1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:04,850 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:08,869 (inaudible voice over speaker) 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,048 - This has to be the best halloumi sandwich 4 00:00:13,148 --> 00:00:14,608 I've ever tasted. 5 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:15,808 - Ah not, with the halloumi man, 6 00:00:15,908 --> 00:00:17,487 you didn't even know what it wasn't until yesterday. 7 00:00:17,587 --> 00:00:19,647 Called it squeaky squares. 8 00:00:19,747 --> 00:00:21,406 - Okay this isn't Glastonbury, you've got a job to do 9 00:00:21,506 --> 00:00:23,126 connecting with the community. 10 00:00:23,226 --> 00:00:25,485 You two are the face of the service. 11 00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:30,204 - Ooh, face of the service, I like that job. 12 00:00:30,304 --> 00:00:32,923 Takes balls to admit I'm the best, you know. 13 00:00:33,023 --> 00:00:35,323 - You know where my best paramedics are, Maleek? 14 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:36,842 Out there in ambulances. 15 00:00:36,942 --> 00:00:38,082 - Yeah, well it's a team effort innit? 16 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:40,921 - A smiley face on the balloon could do this. 17 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:42,201 Just try and make us look better 18 00:00:42,301 --> 00:00:44,341 than the filth in the hose muckets, yeah? 19 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,280 (Maleek laughs) 20 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,880 - It's all right Jo, the people 'round here, they know me. 21 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:49,839 They look up to me. 22 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:53,878 - Oi, oi, you having a threesome with a sex-doll, yeah? 23 00:00:53,978 --> 00:00:55,438 (men laugh) 24 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:56,958 You men are perverts. 25 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,597 - I don't even need a sex-doll, blood, 26 00:00:58,697 --> 00:01:00,117 cause I got your mother. 27 00:01:00,217 --> 00:01:00,957 (man laughs) 28 00:01:01,057 --> 00:01:02,356 - Yeah! And your gran. 29 00:01:02,456 --> 00:01:05,076 - Whoa, what, no, never the gran, what the hell? 30 00:01:05,176 --> 00:01:07,175 That's disgusting. 31 00:01:07,895 --> 00:01:11,534 (loud upbeat, groovy music) 32 00:01:30,569 --> 00:01:32,569 Oh my god. 33 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:35,348 - Maleek. 34 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:37,688 - Yo, yo. 35 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:40,587 Yasmin. 36 00:01:40,687 --> 00:01:41,667 Yes. 37 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:42,546 - Thought it was you. 38 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,706 - 10 points for you innit? 39 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:46,066 - You look well. 40 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:47,505 - I am. Yes. 41 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:48,905 - How do you two know each other? 42 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:49,865 - School. 43 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:50,944 - Complicated. 44 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:51,984 Well she's kinda my ex. 45 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:55,643 - Oh, yeah, I forgot we went out. 46 00:01:56,523 --> 00:01:58,303 - As if you forgot year eight. 47 00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:00,982 - Anthony, maybe you would like to be a paramedic 48 00:02:01,082 --> 00:02:03,101 like Maleek when you're older, hey? 49 00:02:03,201 --> 00:02:05,401 - As, if. This guy looks some green pedo. 50 00:02:06,441 --> 00:02:08,760 - Ha, wow. Manners. 51 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,259 You know me and your mom, we go way back, bro. 52 00:02:11,359 --> 00:02:13,459 - Me and your mom go way back. 53 00:02:13,559 --> 00:02:15,018 - Anthony, how would you like to see what 54 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:17,138 a mangled leg looks like? 55 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,837 (upbeat music) 56 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:23,056 - You actually trained Jo. 57 00:02:23,156 --> 00:02:24,216 - Oh, yeah. 58 00:02:24,316 --> 00:02:26,496 - And now she's your boss. 59 00:02:26,596 --> 00:02:28,595 How does that make you feel? 60 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:30,215 - The way I see it, 61 00:02:30,315 --> 00:02:33,014 Jo's success is my success. 62 00:02:33,114 --> 00:02:35,253 - But it's not really, is it? 63 00:02:35,353 --> 00:02:37,853 She's got the power, the respect, 64 00:02:37,953 --> 00:02:39,932 and you've got, 65 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:40,732 what? 66 00:02:40,832 --> 00:02:44,571 - The warm, fuzzy feeling that I put her on the path 67 00:02:44,671 --> 00:02:45,691 to great things. 68 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,570 - And what path are you on? 69 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:50,370 - The Gary path, I guess. 70 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,569 - I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but 71 00:02:52,669 --> 00:02:54,369 I don't have time for the Gary path, 72 00:02:54,469 --> 00:02:56,768 and if I did, I wouldn't step on it because it's old, it's 73 00:02:56,868 --> 00:02:59,128 crumbling and it doesn't go anywhere. 74 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:00,487 I need responsibility. 75 00:03:00,587 --> 00:03:01,447 I need CAT1s. 76 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:03,327 I need the chance to shine 77 00:03:03,427 --> 00:03:07,686 and I don't need a choccy biccy break every five minutes. 78 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,785 - Oh. 79 00:03:10,345 --> 00:03:13,064 You're on, huh. Greening up. 80 00:03:14,024 --> 00:03:15,764 Let's hunt injury. 81 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:17,243 (upbeat drum music) 82 00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:18,643 - How come you ain't been about in so long. 83 00:03:18,743 --> 00:03:21,322 We moved away, me and Anthony's dad, 84 00:03:21,422 --> 00:03:22,482 you remember Jayden. 