1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:01,950 (ambulance siren wailing) 2 00:00:02,050 --> 00:00:03,010 - [Dispatcher] Four, five, one, Papa Kilo. 3 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:04,710 Hit and run at Crystal Palace Stadium. 4 00:00:04,810 --> 00:00:06,810 Air ambulance on route. 5 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:08,430 (phone dings) 6 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,790 - Who's hollering at you man? It's distracting. 7 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:12,391 No wonder Lewis Hamilton drives alone. 8 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:14,671 - Oh sorry, it's my Tinder. 9 00:00:14,771 --> 00:00:16,151 - What, Tinder, you? 10 00:00:16,251 --> 00:00:18,431 No, Wendy, Wendy, listen to me. 11 00:00:18,531 --> 00:00:19,951 You don't need Tinder. 12 00:00:20,051 --> 00:00:21,671 You're ancient. 13 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,012 You're not gonna find your next husband on there. 14 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:25,472 - I'm not looking for my next husband. 15 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:27,192 Just someone to fulfil my sexual needs. 16 00:00:27,292 --> 00:00:28,552 - Aye, yo! 17 00:00:28,652 --> 00:00:29,672 No one needs to hear that from you, man. 18 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:31,392 You don't hear me talking 19 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,593 about all the girl I want ride my ting off. 20 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:35,793 - I'd love to ride someone's ting off. 21 00:00:35,893 --> 00:00:38,193 How hard can it be to meet a half decent man 22 00:00:38,293 --> 00:00:40,593 who's up for a giggle with big hands? 23 00:00:40,693 --> 00:00:41,673 - Why the hands? 24 00:00:41,773 --> 00:00:43,393 - I just like them. 25 00:00:43,493 --> 00:00:45,434 My exes were tiny. 26 00:00:45,534 --> 00:00:47,034 They were like a dolls hands. 27 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,474 - Flipping heck, man. 28 00:00:48,574 --> 00:00:49,754 Listen, it's time to get professional. 29 00:00:49,854 --> 00:00:53,074 (upbeat music) 30 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:54,274 - [Dispatcher] Update message. 31 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:57,155 Two casualties, both male, one serious head wound. 32 00:00:57,255 --> 00:00:59,815 (upbeat music) 33 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:05,775 (helicopter blades whirling) 34 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:10,736 - Whoop whoop, heads in the house. 35 00:01:12,096 --> 00:01:14,356 We'll be working with the big guns today Wendy, 36 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:16,516 so don't be weird. 37 00:01:16,616 --> 00:01:18,617 All right team, let's go! 38 00:01:19,697 --> 00:01:21,797 Okay, I said don't be weird. 39 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:24,457 (upbeat theme music) 40 00:01:39,938 --> 00:01:42,019 - Hello, love, I'm Wendy. 41 00:01:44,099 --> 00:01:46,099 Can you tell me where it hurts? 42 00:01:47,819 --> 00:01:50,159 - Yo, yo, we need some help over here! 43 00:01:50,259 --> 00:01:53,080 - My man's gone to the sunken place. 44 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,200 Ah sick, look, they're coming over. 45 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,360 Don't mess this up for me. 46 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,520 - Alright, what mess have you Groundhog's made here? 47 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,080 - Excuse me, we've done nothing. 48 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,960 - Exactly. 49 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:02,841 No peripheral pulse. 50 00:02:02,941 --> 00:02:04,161 - Carotid pulse still there. 51 00:02:04,261 --> 00:02:05,761 - The sats heart rate dropping. 52 00:02:05,861 --> 00:02:06,601 - Internal bleeding. 53 00:02:06,701 --> 00:02:07,741 - This chap won't make it into hospital, Phil. 54 00:02:07,821 --> 00:02:09,761 We need to open him up right here, okay? 55 00:02:09,861 --> 00:02:11,961 - Wait what, we gonna, just gonna, 56 00:02:12,061 --> 00:02:13,561 do a proper roadside surgery? 57 00:02:13,661 --> 00:02:15,522 - Yeah, why, can't ya' hack it? 58 00:02:15,622 --> 00:02:17,362 - You're mad, Phil. 59 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:19,602 Hey, I've got this, bust him open, blood. 60 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:20,402 - You, get an IV in now. 61 00:02:20,502 --> 00:02:22,202 - You don't need to be rude. 62 00:02:22,302 --> 00:02:24,002 You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar you know. 63 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,403 - I'm not trying to catch flies. 64 00:02:25,503 --> 00:02:26,843 I'm trying to save a patients life, 65 00:02:26,943 --> 00:02:28,163 but maybe we should stop here and have a chat 66 00:02:28,263 --> 00:02:30,043 about manners instead while this man dies. 67 00:02:30,143 --> 00:02:31,643 - Sick burn. 68 00:02:31,743 --> 00:02:33,743 - Jump back, jump back to me. 69 00:02:34,303 --> 00:02:36,804 He's loosing blood, we need to transfuse. 70 00:02:36,904 --> 00:02:37,924 - Woooooo. 71 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,804 Hey Phil, that's a nice bag 72 00:02:39,904 --> 00:02:41,204 of blood you got there, you know. 73 00:02:41,304 --> 00:02:42,024 Proper red and that, bloody. 74 00:02:42,104 --> 00:02:44,484 - What are you, a vampire? (Maleek snarling) 75 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:46,964 - Nah, my man it's Blackula, you get me? 76 00:02:47,064 --> 00:02:49,345 Aye Wendy, look at us riffing, we're riffing. 