1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,094 --> 00:00:02,748 Previously on Family Law... 2 00:00:02,773 --> 00:00:04,131 Dad is making me equity partner. 3 00:00:04,156 --> 00:00:06,207 You have to promise not to tell Abby until it's a done deal. 4 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:08,281 Ben is one of the city's top prosecutors. 5 00:00:08,306 --> 00:00:10,668 Big step up from the baby-faced fireman. 6 00:00:10,693 --> 00:00:13,027 - What are we celebrating? - We're getting married! 7 00:00:13,164 --> 00:00:14,594 Quinn asked me to be the emcee at their wedding. 8 00:00:14,618 --> 00:00:16,170 Daniel, you didn't! 9 00:00:16,195 --> 00:00:17,732 Could I please speak to Lucy? 10 00:00:17,757 --> 00:00:19,798 She wants nothing to do with you. Do not attempt to contact her again. 11 00:00:19,822 --> 00:00:21,033 Craig? You okay? 12 00:00:21,057 --> 00:00:22,794 Do you think he got into the chocolate cake? 13 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:24,186 Chocolate is toxic to dogs. 14 00:00:24,211 --> 00:00:25,522 I finished my moral inventory, 15 00:00:25,546 --> 00:00:27,070 and I'm ready to share it 16 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,524 Congratulations, Abby. 17 00:00:28,549 --> 00:00:30,507 How about Friday, before work? 18 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:31,565 I love you, Harry, 19 00:00:32,218 --> 00:00:34,563 but I have to end this relationship now, 20 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:37,101 on my terms. 21 00:00:44,281 --> 00:00:46,242 I've carried a lot of resentment 22 00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:48,640 toward my parents, over the years. 23 00:00:49,581 --> 00:00:50,828 Especially Harry. 24 00:00:51,744 --> 00:00:54,835 Part of me still blames them for my addiction. 25 00:00:56,305 --> 00:01:01,268 I can also be impulsive... which can get me into trouble, 26 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:04,581 but... that impulsivity can also be an asset, 27 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,858 it allows me to think outside the box. 28 00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:12,037 Okay. Let's see. Procrastination, covered. Impatience, covered. Oh! 29 00:01:12,374 --> 00:01:14,686 Sometimes, my jokes are... 30 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:15,983 "insensitive", 31 00:01:16,555 --> 00:01:17,835 but... 32 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,546 whether that's my fault 33 00:01:19,571 --> 00:01:21,929 or the fault of the person with no sense of humor is debatable. 34 00:01:24,244 --> 00:01:25,195 Huh! 35 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:27,968 Delivering a moral inventory sure builds up an appetite. 36 00:01:27,993 --> 00:01:30,234 Can I take you to breakfast at the Sunshine Diner? 37 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:32,321 I give you an "A" for performance... 38 00:01:32,346 --> 00:01:35,370 - Thank you. - And an "F" for digging deep. 39 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:39,281 A true moral inventory requires fearlessness and self-honesty. 40 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,563 - I was honest. - You're still deflecting! 41 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:44,156 Not taking any personal responsibility. 42 00:01:44,613 --> 00:01:46,328 Why don't you take another stab at it? 43 00:01:46,353 --> 00:01:48,171 You're not my law professor, Jerri. 44 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:50,482 - You can't fail me. - No. 45 00:01:50,507 --> 00:01:52,207 But you can fail yourself. 46 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:11,157 We were there all night. I really thought I might lose him. 47 00:02:11,182 --> 00:02:14,150 Martina stayed with you the whole time? 48 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,774 She loves Craig as much as I do. 49 00:02:15,799 --> 00:02:19,274 Ha. No offence to Craig, but she didn't stay there all night for him. 50 00:02:20,486 --> 00:02:21,552 Doesn't matter. 51 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:23,192 None of it matters. 52 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,922 She's marrying Quinn in a week. 53 00:02:25,821 --> 00:02:27,359 Thank God, you'll be at the wedding. 54 00:02:27,384 --> 00:02:29,470 Don't think I could get through it without you. 55 00:02:29,495 --> 00:02:32,851 Daniel, I won't be. I'm going on my cruise, remember? 56 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,519 Can't you meet the ship at its next port? 57 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:39,095 Right. Okay. I heard myself. 58 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:43,384 Morning, Winston. 59 00:02:43,409 --> 00:02:44,657 Word of warning? 60 00:02:44,682 --> 00:02:46,883 You may want to stay clear of Mr. Svensson. 61 00:02:46,908 --> 00:02:48,040 Which one? 62 00:02:48,065 --> 00:02:50,499 Which imbecile drank the last of my coffee? 63 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:52,016 That one. 64 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,475 This was half-full not ten minutes ago! 65 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:57,665 Why do you insist on treating that creature like a baby? 66 00:02:57,690 --> 00:03:00,329 - He's easily winded! - You look like a fool. 67 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,752 Him. Not you. 68 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:06,159 He had his yearly physical this morning. 69 00:03:07,338 --> 00:03:09,126 You should probably go check on him, Jerri. 70 00:03:09,151 --> 00:03:11,446 With all three of his children standing right here? 71 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:13,203 Please. 72 00:03:14,693 --> 00:03:17,149 Ms. Bianchi? Carla and Dwayne Shears have arrived. 73 00:03:17,174 --> 00:03:18,407 Oh. 74 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:21,971 - I have a lot of work. - I have tons of clients. 75 00:03:23,365 --> 00:03:25,065 Where is your lawyer, Mr. Shears? 76 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,890 I fired him. I'm representing myself. 77 00:03:27,194 --> 00:03:29,127 Uh, I don't recommend that. 78 00:03:29,152 --> 00:03:31,782 I'm not throwing another penny away on one of you vultures. 79 00:03:31,807 --> 00:03:34,131 I've watched Law & Order. I got this. 80 00:03:34,156 --> 00:03:37,046 - Told ya. Dumb as a stump. - All right, then! 81 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:38,537 Mr. Shears, you're three months 82 00:03:38,562 --> 00:03:40,071 in arrears on your child support payments 83 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,735 for your 15-year-old daughter, Britney. 84 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,959 I object! 85 00:03:43,337 --> 00:03:44,509 You can't object. 86 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:46,613 I'm not paying another dime for a kid who isn't mine. 87 00:03:46,638 --> 00:03:51,805 - Oh, geez, here we go again! - Exhibit A... she's nothing like me. 88 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,173 Yeah, she's smart and pretty! 89 00:03:54,198 --> 00:03:56,954 Is... Reg... her... dad? 90 00:03:56,979 --> 00:03:59,748 - And remember, you're under oath. - No, she's not under o... 91 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,406 who is Reg? 92 00:04:01,431 --> 00:04:03,790 Reg was my boyfriend before Dwayne, 93 00:04:03,815 --> 00:04:05,582 like, a million years ago. 94 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:08,298 And I've told you, he's not Britney's dad! 95 00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:09,389 So let's take DNA tests. 96 00:04:09,774 --> 00:04:13,009 - My client is under no obliga... - Unless you can't handle the truth! 97 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:15,442 Oh... you're on, Dwayne! 98 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:19,384 Let's all spit into test tubes and lay this bullcrap to rest. 99 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:23,621 Well, this court is adjourned! 100 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,899 You didn't have to do that. 101 00:04:28,924 --> 00:04:30,923 - He just gets me so riled up. - Mm-hmm. 102 00:04:30,948 --> 00:04:32,315 I have a contact at a lab, 103 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,985 so we can get these tests fast-tracked. 