85 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:23,522 - Jayden from school? 86 00:03:23,622 --> 00:03:25,441 He's a legend. 87 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:27,041 - He's a dickhead. 88 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,800 Turns out he was cheating with like four other girls 89 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:29,760 at the same time. 90 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,840 - Oh-oh, fantasy. 91 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,079 Four. 92 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,119 - Why do I always go for the bad boys, hey? 93 00:03:35,219 --> 00:03:37,638 - Can we go see the fire engine now, this is so drone. 94 00:03:37,738 --> 00:03:39,718 - No, gotta get to work. 95 00:03:39,818 --> 00:03:41,477 Jayden was meant to have him, but he can't cause 96 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:43,117 there's new maps in Call of Duty. 97 00:03:43,217 --> 00:03:45,596 - Ah, there's new maps, ah. 98 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:46,796 Ah, it's a big day. 99 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,516 - We can look after Anthony. 100 00:03:48,616 --> 00:03:50,715 We're here all day anyway. 101 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:51,555 - What? 102 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:53,034 - Really? That'd be amazing. 103 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,134 Let me just get his stuff. 104 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:58,313 - What are you doing? 105 00:03:58,413 --> 00:03:59,873 This is not like daddy daycare. 106 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,512 - If you're in with the kid, you're in with the mom. 107 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:03,632 I'm setting you up with Yasmin. 108 00:04:03,732 --> 00:04:05,951 - You only get one chance with Maleek. 109 00:04:06,051 --> 00:04:07,911 - You can't close the door on love. 110 00:04:08,011 --> 00:04:08,751 Look at me. 111 00:04:08,851 --> 00:04:10,710 I've just been chatted up by a fireman. 112 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:12,790 - Fireman? They chat up everyone 113 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:15,389 and then just sit around watching porn all day, look. 114 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,989 - Thank you so much. 115 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:22,087 - Oh. Okay. Yes. Cool. Just saving the day as usual, yeah. 116 00:04:22,447 --> 00:04:25,267 - Should I give you my number for emergencies? 117 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:28,906 - Yeah. You need me to rule one this term. 118 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:29,865 - Still funny. 119 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,025 (Yasmin laughs) 120 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:31,865 Right. 121 00:04:31,965 --> 00:04:33,545 - Okay. 122 00:04:33,645 --> 00:04:35,144 - Right, see you later. 123 00:04:35,244 --> 00:04:36,144 - [Wendy] Bye. 124 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:37,784 - 10. 11. Well. 125 00:04:37,884 --> 00:04:38,623 (Maleek laughs) 126 00:04:38,723 --> 00:04:40,383 - [Voice Over Speaker] Fifties male with chest pains at the 127 00:04:40,483 --> 00:04:42,662 Shay Dealing restaurant, do you have the location? 128 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:44,942 - I'm just checking it now. 129 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,041 - Just press that one over there. 130 00:04:48,361 --> 00:04:51,140 - When we used to have it on a pad, it was so much easier. 131 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,500 You just have a pad. 132 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,539 (ambulance sirens ringing) 133 00:04:55,639 --> 00:04:56,539 (upbeat music) 134 00:04:56,639 --> 00:04:57,459 - He's not responding. 135 00:04:57,559 --> 00:04:59,558 - He's arresting, Darrell, gimme beat. 136 00:05:00,838 --> 00:05:02,378 ♪ I'd be riding shot gun, ♪ 137 00:05:02,478 --> 00:05:07,136 ♪ underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone. ♪ 138 00:05:07,236 --> 00:05:08,696 ♪ I'd be riding shot gun- ♪ 139 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:10,975 - Shit, Ben and Jerry got here first. 140 00:05:11,075 --> 00:05:13,095 ♪ Feeling like a someone, ♪ 141 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:13,935 ♪ Someone, ♪ 142 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:15,734 ♪ Someone. ♪ 143 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,574 - God, they're good. 144 00:05:17,674 --> 00:05:18,414 - Will you get their dicks 145 00:05:18,514 --> 00:05:20,613 out of your mouth for a second, please. 146 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:22,213 We need to take the lead on these jobs, we are not 147 00:05:22,313 --> 00:05:24,092 Darryl and Darrell's backup dancers. 148 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:25,092 - Reel a bit down. 149 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,651 ♪ I'd be riding shot gun. ♪ 150 00:05:27,751 --> 00:05:29,011 - 14 pounds? 151 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,330 You gave my colleague a free one just for being a paramedic. 152 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,130 - No, I gave her one cause she was nice. 153 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,569 - Plus you've add every sauce. 154 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,449 - Of course I've add every sauce, it's dry cheese. 155 00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:40,808 See, we used to get nuff free stuff 156 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,488 back in the lockdown days. 157 00:05:42,588 --> 00:05:44,627 These dusty people forget who saved them. 158 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:48,526 Did your mom give you your lunch money? 159 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:50,626 I'll give it back to you, man. 160 00:05:52,065 --> 00:05:54,285 Give me the money, man. 161 00:05:54,385 --> 00:05:59,144 - So, um, when I said what you into, I meant more like music. 