77 00:02:50,425 --> 00:02:51,165 You hearing this? 78 00:02:51,265 --> 00:02:53,125 - I didn't hear any pleases or thank yous. 79 00:02:53,225 --> 00:02:54,085 - Aw I'm sorry. 80 00:02:54,185 --> 00:02:56,685 Thank you so much for doing your job to the expected level. 81 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,486 - Aye, hand on heart Phillip. 82 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:00,246 I love the way you cuss out Wendy. 83 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,766 I just love it. 84 00:03:01,866 --> 00:03:04,426 (upbeat music) 85 00:03:06,306 --> 00:03:08,686 - Okay Kareshma, lucky day. 86 00:03:08,786 --> 00:03:10,207 We need a new paramedic. 87 00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:12,307 Jess was assaulted last week 88 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,207 and you'll take his place with Gary. 89 00:03:15,307 --> 00:03:17,307 - Who's Gary? 90 00:03:18,307 --> 00:03:20,447 - Nice to meet you Kareshma. 91 00:03:20,547 --> 00:03:22,548 - Sorry, were you there the whole time? 92 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:26,528 - I guess I blend in with the furniture. 93 00:03:26,628 --> 00:03:28,208 I've been here twenty years. 94 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,048 Seen a lot of fresh faces like you come and go. 95 00:03:31,148 --> 00:03:33,149 Put them through hell, ask Jo. 96 00:03:35,269 --> 00:03:37,009 No, no, not really. 97 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,569 I try and keep the training fun. 98 00:03:38,669 --> 00:03:40,409 - Oh I can skip all that, I'm self taught. 99 00:03:40,509 --> 00:03:43,010 - We all have something to learn, Kareshma. 100 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:43,850 Even me. 101 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:44,890 - If you're looking for feedback, 102 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:46,810 I can put some down in writing. 103 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:49,410 - That depends if you want to get knocked on your arse. 104 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,970 - Okay, I think we should get out of Jo's hair. 105 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,971 - Thank you. 106 00:03:54,071 --> 00:03:56,071 No need to thank me. 107 00:03:57,191 --> 00:03:59,231 No need to thank me, Kareshma. 108 00:04:00,191 --> 00:04:02,931 (ambulance sirens blaring) 109 00:04:03,031 --> 00:04:05,272 - I need you to squeeze the aorta. 110 00:04:06,152 --> 00:04:08,172 - Who me? 111 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:10,272 Okay...umm 112 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,092 What do I do? 113 00:04:13,192 --> 00:04:15,212 - Put your hand in, lift the heart. 114 00:04:15,312 --> 00:04:16,893 Don't let go until I tell you. 115 00:04:16,993 --> 00:04:18,993 - Don't let go. 116 00:04:21,953 --> 00:04:24,553 - If you move an inch, this man is dead. 117 00:04:32,914 --> 00:04:34,174 Stem them bleed, for now. 118 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,334 - Great job. 119 00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:37,294 - Can I, can I let go? 120 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:38,174 - Yeah. 121 00:04:38,274 --> 00:04:40,435 - Go, go, go, go, come on! 122 00:04:42,755 --> 00:04:43,655 All right. 123 00:04:43,755 --> 00:04:45,095 - What are you doing? 124 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:45,975 - What are you doing? 125 00:04:46,075 --> 00:04:48,135 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably. 126 00:04:48,235 --> 00:04:48,975 I'll take the ambo. 127 00:04:49,075 --> 00:04:50,576 I'll meet you there, yeah. 128 00:04:50,676 --> 00:04:52,676 Godspeed rude boy. 129 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:57,156 (helicopter blades whirling) 130 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:02,377 - This must be how Beyonce feels. (squeals) 131 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:06,857 (upbeat music) (siren wailing) 132 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:09,297 - Hey. (motorcycle starts) 133 00:05:09,397 --> 00:05:11,337 - Hi. (motorcycle stops) 134 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,618 - What's up? - Yeah...Uh 135 00:05:13,718 --> 00:05:14,898 - Yeah no I was just thinking 136 00:05:14,998 --> 00:05:17,818 god its bloody sad news about Jess. 137 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:18,618 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 138 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,818 - Yeah, just heard he lost an eye. 139 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:21,738 - Or might lose an eye. 140 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:22,578 - He might lose an eye. 141 00:05:22,678 --> 00:05:24,339 We're thinking of certainly 142 00:05:24,439 --> 00:05:26,619 - coming together and maybe getting him something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah 143 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:28,499 - Nice, nice. 144 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:29,539 What telescope? 145 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:31,639 - Yeah. - No. 146 00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:34,059 - I mean, it's just, it's scary - Too soon. Yeah 147 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:34,920 to think just what's out there. 148 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,180 - Yeah, sure. 149 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:40,340 I mean you're out there on your own, aren't you? Yeah...scared. 150 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,900 I mean, if you are scared, I could find you a partner. 151 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,980 I could. 152 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:45,901 - You could. 