104 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:37,078 And then he has to start paying support again? 105 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:38,895 He never should've stopped. 106 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,712 As long as he's Britney's dad, he's not getting off the hook. 107 00:04:41,737 --> 00:04:43,938 Oh, he's Britney's dad, 100%! 108 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,688 Okay, 90%. 109 00:04:46,713 --> 00:04:48,646 Between you, me, and the fence post, 110 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:51,673 I used to fool around with Reg for a couple years 111 00:04:51,698 --> 00:04:53,430 after me and Dwayne got together. 112 00:04:53,715 --> 00:04:56,282 - But you were safe, though, right? - Oh, yeah! 113 00:04:56,307 --> 00:04:58,440 We used the "P&P" method. 114 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,831 P&P? 115 00:04:59,856 --> 00:05:01,856 "Pull and pray." 116 00:05:29,752 --> 00:05:33,493 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.MY-SUBS.com -- 117 00:05:33,518 --> 00:05:34,516 Thanks again 118 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,244 for staying with the kids for the next few nights. 119 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,902 Smart move on Isabelle's part 120 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,771 to go to the conference with ya. 121 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,172 Is Felicity gonna be there? 122 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:43,071 I'd pay good money to see that. 123 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:46,711 Um... 124 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:49,329 I also wanted to tell you... 125 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:52,660 Isabelle and I are moving in together. 126 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,181 Wow. 127 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,055 That's fast. 128 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,223 Yeah, I... surprised me, too. 129 00:06:01,009 --> 00:06:02,560 But when you know, you know. 130 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:03,995 Mm. 131 00:06:04,306 --> 00:06:06,564 Will you be moving into Casa Gnome? 132 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,400 No. No, we want to find our own place. 133 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:10,767 Together. 134 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,736 You want to sell the house? 135 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:14,454 Or you could buy me out. 136 00:06:15,248 --> 00:06:16,649 Whatever works for you, Abby. 137 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,352 Mm. 138 00:06:20,325 --> 00:06:22,025 All right, I'll think it over. 139 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:25,447 And Frank? 140 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:28,141 I'm happy for you. 141 00:06:39,487 --> 00:06:42,411 Dammit, man! This is a tripping hazard. 142 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,759 A lawsuit waiting to happen! 143 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,906 Okay. Someone needs to go check on him. 144 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,507 I'm taking an early lunch. 145 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:52,975 You're partner... 146 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:54,649 even if it is just income. 147 00:06:55,079 --> 00:06:56,915 Well, you're the oldest. 148 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,925 - You're his favourite. - Cecil! 149 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:02,498 - Can you... - Don't do it, Cecil. It's a trap. 150 00:07:03,641 --> 00:07:07,590 Ugh! Fine! I'll do it. 151 00:07:07,626 --> 00:07:09,325 Wimps. 152 00:07:13,977 --> 00:07:16,332 All right, Harry, what's wrong? 153 00:07:16,789 --> 00:07:20,791 I am working in an office full of incompetents. 154 00:07:23,618 --> 00:07:25,775 I heard you were at the doctor's today. 155 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:28,988 - Are you okay? - Wouldn't you just love it if I wasn't? 156 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,923 I know you're all waiting for me to die. 157 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:32,946 Dang it! You're on to us. 158 00:07:32,971 --> 00:07:35,272 Too bad for you, I'm fit as a fiddle. 159 00:07:35,297 --> 00:07:37,831 Well, then why are you in a fouler mood than normal? 160 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:42,794 Your mother and I broke up. 161 00:07:44,571 --> 00:07:46,220 What is with you men 162 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:48,006 and your desire for shiny, new things? 163 00:07:54,164 --> 00:07:55,540 Mom? 164 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:03,178 - Mom! - Hi-hi! 165 00:08:03,214 --> 00:08:04,246 What are you doing here? 166 00:08:04,281 --> 00:08:06,881 - Why weren't you answering your phone? - I left it inside. 167 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,144 What's wrong? 168 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:10,449 I know Harry broke up with you. 169 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,477 Why would you automatically assume that? 170 00:08:14,323 --> 00:08:15,523 I broke up with him. 171 00:08:16,798 --> 00:08:18,126 You did? 172 00:08:18,161 --> 00:08:20,729 - So you're okay? - What did you think? 173 00:08:20,764 --> 00:08:22,616 You'd find me floating face-down in the pool? 174 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:23,998 Well, the first time he left, 175 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:25,900 you wouldn't get out of bed for two weeks. 176 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:27,860 I had to live on popcorn and cereal 177 00:08:27,885 --> 00:08:29,215 and tickle your toes ten times a day 178 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,571 to make sure you were still alive. 179 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:32,696 You are grossly exaggerating. 180 00:08:34,455 --> 00:08:36,188 Will you at least tell me what happened? 181 00:08:36,806 --> 00:08:39,347 Abigail, there are some things you share with your children, 182 00:08:39,618 --> 00:08:41,015 and some things you don't. 183 00:08:41,051 --> 00:08:43,251 Wish you'd followed that rule when I was seven! 184 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:46,454 Mr. Svensson? 185 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:49,523 Sir? 186 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:51,325 Mr. Svensson? 187 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,816 Sir? 188 00:09:16,587 --> 00:09:18,860 What in God's name are you doing? 189 00:09:19,704 --> 00:09:22,306 Uh... Winston has something to tell you. 190 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,091 Sorry, sir. 191 00:09:24,116 --> 00:09:26,061 Jacqueline Fitzhugh's waiting for you in the boardroom. 192 00:09:26,095 --> 00:09:27,928 Oh. 193 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,970 I was told Jacqueline Fitzhugh was waiting for me, 194 00:09:37,006 --> 00:09:39,673 but you must be her younger sister. 195 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:42,442 Oh, you sweet-talker, you! 196 00:09:42,477 --> 00:09:44,577 Mwah! Mwah! 197 00:09:44,613 --> 00:09:47,580 - To what do I owe the pleasure? - I'm getting married! 198 00:09:47,616 --> 00:09:49,816 That's wonderful news! Who's the lucky fellow? 199 00:09:49,851 --> 00:09:53,019 - Frederick. - Frederick? As in... 200 00:09:53,054 --> 00:09:56,088 the Frederick you've married and divorced twice before? 201 00:09:56,124 --> 00:09:57,256 Three times! 202 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,258 You only represented me on the last two. 203 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,602 I don't need to remind you, your previous divorces... 204 00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:03,830 Oh, things will be different this time! 205 00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:07,048 Frederick and I want to draw up a very detailed prenup. 