162 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:02,103 What even is step-porn? 163 00:06:02,823 --> 00:06:07,322 - Ah, so pretend incest. It's step-families, 164 00:06:07,422 --> 00:06:08,881 so it's all above board. 165 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:10,121 - Right. 166 00:06:10,221 --> 00:06:12,220 - So um, about that drink. 167 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:16,479 (upbeat drum music) 168 00:06:16,579 --> 00:06:19,239 - Okay, you need to elevate the arm to stop the bleeding. 169 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:20,159 - [Voice On Phone] Yeah, got it. 170 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:20,998 - Yup? 171 00:06:21,098 --> 00:06:21,838 - [Voice On Phone] Okay 172 00:06:21,938 --> 00:06:22,878 - Right, next bit's crucial. 173 00:06:22,978 --> 00:06:23,718 - [Voice On Phone] Yup. 174 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,817 - [Lawrence] 358 Lima Charlie. 175 00:06:28,576 --> 00:06:30,556 - Lawrence! 176 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:31,396 Hi. 177 00:06:31,496 --> 00:06:32,316 - 358 Lima Charlie. 178 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:35,435 - Don't have to call me that, just Jo or mate. 179 00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:36,355 What's up? 180 00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:37,794 - We got a purple plus here. 181 00:06:37,894 --> 00:06:39,794 I'll be off till the coroner shows, looks like a suicide. 182 00:06:39,894 --> 00:06:40,594 - Suicide? 183 00:06:40,694 --> 00:06:41,593 Okay. What happened? 184 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,233 Oh no. 185 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,593 You talked to him. 186 00:06:44,693 --> 00:06:47,712 - Seemed interested at first and then I got into craft beers 187 00:06:47,812 --> 00:06:49,031 and yeah. 188 00:06:49,131 --> 00:06:52,191 - Oh no, Lawrence is so boring, I'm going to kill myself. 189 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,070 (Jo laughs) 190 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,370 - Yeah. Seriously though, it looks like sleeping pills. 191 00:06:57,289 --> 00:06:58,029 Poor guy. 192 00:06:58,129 --> 00:06:59,189 - No, course, course. 193 00:06:59,289 --> 00:07:01,069 Tragic, thoughts and prayers. 194 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:01,988 - I'll be stuck here for hours. 195 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,588 - Stuck? 196 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:05,887 Do you need help? I could wizz around. 197 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:07,667 - Nope. All good. 198 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:10,506 - Good? Good. Good. Yeah, good actually. 199 00:07:10,606 --> 00:07:11,686 Yeah stuck with a big fanny like you all day 200 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,765 might get the sleeping pills out myself. 201 00:07:16,565 --> 00:07:17,584 Not really Lawrence, 202 00:07:17,684 --> 00:07:20,184 I could listen to you for hours, you are really interesting. 203 00:07:20,284 --> 00:07:22,283 - Yeah, okay. See you later. 204 00:07:23,963 --> 00:07:27,642 (upbeat groovy piano music) 205 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:30,421 - See, this is all your fault. 206 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:32,821 I can't impress stuck at this drive depot. 207 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:35,340 - You know what kids find impressive? 208 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,340 - What? 209 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,180 - Unboxing. 210 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,819 Why don't you unbox something? 211 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,059 - I'm not taking advice from you. 212 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:43,098 - I know what boys like, 213 00:07:43,198 --> 00:07:44,538 I do have a son. 214 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,058 - No you don't. 215 00:07:46,158 --> 00:07:47,057 - Yes, I do. 216 00:07:47,157 --> 00:07:47,897 Spencer. 217 00:07:47,997 --> 00:07:49,977 - Why have you never told me about this Spencer, you? 218 00:07:50,077 --> 00:07:52,056 - I've talked about him loads. 219 00:07:52,156 --> 00:07:53,496 You just don't listen to me. 220 00:07:53,596 --> 00:07:57,495 - Wendy, if you want me to listen, you have to engage me. 221 00:07:57,595 --> 00:07:59,174 It's not everyday, Pingu- 222 00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:04,013 (Maleek impersonating Wendy's voice) 223 00:08:04,113 --> 00:08:05,053 - Pingu? 224 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:05,893 - Ah, whatever. 225 00:08:05,993 --> 00:08:09,092 Look, I just need to show this kid my sick skills. 226 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:10,252 Do you know what fuck it. 227 00:08:10,352 --> 00:08:12,891 Oi, come. We're hitting the roads. 228 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:14,451 Put your seatbelt on. 229 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:15,330 Coming? 230 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:18,210 - Yeah. I quite like to get away from the firemen. 231 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:21,869 (upbeat bass guitar music) 232 00:08:23,668 --> 00:08:26,668 - Darrell, I know this is absolutely cringe drama, but 233 00:08:27,547 --> 00:08:29,287 you and Darryl are like 234 00:08:29,387 --> 00:08:32,446 hashtag paramedic goals, I totally stan you guys. 235 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,366 - Kareshma that means so much. 236 00:08:34,466 --> 00:08:38,365 - Yeah, it must be so intense working together and 237 00:08:38,465 --> 00:08:39,524 living together? 238 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:42,204 - We didn't live together, I'd hardly ever see the guy, 239 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,563 you know. It's just work and 240 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:49,002 weekends, holidays, Christmas Day, Easter. Yeah. 241 00:08:49,102 --> 00:08:51,562 - I feel like I'm failing her 242 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,721 and it's affecting my mood at home. 243 00:08:53,821 --> 00:08:56,000 Trisha's picked up on it. 244 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,420 The other day, I told the Amazon guy to- 245 00:09:01,019 --> 00:09:02,359 f his mother. 