153 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:46,741 - I could. 154 00:05:46,841 --> 00:05:47,581 - You could. 155 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,421 - Yeah, I could be your partner. 156 00:05:49,521 --> 00:05:50,261 I hadn't thought 157 00:05:50,361 --> 00:05:52,341 of that Lawrence but no problem. 158 00:05:52,441 --> 00:05:54,541 - I don't actually want a partner 159 00:05:54,641 --> 00:05:56,021 because thanks for the offer. 160 00:05:56,121 --> 00:05:57,902 - You offered. - Umm but I'm uh... 161 00:05:58,002 --> 00:05:58,822 - I'm actually fine. 162 00:05:58,922 --> 00:05:59,902 - Yeah, me too. 163 00:06:00,002 --> 00:06:02,622 - Just uh, on my own at the moment. The headspace. 164 00:06:02,722 --> 00:06:04,722 - I was joking, - Ah, right. Okay. 165 00:06:05,042 --> 00:06:06,202 because I can't be your partner, I'm your boss. 166 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,283 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, okay. Got ya. 167 00:06:10,363 --> 00:06:12,303 - Can we do this later because. 168 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:13,263 - This? 169 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:14,103 - Yeah. - Okay yeah, sure. 170 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:15,823 - You're not paid to chat. 171 00:06:15,923 --> 00:06:16,703 I'm very busy. 172 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:18,303 - If it's all right with you. - Alright, well... 173 00:06:18,403 --> 00:06:20,404 Let's let's get going, yeah. - You stopped me. 174 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,564 (motorcycle revving) 175 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:28,584 - Yo, did you see when I had the heart into my hand? 176 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:30,305 That's like (heart beating) 177 00:06:30,405 --> 00:06:32,665 Then the helicopter just blew 178 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:33,765 through (helicopter blades whirling) 179 00:06:33,845 --> 00:06:36,465 - Yes, I know. I was there. 180 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:38,465 Have you thought about air ambulance, Maleek? 181 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,825 - Nope. 182 00:06:39,925 --> 00:06:40,705 I'm not on it. 183 00:06:40,805 --> 00:06:43,746 I am powered by these streets. 184 00:06:43,846 --> 00:06:46,266 - Well, I'm sure the streets wouldn't miss you that much. 185 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:49,766 Besides they've got me, Wicked Wendy. 186 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,627 - Big man, we're going to put that 187 00:06:52,727 --> 00:06:56,287 in a list of things that you never say nor do again. 188 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:58,907 The thing that people don't understand is 189 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,947 it's a close shop. 190 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,667 It's all about who you know. 191 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,548 - Well now you know Phil. 192 00:07:04,648 --> 00:07:07,468 After all he said great job to you. 193 00:07:07,568 --> 00:07:09,028 Even though we were all part of it. 194 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,308 - Look, I'm not on it innit. 195 00:07:11,408 --> 00:07:13,708 - You just don't believe in yourself. 196 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,309 - Would someone who don't believe 197 00:07:15,409 --> 00:07:17,949 in themself have themself as their own screensaver. 198 00:07:18,049 --> 00:07:22,509 - All I'm saying is I thought I couldn't leave my marriage. 199 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,389 I knew there was more out there, but I just didn't believe. 200 00:07:25,489 --> 00:07:27,470 Now look at me. 201 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,590 I'm free, I'm single. 202 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:32,350 I'm eating Thai sweet chilli crisps. 203 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:34,790 - You eat crisps like you aint got no teeth. 204 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,590 - I like to suck the flavour. 205 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,071 - Just crunch, bruv, bite it. 206 00:07:39,171 --> 00:07:44,171 (ambulance siren wailing) (upbeat music) 207 00:07:45,371 --> 00:07:48,492 - He's gonna live. (Maleek cheering) 208 00:07:56,092 --> 00:07:57,392 - Nice work. 209 00:07:57,492 --> 00:08:00,413 - Big Philly you did that, you did it. (Chuckles) 210 00:08:02,973 --> 00:08:03,873 Where you going there, blood? 211 00:08:03,973 --> 00:08:06,713 Smell nice under that turtleneck still. 212 00:08:06,813 --> 00:08:07,913 - Just used some antibac. 213 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:10,153 - Oh, the good shit. (Grunts) 214 00:08:10,253 --> 00:08:10,954 - Phil. 215 00:08:11,054 --> 00:08:13,074 - Ask him. 216 00:08:13,174 --> 00:08:14,834 - Phil. 217 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:19,994 Sorry, yo look, can I, I just was seeing 218 00:08:20,094 --> 00:08:25,035 if maybe I could pick your brain about your job. 219 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:26,675 - You asking me how on a date, Maleek? 220 00:08:26,775 --> 00:08:28,155 - What, no. 221 00:08:28,255 --> 00:08:28,995 Do you know what? 222 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:29,955 I'm just gonna forget about- - Ugh! 223 00:08:30,055 --> 00:08:33,476 - Shit, sorry, sorry about that, I'm gonna go. 224 00:08:33,576 --> 00:08:35,036 - I'm joking, let's do it. 225 00:08:35,136 --> 00:08:37,636 Tomorrow why don't you come to HQ and do a trial shift? 