1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:02,006 Previously on Family Law... 2 00:00:02,031 --> 00:00:04,444 My name is Abigail and I'm, uh... 3 00:00:04,469 --> 00:00:05,601 a schm-alcoholic. 4 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,913 No other lawyer in town would touch you... 5 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,438 Not even your own firm. 6 00:00:09,463 --> 00:00:12,330 Daniel and Lucy Svensson, your brother and sister. 7 00:00:12,355 --> 00:00:13,601 [POP FIZZING] 8 00:00:13,626 --> 00:00:16,211 I don't want to have to explain my 40-year-old boomerang kid 9 00:00:16,236 --> 00:00:17,502 on the first date. Go! 10 00:00:17,681 --> 00:00:20,315 - It'll be nice having you back home. - [ABBY] "... ish." Home-ish. 11 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:23,168 [DANIEL] Ever since you arrived, I hate coming to the office. 12 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,117 Not at all thrilled to be your co-counsel... 13 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:28,140 But I guess it's a small price to pay for partnership. 14 00:00:28,165 --> 00:00:29,998 I did what you asked. I made Daniel partner. 15 00:00:30,023 --> 00:00:32,358 Gay people want civil unions... Fine... 16 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,417 But don't force the rest of us to redefine 17 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:36,281 the legal definition of marriage 18 00:00:36,306 --> 00:00:37,640 to suit your agenda! 19 00:00:37,665 --> 00:00:39,564 This is the same woman that said 20 00:00:39,589 --> 00:00:42,570 trans people were mentally ill attention-seekers. 21 00:00:42,595 --> 00:00:44,461 It was a great interview! 22 00:00:44,486 --> 00:00:47,088 Except for the part where you're dating Crystal Steele. 23 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,410 She was... [MAKES SQUISHING SOUND] 24 00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:50,701 - this morning. - Ew. 25 00:00:50,726 --> 00:00:53,292 That time you kissed Lucy, did you know she was married? 26 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:55,742 - It's over. - Yes, it is. 27 00:00:57,110 --> 00:01:00,699 By the way... I'm pregnant. 28 00:01:00,724 --> 00:01:02,524 [NICO] Who's Felicity? 29 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:04,538 Frank. 30 00:01:04,624 --> 00:01:06,500 And you... must be Felicity. 31 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,092 Have a great night, you two. 32 00:01:09,117 --> 00:01:10,646 [LUCY, SOBBING] She found out. 33 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,738 I didn't know where else to go. 34 00:01:14,009 --> 00:01:15,742 [♪] 35 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:20,364 [♪] 36 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,829 [JOANNE] I'm so sorry. 37 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,929 I wanted to think better of Frank, I really did. 38 00:01:31,476 --> 00:01:33,210 But he's just like the rest of them, 39 00:01:33,235 --> 00:01:34,767 ruled by his joystick. 40 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:37,256 It's utterly selfish! 41 00:01:37,281 --> 00:01:39,343 The worst kind of betrayal. 42 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:42,312 If I ruled the world, I would go Old Testament... 43 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,138 I'd round up all the cheaters, line 'em up against a wall, 44 00:01:45,163 --> 00:01:47,029 and stone them to death! 45 00:01:47,069 --> 00:01:49,735 [LUCY] Ahem. 46 00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:54,029 Who are you, and why are you in my pajamas? 47 00:01:54,209 --> 00:01:56,844 Mom... this is Lucy. 48 00:01:57,820 --> 00:02:00,102 - Abby's sister. - Half-sister. 49 00:02:00,127 --> 00:02:01,394 Oh. 50 00:02:01,419 --> 00:02:03,252 You're the one he had with his secretary. 51 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:08,387 And might I ask why you spent the night at my house? 52 00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:11,042 I'm gonna let Lucy fill you in. 53 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:13,892 - [PHONE ALERT CHIMES] - _ 54 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:15,828 Well? Come on. 55 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:19,500 [HARRY] I'm dating a network TV personality. 56 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:21,130 Let me do a few shows first. 57 00:02:21,155 --> 00:02:23,015 You're gonna knock it out of the park. 58 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,231 - Nobody does outrage better than you. - Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES] 59 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,939 Ah, this is the first time in my life 60 00:02:27,964 --> 00:02:30,023 I don't have to do my own make-up. 61 00:02:30,048 --> 00:02:33,263 Or lighting, or editing. I have a team! 62 00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:36,843 Let's celebrate your debut over dinner at CinCin. 63 00:02:36,868 --> 00:02:39,102 Perfect. I'll come by your office. 64 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:41,352 Or we can just meet at my place. 65 00:02:41,502 --> 00:02:43,969 You still don't want me around your family, huh? 66 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,759 - It's complicated. - Well, at some point, 67 00:02:47,784 --> 00:02:51,241 we're going to have to un-complicate it, because... 68 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,120 I'm not going anywhere. 69 00:02:53,648 --> 00:02:56,257 ♪ You made a wave crash over me ♪ 70 00:02:56,282 --> 00:02:59,003 - ♪ Don't try me again... ♪ - [PHONE RINGING] 71 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:02,139 Svensson and Associates. How may I direct your call? 72 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:05,718 Morning, Daniel. Craig. "Daniel Craig!" 73 00:03:05,743 --> 00:03:08,484 "Svensson and Svensson," when you answer the phones. 74 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:11,415 Right! Of course. Congratulations again! 75 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,630 - Morning, Ms. Bianchi. - Morning, Nina. Why is Craig... ? 76 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:15,687 I adopted him. 77 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:17,121 He's mine. 78 00:03:17,146 --> 00:03:18,845 Mm. Least you'll have one sentient being 79 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,180 who loves you just the way you are. 80 00:03:20,205 --> 00:03:20,937 [CRAIG WHINES] 81 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:22,259 I'm gonna need you to write up 82 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:24,421 a publication of notice for the class action, ASAP. 83 00:03:24,599 --> 00:03:26,179 Jerri, schedule a partners' meeting? 84 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:28,257 Cecil, contact I.T.. We need to update 85 00:03:28,282 --> 00:03:29,585 the corporate logo. 86 00:03:29,936 --> 00:03:30,801 And, Nina, 87 00:03:30,826 --> 00:03:31,858 I'm gonna need you 88 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:33,360 to remove your personal items from your desk. 89 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:35,335 - Am I fired? - Of course not. 90 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,546 But you are first point of contact when clients arrive. 91 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:39,639 We need to project a professional image. 92 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,950 [♪] 93 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,280 - No, he's not gonna see the irony. - [CRAIG YAPS] 94 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,169 Boardroom in 10. New client. Don't be late. 95 00:03:51,304 --> 00:03:53,972 He'll calm down once he's marked his territory. 96 00:03:54,027 --> 00:03:56,393 And I'm not talking about the dog. 97 00:03:56,931 --> 00:04:01,039 My husband, Bert, died a year and a half ago. 98 00:04:01,064 --> 00:04:03,665 [DANIEL] Oh, we're sorry for your loss. 99 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:06,960 He... left early one morning and never came home. 100 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,553 The police found his car by the Fraser River. 101 00:04:09,909 --> 00:04:13,844 They found his Crocs washed up on shore. 102 00:04:13,869 --> 00:04:15,401 His wallet was still in the car. 103 00:04:15,581 --> 00:04:17,781 The only thing they didn't recover 104 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:19,730 - was Bert. - Norma... 105 00:04:19,755 --> 00:04:22,150 I can't imagine what you're going through. 106 00:04:22,175 --> 00:04:25,609 - Do you need help with his estate? - No. 107 00:04:25,657 --> 00:04:27,357 Nothing like that. 108 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:28,564 No, I... 109 00:04:29,126 --> 00:04:31,126 I watch a lot of cat videos. 110 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:33,752 I know, I know... "don't we all?" 111 00:04:33,931 --> 00:04:36,899 A friend of mine sent me this one... 112 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,518 yesterday. 113 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:43,943 - [ROBOT-VACUUM WHIRS] - [MAN CACKLES ON VIDEO] 114 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,965 I'm afraid I don't understand. 115 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,423 That's Bert. 116 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:49,937 I'm sure of it. 117 00:04:50,948 --> 00:04:55,484 My dead husband... is very much alive. 118 00:04:55,509 --> 00:04:56,942 ["UH-OH" BY JEREMY FISHER BEGINS] 119 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:58,332 [♪] 120 00:04:58,357 --> 00:04:59,590 ♪ You can't prove it ♪ 121 00:04:59,615 --> 00:05:00,380 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 122 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,809 ♪ You got nothing legit ♪ 123 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,068 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 124 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:04,759 ♪ The glove don't fit ♪ 125 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:05,917 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 126 00:05:06,019 --> 00:05:07,418 ♪ You got to acquit ♪ 127 00:05:07,443 --> 00:05:08,742 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 128 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,566 ♪ The charges won't stick 'cause ♪ 129 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:12,224 ♪ I ain't no sucker ♪ 130 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:14,315 ♪ Ain't your lollipop ♪ 131 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,406 ♪ But ♪ 132 00:05:15,431 --> 00:05:17,195 ♪ You can kiss my sweet ♪ 133 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,118 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 134 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,041 ♪ Never gonna stop ♪ 135 00:05:19,066 --> 00:05:20,632 ♪ Never gonna stop ♪ ♪ Never gonna stop ♪ 136 00:05:20,657 --> 00:05:21,957 ♪ Never gonna stop ♪ 137 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:24,678 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 138 00:05:24,796 --> 00:05:26,929 [NORMA] That was Bert's laugh. 