1 00:00:00,841 --> 00:00:02,901 - [Jo] 402 X-ray Yankee, 2 00:00:03,001 --> 00:00:04,821 unconscious male been dragged from the river. 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:05,681 - Come on. (lightning cracking) 4 00:00:05,761 --> 00:00:07,581 Come on, mate, stay with me. 5 00:00:07,681 --> 00:00:08,901 (thunder rumbling) (rain pouring) 6 00:00:09,001 --> 00:00:12,421 27, 28, 29, 30. 7 00:00:12,521 --> 00:00:13,660 No rhythm, keep going. 8 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,740 - Kevin, you ready for the defib? 9 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,220 I'm locked and loaded. - Not now, Maleek, okay. 10 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,500 - Just let me know, I will stop this, brother. 11 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,540 - 17, 18, 19. - We're at three minutes, Kev. 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,380 - 21, 22- - Just let me bring 13 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,460 the man back from the dead, we got this. 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,019 - 24, 25, 26. (man gasping) 15 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:31,299 Okay, we've got a pulse. - Yes! 16 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:34,419 You see, you lot thought my man was gone, 17 00:00:34,519 --> 00:00:35,979 you didn't know that me and my team 18 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,579 would bring him back from the dead! 19 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:39,619 Kevin, spud me, fam. 20 00:00:39,719 --> 00:00:40,419 (man gasping) 21 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:41,418 (electricity jolting) - Argh! 22 00:00:41,518 --> 00:00:42,298 (Kevin thudding to ground) 23 00:00:42,398 --> 00:00:44,138 Oh! (defrib crackling) 24 00:00:44,238 --> 00:00:45,218 - Shit. 25 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:47,378 (electricity crackling) (Kevin groaning) 26 00:00:47,478 --> 00:00:48,698 You alright, blood? 27 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:49,778 (mellow upbeat music) 28 00:00:49,878 --> 00:00:54,018 ♪ Ooh ♪ 29 00:00:54,118 --> 00:00:57,337 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 30 00:00:57,437 --> 00:00:58,977 ♪ Yeah ♪ 31 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:02,337 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 32 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,777 ♪ Yeah ♪ 33 00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:06,797 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:09,356 --> 00:01:10,416 - Yo, yo! 35 00:01:10,516 --> 00:01:11,976 ♪ I need to talk to you ♪ 36 00:01:12,076 --> 00:01:15,176 (laughs) Look, yeah, so I've been thinking, 37 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:18,776 seeing as Kevin has gone on a sabbatical and whatnot, 38 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:22,975 I just don't feel like anyone can replace what we had. 39 00:01:23,075 --> 00:01:26,355 So I think I'm gonna work alone from now. 40 00:01:28,115 --> 00:01:28,855 Yeah? 41 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,735 - Maleek, I understand you're hurt that Kevin left, 42 00:01:31,835 --> 00:01:33,295 after you hospitalised him. 43 00:01:33,395 --> 00:01:35,095 - No, he didn't leave 'cause of that. 44 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,414 He gave me bare other reasons. 45 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,574 - Yeah, your personality, your attitude, no? 46 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:41,774 - No, it wasn't none of that, he's having a midlife crisis. 47 00:01:41,874 --> 00:01:44,134 He's gone to Thailand to find himself, 48 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,854 until he can come back to the war zone. 49 00:01:45,954 --> 00:01:46,694 - Okay, okay. 50 00:01:46,794 --> 00:01:51,553 So you plan to work in an ambulance 51 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:53,973 on your own? - Yeah. 52 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:56,173 - How are you gonna carry a stretcher? 53 00:01:56,273 --> 00:01:57,933 - Oh, babes, the guns. 54 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,373 - Ah, right, when you're in the back. 55 00:02:00,473 --> 00:02:01,453 - Yeah, okay. - With a patient. 56 00:02:01,553 --> 00:02:03,292 - Alright, I'm in the back. - Yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:04,652 - Don't close your eyes. 58 00:02:04,752 --> 00:02:06,752 - Who's driving, Maleek? 59 00:02:07,232 --> 00:02:08,652 - Ooh, okay. - Yeah. 60 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:11,092 - Yeah, that's, alright, watch your foot. 61 00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:13,192 Imagine, 62 00:02:14,232 --> 00:02:16,232 you still there with me, mate? 63 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,051 Ah, alright, yep. - He got it. 64 00:02:19,151 --> 00:02:21,611 Let me make this easy for you, Maleek, 65 00:02:21,711 --> 00:02:23,491 I have found you a new partner. 66 00:02:23,591 --> 00:02:25,891 (Maleek groans) She's just moved to the area, 67 00:02:25,991 --> 00:02:27,991 so be nice to her. 68 00:02:28,471 --> 00:02:31,090 - I got you, you want me to put this youth to the test. 69 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:33,250 See if they're with the gang? (laughs) 70 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:35,010 See if they ride or die, I get it. 71 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,050 Who else, who else? 72 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:38,270 - Let's just start with not frying her, ey? 73 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:41,010 Baby steps. 74 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:44,349 (melodic upbeat music) 75 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:47,009 - 451 Papa Kilo. 76 00:02:47,109 --> 00:02:51,049 451 Papa Kilo, Papa Kilo, Papa Kilo 451, Papa, Papa, Papa. 77 00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:52,529 - Ey up. - Uh, fucking hell! 78 00:02:52,629 --> 00:02:54,729 What you doing creeping up on me? 79 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:55,529 - Sorry. 