1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:02,030 Previously on Family Law... 2 00:00:02,031 --> 00:00:04,468 My name is Abigail and I'm, uh... 3 00:00:04,469 --> 00:00:05,625 a schm-alcoholic. 4 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,937 No other lawyer in town would touch you... 5 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,462 Not even your own firm. 6 00:00:09,463 --> 00:00:12,330 Daniel and Lucy Svensson, your brother and sister. 7 00:00:13,626 --> 00:00:16,235 I don't want to have to explain my 40-year-old boomerang kid 8 00:00:16,236 --> 00:00:17,680 on the first date. Go! 9 00:00:17,681 --> 00:00:20,339 - It'll be nice having you back home. - "... ish." Home-ish. 10 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:23,319 Ever since you arrived, I hate coming to the office. 11 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,141 Not at all thrilled to be your co-counsel... 12 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:28,164 But I guess it's a small price to pay for partnership. 13 00:00:28,165 --> 00:00:30,022 I did what you asked. I made Daniel partner. 14 00:00:30,023 --> 00:00:32,382 Gay people want civil unions... Fine... 15 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,441 But don't force the rest of us to redefine 16 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:36,305 the legal definition of marriage 17 00:00:36,306 --> 00:00:37,664 to suit your agenda! 18 00:00:37,665 --> 00:00:39,588 This is the same woman that said 19 00:00:39,589 --> 00:00:42,594 trans people were mentally ill attention-seekers. 20 00:00:42,595 --> 00:00:44,485 It was a great interview! 21 00:00:44,486 --> 00:00:47,088 Except for the part where you're dating Crystal Steele. 22 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,434 She was... 23 00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:50,725 - this morning. - Ew. 24 00:00:50,726 --> 00:00:53,316 That time you kissed Lucy, did you know she was married? 25 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:55,742 - It's over. - Yes, it is. 26 00:00:57,110 --> 00:01:00,723 By the way... I'm pregnant. 27 00:01:00,724 --> 00:01:02,524 Who's Felicity? 28 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:04,623 Frank. 29 00:01:04,624 --> 00:01:06,524 And you... must be Felicity. 30 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,116 Have a great night, you two. 31 00:01:09,117 --> 00:01:10,670 She found out. 32 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,738 I didn't know where else to go. 33 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,829 I'm so sorry. 34 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,929 I wanted to think better of Frank, I really did. 35 00:01:31,476 --> 00:01:33,234 But he's just like the rest of them, 36 00:01:33,235 --> 00:01:34,767 ruled by his joystick. 37 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:37,280 It's utterly selfish! 38 00:01:37,281 --> 00:01:39,343 The worst kind of betrayal. 39 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:42,336 If I ruled the world, I would go Old Testament... 40 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,162 I'd round up all the cheaters, line 'em up against a wall, 41 00:01:45,163 --> 00:01:47,068 and stone them to death! 42 00:01:47,069 --> 00:01:49,735 Ahem. 43 00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:54,208 Who are you, and why are you in my pajamas? 44 00:01:54,209 --> 00:01:56,844 Mom... this is Lucy. 45 00:01:57,820 --> 00:02:00,126 - Abby's sister. - Half-sister. 46 00:02:00,127 --> 00:02:01,418 Oh. 47 00:02:01,419 --> 00:02:03,252 You're the one he had with his secretary. 48 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:08,574 And might I ask why you spent the night at my house? 49 00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:11,042 I'm gonna let Lucy fill you in. 50 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:15,828 Well? Come on. 51 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:19,695 I'm dating a network TV personality. 52 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:21,154 Let me do a few shows first. 53 00:02:21,155 --> 00:02:23,039 You're gonna knock it out of the park. 54 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,231 - Nobody does outrage better than you. - Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,963 Ah, this is the first time in my life 56 00:02:27,964 --> 00:02:30,047 I don't have to do my own make-up. 57 00:02:30,048 --> 00:02:33,287 Or lighting, or editing. I have a team! 58 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:36,867 Let's celebrate your debut over dinner at CinCin. 59 00:02:36,868 --> 00:02:39,126 Perfect. I'll come by your office. 60 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:41,501 Or we can just meet at my place. 61 00:02:41,502 --> 00:02:43,969 You still don't want me around your family, huh? 62 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,783 - It's complicated. - Well, at some point, 63 00:02:47,784 --> 00:02:51,420 we're going to have to un-complicate it, because... 64 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,120 I'm not going anywhere. 65 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:02,163 Svensson and Associates. How may I direct your call? 66 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:05,742 Morning, Daniel. Craig. "Daniel Craig!" 67 00:03:05,743 --> 00:03:08,484 "Svensson and Svensson," when you answer the phones. 68 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:11,439 Right! Of course. Congratulations again! 69 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,654 - Morning, Ms. Bianchi. - Morning, Nina. Why is Craig...? 70 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,021 I adopted him. 71 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:17,145 He's mine. 72 00:03:17,146 --> 00:03:18,869 Mm. Least you'll have one sentient being 73 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,270 who loves you just the way you are. 74 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:22,283 I'm gonna need you to write up 75 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:24,598 a publication of notice for the class action, ASAP. 76 00:03:24,599 --> 00:03:26,203 Jerri, schedule a partners' meeting? 77 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:28,281 Cecil, contact I.T.. We need to update 78 00:03:28,282 --> 00:03:29,585 the corporate logo. 79 00:03:29,936 --> 00:03:30,825 And, Nina, 80 00:03:30,826 --> 00:03:31,882 I'm gonna need you 81 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:33,384 to remove your personal items from your desk. 82 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:35,359 - Am I fired? - Of course not. 83 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,570 But you are first point of contact when clients arrive. 84 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:39,639 We need to project a professional image. 85 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,280 No, he's not gonna see the irony. 86 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,169 Boardroom in 10. New client. Don't be late. 87 00:03:51,304 --> 00:03:54,026 He'll calm down once he's marked his territory. 88 00:03:54,027 --> 00:03:56,393 And I'm not talking about the dog. 89 00:03:56,931 --> 00:04:01,063 My husband, Bert, died a year and a half ago. 90 00:04:01,064 --> 00:04:03,689 Oh, we're sorry for your loss. 91 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:06,984 He... left early one morning and never came home. 92 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,553 The police found his car by the Fraser River. 93 00:04:09,909 --> 00:04:13,868 They found his Crocs washed up on shore. 94 00:04:13,869 --> 00:04:15,580 His wallet was still in the car. 95 00:04:15,581 --> 00:04:17,805 The only thing they didn't recover 96 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:19,754 - was Bert. - Norma... 97 00:04:19,755 --> 00:04:22,174 I can't imagine what you're going through. 98 00:04:22,175 --> 00:04:25,656 - Do you need help with his estate? - No. 99 00:04:25,657 --> 00:04:27,431 Nothing like that. 100 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:28,632 No, I... 101 00:04:29,126 --> 00:04:31,150 I watch a lot of cat videos. 102 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:33,930 I know, I know... "don't we all?" 103 00:04:33,931 --> 00:04:36,899 A friend of mine sent me this one... 104 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,518 yesterday. 105 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,989 I'm afraid I don't understand. 106 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,447 That's Bert. 107 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:49,937 I'm sure of it. 108 00:04:50,948 --> 00:04:55,484 My dead husband... is very much alive. 109 00:05:24,796 --> 00:05:26,929 That was Bert's laugh. 110 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,210 And... you see the birthmark? 111 00:05:29,508 --> 00:05:32,400 I thought it looked like an octopus. 112 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:35,558 - Bert thought it looked like a squid. - Norma... 113 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:39,083 our hearts go out to you, but the chances that it's him... 114 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:41,851 Okay. Just, um... 115 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:45,558 Our 25th wedding anniversary. 