139 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,210 And... you see the birthmark? 140 00:05:29,508 --> 00:05:32,376 I thought it looked like an octopus. 141 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:35,558 - Bert thought it looked like a squid. - Norma... 142 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:39,059 our hearts go out to you, but the chances that it's him... 143 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:41,851 Okay. Just, um... 144 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:45,534 Our 25th wedding anniversary. 145 00:05:45,559 --> 00:05:47,092 You see? 146 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,773 Let's just say for a minute that it is him. 147 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:52,968 If he's alive and well, 148 00:05:53,342 --> 00:05:55,242 why wouldn't he contact you? 149 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,733 Well, uh... [WORDS CATCH] 150 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:57,758 Okay. 151 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,483 Uh, Bert and I, 152 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:01,606 we had a good marriage. 153 00:06:01,631 --> 00:06:05,032 I worked at an insurance firm, Bert was self-employed. 154 00:06:05,057 --> 00:06:06,089 An inventor... 155 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,035 Always coming up with the next great idea. 156 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,025 His specialty was the "all-in-one." 157 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,717 He invented this... 158 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:15,554 [SCOFFS] walking stick. 159 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:17,031 I mean, it had everything... 160 00:06:17,116 --> 00:06:18,883 Barometer, thermometer, 161 00:06:18,908 --> 00:06:21,289 compass, metal detector, 162 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,671 bear bell, shoe horn. 163 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:24,696 It could even pick up litter! 164 00:06:24,721 --> 00:06:26,721 His ideas were terrific, 165 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,236 but never quite 166 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:31,745 right time/right place, you know? 167 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:35,005 Anyway, I'd saved up enough for us to do 168 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:36,856 the whole "Freedom 55" thing. 169 00:06:37,253 --> 00:06:40,059 We were gonna buy a used VW van, 170 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:42,485 tour Canada from coast to coast, 171 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,597 but after he disappeared, 172 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,826 creditors started calling. 173 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,801 He'd drained all our savings 174 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:54,589 and... left me with nothing but a mountain of debt. 175 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:58,661 I... [SIGHS] lost my job because of the stress. 176 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,305 Lost the house... 177 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,631 - [ALARM QUACKS QUIETLY] - so, now... 178 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,556 I live in a basement suite 179 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:07,847 and work as a greeter at Bulk Bonanza. Sorry. 180 00:07:07,872 --> 00:07:10,272 Time for my blood pressure pills. 181 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,246 Another of Bert's inventions... medication reminder. 182 00:07:14,271 --> 00:07:16,137 You know there's an app for that... 183 00:07:16,487 --> 00:07:18,322 Norma, are you suggesting 184 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,581 Bert may have faked his own death? 185 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,338 I don't know what to think. 186 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:26,031 That's why I was hoping you could help me find him. 187 00:07:26,056 --> 00:07:27,520 [♪] 188 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,397 Seriously? Daniel, that was the best you could do for her? 189 00:07:29,422 --> 00:07:31,397 I gave her the names of three private investigators. 190 00:07:31,422 --> 00:07:34,452 There's a very real possibility that her dirtbag husband 191 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,300 - faked his own death. - Even if he did, 192 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,655 pseudocide isn't a crime in and of itself. 193 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,712 Neither's being a "dirtbag husband." 194 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:41,903 Oh, hey, Frank. 195 00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:46,184 [♪] 196 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:48,008 [PHONE RINGING] 197 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,741 [NINA] Svensson and Associates. 198 00:07:51,714 --> 00:07:54,704 - [DOOR BANGS] - [ABBY] How dare you come here? 199 00:07:54,729 --> 00:07:56,797 What choice did I have? I must've called you a hundred times. 200 00:07:56,871 --> 00:07:58,663 - 48. - I tried 201 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:00,365 to follow you last night, but Nico called, you know, 202 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,835 he wanted to be picked up from his sleepover. 203 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:02,921 Oh, did our son 204 00:08:02,946 --> 00:08:04,612 ruin your secret rendezvous with Felicity? 205 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:07,772 Abby, nothing was gonna happen. She just wanted me 206 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,577 to... look at her PowerPoint presentation. 207 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:10,612 Oh, yeah? What was it called? 208 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,485 "How To Be a Homewrecker In Five Easy Steps?" 209 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:13,910 You're angry. I don't blame you, 210 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:16,335 but we need to present a united front for the kids. 211 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,546 You're moving back into the house. 212 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:18,682 You think that's still happening? 213 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,740 [VOICE BREAKING] I can barely look at you 214 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:22,585 without wanting to scratch out your eyeballs! 215 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:23,690 Abby, they're expecting it. 216 00:08:23,715 --> 00:08:24,936 You cannot do this to our children. 217 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:26,725 I can't do this to our children? 218 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,616 Okay, okay, bad choice of words. 219 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,192 [LOUDLY] Bad choices all around, Frank! 220 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,928 [FRANK] How many times do I have to tell you? 221 00:08:30,952 --> 00:08:34,820 - It was just one drink. - You know, just go. Seriously. 222 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:37,057 - [BARKS] Go! - [COPIER WHIRS] 223 00:08:38,464 --> 00:08:39,596 [SLAMS DOOR] 224 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:44,376 [CHEERY] Morning, Frank! How are my grandkids? 225 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:46,357 - Good. Fine. - Good! 226 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,880 [♪] 227 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:54,005 [LUCY] If you want, 228 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:57,408 I can go stand against the wall, hand you a few stones. 229 00:08:58,597 --> 00:08:59,895 Nah. 230 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,121 God forbid I broke the windows. They'd be a fortune to replace. 231 00:09:04,242 --> 00:09:05,974 I still don't know why I did it. 232 00:09:06,397 --> 00:09:07,663 I'm not an psychologist, 233 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:09,579 but it seems pretty obvious to me. 234 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,345 "Like father, like daughter?" 235 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:13,502 I wouldn't give Harry that much power. 236 00:09:13,527 --> 00:09:15,726 - [CHUCKLES] - You lost your mother 237 00:09:15,751 --> 00:09:16,817 at a tender age. 238 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,630 I'm sure it's hard to fully commit to anyone, 239 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:20,941 in case you lose them, too. 240 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,677 That's pretty good. 241 00:09:22,702 --> 00:09:26,036 So you say you've ended it with, uh, "Asha"? 242 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:29,607 - Yes. - Do you want Maggie back? 243 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:36,144 I forgave your father the first time he cheated on me. 244 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,958 It was the fourth and fifth times I struggled. 245 00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:45,011 You're a good person, Lucy. 246 00:09:45,228 --> 00:09:48,214 You're a good person who did a bad thing. 247 00:09:51,244 --> 00:09:53,177 [CECIL] He made me get rid of my stuff, too. 248 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:55,106 He can have a real, live dog in the office, 249 00:09:55,131 --> 00:09:57,113 but I can't have my happy panda stapler? 