226 00:08:37,736 --> 00:08:40,436 You can talk the talk, let's see if you can fly the fly. 227 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,556 - I can fly the fly. 228 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,437 Trial shift, cool, cool. 229 00:08:44,537 --> 00:08:46,077 - You should both come. 230 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,637 Think you can hack it? 231 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:48,797 - Oh, I'm not sure my little brain 232 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:51,277 could cope with the important job that you do. 233 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:52,117 - Fair point. 234 00:08:52,217 --> 00:08:54,197 - Fair point, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bounce 235 00:08:54,297 --> 00:08:55,798 because I've got a big day. 236 00:08:55,898 --> 00:08:58,238 A big day in a de sky's. 237 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,178 (Maleek cheering) 238 00:09:05,538 --> 00:09:06,999 (bag crumpling) (crisp crunching) 239 00:09:07,099 --> 00:09:09,599 - Has anybody ever told you you're a very rude man? 240 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:11,799 - Yeah, I get it a lot. 241 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:15,799 - Have you considered being less of a...arrogant bastard? 242 00:09:15,899 --> 00:09:18,240 - If I'm rude on the job it's because I have standards. 243 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,720 If someone as important as me drop standards, people die. 244 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,360 But hands up. 245 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,460 I'm sorry if I was harsh earlier. 246 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,881 - You got very big hands, Phil. 247 00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:31,581 (upbeat music) 248 00:09:42,422 --> 00:09:43,642 (knocking on door) 249 00:09:43,742 --> 00:09:44,562 - Yo Jo! 250 00:09:44,662 --> 00:09:46,242 Heard you wanted to see me, boss. 251 00:09:46,342 --> 00:09:50,322 - Yeah, heard you got a trial shift with air ambulance and 252 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:52,603 - Look, before you say anything 253 00:09:52,703 --> 00:09:55,083 you don't have to beg me to stay. 254 00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:57,963 I'm going to be a big loss, I know, I know. 255 00:09:58,063 --> 00:10:00,403 You're probably going to shed two tears and all that. 256 00:10:00,503 --> 00:10:02,964 But look, I won't forget you. 257 00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:05,064 I won't forget where I started. 258 00:10:06,144 --> 00:10:06,964 - That's a good one. 259 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:10,604 No, I wanted to strongly warn you against it. 260 00:10:10,704 --> 00:10:11,804 I don't want to see your dreams crushed. 261 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,185 They only take the best. 262 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:17,265 - Jo, look. 263 00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:20,925 I am not going to let this opportunity fly by. 264 00:10:21,025 --> 00:10:23,805 All right, bird gang. 265 00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:25,766 (imitating pigeon cooing) 266 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:27,966 - Great news about the trial shift. 267 00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,926 - We're rooting for 'ya. - Yeah bro. 268 00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:32,486 - You lot are are hurting right now, innit? 269 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:33,326 Jealous! 270 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:34,646 - We actually got offered the air ambulance. 271 00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:37,567 - But they only had the one spot. 272 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,487 Can't lose my left arm! 273 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:41,587 - [Darrell] He's my heartbeat. 274 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:45,147 - You lot are proper jarring, bruv. 275 00:10:46,748 --> 00:10:48,688 - It's the pressure, don't worry, it's not you. 276 00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:51,388 (upbeat music) 277 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,009 - Oh, have you dressed up for Phil later? 278 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:01,209 Aww...That's cute. 279 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:02,929 - That's not for you, it's not cute. 280 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,689 It's professional. 281 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,089 Tinder again? 282 00:11:06,189 --> 00:11:07,409 You proper wanna get chopped up 283 00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:08,329 and putting a spliff innit? 284 00:11:08,429 --> 00:11:11,010 - It's not Tinder, it's Phil. 285 00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,930 He's been texting me all morning. 286 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,090 - What, and you didn't think to mention this? 287 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,410 Have you hollered at him back? 288 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,690 - No, I'm spooking him. 289 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:19,651 - What? 290 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,251 - I read about it online. 291 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:22,411 - It's called ghosting. 292 00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:24,331 - Oh yeah, ghosting. 