1 00:00:01,141 --> 00:00:02,601 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:02,701 --> 00:00:04,201 - We can look after Anthony. 3 00:00:04,301 --> 00:00:06,401 - That'd be amazing. - What are you doing? 4 00:00:06,501 --> 00:00:08,721 - If you're in with the kid, you're in with the mum. 5 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:12,481 (grunts) - Hope he wasn't any trouble. 6 00:00:12,581 --> 00:00:14,081 - (stammering) Trouble? - That man. 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:17,441 He was, he was on fire. (siren blaring) 8 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:19,521 (screaming) (upbeat music) 9 00:00:19,621 --> 00:00:22,041 (siren blaring) (door unlocks) 10 00:00:22,141 --> 00:00:24,141 - Ooh, sorry Jo. - In. 11 00:00:27,821 --> 00:00:29,361 (thuds, door bangs) (siren blasting) 12 00:00:29,461 --> 00:00:30,841 (door unlocks) - Where's Maleek? 13 00:00:30,941 --> 00:00:31,921 - Maleek's gone. (door bangs) 14 00:00:32,021 --> 00:00:33,321 There was a recall at the twat factory. 15 00:00:33,421 --> 00:00:35,081 I've come to take you back too. 16 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:35,921 - What? - Now, 17 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:37,841 we've had a serious complaint about you two, Wendy. 18 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:40,281 Can you guess what it is? - No. 19 00:00:40,381 --> 00:00:44,581 - Nothing comes to mind? - Is it about the kid 20 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:49,601 and the fire? - What kid? 21 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,401 What fire? - Oh nothing. 22 00:00:51,501 --> 00:00:53,281 - Of course it's the kid and the fire. 23 00:00:53,381 --> 00:00:55,561 Anyway, now I have to observe you on shift. 24 00:00:55,661 --> 00:00:57,841 Report back if you are thick and dangerous, 25 00:00:57,941 --> 00:01:00,281 or if it's just Maleek. - We were both involved. 26 00:01:00,381 --> 00:01:01,441 - Don't try and defend him, Wendy. 27 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,241 He's hardly welcomed you with open arms. 28 00:01:03,341 --> 00:01:05,881 - Okay, he's not a touchy feely sort of person 29 00:01:05,981 --> 00:01:09,201 but you know, if I want a hug, I just hug the stretcher. 30 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:11,001 - Totally normal. - What have you done 31 00:01:11,101 --> 00:01:13,261 with Maleek? (huffing) 32 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:18,181 - Move, nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw, 33 00:01:20,301 --> 00:01:22,301 nee-naw, nee-naw, thank you, nee-naw. 34 00:01:25,941 --> 00:01:27,001 You all right, mate? - Please. 35 00:01:27,101 --> 00:01:32,101 - Don't worry, I'm here now. (huffing) 36 00:01:34,581 --> 00:01:37,921 You know what, give me a minute. 37 00:01:38,021 --> 00:01:40,621 (upbeat music) 38 00:01:57,061 --> 00:02:00,241 (siren blaring) - Ooh! 39 00:02:00,341 --> 00:02:02,921 - Wenders, mental driving! - I haven't driven 40 00:02:03,021 --> 00:02:05,961 on the blues for a while. - Three, five, eight, 41 00:02:06,061 --> 00:02:08,641 lima charlie on scene. - Found the bleed. 42 00:02:08,741 --> 00:02:11,481 Stab wound to the abdomen. - Nice to see you too, Lozza. 43 00:02:11,581 --> 00:02:12,921 - He's bleeding out. - Well, 44 00:02:13,021 --> 00:02:14,061 let's keep the pressure on the wound then, hey 45 00:02:14,141 --> 00:02:15,401 but let's chat. - [Radio] Is the bike 46 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:18,841 paramedic there yet? - Lovely of you to join us, 47 00:02:18,941 --> 00:02:22,441 Maleek, lucky for you, Wendy drives like an absolute bastard. 48 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:24,401 - Rah, I see you're driving now. 49 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:25,641 Just jumping in my grave, I bet the, 50 00:02:25,741 --> 00:02:28,681 I bet the steering wheel wasn't even cold. 51 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,781 - Sorry about bike duty. - What are you sorry about? 52 00:02:31,341 --> 00:02:35,281 This is lit, I'm finally where I belong, on these streets. 53 00:02:35,381 --> 00:02:37,601 Not cooped up in some metal cage 54 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,441 plus I can cancel my gym membership now. 55 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:41,541 - You go to the gym? - Yes. 56 00:02:42,181 --> 00:02:44,081 - Right (whispering) I'm sorry you took the blame 57 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:46,481 for Anthony. - (whispering) It's okay. 58 00:02:46,581 --> 00:02:49,161 I'm not a snitch, I'm ride or die 59 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:52,161 but gangster to gangster, you owe me big time. 60 00:02:52,261 --> 00:02:54,281 - Bullshit Wendy, he tried to blame it all on you. 61 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,281 - Did I say which northern blonde lady in her late 50's? 62 00:02:56,381 --> 00:02:58,321 No, no, I didn't, don't be like them, Jo. 63 00:02:58,421 --> 00:03:01,321 Snitches, snitches! - [Radio] Zero, seven, zero... 64 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:06,421 (upbeat music) (siren blaring) 65 00:03:13,981 --> 00:03:15,201 - Okay, what have you got for me? 66 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:19,201 Youssef, he's 46, was found alone unresponsive in his flat. 67 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:21,081 - Didn't ask for his fucking dating profile. 68 00:03:21,181 --> 00:03:24,241 - He has a large swelling in the neck and... 69 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:26,441 - Everything okay, do you need a choccie biccie? 70 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,841 No and, and he was coughing up blood. 