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Previously on Family Law...
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My name is Abigail and I'm, uh...
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a schm-alcoholic.
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No other lawyer in
town would touch you...
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Not even your own firm.
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Daniel and Lucy Svensson,
your brother and sister.
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I don't want to have to explain
my 40-year-old boomerang kid
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on the first date. Go!
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- It'll be nice having you back home.
- "... ish." Home-ish.
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Ever since you arrived,
I hate coming to the office.
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Not at all thrilled to
be your co-counsel...
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But I guess it's a small
price to pay for partnership.
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I did what you asked.
I made Daniel partner.
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Gay people want civil unions... Fine...
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But don't force the
rest of us to redefine
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the legal definition of marriage
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to suit your agenda!
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This is the same woman that said
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trans people were mentally
ill attention-seekers.
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It was a great interview!
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Except for the part where
you're dating Crystal Steele.
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She was...
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- this morning.
- Ew.
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That time you kissed Lucy,
did you know she was married?
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- It's over.
- Yes, it is.
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By the way... I'm pregnant.
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Who's Felicity?
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Frank.
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And you... must be Felicity.
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Have a great night, you two.
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She found out.
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I didn't know where else to go.
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I'm so sorry.
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I wanted to think better
of Frank, I really did.
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But he's just like the rest of them,
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ruled by his joystick.
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It's utterly selfish!
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The worst kind of betrayal.
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If I ruled the world, I
would go Old Testament...
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I'd round up all the cheaters,
line 'em up against a wall,
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and stone them to death!
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Ahem.
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Who are you, and why
are you in my pajamas?
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Mom... this is Lucy.
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- Abby's sister.
- Half-sister.
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Oh.
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You're the one he had
with his secretary.
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And might I ask why you
spent the night at my house?
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I'm gonna let Lucy fill you in.
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Well? Come on.
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I'm dating a network TV personality.
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Let me do a few shows first.
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You're gonna knock it out of the park.
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- Nobody does outrage better than you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah, this is the first time in my life
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I don't have to do my own make-up.
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Or lighting, or editing. I have a team!
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Let's celebrate your debut
over dinner at CinCin.
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Perfect. I'll come by your office.
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Or we can just meet at my place.
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You still don't want me
around your family, huh?
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- It's complicated.
- Well, at some point,
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we're going to have to
un-complicate it, because...
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Svensson and Associates.
How may I direct your call?
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Morning, Daniel. Craig. "Daniel Craig!"
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"Svensson and Svensson,"
when you answer the phones.
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Right! Of course. Congratulations again!
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- Morning, Ms. Bianchi.
- Morning, Nina. Why is Craig... ?
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I adopted him.
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He's mine.
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Mm. Least you'll have one sentient being
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who loves you just the way you are.
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I'm gonna need you to write up
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a publication of notice
for the class action, ASAP.
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Jerri, schedule a partners' meeting?
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Cecil, contact I.T.. We need to update
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the corporate logo.
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And, Nina,
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I'm gonna need you
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to remove your personal
items from your desk.
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- Am I fired?
- Of course not.
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But you are first point of
contact when clients arrive.
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We need to project a professional image.
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No, he's not gonna see the irony.
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Boardroom in 10. New
client. Don't be late.
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He'll calm down once
he's marked his territory.
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And I'm not talking about the dog.
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My husband, Bert, died
a year and a half ago.
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Oh, we're sorry for your loss.
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He... left early one morning
and never came home.
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The police found his
car by the Fraser River.
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They found his Crocs washed up on shore.
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His wallet was still in the car.
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The only thing they didn't recover
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- was Bert.
- Norma...
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I can't imagine what
you're going through.
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- Do you need help with his estate?
- No.
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Nothing like that.
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No, I...
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I watch a lot of cat videos.
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I know, I know... "don't we all?"
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A friend of mine sent me this one...
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yesterday.
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I'm afraid I don't understand.
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That's Bert.
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I'm sure of it.
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My dead husband... is very much alive.
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That was Bert's laugh.
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And... you see the birthmark?
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I thought it looked like an octopus.
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- Bert thought it looked like a squid.
- Norma...
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our hearts go out to you, but
the chances that it's him...
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Okay. Just, um...
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Our 25th wedding anniversary.
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You see?
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Let's just say for a
minute that it is him.
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If he's alive and well,
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why wouldn't he contact you?
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Well, uh...
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Okay.
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Uh, Bert and I,
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we had a good marriage.
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I worked at an insurance
firm, Bert was self-employed.
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An inventor...
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Always coming up with
the next great idea.
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His specialty was the "all-in-one."
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He invented this...
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walking stick.
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I mean, it had everything...
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Barometer, thermometer,
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compass, metal detector,
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bear bell, shoe horn.
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It could even pick up litter!
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His ideas were terrific,
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but never quite
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right time/right place, you know?
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Anyway, I'd saved up enough for us to do
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the whole "Freedom 55" thing.
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We were gonna buy a used VW van,
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tour Canada from coast to coast,
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but after he disappeared,
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creditors started calling.
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He'd drained all our savings
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and... left me with nothing
but a mountain of debt.
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I... lost my job because of the stress.
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Lost the house...
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so, now...
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I live in a basement suite
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and work as a greeter
at Bulk Bonanza. Sorry.
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Time for my blood pressure pills.
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Another of Bert's inventions...
medication reminder.
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You know there's an app for that...
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Norma, are you suggesting
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Bert may have faked his own death?
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I don't know what to think.
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That's why I was hoping
you could help me find him.
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Seriously? Daniel, that was
the best you could do for her?
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I gave her the names of
three private investigators.