250 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,937 Cecil? 251 00:09:58,962 --> 00:09:59,962 Do you have a minute? 252 00:10:00,988 --> 00:10:02,087 It was super-simple. 253 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:03,950 I just messaged him and said I wanted to chat about 254 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:06,142 a "World's Funniest Cats" compilation. 255 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,725 - He got back to me right away. - Where is he, do you know? 256 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,217 Stuttgart, Germany. 257 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,142 - Hmm. - Goes by the name "Gunter". 258 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:16,062 Too bad you can't extradite someone for assholery. 259 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,997 Maybe I can get Norma some closure. 260 00:10:18,022 --> 00:10:23,059 - [VIDEO CALL RINGING] - [CONNECTION CHIMES] 261 00:10:23,161 --> 00:10:25,168 - Hello! - Hi. 262 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:27,476 I'm excited you wanted to use my video! 263 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,501 As are we. 264 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:31,417 - Gunter, when did you shoot the video? - Last month, 265 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:34,027 when I was on vacation in your beautiful province. 266 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:36,553 It was part of my Michael Bublé tour. 267 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:39,017 Where did you take the video? 268 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,710 [♪] 269 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,605 [NORMA] It was shot on a pot farm? 270 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,696 [ABBY] 65 clicks from Vancouver. 271 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:51,387 If he's here, he's hiding in plain sight. 272 00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:53,043 [TEXT ALERT CHIMES] 273 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,224 _ 274 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,801 [ABBY] Uh... [STAMMERS] 275 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,240 Before we approach, 276 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:03,876 maybe we should come up with a... a game plan. 277 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,900 It's hard to know how he's gonna react. 278 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,160 Norma... 279 00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:10,035 - Norma! - Bert! 280 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,060 Bert. Bert! 281 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,951 [NORMA LAUGHING] 282 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,175 You're alive! 283 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,976 - I can't believe you're alive! - Whoa, whoa, whoa... [LAUGHS] 284 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:21,760 You left me in so much trouble. 285 00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,339 I'm sorry! I don't know what you're talking about! 286 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:24,196 [WOMAN] Ezra? 287 00:11:24,588 --> 00:11:26,512 - What's going on? - Not a clue, Leanne. 288 00:11:26,537 --> 00:11:28,297 I've never seen this woman before in my life. 289 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:29,907 [♪] 290 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:34,698 What are you talking about, Bert? I'm your wife! 291 00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:36,199 'Kay, first off, 292 00:11:36,224 --> 00:11:39,585 - my name's Ezra Warner. - Cut the crap, Bert. 293 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,238 You faked your own death a year ago 294 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:43,777 and left your wife with a pile of debt. 295 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:45,102 This is crazy. 296 00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:47,555 - You've got the wrong person. - When did you two meet? 297 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,004 About a year ago? 298 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:51,215 [HALTINGLY] He answered my ad... 299 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,906 - for a farmhand. - Let me guess. 300 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,543 He asked to be paid in cash? 301 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,335 Has he ever shown you a piece of I.D.? 302 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,230 - Opened a bank account? - You gotta believe me, Llama... 303 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,838 - I-I don't know these people. - "Llama"? 304 00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:03,263 That's what you called me. 305 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,033 I had a funeral for you. 306 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,944 I mourned for you. 307 00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,027 Get off our property. Now! 308 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:13,883 - Or I'm calling the police. - Better call a lawyer too, pal, 309 00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:16,674 because you owe my client a shit-ton of money! 310 00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:19,944 [♪] 311 00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,080 Oh, no, no, no. 312 00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,538 Please. Allow me. 313 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,886 [MOCKINGLY] "I'm a partner now, 314 00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,011 and you deliberately breached my authority." 315 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,121 I found Norma's dirtbag husband, 316 00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:33,909 thereby bringing us a new client, so, you're welcome. 317 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:40,043 Bert Choi's driver's licence, courtesy of Norma. 318 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,002 Dig up whatever you can on him, or on "Laughing Grass Farms," 319 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:46,952 - or on his alias, "Ezra Warner". - You got it. 320 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,022 I'm afraid there's been a change of plans. 321 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,678 I won't be moving into the basement suite. 322 00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,616 We've jointly decided 323 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,764 that it's for the best. 324 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,202 - We just need a bit more time. - [SOFIA] Do you think we're stupid? 325 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:19,085 This is just code for "Mom screwed up again." 326 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,306 What fresh horror will we find on YouTube this time? 327 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:23,952 [FRANK] Sofia. Enough. 328 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,291 Don't be so hard on your mother. 329 00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:30,237 [SOFIA HUFFS] 330 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:34,917 [DOOR SLAMS] 331 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,584 [JOANNE] He threw you under the bus. 332 00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,709 He just can't stand being the villain in all this. 333 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,084 He made this mess... He needs to take ownership. 334 00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,475 To be fair, it's a tricky situation. 335 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,717 I'm sorry, did I ask for your opinion? 336 00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:52,014 I'm just saying it must be upsetting for him, too. 337 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:52,938 [SLAM] 338 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,373 Do you infidels have some sort of club? 339 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,436 Is there a loyalty program, or does that defeat the purpose? 340 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,594 Abigail. 341 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:01,984 [BLOWING AIR] 342 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,375 [METER BEEPS] 343 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,233 At least Frank didn't cheat on me when I was pregnant. 344 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,158 [BLURTS] I didn't cheat on Maggie... 345 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,883 [SOFTER] once she was pregnant. 346 00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:11,381 How much longer will you be imposing on our hospitality? 347 00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:13,241 Abigail Jane Calliope! 348 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,639 Your sister had a momentary lapse of judgment. 349 00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:16,664 A moment... ? 350 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,492 It went on for months! 351 00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,543 You know what? I've lost my appetite. 352 00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:25,903 [♪] 353 00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:33,326 - [ELEVATOR DINGS] - Morning, everyone. 354 00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:35,596 Good morning, Mr. Junior Svensson. 355 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,029 I see they spelled your name right. 356 00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,821 [DANIEL, SNAPS] Are you responsible for this? 357 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,225 [ATTORNEY] My client, who, for sake of ease, 358 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,317 we will refer to as "Bert Choi"... 359 00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:52,908 Duh, because it's his name. 360 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,999 Has lost all memories of his past. 361 00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:57,073 You're pleading amnesia? 362 00:14:57,098 --> 00:15:00,166 Actually, the psychiatric term is "dissociative fugue". 