71 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:30,161 So I think he could... - Shh! 72 00:03:30,261 --> 00:03:33,081 Everyone, the paramedic wants to diagnose the patient. 73 00:03:33,181 --> 00:03:38,141 - Sorry, wait, I've got to ask, are you two related? 74 00:03:38,981 --> 00:03:40,441 - We all look the same to you? 75 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,641 Is that it? - Oh God, no, no. 76 00:03:42,741 --> 00:03:44,361 I didn't, didn't... - Yes, we're twins. 77 00:03:44,461 --> 00:03:46,481 Now, can we get back to the dying patient please? 78 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:49,061 I think it could be TB. - Wrong. 79 00:03:49,901 --> 00:03:52,961 I'll take it from here, you stick to delivering the bodies. 80 00:03:53,061 --> 00:03:56,061 Okay, let's go, triage two. 81 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:03,481 - So are you two close? (upbeat music) 82 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:06,041 - [Radio] Zero, seven, zero, got a fainter in the park. 83 00:04:06,141 --> 00:04:08,041 - Oh, man. - [Radio] Think you guys 84 00:04:08,141 --> 00:04:12,761 could take it? (upbeat music) 85 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:16,761 - Dad, man, what the hell? - Are you a paper boy now? 86 00:04:16,861 --> 00:04:20,001 - No, it's an, it's a promotion, yeah? 87 00:04:20,101 --> 00:04:22,801 Elite zero emissions task force. 88 00:04:22,901 --> 00:04:25,801 - What next, roller skates? - Ha ha, look I got to go. 89 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:27,921 - Look at you, already trying to leave your father. 90 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:29,561 - I'm at work! - So where's 91 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:33,001 the small white lady? - I'm solo now. 92 00:04:33,101 --> 00:04:34,641 I'm off the leash. - She left you? 93 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,561 - Left who, no one can't leave me. 94 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:39,121 If anything, I left her. - Don't worry, son. 95 00:04:39,221 --> 00:04:41,721 You've come to the right man, I know what woman wants. 96 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:43,921 Women like gifts. - So? 97 00:04:44,021 --> 00:04:46,761 - So I need you to take this to your mother. 98 00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:48,241 - Dad, what the, you've already used it. 99 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:50,081 No, man. - Just two small scoops. 100 00:04:50,181 --> 00:04:51,441 Smooth it over and give it to her, 101 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,521 or is that too much for you? - How am I supposed to... 102 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:54,921 - Now you want to ask questions! 103 00:04:55,021 --> 00:04:55,901 - Used hand cream. - Are you not in a rush! 104 00:04:55,981 --> 00:04:56,681 Go, go then! - I'm going. 105 00:04:56,781 --> 00:04:57,521 Yeah, yeah. - Vamoose! 106 00:04:57,621 --> 00:05:00,561 - Bye, dad. (upbeat music) 107 00:05:00,661 --> 00:05:05,661 - Oh Loz, yeah, I'm going to this craft beer thing tonight. 108 00:05:06,301 --> 00:05:08,121 - Ah, I love a craft beer. - That's weird, 109 00:05:08,221 --> 00:05:10,601 I had absolutely no idea. - What? 110 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,281 Lawrence is always on about the craft scene. 111 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,121 - All those IPA stickers on his locker? 112 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:16,441 - Yeah, you gave me Easter off for the beer festival. 113 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:18,601 Remember? - Yeah. 114 00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:19,961 I'm a busy professional Lawrence. 115 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:24,001 Not a stalker, it's not like I remember every word you say 116 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:27,081 looking for clues to the secret of your soul. 117 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:28,321 - Right. - But if you want to come, 118 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:30,121 it's a free country, I can't stop you. 119 00:05:30,221 --> 00:05:31,321 - Thing is, well... - Chill out! 120 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:33,921 It's not a date mate, unless, I mean... 121 00:05:34,021 --> 00:05:34,921 - I can't come tonight. - Okay. 122 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:38,841 'Cause I'm finally sorting through Karen's old clothes. 123 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:41,241 - Aw, yeah. - Well maybe you don't need 124 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,241 to get rid of them just yet. - No, 125 00:05:43,341 --> 00:05:45,761 I've put it off too long. - Yeah, chuck 'em. 126 00:05:45,861 --> 00:05:48,201 - Or you could make them into a memory blanket. 127 00:05:48,301 --> 00:05:50,761 - A what? - I made one out of our scrubs 128 00:05:50,861 --> 00:05:52,641 from our first shift together. 129 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:57,741 - Mate, you didn't. - Mate, I did. 130 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,521 - Mandem, yo biker boys, aw shit, shit. 131 00:06:05,621 --> 00:06:06,481 - Whoa! - Sorry. 132 00:06:06,581 --> 00:06:09,221 - What the hell? - What the flip, man? 133 00:06:10,181 --> 00:06:11,641 Puddle. - Fuck sake. 134 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,681 Kids everywhere. - Fuck sake. 135 00:06:13,781 --> 00:06:17,921 It's annoying, nice to meet you guys though. 136 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,561 It's a good day for that, good day to save lives. 137 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:22,981 Good day to keep the heart rate pulsing. 