80 00:02:55,629 --> 00:02:58,568 - What you doing, who are you? 81 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:00,768 - I'm Wendy, your new partner. 82 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:01,828 (Maleek disdainfully sucking air through teeth) 83 00:03:01,908 --> 00:03:03,728 You must be Maleek. - Look, no, 84 00:03:03,828 --> 00:03:06,608 first of all, my name is Maleek. 85 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:07,968 - Oh, sorry, did I pronounce it wrong? 86 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:10,488 - Yes, you've got to say it with bass. 87 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:11,527 - Maleek. 88 00:03:11,627 --> 00:03:13,167 - What? 89 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:14,687 Put some respect on my name, 90 00:03:14,787 --> 00:03:16,607 especially if you're gonna be my new apprentice. 91 00:03:16,707 --> 00:03:18,007 - Well, I'm your new partner. 92 00:03:18,107 --> 00:03:20,087 - Ha, I'll be the judge of that. 93 00:03:20,187 --> 00:03:22,207 Years, I rode with Kevin, he never ambushed me. 94 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:23,967 - Kevin, was that the poor lad you electrocuted? 95 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:27,246 - Electrocuted, I defibbed him, it's different. 96 00:03:27,346 --> 00:03:30,006 Where are you from anyway, "Emmerdale?" 97 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,286 - Close, Nottingham. 98 00:03:31,386 --> 00:03:35,566 - Nattimman, what, Nottimum, Nightingham, Nott. 99 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:40,645 Ah, I see why Jo put you under my watch, but listen, 100 00:03:40,745 --> 00:03:42,525 you are a long way from "Brookside" now, you know. 101 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:45,405 - Close your eyes and hold out your hands. 102 00:03:45,505 --> 00:03:47,505 - No, why the hell would I do that? 103 00:03:48,465 --> 00:03:50,845 - I baked you a cake, partner. 104 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:53,684 Sorry it's a bit rubbery, I just moved into my new flat 105 00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:55,084 and there's no oven, 106 00:03:55,184 --> 00:03:56,844 so I had to improvise with the microwave. 107 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,644 - Do you think that this is some bake, 108 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:00,524 coffee kind of morning? 109 00:04:00,624 --> 00:04:02,284 You need to be more like Kevin. 110 00:04:02,384 --> 00:04:04,324 He didn't come in here on his first day 111 00:04:04,424 --> 00:04:06,683 begging it with some dead out Mary Berry ting. 112 00:04:06,783 --> 00:04:07,923 - Alright, well, I'll just chuck it away. 113 00:04:08,023 --> 00:04:09,643 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill. 114 00:04:09,743 --> 00:04:11,763 I didn't say that, did I? Didn't say that. 115 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:13,843 Put the cake over there, put it over there. 116 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,083 (engine starting) (melodic upbeat music) 117 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:17,003 - Emergency, ambulance. (siren wailing) 118 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:18,383 Is the patient breathing? - He's struggling to breathe. 119 00:04:18,463 --> 00:04:20,322 - [Woman] Yeah, I don't think how much he drank. 120 00:04:20,422 --> 00:04:21,642 - [Woman] She actually can't talk, 121 00:04:21,742 --> 00:04:22,882 she's frothing at- - Is someone coming? 122 00:04:22,982 --> 00:04:25,602 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, proceed to Byron Estate. 123 00:04:25,702 --> 00:04:28,502 Known drug addict with arm injury, sounds rank. 124 00:04:29,742 --> 00:04:31,202 - Ah, fucking hell! 125 00:04:31,302 --> 00:04:32,921 - Look at the state of you. 126 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:36,241 What do you want to take all that crap for, you silly Billy. 127 00:04:36,341 --> 00:04:38,081 - 'Cause he's a crackhead. 128 00:04:38,181 --> 00:04:39,681 - He might have other interests. 129 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:41,561 What are you into, ducks? 130 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:43,561 - Well, yeah, just mostly crack. 131 00:04:43,661 --> 00:04:45,241 - Hm, I've never done it myself. 132 00:04:45,341 --> 00:04:47,200 Probably for the best really, 133 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,680 I get easily addicted to things. 134 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:53,000 Right now I'm into up-cycling, have you ever tried it? 135 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,280 - No, I mean, I guess I did, ow, 136 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,800 guess I did turn that Coke can into a crack pipe. 137 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,159 - Yeah, that's the basic idea. - Keep still, I'm glueing it. 138 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,239 - Oh, I can play the harmonica. 139 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:06,519 - A musician, see, everyone's got a talent 140 00:05:06,619 --> 00:05:08,239 and some of the best records 141 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:09,999 were made by druggies, weren't they? 142 00:05:10,099 --> 00:05:11,679 - Yeah, but then I had to sell it. 143 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,478 - Oh, no, what for? - Crack. 144 00:05:14,578 --> 00:05:17,278 - Well, it's never too late to start again. 145 00:05:17,378 --> 00:05:19,638 You can get a harmonica from a charity shop 146 00:05:19,738 --> 00:05:21,518 for like about 10 pounds. 147 00:05:21,618 --> 00:05:23,238 I'd give it a wash first though. 148 00:05:23,338 --> 00:05:25,558 - Oh, I've blown worse. (laughs) 149 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,918 Ah, ah, ah! - What? 150 00:05:27,018 --> 00:05:27,757 - Ow! 151 00:05:27,857 --> 00:05:30,557 - For fuck's sake, Wendy, this is your fault, man. 152 00:05:30,657 --> 00:05:31,397 Running out your mouth, 153 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,557 trying to start a jazz band in a crack den. 154 00:05:33,657 --> 00:05:36,877 (melodic upbeat music) 155 00:05:36,977 --> 00:05:39,357 - Alright, Lawrence, you wanger. 