363 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,514 It's common for people in the midst of a fugue 364 00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:03,920 to disappear and start new lives. 365 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,811 I have a much simpler diagnosis for you. 366 00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,397 It's called "lying, cheating... " 367 00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:09,155 Spin this any way you want, Mr. Krol. 368 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,491 It doesn't change the fact that... 369 00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:13,170 We are going to force your client to pay his wife back 370 00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:15,357 every last cent of the debt he incurred. 371 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,006 Forgive my junior colleague 372 00:15:17,031 --> 00:15:19,592 for her shaky grasp on the basics of family law. 373 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:22,444 We're gonna get him to pay back half, as a family debt. 374 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:23,613 I am well aware of the basics, 375 00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,872 but if this man had a shred of decency... 376 00:15:25,897 --> 00:15:27,725 It's not about decency, Ally McBeal. 377 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,701 He could never pay back what you allege he owes. 378 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:30,726 Allege... ? 379 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,600 This isn't Pizzagate. 380 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,759 These are well-documented debts in his name. 381 00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:35,883 Understood. 382 00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,742 But my client has nothing to give. 383 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,248 I'm sorry for any trouble I may have caused... 384 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,475 but I'm just a farmhand. 385 00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:46,980 [MEDICATION REMINDER QUACKING] 386 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,845 [ATTORNEY] Oh, and Mr. Choi would like to start 387 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,182 formal divorce proceedings. 388 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,840 We'll be sending over the notice of claim this afternoon. 389 00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,698 Norma, I would like to apologize... 390 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,842 For the fact that you got her exactly nothing? 391 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,801 For my colleague's utter lack of professionalism. 392 00:16:03,972 --> 00:16:05,451 Excuse me. 393 00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:14,026 I liked it better when he was dead. 394 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:18,549 "Ezra Warner" invented the first can opener in 1858. 395 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,978 Bert Choi has taken out 396 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:22,768 a lot of patents over the years. 397 00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:26,580 "Laughing Grass" is a small organic grow-op, 398 00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:29,357 just a few years old, owned by Leanne Porter. 399 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:30,725 And... 400 00:16:30,804 --> 00:16:33,137 the company recently registered a patent... 401 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,533 Something called the "Port-a-Pothead." 402 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,091 Check this out. 403 00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,949 [VIDEO BEGINS, WATER BUBBLING] 404 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,216 [BERT] It's an all-in-one for pot smokers. 405 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,650 - [MAN COUGHING] - There's a place to hold your weed 406 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:48,107 - and a place for rolling papers. - [LEANNE] Even a built-in grinder. 407 00:16:49,869 --> 00:16:51,569 And here's your pipe. 408 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,940 Ezra invented it. 409 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,059 [AD REPLAYING] It's an all-in-one... 410 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,318 So the guy's come up with another cheesy invention. 411 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,885 They've pre-sold 100,000 units of that "cheesy invention" 412 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:05,096 to the two biggest cannabis retail stores in the country. 413 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:08,408 Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza. 414 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,838 Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza. 415 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,643 Hello... Oh. Hi. 416 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,779 Norma... what if I told you Bert's about to make a lot of money 417 00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:18,333 off one of his inventions? 418 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,736 I'd say my last shreds of optimism 419 00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,674 have vanished into the wind. 420 00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:26,069 In a previous life, I was a personal injury lawyer. 421 00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:27,757 A really good one. 422 00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:29,536 So here's what I want us to do. 423 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,541 We sue Bert's ass 424 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,041 for "intentional infliction of emotional harm," 425 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,627 and we make that lying mother... fudger 426 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:39,826 pay back every last cent he owes you, and then some. 427 00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,922 - [STUNNED CHUCKLE] - [CART RATTLES] 428 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,554 You gonna give me one of those? 429 00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:48,154 [♪] 430 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:49,830 [FLYERS THUDDING] 431 00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:52,158 Take 'em all, stretch-pants! 432 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:57,211 - [TREADMILL CHUGGING] - No. No way. 433 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,039 It's a risk for the firm. We get nothing unless we win. 434 00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:01,712 Says the man whose middle names are "Pro" and "Bono". 435 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:02,836 Even if you do win, 436 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,681 this is hardly on the scale of the class action. 437 00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,268 It'll barely cover our costs. 438 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,729 Just... just give this one to me, will you? 439 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,239 - I brought you that class action. - Why is this so important to you? 440 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,324 Norma loved Bert. 441 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,983 She believed in him. 442 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:16,907 Supported him. 443 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,580 Trusted him! And-And now he's faking amnesia 444 00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:21,073 to pretend his life with her never happened. 445 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:22,831 He needs to be held accountable. 446 00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:27,203 Fine. But you answer to Daniel. 447 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:28,427 [MOUTHS WORD] 448 00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:30,362 And we set up a meeting with opposing counsel, 449 00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:32,221 in case we can avoid taking this to court. 450 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,354 Thank you... for buying a pair of longer shorts! 451 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,713 Don't thank me. Thank Crystal. 452 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,979 [♪] 453 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,911 - Does she seem... ? - More off than usual? 454 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,491 Yes. 455 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,460 The patent may be registered under "Laughing Grass", 456 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,819 but it's clearly Bert's invention. 457 00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:56,899 Here's one for "the all-in-one make-up applicator". 458 00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:58,857 Here's one for "the all-in-one kitchen utensil". 459 00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:01,659 Oh, it's definitely his, but you'll never prove intentional harm. 460 00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:03,810 The tort of intentional infliction of harm 461 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,466 has four elements. 462 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,905 One, the defendant must act intentionally, 463 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,327 two, the defendant's conduct must be extreme and outrageous, 464 00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:13,077 and three, the conduct must be the cause of four... 465 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,935 Severe emotional distress. 466 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,483 Bert's actions the day he vanished check all the boxes. 467 00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:20,124 Except... you can't prove he was trying to fake his own death. 