138 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:28,421 (beeping) Oh, it's also Calipo time. 139 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:32,281 Blaw, blaw! (chuckles) 140 00:06:32,381 --> 00:06:35,321 All right, keep your hair on, crying. 141 00:06:35,421 --> 00:06:37,361 I got another one, who wants it? 142 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:39,881 Who wants it, who wants it, I thought it was lame 143 00:06:39,981 --> 00:06:41,761 when my old partner suggested it 144 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:43,641 but it's actually pretty great. 145 00:06:43,741 --> 00:06:46,841 Paramedic fuel. - No, it's a reductive sugar. 146 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:49,001 Will dehydrate you the minute you start peddling, 147 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:51,381 which will reduce your performance on the job. 148 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,301 - Ooh, well guess who gets to have two? 149 00:07:01,261 --> 00:07:04,101 Fresh. (upbeat music) 150 00:07:06,741 --> 00:07:10,781 - So you and Lawrence, what's going on? 151 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:14,601 I mean, I, I saw what happened just then. 152 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,241 Oh, the excellent communication by two 153 00:07:16,341 --> 00:07:17,481 of the best paramedics on the job? 154 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:20,641 - All I'll say is, you got a lot going for you Jo. 155 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,441 You don't need to wait around for some man to notice you. 156 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:29,541 - Wait, what, you think, I fancy Lawrence? 157 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:35,441 Ugh, I don't even want to be noticed. 158 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,361 That's why I love camo. - Oh! 159 00:07:37,461 --> 00:07:38,561 So you won't mind me coming along 160 00:07:38,661 --> 00:07:41,581 to the craft beer thing-a-ma-jig with you tonight, then? 161 00:07:42,821 --> 00:07:45,081 - Well I'm actually thinking of not going now Wendy, so... 162 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:46,561 - Oh, is that because Lawrence isn't going? 163 00:07:46,661 --> 00:07:48,081 - No, idiot! - Ow! 164 00:07:48,181 --> 00:07:51,441 - Sorry Wendy, sorry Wendy, you all right? 165 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,041 Let's do it, if you think you can keep up. 166 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:55,561 Destination lashtown no stragglers? - Right. 167 00:07:55,661 --> 00:07:56,481 - Yeah? - Well, 168 00:07:56,581 --> 00:07:57,841 you don't need to worry about me 169 00:07:57,941 --> 00:07:59,961 when it comes to boozing. - Yeah? 170 00:08:00,061 --> 00:08:02,321 - My Facebook pic is a sign that says, 171 00:08:02,421 --> 00:08:06,361 Keep Calm and Prosecco. - My cock just shrunk. 172 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:10,461 Never say that again. (upbeat music) 173 00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:18,881 - I don't know, I thought London would be different. 174 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,841 You know, a chance to meet exciting people. 175 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:23,201 I don't even know my neighbours. 176 00:08:23,301 --> 00:08:26,321 Sometimes, I time putting out the bins in the morning 177 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:29,201 so that I can give them friendly little smile 178 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:30,961 but when I do, they look at me like I'm some sort 179 00:08:31,061 --> 00:08:34,261 of cuckoo deranged person. - Imagine. 180 00:08:35,301 --> 00:08:37,121 - And I left behind a five-bed semi 181 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:40,481 in a cul-de-sac with a WhatsApp group 182 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:43,361 and monthly barbecues on the green. 183 00:08:43,461 --> 00:08:47,641 What have I done Jo, what if I've made a terrible mistake? 184 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:48,841 - This is the craft beer talking. 185 00:08:48,941 --> 00:08:50,401 This is what happens when you drink hoppy spunk 186 00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:53,501 out of designer bottles, how can you not do Fosters? 187 00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:58,821 - All right! (grunting) 188 00:09:01,381 --> 00:09:03,241 - Man like Lawrence? - Hey Maleek. 189 00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:06,581 - Bruv, I'm mashed up man, ah bless. 190 00:09:08,941 --> 00:09:11,321 This guy is still, no lurgies and that. 191 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:13,201 - Thanks. - Gotta look after each other. 192 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,301 - Yeah. - Us cycling men. 193 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,401 - More of a motorbike man, bit different but... 194 00:09:18,501 --> 00:09:20,521 - Come on man, we're the same, bruv. 195 00:09:20,621 --> 00:09:22,041 - Yeah. - Stop fighting it. 196 00:09:22,141 --> 00:09:24,241 - Yeah, I suppose we're both lone wolves 197 00:09:24,341 --> 00:09:26,621 to a certain extent. - Lone wolves. 198 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:34,101 (howling) - That was dead. 199 00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:42,441 Yo, do you ever get lonely, you know like, 200 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,801 just someone to talk to, I'm cool with it. 201 00:09:45,901 --> 00:09:47,761 I was just thinking maybe you get lonely. 