually can't talk, 121 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:22,861 she's frothing at- - Is someone coming? 122 00:04:22,961 --> 00:04:25,581 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, proceed to Byron Estate. 123 00:04:25,681 --> 00:04:28,481 Known drug addict with arm injury, sounds rank. 124 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:31,181 - Ah, fucking hell! 125 00:04:31,281 --> 00:04:32,900 - Look at the state of you. 126 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,220 What do you want to take all that crap for, you silly Billy. 127 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,060 - 'Cause he's a crackhead. 128 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,660 - He might have other interests. 129 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,540 What are you into, ducks? 130 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,540 - Well, yeah, just mostly crack. 131 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,220 - Hm, I've never done it myself. 132 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,179 Probably for the best really, 133 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,659 I get easily addicted to things. 134 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:52,979 Right now I'm into up-cycling, have you ever tried it? 135 00:04:53,079 --> 00:04:55,259 - No, I mean, I guess I did, ow, 136 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:58,779 guess I did turn that Coke can into a crack pipe. 137 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:01,138 - Yeah, that's the basic idea. - Keep still, I'm glueing it. 138 00:05:01,238 --> 00:05:03,218 - Oh, I can play the harmonica. 139 00:05:03,318 --> 00:05:06,498 - A musician, see, everyone's got a talent 140 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,218 and some of the best records 141 00:05:08,318 --> 00:05:09,978 were made by druggies, weren't they? 142 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:11,658 - Yeah, but then I had to sell it. 143 00:05:11,758 --> 00:05:14,457 - Oh, no, what for? - Crack. 144 00:05:14,557 --> 00:05:17,257 - Well, it's never too late to start again. 145 00:05:17,357 --> 00:05:19,617 You can get a harmonica from a charity shop 146 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,497 for like about 10 pounds. 147 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,217 I'd give it a wash first though. 148 00:05:23,317 --> 00:05:25,537 - Oh, I've blown worse. (laughs) 149 00:05:25,637 --> 00:05:26,897 Ah, ah, ah! - What? 150 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:27,736 - Ow! 151 00:05:27,836 --> 00:05:30,536 - For fuck's sake, Wendy, this is your fault, man. 152 00:05:30,636 --> 00:05:31,376 Running out your mouth, 153 00:05:31,476 --> 00:05:33,536 trying to start a jazz band in a crack den. 154 00:05:33,636 --> 00:05:36,856 (melodic upbeat music) 155 00:05:36,956 --> 00:05:39,336 - Alright, Lawrence, you wanger. 156 00:05:39,436 --> 00:05:40,196 - Hey, Jo. - Done something different 157 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:42,775 with your barnet, looks decent. 158 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,815 - Ah, yes, a little something I call helmet hair. 159 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:47,615 - Hm. - Thank you very much. 160 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,375 - It's alright, chill out. 161 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,095 (background hospital bustling) 162 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:54,335 Good weekend, what did you get up to? 163 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:55,774 - Oh, I just went to the pub. 164 00:05:55,874 --> 00:05:57,454 - Wahey! - That's right. 165 00:05:57,554 --> 00:05:59,814 - Lads, lads, lads. - Hm, shots. 166 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:00,734 - Nice. - Yeah. 167 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:03,054 Actually, actually on my own, but. 168 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:03,894 - Oh. - Just a pint on my own 169 00:06:03,994 --> 00:06:04,934 - On your own? 170 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:07,034 - Hm. - Mate, 171 00:06:07,394 --> 00:06:08,773 next time, give me a shout. 172 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:11,253 I will show you how to down a pint, yeah. 173 00:06:11,353 --> 00:06:12,773 - (laughs) I'm sure you'd drink me under the table? 174 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,453 - Yeah, lightweight? (laughs) 175 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:16,973 Yeah, or just do beer and burger, cinema, whatever. 176 00:06:17,073 --> 00:06:19,973 Anyway, you're the one drinking on your own, alcy. 177 00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:23,392 - (laughs) Yeah, it was Karen's birthday, would've been, 178 00:06:24,632 --> 00:06:26,952 so I just wanted to be alone with my thoughts. 179 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:30,772 - Nice, yeah. (Lawrence clearing throat) 180 00:06:30,872 --> 00:06:32,732 (locker door closing) Yeah, not, not nice, but... 181 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:35,771 (radio chattering) 182 00:06:35,871 --> 00:06:36,971 Quite nice. 183 00:06:37,071 --> 00:06:38,771 (background hospital bustling) 184 00:06:38,871 --> 00:06:41,371 (melodic upbeat music) 185 00:06:41,471 --> 00:06:43,451 - Well, nice to meet you. 186 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,551 - John. 187 00:06:45,871 --> 00:06:49,151 - John, here you go, for the harmonica. 188 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,850 - Oh, thanks very much, Wendy, cheers. 