293 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:25,611 - And the only way you can do 294 00:11:25,711 --> 00:11:28,411 that is if you've got sex with someone, so. 295 00:11:28,511 --> 00:11:29,771 - So? 296 00:11:29,871 --> 00:11:32,632 (ghostly booing) 297 00:11:33,672 --> 00:11:35,332 - Wait, Wendy, what you? 298 00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:36,932 - I had sex with Phil last night. 299 00:11:37,032 --> 00:11:38,932 - Oh no man. 300 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,032 Not allowed man. 301 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:42,973 - I did allow it. 302 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:46,213 (Maleek gagging) 303 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,093 - That's disgust. 304 00:11:48,193 --> 00:11:49,613 Oh, you don't sleep 305 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,813 with someone in the same friendship group. 306 00:11:51,913 --> 00:11:53,294 What if it doesn't work out now? 307 00:11:53,394 --> 00:11:54,614 And I want to go to the countryside? 308 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,054 Who am I going to shoot goose with? 309 00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:59,374 That was my white friend to shoot goose. 310 00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:02,074 (upbeat music) 311 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,275 - Lozza. - Hi. 312 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:11,695 - I've been thinking about what you said 313 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,975 about being shit scared out on the streets. - Um, didn't say that. 314 00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:16,616 I was thinking I could show you a few moves. 315 00:12:16,716 --> 00:12:18,616 Yeah, nothing heavy just spar a bit. 316 00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,856 Then go for a drink or whatever. 317 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:23,736 Unless I've knocked you clean out of course. 318 00:12:23,836 --> 00:12:25,296 - Well, sounds good. 319 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,777 Although I should warn you I do study kickboxing. 320 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,217 Got into it after Karen died. 321 00:12:29,317 --> 00:12:31,817 As a way to process the grief, you know 322 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,937 and I ended up getting really into it 323 00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:35,697 and strangely quite high up the belt ladder. 324 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,218 So just to let you know what you're dealing with. 325 00:12:38,318 --> 00:12:40,318 You step into my dojo sort of thing. 326 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,258 Yeah, Karen was a real fighter of course. 327 00:12:43,358 --> 00:12:45,138 I mean she fought tooth and nail, you know 328 00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:47,498 especially towards the end, that was Karen I mean. 329 00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:48,859 Ow! 330 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,959 Fuck! 331 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,019 - Didn't block that did you? 332 00:12:54,119 --> 00:12:55,619 - Right, yeah, what was? 333 00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:59,059 - Nipple cripple. - Right, yeah, what. 334 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,460 - Got to raise your game. 335 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,340 - What's the matter with you? 336 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,740 - Scissor block, crotch block. 337 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,840 Too hard? 338 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,780 Wanna do me? 339 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,940 (upbeat music) 340 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,041 - Yo, phil. 341 00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:14,941 How are you man? 342 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,781 Clear sky's today, no turbulence. 343 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:18,181 I can't even see you up there bruv. 344 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,781 - I just wanted to know if Wendy's coming along later. 345 00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:22,882 - Wendy is she coming? Ummm... 346 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,182 Nah, Wendy's, Wendy's at a funeral. 347 00:13:26,282 --> 00:13:27,902 - Oh no, I hope she's okay. 348 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,262 - Yeah, sad times man. 349 00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:30,262 - Why don't we postpone? 350 00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:31,102 - What, no, no, no. 351 00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:31,982 We don't need to postpone. 352 00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:35,903 No, look Wendy's booked up with a bag of funerals. 353 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,023 You know one of those families 354 00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:39,303 that's just always dying. 355 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,103 - Fine, okay, well maybe we'll leave it. 356 00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:43,543 - No, no, no. Don't be silly, man. 357 00:13:43,643 --> 00:13:44,463 Look, do you know what Phil? 358 00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:46,104 I'll get Wendy there. 359 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,364 Yeah, fuck it, person's already dead innit. 360 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:51,604 All right, son, bye! 361 00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:55,024 - I don't want him to get the wrong idea. 362 00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:57,185 It'd be awkward if I see him again. 