246 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:06,558 - My Darrell, exactly the same when he started, he was wild. 247 00:09:06,658 --> 00:09:09,617 Big temper, used to call him Hurricane Darrell. 248 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:13,116 - Well how did you turn him around? 249 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,216 - We did a lot of yoga. 250 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:16,995 And we cut out dairy. 251 00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:19,235 - I bet it's hard to keep things from getting stale. 252 00:09:19,335 --> 00:09:21,034 I know Darryl's got his worries. 253 00:09:21,134 --> 00:09:23,794 - What? What's he said? 254 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:27,353 - Oh, oh was that meant to be a secret? 255 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:28,552 He thinks we're stale? 256 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,792 - Forget it, 257 00:09:29,892 --> 00:09:30,592 I've said too much. 258 00:09:30,692 --> 00:09:32,392 Sorry. I just don't wanna make any worse. 259 00:09:32,492 --> 00:09:34,671 - But- 260 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:38,410 Stale. Why would he say that? 261 00:09:42,209 --> 00:09:44,908 - Mad thing is, I don't even know the Amazon guy, 262 00:09:45,008 --> 00:09:47,008 or his mother. 263 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:49,427 - I'll see you later. 264 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:50,987 - It was nice meeting you. 265 00:09:51,087 --> 00:09:52,067 What station are you from? 266 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,186 - South Hills, same as you. 267 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:56,286 It's Gary, 268 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,805 we've worked together for years. 269 00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:06,063 - Here's your Fanta. 270 00:10:06,163 --> 00:10:10,242 Better drink it up quick, wouldn't want it going stale. 271 00:10:11,602 --> 00:10:14,601 (upbeat drum music) 272 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,940 - See, Anth. 273 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,099 This is what the job's all about. 274 00:10:22,199 --> 00:10:24,459 Out on the roads, playing by your own rules, 275 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,178 being your own boss. 276 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:27,018 - Cool. 277 00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:28,378 - Well, Jo is our boss. 278 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:29,937 - Yeah, technically, but Jo ain't here is she. 279 00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:33,217 - And there are actually quite strict rules. 280 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:35,856 - Maybe for you, cause you're a strict cat. 281 00:10:35,956 --> 00:10:38,415 - Basically we have to go wherever the doo-da sends us. 282 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:39,295 - Excuse me, 283 00:10:39,395 --> 00:10:41,175 can you stop undermining me with the kid? 284 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:42,294 - Well, sorry Maleek, 285 00:10:42,394 --> 00:10:44,054 I didn't realise I was cock blocking you. 286 00:10:44,154 --> 00:10:46,213 - Wow, hey, look. 287 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,213 - First of all, that's not what cock blocking is. 288 00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:50,133 Secondly, don't ever say you're cock blocking me 289 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,132 with a ten-year old. 290 00:10:51,232 --> 00:10:52,572 It's disgusting. 291 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:53,412 (ambulance radio beeps) 292 00:10:53,512 --> 00:10:54,252 - Oo, we've got a call. 293 00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:56,091 CAT1. 294 00:10:56,191 --> 00:10:56,931 Choking. 295 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:57,771 - Shotgun. 296 00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,770 Dinner with it, it's all me. 297 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:02,110 Gonna do a little Heimlich thing. 298 00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:04,089 You get the blues. 299 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:04,929 (Ambulance sirens rings) 300 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:07,028 Move! 301 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,847 (knock on door) 302 00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:14,846 - Police, get on the floor. 303 00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:16,126 Had you going. 304 00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:17,726 You pissed yourself, gross. 305 00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:19,205 - What you doing here? 306 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,205 - A new protocol, there has to be two people here 307 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,045 to watch the body. 308 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:23,204 - Didn't know about that. 309 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:24,044 - Cause it's new. 310 00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:25,124 - Right? 311 00:11:25,224 --> 00:11:27,123 - Don't get up. 312 00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:29,523 Come on, humour is important in this game, 313 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,202 that was quite funny. 314 00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:32,042 No? 315 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:33,442 - Poor bloke. 316 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:34,482 Must have been so alone. 317 00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:36,721 No sign of his dog anywhere. 318 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,881 I know that feeling, you know, you lose your soulmate 319 00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:41,760 and you can never replace them. 320 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,999 - Well, there's always Battersea. 