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（威利T域臘斯中學）
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大鑊，大家快點收起電話
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那邊
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幫我袋住
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（艾赫老師）
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（梟老師）
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梟老師？
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唔係掛！
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好，各位同學安靜，坐下，安頓好
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收聲
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我是梟老師
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艾赫老師穿羊水
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對，她今日要生了
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所以由我接手照顧你們這一班
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我現在就想閃人
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高竇藍心同學，你想去哪裡？去商場？
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我不舒服
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我想搵駐校護士
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好了，你我都清楚
校方上次削減預算就炒了駐校護士
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坐低
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好，各位同學，收起教科書
準備突擊測驗
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即管繼續擺款
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F不只代表「肥佬」，也代表「態度差」
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梟老師，不好意思，梟老師？
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這是衛生教育堂
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艾赫老師不會給我們突擊測驗
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活動家安吉拉戴維斯，你從古巴返來了？
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你肥佬了
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你都肥佬了，小雅達利
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所以你先會過時
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還有人有說話想講嗎？
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你都肥佬了，金髮妹，肉酸
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唔係掛！我鼻敏感呀
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寶同學，你有說話想講嗎？
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還是你想大家聞你胳肋底？
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我只想話戴珍妮不應該因為鼻敏感受鄙斥
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或者受罰
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你以為我不知道那個字的意思，是嗎？
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那看看你知不知道這個詞，精叻妹同學
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所有人都要留堂
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可惡！
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鬼馬家族，甚麼？
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你我永遠親密無間
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日日夜夜成家一齊
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即使你開始做蠢事
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要知道你做甚麼我都鍾意
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我知道我可以做自己
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和你一齊最自在
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每日我去返學
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要知道我最鍾意的就是你
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- 家族
- 家族
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鬼馬家族
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他們會令你尖叫！
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令你想高歌！
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家人就是這樣，一家人
鬼馬的寶家
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鬼馬家族
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他們會令你激氣！
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又令你想抱住他們
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家族，家族
鬼馬的寶家
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鬼馬的寶家
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鬼馬再延續》
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奧斯卡，晚餐幾時食得？
畀著雙胞胎依家已經煮好
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我碟撚手小菜獵人燴雞
只爭一樣秘密材料
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那是甚麼材料？稻草人？
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雞
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來了
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佩妮，我隻雞呢？
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- 不知道
- 你沒收到我的訊息？
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我叫你去巫師超市買隻雞
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沒有，我沒收到訊息
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我知道你冇整唔見我買給你部貴電話
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- 我好肯定
- 我當然冇整唔見電話
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大家等陣見
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- 點樣？
- 奇仔
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想請你幫個忙
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我唔見電話，而我仲未想被踢出街
還未到時候
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可以幫我追蹤嗎？
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好，沒問題，放心交給我
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好，你看，在學校醫療室
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想不想要無限通話分鐘？
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今個禮拜我做緊優惠
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不用了，等等
你可以幫我搞到部巫加電話嗎？
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算了，多謝你幫手，奇仔
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（巫馬遜特級服務，新品）
（落單，一件）
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感謝選用巫馬遜特級服務
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祝你壞事做得好
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（夜貓潛行衣）
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潛行模式
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我去哪裡了？
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好吧，關閉潛行模式
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正！
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捕鳥蛛模式
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（地點確認，衛生教育課室）
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等一下
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有人碌我張信用卡用巫馬遜特級服務？
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碌到先算啦，肯定冇
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西瓜蟲模式
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好，奇雲哈特模式
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大家今日學嘢啦
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我係大細路
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狄維莊遜模式
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不，這樣不可愛，時尚模式
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好！
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梟老師？
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你們不會相信我昨晚見到甚麼
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勁癲
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怎麼了？祖兒
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今日沒有純素嗎？
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如果你不要炸雞寶，給我吧
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敢掂我的雞寶就受死吧
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好吧，殺手，你煩緊甚麼？
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我獲選做步操指揮
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恭喜你，祖兒
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- 甚麼？真的？
- 勁！
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不，一點也不勁
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我吹長笛就是想做隱形人
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現在我要企去前面
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我鍾意企前面
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不過呢，我生得可愛
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有那些鬍就不可愛了，寶貝
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大家，唔該，現在是講我
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其實無論我鍾唔鍾意
我根本沒有做指揮所需的技能
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- 甚麼意思？
- 我想郁手郁腳，但都不夠靈活
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得啦，姊妹，不會有問題的
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來看看你的本事吧，戴珍妮，畀個節奏
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好呀，祖兒，望下祖兒，加油，祖兒！
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大家退後，讓開
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藍心，停手
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通常我反對文化挪用
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但祖兒，姊妹，你真的要人幫手
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你肯教我？
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不是，那不是我專長
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我波比大伯讀大學時做過步操指揮
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你波比大伯讀過大學？
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那我肯定讀到大學
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你覺得他會幫我？
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我波比大伯咩都肯做
只要有免費粟米脆片
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你們知道飯堂有只限兩包調味料的規矩吧
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戴珍妮，突擊測驗