363 00:13:57,285 --> 00:14:01,585 - Why? Phil's into weird shit innit? 364 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:04,865 - No, I wish, it was just very ordinary. 365 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,105 He's got tight hamstrings 366 00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:07,586 and had to stretch halfway through. 367 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:10,866 I didn't even finish because he had to be up early. 368 00:14:10,966 --> 00:14:12,386 His hands aren't even that big. 369 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:15,786 - Fine, just look, please, please? 370 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:18,747 We're supposed to be partners, partners fam. 371 00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:21,647 - Fine, but only because you are begging me. - (Chuckles) 372 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:25,587 Listen brother, I am not begging you. 373 00:14:25,687 --> 00:14:27,827 - Begging me. - No I'm not. 374 00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:29,068 - Beg, beg, beg, beg. - I am not begging. 375 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,168 Dick head, begging. 376 00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:32,828 Bad man don't beg. 377 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:33,628 You ain't finished, 378 00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,728 there's bare blood here, blood. 379 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,108 - [Dispatcher] Four four eight hotel uniform 380 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,729 we've got seventies female, infected leg wound. 381 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:46,949 - So we've wrapped the ankle from here to here. 382 00:14:47,049 --> 00:14:49,109 Keeping up so far? 383 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:51,430 Don't be scared to ask questions. 384 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,630 - Oh, I do have a question actually, Gary. 385 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,730 Why the fuck is this taking so long? 386 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:01,910 - Right, well, here come the fireworks. 387 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:05,471 I make a pleat with my thumb 388 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:10,191 and then I like to tie it off in a little fish tail. 389 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,431 It's sort of my signature. 390 00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:15,592 The nurse's at ANE spot it a mile off. 391 00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:17,692 That's a Gary that is. 392 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,832 Up, let's see what you've learned. 393 00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:24,232 - I would have been quicker to amputate it. 394 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,893 (upbeat music) 395 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:34,433 (helicopter blades whirling) 396 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,194 - Are you all right? 397 00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:38,034 Your ears are sweating. 398 00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:39,554 I've never seen that before. 399 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,654 - I'm fine, I'm fine. 400 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,834 It's an allergic reaction to the turtleneck. 401 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:49,915 - Okay Mr Stress Stress, you need to believe in yourself. 402 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,955 Repeat after me, I believe I can fly. 403 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,435 - I'm not saying that. 404 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:56,315 - Because you're scared of failing. 405 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,995 - No, because R. Kelly's a sex offender. 406 00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:01,236 - Just say it, I believe I can fly. 407 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,196 - I believe I can fly. 408 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,636 - I believe I can fly. 409 00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,396 - This is so stupid. - Come on, its not stupid. 410 00:16:06,496 --> 00:16:08,316 - I believe I can fly. - I can't hear you! 411 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,557 - I believe I can fly! 412 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,877 - I believe I can fly! - I believe I can fly! 413 00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:13,637 - What a warning. 414 00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:16,137 Don't sing that song up here, it's problematic. 415 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,618 - Aye aye Lawrence. 416 00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:27,758 What are the chances? 417 00:16:27,858 --> 00:16:31,458 - Uh well it's-- it's ANE so... pretty high. 418 00:16:33,939 --> 00:16:36,079 - Really sorry about earlier with the umm... 419 00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,179 - Yeah. - The... yeah. 420 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:41,399 - It's okay, just umm, don't try it again. 421 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,500 Or I'll have to take you down. (laughs) 422 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,160 - Kickboxing, yeah. 423 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,720 - That's right. - What belt you say you're on? 424 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,820 Pink, pink. 425 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,001 Go on then. - Go on then what? 426 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,721 - Show us some moves. 