156 00:05:39,457 --> 00:05:40,217 - Hey, Jo. - Done something different 157 00:05:40,297 --> 00:05:42,796 with your barnet, looks decent. 158 00:05:42,896 --> 00:05:45,836 - Ah, yes, a little something I call helmet hair. 159 00:05:45,936 --> 00:05:47,636 - Hm. - Thank you very much. 160 00:05:47,736 --> 00:05:49,396 - It's alright, chill out. 161 00:05:49,496 --> 00:05:52,116 (background hospital bustling) 162 00:05:52,216 --> 00:05:54,356 Good weekend, what did you get up to? 163 00:05:54,456 --> 00:05:55,795 - Oh, I just went to the pub. 164 00:05:55,895 --> 00:05:57,475 - Wahey! - That's right. 165 00:05:57,575 --> 00:05:59,835 - Lads, lads, lads. - Hm, shots. 166 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:00,755 - Nice. - Yeah. 167 00:06:00,855 --> 00:06:03,075 Actually, actually on my own, but. 168 00:06:03,175 --> 00:06:03,915 - Oh. - Just a pint on my own 169 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:04,955 - On your own? 170 00:06:05,055 --> 00:06:07,055 - Hm. - Mate, 171 00:06:07,415 --> 00:06:08,794 next time, give me a shout. 172 00:06:08,894 --> 00:06:11,274 I will show you how to down a pint, yeah. 173 00:06:11,374 --> 00:06:12,794 - (laughs) I'm sure you'd drink me under the table? 174 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,474 - Yeah, lightweight? (laughs) 175 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,994 Yeah, or just do beer and burger, cinema, whatever. 176 00:06:17,094 --> 00:06:19,994 Anyway, you're the one drinking on your own, alcy. 177 00:06:20,094 --> 00:06:23,413 - (laughs) Yeah, it was Karen's birthday, would've been, 178 00:06:24,653 --> 00:06:26,973 so I just wanted to be alone with my thoughts. 179 00:06:28,893 --> 00:06:30,793 - Nice, yeah. (Lawrence clearing throat) 180 00:06:30,893 --> 00:06:32,753 (locker door closing) Yeah, not, not nice, but... 181 00:06:32,853 --> 00:06:35,792 (radio chattering) 182 00:06:35,892 --> 00:06:36,992 Quite nice. 183 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,792 (background hospital bustling) 184 00:06:38,892 --> 00:06:41,392 (melodic upbeat music) 185 00:06:41,492 --> 00:06:43,472 - Well, nice to meet you. 186 00:06:43,572 --> 00:06:45,572 - John. 187 00:06:45,892 --> 00:06:49,172 - John, here you go, for the harmonica. 188 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:52,871 - Oh, thanks very much, Wendy, cheers. 189 00:06:52,971 --> 00:06:53,791 - You mad? 190 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,591 - What? - Did I just hallucinate? 191 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,391 Did you give him money? 192 00:06:57,491 --> 00:06:58,231 - Yeah. 193 00:06:58,331 --> 00:06:59,711 - What do you think he's gonna do with it? 194 00:06:59,811 --> 00:07:01,391 - Gonna get a harmonica. 195 00:07:01,491 --> 00:07:03,030 I trust him. 196 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:06,070 - Look, maybe up north, it's all cool to do all that, 197 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:09,870 be all Mary Poppins with the pagans, but this is big LDN. 198 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:11,710 You need to have your guard up. 199 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,810 People round here are dangerous, man. 200 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,129 - Yo, Maleekster! 201 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:18,589 - Uh. 202 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:19,829 - Hey, fella, good to see you. 203 00:07:19,929 --> 00:07:21,829 You must be his new partner. - I'm Wendy. 204 00:07:21,929 --> 00:07:23,749 - Darryl. 205 00:07:23,849 --> 00:07:24,589 - Darrell. 206 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:26,389 - Doesn't that ever get confusing? 207 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,349 - Oh, my God!. - Yeah, 208 00:07:27,449 --> 00:07:30,249 people do get us mixed up, 'cause we're so similar. 209 00:07:31,288 --> 00:07:34,228 - Best way to remember, I'm the one with the beard. 210 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:38,828 - And I wear a hat, I'm just not wearing it now. 211 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:41,028 - Right, well, I'm having some drinks, 212 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,028 when we knock off if you're around. 213 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:44,507 - Oh yeah, it sounds great. 214 00:07:44,607 --> 00:07:45,407 - I'll stick you in the WhatsApp group. 215 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:48,027 - Maleek, you never said there was a WhatsApp group. 216 00:07:48,127 --> 00:07:49,947 - God, look, if there was a WhatsApp group 217 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:52,107 with all the paramedics on it, I'd know about it, 218 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:54,547 I'd probably be admin, now can we go? 219 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:56,907 - Oh, bye, guys. - Bye, Maleek! 220 00:07:57,007 --> 00:07:58,946 - Suck your mum. - He's always in a rush., 221 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,066 - He's such a busy guy. 222 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,106 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, we have a Cat1 on the Tremdor Estate, 223 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:05,786 40s, male, head injury. 224 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,666 - Yes, Tremdor, that's what I'm talking about. 225 00:08:08,766 --> 00:08:11,825 Finally show you, rookie, what the battlefield looks like. 226 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,705 Let's go! 227 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:15,425 - Yeehah! (laughing) (siren wailing in distance) 228 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,985 - Blood, what are you doing? When did this nonsense start? 229 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,945 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just so excited. 230 00:08:21,045 --> 00:08:23,145 - You don't jump on black people's backs. 231 00:08:23,245 --> 00:08:24,265 Get in the car, man. 232 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:26,264 - Just thought it was a bit of fun. 233 00:08:26,364 --> 00:08:29,104 - What the hell, is this what they do in Dorset? 