321 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:44,879 - I meant Karen. 322 00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:46,039 - Come on. 323 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,138 Positivity, please. 324 00:11:49,978 --> 00:11:51,677 - Sorry, you're right. 325 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,777 Positive attitude, yeah. 326 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:55,237 Um, maybe the dog didn't die. 327 00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:57,336 - Yes, exactly. 328 00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:00,595 I'll put the kettle on. 329 00:12:00,695 --> 00:12:04,134 - Maybe he run away and was adopted by a kind family and 330 00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,314 you know, they live in the countryside, 331 00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,554 - Shit! - scampering from the Meadows- 332 00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:09,473 - Yeah. Found the dog. 333 00:12:09,573 --> 00:12:11,573 Yeah. It's dead. 334 00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:15,512 - Chasing rabbits. 335 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,551 - It's a real mess. 336 00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:19,991 All bloated up, big balloon, 337 00:12:20,091 --> 00:12:22,930 like a big hairy space hopper. 338 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:27,129 (upbeat drum music) 339 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:31,988 - Do this thing. 340 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:34,087 Hang on, coming. 341 00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:37,986 - It's number 76, not 74. 342 00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:39,066 - Help is here. 343 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,465 (baby cries) 344 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,025 - Who the fuck are you? 345 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,584 What you doing coming to my house. 346 00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:47,584 - Oi, wait for me for the cool stuff, I got shot gun. 347 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,423 - I finally get her down and then you run in here. 348 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:52,942 - It's lodged in there, 349 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:56,542 we're going to have to perform abdominal thrusts, all right? 350 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,341 - It's all right. 351 00:12:57,441 --> 00:12:59,261 - If you could just hold on ever so slightly 352 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,860 for my colleague, okay. 353 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,180 - Your house smells like shit, I'm calling the RSPCA. 354 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,579 - So was it a sandwich? 355 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,679 - I don't know. 356 00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:11,338 - Your neighbour is a dickhead. 357 00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:12,498 Hello, hey mate. 358 00:13:12,598 --> 00:13:14,817 Right, look. We're just going to get you up, yeah. 359 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,577 Everything's going to be all right, okay? 360 00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:18,616 I'm just gonna- 361 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,716 Yeah, let's get my good side blood. 362 00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:25,615 There you go. 363 00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,894 You all right? 364 00:13:27,994 --> 00:13:29,094 - You took your time- 365 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:30,573 - Probably best to concentrate on getting your 366 00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:32,173 breathe back lovie. 367 00:13:32,273 --> 00:13:33,493 - Yeah, be grateful. 368 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,492 I'll put it back in there. 369 00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:37,592 Bow! Show, it to your mom. Bow! Bow! 370 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:41,331 (upbeat drum music) 371 00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:44,250 (slower drum music) 372 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:47,689 (ambulance sirens ringing) 373 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:48,669 - And if you think we're losing the magic, 374 00:13:48,749 --> 00:13:49,769 I'd like to hear it from you. 375 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:51,888 I thought we talked about our problems. 376 00:13:51,988 --> 00:13:54,727 - All right, calm down, I'm sensing Hurricane Darrell. 377 00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:56,087 Just relax. 378 00:13:56,187 --> 00:13:57,887 - Maybe Kareshma was right about us. 379 00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,126 - Oh, so you take our problems to Kareshma now? 380 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:02,485 - So we do have problems? He admits it. 381 00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,005 - Well let's call Kareshma and find out. 382 00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:06,505 Let's call Kareshma and see what issues we have. 383 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:08,844 - Let's give her a buzz. 384 00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:10,643 - Oh hey Kareshma, have we got problems, yeah, exactly. 385 00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:11,523 I thought that- 386 00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:12,443 yes we do. 387 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,563 I'm telling you man, I'm trying to dance it and 388 00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:17,002 I don't know if you want to dance with me anymore. 389 00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:19,081 (ambulance sirens ringing) 390 00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:21,201 - Has the dog binned. 391 00:14:21,301 --> 00:14:23,640 Oh, in general waste, sort of food, just 392 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,740 felt more respectful. 