116 00:05:45,559 --> 00:05:47,092 You see? 117 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,773 Let's just say for a minute that it is him. 118 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:52,968 If he's alive and well, 119 00:05:53,342 --> 00:05:55,266 why wouldn't he contact you? 120 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,757 Well, uh... 121 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:57,782 Okay. 122 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,483 Uh, Bert and I, 123 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:01,630 we had a good marriage. 124 00:06:01,631 --> 00:06:05,056 I worked at an insurance firm, Bert was self-employed. 125 00:06:05,057 --> 00:06:06,399 An inventor... 126 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,035 Always coming up with the next great idea. 127 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,049 His specialty was the "all-in-one." 128 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,741 He invented this... 129 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:15,578 walking stick. 130 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:17,115 I mean, it had everything... 131 00:06:17,116 --> 00:06:18,907 Barometer, thermometer, 132 00:06:18,908 --> 00:06:21,313 compass, metal detector, 133 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,695 bear bell, shoe horn. 134 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:24,720 It could even pick up litter! 135 00:06:24,721 --> 00:06:26,869 His ideas were terrific, 136 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,260 but never quite 137 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:31,745 right time/right place, you know? 138 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:35,029 Anyway, I'd saved up enough for us to do 139 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:36,856 the whole "Freedom 55" thing. 140 00:06:37,253 --> 00:06:40,083 We were gonna buy a used VW van, 141 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:42,562 tour Canada from coast to coast, 142 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,597 but after he disappeared, 143 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,972 creditors started calling. 144 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,825 He'd drained all our savings 145 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:54,768 and... left me with nothing but a mountain of debt. 146 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:58,839 I... lost my job because of the stress. 147 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,329 Lost the house... 148 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,655 so, now... 149 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,556 I live in a basement suite 150 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:07,871 and work as a greeter at Bulk Bonanza. Sorry. 151 00:07:07,872 --> 00:07:10,296 Time for my blood pressure pills. 152 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,270 Another of Bert's inventions... medication reminder. 153 00:07:14,271 --> 00:07:16,137 You know there's an app for that... 154 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:18,449 Norma, are you suggesting 155 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,605 Bert may have faked his own death? 156 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,338 I don't know what to think. 157 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:26,031 That's why I was hoping you could help me find him. 158 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,421 Seriously? Daniel, that was the best you could do for her? 159 00:07:29,422 --> 00:07:31,421 I gave her the names of three private investigators. 160 00:07:31,422 --> 00:07:34,476 There's a very real possibility that her dirtbag husband 161 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,324 - faked his own death. - Even if he did, 162 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,655 pseudocide isn't a crime in and of itself. 163 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,736 Neither's being a "dirtbag husband." 164 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:41,937 Oh, hey, Frank. 165 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,741 Svensson and Associates. 166 00:07:51,714 --> 00:07:54,728 How dare you come here? 167 00:07:54,729 --> 00:07:56,870 What choice did I have? I must've called you a hundred times. 168 00:07:56,871 --> 00:07:58,687 - 48. - I tried 169 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:00,389 to follow you last night, but Nico called, you know, 170 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,859 he wanted to be picked up from his sleepover. 171 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:02,945 Oh, did our son 172 00:08:02,946 --> 00:08:04,636 ruin your secret rendezvous with Felicity? 173 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:07,796 Abby, nothing was gonna happen. She just wanted me 174 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,601 to... look at her PowerPoint presentation. 175 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:10,636 Oh, yeah? What was it called? 176 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,509 "How To Be a Homewrecker In Five Easy Steps?" 177 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:13,934 You're angry. I don't blame you, 178 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:16,359 but we need to present a united front for the kids. 179 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,570 You're moving back into the house. 180 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:18,705 You think that's still happening? 181 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,764 I can barely look at you 182 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:22,609 without wanting to scratch out your eyeballs! 183 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,714 Abby, they're expecting it. 184 00:08:23,715 --> 00:08:24,960 You cannot do this to our children. 185 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:26,749 I can't do this to our children? 186 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,640 Okay, okay, bad choice of words. 187 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,216 Bad choices all around, Frank! 188 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,951 How many times do I have to tell you? 189 00:08:30,952 --> 00:08:34,844 - It was just one drink. - You know, just go. Seriously. 190 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:37,057 Go! 191 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:44,400 Morning, Frank! How are my grandkids? 192 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:46,357 - Good. Fine. - Good! 193 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:54,029 If you want, 194 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:57,408 I can go stand against the wall, hand you a few stones. 195 00:08:58,597 --> 00:08:59,919 Nah. 196 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,121 God forbid I broke the windows. They'd be a fortune to replace. 197 00:09:04,242 --> 00:09:05,974 I still don't know why I did it. 198 00:09:06,397 --> 00:09:07,687 I'm not an psychologist, 199 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:09,579 but it seems pretty obvious to me. 200 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,369 "Like father, like daughter?" 201 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:13,526 I wouldn't give Harry that much power. 202 00:09:13,527 --> 00:09:15,750 You lost your mother 203 00:09:15,751 --> 00:09:16,951 at a tender age. 204 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,654 I'm sure it's hard to fully commit to anyone, 205 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:20,941 in case you lose them, too. 206 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,701 That's pretty good. 207 00:09:22,702 --> 00:09:26,214 So you say you've ended it with, uh, "Asha"? 208 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:29,607 - Yes. - Do you want Maggie back? 209 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:36,144 I forgave your father the first time he cheated on me. 210 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,958 It was the fourth and fifth times I struggled. 211 00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:45,011 You're a good person, Lucy. 212 00:09:45,228 --> 00:09:48,214 You're a good person who did a bad thing. 213 00:09:51,244 --> 00:09:53,372 He made me get rid of my stuff, too. 214 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:55,130 He can have a real, live dog in the office, 215 00:09:55,131 --> 00:09:57,137 but I can't have my happy panda stapler? 216 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,961 Cecil? 217 00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:00,162 Do you have a minute? 218 00:10:00,988 --> 00:10:02,111 It was super-simple. 219 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:03,974 I just messaged him and said I wanted to chat about 220 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:06,166 a "World's Funniest Cats" compilation. 