189 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:53,770 - You mad? 190 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:55,570 - What? - Did I just hallucinate? 191 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,370 Did you give him money? 192 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,210 - Yeah. 193 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,690 - What do you think he's gonna do with it? 194 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,370 - Gonna get a harmonica. 195 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,009 I trust him. 196 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:06,049 - Look, maybe up north, it's all cool to do all that, 197 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:09,849 be all Mary Poppins with the pagans, but this is big LDN. 198 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:11,689 You need to have your guard up. 199 00:07:11,789 --> 00:07:13,789 People round here are dangerous, man. 200 00:07:15,109 --> 00:07:17,108 - Yo, Maleekster! 201 00:07:17,588 --> 00:07:18,568 - Uh. 202 00:07:18,668 --> 00:07:19,808 - Hey, fella, good to see you. 203 00:07:19,908 --> 00:07:21,808 You must be his new partner. - I'm Wendy. 204 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,728 - Darryl. 205 00:07:23,828 --> 00:07:24,568 - Darrell. 206 00:07:24,668 --> 00:07:26,368 - Doesn't that ever get confusing? 207 00:07:26,468 --> 00:07:27,328 - Oh, my God!. - Yeah, 208 00:07:27,428 --> 00:07:30,228 people do get us mixed up, 'cause we're so similar. 209 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:34,207 - Best way to remember, I'm the one with the beard. 210 00:07:34,307 --> 00:07:38,807 - And I wear a hat, I'm just not wearing it now. 211 00:07:38,907 --> 00:07:41,007 - Right, well, I'm having some drinks, 212 00:07:41,107 --> 00:07:43,007 when we knock off if you're around. 213 00:07:43,107 --> 00:07:44,486 - Oh yeah, it sounds great. 214 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:45,386 - I'll stick you in the WhatsApp group. 215 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:48,006 - Maleek, you never said there was a WhatsApp group. 216 00:07:48,106 --> 00:07:49,926 - God, look, if there was a WhatsApp group 217 00:07:50,026 --> 00:07:52,086 with all the paramedics on it, I'd know about it, 218 00:07:52,186 --> 00:07:54,526 I'd probably be admin, now can we go? 219 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,886 - Oh, bye, guys. - Bye, Maleek! 220 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:58,925 - Suck your mum. - He's always in a rush., 221 00:07:59,025 --> 00:08:01,045 - He's such a busy guy. 222 00:08:01,145 --> 00:08:04,085 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, we have a Cat1 on the Tremdor Estate, 223 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,765 40s, male, head injury. 224 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:08,645 - Yes, Tremdor, that's what I'm talking about. 225 00:08:08,745 --> 00:08:11,804 Finally show you, rookie, what the battlefield looks like. 226 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:12,684 Let's go! 227 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,404 - Yeehah! (laughing) (siren wailing in distance) 228 00:08:15,504 --> 00:08:17,964 - Blood, what are you doing? When did this nonsense start? 229 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,924 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just so excited. 230 00:08:21,024 --> 00:08:23,124 - You don't jump on black people's backs. 231 00:08:23,224 --> 00:08:24,244 Get in the car, man. 232 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:26,243 - Just thought it was a bit of fun. 233 00:08:26,343 --> 00:08:29,083 - What the hell, is this what they do in Dorset? 234 00:08:29,183 --> 00:08:30,683 - [Wendy] Nottingham actually. 235 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:33,363 - [Maleek] You just jump on people's back willy willy, 236 00:08:33,463 --> 00:08:37,603 willy nilly? (melodic upbeat music) 237 00:08:37,703 --> 00:08:40,482 (ambulance rumbling) 238 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:42,882 - I think a better use of me is helping people 239 00:08:42,982 --> 00:08:46,642 with a good 30 to 40 years left. 240 00:08:46,742 --> 00:08:48,442 Some of these older guys, 241 00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:51,302 it actually feels cruel to keep topping them up. 242 00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:57,441 - Okay, Kareshma, so you want to move on from OAP transport? 243 00:08:57,541 --> 00:09:00,121 Where do you see yourself in six months? 244 00:09:00,221 --> 00:09:01,761 - In your seat. 245 00:09:01,861 --> 00:09:03,241 - Well, that's mental. 246 00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:06,320 You realise I'm planning to still be doing this then? 247 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,640 - You seem stressed, Jo. - What? 248 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,480 - Is the pressure getting to you? 249 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:13,480 - Kareshma, you are very keen, which is normally good, 250 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:16,080 but I don't like you and I've no paramedic slots, 251 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,580 so till someone leaves you're on the bunion bus. 252 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:22,479 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 253 00:09:22,579 --> 00:09:24,039 (phone dinging) 254 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:26,479 - Yo, can you put that on silent, it's proper jarring. 