202 00:09:47,861 --> 00:09:50,481 No, it suits me, you know, I like the silence, 203 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:54,061 being on the bike, you know? - Yeah, I feel that. 204 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:59,581 Feel that Lawrence, silencio. 205 00:10:01,741 --> 00:10:05,881 ♪ On the bicycle, on the bicycle ♪ 206 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,921 Yo, can't we race back to the depot, clock off, 207 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:10,721 get a couple of coffees, you know, 208 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,821 like one of them oat milk brothers? 209 00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:16,121 - Don't take this the wrong way Maleek 210 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:19,041 but I, I, I come here to be alone 211 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:23,041 with Karen, got this bench made for her. 212 00:10:23,141 --> 00:10:26,721 She loved this spot. - Jeeze! 213 00:10:26,821 --> 00:10:30,601 Big Lawrence, balling, buying benches and that. 214 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,741 That's deep, man. - So if you, 215 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:41,101 if you don't mind, I'd like to... 216 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:48,081 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've gotta go to the gym anyway. 217 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,281 - You go to the gym, do you? - Yes, yeah. 218 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:53,221 - Yep. - See you in a bit, Lawrence. 219 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,821 - You know, he's got a bench with her name on it. 220 00:10:59,061 --> 00:11:01,061 Is over there daydreaming of her dead face. 221 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:04,561 She is cock blocking me from the grave. 222 00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:06,681 - You have to do something, make a move. 223 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:08,001 - Yeah? - Show him that Karen's 224 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,681 in the past and you're in the future. 225 00:11:10,781 --> 00:11:13,641 - Yeah? - You're a beautiful, 226 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,641 intelligent, forceful woman. - Oh, what? 227 00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:19,201 Wendy, stop. - I'm serious! 228 00:11:19,301 --> 00:11:21,301 I'm serious! - No, I'm not! 229 00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:23,001 - Look. - Yeah? 230 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:24,841 - If you bottle up your feelings, 231 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:26,281 you'll end up doing something stupid like I did. 232 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,661 - Like what? - Oh, it's nothing. 233 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,241 It's just a saying, isn't it, don't do something stupid 234 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:35,621 like I did, I think it's from an advert or something. 235 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:39,941 Was it bread? - What did you do? 236 00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:44,161 - I didn't do nothing. - Wendy? 237 00:11:44,261 --> 00:11:48,001 - No, I just, anyway, we're not talking about me. 238 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:49,721 We're talking about you and... 239 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:51,641 - Wends, Wenders? - What? 240 00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:53,521 - We need shots. - What? 241 00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:54,481 - Shots! 242 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:59,581 Wendy, 0500 hours, come on, shit, shower, shave. 243 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,361 - I feel like I've only been asleep 20 minutes. 244 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,661 - Yeah, about right, come on, grow a pair, get up. 245 00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,821 - Where am I? - My gaff. 246 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,041 - I don't remember coming back here. 247 00:12:15,141 --> 00:12:19,121 - No, me neither, oh, classic night for the lads. 248 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,361 You are a dark horse, Wenders. 249 00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:24,361 - I've got cuts and scratches everywhere. 250 00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:25,481 - Yeah, I think we crawled home. 251 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:27,401 I've got so much dirt under my nails. 252 00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:31,521 - Me too. - We took the shortcut 253 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:35,701 through the park. - Let my head stop spinning 254 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:39,461 and I promise to tidy up. - Shit. 255 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:45,061 Shit Wendy, we've done something bad. 256 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:50,461 - We killed someone? - Please, no. 257 00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:57,381 - Ooh! - Fuck! (both groaning) 258 00:12:58,981 --> 00:13:01,581 (upbeat music) 259 00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:14,681 (muffled speaking) - Can't listen to music 260 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:17,041 on your bike, health and safety. 261 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:19,521 - Health and safety? - Yes, health and safety. 262 00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:21,921 - Yeah, all right, Push bike prick. 