468 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,882 Maybe Bert planned on returning home to his wife that day. 469 00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:26,585 Maybe he slipped on the river bank and fell in. 470 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,717 - None of us knows for sure. - Bert knows. 471 00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,388 Ah, but he doesn't. 472 00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:32,867 You're not seriously suggesting 473 00:19:32,892 --> 00:19:35,928 you believe this "dissociative fugue" B.S.? 474 00:19:35,953 --> 00:19:37,717 I am, and I do. 475 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,568 And cases like this have to meet a very high threshold, so... 476 00:19:41,342 --> 00:19:42,818 I'll see you in court. 477 00:19:42,843 --> 00:19:45,411 [♪] 478 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,683 Yannick. Seriously? 479 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,276 Is this because I didn't move to your firm? 480 00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:54,255 Oh, ye of massive ego. 481 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,513 I had to take this, you know that. 482 00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:57,704 Partnership. 483 00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:00,093 It's my chance to take the firm in new directions. 484 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,585 Dude, it's Harry Svensson. 485 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,999 You think he's gonna relinquish even a modicum of control? 486 00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,702 Sign says it all. 487 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:10,385 [♪] 488 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,965 We need to get a professional opinion. 489 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,957 Bolster our case. 490 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:21,850 Luce, would you do an assessment? Results go to both parties. 491 00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:22,939 Hell, yes. 492 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,085 We studied dissociative fugues at Stanford. 493 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,020 I haven't had first-hand experience. 494 00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:29,613 Well, you still won't, 'cause Bert is lying. 495 00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:33,270 Apparently, they're often caused by significant trauma or stress. 496 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:34,995 My uncle once got busted in a brothel 497 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,387 and he swore he didn't remember how he got there. 498 00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,532 There's a famous story from the '50s... 499 00:20:39,557 --> 00:20:42,658 Guy named Lawrence Bader disappeared on a fishing trip. 500 00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,077 He was declared dead, 501 00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,484 then, eight years later, he resurfaced in Nebraska, 502 00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:49,174 but now he was "Fritz Johnson," 503 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,099 and had no recollection of his previous life. 504 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,755 Proving only that lying, douchebag men are like cockroaches... 505 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,716 Rampant throughout history. 506 00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:59,018 A team of psychiatrists studied him. 507 00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,210 They concluded that he was telling the truth. 508 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:02,934 - Then they were duped. - Maybe. 509 00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:06,327 It's hard to distinguish between a fugue and malingering. 510 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:10,397 - Faking it. - This guy's definitely faking it. 511 00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:12,154 [HARRY] Oh, good! You're all here. 512 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,200 I'd like to invite you to a family dinner 513 00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:17,593 - tomorrow night... you too, Jerri. - Why? 514 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,780 To celebrate Daniel's partnership. 515 00:21:25,696 --> 00:21:28,603 - Do you think he also meant me? - No. 516 00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:30,661 [♪] 517 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:32,952 [CRUNCHING] 518 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,657 [APPLAUSE] 519 00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:39,416 Thank you, Pam. Would anyone else like to share? 520 00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:45,727 - I think Abby should. - Uh... that's not how it works, Pam. 521 00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:48,722 You've been comin' here for months now and you haven't said a word. 522 00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:50,993 You just sit there lookin' down your nose 523 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,344 at the rest of us. 524 00:21:52,902 --> 00:21:54,568 She has a point. 525 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,833 Fine. 526 00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,136 Bullies. 527 00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:04,149 Oh, where to start? 528 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:08,842 [WHISPERS] Where we always start. By stating you're an alcoholic. 529 00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:11,727 - And not a "schm-alcoholic". - Okay. 530 00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:17,149 My name is Abby and... 531 00:22:18,263 --> 00:22:19,829 I'm an alcoholic. 532 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,921 [COLLECTIVELY] Hi, Abby. 533 00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:28,996 When I first started coming here, I was in... deep denial. 534 00:22:30,938 --> 00:22:33,010 But I've been working hard... 535 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,555 at getting better... 536 00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,461 because I want my family back... 537 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,250 [VOICE CRACKS] more than anything. Ahem. 538 00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:48,008 And I thought it was what my husband wanted, too, 539 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,868 until I... 540 00:22:50,728 --> 00:22:52,719 caught him in a hotel elevator 541 00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:54,938 with another woman. 542 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,103 He says nothing was gonna happen, but, pfft, come on. 543 00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:05,915 And since that happened, I... 544 00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:08,267 want a drink all the time. 545 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:12,134 I just keep thinking... 546 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,072 [VOICE SHAKES] I did all this work... 547 00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:18,976 [SNIFFLES] 548 00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:20,611 and for what? 549 00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:24,882 [♪] 550 00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:39,829 What's that? 551 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:42,243 The pictures we made to decorate the basement. 552 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,743 I'm gonna give them to Mom 553 00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:46,454 so that she can hang them at Jo-Jo's. 554 00:23:46,479 --> 00:23:49,047 God, Nico! Don't you get it? 555 00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:51,006 She screwed up everything. 556 00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,821 - Again! She's a totally crap mother. - [SHOUTS] Stop it! 557 00:23:55,191 --> 00:23:56,356 You didn't see her face 558 00:23:56,381 --> 00:23:58,849 when she saw those texts on Dad's old phone. 559 00:23:58,874 --> 00:24:02,208 [♪] 560 00:24:08,205 --> 00:24:09,939 [JOANNE] Lucy's still asleep. 561 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:14,226 - Thank goodness for small mercies. - [SCOFFS] Now, now. 562 00:24:14,509 --> 00:24:16,133 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 563 00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:20,102 This is a list of the top five divorce lawyers in town, 564 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,260 excluding your father. 565 00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:23,350 I can help you set up short consults. 566 00:24:23,452 --> 00:24:25,930 That way, Frank can't use any of them. 567 00:24:25,955 --> 00:24:27,421 No one is talking about divorce. 568 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:28,785 That's irrelevant. 569 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,141 - It's strategic. - It's also not happening. 570 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:35,211 Sweetheart. A leopard seldom changes his spots. 571 00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:38,632 You have to hope for the best and prepare for the worst. 572 00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,123 We're done here. 573 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:41,782 [FRUSTRATED SIGH] 574 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,438 Why don't you tell me the parts of your life you do remember? 575 00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:49,709 I had a great childhood. 576 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:53,970 I was an only child. Doted on. I was always building stuff... 577 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,094 Rocketships, 578 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,047 forts, go-karts. 579 00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:00,953 I remember my parents 580 00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:04,219 dying within a year of each other when I was in my early 20s. 581 00:25:04,317 --> 00:25:05,516 Sorry to hear that. 582 00:25:06,493 --> 00:25:07,960 After that... 583 00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:10,729 it's like this great, big fog patch, 584 00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:13,852 and... I'm just walking through the fog, 585 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,336 till one day, I come out the other side... older, fatter, 586 00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:19,461 working on a pot farm for Leanne. 