427 00:16:56,821 --> 00:16:58,241 - What here? - Yeah. 428 00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:01,001 (ambulance siren blaring) - Umm... 429 00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:03,941 - All right. Uh, right. 430 00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:13,522 (Sighs) - That it? 431 00:17:13,622 --> 00:17:15,082 - Cocky, think you can match it? 432 00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:17,723 - Not my style, mate, more of a classic grappler. 433 00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:20,923 - Buy you a pint? - Yeah, okay, line up. 434 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,023 - Here you are. - Okay. 435 00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,544 - You ready? 436 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:40,165 (Jo thudding) (Jo crying) 437 00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:41,365 - Shit, you all right? 438 00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:42,365 Receiving give me a minute. 439 00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,465 - No, no, I'm fine. 440 00:17:45,545 --> 00:17:48,085 Its just, just a graze. 441 00:17:48,185 --> 00:17:50,186 - There's some, your heads bleeding. 442 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,086 - That's old blood 443 00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,086 We're in ANE dummy, makes sense. 444 00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:58,766 - Yeah but, you fell really hard, you sure? 445 00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:00,866 - Yeah, I'm fine. 446 00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:03,907 - Jog on you melt. 447 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:07,787 - On route ETA two minutes. 448 00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:10,107 - Later losses you owe me a pint. 449 00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:15,628 (motorcycle revving) 450 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:23,689 Okay, blunt trauma to the back of the skull. 451 00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:25,789 High chance of concussion. 452 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:27,609 Losing consciousness. 453 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,249 Three, two, one, good luck lads. 454 00:18:30,349 --> 00:18:33,369 (boisterous music) 455 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,470 - Great night last night. - Yeah. 456 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,530 A real one off special night. 457 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,630 - [Maleek] Philly. 458 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,230 You went mad high. 459 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,171 - Let me show you something, just up here. 460 00:18:47,271 --> 00:18:48,051 - Yo, yo, yo, do you know what. 461 00:18:48,151 --> 00:18:50,091 It's cool you know, bruv. 462 00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:51,011 We can just, 463 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:52,491 we can just chat about it over there in the middle. 464 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:53,891 On the H. 465 00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:55,371 - Wow! 466 00:18:55,471 --> 00:18:58,092 The people look like ants. 467 00:18:58,192 --> 00:19:00,232 - Yeah, like insignificant grubs. 468 00:19:01,112 --> 00:19:03,412 And up here, you feel like a mighty eagle. 469 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,132 - It's a good job you're so humble 470 00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,172 or it might go to your head. 471 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,013 - Woo, woo. 472 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,973 I've never seen anything like it, bruv. 473 00:19:11,073 --> 00:19:13,753 - Maleek, you're not even looking. 474 00:19:23,674 --> 00:19:25,894 - Woo! Aahh!! This is, that is high. 475 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:27,534 That is high bruv. 476 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,334 - Got any questions about the gig, Maleek? 477 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,815 Hit me while I stretch the hammies. 478 00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:33,475 - Yes, let's get my notes. 479 00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:36,635 Ah! Sake I had them written down. 480 00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:40,115 It's gone. 481 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:44,696 Okay, what is it that made the air? 482 00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:45,976 What is air? 483 00:19:46,076 --> 00:19:48,076 Okay, no, because I suppose if. (Breathing heavy) 484 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,376 That wind. 485 00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:53,597 If you flew the propeller, you'd have a theme song? 486 00:19:54,557 --> 00:19:55,417 - You all right, Maleek? 487 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:56,377 - Yes, fine. 488 00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:57,777 (siren wailing) 489 00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,877 - This is us, let's go. - What? Um... (imitates walkie talkie sound) 490 00:20:04,718 --> 00:20:06,338 It's an emergency? 491 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,818 You want me to come downstairs? 492 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:08,658 Now? 493 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:09,738 Emergency, emergency. 