206 00:10:08,664 --> 00:10:10,631 Fourth time's the charm. 207 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,850 Ooh, what's in there? Can I have one? 208 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:23,368 Your father's favourite madeleines. 209 00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:27,766 I've never seen him this gutted over a break-up. 210 00:10:28,876 --> 00:10:31,374 Is it weird that I feel just a tiny bit sad 211 00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:33,545 things didn't work out between them? 212 00:10:33,581 --> 00:10:37,049 No. I do, too. 213 00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:38,376 Oh. 214 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,845 Hey, Gwyn. Thanks again for fast-tracking those. 215 00:10:43,618 --> 00:10:45,018 Okay. 216 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,500 Wait. What? 217 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:54,393 Hi, Carla. Thanks for coming in on such short notice. 218 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,983 Oh, no probs, Ms. B. 219 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:58,610 - I won't be too long, Brit. - 'Kay. 220 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:02,961 - You brought Britney? - I had no choice. 221 00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:04,766 She gets anxiety attacks sometimes 222 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,691 and I have to pull her out of school. 223 00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:10,084 Mr. Shears and his lawyer have arrived. 224 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:13,407 - Oh, hey, Brit. - Hey, Dad. 225 00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:16,696 - Rough morning? - Yep. 226 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,658 Finnegan's Wake? 227 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,416 I found the idiosyncratic language tedious. 228 00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:27,541 - English assignment? - No. Pleasure. 229 00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,278 Ah. 230 00:11:29,549 --> 00:11:31,884 The results of your DNA tests came back. 231 00:11:32,719 --> 00:11:34,892 Dwayne is not Britney's father. 232 00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,351 - Guilty as charged! - I'm not done. 233 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:39,786 You're not Britney's father, but, Carla... 234 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:42,298 you're not Britney's mother. 235 00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:52,031 - This makes no sense. - You were definitely pregnant. 236 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:54,790 - You got as big as a barn. - Thank you, Dwayne. 237 00:11:54,826 --> 00:11:58,071 - Where was Britney born? - St. Patrick's. 238 00:11:58,465 --> 00:12:00,149 Walk me through what you remember. 239 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,464 It was a crazy night. 240 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:06,093 A nurse told me 241 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:10,351 it was nine months to the day after that terrible storm. 242 00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,242 The one that caused the blackout. 243 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:15,546 Couldn't watch wrestling, so, uh... tch! 244 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,298 Okay. Fast-forward to a mini baby-boom. 245 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,218 Four of us had to share a room. 246 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:23,664 I needed a C-section, 247 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,876 so my... my memories are foggy after that. 248 00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:28,618 What do you remember, Dwayne? 249 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:30,376 Uh, Britney and another baby were taken away 250 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,868 to go under some lamp-thingie, 'cause they were yellow, 251 00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,860 and they were brought back a little while later. 252 00:12:36,396 --> 00:12:39,151 The other kid belonged to the lady... the one that was bitching 253 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:42,863 - 'cause she'd paid for a private room? - Oh, her. Yeah. 254 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,198 She didn't even want an epidural. Aw, what a dumb-dumb. 255 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,723 Mm-kay. Leave it with me, all right? 256 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,899 We're gonna get to the bottom of this. 257 00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,632 Dwayne. 258 00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:56,134 We can't breathe a word of this to Britney, eh? 259 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,205 Not yet. 260 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:08,551 You really think this girl 261 00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,109 could've been switched at birth? 262 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,236 Can that even happen these days? 263 00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:14,502 There was a case recently, out of Tennessee. 264 00:13:15,177 --> 00:13:17,158 If you get the perfect storm of under-staffing, 265 00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:18,447 overwork, and incompetence... 266 00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:19,650 Cecil, I'll need you to subpoena 267 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,439 the birth records and room assignments for the night Britney was born. 268 00:13:22,464 --> 00:13:24,002 Yeah, sure thing. 269 00:13:24,027 --> 00:13:26,291 - Just as soon as I finish my sandwich. - Ahem. 270 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,974 That poor girl. I've read about cases like this. 271 00:13:28,999 --> 00:13:30,665 The children often wind up feeling like 272 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,056 they don't belong in either family. 273 00:13:32,175 --> 00:13:33,140 When I was a kid, 274 00:13:33,165 --> 00:13:35,486 I convinced myself I was switched at birth, 275 00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,564 and Tony Danza and Judith Light were my real parents. 276 00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:41,720 "Who's the Boss?" Ay-oh. Oh-ay. 277 00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:46,439 Does anyone here ever work? 278 00:13:48,502 --> 00:13:49,901 Harry! 279 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,260 Harry. 280 00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:54,651 I just want to apologize for assuming the break-up was... 281 00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:56,076 your fault. 282 00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,949 There's just so much history in that house, you know? 283 00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:08,141 Bought it before Sofia was born. 284 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,066 Well, get rid of it. 285 00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:12,759 The best thing my ex and I did was sell our home. 286 00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:14,249 Too many bad memories? 287 00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:15,775 Ah, it wasn't just the bad ones. 288 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,986 It was just every single moment in that house after we split 289 00:14:19,011 --> 00:14:21,678 was an unwanted trip down memory lane. 290 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:25,072 Mm. I can see the appeal of a fresh start. 291 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,264 Just not sure Nico and Sofia will. 292 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:29,955 Speaking of which, I'm with them again tonight, so I should go. 293 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,611 I have a dinner to attend 294 00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:34,237 for the Cambie Legal Aid Fund tomorrow night. 