587 00:25:20,172 --> 00:25:24,200 Dissociative fugues are often brought on by trauma or stress. 588 00:25:24,302 --> 00:25:26,469 Can you recall anything along those lines? 589 00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:29,982 I get these awful headaches sometimes, 590 00:25:30,258 --> 00:25:33,399 and the odd panic attack, where I feel like I can't breathe. 591 00:25:34,188 --> 00:25:36,008 Bert, do you have any recollections 592 00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:37,516 of the day you disappeared? 593 00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:39,917 None. 594 00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,861 - [LUCY] I think he's telling the truth. - Seriously? 595 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:45,197 I'm sorry. I know that's not what you wanted to hear. 596 00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:46,454 No! 597 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:49,301 But... you said yourself, 598 00:25:49,326 --> 00:25:51,259 it's impossible to know for sure. 599 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,641 Yes. 600 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:58,485 So, maybe you could, ahem, emphasize that in your assessment? 601 00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:00,454 You want me to lie in my report? 602 00:26:01,381 --> 00:26:03,182 - I didn't use that word. - You do realize 603 00:26:03,215 --> 00:26:05,752 you just asked me to do something that's brazenly unethical? 604 00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:07,852 That's low, even for you. 605 00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:10,722 Mm. Guess I figured it wouldn't be a stretch. 606 00:26:11,341 --> 00:26:14,204 Given your complete lack of ethics in other areas of your life. 607 00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:21,177 [♪] 608 00:26:21,302 --> 00:26:23,235 [YELLO'S "OH, YEAH" PLAYS] 609 00:26:23,479 --> 00:26:25,244 ♪ Oh... yeah ♪ 610 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:28,336 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 611 00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:32,231 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 612 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:36,130 ♪ The moon ♪ 613 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,066 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 614 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,185 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 615 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,510 Hello, Harry. 616 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,601 ♪ Oh... ♪ 617 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,022 Long time, no see. 618 00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,496 ♪ Doo ♪ 619 00:26:47,521 --> 00:26:49,387 ♪ Bow, bow ♪ 620 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:54,898 Abby... 621 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:56,923 Abigail. My office, please. 622 00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:03,227 [GASPS] God! 623 00:27:04,193 --> 00:27:07,554 Okay. Uh... either I've entered a parallel universe 624 00:27:07,579 --> 00:27:09,386 or hell has actually frozen over. 625 00:27:09,488 --> 00:27:12,612 - Joanne told me about Frank. - I had no choice. 626 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,155 - You're living in a bubble of denial. - [SCOFFS] Oh. 627 00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:17,661 We are not getting divorced! 628 00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:19,673 You need to act like you're getting divorced. 629 00:27:19,698 --> 00:27:23,755 - Forearmed is forearmed! - It's... That's not the expression. 630 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,733 Your mother's right. The longer you're out of the family home, 631 00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:29,816 the less likely it is you'll get to keep it if you divorce. 632 00:27:29,841 --> 00:27:32,542 And what's more important, the longer Frank has custody, 633 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,647 the harder it's going to be 634 00:27:33,672 --> 00:27:35,538 to get your parenting time changed. 635 00:27:35,563 --> 00:27:38,477 Frank has been very successful in making you out to be the bad guy, 636 00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:40,117 but he is just as culpable. 637 00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,003 He says he wasn't gonna sleep with her. 638 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,395 Of course, he was going to sleep with her. 639 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:48,199 The pertinent question is, is that a deal-breaker for you? 640 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:50,649 [ABBY] Know what? You two are literally 641 00:27:50,674 --> 00:27:54,438 the last people I would ever go to for marriage advice. 642 00:27:54,463 --> 00:27:57,464 And this... whole thing is giving me the creeps, so. 643 00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:00,978 [♪] 644 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,781 Well, while I'm here, I should probably 645 00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:05,806 fill you in on your other daughter. 646 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,141 Jerri. 647 00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:14,535 Joanne. 648 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:18,866 I know it's a cliche, but you really haven't changed a bit. 649 00:28:18,891 --> 00:28:20,721 - You have. - [CHUCKLES] 650 00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:22,613 - And you look stunning! - Oh. 651 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,422 I was sad Harry got you in the divorce. 652 00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:27,647 Jerri, has Harry budged on setting up a partner meeting? 653 00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:31,008 - You must be Daniel. - That's right. 654 00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:33,300 - How's your mother doing? - She's good. 655 00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,846 Been working in Guatemala the last year. 656 00:28:35,871 --> 00:28:38,829 - [LAUGHS] She always was a do-gooder. - [JERRI CHUCKLES] 657 00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,819 Sorry... how do you know my mom? 658 00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,611 We used to be best friends. 659 00:28:43,861 --> 00:28:45,826 Until she slept with my husband. 660 00:28:51,753 --> 00:28:53,886 [OUTRO PLAYS FROM YELLO'S "OH, YEAH"] 661 00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,135 [LUCY] It is my opinion 662 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,556 that Mr. Choi is suffering from a dissociative fugue. 663 00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,473 And on what do you base this opinion? 664 00:29:03,498 --> 00:29:04,858 I had an in-depth session with him. 665 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,677 He has no memory of the day of his disappearance. 666 00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:09,836 [MEDICATION REMINDER APP QUACKING] 667 00:29:10,564 --> 00:29:13,472 Your Honor, in a case like this, it must be shown 668 00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:14,884 that the defendant desired 669 00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:17,744 to produce the kind of harm that the plaintiff has suffered, 670 00:29:17,769 --> 00:29:20,589 or at least that he knew that the harm would follow. 671 00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:23,814 Now, if Mr. Choi has no memory of the day in question, 672 00:29:24,425 --> 00:29:26,306 we can never know what he was thinking. 673 00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,622 [MUTTERS] Thank you for making it so easy. 674 00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:33,591 Counsel, do you have any further questions for the witness? 675 00:29:33,616 --> 00:29:35,096 - No, your Honor. - Yes, your Honor. 676 00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:38,496 - [POINTEDLY] Ms. Svensson. - "Dr. Svensson." 677 00:29:38,521 --> 00:29:41,422 Sorry, Dr. Svensson, 678 00:29:41,603 --> 00:29:43,112 you've been practicing for how long? 679 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:44,803 - Two years? - Three. 680 00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,949 Are you a specialist in amnesia? 681 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,250 No, but I... 682 00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:50,142 Have you ever had a patient with a dissociative fugue? 683 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,177 No. It's a rare diagnosis. 684 00:29:52,202 --> 00:29:54,569 So, your "expertise" comes from... ? 685 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:57,215 - We studied it at Stanford. - Huh! So... 686 00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:00,978 everything you know about fugues comes from a textbook? 687 00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:02,430 Objection. Badgering the witness. 688 00:30:02,532 --> 00:30:05,933 Ms. Bianchi, you need to put a proper question to this witness. 689 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,992 Apologies, Your Honor. 690 00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:11,072 How difficult is it, even for experts... 691 00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:14,109 And by your own admission, you do not fall into that category... 692 00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:18,384 To discern between legitimate amnesia and malingering? 693 00:30:18,409 --> 00:30:20,189 It can be challenging, but it's very... 694 00:30:20,221 --> 00:30:23,982 So there's a good chance that Bert Choi could be, in layman's terms, 695 00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:25,419 "lying through his teeth," 696 00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:27,154 and that he remembers faking his own death... 697 00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:28,989 Objection... improper question. 