234 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,704 - [Wendy] Nottingham actually. 235 00:08:30,804 --> 00:08:33,384 - [Maleek] You just jump on people's back willy willy, 236 00:08:33,484 --> 00:08:37,624 willy nilly? (melodic upbeat music) 237 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:40,503 (ambulance rumbling) 238 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,903 - I think a better use of me is helping people 239 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:46,663 with a good 30 to 40 years left. 240 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:48,463 Some of these older guys, 241 00:08:48,563 --> 00:08:51,323 it actually feels cruel to keep topping them up. 242 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:57,462 - Okay, Kareshma, so you want to move on from OAP transport? 243 00:08:57,562 --> 00:09:00,142 Where do you see yourself in six months? 244 00:09:00,242 --> 00:09:01,782 - In your seat. 245 00:09:01,882 --> 00:09:03,262 - Well, that's mental. 246 00:09:03,362 --> 00:09:06,341 You realise I'm planning to still be doing this then? 247 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,661 - You seem stressed, Jo. - What? 248 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:10,501 - Is the pressure getting to you? 249 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:13,501 - Kareshma, you are very keen, which is normally good, 250 00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:16,101 but I don't like you and I've no paramedic slots, 251 00:09:16,201 --> 00:09:18,601 so till someone leaves you're on the bunion bus. 252 00:09:19,481 --> 00:09:22,500 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 253 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,060 (phone dinging) 254 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,500 - Yo, can you put that on silent, it's proper jarring. 255 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,460 - It's the WhatsApp group, they weren't making it up. 256 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,700 - Obviously, yeah. 257 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,779 I just choose not to get involved in those things, 258 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:36,739 I like to keep a distance between my work and social life. 259 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:38,619 - Oh, so you're not going to the paramedics brunch 260 00:09:38,719 --> 00:09:40,179 on Sunday. - The what? 261 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:43,819 Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, it's not my style. 262 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:45,419 Sounds bare Caucasian. 263 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,578 - It's on the Paramedics of Colour group. 264 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:49,898 - How are you even on that? 265 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:52,378 Paramedics of Colour, puck! 266 00:09:52,478 --> 00:09:54,498 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 267 00:09:54,598 --> 00:09:55,898 - You know what, to be honest, 268 00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:58,538 I'm so happy I get to do this with you, you know. 269 00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:00,298 I don't actually tell you enough. 270 00:10:00,398 --> 00:10:04,017 - I mean, I feel like you tell me heaps, 271 00:10:04,117 --> 00:10:05,337 but I still wanna hear it more. 272 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:06,537 - Do you know what's funny. 273 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,137 you see when you get out of the car, yeah? 274 00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:09,897 I like to try to open it in unison. 275 00:10:09,997 --> 00:10:11,057 - Yeah. - Have you been doing that? 276 00:10:11,157 --> 00:10:12,897 - I actually even do sometimes try and blink 277 00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:14,996 at the same time as you. - Go on then. 278 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,056 (both laughing) 279 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:21,376 Although I hate blinking, 'cause it means I can't see you. 280 00:10:21,476 --> 00:10:23,136 - Yeah. - Even for a tiny, 281 00:10:23,236 --> 00:10:24,856 split millisecond. 282 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:26,176 (melodic upbeat music) 283 00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:28,375 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 284 00:10:28,475 --> 00:10:31,155 (siren wailing) 285 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,975 - Right, I'm going in, you stay in the car. 286 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:39,015 - What? I have to come with you. 287 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,735 - You just gave a crackhead 10 pounds, 288 00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:41,874 God knows what you're gonna do out here. 289 00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:45,574 This is next level, war zone, stay in the whip! 290 00:10:45,674 --> 00:10:47,054 - What? 291 00:10:47,154 --> 00:10:48,654 - [Jo] Patient is coughing blood. 292 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:49,494 - On scene now. 293 00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:51,534 - [Jo] Patient is on the 16th floor. 294 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,694 Oh, and the lifts are out of order, bad luck. 295 00:10:53,794 --> 00:10:57,173 - You're joking. (dog barking) 296 00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:59,273 What would Kevin do? 297 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:03,673 (melodic upbeat music) 298 00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:10,372 (Maleek breathing heavily) 299 00:11:10,472 --> 00:11:11,732 - Wendy to Maleek. 300 00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:13,852 Do you want backup? 