295 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,186 It's gonna be a long evening, 296 00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:39,111 full of boring speeches, rubbery chicken... 297 00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,933 the Jell-o desserts are decent. 298 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,236 Worst part... we'd be sober. 299 00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:47,849 We? 300 00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,426 Would you be my date? 301 00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:51,976 If I go, 302 00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:54,811 the entire legal community will know we're... 303 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:56,346 Yes. 304 00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:57,914 They will. 305 00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:02,361 If it's too much to ask, I... 306 00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,031 You had me at "Jell-o". 307 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:10,943 Scooch over. 308 00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:15,732 So I spoke with your father. 309 00:15:15,768 --> 00:15:17,200 He's moving in with Isabelle. 310 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,306 How do you feel about that? 311 00:15:25,678 --> 00:15:28,314 I mean, we can't stop it, so... 312 00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:29,572 She's nice and all, 313 00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:32,369 but it's kind of weird. 314 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,922 Well, I was thinking... 315 00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:40,990 we've been in this house a long time. 316 00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:43,092 Since you fit into the crook of my arm, Sof. 317 00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:44,660 You want to sell it? 318 00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:48,720 I thought maybe we could look for something new... 319 00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:49,923 together. 320 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,352 Same neighbourhood? 321 00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,107 Same neighbourhood. 322 00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,486 Can I have my own bathroom? 323 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,626 I bet that can be arranged. 324 00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:00,251 Can my bedroom be a turret? 325 00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:03,303 - That might be a stretch, kiddo. - Mm. 326 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:05,428 Give it, donkey-butt! 327 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:09,050 You won the essay-writing contest! 328 00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:10,051 What? 329 00:16:10,087 --> 00:16:12,954 Sof! That's amazing. At your school? 330 00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,189 Mm-hmm. 331 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,570 - What was the topic? - "Secrets". 332 00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,360 Well, I'd love to read it. 333 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:21,556 If you did, then it wouldn't be a secret, would it? 334 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:24,580 Well, it can't be that much of a secret 335 00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:26,739 if you entered it into a contest! 336 00:16:27,981 --> 00:16:32,017 No. She says I'm not mature enough. 337 00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:47,013 Thanks for breakfast, Mom. 338 00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:48,744 Why, you're welcome Nico. 339 00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:50,869 Sofia, isn't your brother polite? 340 00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:53,172 Thank you, Mother, for taking a box 341 00:16:53,197 --> 00:16:55,262 of Gorilla Munch out of the cupboard 342 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,954 and lifting your arm to pour it into our bowls. 343 00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:12,337 You know where my French horn is? 344 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,207 You shouldn't sneak up on people like that, kiddo. 345 00:17:17,393 --> 00:17:19,794 You wouldn't happen to know Sofia's password? 346 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,955 - She changed it. - Why? 347 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,212 I may have switched all her profile pictures 348 00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:25,904 to the "poo" emoji. 349 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,293 So, it's your fault I can't spy? 350 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,530 Hey, don't forget... Dad's back tonight, 351 00:17:30,555 --> 00:17:32,349 so he's gonna pick you up from band, all right? 352 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,298 - Hey, Cecil. - Hospital records just came in. 353 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,330 And? 354 00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:42,189 And... three women shared Carla's room that night. 355 00:17:42,214 --> 00:17:45,281 Two of them gave birth to boys and the third had a girl. 356 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,192 Thanks, Big Red. 357 00:17:48,846 --> 00:17:50,211 Did you get a name? 358 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,404 I did, indeed. Ilana Kovacs. 359 00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:57,511 Holy crapoli. 360 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,532 Pretty nice, eh? 361 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,666 - Okay. - Okay. 362 00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:03,978 So, remember, we don't know anything for sure. 363 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,515 - 'Kay. - Yeah. We go slow. 364 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,173 Slow. Yeah. Got it. 365 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,801 I do the talking. 366 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,304 Mom, some people are here for you. 367 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:23,914 Lizzie? 368 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:26,217 You're gonna be late for school, again. 369 00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:28,286 Yeah, what else is new? 370 00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:30,688 Oh, my god, my girl! Mm! 371 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:33,142 My sweet baby girl! 372 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:37,026 - Do I know you? - I'm your mom! 373 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:42,296 What are you talking about? Mom, what is she talking about? 374 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,020 Lizzie... go to your room. 375 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:49,812 What the hell do you think you're doing? 376 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,269 Ms. Kovacs, I want to apologize... 377 00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:54,061 We... We shared the same room at the hospital, 378 00:18:54,086 --> 00:18:55,519 and our babies were taken away, 379 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:57,846 and when they brought 'em back, they gave us the wrong ones. 380 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,359 If you don't leave this instant, I'm calling the police. 381 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,964 Get off my property! 382 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,456 Now! 383 00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:15,994 I am so sorry, Ms. Bianchi. I saw my girl and I freakin' lost it. 384 00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:18,052 It's okay, I get it, Carla. 385 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,861 Lizzie is definitely your biological child. 