221 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,749 - He got back to me right away. - Where is he, do you know? 222 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,241 Stuttgart, Germany. 223 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,142 - Hmm. - Goes by the name "Gunter". 224 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:16,163 Too bad you can't extradite someone for assholery. 225 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,997 Maybe I can get Norma some closure. 226 00:10:23,161 --> 00:10:25,192 - Hello! - Hi. 227 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:27,500 I'm excited you wanted to use my video! 228 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,525 As are we. 229 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:31,441 - Gunter, when did you shoot the video? - Last month, 230 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:34,051 when I was on vacation in your beautiful province. 231 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:36,553 It was part of my Michael Bublé tour. 232 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:39,017 Where did you take the video? 233 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,629 It was shot on a pot farm? 234 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,696 65 clicks from Vancouver. 235 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:51,387 If he's here, he's hiding in plain sight. 236 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,825 Uh... 237 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,264 Before we approach, 238 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:03,899 maybe we should come up with a... a game plan. 239 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,924 It's hard to know how he's gonna react. 240 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,184 Norma... 241 00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:10,059 - Norma! - Bert! 242 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,260 Bert. Bert! 243 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,199 You're alive! 244 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,976 - I can't believe you're alive! - Whoa, whoa, whoa... 245 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:21,784 You left me in so much trouble. 246 00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,363 I'm sorry! I don't know what you're talking about! 247 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:24,587 Ezra? 248 00:11:24,588 --> 00:11:26,536 - What's going on? - Not a clue, Leanne. 249 00:11:26,537 --> 00:11:28,297 I've never seen this woman before in my life. 250 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:34,722 What are you talking about, Bert? I'm your wife! 251 00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:36,223 'Kay, first off, 252 00:11:36,224 --> 00:11:39,609 - my name's Ezra Warner. - Cut the crap, Bert. 253 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,262 You faked your own death a year ago 254 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:43,801 and left your wife with a pile of debt. 255 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:45,102 This is crazy. 256 00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:47,579 - You've got the wrong person. - When did you two meet? 257 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,004 About a year ago? 258 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:51,239 He answered my ad... 259 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,930 - for a farmhand. - Let me guess. 260 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,567 He asked to be paid in cash? 261 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,359 Has he ever shown you a piece of I.D.? 262 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,230 - Opened a bank account? - You gotta believe me, Llama... 263 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,862 - I-I don't know these people. - "Llama"? 264 00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:03,263 That's what you called me. 265 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,033 I had a funeral for you. 266 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,968 I mourned for you. 267 00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,051 Get off our property. Now! 268 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:13,907 - Or I'm calling the police. - Better call a lawyer too, pal, 269 00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:16,674 because you owe my client a shit-ton of money! 270 00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,104 Oh, no, no, no. 271 00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,562 Please. Allow me. 272 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,910 "I'm a partner now, 273 00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,035 and you deliberately breached my authority." 274 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,152 I found Norma's dirtbag husband, 275 00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:33,909 thereby bringing us a new client, so, you're welcome. 276 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:40,067 Bert Choi's driver's licence, courtesy of Norma. 277 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,026 Dig up whatever you can on him, or on "Laughing Grass Farms," 278 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:46,952 - or on his alias, "Ezra Warner". - You got it. 279 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,022 I'm afraid there's been a change of plans. 280 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,678 I won't be moving into the basement suite. 281 00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,616 We've jointly decided 282 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,764 that it's for the best. 283 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,202 - We just need a bit more time. - Do you think we're stupid? 284 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:19,085 This is just code for "Mom screwed up again." 285 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,330 What fresh horror will we find on YouTube this time? 286 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:23,952 Sofia. Enough. 287 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,291 Don't be so hard on your mother. 288 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,608 He threw you under the bus. 289 00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,733 He just can't stand being the villain in all this. 290 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,108 He made this mess... He needs to take ownership. 291 00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,475 To be fair, it's a tricky situation. 292 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,741 I'm sorry, did I ask for your opinion? 293 00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:52,014 I'm just saying it must be upsetting for him, too. 294 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,635 Do you infidels have some sort of club? 295 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,460 Is there a loyalty program, or does that defeat the purpose? 296 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,661 Abigail. 297 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,257 At least Frank didn't cheat on me when I was pregnant. 298 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,182 I didn't cheat on Maggie... 299 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,907 once she was pregnant. 300 00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:11,405 How much longer will you be imposing on our hospitality? 301 00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:13,241 Abigail Jane Calliope! 302 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,663 Your sister had a momentary lapse of judgment. 303 00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:16,891 A moment...? 304 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,492 It went on for months! 305 00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,543 You know what? I've lost my appetite. 306 00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:33,428 Morning, everyone. 307 00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:35,596 Good morning, Mr. Junior Svensson. 308 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,029 I see they spelled your name right. 309 00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,930 Are you responsible for this? 310 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,249 My client, who, for sake of ease, 311 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,341 we will refer to as "Bert Choi"... 312 00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:52,932 Duh, because it's his name. 313 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,999 Has lost all memories of his past. 314 00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:57,097 You're pleading amnesia? 315 00:14:57,098 --> 00:15:00,166 Actually, the psychiatric term is "dissociative fugue". 316 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,538 It's common for people in the midst of a fugue 317 00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:03,944 to disappear and start new lives. 318 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,842 I have a much simpler diagnosis for you. 319 00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,421 It's called "lying, cheating..." 