263 00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:22,921 - What? - Hmm? 264 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,001 - I thought you... - What? 265 00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:26,481 - Said something, so... - What? 266 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:29,981 - No, I'm just, - prick, prick - right right, I just. 267 00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:34,361 - What? - Yeah, really professional. 268 00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:37,681 Well done. (bike clatters) 269 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:41,141 - Oh, yeah, yeah, brilliant, you're a prick. 270 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,001 - [Radio] Count one unconscious male. 271 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,141 Suspected overdose by the railway tracks. 272 00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:50,361 - Hey boy, you give your mum that cream? 273 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:51,801 - She didn't text me. - She changed 274 00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:54,441 her number again, stop riding your BMX. 275 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:55,681 Does your mum have the Netflix? 276 00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,961 Tell her, she wants the Netflix, I know a guy. 277 00:13:58,061 --> 00:14:00,061 Maleek, does your mum have the Netflix? 278 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,961 Do you have the Netflix password? 279 00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:05,001 - Oi, did dad give you a call? 280 00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:07,101 - No. - No? 281 00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:09,761 Well they mentioned they want their money back 282 00:14:09,861 --> 00:14:11,861 for your education, you know, since it was a total 283 00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:13,061 waste of time. - Can you just admit already 284 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,241 that my TB diagnosis was right? 285 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:17,161 - And that would be me breaching doctor... 286 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:18,441 Sorry, let me say that again, 287 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:21,921 I think I stuttered, doctor patient confidentiality. 288 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,801 I'm sure you have no idea what that is, 289 00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:26,261 as you're just a sort of Uber with aspirins. 290 00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:34,361 - I could have sworn you'd be the evil twin. 291 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:36,121 (cross talking) - No, nope. 292 00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:39,001 - Maybe we could sneak in tonight and put it back. 293 00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:41,721 - Can't sneak anywhere carrying a bench, Wendy. 294 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:43,961 Anyway, Lawrence already knows it's gone. 295 00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:46,081 He stops there on his way in, reads the paper 296 00:14:46,181 --> 00:14:48,961 or some shit. - I can't face him. 297 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,001 I'll see you in the ambulance. 298 00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:51,001 - No one's going to think it was us 299 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:55,341 if we don't act weird, okay, just be breezy. 300 00:14:56,181 --> 00:15:02,181 - Breezy. - Stop, stop, stop, stop. 301 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,681 What the hell are you doing, Wendy? 302 00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:05,541 - I'm trying to be breezy. - Okay. 303 00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,521 - My back is killing me. - All right. 304 00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:09,841 - I'm in a very weird place right now. 305 00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:13,341 - Just be calm, it's all fine, okay? 306 00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:18,041 Nice. - Makes me feel worse. 307 00:15:18,141 --> 00:15:19,361 - There you go, Lawrence probably 308 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,361 won't even be that bothered. - Don't worry. 309 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:24,201 We'll find whoever did this. - When we do, 310 00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:27,001 I'm going to grab them, I'm going to say, 311 00:15:27,101 --> 00:15:28,361 who you think you're messing with, punks? 312 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,881 - And I'll say, you're messing with the wrong guys, 313 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:33,881 you son of a bastard and then I'll bite them. 314 00:15:33,981 --> 00:15:37,601 - Yeah, no biting but I like this energy. 315 00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:39,901 - You all right Lawrence, time of the month? 316 00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:44,881 - Someone stole Karen's bench last night. 317 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:46,981 - What? - Oh no! 318 00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:50,441 I hate it when those unexplainable things happen. 319 00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:53,161 So weird that this happens the same night I get rid 320 00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:55,201 of all her clothes, you know, it's like a sign. 321 00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:58,521 - You threw out her clothes, Lawrence good for you. 322 00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:03,401 That is a big step forward in the grieving process. 