386 00:19:20,886 --> 00:19:22,786 Right? 387 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,009 I'll get a court order 388 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:27,220 requiring the Kovacs family to take DNA tests, okay? 389 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,446 Have you had a chance to think about 390 00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:32,056 what you want out of all this? 391 00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,767 When Britney was growing up, 392 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,443 me and Dwayne used to joke that she must be a changeling 393 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,001 'cause she was so not like us. 394 00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:44,330 She's so serious, so anxious. 395 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:46,211 So smart! 396 00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:48,703 Her head, it's always in a book and... 397 00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:53,181 I love her with all my heart. 398 00:19:53,908 --> 00:19:58,186 She will always be my daughter, but Lizzie's my daughter, too. 399 00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:01,365 And-And I don't want us to switch back or anything... 400 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,724 that would be... cruel. 401 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,508 I just want to get to know my bio-girl. 402 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:19,472 Any time your client has an affair, my client receives $100,000. 403 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,906 History suggests this could prove costly. 404 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:29,496 - I would advise you against it. - It's fine. This time is different. 405 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,699 Alright then, we'll agree to it, on the 406 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:35,251 condition that if Frederick invites his mother 407 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,266 to stay without at least two weeks' 408 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,422 notice, he'll pay Jacqueline $50,000. 409 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,363 And if his mother stays for longer than 410 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:43,607 three days, an added penalty of 10 grand. 411 00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:47,324 - Per day. - Fine. 412 00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:52,179 Mount Hill Secondary. 413 00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,402 How can I help you? 414 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:56,197 Yes! Hi. My name is Sarah Dodd. 415 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,855 I'm a reporter with the Kerrisdale News. 416 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,079 - Oh, yes? - Yeah. 417 00:21:00,104 --> 00:21:03,038 I'm doing a short piece on your school's writing contest. 418 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:04,629 I'd love to see the winning essay. 419 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,838 Oh, I'm sure we can do that. Where shall I send it? 420 00:21:06,863 --> 00:21:08,000 Uh, great, yeah. 421 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:11,700 It's SDodd at coastmaildomain.com. 422 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:14,726 All lowercase, one word. 423 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,072 Harry! 424 00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:21,342 I know you're in a bad mood, but this might cheer you up. 425 00:21:21,377 --> 00:21:23,502 I have a switched-at-birth case. 426 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:25,045 Short game... I'm fighting for my client 427 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,869 to have access to her biological daughter. 428 00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:29,360 Long game... I want to sue the hospital. 429 00:21:29,385 --> 00:21:30,884 Yes, Daniel filled me in. 430 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,420 You can be second chair to his lead. 431 00:21:33,496 --> 00:21:35,697 Uh, hard no. 432 00:21:35,722 --> 00:21:38,226 I'm the one with 12 years in personal injury. 433 00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:40,361 And you'll be an asset to your brother because of it. 434 00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:43,397 But this could be a high-profile case. 435 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:45,619 It deserves a partner at the helm. 436 00:21:45,644 --> 00:21:47,768 - Income. - Equity. 437 00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:50,621 - Since when? - Since a few weeks ago. 438 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,832 When was someone gonna tell me? 439 00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:55,857 When we announced it to the rest of the firm. 440 00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:08,090 - You made him equity partner? - I did. 441 00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:09,644 What happened to 442 00:22:09,669 --> 00:22:11,970 "You're the future of this firm, Abigail"? 443 00:22:12,075 --> 00:22:13,574 I don't recall saying that. 444 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:18,379 I know you're upset about your break-up, 445 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,980 but you can't take it out on me. 446 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,416 Of course, I can. If it weren't for you, 447 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,344 your mother and I would still be together. 448 00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:26,981 You seriously think it's my fault? 449 00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:30,384 You were constantly pouring poison in her ear... 450 00:22:30,419 --> 00:22:32,619 telling her I wasn't capable of change. 451 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,011 Well, congratulations, you got what you wanted. 452 00:22:35,199 --> 00:22:37,658 How dare you try to blame me. 453 00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:39,699 You may have changed, Harry, 454 00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:42,457 but it doesn't erase decades of bad behaviour. 455 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:43,960 There you go again, dredging up the past. 456 00:22:43,985 --> 00:22:46,844 Because it's all about your past! 457 00:22:46,869 --> 00:22:48,769 So no one but you 458 00:22:48,805 --> 00:22:50,938 has permission to grow and move on? 459 00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:55,475 Of course not, Harry! But the... the foundation was rotten. 460 00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:58,215 And you never let us forget it. 461 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:19,549 My ex and I used to live on the North Shore, 462 00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,582 and when we split, I moved to this side of the bridge. 463 00:23:21,607 --> 00:23:24,160 Wow, you have a green thumb. 464 00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:27,809 - Well, the previous owner did. - Ah. 465 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,733 You were amazing tonight. 466 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,536 Thanks for the "vodka tonics" that were really just tonic. 467 00:23:35,572 --> 00:23:37,606 A little trick I learned a while back. 468 00:23:38,028 --> 00:23:40,107 Whoever said honesty is the best policy 469 00:23:40,142 --> 00:23:42,309 never had to see the look on someone's face 470 00:23:42,345 --> 00:23:44,176 when you tell them you're an alcoholic. 471 00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:48,426 I feel very lucky to have met you, Ms. Bianchi. 472 00:23:49,475 --> 00:23:51,684 The feeling's mutual, Mr. Cohen. 473 00:24:12,724 --> 00:24:15,913 - Ms. Bianchi, Carla Shears... - Hi! Ms. B! 474 00:24:16,211 --> 00:24:17,443 Carla. 