320 00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:09,179 Spin this any way you want, Mr. Krol. 321 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,515 It doesn't change the fact that... 322 00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:13,194 We are going to force your client to pay his wife back 323 00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:15,381 every last cent of the debt he incurred. 324 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,030 Forgive my junior colleague 325 00:15:17,031 --> 00:15:19,616 for her shaky grasp on the basics of family law. 326 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:22,468 We're gonna get him to pay back half, as a family debt. 327 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:23,637 I am well aware of the basics, 328 00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,896 but if this man had a shred of decency... 329 00:15:25,897 --> 00:15:27,749 It's not about decency, Ally McBeal. 330 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,725 He could never pay back what you allege he owes. 331 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:30,926 Allege...? 332 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,624 This isn't Pizzagate. 333 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,783 These are well-documented debts in his name. 334 00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:35,907 Understood. 335 00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,766 But my client has nothing to give. 336 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,248 I'm sorry for any trouble I may have caused... 337 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,475 but I'm just a farmhand. 338 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,869 Oh, and Mr. Choi would like to start 339 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,206 formal divorce proceedings. 340 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,840 We'll be sending over the notice of claim this afternoon. 341 00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,722 Norma, I would like to apologize... 342 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,866 For the fact that you got her exactly nothing? 343 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,971 For my colleague's utter lack of professionalism. 344 00:16:03,972 --> 00:16:05,451 Excuse me. 345 00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:14,026 I liked it better when he was dead. 346 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:18,549 "Ezra Warner" invented the first can opener in 1858. 347 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,002 Bert Choi has taken out 348 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:22,768 a lot of patents over the years. 349 00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:26,604 "Laughing Grass" is a small organic grow-op, 350 00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:29,357 just a few years old, owned by Leanne Porter. 351 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:30,803 And... 352 00:16:30,804 --> 00:16:33,137 the company recently registered a patent... 353 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,557 Something called the "Port-a-Pothead." 354 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,091 Check this out. 355 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,240 It's an all-in-one for pot smokers. 356 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,674 There's a place to hold your weed 357 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:48,107 - and a place for rolling papers. - Even a built-in grinder. 358 00:16:49,869 --> 00:16:51,639 And here's your pipe. 359 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,940 Ezra invented it. 360 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,083 It's an all-in-one... 361 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,318 So the guy's come up with another cheesy invention. 362 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,909 They've pre-sold 100,000 units of that "cheesy invention" 363 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:05,096 to the two biggest cannabis retail stores in the country. 364 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:08,408 Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza. 365 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,964 Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza. 366 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,688 Hello... Oh. Hi. 367 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,803 Norma... what if I told you Bert's about to make a lot of money 368 00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:18,333 off one of his inventions? 369 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,760 I'd say my last shreds of optimism 370 00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,867 have vanished into the wind. 371 00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:26,123 In a previous life, I was a personal injury lawyer. 372 00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:27,757 A really good one. 373 00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:29,683 So here's what I want us to do. 374 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,541 We sue Bert's ass 375 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,065 for "intentional infliction of emotional harm," 376 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,701 and we make that lying mother... fudger 377 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:39,826 pay back every last cent he owes you, and then some. 378 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,554 You gonna give me one of those? 379 00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:52,158 Take 'em all, stretch-pants! 380 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:57,235 No. No way. 381 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,063 It's a risk for the firm. We get nothing unless we win. 382 00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:01,736 Says the man whose middle names are "Pro" and "Bono". 383 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:02,860 Even if you do win, 384 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,705 this is hardly on the scale of the class action. 385 00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,292 It'll barely cover our costs. 386 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,753 Just... just give this one to me, will you? 387 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,239 - I brought you that class action. - Why is this so important to you? 388 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,348 Norma loved Bert. 389 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:16,007 She believed in him. 390 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:16,931 Supported him. 391 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,604 Trusted him! And-And now he's faking amnesia 392 00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:21,097 to pretend his life with her never happened. 393 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:22,831 He needs to be held accountable. 394 00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:27,203 Fine. But you answer to Daniel. 395 00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:30,386 And we set up a meeting with opposing counsel, 396 00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:32,221 in case we can avoid taking this to court. 397 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,378 Thank you... for buying a pair of longer shorts! 398 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,713 Don't thank me. Thank Crystal. 399 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,911 Does she seem... 400 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,491 Yes. 401 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,484 The patent may be registered under "Laughing Grass", 402 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,997 but it's clearly Bert's invention. 403 00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:56,923 Here's one for "the all-in-one make-up applicator". 404 00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:58,881 Here's one for "the all-in-one kitchen utensil". 405 00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:01,659 Oh, it's definitely his, but you'll never prove intentional harm. 406 00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:03,834 The tort of intentional infliction of harm 407 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,490 has four elements. 408 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,929 One, the defendant must act intentionally, 409 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,351 two, the defendant's conduct must be extreme and outrageous, 410 00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:13,101 and three, the conduct must be the cause of four... 411 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,959 Severe emotional distress. 412 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,507 Bert's actions the day he vanished check all the boxes. 413 00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:20,124 Except... you can't prove he was trying to fake his own death. 