698 00:30:29,014 --> 00:30:30,847 Knowing he'd be leaving his wife behind, 699 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,955 grieving and destitute? 700 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:35,329 Sustained. Ms. Bianchi, I know you know better. 701 00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:38,084 No further questions. 702 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,070 [LUCY] You ambushed me. 703 00:30:43,095 --> 00:30:45,549 You were a hostile witness. I treated you as such. 704 00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:48,366 You asked me to do the assessment. I was just doing my job, 705 00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:51,101 - and you made me look incompetent. - Oh, wah, poor baby. 706 00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:52,413 I was just doing my job. 707 00:30:52,438 --> 00:30:54,104 - Daniel, say something. - Lucy's right. 708 00:30:54,129 --> 00:30:55,129 That was vicious. 709 00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:57,799 But also very effective. 710 00:30:58,685 --> 00:31:00,685 Ow! 711 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,216 See you guys at my celebration dinner! 712 00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:06,941 [♪] 713 00:31:11,093 --> 00:31:13,750 - [NORMA] You were good in there. - Thanks. 714 00:31:13,775 --> 00:31:17,577 Like Mike Tyson when he bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. 715 00:31:18,797 --> 00:31:20,463 It's just that... 716 00:31:20,642 --> 00:31:24,144 I can't help but wonder if the doctor lady is right. 717 00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:27,063 Maybe he really doesn't remember. 718 00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:31,140 Bert and I took an acting class for fun one summer. 719 00:31:31,537 --> 00:31:33,370 Bert was so awful, 720 00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:35,450 the teacher begged him to drop out. 721 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:39,216 When you've been married to someone for that long, 722 00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:42,583 when you've trusted them for that long... 723 00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,372 You know what I want even more than the money? 724 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,456 The truth. 725 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,294 Thank you, Darren. 726 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,807 Ah. Lucy-goosey. 727 00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,431 Mm! 728 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,211 - I heard about you and Maggie. - Did Abby tell you? 729 00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,513 No. Joanne. Why didn't you come to me? 730 00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:02,649 You could have stayed at my place. 731 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,113 Dad, you have a one-bedroom penthouse 732 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,664 - and that woman that you're dating... - Oh! Welcome. 733 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,285 Come in, come in, everyone. 734 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:12,814 Let's sit down. There are no restrictions on the menu items... 735 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,783 Daddy's paying, and that doesn't happen all the time. 736 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,908 All right. Ah, isn't this... 737 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,357 Isn't this nice... 738 00:32:20,115 --> 00:32:22,282 all five of us having dinner together? 739 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,899 - Didn't Jerri come with you? - Jerri had to cancel. 740 00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:26,737 - Then who's the fifth? - Hello, everyone. 741 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,503 Sorry I'm late. 742 00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:30,675 Oh, fantastic! 743 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,590 - Well, cheers, everyone. - Cheers. To Daniel. 744 00:32:33,615 --> 00:32:35,448 [CLINK] 745 00:32:36,795 --> 00:32:39,362 Well, Lucy, how's life treating you? 746 00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:41,352 Fine. 747 00:32:41,454 --> 00:32:43,921 I read that Tegan and Sara are coming to town. 748 00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:45,552 Will you and Maggie be going? 749 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,725 Because they're gay, and we're gay? 750 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,516 Of course not. 751 00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:51,552 If you'll excuse me. 752 00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,393 [CRYSTAL SIGHS] 753 00:32:58,030 --> 00:33:00,230 [♪] 754 00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:04,657 [EXHALES DEEPLY] Ahh. 755 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,480 Oh. Sorry. 756 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:09,503 Must be tough for you, being around people who drink. 757 00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:12,973 - Certain people, yes. - Mm. Ah. 758 00:33:13,152 --> 00:33:15,385 I'm so happy that I can hold my liquor. 759 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,511 If I couldn't drink my bubbles, I'd kill myself. 760 00:33:18,536 --> 00:33:19,536 [CRYSTAL LAUGHS ALONE] 761 00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:22,218 - Y... What? - [CHAIR SCRAPES FLOOR] 762 00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:29,889 So, Danny... 763 00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:31,480 - "Daniel." - Daniel. 764 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,413 Ah, you know, I tried to tell your dad 765 00:33:33,438 --> 00:33:35,104 that you were ready for partnership, 766 00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:36,407 but do you think he'd listen to me? 767 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,530 [LAUGHS] 768 00:33:37,555 --> 00:33:39,924 Good thing Abby tipped the scales in your favour. 769 00:33:42,139 --> 00:33:44,673 [♪] 770 00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,007 Where'd everybody go? 771 00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:02,030 - That woman is... - Vile. 772 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,966 - She is... - Loathesome? 773 00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,855 - This whole dinner was a set-up. - Yep. 774 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,838 Did Dad only make me partner because you talked him into it? 775 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,218 I gave him a nudge. 776 00:34:15,369 --> 00:34:16,596 That's all. 777 00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:20,230 Listen, can I... Can I ask you both something? 778 00:34:20,255 --> 00:34:22,564 When Norma's medication alarm went off in court today, 779 00:34:22,589 --> 00:34:27,021 did you notice that Bert had an almost-Pavlovian response? 780 00:34:27,046 --> 00:34:28,046 [DANIEL] No. 781 00:34:28,071 --> 00:34:31,127 I was too busy staring at Lucy's entrails, spilled all over the floor. 782 00:34:32,348 --> 00:34:34,995 Sometimes, certain objects, or sounds, 783 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,555 can trigger memories in a patient with amnesia... 784 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,847 Or, in this case, one of his inventions. 785 00:34:39,872 --> 00:34:41,417 - What are you thinking? - I'm thinking... 786 00:34:42,135 --> 00:34:44,238 if he's really in a fugue state... 787 00:34:44,263 --> 00:34:45,263 Seriously? 788 00:34:45,288 --> 00:34:46,474 Now you believe me? 789 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:51,627 Maybe there's a way we can get Norma the money and the truth. 790 00:34:54,034 --> 00:34:55,682 [♪] 791 00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:58,971 Mr. Svensson, my patience is wearing thin. 792 00:34:59,483 --> 00:35:01,127 Apologies, Your Honor. 793 00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:03,486 Elevators were slow this morning. 794 00:35:04,985 --> 00:35:08,318 We'd like to call Bert Choi to the stand. 795 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,018 [♪] 796 00:35:13,122 --> 00:35:15,205 Mr. Choi, your defense is 797 00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:17,899 that you can't have intentionally inflicted harm 798 00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:20,111 if you can't remember the day you disappeared. 799 00:35:20,136 --> 00:35:21,302 - Correct? - Yes. 800 00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:24,853 And yet, you were already inflicting intentional harm 801 00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:27,278 years before you disappeared, were you not? 802 00:35:27,496 --> 00:35:29,420 Objection. He doesn't remember. 803 00:35:29,445 --> 00:35:30,989 It doesn't matter whether or not he remembers, 804 00:35:31,014 --> 00:35:32,714 because we have proof. 805 00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:38,533 I'd like to introduce into evidence 806 00:35:38,558 --> 00:35:40,191 the Chois' financial statements. 807 00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:43,369 Mr. Choi was intentionally bleeding Norma's earnings dry 808 00:35:43,394 --> 00:35:45,591 for years without her knowledge. 809 00:35:45,616 --> 00:35:48,182 I refer you to item one in the file. 810 00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:51,932 This is "the Bedtime Hug Pillow". 811 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,525 Remember this invention, Mr. Choi? 812 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:56,010 No. I told you, I don't have any memories. 813 00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:59,799 Norma, can you tell us how much he took out of your savings 814 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,752 - to build this prototype? - $4,000. 815 00:36:02,777 --> 00:36:04,197 "The Infa-Shine." 816 00:36:04,444 --> 00:36:07,014 Your infant cleans while he crawls. 817 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,643 - How much? - $7,000. 818 00:36:10,355 --> 00:36:14,514 - [ABBY] A full-body umbrella. - Also seven. 