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There's a very real possibility
that her dirtbag husband
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- faked his own death.
- Even if he did,
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pseudocide isn't a
crime in and of itself.
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Neither's being a "dirtbag husband."
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Oh, hey, Frank.
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Svensson and Associates.
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How dare you come here?
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What choice did I have? I
must've called you a hundred times.
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- 48.
- I tried
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to follow you last night,
but Nico called, you know,
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he wanted to be picked
up from his sleepover.
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Oh, did our son
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ruin your secret
rendezvous with Felicity?
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Abby, nothing was gonna
happen. She just wanted me
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to... look at her
PowerPoint presentation.
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Oh, yeah? What was it called?
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"How To Be a Homewrecker
In Five Easy Steps?"
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You're angry. I don't blame you,
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but we need to present a
united front for the kids.
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You're moving back into the house.
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You think that's still happening?
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I
can barely look at you
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without wanting to
scratch out your eyeballs!
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Abby, they're expecting it.
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You cannot do this to our children.
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I can't do this to our children?
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Okay, okay, bad choice of words.
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Bad choices all around, Frank!
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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- It was just one drink.
- You know, just go. Seriously.
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Go!
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Morning, Frank! How are my grandkids?
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- Good. Fine.
- Good!
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If you want,
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I can go stand against the wall,
hand you a few stones.
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Nah.
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God forbid I broke the windows.
They'd be a fortune to replace.
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I still don't know why I did it.
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I'm not an psychologist,
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but it seems pretty obvious to me.
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"Like father, like daughter?"
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I wouldn't give Harry that much power.
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You lost your mother
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at a tender age.
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I'm sure it's hard to
fully commit to anyone,
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in case you lose them, too.
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That's pretty good.
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So you say you've
ended it with, uh, "Asha"?
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- Yes.
- Do you want Maggie back?
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I forgave your father the
first time he cheated on me.
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It was the fourth and
fifth times I struggled.
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You're a good person, Lucy.
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You're a good person
who did a bad thing.
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He made me get rid of my stuff, too.
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He can have a real,
live dog in the office,
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but I can't have my happy panda stapler?
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Cecil?
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Do you have a minute?
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It was super-simple.
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I just messaged him and
said I wanted to chat about
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a "World's Funniest Cats" compilation.
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- He got back to me right away.
- Where is he, do you know?
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Stuttgart, Germany.
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- Hmm.
- Goes by the name "Gunter".
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Too bad you can't extradite
someone for assholery.
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Maybe I can get Norma some closure.
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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I'm excited you wanted to use my video!
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As are we.
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- Gunter, when did you shoot the video?
- Last month,
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when I was on vacation in
your beautiful province.
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It was part of my Michael Bublé tour.
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Where did you take the video?
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It was shot on a pot farm?
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65 clicks from Vancouver.
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If he's here, he's
hiding in plain sight.
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Uh...
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Before we approach,
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maybe we should come up
with a... a game plan.
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It's hard to know how he's gonna react.
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Norma...
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- Norma!
- Bert!
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Bert. Bert!
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You're alive!
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- I can't believe you're alive!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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You left me in so much trouble.
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I'm sorry! I don't know
what you're talking about!
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Ezra?
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- What's going on?
- Not a clue, Leanne.
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I've never seen this
woman before in my life.
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What are you talking about,
Bert? I'm your wife!
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'Kay, first off,
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- my name's Ezra Warner.
- Cut the crap, Bert.
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You faked your own death a year ago
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and left your wife with a pile of debt.
258
00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:45,102
This is crazy.
259
00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:47,555
- You've got the wrong person.
- When did you two meet?
260
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,004
About a year ago?
261
00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:51,215
He answered my ad...
262
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,906
- for a farmhand.
- Let me guess.
263
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,543
He asked to be paid in cash?
264
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,335
Has he ever shown you a piece of I.D.?
265
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,230
- Opened a bank account?
- You gotta believe me, Llama...
266
00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,838
- I-I don't know these people.
- "Llama"?
267
00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:03,263
That's what you called me.
268
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,033
I had a funeral for you.
269
00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,944
I mourned for you.
270
00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,027
Get off our property. Now!
271
00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:13,883
- Or I'm calling the police.
- Better call a lawyer too, pal,
272
00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:16,674
because you owe my client
a shit-ton of money!
273
00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,080
Oh, no, no, no.
274
00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,538
Please. Allow me.
275
00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,886
"I'm a partner now,
276
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,011
and you deliberately
breached my authority."
277
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,121
I found Norma's dirtbag husband,
278
00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:33,909
thereby bringing us a new
client, so, you're welcome.
279
00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:40,043
Bert Choi's driver's
licence, courtesy of Norma.
280
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,002
Dig up whatever you can on him,
or on "Laughing Grass Farms,"
281
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:46,952
- or on his alias, "Ezra Warner".
- You got it.
282
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,022
I'm afraid there's
been a change of plans.
283
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,678
I won't be moving into
the basement suite.
284
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,616
We've jointly decided
285
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,764
that it's for the best.
286
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,202
- We just need a bit more time.
- Do you think we're stupid?
287
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:19,085
This is just code for
"Mom screwed up again."
288
00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,306
What fresh horror will we
find on YouTube this time?
289
00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:23,952
Sofia. Enough.
290
00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:27,291
Don't be so hard on your mother.
291
00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,584
He threw you under the bus.
292
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,709
He just can't stand being
the villain in all this.
293
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,084
He made this mess... He
needs to take ownership.
294
00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,475
To be fair, it's a tricky situation.
295
00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,717
I'm sorry, did I ask for your opinion?
