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BENJAMIN: With a mum like mine,
sex ed is kind of redundant.

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She's always been "testicles" this,
"vaginas" that.

3
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It's probably on purpose.

4
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Making us associate sex with
her voice is a great contraceptive.

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Ben?

6
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Did you hear about Rory?

7
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Rory Rory?

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He's having a party Friday night.

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We are so going!

10
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Wait. Are we invited?

11
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We heard about it. Same thing.

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Melissa, the whole senior
drama troupe will be there.

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And understudies.
This is big!

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And - it gets bigger.

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(WHISPERS) Not possible.
It's fancy dress.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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MR MALLORY: Miss Hills, Mr Law,
tone it down.

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Excitement in this class
is not appropriate.

19
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There are policies around that.

20
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(SIGHS)

21
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It's still good, I think.

22
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Ooh, these expired two months ago.

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Probably need your stomach pumped.

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Ai, 'best before' - just suggestion!

25
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Yeah, you tell your customer that
after they shit themselves to death.

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Guys, guys, guys! Melissa and I
got invited to a party!

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Oh!
All the drama kids are going.

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It's the social event of the year.

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Wait. Is this Rory's thing?
Yeah.

30
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Who Rory?
He's in my bio class. Drama captain.

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Your class? This is a year 12 party?

32
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You're not in year 12.

33
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Age is a mindset, Mum,
especially in...

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Not going. End of story.

35
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Dad?
Well, I...

36
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I know what the Aussie kids
get up to.

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They drink-drink,
talk the bullshit, do the fingering.

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How is that fun?

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Mum...
You're just a baby.

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I'm 15!
Exactly.

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You don't even have your hairs yet.

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Mum! (WHISPERS) That was
a private conversation!

43
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It's just a party.

44
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Yes. With big kids
doing big...things.

45
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You not ready.

46
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Yes, I am! Trust me!

47
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I do trust you.

48
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I don't trust them.

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JENNY: Well, when did you
use it last?

50
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Have you checked your pockets?
MICHELLE: Why would it be there?

51
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Because that's where
you always keep it!

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TAMMY: Ow! Mum!
Hey, girls! No violence!

53
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Use your words!

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(SQUEALS) I will cut you!
Oh, my God!

55
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Actually, don't use
your words either!

56
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Oh!

57
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Struggling?

58
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I'm fine. I'm fine.

59
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(SNORTS) No, you're not.

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What are you up to Friday night?

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The usual. Cook, clean,
laundry, iron, hang myself.

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Come on, don't be a martyr.

63
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When was the last time
you had a girls' night out?

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You can't rem...
W...

65
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1994.
That is the saddest thing
I have ever heard.

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Five kids need their mummy.

67
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You know what?

68
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Those kids aren't babies anymore.

69
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Live a little.

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I dare you.

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Ai, ah-Leung. You have to take
the kids Friday night.

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I'm having a girls' night out.
Friday? Can't.

73
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Why? You don't go out.
And you don't have friends.

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What? You don't!

75
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Uh, Ming-Zhu said
she'll have dinner with me.

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Oh, you're talking now?
That's great.

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Yeah. Finally took my call.

78
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Just had to ring 20 times
and she pick up.

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Women. They like persistence.

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Yes. We love to be worn down
until we can't say no.

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Allow me.
Thought you might be hungry.

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You made this?
Yep.

83
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Folded the washing.
Unblocked the shower drain.

84
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Some people are definitely
compensating in the pubes department.

85
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And got the girls to do homework.

86
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You got them to do homework?

87
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They listen to me.
Guess they see me as mature.

88
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The answer is still no.

89
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Mmm.

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Mum, come on.

91
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Ah-lieu-ah. Tomorrow night
you babysit the kids, OK?

92
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We're not kids.

93
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Since when do YOU go out?
Diane's taking me.

94
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We're going to be
ladies of the night.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

96
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How did you change your mum's mind?

97
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I didn't.

98
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I'm sneaking out.
Ben!

99
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You're, like, THE biggest
goody-two-shoes I know.

100
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Gee, thanks for the character
assassination, Melissa.

101
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No, it's just...I've never seen
this side to you before.

102
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You're so bad!

103
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Especially for an Asian.

104
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Slightly racist.

105
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Children, now we've covered anatomy,

106
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we can move on to explore
what to do - or NOT to do -

107
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with those body parts.

108
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Today, we're going to discuss
risky behaviour, peer pressure

109
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and why sleep doesn't
constitute consent.