414 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,906 Maybe Bert planned on returning home to his wife that day. 415 00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:26,763 Maybe he slipped on the river bank and fell in. 416 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,741 - None of us knows for sure. - Bert knows. 417 00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,388 Ah, but he doesn't. 418 00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:32,891 You're not seriously suggesting 419 00:19:32,892 --> 00:19:35,952 you believe this "dissociative fugue" B.S.? 420 00:19:35,953 --> 00:19:37,866 I am, and I do. 421 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,568 And cases like this have to meet a very high threshold, so... 422 00:19:41,342 --> 00:19:42,818 I'll see you in court. 423 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,683 Yannick. Seriously? 424 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,454 Is this because I didn't move to your firm? 425 00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:54,279 Oh, ye of massive ego. 426 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,537 I had to take this, you know that. 427 00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:57,738 Partnership. 428 00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:00,117 It's my chance to take the firm in new directions. 429 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,609 Dude, it's Harry Svensson. 430 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,999 You think he's gonna relinquish even a modicum of control? 431 00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,702 Sign says it all. 432 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,989 We need to get a professional opinion. 433 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,957 Bolster our case. 434 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:21,873 Luce, would you do an assessment? Results go to both parties. 435 00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:22,963 Hell, yes. 436 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,186 We studied dissociative fugues at Stanford. 437 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,044 I haven't had first-hand experience. 438 00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:29,637 Well, you still won't, 'cause Bert is lying. 439 00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:33,294 Apparently, they're often caused by significant trauma or stress. 440 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,019 My uncle once got busted in a brothel 441 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,411 and he swore he didn't remember how he got there. 442 00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,556 There's a famous story from the '50s... 443 00:20:39,557 --> 00:20:42,682 Guy named Lawrence Bader disappeared on a fishing trip. 444 00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,101 He was declared dead, 445 00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,508 then, eight years later, he resurfaced in Nebraska, 446 00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:49,198 but now he was "Fritz Johnson," 447 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,123 and had no recollection of his previous life. 448 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,779 Proving only that lying, douchebag men are like cockroaches... 449 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,716 Rampant throughout history. 450 00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:59,042 A team of psychiatrists studied him. 451 00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,234 They concluded that he was telling the truth. 452 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,008 - Then they were duped. - Maybe. 453 00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:06,327 It's hard to distinguish between a fugue and malingering. 454 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:10,420 - Faking it. - This guy's definitely faking it. 455 00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:12,154 Oh, good! You're all here. 456 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,224 I'd like to invite you to a family dinner 457 00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:17,593 - tomorrow night... you too, Jerri. - Why? 458 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,780 To celebrate Daniel's partnership. 459 00:21:25,696 --> 00:21:28,603 - Do you think he also meant me? - No. 460 00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:39,416 Thank you, Pam. Would anyone else like to share? 461 00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:45,897 - I think Abby should. - Uh... that's not how it works, Pam. 462 00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:48,722 You've been comin' here for months now and you haven't said a word. 463 00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:51,017 You just sit there lookin' down your nose 464 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,344 at the rest of us. 465 00:21:52,902 --> 00:21:54,568 She has a point. 466 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,033 Fine. 467 00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,304 Bullies. 468 00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:04,149 Oh, where to start? 469 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:08,866 Where we always start. By stating you're an alcoholic. 470 00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:11,727 - And not a "schm-alcoholic". - Okay. 471 00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:17,149 My name is Abby and... 472 00:22:18,263 --> 00:22:19,853 I'm an alcoholic. 473 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,921 Hi, Abby. 474 00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:28,996 When I first started coming here, I was in... deep denial. 475 00:22:30,938 --> 00:22:33,010 But I've been working hard... 476 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,555 at getting better... 477 00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,461 because I want my family back... 478 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,250 more than anything. Ahem. 479 00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:48,032 And I thought it was what my husband wanted, too, 480 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,868 until I... 481 00:22:50,728 --> 00:22:52,719 caught him in a hotel elevator 482 00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:54,938 with another woman. 483 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,103 He says nothing was gonna happen, but, pfft, come on. 484 00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:05,915 And since that happened, I... 485 00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:08,267 want a drink all the time. 486 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:12,134 I just keep thinking... 487 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,072 I did all this work... 488 00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:20,611 and for what? 489 00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:39,853 What's that? 490 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:42,243 The pictures we made to decorate the basement. 491 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,767 I'm gonna give them to Mom 492 00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:46,478 so that she can hang them at Jo-Jo's. 493 00:23:46,479 --> 00:23:49,071 God, Nico! Don't you get it? 494 00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:51,030 She screwed up everything. 495 00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,821 - Again! She's a totally crap mother. - Stop it! 496 00:23:55,191 --> 00:23:56,380 You didn't see her face 497 00:23:56,381 --> 00:23:58,849 when she saw those texts on Dad's old phone. 498 00:24:08,205 --> 00:24:09,939 Lucy's still asleep. 499 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:14,226 - Thank goodness for small mercies. - Now, now. 500 00:24:14,509 --> 00:24:16,157 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 501 00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:20,126 This is a list of the top five divorce lawyers in town, 502 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,305 excluding your father. 503 00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:23,451 I can help you set up short consults. 504 00:24:23,452 --> 00:24:25,954 That way, Frank can't use any of them. 505 00:24:25,955 --> 00:24:27,421 No one is talking about divorce. 506 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:28,809 That's irrelevant. 507 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,165 - It's strategic. - It's also not happening. 508 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:35,375 Sweetheart. A leopard seldom changes his spots. 509 00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:38,656 You have to hope for the best and prepare for the worst. 510 00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,123 We're done here. 511 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,438 Why don't you tell me the parts of your life you do remember? 512 00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:49,709 I had a great childhood. 