301 00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:15,952 - No, stay where you are, over. 302 00:11:19,352 --> 00:11:21,172 - John! 303 00:11:21,272 --> 00:11:22,132 Hello, love. 304 00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:23,931 - Oh, alright. - You got one. 305 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,851 - Oh, yeah, it was 8.50 from Oxfam. 306 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,171 I've got your change. - Oh, 307 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,891 I knew you were a good egg. 308 00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:30,731 - Yeah. 309 00:11:30,831 --> 00:11:32,971 - Well, go on then, give us a tune. 310 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:35,071 - No, no, alright. 311 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:40,750 (unmelodious harmonica music) 312 00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,089 - Alright, alright, 313 00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:54,489 save something for "Britain's Got Talent." 314 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,589 - Alright. 315 00:11:57,429 --> 00:12:00,169 (melodic upbeat music) - This is a joke. 316 00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:03,328 - [Jo] 451 Papa Kilo, patient has stopped breathing, over. 317 00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:05,568 - (coughing) Yeah, me too. 318 00:12:05,668 --> 00:12:08,768 - Patient has turned blue. - I'm on my way. 319 00:12:08,868 --> 00:12:09,728 I'm on my way. 320 00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:11,608 - Oh, my God, listen, you need to get here now, 321 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,368 his eyes are going to the back of his brain. 322 00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:15,368 - [Jo] Caller report, patient's eyes have rolled back. 323 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,767 - I'm coming, don't die! 324 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,867 Don't die, don't die! 325 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:23,847 (youths laughing) 326 00:12:23,947 --> 00:12:25,947 - Oi! 327 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:28,587 Wendy to Maleek. 328 00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,487 Yeah, it's a hoax. 329 00:12:30,587 --> 00:12:33,086 I've got the naughty nuggets down here. 330 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,126 - Uh! (Maleek breathing heavily) 331 00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:37,226 - [Wendy] Do you know that's a crime? 332 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,166 Someone could've died. 333 00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:40,726 - The only person that could've died 334 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,686 is Fatty Boom Boom over there. 335 00:12:42,786 --> 00:12:43,526 (youths laughing) 336 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:45,325 - Yeah, Fat Boom Boom, Fat Puff, ey? 337 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:47,685 Fatty Boom Boom, yeah, you lot need to make- 338 00:12:47,785 --> 00:12:49,885 - Oh, no breathing up in my face like that, 339 00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,205 you proper have dry mouth. 340 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,565 - Yeah, I've got dry mouth, 341 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,405 'cause I was upstairs lipsing your mum's tongue. 342 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,685 - Doubt, it, his mum don't like butters broke fat guys 343 00:12:57,785 --> 00:12:59,044 with diabetes. (youth laughing) 344 00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:01,124 - You lot need to start showing us respect, you know, 345 00:13:01,224 --> 00:13:02,884 I know you was out there clapping for us all them Thursdays. 346 00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:05,124 - Oh, no, no, no, that weren't clapping, G, 347 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:08,404 that was my balls when I start banging your mum, brother. 348 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:09,244 (both laughing) 349 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,604 - They're ever so cheeky, aren't they? 350 00:13:10,704 --> 00:13:13,083 - I'm gonna fuck them up. - So is this your new partner? 351 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,723 - Yes. - Has he electrocuted you yet? 352 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:17,483 - I de, I defibbed Kevin, I defibbed Kevin! 353 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,843 Why's everyone making up rumours? 354 00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:20,003 - Man, you are bake, man. - Come on, 355 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,923 let's get out of here, man. 356 00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:24,443 - The only thing bake, the only thing bake 357 00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:27,082 is how your mum claims disability and she's just jumping 358 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,562 on the next willy, running to the next, fuck's sake. 359 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:32,442 - That was a good one. - It was shit, man, let's go. 360 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:36,162 (melodic upbeat music) 361 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:41,261 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 362 00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:43,721 - Shift up, ball bag. - Oh. 363 00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:44,801 Alright, Jo. 364 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,261 - What flavor's your soup, cream of knobhead? 365 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,721 - Leek and wank stain. 