475 00:24:17,479 --> 00:24:19,679 - You were gonna be my first call. - Oh. 476 00:24:19,715 --> 00:24:21,948 The Kovacs' DNA results are back. 477 00:24:22,234 --> 00:24:24,117 They confirm what we already knew. 478 00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:25,785 - Oh. - Oh, and for the record, 479 00:24:25,821 --> 00:24:27,487 Dwayne is Lizzie's father. 480 00:24:27,512 --> 00:24:30,880 Ah. So maybe that'll help us with this? 481 00:24:32,494 --> 00:24:34,661 I got home from my shift last night 482 00:24:34,686 --> 00:24:36,785 and some guy handed it to me. 483 00:24:37,766 --> 00:24:39,999 The Kovacs have applied 484 00:24:40,374 --> 00:24:42,343 to have a restraining order against you. 485 00:24:42,368 --> 00:24:44,957 - What does that even mean? - It means... 486 00:24:45,205 --> 00:24:47,921 they want you to have no part of Lizzie's life. 487 00:24:58,305 --> 00:24:59,571 Hi! Ms. B! 488 00:25:00,594 --> 00:25:01,897 Britney... hi. 489 00:25:01,922 --> 00:25:04,022 Britney was all worked up this morning. 490 00:25:04,058 --> 00:25:06,124 So she's just gonna set herself up out here, 491 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,559 and do homework, right, Brit? 492 00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:09,895 These quadratic equations don't solve themselves. 493 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,804 - Have you told her about... - Oh, heck, no! 494 00:25:14,945 --> 00:25:15,911 No, she just thinks I'm here 495 00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:18,031 trying to get money out of her deadbeat dad. 496 00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:21,583 You're gonna have to tell her eventually. 497 00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:23,703 How can I tell her I'm not her bio-mom 498 00:25:23,728 --> 00:25:26,029 if her actual bio-mom wants nothing to do with her? 499 00:25:27,352 --> 00:25:29,226 Oh, crap on a stick! 500 00:25:29,322 --> 00:25:31,022 I forgot to plug my meter. 501 00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:39,718 So... quadratic equations, huh? 502 00:25:40,151 --> 00:25:41,584 Sounds tough. 503 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:42,941 Yes, and I need to focus, 504 00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:44,799 if I want to keep my average above 95%. 505 00:25:46,108 --> 00:25:49,425 - Hey, it's "flat white, single shot". - What? 506 00:25:49,704 --> 00:25:52,205 She's a regular at the coffee shop where I work. 507 00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,703 - Really? - She's a philosophy prof. 508 00:25:56,728 --> 00:25:59,328 We have these really interesting debates. 509 00:25:59,353 --> 00:26:01,578 She's a Kantian, I'm a Utilitarian. 510 00:26:03,556 --> 00:26:09,896 If your client... urinates on my client's prized rose bushes again, 511 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,431 we want 100,000. 512 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:13,303 Fine. 513 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:15,662 If your client writes "Man-Whore" 514 00:26:15,687 --> 00:26:17,820 on my client's Maserati again... 515 00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:21,648 - Oh, for God's sake. - Sorry, what was that? 516 00:26:23,846 --> 00:26:25,479 I can't do this. 517 00:26:25,514 --> 00:26:28,815 I can no longer participate in this... farce. 518 00:26:28,851 --> 00:26:30,898 Clearly, neither of you think the other can change, 519 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,490 or we wouldn't be here. 520 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,909 Maybe we should just take a moment... 521 00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:38,036 If you can't forgive each other's past sins 522 00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:39,843 and genuinely move on, 523 00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:42,882 you have no business getting married again. 524 00:26:52,636 --> 00:26:55,169 I was gonna take the family to Maui 525 00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:57,499 with the spoils from their next divorce. 526 00:26:59,504 --> 00:27:01,404 Joanne broke up with me. 527 00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:10,618 Ms. Kovacs, why are you trying to get 528 00:27:10,643 --> 00:27:12,810 a restraining order against my client? 529 00:27:12,969 --> 00:27:14,269 You were there. 530 00:27:14,294 --> 00:27:16,728 You saw that woman ambush my child. 531 00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,580 Lizzie's convinced herself she was just some kook. 532 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,370 But she wasn't "just some kook". 533 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,653 She's Lizzie's biological mother. 534 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:26,126 You are Britney's biological mother. 535 00:27:26,151 --> 00:27:27,850 I don't care what the DNA results say. 536 00:27:28,072 --> 00:27:30,275 What's done can't be undone. 537 00:27:30,455 --> 00:27:33,478 Surely, you must be curious about your flesh-and-blood daughter? 538 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:37,430 Of course, I am, but my curiosity can't come at Lizzie's expense. 539 00:27:37,632 --> 00:27:39,832 Maybe when they're older, we can revisit this. 540 00:27:40,444 --> 00:27:42,197 Remind me... when did you first realize 541 00:27:42,222 --> 00:27:44,049 you might've been sent home with the wrong child? 542 00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:46,008 When you showed up on my doorstep. 543 00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:51,025 Ms. Kovacs, do you like coffee? 544 00:27:53,344 --> 00:27:54,744 Yes. I like coffee. 545 00:27:54,769 --> 00:27:57,710 There a lot of good coffee shops in your neighbourhood, are there not? 546 00:27:57,737 --> 00:28:00,839 - Yes, but I can't see why... - And yet you drive 547 00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:04,142 to a shop miles from your home or workplace 548 00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:06,667 to order your "flat white, single shot"... 549 00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:09,611 a shop where Britney, your biological daughter, 550 00:28:09,636 --> 00:28:11,969 has a part-time job. 551 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,295 You have long conversations with her 552 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,320 and leave 20 bucks for a $5 drink. 553 00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:18,511 Are you telling me that's a coincidence? 554 00:28:21,651 --> 00:28:24,452 I'll ask again, Ms. Kovacs... 555 00:28:24,809 --> 00:28:26,409 when did you first know 556 00:28:26,434 --> 00:28:28,167 Britney was your biological daughter? 557 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,814 I had an inkling... 558 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,283 early on. 559 00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:40,869 Oh, it seemed so crazy, I pushed it out of my mind, 560 00:28:40,894 --> 00:28:42,846 but... as time passed... 561 00:28:44,544 --> 00:28:45,971 We love Lizzie, 562 00:28:47,198 --> 00:28:49,131 but she's so different from us. 563 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:53,666 I remembered the mother who shared my hospital room. 564 00:28:54,353 --> 00:28:56,427 She kept saying how she wanted to name her daughter 565 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,642 after Britney Spears, because their last name was Shears. 566 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:04,063 So, a few years ago, I searched for Britney Shears on Facebook... 567 00:29:04,088 --> 00:29:05,520 and there she was! 568 00:29:07,862 --> 00:29:10,162 A carbon copy of my husband and me. 569 00:29:12,727 --> 00:29:15,228 I just wanted to get to know her a little. 570 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,987 I just needed to know she was okay. 571 00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:19,869 'Course you did. 572 00:29:20,829 --> 00:29:22,461 That's all my client wants, too. 573 00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:36,067 I really thought she'd be the woman I'd grow old with. 574 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,601 If you ask me... 575 00:29:38,915 --> 00:29:40,501 you dodged a bullet. 