513 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:53,994 I was an only child. Doted on. I was always building stuff... 514 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,118 Rocketships, 515 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,047 forts, go-karts. 516 00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:00,953 I remember my parents 517 00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:04,316 dying within a year of each other when I was in my early 20s. 518 00:25:04,317 --> 00:25:05,517 Sorry to hear that. 519 00:25:06,493 --> 00:25:07,960 After that... 520 00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:10,753 it's like this great, big fog patch, 521 00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:13,852 and... I'm just walking through the fog, 522 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,507 till one day, I come out the other side... older, fatter, 523 00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:19,461 working on a pot farm for Leanne. 524 00:25:20,172 --> 00:25:24,301 Dissociative fugues are often brought on by trauma or stress. 525 00:25:24,302 --> 00:25:26,469 Can you recall anything along those lines? 526 00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:29,982 I get these awful headaches sometimes, 527 00:25:30,258 --> 00:25:33,399 and the odd panic attack, where I feel like I can't breathe. 528 00:25:34,188 --> 00:25:36,032 Bert, do you have any recollections 529 00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:37,516 of the day you disappeared? 530 00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:39,941 None. 531 00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,962 - I think he's telling the truth. - Seriously? 532 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:45,221 I'm sorry. I know that's not what you wanted to hear. 533 00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:46,454 No! 534 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:49,325 But... you said yourself, 535 00:25:49,326 --> 00:25:51,283 it's impossible to know for sure. 536 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,641 Yes. 537 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:58,648 So, maybe you could, ahem, emphasize that in your assessment? 538 00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:00,454 You want me to lie in my report? 539 00:26:01,381 --> 00:26:03,214 - I didn't use that word. - You do realize 540 00:26:03,215 --> 00:26:05,752 you just asked me to do something that's brazenly unethical? 541 00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:07,852 That's low, even for you. 542 00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:10,722 Mm. Guess I figured it wouldn't be a stretch. 543 00:26:11,341 --> 00:26:14,204 Given your complete lack of ethics in other areas of your life. 544 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,510 Hello, Harry. 545 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,022 Long time, no see. 546 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:54,922 Abby... 547 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:56,923 Abigail. My office, please. 548 00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:03,227 God! 549 00:27:04,193 --> 00:27:07,578 Okay. Uh... either I've entered a parallel universe 550 00:27:07,579 --> 00:27:09,487 or hell has actually frozen over. 551 00:27:09,488 --> 00:27:12,643 - Joanne told me about Frank. - I had no choice. 552 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,155 - You're living in a bubble of denial. - Oh. 553 00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:17,685 We are not getting divorced! 554 00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:19,697 You need to act like you're getting divorced. 555 00:27:19,698 --> 00:27:23,779 - Forearmed is forearmed! - It's... That's not the expression. 556 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,757 Your mother's right. The longer you're out of the family home, 557 00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:29,840 the less likely it is you'll get to keep it if you divorce. 558 00:27:29,841 --> 00:27:32,566 And what's more important, the longer Frank has custody, 559 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,671 the harder it's going to be 560 00:27:33,672 --> 00:27:35,562 to get your parenting time changed. 561 00:27:35,563 --> 00:27:38,501 Frank has been very successful in making you out to be the bad guy, 562 00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:40,141 but he is just as culpable. 563 00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,027 He says he wasn't gonna sleep with her. 564 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,395 Of course, he was going to sleep with her. 565 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:48,300 The pertinent question is, is that a deal-breaker for you? 566 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:50,673 Know what? You two are literally 567 00:27:50,674 --> 00:27:54,462 the last people I would ever go to for marriage advice. 568 00:27:54,463 --> 00:27:57,464 And this... whole thing is giving me the creeps, so. 569 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,805 Well, while I'm here, I should probably 570 00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:05,806 fill you in on your other daughter. 571 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,141 Jerri. 572 00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:14,536 Joanne. 573 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:18,890 I know it's a cliche, but you really haven't changed a bit. 574 00:28:18,891 --> 00:28:20,745 You have. 575 00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:22,613 - And you look stunning! - Oh. 576 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,446 I was sad Harry got you in the divorce. 577 00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:27,647 Jerri, has Harry budged on setting up a partner meeting? 578 00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:31,032 - You must be Daniel. - That's right. 579 00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:33,300 - How's your mother doing? - She's good. 580 00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,870 Been working in Guatemala the last year. 581 00:28:35,871 --> 00:28:38,829 She always was a do-gooder. 582 00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,843 Sorry... how do you know my mom? 583 00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,611 We used to be best friends. 584 00:28:43,861 --> 00:28:45,826 Until she slept with my husband. 585 00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,159 It is my opinion 586 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,706 that Mr. Choi is suffering from a dissociative fugue. 587 00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,497 And on what do you base this opinion? 588 00:29:03,498 --> 00:29:04,975 I had an in-depth session with him. 589 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,677 He has no memory of the day of his disappearance. 590 00:29:10,564 --> 00:29:13,496 Your Honor, in a case like this, it must be shown 591 00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:14,908 that the defendant desired 592 00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:17,768 to produce the kind of harm that the plaintiff has suffered, 593 00:29:17,769 --> 00:29:20,613 or at least that he knew that the harm would follow. 594 00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:23,814 Now, if Mr. Choi has no memory of the day in question, 595 00:29:24,425 --> 00:29:26,306 we can never know what he was thinking. 596 00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,800 Thank you for making it so easy. 597 00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:33,615 Counsel, do you have any further questions for the witness? 598 00:29:33,616 --> 00:29:35,096 - No, your Honor. - Yes, your Honor. 599 00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:38,520 - Ms. Svensson. - "Dr. Svensson." 600 00:29:38,521 --> 00:29:41,602 Sorry, Dr. Svensson, 601 00:29:41,603 --> 00:29:43,136 you've been practicing for how long? 602 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:44,981 - Two years? - Three. 603 00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:47,050 Are you a specialist in amnesia? 604 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,274 No, but I... 605 00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:50,166 Have you ever had a patient with a dissociative fugue? 606 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,201 No. It's a rare diagnosis. 607 00:29:52,202 --> 00:29:54,593 So, your "expertise" comes from...? 608 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:57,393 - We studied it at Stanford. - Huh! So... 609 00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:01,002 everything you know about fugues comes from a textbook? 610 00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:02,531 Objection. Badgering the witness. 611 00:30:02,532 --> 00:30:05,957 Ms. Bianchi, you need to put a proper question to this witness. 612 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,992 Apologies, Your Honor. 613 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:11,096 How difficult is it, even for experts... 