255 00:09:26,579 --> 00:09:29,439 - It's the WhatsApp group, they weren't making it up. 256 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:31,679 - Obviously, yeah. 257 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,758 I just choose not to get involved in those things, 258 00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:36,718 I like to keep a distance between my work and social life. 259 00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:38,598 - Oh, so you're not going to the paramedics brunch 260 00:09:38,698 --> 00:09:40,158 on Sunday. - The what? 261 00:09:40,258 --> 00:09:43,798 Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, it's not my style. 262 00:09:43,898 --> 00:09:45,398 Sounds bare Caucasian. 263 00:09:45,498 --> 00:09:47,557 - It's on the Paramedics of Colour group. 264 00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:49,877 - How are you even on that? 265 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:52,357 Paramedics of Colour, puck! 266 00:09:52,457 --> 00:09:54,477 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 267 00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:55,877 - You know what, to be honest, 268 00:09:55,977 --> 00:09:58,517 I'm so happy I get to do this with you, you know. 269 00:09:58,617 --> 00:10:00,277 I don't actually tell you enough. 270 00:10:00,377 --> 00:10:03,996 - I mean, I feel like you tell me heaps, 271 00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:05,316 but I still wanna hear it more. 272 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:06,516 - Do you know what's funny. 273 00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:08,116 you see when you get out of the car, yeah? 274 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,876 I like to try to open it in unison. 275 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,036 - Yeah. - Have you been doing that? 276 00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:12,876 - I actually even do sometimes try and blink 277 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:14,975 at the same time as you. - Go on then. 278 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,035 (both laughing) 279 00:10:18,135 --> 00:10:21,355 Although I hate blinking, 'cause it means I can't see you. 280 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,115 - Yeah. - Even for a tiny, 281 00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:24,835 split millisecond. 282 00:10:24,935 --> 00:10:26,155 (melodic upbeat music) 283 00:10:26,255 --> 00:10:28,354 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 284 00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:31,134 (siren wailing) 285 00:10:35,254 --> 00:10:36,954 - Right, I'm going in, you stay in the car. 286 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,994 - What? I have to come with you. 287 00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:40,714 - You just gave a crackhead 10 pounds, 288 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,853 God knows what you're gonna do out here. 289 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,553 This is next level, war zone, stay in the whip! 290 00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:47,033 - What? 291 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,633 - [Jo] Patient is coughing blood. 292 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,473 - On scene now. 293 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,513 - [Jo] Patient is on the 16th floor. 294 00:10:51,613 --> 00:10:53,673 Oh, and the lifts are out of order, bad luck. 295 00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:57,152 - You're joking. (dog barking) 296 00:10:57,252 --> 00:10:59,252 What would Kevin do? 297 00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:03,652 (melodic upbeat music) 298 00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:10,351 (Maleek breathing heavily) 299 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:11,711 - Wendy to Maleek. 300 00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:13,831 Do you want backup? 301 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,931 - No, stay where you are, over. 302 00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:21,151 - John! 303 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:22,111 Hello, love. 304 00:11:22,211 --> 00:11:23,910 - Oh, alright. - You got one. 305 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,830 - Oh, yeah, it was 8.50 from Oxfam. 306 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,150 I've got your change. - Oh, 307 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,870 I knew you were a good egg. 308 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:30,710 - Yeah. 309 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:32,950 - Well, go on then, give us a tune. 310 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,050 - No, no, alright. 311 00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:40,729 (unmelodious harmonica music) 312 00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:53,068 - Alright, alright, 313 00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:54,468 save something for "Britain's Got Talent." 314 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,568 - Alright. 315 00:11:57,408 --> 00:12:00,148 (melodic upbeat music) - This is a joke. 316 00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:03,307 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, patient has stopped breathing, over. 317 00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:05,547 - (coughing) Yeah, me too. 318 00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:08,747 - Patient has turned blue. - I'm on my way. 319 00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:09,707 I'm on my way. 320 00:12:09,807 --> 00:12:11,587 - Oh, my God, listen, you need to get here now, 321 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,347 his eyes are going to the back of his brain. 