296
00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:52,014
I'm just saying it must
be upsetting for him, too.
297
00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,373
Do you infidels have some sort of club?
298
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,436
Is there a loyalty program, or
does that defeat the purpose?
299
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,594
Abigail.
300
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,233
At least Frank didn't cheat
on me when I was pregnant.
301
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,158
I didn't cheat on Maggie...
302
00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,883
once she was pregnant.
303
00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:11,381
How much longer will you be
imposing on our hospitality?
304
00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:13,241
Abigail Jane Calliope!
305
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,639
Your sister had a
momentary lapse of judgment.
306
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:16,664
A moment... ?
307
00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,492
It went on for months!
308
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,543
You know what? I've lost my appetite.
309
00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:33,326
Morning, everyone.
310
00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:35,596
Good morning, Mr. Junior Svensson.
311
00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,029
I see they spelled your name right.
312
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,821
Are you responsible for this?
313
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,225
My client, who, for sake of ease,
314
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,317
we will refer to as "Bert Choi"...
315
00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:52,908
Duh, because it's his name.
316
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,999
Has lost all memories of his past.
317
00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:57,073
You're pleading amnesia?
318
00:14:57,098 --> 00:15:00,166
Actually, the psychiatric
term is "dissociative fugue".
319
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,514
It's common for people
in the midst of a fugue
320
00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:03,920
to disappear and start new lives.
321
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,811
I have a much simpler diagnosis for you.
322
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,397
It's called "lying, cheating... "
323
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:09,155
Spin this any way you want, Mr. Krol.
324
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,491
It doesn't change the fact that...
325
00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:13,170
We are going to force your
client to pay his wife back
326
00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:15,357
every last cent of the debt he incurred.
327
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,006
Forgive my junior colleague
328
00:15:17,031 --> 00:15:19,592
for her shaky grasp on
the basics of family law.
329
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:22,444
We're gonna get him to pay
back half, as a family debt.
330
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:23,613
I am well aware of the basics,
331
00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,872
but if this man had
a shred of decency...
332
00:15:25,897 --> 00:15:27,725
It's not about decency, Ally McBeal.
333
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,701
He could never pay back
what you allege he owes.
334
00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:30,726
Allege... ?
335
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,600
This isn't Pizzagate.
336
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,759
These are well-documented
debts in his name.
337
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:35,883
Understood.
338
00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,742
But my client has nothing to give.
339
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,248
I'm sorry for any trouble
I may have caused...
340
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,475
but I'm just a farmhand.
341
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,845
Oh, and Mr. Choi would like to start
342
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,182
formal divorce proceedings.
343
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,840
We'll be sending over the
notice of claim this afternoon.
344
00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,698
Norma, I would like to apologize...
345
00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,842
For the fact that you
got her exactly nothing?
346
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,801
For my colleague's utter
lack of professionalism.
347
00:16:03,972 --> 00:16:05,451
Excuse me.
348
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:14,026
I liked it better when he was dead.
349
00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:18,549
"Ezra Warner" invented the
first can opener in 1858.
350
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,978
Bert Choi has taken out
351
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:22,768
a lot of patents over the years.
352
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:26,580
"Laughing Grass" is a
small organic grow-op,
353
00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:29,357
just a few years old,
owned by Leanne Porter.
354
00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:30,725
And...
355
00:16:30,804 --> 00:16:33,137
the company recently
registered a patent...
356
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,533
Something called the "Port-a-Pothead."
357
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,091
Check this out.
358
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,216
It's an all-in-one for pot smokers.
359
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,650
There's a place to hold your weed
360
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:48,107
- and a place for rolling papers.
- Even a built-in grinder.
361
00:16:49,869 --> 00:16:51,569
And here's your pipe.
362
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,940
Ezra invented it.
363
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,059
It's an all-in-one...
364
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,318
So the guy's come up with
another cheesy invention.
365
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,885
They've pre-sold 100,000 units
of that "cheesy invention"
366
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:05,096
to the two biggest cannabis
retail stores in the country.
367
00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:08,408
Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza.
368
00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,838
Hello. Welcome to Bulk Bonanza.
369
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,643
Hello... Oh. Hi.
370
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,779
Norma... what if I told you
Bert's about to make a lot of money
371
00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:18,333
off one of his inventions?
372
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,736
I'd say my last shreds of optimism
373
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,674
have vanished into the wind.
374
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:26,069
In a previous life, I was
a personal injury lawyer.
375
00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:27,757
A really good one.
376
00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:29,536
So here's what I want us to do.
377
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,541
We sue Bert's ass
378
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,041
for "intentional infliction
of emotional harm,"
379
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,627
and we make that lying mother... fudger
380
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:39,826
pay back every last cent
he owes you, and then some.
381
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,554
You gonna give me one of those?
382
00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:52,158
Take 'em all, stretch-pants!
383
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:57,211
No. No way.
384
00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,039
It's a risk for the firm.
We get nothing unless we win.
385
00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:01,712
Says the man whose middle
names are "Pro" and "Bono".
386
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:02,836
Even if you do win,
387
00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,681
this is hardly on the
scale of the class action.
388
00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,268
It'll barely cover our costs.
389
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,729
Just... just give this
one to me, will you?
390
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,239
- I brought you that class action.
- Why is this so important to you?
391
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,324
Norma loved Bert.
392
00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,983
She believed in him.
393
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:16,907
Supported him.
394
00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,580
Trusted him! And-And
now he's faking amnesia
395
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:21,073
to pretend his life
with her never happened.
396
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:22,831
He needs to be held accountable.
397
00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:27,203
Fine. But you answer to Daniel.