323 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,921 - Maybe it was too soon. - No, definitely not. 324 00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:08,961 Maybe in a weird way what happened 325 00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:14,061 with your bench is another step in that process? 326 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:15,821 - I just don't see it like that. 327 00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:18,221 I feel like I've been thrown back to square one. 328 00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,001 - Aw, come on. - Sorry. 329 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:26,721 That you feel bad, I mean, obviously not apologising 330 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:29,321 for anything more specific. (upbeat music) 331 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,061 - Yes ladies, Jennifer, ooh-woo! 332 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:38,361 Wendizzle, ha yo just wanted to let you know 333 00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:42,321 that I reached an overdose in two minutes thirty, yeah. 334 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:44,361 - Wow, you literally did your job. 335 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,241 - Yeah, you're welcome, so what you two 336 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,721 are a proper thing now, yeah, I'm happy for you, man. 337 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:51,801 Finally got your partner to go 338 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,921 and get white girl wasted with. 339 00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:55,681 - Look, if you ever want to go out 340 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,421 and just drink like a normal amount, I'm game. 341 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,921 - Ha ha, bet you are, big friend of the year. 342 00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,721 - I don't want you getting lonely on your tod. 343 00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:09,501 - Lonely, I'm not, I'm not lonely. 344 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:14,681 I've been listening to the true crime podcast. 345 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:16,001 Can you believe her own daughter did it? 346 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,281 Not actually got there yet! - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 347 00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,881 Sorry, sorry, I, no look, no spoilers, yeah? 348 00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:22,201 But yeah, her daughter did it. 349 00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:25,881 Ooh glasses, wheelie, but yeah good, 350 00:17:25,981 --> 00:17:28,641 good recommendation, have you, have you got any... 351 00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:32,561 - Wendy, now. - Bye, Maleek. 352 00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:36,561 - Bye. - We've got to tell him. 353 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:39,161 - We are not telling Lawrence, Wendy, okay? 354 00:17:39,261 --> 00:17:42,721 Just, Jesus, ruin everything we have. 355 00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,821 - Just to play devil's avocado, 356 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,041 do you actually have anything? 357 00:17:48,141 --> 00:17:50,001 - There's a deep bond there, Wendy. 358 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:55,101 - Just to play devil's avocado one last time, is there? 359 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:58,081 - This is your fault. - I told you 360 00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:01,321 to tell him how you feel, not kidnap a bench. 361 00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:04,161 - Didn't carry it half a mile on my own, did I? 362 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:06,461 You mainly talk about feelings. 363 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,241 I thought Maleek was the problem but it's you. 364 00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:11,741 You are dangerous. - Me, dangerous? 365 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,361 How many samurai swords does one person need? 366 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,941 You're like a time bomb waiting to go off. 367 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:24,181 (tyres screech) (groaning) 368 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:27,761 - Oh, thank God, it's just Maleek. 369 00:18:27,861 --> 00:18:31,881 (groaning) - Two deliveries in one day? 370 00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:35,041 Do I get a stamp, is my tenth one free? 371 00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:37,321 - Sticks and stones may break your bones. 372 00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:39,921 - Yes, I know that Gary, I'm a paramedic. 373 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,701 It's just, I know I'm right about that diagnosis. 374 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:46,841 - Well, you know what you need to do then. 375 00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:48,681 - Pretend to be her and sleep with her boyfriend? 