322 00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:15,347 - [Jo] Caller report, patient's eyes have rolled back. 323 00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:17,746 - I'm coming, don't die! 324 00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:19,846 Don't die, don't die! 325 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:23,826 (youths laughing) 326 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:25,926 - Oi! 327 00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:28,566 Wendy to Maleek. 328 00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:30,466 Yeah, it's a hoax. 329 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:33,065 I've got the naughty nuggets down here. 330 00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,105 - Uh! (Maleek breathing heavily) 331 00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,205 - [Wendy] Do you know that's a crime? 332 00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,145 Someone could've died. 333 00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:40,705 - The only person that could've died 334 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:42,665 is Fatty Boom Boom over there. 335 00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:43,505 (youths laughing) 336 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:45,304 - Yeah, Fat Boom Boom, Fat Puff, ey? 337 00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:47,664 Fatty Boom Boom, yeah, you lot need to make- 338 00:12:47,764 --> 00:12:49,864 - Oh, no breathing up in my face like that, 339 00:12:49,964 --> 00:12:52,184 you proper have dry mouth. 340 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,544 - Yeah, I've got dry mouth, 341 00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:55,384 'cause I was upstairs lipsing your mum's tongue. 342 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,664 - Doubt, it, his mum don't like butters broke fat guys 343 00:12:57,764 --> 00:12:59,023 with diabetes. (youth laughing) 344 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,103 - You lot need to start showing us respect, you know, 345 00:13:01,203 --> 00:13:02,863 I know you was out there clapping for us all them Thursdays. 346 00:13:02,963 --> 00:13:05,103 - Oh, no, no, no, that weren't clapping, G, 347 00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:08,383 that was my balls when I start banging your mum, brother. 348 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,223 (both laughing) 349 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:10,583 - They're ever so cheeky, aren't they? 350 00:13:10,683 --> 00:13:13,062 - I'm gonna fuck them up. - So is this your new partner? 351 00:13:13,162 --> 00:13:14,702 - Yes. - Has he electrocuted you yet? 352 00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:17,462 - I de, I defibbed Kevin, I defibbed Kevin! 353 00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:18,822 Why's everyone making up rumours? 354 00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:19,982 - Man, you are bake, man. - Come on, 355 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:21,902 let's get out of here, man. 356 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,422 - The only thing bake, the only thing bake 357 00:13:24,522 --> 00:13:27,061 is how your mum claims disability and she's just jumping 358 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:29,541 on the next willy, running to the next, fuck's sake. 359 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:32,421 - That was a good one. - It was shit, man, let's go. 360 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,141 (melodic upbeat music) 361 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:41,240 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 362 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,700 - Shift up, ball bag. - Oh. 363 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,780 Alright, Jo. 364 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,240 - What flavor's your soup, cream of knobhead? 365 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,700 - Leek and wank stain. 366 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,419 (both laughing) 367 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:56,459 - Look at you with your dickhead noodle soup. (laughs) 368 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,559 - Ox, um, can't think of one. 369 00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:00,819 - Go on. - I can't. 370 00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:02,499 - Go on. 371 00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:03,459 No, no? - No. 372 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,899 Cock-a-leekie. - Uh. 373 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:06,778 - That is a soup. - Yeah, that is. 374 00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,338 (Lawrence clearing throat) 375 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:10,698 I see the WhatsApp group's been pinging all day. 376 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,018 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,618 - Yeah, the welcome drinks. - Yeah. 378 00:14:14,718 --> 00:14:17,918 Yawn, guess you can't go either, Thursday drum lesson. 379 00:14:18,838 --> 00:14:21,177 - How do you know I play the drums? 380 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,977 - You told me or something, I don't know. 381 00:14:23,077 --> 00:14:24,297 - Hm. 382 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,697 Well, it's been cancelled anyway, so I'll probably pop along. 383 00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:27,977 - Oh. - Beats being on your own. 384 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,577 - Yeah, me too. 385 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:31,457 - I thought you weren't going. 