366 00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:52,440 (both laughing) 367 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,480 - Look at you with your dickhead noodle soup. (laughs) 368 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,580 - Ox, um, can't think of one. 369 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:00,840 - Go on. - I can't. 370 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,520 - Go on. 371 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,480 No, no? - No. 372 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,920 Cock-a-leekie. - Uh. 373 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,799 - That is a soup. - Yeah, that is. 374 00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:08,359 (Lawrence clearing throat) 375 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:10,719 I see the WhatsApp group's been pinging all day. 376 00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,039 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:14,639 - Yeah, the welcome drinks. - Yeah. 378 00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:17,939 Yawn, guess you can't go either, Thursday drum lesson. 379 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,198 - How do you know I play the drums? 380 00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:22,998 - You told me or something, I don't know. 381 00:14:23,098 --> 00:14:24,318 - Hm. 382 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:26,718 Well, it's been cancelled anyway, so I'll probably pop along. 383 00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:27,998 - Oh. - Beats being on your own. 384 00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:29,598 - Yeah, me too. 385 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:31,478 - I thought you weren't going. 386 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:33,577 What are you following me? 387 00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:36,997 - I just said I was going, are you deaf as well thick? 388 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:39,277 You knob, sorry. (slapping back) 389 00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:40,597 You alright, you alright? 390 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,437 (Lawrence coughing) 391 00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:44,957 (Lawrence clearing throat) 392 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:47,116 (melodic upbeat music) 393 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,756 - [Wendy] Oh, you'll never guess who I saw just now 394 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,436 with a harmonica. - The crackhead? 395 00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:52,716 You're gassing. - No, I'm not, 396 00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,676 he even brought my change, one pound 50. 397 00:14:55,776 --> 00:14:57,236 I told you he could be trusted. 398 00:14:57,336 --> 00:14:58,036 - You still got that 1:50? 399 00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:00,216 'Cause we're gonna need it. 400 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,995 - Oh, John. 401 00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,155 (door banging) - Oi! 402 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,475 Where's all our gear, you little prick? 403 00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:08,835 - Well, it's gone, it's gone. 404 00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:10,155 - You know what, Crackhead John, 405 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:12,955 I'm not angry, just disappointed. 406 00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:14,554 - Listen, if you don't get back our gear, 407 00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:17,114 you're gonna be going somewhere where there's no crack. 408 00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:18,394 - The morgue. 409 00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:21,074 - What? We're not killing him, what's wrong with you? 410 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:22,634 I meant prison. 411 00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,634 - Well, there's loads of crack in prison. 412 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,234 - Just get us our gear! - Alright, look, I'm sorry, 413 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:27,634 alright, I messed up. 414 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,393 I promise I'll get your things back, I swear. 415 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,353 Just give me a tenner for a cab and I'll go there now. 416 00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:33,353 - Sorry, I've got nothing smaller than a 20. 417 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,313 - Are you doing a Kickstarter for crackheads? 418 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,113 Move. (radio beeping) 419 00:15:36,213 --> 00:15:39,513 - [Jo] All units, major RTC, multiple casualties, 420 00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:41,193 instructions on arrival. - Oh, fuck! 421 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:43,192 (radio beeping) 422 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:46,632 Um, 451 Papa Kilo, 423 00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:49,552 did you mean all, all units? 424 00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:52,872 - Wait, wait, I've got, I've got this. 425 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:55,072 - Is that it? (tutting) 426 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,831 - Oh, I mean, I could give you some crack. 427 00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:02,751 (melodic upbeat music) (siren wailing) 428 00:16:02,851 --> 00:16:04,871 - Two years, two years riding with Kevin 429 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:07,071 and nothing like this, one day with "Geordie Shore" 430 00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:09,030 and I've had the worst shift of my bloodclot life. 431 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:11,670 - I'm not taking all the blame for this, 432 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,550 we should've just owned up, mistakes happen. 433 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:17,350 - My team don't make mistakes, mix-tapes, mis, 434 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:20,110 (tutting) look, just shut up, man. 435 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,630 (siren wailing) 436 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,549 (mellow upbeat music) 437 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,029 (accident scene bustling) 438 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:29,529 - Right, ready, shift, slide. 