376 00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:50,121 Yeah, I did that with the last two. 377 00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,761 She just does the same back. - No. 378 00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:55,481 I was going to say you need to let it go. 379 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,681 Accept that they know more than us. 380 00:18:57,781 --> 00:19:01,261 We're not doctors. - No, we're not 381 00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:05,861 (whispering) but I look like one. 382 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:09,461 - Oh Jesus, Jesus! - What a wuss. 383 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:14,721 At worst a sore ankle. - Is he going to be all right? 384 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,361 I feel awful. - You better be Wendy 385 00:19:17,461 --> 00:19:18,721 or you're done, you're finished. 386 00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:20,161 - Bro calm down, yeah? - I'll be calm 387 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:23,001 when this lunatic is behind bars. 388 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,161 - What? - Wendy wasn't driving. 389 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,381 I was. - How could you? 390 00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:29,561 - Darrell, Darrell, she's our boss. 391 00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:33,241 - Sorry, I better just go. - Maleek's just 392 00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:35,641 such a good friend of ours, so... 393 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,561 - Yeah. - That was kind. 394 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:38,761 You didn't need to do that. - I know. 395 00:19:38,861 --> 00:19:40,961 Just leading from the front. - But won't you be in trouble? 396 00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:44,141 - Me, no, I can make this all go away. 397 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,241 Play the blame game write a clean report, 398 00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:48,421 point out Maleek was wearing earphones. 399 00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,561 - But why would you do that? - Because Wendy, 400 00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:52,281 if you don't keep your mouth shut 401 00:19:52,381 --> 00:19:53,921 about the bench, I will tell Maleek that you ran him over 402 00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,981 and you called him a fat speed bump while you did it, okay? 403 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,101 (upbeat music) 404 00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:06,281 - I'm going to need the file on that blood cougher 405 00:20:06,381 --> 00:20:08,681 from yesterday, Youssef something. 406 00:20:08,781 --> 00:20:10,521 - Is everything okay Dr. Patel? 407 00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:15,441 You seem different. - Yeah, I'm drunk on the job. 408 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:19,361 You should report me, stick a sexual assault 409 00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:22,581 on there while you're at it. (upbeat music) 410 00:20:25,341 --> 00:20:27,941 - Ow, ow, all right, all right. 411 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,621 It was TB, he died last night. Get in! 412 00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:41,701 (upbeat music) 413 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,801 - Maleek, you're back! - What? 414 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,201 You forgot everything already? 415 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:55,601 Go around to your side man, opening up a man's door 416 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:58,641 like that, no manners, mannerless. 417 00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:01,081 - Oh, I dreamed about this day. 418 00:21:01,181 --> 00:21:02,881 - Ugh, keep me out your fantasies, please. 419 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:04,321 - So your ankle's all better then? 420 00:21:04,421 --> 00:21:07,241 - Nah you know but real talk, Jo was proper, 421 00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:09,641 proper apologising for running me over. 422 00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:12,041 - Did she, oh good. - Yeah. 423 00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:14,801 My cycling homies are gonna be struggling though without me. 424 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:17,721 Yo, that mentioned getting a statue of me 425 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:20,681 to remember me by but I was like, allow it man! 426 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,881 I'm humble, you know? - Yeah. 427 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,981 Anyway, it's good to have you back. 428 00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:27,921 Real OGs back into this ting! - Yeah! 429 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,761 - Whoa, what are you doing, stretcher! 430 00:21:30,861 --> 00:21:32,861 You know the rules. - Right. 431 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:36,801 Chest pains, male, sixties, oh! 432 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:40,361 That's your dad's address. (siren blaring) 433 00:21:40,461 --> 00:21:42,641 - There are some messed up people out there. 434 00:21:42,741 --> 00:21:44,521 - Are you threatening my family? 435 00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:47,061 - I'm off to the bogs for a bit of (whistles poorly). 436 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:53,481 My lips are really dry. 437 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:58,641 ♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪ 438 00:21:58,741 --> 00:22:01,161 - Hey, hey, hey, we're gonna shut that shit down 439 00:22:01,261 --> 00:22:04,581 before I switch. (upbeat music)