576 00:29:41,172 --> 00:29:42,315 I mean, this is the same woman 577 00:29:42,339 --> 00:29:45,477 who put cayenne pepper in your jockstrap. 578 00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:48,070 Because I slept with her jazzercise partner. 579 00:29:48,105 --> 00:29:50,272 She tossed a cocktail in your lap 580 00:29:50,307 --> 00:29:52,640 at a banquet full of your peers. 581 00:29:52,676 --> 00:29:54,443 Because she'd just found out 582 00:29:54,478 --> 00:29:56,383 I was sleeping with my secretary. 583 00:29:56,408 --> 00:30:00,315 She lit your Alfa Romeo on fire. 584 00:30:00,350 --> 00:30:02,048 Because I abandoned her... 585 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,384 and our daughter... 586 00:30:06,489 --> 00:30:09,072 and I thought I could just throw money at the problem. 587 00:30:17,627 --> 00:30:19,561 This is a painful situation, 588 00:30:19,596 --> 00:30:20,996 on so many levels. 589 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,631 To the Kovacs and Shears families... 590 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,763 your girls have clearly been raised by parents 591 00:30:25,798 --> 00:30:27,098 who love them very much. 592 00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:29,534 And while I know this is the start of a new, 593 00:30:29,569 --> 00:30:32,737 and I'm sure, sometimes painful, journey, 594 00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:34,906 the girls deserve to know the truth 595 00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:37,601 and have a chance at a meaningful relationship 596 00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:39,043 with their biological parents. 597 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,978 I'm dismissing the application for a restraining order. 598 00:30:43,815 --> 00:30:45,449 High-five! 599 00:30:45,484 --> 00:30:46,484 Yeah! 600 00:31:00,872 --> 00:31:01,872 Maggie? 601 00:31:03,369 --> 00:31:05,453 When did you get back? Where's Harmony? 602 00:31:05,478 --> 00:31:07,137 She's with my mom. 603 00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:09,408 I got back five weeks ago. 604 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:11,953 Five weeks? 605 00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:15,178 You abduct our child, and then you waltz back into town, 606 00:31:15,213 --> 00:31:17,592 and just, what... hope that we never run into each other? 607 00:31:17,616 --> 00:31:18,682 I never should have left. 608 00:31:18,717 --> 00:31:21,585 I was so messed-up, I had post-partum depression. 609 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:23,653 I haven't seen my daughter in months. 610 00:31:23,689 --> 00:31:24,654 I tried to call you. 611 00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:26,289 - Don't lie to me! - I did. 612 00:31:26,324 --> 00:31:29,358 Your girlfriend said you wanted nothing to do with me. 613 00:31:29,394 --> 00:31:30,961 I called a few more times after that, 614 00:31:30,996 --> 00:31:34,464 you never picked up, so... yeah. 615 00:31:34,499 --> 00:31:37,233 - I quit trying. - I never got any messages. 616 00:31:37,268 --> 00:31:38,835 Check your phone. 617 00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:54,908 You have six new messages. 618 00:31:59,932 --> 00:32:01,322 One more sleep! 619 00:32:01,347 --> 00:32:04,142 This time tomorrow, we'll be settin' sail! 620 00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:06,115 Hey. Me again. 621 00:32:06,612 --> 00:32:08,812 Look, I don't really know what's up with you, 622 00:32:08,837 --> 00:32:10,056 but we should really talk. 623 00:32:10,081 --> 00:32:11,247 Next message. 624 00:32:11,495 --> 00:32:12,760 Seriously, Lucy? 625 00:32:12,785 --> 00:32:14,718 You took me to court to get co-parenting rights, 626 00:32:14,743 --> 00:32:16,143 and now you're ghosting me? 627 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,775 My lawyer was right, you are a flake. 628 00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:23,777 Five more weeks of my baby girl's life. 629 00:32:24,205 --> 00:32:25,889 I did it for you. 630 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,259 You couldn't see how much pain you were in. 631 00:32:28,284 --> 00:32:30,626 I was just trying to help you draw healthy boundaries. 632 00:32:30,651 --> 00:32:31,816 Stop! 633 00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:33,834 Just stop it. 634 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,083 We're done, Kelly. 635 00:32:37,108 --> 00:32:38,445 I'm gonna stay at a hotel. 636 00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:40,336 You can pick up your stuff when you get back. 637 00:32:40,621 --> 00:32:42,150 Enjoy the cruise. 638 00:32:54,588 --> 00:32:56,588 I can't believe I was so stupid. 639 00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:57,879 You weren't stupid. 640 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,259 She was very convincing. 641 00:33:03,475 --> 00:33:04,975 I'm really sorry, Luce. 642 00:33:05,948 --> 00:33:07,080 The ship leaves tonight. 643 00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:08,842 I'm just gonna stay late 644 00:33:08,877 --> 00:33:10,392 and head home once I'm sure she's gone. 645 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:11,616 No. No, you won't. 646 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:13,774 You will come with me to Martina and Quinn's wedding. 647 00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,199 Sorry, Daniel. 648 00:33:15,224 --> 00:33:17,957 I'm not in the mood. Plus, I already RSVP'ed "no". 649 00:33:17,982 --> 00:33:20,001 Hey! I'm the emcee. Remember? 650 00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:21,225 I got some pull. 651 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:25,008 - Oh, Craig. - You are coming. 652 00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:26,726 Take your mind off things. 653 00:33:27,871 --> 00:33:29,003 Besides... 654 00:33:29,028 --> 00:33:31,462 I need you to be my narcissistic supply. 655 00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:34,552 Too soon, Daniel. 656 00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:46,305 - You like school, Lizzie? - I guess. 657 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:49,398 I like my friends and all, but my grades are kind of in the toilet. 658 00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:51,611 You don't need good grades to make something of yourself. 659 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,622 Look at Carla, she's a bus driver. 660 00:33:53,658 --> 00:33:55,491 Yeah, and Dwayne has his own tattoo shop. 661 00:33:55,526 --> 00:33:56,992 - Yeah. - Show her, show her. 662 00:33:57,027 --> 00:33:58,760 Show you... 663 00:33:58,796 --> 00:33:59,961 No way! 664 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,830 The "Great Dane's" my favourite wrestler! 665 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:03,031 Seriously? 666 00:34:03,322 --> 00:34:04,766 You see that last match? 667 00:34:04,802 --> 00:34:07,135 Oh, who could have seen that babyface-turn coming? 668 00:34:11,035 --> 00:34:13,302 How's about when he gave Vlad the Impaler... 669 00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:15,901 How you doing? 670 00:34:16,912 --> 00:34:19,610 I feel like Jane Eyre wandering the moors. 671 00:34:20,008 --> 00:34:22,141 Alone and misunderstood. 672 00:34:23,842 --> 00:34:26,209 What if I don't belong in either family? 673 00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:28,690 Britney? 674 00:34:28,725 --> 00:34:30,491 Would you like to see my library? 675 00:34:30,962 --> 00:34:33,861 - You have an actual library? - Yes. 676 00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:37,532 - Like, a room devoted to books? - Yes. 677 00:34:38,668 --> 00:34:40,167 The only books we have at our house 678 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,283 are a stack of Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. 679 00:34:42,308 --> 00:34:44,308 Oh! 680 00:34:53,450 --> 00:34:56,517 I still don't get the difference between income and equity, do you? 681 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:58,665 Of course, I do. Ms. Bianchi! 