393 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:29,039 Lot of ball games for man on his own. 394 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:32,158 Oh, he's got Jenga. 395 00:14:32,258 --> 00:14:35,277 Aw, Jesper, legends, get in. 396 00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:37,637 Now this'll cheer you the F up. 397 00:14:37,737 --> 00:14:39,836 - Jenga? It's a little bit inappropriate, isn't it? 398 00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:41,276 - If he had been crushed under a tower of 399 00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,376 falling wooden blocks, maybe. 400 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,775 What are you melt? 401 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,754 Who thinks Lawrence should play Jenga? 402 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,514 I do. 403 00:14:50,614 --> 00:14:51,913 Two against one. 404 00:14:52,013 --> 00:14:54,033 Come on Lawrence. 405 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,512 (upbeat bass guitar music) 406 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:57,352 (ambulance hoots) 407 00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,392 - Yo I thought my man was gonna be killed. 408 00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:02,271 - Probably was until the black Panther stepped in. 409 00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:03,111 Ai, listen, 410 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,230 heroes need fuel. 411 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,110 Two Twixes for me and a Clipper for Wendy. 412 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,069 Wendy, give him some money. 413 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,549 - Here, but bring me the change. 414 00:15:10,649 --> 00:15:12,648 - Yup. 415 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:15,788 (Maleek laughs) 416 00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:17,067 - Ah, like him man. 417 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,186 - Oh, I can see the three of you together. 418 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,506 A ready made family. 419 00:15:21,606 --> 00:15:23,946 - Yup. Big Papa bear. 420 00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:27,105 Sexy Yasmin bear and little baby bear. 421 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:28,584 - And me, Goldilocks. 422 00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:30,624 - You are not hanging out with me and Yasmin. 423 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,104 You already ducked out of one family. 424 00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:33,023 - Excuse me, 425 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,383 I didn't duck out on them. 426 00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:38,102 We mutually decided to explore new things. 427 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:39,862 - Yeah. You're exploring firemen 428 00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:41,981 and they're exploring being ducked out on. 429 00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:44,101 My gee. 430 00:15:44,201 --> 00:15:44,900 Let me get my chocolat. 431 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,340 - Thank you Anthony. 432 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,440 - Let's roll. - [Voice On Radio] 451 Papa Kilo, you're up. 433 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,539 - Oh nice. 434 00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,458 A burn at a barbecue, 435 00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:54,498 might get free hot dog. 436 00:15:54,598 --> 00:15:55,338 - Typical. 437 00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:57,417 And I spent my last 14 pound on a Rosclot wrap. 438 00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:59,337 - Whoa, you mean I spent. 439 00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:01,936 - Big man, what part of I owe you don't you understand? 440 00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,296 Eat your Twix. 441 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,215 (ambulance sirens ringing) - [Voice On Radio] 451 Papa Kilo. 442 00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:06,975 Caller failing to respond, 443 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:09,075 could be a time waster. 444 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:14,173 - Let me come with you. 445 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,973 - Nah, man. 446 00:16:16,073 --> 00:16:17,532 Bruv don't worry, I'm not Jayden. 447 00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:18,732 I will come back. 448 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,772 You don't need to see me run a finger under a cold tap, 449 00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:21,691 that's dead. 450 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,931 - You stay here Anthony, and check in with your mom. 451 00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,611 Tell her what a fab time you're having. 452 00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:26,650 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 453 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,970 Tell her I saved that guy, 454 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,329 use the gun finger emoji when you text her. 455 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:33,109 (man screaming) 456 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:38,547 (ambulance sirens ringing) 457 00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:41,967 - I've never seen that before. 458 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,766 - Nope. 459 00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:45,206 - The way his skin melted- 460 00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:46,485 - Yes, Wendy, 461 00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:48,585 I remember. 462 00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:54,104 - Anthony's not said anything for a while. 463 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,903 - He's all right. 