398
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:30,362
And we set up a meeting
with opposing counsel,
399
00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:32,221
in case we can avoid
taking this to court.
400
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,354
Thank you... for buying
a pair of longer shorts!
401
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,713
Don't thank me. Thank Crystal.
402
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,911
Does she seem...
403
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,491
Yes.
404
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,460
The patent may be registered
under "Laughing Grass",
405
00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,819
but it's clearly Bert's invention.
406
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:56,899
Here's one for "the
all-in-one make-up applicator".
407
00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:58,857
Here's one for "the
all-in-one kitchen utensil".
408
00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:01,659
Oh, it's definitely his, but you'll
never prove intentional harm.
409
00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:03,810
The tort of intentional
infliction of harm
410
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,466
has four elements.
411
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,905
One, the defendant
must act intentionally,
412
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,327
two, the defendant's conduct
must be extreme and outrageous,
413
00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:13,077
and three, the conduct
must be the cause of four...
414
00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,935
Severe emotional distress.
415
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,483
Bert's actions the day he
vanished check all the boxes.
416
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:20,124
Except... you can't prove he was
trying to fake his own death.
417
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,882
Maybe Bert planned on returning
home to his wife that day.
418
00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:26,585
Maybe he slipped on
the river bank and fell in.
419
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,717
- None of us knows for sure.
- Bert knows.
420
00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,388
Ah, but he doesn't.
421
00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:32,867
You're not seriously suggesting
422
00:19:32,892 --> 00:19:35,928
you believe this
"dissociative fugue" B.S.?
423
00:19:35,953 --> 00:19:37,717
I am, and I do.
424
00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,568
And cases like this have to
meet a very high threshold, so...
425
00:19:41,342 --> 00:19:42,818
I'll see you in court.
426
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,683
Yannick. Seriously?
427
00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,276
Is this because I
didn't move to your firm?
428
00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:54,255
Oh, ye of massive ego.
429
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,513
I had to take this, you know that.
430
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:57,704
Partnership.
431
00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:00,093
It's my chance to take
the firm in new directions.
432
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,585
Dude, it's Harry Svensson.
433
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,999
You think he's gonna relinquish
even a modicum of control?
434
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:06,702
Sign says it all.
435
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,965
We need to get a professional opinion.
436
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,957
Bolster our case.
437
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:21,850
Luce, would you do an assessment?
Results go to both parties.
438
00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:22,939
Hell, yes.
439
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,085
We studied dissociative
fugues at Stanford.
440
00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,020
I haven't had first-hand experience.
441
00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:29,613
Well, you still won't,
'cause Bert is lying.
442
00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:33,270
Apparently, they're often caused
by significant trauma or stress.
443
00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:34,995
My uncle once got busted in a brothel
444
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,387
and he swore he didn't
remember how he got there.
445
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,532
There's a famous story from the '50s...
446
00:20:39,557 --> 00:20:42,658
Guy named Lawrence Bader
disappeared on a fishing trip.
447
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,077
He was declared dead,
448
00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,484
then, eight years later,
he resurfaced in Nebraska,
449
00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:49,174
but now he was "Fritz Johnson,"
450
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,099
and had no recollection
of his previous life.
451
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,755
Proving only that lying, douchebag
men are like cockroaches...
452
00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,716
Rampant throughout history.
453
00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:59,018
A team of psychiatrists studied him.
454
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,210
They concluded that he
was telling the truth.
455
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:02,934
- Then they were duped.
- Maybe.
456
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:06,327
It's hard to distinguish
between a fugue and malingering.
457
00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:10,397
- Faking it.
- This guy's definitely faking it.
458
00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:12,154
Oh, good! You're all here.
459
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,200
I'd like to invite
you to a family dinner
460
00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:17,593
- tomorrow night... you too, Jerri.
- Why?
461
00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,780
To celebrate Daniel's partnership.
462
00:21:25,696 --> 00:21:28,603
- Do you think he also meant me?
- No.
463
00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:39,416
Thank you, Pam. Would
anyone else like to share?
464
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:45,727
- I think Abby should.
- Uh... that's not how it works, Pam.
465
00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:48,722
You've been comin' here for months
now and you haven't said a word.
466
00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:50,993
You just sit there
lookin' down your nose
467
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,344
at the rest of us.
468
00:21:52,902 --> 00:21:54,568
She has a point.
469
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,833
Fine.
470
00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,136
Bullies.
471
00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:04,149
Oh, where to start?
472
00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:08,842
Where we always start.
By stating you're an alcoholic.
473
00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:11,727
- And not a "schm-alcoholic".
- Okay.
474
00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:17,149
My name is Abby and...
475
00:22:18,263 --> 00:22:19,829
I'm an alcoholic.
476
00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,921
Hi, Abby.
477
00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:28,996
When I first started coming here,
I was in... deep denial.
478
00:22:30,938 --> 00:22:33,010
But I've been working hard...
479
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,555
at getting better...
480
00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,461
because I want my family back...
481
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,250
more than anything. Ahem.
482
00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:48,008
And I thought it was what
my husband wanted, too,
483
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,868
until I...
484
00:22:50,728 --> 00:22:52,719
caught him in a hotel elevator
485
00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:54,938
with another woman.
486
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,103
He says nothing was gonna
happen, but, pfft, come on.
487
00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:05,915
And since that happened, I...
488
00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:08,267
want a drink all the time.
489
00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:12,134
I just keep thinking...
490
00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,072
I did all this work...
491
00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:20,611
and for what?
492
00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:39,829
What's that?
493
00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:42,243
The pictures we made to
decorate the basement.
494
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,743
I'm gonna give them to Mom
495
00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:46,454
so that she can hang them at Jo-Jo's.