682 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,384 Do you want to sign Daniel's card and go in on a gift for him? 683 00:35:01,409 --> 00:35:02,509 For his promotion. 684 00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:05,754 How long have you known about it? 685 00:35:07,229 --> 00:35:08,795 About a week? 686 00:35:09,088 --> 00:35:11,022 Everyone's putting in 20 bucks. 687 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:18,705 Do you think it's too much if I sign it, "With love, Cecil"? 688 00:35:21,241 --> 00:35:24,040 I'm so sorry, Lucy-Goosey. 689 00:35:24,673 --> 00:35:27,381 We'll go out for dinner this weekend, okay? 690 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:28,509 Thanks, Dad. 691 00:35:28,534 --> 00:35:31,869 - It'll cheer up both of us. - Why do you need cheering up? 692 00:35:31,894 --> 00:35:34,041 Luce, we need to go get ready for the wedding. 693 00:35:34,289 --> 00:35:36,956 - Whose wedding? - No one you know. 694 00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:38,822 Have a good evening, you two. 695 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,613 I spied on you once. 696 00:35:47,004 --> 00:35:48,400 When I was 13. 697 00:35:49,301 --> 00:35:51,509 Things at home were particularly... 698 00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,186 so I looked you up in the phone book. 699 00:35:58,431 --> 00:36:00,014 Took the bus to your house... 700 00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:03,053 the one you had with Lucy's mom. 701 00:36:05,295 --> 00:36:07,749 You were in the yard with Daniel and Lucy. 702 00:36:09,826 --> 00:36:12,827 Daniel must have been five. Lucy was just a toddler. 703 00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:17,756 You were playing "horsey" with them. 704 00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,256 It looked really nice. 705 00:36:44,998 --> 00:36:46,208 When I was little, 706 00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:47,577 I didn't realize my mom was different. 707 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:51,295 I had just assumed all moms felt "under the weather" 708 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,342 and slept until noon on weekends, 709 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,467 that other moms snapped at their kids 710 00:36:55,502 --> 00:36:56,468 for being too loud 711 00:36:56,503 --> 00:36:58,092 when they had a splitting headache. 712 00:36:59,373 --> 00:37:03,210 It wasn't until I got older that I realized it was not normal. 713 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,020 I never had a sleepover at our house 714 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:09,069 because I was terrified my mom would be drunk. 715 00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:12,350 I'd see my friends with their moms 716 00:37:12,386 --> 00:37:14,483 and wish one of them was mine. 717 00:37:16,055 --> 00:37:18,788 It was our family's dirty secret... 718 00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,601 until my mom puked in court, 719 00:37:21,626 --> 00:37:23,835 and suddenly, our private shame became public. 720 00:37:25,831 --> 00:37:28,467 I know alcoholism is a disease. 721 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,163 I know people drink to escape. 722 00:37:32,571 --> 00:37:34,639 But I can't help wondering... 723 00:37:35,311 --> 00:37:37,845 what was she trying to escape from? 724 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:40,600 From her family? 725 00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:44,264 From me? 726 00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:49,387 I know she's trying to get better, 727 00:37:49,422 --> 00:37:52,332 but it doesn't change the damage she did in the past. 728 00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:02,882 We are gathered here to join you in matrimony 729 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:05,239 in front of these witnesses. 730 00:38:05,653 --> 00:38:07,786 If anyone here knows of any reason 731 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:09,588 that would prevent these two people 732 00:38:09,623 --> 00:38:12,072 from getting married, speak now 733 00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:14,961 or forever hold your peace. 734 00:38:14,986 --> 00:38:19,332 Quinn, do you take Martina to be your wife? 735 00:38:19,656 --> 00:38:21,090 I do. 736 00:38:21,845 --> 00:38:23,245 Martina, 737 00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:26,621 do you take Quinn to be your husband? 738 00:38:35,935 --> 00:38:36,935 I do. 739 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:40,719 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 740 00:38:40,744 --> 00:38:42,294 Now, go on, kiss already! 741 00:39:00,558 --> 00:39:01,924 Abby, what's up? 742 00:39:04,632 --> 00:39:06,065 Did you know 743 00:39:06,374 --> 00:39:08,207 about Sofia's essay? 744 00:39:09,762 --> 00:39:10,966 I did. 745 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:13,810 Have you read it? 746 00:39:15,064 --> 00:39:16,330 She wanted us to proof it. 747 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,488 Us? 748 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,423 She doesn't mean half of it. 749 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,141 She was going for the drama. 750 00:39:23,785 --> 00:39:25,427 It's what teenage girls do. 751 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,932 Can I speak to her? 752 00:39:29,259 --> 00:39:32,226 I... I don't think that's a good idea right now. 753 00:39:34,059 --> 00:39:35,763 Let's give it a few days, okay? 754 00:40:21,172 --> 00:40:23,907 Hey. I just stole a bottle of tequila from the bar. 755 00:40:26,997 --> 00:40:28,485 It's good tequila. 756 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,918 Kudos. 757 00:40:33,571 --> 00:40:35,070 You did a great job. 758 00:40:36,966 --> 00:40:38,431 Just glad it's over. 759 00:40:38,456 --> 00:40:42,070 Yeah, now maybe you can finally move on. 760 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,247 It's time. 761 00:40:45,057 --> 00:40:47,734 It was time months ago, bro, but better late than never. 762 00:40:52,170 --> 00:40:54,633 The thing is, they're great people. 763 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:57,327 And they're great together. 764 00:41:00,165 --> 00:41:02,367 I just wish I'd never slept with Martina. 765 00:41:02,392 --> 00:41:03,883 - Hey, you don't mean that! - I do. 766 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:07,429 Even though it was hands-down the best sex of my life... 767 00:41:07,454 --> 00:41:08,620 Ooh? 768 00:41:08,645 --> 00:41:10,579 If we hadn't acted on our feelings, 769 00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:12,875 maybe I could have found a way to stay friends with both of them. 770 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,065 Ah. 771 00:41:14,615 --> 00:41:16,381 Your mic is hot. 772 00:41:16,895 --> 00:41:19,275 Your... mic... is... hot. 773 00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:34,070 Hey, do you mind if I stay? 774 00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:36,795 'Cause one of the bridesmaids is kind of giving me the vibes. 775 00:41:39,881 --> 00:41:42,706 - I am so... - Just go. 776 00:42:04,115 --> 00:42:07,207 Hi. 777 00:42:07,232 --> 00:42:08,765 What are you doing? 778 00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:12,390 You didn't honestly think I'd go on the cruise by myself, did you? 779 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:14,664 I'd be so lonely. 780 00:42:15,011 --> 00:42:18,797 I think I made myself pretty clear. 781 00:42:18,822 --> 00:42:19,988 You did. 782 00:42:20,231 --> 00:42:22,664 And I can see why you would be upset. 783 00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:25,266 But I am confident we can get through this. 784 00:42:25,536 --> 00:42:27,859 I'm going to go crash in the guest room, okay? 785 00:42:28,447 --> 00:42:31,905 We can hash this out once we've both had time to cool off. 786 00:42:48,852 --> 00:42:49,818 Hi. 787 00:42:52,343 --> 00:42:54,976 I tried calling you. I just really needed to see you. 788 00:43:25,817 --> 00:43:30,817 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.MY-SUBS.com --