386 00:14:31,557 --> 00:14:33,556 What are you following me? 387 00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:36,976 - I just said I was going, are you deaf as well thick? 388 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,256 You knob, sorry. (slapping back) 389 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,576 You alright, you alright? 390 00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,416 (Lawrence coughing) 391 00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:44,936 (Lawrence clearing throat) 392 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:47,095 (melodic upbeat music) 393 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:49,735 - [Wendy] Oh, you'll never guess who I saw just now 394 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,415 with a harmonica. - The crackhead? 395 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,695 You're gassing. - No, I'm not, 396 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:55,655 he even brought my change, one pound 50. 397 00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,215 I told you he could be trusted. 398 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:58,015 - You still got that 1:50? 399 00:14:58,115 --> 00:15:00,195 'Cause we're gonna need it. 400 00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:04,974 - Oh, John. 401 00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:06,134 (door banging) - Oi! 402 00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:07,454 Where's all our gear, you little prick? 403 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,814 - Well, it's gone, it's gone. 404 00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,134 - You know what, Crackhead John, 405 00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,934 I'm not angry, just disappointed. 406 00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:14,533 - Listen, if you don't get back our gear, 407 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:17,093 you're gonna be going somewhere where there's no crack. 408 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:18,373 - The morgue. 409 00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:21,053 - What? We're not killing him, what's wrong with you? 410 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,613 I meant prison. 411 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,613 - Well, there's loads of crack in prison. 412 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,213 - Just get us our gear! - Alright, look, I'm sorry, 413 00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,613 alright, I messed up. 414 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,372 I promise I'll get your things back, I swear. 415 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:31,332 Just give me a tenner for a cab and I'll go there now. 416 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,332 - Sorry, I've got nothing smaller than a 20. 417 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,292 - Are you doing a Kickstarter for crackheads? 418 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,092 Move. (radio beeping) 419 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:39,492 - [Jo] All units, major RTC, multiple casualties, 420 00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:41,172 instructions on arrival. - Oh, fuck! 421 00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,171 (radio beeping) 422 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:46,611 Um, 451 Papa Kilo, 423 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,531 did you mean all, all units? 424 00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:52,851 - Wait, wait, I've got, I've got this. 425 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,051 - Is that it? (tutting) 426 00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:57,810 - Oh, I mean, I could give you some crack. 427 00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:02,730 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 428 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,850 - Two years, two years riding with Kevin 429 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,050 and nothing like this, one day with "Geordie Shore" 430 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,009 and I've had the worst shift of my bloodclot life. 431 00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:11,649 - I'm not taking all the blame for this, 432 00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:14,529 we should've just owned up, mistakes happen. 433 00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:17,329 - My team don't make mistakes, mix-tapes, mis, 434 00:16:17,429 --> 00:16:20,089 (tutting) look, just shut up, man. 435 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,609 (siren wailing) 436 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,528 (mellow upbeat music) 437 00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:27,008 (accident scene bustling) 438 00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:29,508 - Right, ready, shift, slide. 439 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,888 - Gary, Jess, over by the Ranger. 440 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:36,008 Lawrence, Frontera. 