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What are the dangers?

111
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How do we avoid them?

112
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What better way to learn...

113
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..than with role play?!

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(OCKER ACCENT) Go on, mate.
Have another.

115
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Can't hurt ya.

116
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Oh, don't tell me you're already
onto the water, ya girl!

117
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Nah, I-I think I've had enough.
Put the pressure on.

118
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Mate, come on!
Ya gotta be fuggin' kiddin' me!

119
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Language.

120
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Sorry.
Yield.

121
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Well, I...I guess
one more couldn't hurt.

122
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And freeze!

123
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What do we think will happen next?

124
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He has another beer
and they both go home safely?

125
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He is punched in the face and dies!

126
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Ask yourself.

127
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Are you really ready for this?

128
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All misfortunes start
with poor decisions.

129
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Spiked drinks. Methamphetamines
in a bowl of Twisties.

130
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Something may seem like
harmless fun, then BAM!

131
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You're admitted to ICU
with a spinal cord injury.

132
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New scenario.

133
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It's just adults
trying to scare us, right?

134
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Yeah. No, definitely.

135
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Plus, it's a drama party.
We're artists, not animals.

136
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Totally. It'll be
all about the costumes.

137
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Oh, what are we even doing
for costumes?

138
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I'll sort those out,
since you're on the down low.

139
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What about booze?

140
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What about it?
Well, we need some.

141
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Didn't you listen to Mr Mallory?

142
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Ben, it's a year 12 party.
We are not turning up empty-handed.

143
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What are we gonna do?
Sit around eating fairy bread?

144
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(GAGS)

145
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Hey, little buddy.

146
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Oh. Wayne. Hi.

147
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Oop! (CHUCKLES) Whatcha got there?

148
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Oh.

149
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It's, um...

150
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..traditional Chinese medicine.

151
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Ah.
It's for a personal issue.

152
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Looks nasty.

153
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Though, Chinese medicine did help
with a fungal infection I had once.

154
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(WHISTLES) You should have seen
the chafing.

155
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Oh, yeah, another story
for another time.

156
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OK.

157
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,320
So, think it'll be a late night?

158
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I don't know.
Mummy's had a long week.

159
00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,440
Well, yeah. I'll probably be in bed
by the time you come back.

160
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Hey. About your party.

161
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Yeah?

162
00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,960
One day, you'll be big enough.
Just not yet.

163
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Your body's still growing.
You understand, right?

164
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Yeah, totally. Hey, time's a-tickin'!

165
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Mum!
Don't dob!

166
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One of you is always bleeding at
the worst time! What happened now?

167
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Tammy-Jer...tennis racquet.

168
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What are you doing?
Diane can wait. Mich needs me.

169
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No, no, no, no. You go.
I can deal with this.

170
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Tam, get some ice.
Mum, seriously, I've got this.

171
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I've got my Cert I in First Aid,
remember?

172
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OK.

173
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Oh, my baby boy! Always so good!

174
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(OPENS, CLOSES DOOR)

175
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Ben! (MOANS) Oww!

176
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)

177
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(CHUCKLES)

178
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Don't worry. I'm not by myself.
My friend is coming.

179
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Don't want people thinking
I'm an Asian prostitute! (LAUGHS)

180
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(MOVIE PLAYS ON TV)

181
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(COUGHS VIOLENTLY)

182
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Ooh!
Eww! Foul!

183
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,120
Ben, gross. Cough into your elbow.

184
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Sorry. I've had
a weird throat all day.

185
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Do you have taam?

186
00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,920
Mmm, yep. Phlegm's been nonstop.

187
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,080
My tummy feels weird.

188
00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,400
And...

189
00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,440
..my skeleton's hurting.

190
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,360
Anyway, might head to bed
before it gets worse.

191
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,160
Have an early night.

192
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,680
They totally bought it!
Meet you at the corner.

193
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,960
MELISSA: OK. I'll have
your costume waiting.

194
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,120
Melissa, I'm not changing
behind a bush!

195
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,800
Just be there, Ben. (HANGS UP)

196
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,560
Ah! Arggh!
(THUMP!)

197
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,360
Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

198
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,920
The oldest was having boy problems

199
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,840
and the youngest was just...
having problems.

200
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,840
You waiting long?
No, it's fine.

201
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,120
You haven't got a drink yet.
Well, I wanted to wait for you.