496
00:23:46,479 --> 00:23:49,047
God, Nico! Don't you get it?
497
00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:51,006
She screwed up everything.
498
00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,821
- Again! She's a totally crap mother.
- Stop it!
499
00:23:55,191 --> 00:23:56,356
You didn't see her face
500
00:23:56,381 --> 00:23:58,849
when she saw those
texts on Dad's old phone.
501
00:24:08,205 --> 00:24:09,939
Lucy's still asleep.
502
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:14,226
- Thank goodness for small mercies.
- Now, now.
503
00:24:14,509 --> 00:24:16,133
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
504
00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:20,102
This is a list of the top
five divorce lawyers in town,
505
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,260
excluding your father.
506
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:23,350
I can help you set up short consults.
507
00:24:23,452 --> 00:24:25,930
That way, Frank can't use any of them.
508
00:24:25,955 --> 00:24:27,421
No one is talking about divorce.
509
00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:28,785
That's irrelevant.
510
00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,141
- It's strategic.
- It's also not happening.
511
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:35,211
Sweetheart. A leopard
seldom changes his spots.
512
00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:38,632
You have to hope for the best
and prepare for the worst.
513
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,123
We're done here.
514
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,438
Why don't you tell me the parts
of your life you do remember?
515
00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:49,709
I had a great childhood.
516
00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:53,970
I was an only child. Doted on.
I was always building stuff...
517
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,094
Rocketships,
518
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,047
forts, go-karts.
519
00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:00,953
I remember my parents
520
00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:04,219
dying within a year of each other
when I was in my early 20s.
521
00:25:04,317 --> 00:25:05,516
Sorry to hear that.
522
00:25:06,493 --> 00:25:07,960
After that...
523
00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:10,729
it's like this great, big fog patch,
524
00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:13,852
and... I'm just walking through the fog,
525
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,336
till one day, I come out
the other side... older, fatter,
526
00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:19,461
working on a pot farm for Leanne.
527
00:25:20,172 --> 00:25:24,200
Dissociative fugues are often
brought on by trauma or stress.
528
00:25:24,302 --> 00:25:26,469
Can you recall anything
along those lines?
529
00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:29,982
I get these awful headaches sometimes,
530
00:25:30,258 --> 00:25:33,399
and the odd panic attack,
where I feel like I can't breathe.
531
00:25:34,188 --> 00:25:36,008
Bert, do you have any recollections
532
00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:37,516
of the day you disappeared?
533
00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:39,917
None.
534
00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,861
- I think he's telling the truth.
- Seriously?
535
00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:45,197
I'm sorry. I know that's
not what you wanted to hear.
536
00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:46,454
No!
537
00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:49,301
But... you said yourself,
538
00:25:49,326 --> 00:25:51,259
it's impossible to know for sure.
539
00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,641
Yes.
540
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:58,485
So, maybe you could, ahem,
emphasize that in your assessment?
541
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:00,454
You want me to lie in my report?
542
00:26:01,381 --> 00:26:03,182
- I didn't use that word.
- You do realize
543
00:26:03,215 --> 00:26:05,752
you just asked me to do
something that's brazenly unethical?
544
00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:07,852
That's low, even for you.
545
00:26:08,204 --> 00:26:10,722
Mm. Guess I figured it
wouldn't be a stretch.
546
00:26:11,341 --> 00:26:14,204
Given your complete lack of
ethics in other areas of your life.
547
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,510
Hello, Harry.
548
00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,022
Long time, no see.
549
00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:54,898
Abby...
550
00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:56,923
Abigail. My office, please.
551
00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:03,227
God!
552
00:27:04,193 --> 00:27:07,554
Okay. Uh... either I've
entered a parallel universe
553
00:27:07,579 --> 00:27:09,386
or hell has actually frozen over.
554
00:27:09,488 --> 00:27:12,612
- Joanne told me about Frank.
- I had no choice.
555
00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,155
- You're living in a bubble of denial.
- Oh.
556
00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:17,661
We are not getting divorced!
557
00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:19,673
You need to act like
you're getting divorced.
558
00:27:19,698 --> 00:27:23,755
- Forearmed is forearmed!
- It's... That's not the expression.
559
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,733
Your mother's right. The longer
you're out of the family home,
560
00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:29,816
the less likely it is you'll
get to keep it if you divorce.
561
00:27:29,841 --> 00:27:32,542
And what's more important,
the longer Frank has custody,
562
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,647
the harder it's going to be
563
00:27:33,672 --> 00:27:35,538
to get your parenting time changed.
564
00:27:35,563 --> 00:27:38,477
Frank has been very successful
in making you out to be the bad guy,
565
00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:40,117
but he is just as culpable.
566
00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,003
He says he wasn't gonna sleep with her.
567
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,395
Of course, he was
going to sleep with her.
568
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:48,199
The pertinent question is, is
that a deal-breaker for you?
569
00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:50,649
Know what? You two are literally
570
00:27:50,674 --> 00:27:54,438
the last people I would ever go to
for marriage advice.
571
00:27:54,463 --> 00:27:57,464
And this... whole thing is
giving me the creeps, so.
572
00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,781
Well, while I'm here, I should probably
573
00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:05,806
fill you in on your other daughter.
574
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,141
Jerri.
575
00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:14,535
Joanne.
576
00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:18,866
I know it's a cliche, but you
really haven't changed a bit.
577
00:28:18,891 --> 00:28:20,721
You have.
578
00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:22,613
- And you look stunning!
- Oh.
579
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,422
I was sad Harry got you in the divorce.