439 00:16:31,889 --> 00:16:33,909 - Gary, Jess, over by the Ranger. 440 00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:36,029 Lawrence, Frontera. 441 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,228 Maleek and Wen- - They're not here yet. 442 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:40,148 - Kareshma, why are you here? 443 00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:41,868 - I heard the call, it sounded serious, 444 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,268 I thought you might need an extra hand. 445 00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:45,868 (knocking on window) - You have a pensioner 446 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,868 in your van, Kareshma, take him where he's supposed to go. 447 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,867 - Okay, but you're freaking out a little bit. 448 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,147 - Go! 449 00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,267 Darrell! 450 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,347 Couple of casualties under the bridge. 451 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,307 - Darrells on the case, Jo. (hands slapping) 452 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,107 (siren wailing) 453 00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:00,307 - What are we gonna do now? 454 00:17:00,407 --> 00:17:02,627 We've got nothing to treat people. 455 00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:06,026 - We? We ain't doing nothing, we are done. 456 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,346 You go your way, I'll go mine. 457 00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,446 - Fine. 458 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,466 - Fuck, man. 459 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,826 (background chattering) 460 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,105 - Alright, minge bag? 461 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,945 - I just lost him. - Oh. 462 00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:23,625 - I didn't see it coming, I thought he was in the clear. 463 00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:25,725 - Oh, poor bugger. 464 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,005 - You've got lipstick on? 465 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:31,344 - As if. 466 00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:34,344 - Poor bloke, can't have been out of his 20s. 467 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,444 I lost Karen in her 20s, 468 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:38,664 it's not a life lived. 469 00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:43,624 - That is shit, Loz, that is shit. 470 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,723 (tutting) Yeah. 471 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,363 (radio chattering) 472 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,943 Still going to the drinks later, Loz, or? 473 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:55,963 (Lawrence sobbing) 474 00:17:56,803 --> 00:17:57,943 Yeah, fair play, Loz, 475 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,122 not sure I'm up for it now either myself...uuh 476 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,282 Look after your mental health. 477 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:10,482 (mellow upbeat music) (siren wailing) 478 00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:15,381 (background chattering) 479 00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:17,861 - Someone must have whiplash, blood. 480 00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,661 (man gasping) 481 00:18:20,761 --> 00:18:23,721 Oh shit, yo, I need a resus, asap! 482 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,140 Bruv, Kevin, is that you? 483 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,900 - Hey. - What do you mean, hey? 484 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,500 Wagwan! 485 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,260 Why didn't you holler at me, bruv, 486 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,700 I thought you were still in Thailand. 487 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,380 - Yeah, that didn't really work out. 488 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,500 - (laughs) you forget your passport 489 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,140 on the way to the airport again, you dickhead? 490 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,099 - Maleek, can we talk another time, yeah? 491 00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:41,579 - Another time, big man, 492 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:43,459 look, now that you're back, we can reunite. 493 00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:46,939 They've had me with some mad woman from Northwich, bruv. 494 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,539 Come on, G gang back together and that. 495 00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:50,139 - Look, Maleek, I'm kind of in the middle 496 00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:51,579 of something, yeah. 497 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,378 - Why are you showing off, fam, it's me. 498 00:18:53,478 --> 00:18:54,938 Don't leave me hanging, blood, touch me. 499 00:18:55,038 --> 00:18:57,278 - Maleek, look, just fuck off! 500 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,418 - What the hell? 501 00:18:59,518 --> 00:19:01,818 - Ready for fluids? - Yep, ready. 