614 00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:14,109 And by your own admission, you do not fall into that category... 615 00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:18,408 To discern between legitimate amnesia and malingering? 616 00:30:18,409 --> 00:30:20,220 It can be challenging, but it's very... 617 00:30:20,221 --> 00:30:24,006 So there's a good chance that Bert Choi could be, in layman's terms, 618 00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:25,443 "lying through his teeth," 619 00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:27,255 and that he remembers faking his own death... 620 00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:29,013 Objection... improper question. 621 00:30:29,014 --> 00:30:30,871 Knowing he'd be leaving his wife behind, 622 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,979 grieving and destitute? 623 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:35,329 Sustained. Ms. Bianchi, I know you know better. 624 00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:38,084 No further questions. 625 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,094 You ambushed me. 626 00:30:43,095 --> 00:30:45,573 You were a hostile witness. I treated you as such. 627 00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:48,390 You asked me to do the assessment. I was just doing my job, 628 00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:51,125 - and you made me look incompetent. - Oh, wah, poor baby. 629 00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:52,437 I was just doing my job. 630 00:30:52,438 --> 00:30:54,128 - Daniel, say something. - Lucy's right. 631 00:30:54,129 --> 00:30:55,431 That was vicious. 632 00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:57,799 But also very effective. 633 00:30:58,685 --> 00:31:00,685 Ow! 634 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,216 See you guys at my celebration dinner! 635 00:31:11,093 --> 00:31:13,774 - You were good in there. - Thanks. 636 00:31:13,775 --> 00:31:17,577 Like Mike Tyson when he bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. 637 00:31:18,797 --> 00:31:20,641 It's just that... 638 00:31:20,642 --> 00:31:24,144 I can't help but wonder if the doctor lady is right. 639 00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:27,063 Maybe he really doesn't remember. 640 00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:31,140 Bert and I took an acting class for fun one summer. 641 00:31:31,537 --> 00:31:33,394 Bert was so awful, 642 00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:35,450 the teacher begged him to drop out. 643 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:39,216 When you've been married to someone for that long, 644 00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:42,583 when you've trusted them for that long... 645 00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,372 You know what I want even more than the money? 646 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,456 The truth. 647 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,473 Thank you, Darren. 648 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,831 Ah. Lucy-goosey. 649 00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,431 Mm! 650 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,235 - I heard about you and Maggie. - Did Abby tell you? 651 00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,537 No. Joanne. Why didn't you come to me? 652 00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:02,672 You could have stayed at my place. 653 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,173 Dad, you have a one-bedroom penthouse 654 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,718 - and that woman that you're dating... - Oh! Welcome. 655 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,309 Come in, come in, everyone. 656 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:12,838 Let's sit down. There are no restrictions on the menu items... 657 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,807 Daddy's paying, and that doesn't happen all the time. 658 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,937 All right. Ah, isn't this... 659 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,357 Isn't this nice... 660 00:32:20,115 --> 00:32:22,282 all five of us having dinner together? 661 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,923 - Didn't Jerri come with you? - Jerri had to cancel. 662 00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:26,737 - Then who's the fifth? - Hello, everyone. 663 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,527 Sorry I'm late. 664 00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:30,699 Oh, fantastic! 665 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,590 - Well, cheers, everyone. - Cheers. To Daniel. 666 00:32:36,795 --> 00:32:39,362 Well, Lucy, how's life treating you? 667 00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:41,453 Fine. 668 00:32:41,454 --> 00:32:43,945 I read that Tegan and Sara are coming to town. 669 00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:45,552 Will you and Maggie be going? 670 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,749 Because they're gay, and we're gay? 671 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,617 Of course not. 672 00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:51,552 If you'll excuse me. 673 00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:04,657 Ahh. 674 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,504 Oh. Sorry. 675 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:09,681 Must be tough for you, being around people who drink. 676 00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:13,151 - Certain people, yes. - Mm. Ah. 677 00:33:13,152 --> 00:33:15,409 I'm so happy that I can hold my liquor. 678 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,511 If I couldn't drink my bubbles, I'd kill myself. 679 00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:22,218 Y... What? 680 00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:29,913 So, Danny... 681 00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:31,480 - "Daniel." - Daniel. 682 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,437 Ah, you know, I tried to tell your dad 683 00:33:33,438 --> 00:33:35,128 that you were ready for partnership, 684 00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:36,529 but do you think he'd listen to me? 685 00:33:37,555 --> 00:33:39,924 Good thing Abby tipped the scales in your favour. 686 00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,007 Where'd everybody go? 687 00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:02,173 - That woman is... - Vile. 688 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,966 - She is... - Loathesome? 689 00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,855 - This whole dinner was a set-up. - Yep. 690 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,838 Did Dad only make me partner because you talked him into it? 691 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,368 I gave him a nudge. 692 00:34:15,369 --> 00:34:16,596 That's all. 693 00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:20,254 Listen, can I... Can I ask you both something? 694 00:34:20,255 --> 00:34:22,588 When Norma's medication alarm went off in court today, 695 00:34:22,589 --> 00:34:27,045 did you notice that Bert had an almost-Pavlovian response? 696 00:34:27,046 --> 00:34:28,070 No. 697 00:34:28,071 --> 00:34:31,127 I was too busy staring at Lucy's entrails, spilled all over the floor. 698 00:34:32,348 --> 00:34:35,019 Sometimes, certain objects, or sounds, 699 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,579 can trigger memories in a patient with amnesia... 700 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,871 Or, in this case, one of his inventions. 701 00:34:39,872 --> 00:34:41,512 - What are you thinking? - I'm thinking... 702 00:34:42,135 --> 00:34:44,262 if he's really in a fugue state... 703 00:34:44,263 --> 00:34:45,287 Seriously? 704 00:34:45,288 --> 00:34:46,488 Now you believe me? 705 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:51,627 Maybe there's a way we can get Norma the money and the truth. 706 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:58,971 Mr. Svensson, my patience is wearing thin. 707 00:34:59,483 --> 00:35:01,151 Apologies, Your Honor. 708 00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:03,486 Elevators were slow this morning. 709 00:35:04,985 --> 00:35:08,318 We'd like to call Bert Choi to the stand. 710 00:35:13,122 --> 00:35:15,229 Mr. Choi, your defense is 711 00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:17,923 that you can't have intentionally inflicted harm 712 00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:20,135 if you can't remember the day you disappeared. 713 00:35:20,136 --> 00:35:21,395 - Correct? - Yes. 714 00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:24,877 And yet, you were already inflicting intentional harm 715 00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:27,278 years before you disappeared, were you not? 716 00:35:27,496 --> 00:35:29,444 Objection. He doesn't remember. 717 00:35:29,445 --> 00:35:31,013 It doesn't matter whether or not he remembers, 718 00:35:31,014 --> 00:35:32,714 because we have proof. 