580
00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:27,647
Jerri, has Harry budged on
setting up a partner meeting?
581
00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:31,008
- You must be Daniel.
- That's right.
582
00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:33,300
- How's your mother doing?
- She's good.
583
00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,846
Been working in Guatemala the last year.
584
00:28:35,871 --> 00:28:38,829
She always was a do-gooder.
585
00:28:39,649 --> 00:28:41,819
Sorry... how do you know my mom?
586
00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,611
We used to be best friends.
587
00:28:43,861 --> 00:28:45,826
Until she slept with my husband.
588
00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,135
It is my opinion
589
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,556
that Mr. Choi is suffering
from a dissociative fugue.
590
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,473
And on what do you base this opinion?
591
00:29:03,498 --> 00:29:04,858
I had an in-depth session with him.
592
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,677
He has no memory of the
day of his disappearance.
593
00:29:10,564 --> 00:29:13,472
Your Honor, in a case
like this, it must be shown
594
00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:14,884
that the defendant desired
595
00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:17,744
to produce the kind of harm
that the plaintiff has suffered,
596
00:29:17,769 --> 00:29:20,589
or at least that he knew
that the harm would follow.
597
00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:23,814
Now, if Mr. Choi has no
memory of the day in question,
598
00:29:24,425 --> 00:29:26,306
we can never know what he was thinking.
599
00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,622
Thank you for making it so easy.
600
00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:33,591
Counsel, do you have any
further questions for the witness?
601
00:29:33,616 --> 00:29:35,096
- No, your Honor.
- Yes, your Honor.
602
00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:38,496
- Ms. Svensson.
- "Dr. Svensson."
603
00:29:38,521 --> 00:29:41,422
Sorry, Dr. Svensson,
604
00:29:41,603 --> 00:29:43,112
you've been practicing for how long?
605
00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:44,803
- Two years?
- Three.
606
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,949
Are you a specialist in amnesia?
607
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,250
No, but I...
608
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:50,142
Have you ever had a patient
with a dissociative fugue?
609
00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,177
No. It's a rare diagnosis.
610
00:29:52,202 --> 00:29:54,569
So, your "expertise" comes from... ?
611
00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:57,215
- We studied it at Stanford.
- Huh! So...
612
00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:00,978
everything you know about
fugues comes from a textbook?
613
00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:02,430
Objection. Badgering the witness.
614
00:30:02,532 --> 00:30:05,933
Ms. Bianchi, you need to put a
proper question to this witness.
615
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,992
Apologies, Your Honor.
616
00:30:08,423 --> 00:30:11,072
How difficult is it, even for experts...
617
00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:14,109
And by your own admission,
you do not fall into that category...
618
00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:18,384
To discern between legitimate
amnesia and malingering?
619
00:30:18,409 --> 00:30:20,189
It can be challenging, but it's very...
620
00:30:20,221 --> 00:30:23,982
So there's a good chance that
Bert Choi could be, in layman's terms,
621
00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:25,419
"lying through his teeth,"
622
00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:27,154
and that he remembers
faking his own death...
623
00:30:27,256 --> 00:30:28,989
Objection... improper question.
624
00:30:29,014 --> 00:30:30,847
Knowing he'd be leaving his wife behind,
625
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,955
grieving and destitute?
626
00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:35,329
Sustained. Ms. Bianchi,
I know you know better.
627
00:30:35,884 --> 00:30:38,084
No further questions.
628
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,070
You ambushed me.
629
00:30:43,095 --> 00:30:45,549
You were a hostile witness.
I treated you as such.
630
00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:48,366
You asked me to do the assessment.
I was just doing my job,
631
00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:51,101
- and you made me look incompetent.
- Oh, wah, poor baby.
632
00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:52,413
I was just doing my job.
633
00:30:52,438 --> 00:30:54,104
- Daniel, say something.
- Lucy's right.
634
00:30:54,129 --> 00:30:55,129
That was vicious.
635
00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:57,799
But also very effective.
636
00:30:58,685 --> 00:31:00,685
Ow!
637
00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,216
See you guys at my celebration dinner!
638
00:31:11,093 --> 00:31:13,750
- You were good in there.
- Thanks.
639
00:31:13,775 --> 00:31:17,577
Like Mike Tyson when he bit
off Evander Holyfield's ear.
640
00:31:18,797 --> 00:31:20,463
It's just that...
641
00:31:20,642 --> 00:31:24,144
I can't help but wonder if
the doctor lady is right.
642
00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:27,063
Maybe he really doesn't remember.
643
00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:31,140
Bert and I took an acting
class for fun one summer.
644
00:31:31,537 --> 00:31:33,370
Bert was so awful,
645
00:31:33,395 --> 00:31:35,450
the teacher begged him to drop out.
646
00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:39,216
When you've been married
to someone for that long,
647
00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:42,583
when you've trusted
them for that long...
648
00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,372
You know what I want
even more than the money?
649
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,456
The truth.
650
00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,294
Thank you, Darren.
651
00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,807
Ah. Lucy-goosey.
652
00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,431
Mm!
653
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,211
- I heard about you and Maggie.
- Did Abby tell you?
654
00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,513
No. Joanne. Why didn't you come to me?
655
00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:02,649
You could have stayed at my place.
656
00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,113
Dad, you have a one-bedroom penthouse
657
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,664
- and that woman that you're dating...
- Oh! Welcome.
658
00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,285
Come in, come in, everyone.
659
00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:12,814
Let's sit down. There are no
restrictions on the menu items...
660
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,783
Daddy's paying, and that
doesn't happen all the time.
661
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,908
All right. Ah, isn't this...
662
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,357
Isn't this nice...