202
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,920
Ah. First round is on me.
You stay there.

203
00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,680
Oh! I'm so hungry,
I could eat a dog.

204
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,960
(CHUCKLES) You know,
I actually did eat dog once.

205
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,600
Who hasn't?

206
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,560
Um, this way. After you.

207
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,520
Uh, so, this is nice, eh?

208
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,640
It's been a long time.

209
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,720
Um...you know, Ming-Zhu, uh...

210
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:47,320
..after the heart attack,
when I said those things...

211
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,640
..if I hurt your feelings...

212
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,640
..I'm sorry.

213
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,440
And, uh, I realise now I...

214
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,080
..I make big mistake.

215
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,840
I...
Ai! Boring!

216
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,640
Boring, boring, boring!

217
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:09,440
Too much talking.
Feelings this, feelings that.

218
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,600
You want to be back on?
Good. Me too. Let's do.

219
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:19,120
No need for talk, talk, talk.
Waste of time. Just move on.

220
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,800
Agree?

221
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,440
(DANCE MUSIC, HUBBUB IN DISTANCE)

222
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,480
(LATEX SQUEAKS)

223
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,800
You sure about these costumes?

224
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,920
Yeah. We look awesome.
We've totally pulled this off.

225
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,320
What am I supposed to be, though?
I think my knee-pits are sweating.

226
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,400
I think you're a motorcyclist.

227
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,720
Oh. Cool! Where'd you get them?

228
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,760
Mum and Dad have a shelf
full of them. Ready?

229
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,960
SONG: # And I couldn't
believe my eyes

230
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,160
# I couldn't believe my ears

231
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,680
♪ I couldn't believe my luck... ♪

232
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,320
I still don't get
why it's made of PVC.

233
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,000
Doesn't exactly breathe.

234
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,720
# And I couldn't believe my eyes

235
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,040
# I couldn't believe my ears

236
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,240
♪ But I'm looking at you now... ♪

237
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,040
(SPLASH!)

238
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,360
What now?

239
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,880
Should we have a drink?

240
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,520
OK.

241
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,520
Baileys, red wine
and pineapple juice.

242
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,360
Mine's...

243
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,960
I'm not sure.

244
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,800
Here. Pineapple juice
makes anything drinkable.

245
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,320
Mmm...
(GAGS)

246
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,200
Oh! I get it now.
Everything wipes right off.

247
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,680
(BOTH LAUGH)

248
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,720
(BOTH LAUGH)

249
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,080
Oh! Are these free?
Uh...thanks, we didn't order these.

250
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,720
They're from the fellas over there.

251
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,600
Enjoy.

252
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,400
Wait! What if they spiked?
They're not spiked!

253
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,920
See?

254
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,400
Do we have to talk to them now?

255
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,040
Do you want to?

256
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,800
Uh, not really.
There's your answer.

257
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,680
But then again,
isn't that how people meet?

258
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,320
Men buy the drink, women say hello?

259
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,880
How else do you find the one?

260
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,760
'The one'?

261
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,840
You know, the person
you're supposed to be with.

262
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,120
There's, what,
7 billion people in the world

263
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,200
and you reckon there's
only one person for you?

264
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,560
Ai, everyone has their soulmate-lah.

265
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,400
You still believe that?

266
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,800
Why not?

267
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,040
(CHUCKLES) You're a dark horse,
Jenny Phang.

268
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,800
Remember what Mr Mallory said?

269
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,480
Stay hydrated and eat
a fist-sized amount of food...
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

270
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,600
There he is. (SIGHS)

271
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,840
(DANCE MUSIC)

272
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,240
I'm gonna talk to him.

273
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,680
Melissa, what? No.
What are you even gonna say?

274
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,880
I don't know. I'll improv.

275
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,480
Oh, you know you're better
with scripted material!

276
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,400
Hi, Rory.

277
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,840
(CHUCKLES) Um...hi.

278
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,320
Bo Peep.

279
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,560
Ah, you've lost your sheep.

280
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,480
Want to help me find them?

281
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,600
Hi. I'm Benjamin Law.

282
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,840
Thanks...
Do you know where you saw them last?

283
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,960
If I knew, they wouldn't be...lost.

284
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,640
Do you think they're vulnerable?

285
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,880
BOY: Come here!
BOY: Time to get it on!

286
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,360
(CHEERING)

287
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,840
(CHEERING, LAUGHTER)

288
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,560
(SEVERAL EXCLAIM)

289
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,000
Uh...n-no...