441 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:38,207 Maleek and Wen- - They're not here yet. 442 00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,127 - Kareshma, why are you here? 443 00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:41,847 - I heard the call, it sounded serious, 444 00:16:41,947 --> 00:16:44,247 I thought you might need an extra hand. 445 00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:45,847 (knocking on window) - You have a pensioner 446 00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:48,847 in your van, Kareshma, take him where he's supposed to go. 447 00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:50,846 - Okay, but you're freaking out a little bit. 448 00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,126 - Go! 449 00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:53,246 Darrell! 450 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,326 Couple of casualties under the bridge. 451 00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:57,286 - Darrells on the case, Jo. (hands slapping) 452 00:16:57,386 --> 00:16:59,086 (siren wailing) 453 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,286 - What are we gonna do now? 454 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,606 We've got nothing to treat people. 455 00:17:02,706 --> 00:17:06,005 - We? We ain't doing nothing, we are done. 456 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:08,325 You go your way, I'll go mine. 457 00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:10,425 - Fine. 458 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,445 - Fuck, man. 459 00:17:13,545 --> 00:17:16,805 (background chattering) 460 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,084 - Alright, minge bag? 461 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:20,924 - I just lost him. - Oh. 462 00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:23,604 - I didn't see it coming, I thought he was in the clear. 463 00:17:23,704 --> 00:17:25,704 - Oh, poor bugger. 464 00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,984 - You've got lipstick on? 465 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:31,323 - As if. 466 00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:34,323 - Poor bloke, can't have been out of his 20s. 467 00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:36,423 I lost Karen in her 20s, 468 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:38,643 it's not a life lived. 469 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:43,603 - That is shit, Loz, that is shit. 470 00:17:43,703 --> 00:17:45,702 (tutting) Yeah. 471 00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:49,342 (radio chattering) 472 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:52,922 Still going to the drinks later, Loz, or? 473 00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:55,942 (Lawrence sobbing) 474 00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:57,922 Yeah, fair play, Loz, 475 00:17:58,022 --> 00:18:00,101 not sure I'm up for it now either myself...uuh 476 00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:04,261 Look after your mental health. 477 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:10,461 (mellow upbeat music) (siren wailing) 478 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:15,360 (background chattering) 479 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,840 - Someone must have whiplash, blood. 480 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,640 (man gasping) 481 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,700 Oh shit, yo, I need a resus, asap! 482 00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,119 Bruv, Kevin, is that you? 483 00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,879 - Hey. - What do you mean, hey? 484 00:18:28,979 --> 00:18:30,479 Wagwan! 485 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:32,239 Why didn't you holler at me, bruv, 486 00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:33,679 I thought you were still in Thailand. 487 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,359 - Yeah, that didn't really work out. 488 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:36,479 - (laughs) you forget your passport 489 00:18:36,579 --> 00:18:38,119 on the way to the airport again, you dickhead? 490 00:18:38,219 --> 00:18:40,078 - Maleek, can we talk another time, yeah? 491 00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,558 - Another time, big man, 492 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,438 look, now that you're back, we can reunite. 493 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:46,918 They've had me with some mad woman from Northwich, bruv. 494 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,518 Come on, G gang back together and that. 495 00:18:48,618 --> 00:18:50,118 - Look, Maleek, I'm kind of in the middle 496 00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:51,558 of something, yeah. 497 00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:53,357 - Why are you showing off, fam, it's me. 498 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:54,917 Don't leave me hanging, blood, touch me. 499 00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:57,257 - Maleek, look, just fuck off! 500 00:18:58,217 --> 00:18:59,397 - What the hell? 501 00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,797 - Ready for fluids? - Yep, ready. 502 00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:04,657 Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that. 503 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:09,396 Look, Maleek, there was no Thailand, okay. 504 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,396 I just needed to get away from this, 505 00:19:11,496 --> 00:19:14,076 not having a heart to heart in the middle of a pile up. 506 00:19:14,176 --> 00:19:15,836 I needed a break from you. 507 00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:17,116 - Who's Hugh? 508 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,796 - No, you, bloody hell! 509 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,935 You're the worst partner I've ever had. 510 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,095 You nearly killed me! 511 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,735 - Need another bag. - Right, I'm on it. 512 00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:35,354 - Yeah, go get your bag, dickhead with your shit trousers. 