494 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:10,578 - What are you doing? 495 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:11,578 - I'm going downstairs. 496 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,179 - You have a dream, you're here now, you can do this. 497 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:16,819 - Its too high, its too high. 498 00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:18,099 - Come on! 499 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:20,019 - Okay! 500 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,119 Come on, Maleek. 501 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:24,579 - Come on, Maleek! 502 00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:27,040 - Come on now, lets eat sky! 503 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,140 - All right, all right, all right, I can do it. 504 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,900 - [Wendy] Get in! 505 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,460 - I can do it, I can do it, I can do it! 506 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,101 I can't do this, I can't do it! 507 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:38,621 - What are you doing? 508 00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,661 Maleek, get back! 509 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,761 Maleek! 510 00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:47,901 - I'll stay here, I'll look after the stuff. 511 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,562 (upbeat music) 512 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,342 Oh thank you, god. 513 00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:57,022 Thank you god for, for keeping me on the ground. 514 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,723 (upbeat music) 515 00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:08,523 (siren wailing) 516 00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:12,504 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my girl, what are you doing? 517 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,824 - Sorry, Maleek. 518 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,384 I gave your locker to Kareshma. 519 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,464 I didn't know if you were coming back. 520 00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:19,064 I thought you were leaving us. 521 00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:21,625 - You can have my low down locker, right over there. 522 00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:25,185 - Oh yeah that might help with the vertigo. (Laughs) 523 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,285 - With the vertigo. Ah! - Ooh 524 00:21:29,565 --> 00:21:31,565 - Ah! God's sake. 525 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,146 - If it makes you feel any better, 526 00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:39,246 it wasn't that great up there. 527 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:42,206 Once the euphoria wears off. 528 00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:47,507 - (Scoffs) Look I wouldn't want it anyway, yeah? 529 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,147 Man's needed on these streets. 530 00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:51,627 I'm a foot soldier. 531 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,627 Working in the air, working in the air is hiding. 532 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,828 It's basically hiding, what am I hiding for? 533 00:21:56,928 --> 00:21:59,348 Anyway, did you get with fly boy again? 534 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:03,148 - No, catfished him once and for all. 535 00:22:03,248 --> 00:22:05,248 Meow, glob glob. 536 00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:08,189 - You don't know what catfishing is do you? 537 00:22:08,289 --> 00:22:10,289 - No. - Grow up. 538 00:22:10,609 --> 00:22:12,109 (upbeat music) 539 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:15,389 - Anthony, maybe you would like to be a paramedic 540 00:22:15,489 --> 00:22:16,549 like Maleek when you're older. 541 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:18,230 - This guy looks like some green pedo. 542 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:19,830 - Who thinks no one should play Jenga? 543 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,750 I do! 544 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,470 - We can look after Anthony. 545 00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:25,670 When you're in with the kid, you're in with the mum. 546 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:26,670 - What are you doing? 547 00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:28,231 Coming to my house! 548 00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,031 - I think we really traumatised him. 549 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:33,231 (man screaming) 550 00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:35,891 (upbeat music) 551 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,312 ♪ I feel so blue without you girl ♪ 552 00:22:41,412 --> 00:22:44,432 ♪ I need your love ♪ 553 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:49,432 ♪ That's why I'm down, you been around now ♪ 554 00:22:49,532 --> 00:22:51,353 ♪ I need your love ♪ 555 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,073 ♪ I want you to stay, don't go away ♪ 556 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:58,093 ♪ I need your love ♪ 557 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:02,614 (man grunting) 558 00:23:05,214 --> 00:23:07,894 (gentle music)