290
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,720
(CHEERING)

291
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,600
Toilet!

292
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,000
(GASPS)

293
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,000
GIRL: Shut the door, pervert!

294
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,840
Sorry!

295
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,400
(BOTH LAUGH)

296
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,080
Shh!

297
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

298
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,960
I love this song!
What?

299
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,840
What?

300
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,280
No! Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wh-what... Is this allowed?

301
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,400
Does it matter?
Oh!

302
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,400
(GASPS) Diane! What...?

303
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,840
No! (SQUEALS)
(LAUGHS)

304
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:57,360
SONG: # Don't know, don't care
Every day's the weekend

305
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,760
# My hands are cold
but my feet are not

306
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,440
# Are you leaving me
or have you just forgot?

307
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,520
# Because in the end,
we were never friends, but more

308
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,640
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

309
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,520
# You've got things like a family

310
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,000
# They're a bigger deal
than I'll ever be

311
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,200
# But that's OK,
we should ride this wave to shore

312
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,720
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh... ♪

313
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,560
(BOTH LAUGH)

314
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,640
Oh! Law Ji-Leung! (LAUGHS)

315
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,120
Hi, Ming-Zhu!

316
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,920
Hello, Jenny!

317
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,240
I can see your panties! (LAUGHS)
Ooh!

318
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,640
You realise people
can see you, right?

319
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,400
If you don't like it, don't watch!

320
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,200
Let's go.

321
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,760
Sorry, sorry. Sore feet.

322
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,160
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

323
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)

324
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,880
Melissa, where have you been?
I only sent you a million texts!

325
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,400
With Rory.
Sorry, was I gone for long?

326
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,480
Did you engage in risky behaviour?

327
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,360
That's it. We're going!

328
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,520
Do we need to pick up
a pregnancy test on the way?

329
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,440
I want to stay.

330
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,400
Why?
It's awesome!

331
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,480
(SCOFFS) How is this awesome?

332
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,720
No-brand snacks. Half-arsed costumes.

333
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,280
Someone literally came
as a bin liner!

334
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,440
They're the bag
from American Beauty!

335
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,600
And the only activity
is face-sucking!

336
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,200
How is that awesome?

337
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,920
Cannabis.

338
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,560
They have got
illicit substances here.

339
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,400
Ben, you need to chill.

340
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,960
Are we passive-smoking it now?
What if we become addicted?

341
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,640
Ben!
God! They're gonna make us join in!

342
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,800
Ben!
There's probably meth here!

343
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,680
Ben!
What?

344
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,760
Maybe your mum was right.

345
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,800
It's nothing to be ashamed of,
but you might not be...

346
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,280
..ready for this.

347
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,480
(SYNTH POP PLAYS)

348
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,800
(PHONE RINGS)

349
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,800
Wae? Benji!

350
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,440
Mum?

351
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,160
Don't be angry...

352
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,840
..but...

353
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,600
(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC)

354
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,760
Where's my baby Benji boy?!

355
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,560
Mum!

356
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,480
Ah-Ben!

357
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,800
You come with me now!

358
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,080
Wha...? Ow! Ow!

359
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,800
I know I've said it already, Mum...

360
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,560
..but I'm really sorry.

361
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,520
Mum?

362
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,760
Mum, you're starting to scare me.

363
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,840
How do you think Mummy felt
when I got your phone call?

364
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,000
How do you think I feel right now?

365
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,440
I didn't raise you like this.

366
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,480
What's the point
of asking me anything

367
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,880
if you're going to do
what you want anyway?

368
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,160
You snuck out!

369
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,000
I'm really sorry.
And I won't do it again, Mum.

370
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,240
Mum?

371
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,920
Mum!

372
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,400
Get the bin!
What?

373
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,160
Now!

374
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,520
(PANTS)

375
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,840
Thanks.

376
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,840
I am sorry, you know.

377
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,480
I know.

378
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,760
Oh, I got some on your pants.

379
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,120
That's OK. Wipes right off.

380
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,600
(THUMP!)
BOTH: Whoa!

381
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,400
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
So sorry. In my own world.

382
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,000
GIRLS: Oooh!

383
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,000
Ben is being bullied.
Arggh!

384
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,320
Nice one, ladyboy.

385
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,400
This bully gwei-jae
is abusing our son!

386
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,320
Get thick skin and suck it off.

387
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,920
Captions by Red Bee Media
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