663
00:32:20,115 --> 00:32:22,282
all five of us having dinner together?
664
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,899
- Didn't Jerri come with you?
- Jerri had to cancel.
665
00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:26,737
- Then who's the fifth?
- Hello, everyone.
666
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,503
Sorry I'm late.
667
00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:30,675
Oh, fantastic!
668
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,590
- Well, cheers, everyone.
- Cheers. To Daniel.
669
00:32:36,795 --> 00:32:39,362
Well, Lucy, how's life treating you?
670
00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:41,352
Fine.
671
00:32:41,454 --> 00:32:43,921
I read that Tegan and
Sara are coming to town.
672
00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:45,552
Will you and Maggie be going?
673
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,725
Because they're gay, and we're gay?
674
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,516
Of course not.
675
00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:51,552
If you'll excuse me.
676
00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:04,657
Ahh.
677
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:06,480
Oh. Sorry.
678
00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:09,503
Must be tough for you, being
around people who drink.
679
00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:12,973
- Certain people, yes.
- Mm. Ah.
680
00:33:13,152 --> 00:33:15,385
I'm so happy that I can hold my liquor.
681
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,511
If I couldn't drink my
bubbles, I'd kill myself.
682
00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:22,218
Y... What?
683
00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:29,889
So, Danny...
684
00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:31,480
- "Daniel."
- Daniel.
685
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,413
Ah, you know, I tried to tell your dad
686
00:33:33,438 --> 00:33:35,104
that you were ready for partnership,
687
00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:36,407
but do you think he'd listen to me?
688
00:33:37,555 --> 00:33:39,924
Good thing Abby tipped
the scales in your favour.
689
00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,007
Where'd everybody go?
690
00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:02,030
- That woman is...
- Vile.
691
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,966
- She is...
- Loathesome?
692
00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,855
- This whole dinner was a set-up.
- Yep.
693
00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,838
Did Dad only make me partner
because you talked him into it?
694
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,218
I gave him a nudge.
695
00:34:15,369 --> 00:34:16,596
That's all.
696
00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:20,230
Listen, can I... Can I
ask you both something?
697
00:34:20,255 --> 00:34:22,564
When Norma's medication
alarm went off in court today,
698
00:34:22,589 --> 00:34:27,021
did you notice that Bert had
an almost-Pavlovian response?
699
00:34:27,046 --> 00:34:28,046
No.
700
00:34:28,071 --> 00:34:31,127
I was too busy staring at Lucy's
entrails, spilled all over the floor.
701
00:34:32,348 --> 00:34:34,995
Sometimes, certain objects, or sounds,
702
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,555
can trigger memories in
a patient with amnesia...
703
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,847
Or, in this case, one of his inventions.
704
00:34:39,872 --> 00:34:41,417
- What are you thinking?
- I'm thinking...
705
00:34:42,135 --> 00:34:44,238
if he's really in a fugue state...
706
00:34:44,263 --> 00:34:45,263
Seriously?
707
00:34:45,288 --> 00:34:46,474
Now you believe me?
708
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:51,627
Maybe there's a way we can get
Norma the money and the truth.
709
00:34:55,707 --> 00:34:58,971
Mr. Svensson, my
patience is wearing thin.
710
00:34:59,483 --> 00:35:01,127
Apologies, Your Honor.
711
00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:03,486
Elevators were slow this morning.
712
00:35:04,985 --> 00:35:08,318
We'd like to call
Bert Choi to the stand.
713
00:35:13,122 --> 00:35:15,205
Mr. Choi, your defense is
714
00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:17,899
that you can't have
intentionally inflicted harm
715
00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:20,111
if you can't remember
the day you disappeared.
716
00:35:20,136 --> 00:35:21,302
- Correct?
- Yes.
717
00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:24,853
And yet, you were already
inflicting intentional harm
718
00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:27,278
years before you
disappeared, were you not?
719
00:35:27,496 --> 00:35:29,420
Objection. He doesn't remember.
720
00:35:29,445 --> 00:35:30,989
It doesn't matter whether
or not he remembers,
721
00:35:31,014 --> 00:35:32,714
because we have proof.
722
00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:38,533
I'd like to introduce into evidence
723
00:35:38,558 --> 00:35:40,191
the Chois' financial statements.
724
00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:43,369
Mr. Choi was intentionally
bleeding Norma's earnings dry
725
00:35:43,394 --> 00:35:45,591
for years without her knowledge.
726
00:35:45,616 --> 00:35:48,182
I refer you to item one in the file.
727
00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:51,932
This is "the Bedtime Hug Pillow".
728
00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,525
Remember this invention, Mr. Choi?
729
00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:56,010
No. I told you, I
don't have any memories.
730
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:59,799
Norma, can you tell us how
much he took out of your savings
731
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,752
- to build this prototype?
- $4,000.
732
00:36:02,777 --> 00:36:04,197
"The Infa-Shine."
733
00:36:04,444 --> 00:36:07,014
Your infant cleans while he crawls.
734
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,643
- How much?
- $7,000.
735
00:36:10,355 --> 00:36:14,514
- A full-body umbrella.
- Also seven.
736
00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:21,916
And here we have the...
737
00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:24,041
all-in-one walking stick.
738
00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,648
$30,000.
739
00:36:27,488 --> 00:36:30,283
What is that noise, and
can we please turn it off?
740
00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,265
"The Medi-Mind".
741
00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:34,231
It's another of Bert's inventions.
742
00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:36,361
He sunk 50 grand into those,
743
00:36:36,386 --> 00:36:39,580
- but it did get him onto Dragon's Den.
- Kevin O'Leary...