513 00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:37,554 - That guy's a clown, he doesn't deserve you. 514 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,394 - If you need a shoulder to cry on, we've got four. 515 00:19:40,494 --> 00:19:43,634 - Move, man! What are you talking about, I'm not crying. 516 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:45,394 - Darrell, Darryl, need you by the Smart Car. 517 00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:46,574 Maleek, what are you standing around crying for? 518 00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:48,753 - I'm not cry, oh, my God!, I'm not crying! 519 00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:51,073 It's just a con, look, it's one, it's a condition, 520 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:54,113 it's called arbilodemon, are you wearing lipstick? 521 00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:58,013 - No, where's Wendy? I told you to look after her. 522 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,532 Where's your gear? 523 00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:05,352 - Well, the thing is, the gear, the gear was in, 524 00:20:05,452 --> 00:20:08,552 oh, where is Wendy again? 525 00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:13,312 Oh, it's hot in that car, in that, in a de car crash, 526 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,031 in a de, just the gear, the gear- 527 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:15,871 - Maleek? 528 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:18,991 - The, the gear is- - Right here, boss. 529 00:20:19,091 --> 00:20:21,091 Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Maleek, 530 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,911 still finding my way around here. 531 00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:25,951 - Yeah, see, it's here, the gear is fine, the gear is fine. 532 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:27,951 Can we, can we, there's a whole emergency, 533 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,310 can you stop wasting our time? 534 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:31,190 Jesus. 535 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:34,570 (mellow melodic music) 536 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:40,870 ♪ Bring it, say it ♪ 537 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:44,749 ♪ Bring it ♪ 538 00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:45,589 ♪ Bring it ♪ 539 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,109 (van door closing) 540 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:50,869 - Where did you get all of this stuff? 541 00:20:50,969 --> 00:20:53,669 - You see anyone hanging around near our van? 542 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:55,029 I've been completely cleared out. 543 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:58,028 - Oh no, sorry, you get a lot of crackheads round here. 544 00:20:58,128 --> 00:20:59,188 (Kevin tutting) 545 00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:01,288 (Kevin sighing) - Unlucky, bruv. 546 00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:09,227 Nice one, Wendy. 547 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,327 - With some bass, please. 548 00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:15,507 Paramedics coming through. - Nothing to see here. 549 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,507 Ooh ooh! 550 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,107 (helicopter whirring) 551 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:18,907 Go, go, go! 552 00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:21,267 - I'm not looking for my next husband, 553 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,506 just someone to fulfil my sexual needs. 554 00:21:23,606 --> 00:21:24,346 (Maleek gagging) 555 00:21:24,446 --> 00:21:26,186 - You think I fancy Lawrence? 556 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,026 Ugh! 557 00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:27,866 (blow thudding) - Ow! 558 00:21:27,966 --> 00:21:29,266 - I could find you a partner. 559 00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:30,266 - Um... - I could. 560 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,226 - You could. - I could. 561 00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:32,506 - You could. 562 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:33,866 - Yeah, I could be your partner. 563 00:21:33,966 --> 00:21:35,626 - I'm telling you, man, I'm trying to dance 564 00:21:35,726 --> 00:21:37,745 and I don't know if you wanna dance with me anymore. 565 00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:38,665 - Hey! 566 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,785 (locker door banging) 567 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:40,825 - Jesus! 568 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,225 Are you even from "Emmerdale?" 569 00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:45,385 - And you'd end up doing something stupid like I did. 570 00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:47,485 - What did you do? 571 00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:51,084 (melodic upbeat music) 572 00:22:15,163 --> 00:22:16,263 (axe thudding) 573 00:22:16,363 --> 00:22:20,742 (man thudding to floor) - Uh! 574 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:24,002 (light melodic music)