464 00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:01,682 Ain't it, little man? 465 00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:05,801 (ambulance sirens ringing) 466 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,200 - And the crumbled under-dog, steps up to make his move. 467 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,479 - That's quite off putting, 468 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:14,199 I don't know whether you're aware of the rules of Janga, 469 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,078 but that's a no-no. 470 00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:17,278 Okay. And- 471 00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:18,118 - Okay. 472 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:19,037 - He's made a choice. 473 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:19,917 - Ooh. 474 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:21,677 - And slowly he moves in, 475 00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:24,616 with all the consummate precision of a Jenga master. 476 00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:27,395 And without even looking, it's never been attempted before, 477 00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:28,355 selects the piece 478 00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:32,174 and pulls it from the tower, which is still standing. 479 00:17:33,254 --> 00:17:34,714 - The crowd go wild. 480 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:38,593 - All except one, who seems to be in shock. 481 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:39,592 (Lawrence laughs) 482 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,692 - There he is. 483 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,731 About time you moody bastard. 484 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,630 - Uh, you got me. 485 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,310 - You've got me, Lawrence. 486 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,629 - It is, I think, your move. 487 00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,349 - Or is it your move? 488 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,988 - No, cause I just won, so 489 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,148 it's your move. 490 00:17:57,248 --> 00:18:00,387 (coroner coughs) 491 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:01,347 - Thanks for coming lads, 492 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,507 here's your purple plus. 493 00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:04,026 Overdose, looks like it might be pradoxomil, 494 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,586 but I'll leave that up to you. 495 00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:06,426 Pradoxomil. 496 00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:09,345 (Jenga tower falls on table) 497 00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:12,064 - Are you talking to me, or your new best friend Kareshma? 498 00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:13,184 Everyday, Kareshma this- 499 00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:14,744 - Hey, hey, stop it. 500 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,223 I hate to see you guys like this. 501 00:18:17,323 --> 00:18:20,462 Look, this is the last thing I want to do, but 502 00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:21,782 if you guys need a break from each other, 503 00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:23,742 we can always re-partner. 504 00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:25,021 - Leave Darrell/Darryl? 505 00:18:25,121 --> 00:18:27,341 - I wouldn't want your friendship to suffer. 506 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,181 - I don't know. 507 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,580 - Maybe she's got a point. 508 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,740 - And you'd be happy to swap? 509 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,359 - For you two? Course. 510 00:18:34,919 --> 00:18:36,538 Gary? 511 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,018 - Well, yes. 512 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:42,577 But, I mean, you two are inspirational. 513 00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:44,677 The way you work together, 514 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,016 it's like a well-oiled machine. 515 00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:48,656 - And machines break, so- 516 00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:52,855 - And the way you pick each other up, time after time. 517 00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,294 I mean you two, you have something that 518 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:57,733 we lesser mortals can only dream of 519 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,253 and you want to throw all that away? 520 00:19:00,353 --> 00:19:01,572 Well, shame on you. 521 00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:02,692 - Well, they already said they do. 522 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,612 We all heard it, so I'll call Jo. 523 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:06,851 - This is crazy. 524 00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:09,011 - Let's not put a plaster over some serious 525 00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,730 issues here, guys. 526 00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:11,930 - Darrell without Darryl? 527 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:15,929 That's like the sky without everything in the sky. 528 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:19,848 All the sky stuff gone, the birds and the cloud. 529 00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,687 A balloon. 530 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,527 I can't do this. 531 00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:23,607 - I need my hurricane. 