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- 你拿了幾包芥醬？
- 好多
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- 你幾多包？
- 好多
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- 活動家佐凡尼，你…
- 好多
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估下你們要留堂幾次？好多次
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別以為我不知道你們在用那首歌
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可惡！點解梟老師咁衰？
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我正想告訴你們
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尋晚我留堂時忘了帶走電話，差點出事
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於是我用巫馬遜特級服務
買了套很型的夜貓潛行衣
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午夜藍色，勁靚
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講重點，黑寡婦
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於是我爬出屋外，去到學校時
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梟老師在教員休息室
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所以呢？老師都會去那裡
有名你叫「教員休息室」
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不會晚上10點還在吧
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也不會穿舊睡衣，用飯堂牛油果敷面
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一邊唱著《這是我家，我住這裡》
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她為何要那樣做？
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我覺得她可能無家可歸
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那太慘了
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對吧？
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你們要守秘密，不可以告訴別人
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佩妮，多謝你找你波比大伯幫我
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等等，那是波比大伯嗎？
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沒錯，妹妹
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我曾在《捷特》雜誌連續七年
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當選年度步操指揮
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然後我退學了，退學了
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波比！
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好勁！
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好，祖兒，給我看看你準備了甚麼
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不，妹妹，我是說給我吃的粟米脆片
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（教師因偷住教員休息室被開除）
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真慘！梟老師被炒了
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不是，那是莉莎，阿女
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我以前和她去過舞會
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她應該繼續同我一齊
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就可以和我一齊住
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免費住在我媽媽屋企
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校長怎會得到我的相？
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姊妹，有人會入侵別人的裝置
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可能是坐在床上的181公斤男人
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可能是俄羅斯，誰知道呢？
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戴珍妮，因為有你這樣的告發者
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我們的篤灰有錢賺計劃才會這麼成功
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你家拖欠的午餐費一筆勾銷了
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- 多謝你，高校長
- 叫我朗達得啦，阿女
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不要批判我
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我有九兄弟姊妹
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而且梟老師自作自受
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她連張床都冇
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我受夠你們了！
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她怎麼了？
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梟老師，累你被炒真的很對不起
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不用扮了，我知道你班細路不喜歡我
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不是！我們鍾意你，例如你…
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我們鍾意…
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總之，我只想說我覺得內疚
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等等，不好意思
為甚麼你前座有部微波爐？
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為甚麼人會在座位上放微波爐？
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當然是想一邊開車一邊叮餡餅
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真的嗎？
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你不太聰明，是吧？
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博德法官
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- 那真是差勁的…
- 反對
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駁回
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（博德法官）
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我吸完塵了，先生
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你疏通了垃圾處理機？
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對
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剪了草？
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對
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洗了我媽媽件粉紅色浴袍？
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對，先生，可以問個問題嗎？
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這和做步操指揮有甚麼關係？
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沒有關係
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媽媽一直哦我，要我做家務
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要我做家務
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但誓師大會快到了
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我會來不及準備好
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大家都會笑我
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把粟米脆片還給我，先生
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（波比布朗）
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祖兒，只要日夜聽這個，就包你搞得掂
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這是甚麼？
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不過是史上最放克的音樂罷了
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《我的特權》
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小甜甜布蘭妮首歌啊
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祖兒，妹妹，千祈不要那樣侮辱放克
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這是波比布朗
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這是新貴搖擺
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不然你以為我為甚麼留這個髮型？
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這可是甘比
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多謝你，波比叔叔
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我真不知道要怎麼報答你
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首先你可以清除浴簾上的污垢
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來，拿著，去吧，妹妹
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媽媽、爸爸，她是我的老師，梟老師
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等等
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- 佩妮，你做了甚麼事？
- 沒事
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我只是請梟老師來吃晚餐，你們不介意吧
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當然不介意
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歡迎你，梟老師
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我去擺多個位
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我還說她可以暫住我們屋企
等她手頭寬鬆點再走
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你為甚麼要…
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不好意思，親愛的女士，我們馬上回來
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請甚麼都不要碰
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我們周圍都有裝運動攝影鏡頭
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聽著，我知道你想講咩
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但她之所以被學校炒，要住在車上
都是因為我
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如果我沒把相片給戴珍妮看
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戴珍妮也不會拿給校長看
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那梟老師應該移駕去戴珍妮屋企
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篤灰的人是她
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奧斯卡，這是我們一向教佩妮的事
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對比起我們不幸的人要慷慨
257
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我們講大話了
258
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身為一家之主
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00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,928
我叫你把那女人趕出我間屋
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跟我來吧，梟老師，我帶你去睡房
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你可以在吃晚餐前梳洗一下
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謝謝你，翠迪
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00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,397
你比起你老公好心得多
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知道甚麼更好嗎？
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巫師民宿
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等等，那件是我的恤衫？
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翠迪，報警！
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痛呀，女人！
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餐具是誰擺的？
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是我，梟老師
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估到啦
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好，聽住
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碟應該在餐墊正中央
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沙律叉放左邊，9點鐘位置
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刀放右邊，鋒利的那邊對著碟
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就不會有人割親手臂