719 00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:38,557 I'd like to introduce into evidence 720 00:35:38,558 --> 00:35:40,215 the Chois' financial statements. 721 00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:43,393 Mr. Choi was intentionally bleeding Norma's earnings dry 722 00:35:43,394 --> 00:35:45,615 for years without her knowledge. 723 00:35:45,616 --> 00:35:48,182 I refer you to item one in the file. 724 00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:52,089 This is "the Bedtime Hug Pillow". 725 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,549 Remember this invention, Mr. Choi? 726 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:56,010 No. I told you, I don't have any memories. 727 00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:59,823 Norma, can you tell us how much he took out of your savings 728 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,776 - to build this prototype? - $4,000. 729 00:36:02,777 --> 00:36:04,197 "The Infa-Shine." 730 00:36:04,444 --> 00:36:07,038 Your infant cleans while he crawls. 731 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,643 - How much? - $7,000. 732 00:36:10,355 --> 00:36:14,514 - A full-body umbrella. - Also seven. 733 00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:21,940 And here we have the... 734 00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:24,041 all-in-one walking stick. 735 00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,648 $30,000. 736 00:36:27,488 --> 00:36:30,307 What is that noise, and can we please turn it off? 737 00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,301 "The Medi-Mind". 738 00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:34,255 It's another of Bert's inventions. 739 00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:36,385 He sunk 50 grand into those, 740 00:36:36,386 --> 00:36:39,580 - but it did get him onto Dragon's Den. - Kevin O'Leary... 741 00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:42,907 told me... I was an idiot. 742 00:36:50,728 --> 00:36:52,819 I hid the worst of our financial troubles 743 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,153 from Norma for years. 744 00:36:54,394 --> 00:36:56,542 Intercepted the calls and letters 745 00:36:56,543 --> 00:36:57,766 from the collection agencies. 746 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,190 I just kept thinking 747 00:36:59,191 --> 00:37:01,659 my next invention would be "the one". 748 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:03,908 And then it came to me... 749 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:06,990 Air-conditioned shoes. 750 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:09,659 Because who doesn't get overheated feet? 751 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,211 So... 752 00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:14,237 I took out a second mortgage, 753 00:37:14,238 --> 00:37:16,296 I forged Norma's signature, 754 00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:18,721 sunk a bunch of money into prototypes, 755 00:37:18,722 --> 00:37:21,471 and the first time I tried on a pair, 756 00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:24,484 I was sure I had a hit. 757 00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:28,486 Till it started to rain... and the motor short-circuited. 758 00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:32,015 I brought us to financial ruin. 759 00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,472 So I decided to end it all. 760 00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,832 I slipped into the river to drown myself, 761 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,101 but... I failed at that, too. 762 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,901 Can you ever forgive me? 763 00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:45,121 Yes, Bert. 764 00:37:45,558 --> 00:37:47,590 I remember how supportive you were. 765 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:50,866 I loved you. I... 766 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,533 I love you. 767 00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:57,489 But I thought I loved Leanne. I... I'm so confused. 768 00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,823 It's okay, Bert. 769 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,587 I can end your confusion. 770 00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:05,340 Because I would never take you back. 771 00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:11,278 My mother used to tell me, "a tiger can't change his stripes." 772 00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:13,309 I'd always be wondering 773 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,527 if you were gonna break my trust again. 774 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,937 I deserve better, Bert. 775 00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,341 I deserve better. 776 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:28,348 Mr. Choi, while I believe you did have some form of amnesia, 777 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,676 that does not negate the fact that what you did to this woman, 778 00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:33,034 over years, is unconscionable. 779 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:36,771 She supported you through all of your failed inventions, 780 00:38:36,988 --> 00:38:42,761 and deserves to reap the benefits of the... "Port-a-Pothead". 781 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,848 I find in favour of the plaintiff, Norma Choi. 782 00:38:46,136 --> 00:38:49,071 Counsel, please book a half-day so I can set the damages award. 783 00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:56,473 Please tell me we can unpack this one over drinks. 784 00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:58,240 Hey, if you're buying, I'm there. 785 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,893 Congratulations. 786 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,731 You'll be getting a nice payout. 787 00:39:01,732 --> 00:39:05,533 Enough to buy a used canary-yellow VW van. 788 00:39:06,616 --> 00:39:09,307 - Thank you. - Aw! 789 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:11,400 Oh, one more thing. 790 00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:14,390 I'll use my phone from now on. 791 00:39:20,704 --> 00:39:22,037 I'm gonna have a quick shower. 792 00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:26,188 - Take-out for dinner? Your choice. - 'Kay. 793 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:03,018 - Frank? - Stay away from my dad! 794 00:40:03,019 --> 00:40:05,794 Stay away from my family! 795 00:40:05,795 --> 00:40:07,795 Oh, my God. 796 00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:25,749 Ahem. 797 00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,666 Hi. 798 00:40:33,658 --> 00:40:34,858 Hi. 799 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:40,153 - How are you feeling? - Emotionally? Like shit. 800 00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:43,579 - Physically, fine. - Maggie, what I did, it... 801 00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:45,845 it's not who I am. 802 00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,780 Okay? I'm a better person than that. 803 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:50,304 Oh, Lucy. Do you really believe that? 804 00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,846 When we first met, you were dating someone else. 805 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:58,978 I... told myself you could change. 806 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,882 Who was I kidding? 807 00:41:00,883 --> 00:41:04,175 You are a deeply-damaged human being. 808 00:41:04,176 --> 00:41:09,607 Incapable of honesty, fidelity... love. 809 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,439 You're not a good person, Lucy. 810 00:41:14,885 --> 00:41:16,952 You're rotten to the core. 811 00:41:27,923 --> 00:41:29,123 Nina? 812 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,253 Did you hear back from the signage company? 813 00:41:31,254 --> 00:41:35,303 Apparently, someone here told the guy that the job was done? 814 00:41:35,304 --> 00:41:37,951 - I thought I said no candy. - You did. 815 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:39,768 And I overruled you. 816 00:41:39,769 --> 00:41:43,133 - I deserve a partners' meeting. - It's on the books for Tuesday. 817 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,893 Thanks. 818 00:41:47,024 --> 00:41:49,608 - You dodged a bullet last night. - Figured. 819 00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:10,323 - Mom? - Sofia. 820 00:42:10,324 --> 00:42:12,224 I don't want to live with Dad anymore. 821 00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:34,473 Sofia... you scared the hell out of me. 822 00:42:41,281 --> 00:42:42,471 She took off. 823 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,830 Wasn't answering her phone. Neither were you. 824 00:42:49,799 --> 00:42:52,830 Tell me again you weren't gonna sleep with her, Frank. 825 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,020 I can't do that. 826 00:43:02,078 --> 00:43:03,310 Thank you.