744
00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:42,907
told me... I was an idiot.
745
00:36:50,728 --> 00:36:52,795
I hid the worst
of our financial troubles
746
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,153
from Norma for years.
747
00:36:54,394 --> 00:36:56,518
Intercepted the calls and letters
748
00:36:56,543 --> 00:36:57,742
from the collection agencies.
749
00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,166
I just kept thinking
750
00:36:59,191 --> 00:37:01,659
my next invention would be "the one".
751
00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:03,908
And then it came to me...
752
00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:06,966
Air-conditioned shoes.
753
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:09,659
Because who doesn't get overheated feet?
754
00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,029
So...
755
00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:14,213
I took out a second mortgage,
756
00:37:14,238 --> 00:37:16,272
I forged Norma's signature,
757
00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:18,697
sunk a bunch of money into prototypes,
758
00:37:18,722 --> 00:37:21,471
and the first time I tried on a pair,
759
00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:24,484
I was sure I had a hit.
760
00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:28,486
Till it started to rain...
and the motor short-circuited.
761
00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:32,015
I brought us to financial ruin.
762
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,472
So I decided to end it all.
763
00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,808
I slipped into the
river to drown myself,
764
00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,101
but... I failed at that, too.
765
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,901
Can you ever forgive me?
766
00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:45,121
Yes, Bert.
767
00:37:45,558 --> 00:37:47,590
I remember how
supportive you were.
768
00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:50,866
I loved you. I...
769
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,533
I love you.
770
00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:57,465
But I thought I loved Leanne.
I... I'm so confused.
771
00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,823
It's okay, Bert.
772
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,587
I can end your confusion.
773
00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:05,340
Because I would never take you back.
774
00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:11,278
My mother used to tell me,
"a tiger can't change his stripes."
775
00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:13,285
I'd always be wondering
776
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,527
if you were gonna break my trust again.
777
00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,937
I deserve better, Bert.
778
00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,341
I deserve better.
779
00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:28,324
Mr. Choi, while I believe you
did have some form of amnesia,
780
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,652
that does not negate the fact
that what you did to this woman,
781
00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:33,010
over years, is unconscionable.
782
00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:36,771
She supported you through
all of your failed inventions,
783
00:38:36,988 --> 00:38:42,761
and deserves to reap the
benefits of the... "Port-a-Pothead".
784
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,848
I find in favour of the
plaintiff, Norma Choi.
785
00:38:46,136 --> 00:38:49,071
Counsel, please book a half-day
so I can set the damages award.
786
00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:56,449
Please tell me we can
unpack this one over drinks.
787
00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:58,240
Hey, if you're buying, I'm there.
788
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,893
Congratulations.
789
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,707
You'll be getting a nice payout.
790
00:39:01,732 --> 00:39:05,533
Enough to buy a used
canary-yellow VW van.
791
00:39:06,616 --> 00:39:09,307
- Thank you.
- Aw!
792
00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:11,400
Oh, one more thing.
793
00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:14,390
I'll use my phone from now on.
794
00:39:20,704 --> 00:39:22,037
I'm gonna have a quick shower.
795
00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:26,188
- Take-out for dinner? Your choice.
- 'Kay.
796
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,994
- Frank?
- Stay away from my dad!
797
00:40:03,019 --> 00:40:05,770
Stay away from my family!
798
00:40:05,795 --> 00:40:07,795
Oh, my God.
799
00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:25,604
Ahem.
800
00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,666
Hi.
801
00:40:33,658 --> 00:40:34,658
Hi.
802
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:40,129
- How are you feeling?
- Emotionally? Like shit.
803
00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:43,579
- Physically, fine.
- Maggie, what I did, it...
804
00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:45,821
it's not who I am.
805
00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,679
Okay? I'm a better person than that.
806
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:50,304
Oh, Lucy. Do you really believe that?
807
00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,846
When we first met, you
were dating someone else.
808
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:58,978
I... told myself you could change.
809
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,858
Who was I kidding?
810
00:41:00,883 --> 00:41:04,151
You are a deeply-damaged human being.
811
00:41:04,176 --> 00:41:09,607
Incapable of honesty, fidelity... love.
812
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,439
You're not a good person, Lucy.
813
00:41:14,885 --> 00:41:16,952
You're rotten to the core.
814
00:41:27,923 --> 00:41:28,822
Nina?
815
00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,221
Did you hear back from
the signage company?
816
00:41:31,254 --> 00:41:35,202
Apparently, someone here told
the guy that the job was done?
817
00:41:35,304 --> 00:41:37,927
- I thought I said no candy.
- You did.
818
00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:39,744
And I overruled you.
819
00:41:39,769 --> 00:41:43,133
- I deserve a partners' meeting.
- It's on the books for Tuesday.
820
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,893
Thanks.
821
00:41:47,024 --> 00:41:49,608
- You dodged a bullet last night.
- Figured.
822
00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:10,299
- Mom?
- Sofia.
823
00:42:10,324 --> 00:42:12,224
I don't want to live with Dad anymore.
824
00:42:20,988 --> 00:42:23,869
_
825
00:42:23,894 --> 00:42:28,244
_
826
00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:31,361
_
827
00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:34,473
Sofia... you scared the hell out of me.
828
00:42:41,281 --> 00:42:42,447
She took off.
829
00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,830
Wasn't answering her
phone. Neither were you.
830
00:42:49,799 --> 00:42:52,830
Tell me again you weren't
gonna sleep with her, Frank.
831
00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,020
I can't do that.
832
00:43:02,078 --> 00:43:03,310
Thank you.
833
00:43:05,648 --> 00:43:09,517
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