532 00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:25,606 - Hey. 533 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,046 - Nice one, Gary. 534 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:30,305 (loud bang on locker) 535 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,525 - Thanks mate. 536 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,084 Was proper on a ledge. 537 00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:37,284 - Thank you, mysterious stranger. 538 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,683 - What? 539 00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:40,783 No, no, no, it's Gary. 540 00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:43,702 I helped you move. 541 00:19:44,302 --> 00:19:45,882 Oh, come on. 542 00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:48,361 (large gate rattling to a close) 543 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,121 - He hasn't blinked for ages. 544 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,680 - I know. 545 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,840 Blow on his eye. 546 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:56,439 Not that hard, what's wrong with you? 547 00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:57,919 Anthony? 548 00:19:58,019 --> 00:19:59,638 (Maleek knocks on door) 549 00:19:59,738 --> 00:20:01,838 Yo do you want a Happy Meal? 550 00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:02,717 I need you to say something. 551 00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:04,997 Big Mac, big Mac for a big man. 552 00:20:05,097 --> 00:20:05,917 I'll buy you a game. 553 00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:07,036 I'll buy you a game. 554 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:07,836 - Your mom's dead. 555 00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:08,876 - What're you doing? 556 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:09,796 - Trying to shock him. 557 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,155 - We already did that. 558 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,075 The burning man. The man on fire. 559 00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:14,714 He doesn't need a dead mom as well. 560 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,114 - There he is. 561 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,214 My little man. 562 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,633 Hope he wasn't any trouble? 563 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:21,633 - Trouble? 564 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,192 Nah, he's good as gold him. 565 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:23,992 (Maleek laughs) 566 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,712 Big imagination on him though. 567 00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,151 Yeah, he made up a couple of lies earlier. 568 00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,071 Didn't you, little man? 569 00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:30,831 Probably do the same to you at home, 570 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:34,310 so just ignore anything and everything he says. 571 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,869 - Face. Face. 572 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,708 - Face time you, later? You beg. 573 00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:41,908 Nah. I'll shout you. I'll shout you. 574 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,228 - That man was, 575 00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,147 he was on fire. 576 00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:47,866 - I was, I was on fire. 577 00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:49,866 Save nuff lives and that, ain't it? 578 00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:50,706 (Maleek laughs) 579 00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:53,665 - So, look, you can say no or whatever, 580 00:20:53,765 --> 00:20:55,505 but are you free for a drink 581 00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:57,744 tomorrow night to say thanks. 582 00:20:57,844 --> 00:20:59,903 - Let me just check my diary. 583 00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:01,583 Yeah, I'm free. 584 00:21:01,683 --> 00:21:03,583 - Great, I'll uh, text you. 585 00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:04,782 - Cool. 586 00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:05,662 - Bye. 587 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:06,742 - I feel awful. 588 00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:09,461 I think we really traumatised him. 589 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,861 - Nah, damage is already done. 590 00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:13,820 His broken home and all that. 591 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,379 Don't worry, I'll fix it once I'm with his mother. 592 00:21:16,479 --> 00:21:18,659 - I'm not sure that it's looking too good. 593 00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:19,579 They've stopped. 594 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,578 Now he's telling her something. 595 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,338 - Oh that little snitch! 596 00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:23,858 - Now she's coming this way. 597 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:24,697 - What? 598 00:21:24,797 --> 00:21:25,937 - Quite quickly. 599 00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:29,436 - Shut the gate, shut the blood clot gate. 600 00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:33,055 Finally where I belong, 601 00:21:33,155 --> 00:21:34,055 on these streets. 602 00:21:34,155 --> 00:21:35,855 Damn you biker boy, shit. 603 00:21:35,955 --> 00:21:37,894 Whoa, sorry. 604 00:21:37,994 --> 00:21:39,414 - Are you two related? 605 00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,453 - Do we look the same to you, is that it? 606 00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:43,553 - You think I fancy Lawrence? Ugh! 607 00:21:44,473 --> 00:21:46,932 - You'll end up doing something stupid like I did. 608 00:21:47,032 --> 00:21:49,031 - What did you do? 609 00:21:49,951 --> 00:21:52,911 - Shit Wendy, we've done something bad. 610 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,549 (loud upbeat music)