502 00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,678 Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that. 503 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,417 Look, Maleek, there was no Thailand, okay. 504 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,417 I just needed to get away from this, 505 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,097 not having a heart to heart in the middle of a pile up. 506 00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:15,857 I needed a break from you. 507 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,137 - Who's Hugh? 508 00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:18,817 - No, you, bloody hell! 509 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,956 You're the worst partner I've ever had. 510 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,116 You nearly killed me! 511 00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:27,756 - Need another bag. - Right, I'm on it. 512 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:35,375 - Yeah, go get your bag, dickhead with your shit trousers. 513 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,575 - That guy's a clown, he doesn't deserve you. 514 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:40,415 - If you need a shoulder to cry on, we've got four. 515 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:43,655 - Move, man! What are you talking about, I'm not crying. 516 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:45,415 - Darrell, Darryl, need you by the Smart Car. 517 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,595 Maleek, what are you standing around crying for? 518 00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:48,774 - I'm not cry, oh, my God!, I'm not crying! 519 00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:51,094 It's just a con, look, it's one, it's a condition, 520 00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:54,134 it's called arbilodemon, are you wearing lipstick? 521 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:58,034 - No, where's Wendy? I told you to look after her. 522 00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:01,553 Where's your gear? 523 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,373 - Well, the thing is, the gear, the gear was in, 524 00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:08,573 oh, where is Wendy again? 525 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:13,333 Oh, it's hot in that car, in that, in a de car crash, 526 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,052 in a de, just the gear, the gear- 527 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:15,892 - Maleek? 528 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:19,012 - The, the gear is- - Right here, boss. 529 00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,112 Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Maleek, 530 00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:22,932 still finding my way around here. 531 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:25,972 - Yeah, see, it's here, the gear is fine, the gear is fine. 532 00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:27,972 Can we, can we, there's a whole emergency, 533 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,331 can you stop wasting our time? 534 00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:31,211 Jesus. 535 00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:34,591 (mellow melodic music) 536 00:20:37,951 --> 00:20:40,891 ♪ Bring it, say it ♪ 537 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:44,770 ♪ Bring it ♪ 538 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:45,610 ♪ Bring it ♪ 539 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,130 (van door closing) 540 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,890 - Where did you get all of this stuff? 541 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:53,690 - You see anyone hanging around near our van? 542 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,050 I've been completely cleared out. 543 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:58,049 - Oh no, sorry, you get a lot of crackheads round here. 544 00:20:58,149 --> 00:20:59,209 (Kevin tutting) 545 00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:01,309 (Kevin sighing) - Unlucky, bruv. 546 00:21:07,429 --> 00:21:09,248 Nice one, Wendy. 547 00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:11,348 - With some bass, please. 548 00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:15,528 Paramedics coming through. - Nothing to see here. 549 00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:16,528 Ooh ooh! 550 00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:18,128 (helicopter whirring) 551 00:21:18,228 --> 00:21:18,928 Go, go, go! 552 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,288 - I'm not looking for my next husband, 553 00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:23,527 just someone to fulfil my sexual needs. 554 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,367 (Maleek gagging) 555 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,207 - You think I fancy Lawrence? 556 00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:27,047 Ugh! 557 00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:27,887 (blow thudding) - Ow! 558 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,287 - I could find you a partner. 559 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:30,287 - Um... - I could. 560 00:21:30,387 --> 00:21:31,247 - You could. - I could. 561 00:21:31,347 --> 00:21:32,527 - You could. 562 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:33,887 - Yeah, I could be your partner. 563 00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:35,647 - I'm telling you, man, I'm trying to dance 564 00:21:35,747 --> 00:21:37,766 and I don't know if you wanna dance with me anymore. 565 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:38,686 - Hey! 566 00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:39,806 (locker door banging) 567 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:40,846 - Jesus! 568 00:21:40,946 --> 00:21:42,246 Are you even from "Emmerdale?" 569 00:21:42,346 --> 00:21:45,406 - And you'd end up doing something stupid like I did. 570 00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:47,506 - What did you do? 571 00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:51,105 (melodic upbeat music) 572 00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:16,284 (axe thudding) 573 00:22:16,384 --> 00:22:20,763 (man thudding to floor) - Uh! 574 00:22:20,863 --> 00:22:24,023 (light melodic music)