819 00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:17,810 [CLICK] 820 00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:19,167 [REMINDER APP QUACKING] 821 00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:21,916 - And here we have the... - [QUACKING CONTINUES] 822 00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:24,041 all-in-one walking stick. 823 00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,648 - [ALARM QUACKING PERSISTS] - $30,000. 824 00:36:26,673 --> 00:36:27,463 [STICK CLATTERS ON GROUND] 825 00:36:27,488 --> 00:36:30,283 What is that noise, and can we please turn it off? 826 00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,265 - "The Medi-Mind". - [THUD] 827 00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:34,231 It's another of Bert's inventions. 828 00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:36,361 He sunk 50 grand into those, 829 00:36:36,386 --> 00:36:39,580 - but it did get him onto Dragon's Den. - [BLURTS] Kevin O'Leary... 830 00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:42,907 told me... I was an idiot. 831 00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:44,678 [QUACKING CONTINUES] 832 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:47,810 [♪] 833 00:36:50,728 --> 00:36:52,795 [BERT] I hid the worst of our financial troubles 834 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,153 from Norma for years. 835 00:36:54,394 --> 00:36:56,518 Intercepted the calls and letters 836 00:36:56,543 --> 00:36:57,742 from the collection agencies. 837 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,166 I just kept thinking 838 00:36:59,191 --> 00:37:01,659 my next invention would be "the one". 839 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:03,908 And then it came to me... 840 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:06,966 Air-conditioned shoes. 841 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:09,659 Because who doesn't get overheated feet? 842 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,029 So... 843 00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:14,213 I took out a second mortgage, 844 00:37:14,238 --> 00:37:16,272 I forged Norma's signature, 845 00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:18,697 sunk a bunch of money into prototypes, 846 00:37:18,722 --> 00:37:21,471 and the first time I tried on a pair, 847 00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:24,484 I was sure I had a hit. 848 00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:28,486 Till it started to rain... and the motor short-circuited. 849 00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:32,015 I brought us to financial ruin. 850 00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,472 So I decided to end it all. 851 00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,808 I slipped into the river to drown myself, 852 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,101 but... I failed at that, too. 853 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,901 Can you ever forgive me? 854 00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:45,121 Yes, Bert. 855 00:37:45,558 --> 00:37:47,590 [BERT] I remember how supportive you were. 856 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:50,866 I loved you. I... 857 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,533 I love you. 858 00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:57,465 But I thought I loved Leanne. I... I'm so confused. 859 00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,823 It's okay, Bert. 860 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,587 I can end your confusion. 861 00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:05,340 Because I would never take you back. 862 00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:11,278 My mother used to tell me, "a tiger can't change his stripes." 863 00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:13,285 I'd always be wondering 864 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,527 if you were gonna break my trust again. 865 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,937 I deserve better, Bert. 866 00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,341 I deserve better. 867 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:28,324 Mr. Choi, while I believe you did have some form of amnesia, 868 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,652 that does not negate the fact that what you did to this woman, 869 00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:33,010 over years, is unconscionable. 870 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:36,771 She supported you through all of your failed inventions, 871 00:38:36,988 --> 00:38:42,761 and deserves to reap the benefits of the... "Port-a-Pothead". 872 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,848 I find in favour of the plaintiff, Norma Choi. 873 00:38:46,136 --> 00:38:49,071 Counsel, please book a half-day so I can set the damages award. 874 00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:50,963 [♪] 875 00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:56,449 Please tell me we can unpack this one over drinks. 876 00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:58,240 Hey, if you're buying, I'm there. 877 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,893 Congratulations. 878 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,707 You'll be getting a nice payout. 879 00:39:01,732 --> 00:39:05,533 Enough to buy a used canary-yellow VW van. 880 00:39:05,558 --> 00:39:06,591 [CHUCKLES] 881 00:39:06,616 --> 00:39:09,307 - Thank you. - Aw! 882 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:11,400 Oh, one more thing. 883 00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:14,390 I'll use my phone from now on. 884 00:39:15,534 --> 00:39:16,633 [THUD] 885 00:39:20,704 --> 00:39:22,037 I'm gonna have a quick shower. 886 00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:26,188 - Take-out for dinner? Your choice. - 'Kay. 887 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:38,705 [MESSAGE BLOOPS] 888 00:39:40,557 --> 00:39:43,524 [♪] 889 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,426 [SNAP] 890 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:59,129 [LINE RINGING] 891 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,994 - [FELICITY] Frank? - Stay away from my dad! 892 00:40:03,019 --> 00:40:05,770 - Stay away from my family! - [THUD] 893 00:40:05,795 --> 00:40:07,795 Oh, my God. 894 00:40:17,369 --> 00:40:19,703 [EXHALES TENSELY, CLEARS THROAT] 895 00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:25,604 Ahem. 896 00:40:25,629 --> 00:40:27,629 [LINE RINGING] 897 00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,666 - [VIDEO WINDOW OPENS] - Hi. 898 00:40:33,658 --> 00:40:34,658 Hi. 899 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:40,129 - How are you feeling? - Emotionally? Like shit. 900 00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:43,579 - Physically, fine. - Maggie, what I did, it... 901 00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:45,821 it's not who I am. 902 00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,679 Okay? I'm a better person than that. 903 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:50,304 Oh, Lucy. Do you really believe that? 904 00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,846 When we first met, you were dating someone else. 905 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:58,978 I... told myself you could change. 906 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,858 Who was I kidding? 907 00:41:00,883 --> 00:41:04,151 You are a deeply-damaged human being. 908 00:41:04,176 --> 00:41:09,607 Incapable of honesty, fidelity... love. 909 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,439 [QUIETLY] You're not a good person, Lucy. 910 00:41:14,885 --> 00:41:16,952 You're rotten to the core. 911 00:41:21,253 --> 00:41:23,521 [♪] 912 00:41:23,896 --> 00:41:25,896 [DEEP, SHAKY BREATH] 913 00:41:27,923 --> 00:41:28,822 Nina? 914 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,221 Did you hear back from the signage company? 915 00:41:31,254 --> 00:41:35,202 Apparently, someone here told the guy that the job was done? 916 00:41:35,304 --> 00:41:37,927 - I thought I said no candy. - You did. 917 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:39,744 And I overruled you. 918 00:41:39,769 --> 00:41:43,133 - I deserve a partners' meeting. - It's on the books for Tuesday. 919 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,893 Thanks. 920 00:41:47,024 --> 00:41:49,608 - You dodged a bullet last night. - Figured. 921 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:53,778 [♪] 922 00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:10,299 - [TEARFULLY] Mom? - [ABBY] Sofia. 923 00:42:10,324 --> 00:42:12,224 I don't want to live with Dad anymore. 924 00:42:18,322 --> 00:42:20,963 [♪] 925 00:42:20,988 --> 00:42:23,869 _ 926 00:42:23,894 --> 00:42:28,244 _ 927 00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:31,361 _ 928 00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:34,473 [FRANK] Sofia... you scared the hell out of me. 929 00:42:35,729 --> 00:42:37,796 ♪ The way you change your heart... ♪ 930 00:42:39,856 --> 00:42:41,256 ♪ ... When you change your mind... ♪ 931 00:42:41,281 --> 00:42:42,447 [FRANK] She took off. 932 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,830 Wasn't answering her phone. Neither were you. 933 00:42:49,799 --> 00:42:52,830 Tell me again you weren't gonna sleep with her, Frank. 934 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,020 I can't do that. 935 00:43:02,078 --> 00:43:03,310 Thank you. 936 00:43:03,952 --> 00:43:05,623 ♪ Did I pull the trigger? ♪ 937 00:43:05,648 --> 00:43:09,517 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 938 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:13,143 ♪ Did I pull the trigger? ♪ 939 00:43:13,168 --> 00:43:14,852 [♪] 940 00:43:14,877 --> 00:43:18,378 ♪ Did I bury the gun? ♪ 941 00:43:18,937 --> 00:43:20,737 [♪] 942 00:43:20,762 --> 00:43:23,842 ♪ Fact that you'd burn down paradise ♪ 943 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:28,040 ♪ Within the blink of a random eye ♪ 944 00:43:28,423 --> 00:43:31,691 ♪ Makes me wonder what's left ♪ 945 00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:35,255 ♪ See, I cannot deny it ♪ 946 00:43:35,888 --> 00:43:40,291 ♪ Everything you do's blind-sighting me ♪ 947 00:43:40,316 --> 00:43:43,517 ♪ Like someone pulled the trigger ♪ 948 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:46,868 ♪ Should I pull the trigger? ♪ 949 00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:49,127 ♪ Bury the gun ♪