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玻璃杯放在刀的上方
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最好不要有指模
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真肉酸，誰有六隻手指？
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她說你，翠迪
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我記得你
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你是我家波比當年帶去舞會個高竇妹
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我寶貝仔人生最慘的一日
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如果你沒有在晚宴時現身幫他切肉
285
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或者那一日會好一點
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00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,918
還有，你搶了我個位坐，又搶了我的胸花
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00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,255
她有道理，媽媽
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波比現在仍然不會用刀
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00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,759
但識搽髮油
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你同我聽住，大版莉莎邦納
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別迫我過去兜巴打你…
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雪姬嫲嫲，冷靜點吧，她是我們的客人
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多謝你，寶太太，但你應該早點出聲
294
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畢竟這是你屋企
295
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放開我！
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00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,069
講真，我開始鍾意你，梟老師
297
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,528
你可以留到聽日
298
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,031
聽住，竹竿呔，你可以幫我做的
299
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,868
只有寫篇500字論文
解釋你的小食為何那麼難食
300
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,829
喂，你講我阿媽、講我老婆都得
301
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,498
但我唔准人批評我的小食
302
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,582
還有，恤衫還來！
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00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,500
夠了！
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00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,088
多得竹竿呔，你們都要留堂
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00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,255
留一個禮拜！
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00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,059
你個頭怎麼亂得似費莉莎？
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00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,854
唉，我要寫200頁紙說明沙律叉的用途
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00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,565
甚麼？飯堂阿姐現在教埋書？
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00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,234
不，是梟老師叫的
310
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,361
她迫我全家人做功課
311
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,531
讓她和我們住真是做錯了，我要擺脫她
312
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,033
不，我要擺脫你波比大伯
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00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,993
他令我好慘
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00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,621
他不是《我的特權》
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正
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00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,630
唉，要是我寧願要波比大伯
也不要梟老師
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00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,132
我好驚返屋企
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我有計，我們可以幫她復職
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00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,678
咪衝動，寶佩妮
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00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,097
對，沒有庫伊拉的生活多美好
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00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,850
對，我想要幾多調味料都得
322
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,060
大家別這樣，你們要幫幫我
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00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,521
好吧，用破產唔係講玩網眾籌呢？
324
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,564
不用多說了
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00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,773
我們要做甚麼？
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00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,193
不用擔心，搞掂了
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00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,070
（支持無家可歸的老師）
（捐款）
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00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,447
掂，然後呢？
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00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,449
現在等錢來就好
330
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,367
然後就成功了
331
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,704
錢幾時才來？
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00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,747
你要宣傳才會有錢
333
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583
你不能早兩個鐘講？
334
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,752
不用擔心，我在我的HG貼了連結
335
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,379
旨意你那25個粉絲？
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00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,047
都比你多25個
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00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,299
而且我是已認證帳戶
338
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,134
認證？誰認證？
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00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,344
我有藍剔，你有甚麼？
340
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,181
為甚麼要讓社交平台定義你的價值？
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00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,808
才不是，而且有藍剔的只有我，好嗎？
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00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:45,934
只有我…
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00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,270
等等！我有辦法了
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00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,026
放低筆
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00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,405
所有人交出關於
企業家CJ獲加夫人的報告
346
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,074
非常好，雪姬嫲嫲
347
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,410
非常詳盡又有感情的報告
348
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,870
她是她第一個客人嘛
349
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,040
你的報告呢？幽默小弟弟
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00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,750
你的租金呢？梟老師
351
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,636
我改變主意了，我鍾意你，莉莎
352
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,638
翠迪，你準備好回來了嗎？
353
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,681
我準備好送你走
354
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,641
你說甚麼？
355
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,018
或者你需要多點動力
356
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896
媽媽，你要頂住
357
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,483
好了，你班粗人
358
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,652
所有人收起教科書
359
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,278
準備突擊測驗
360
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,573
爸爸！
361
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,576
佩妮，那件潛行衣有武器吧？電擊她
362
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,871
不，我很快回來，我去找幫手
363
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,748
不，佩妮，我捱不到那麼久
364
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,458
佩妮！你不能丟低我！
365
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,002
上堂不准說話
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00:20:56,004 --> 00:21:00,634
（賽車隊主場）
367
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,886
（賽車隊，加油！）
368
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,056
（直播）
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00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,432
各位同學
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00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,434
各位同學
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00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,144
我叫你們安靜，未來商場實Q
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00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,481
多謝合作
373
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,527
現在寶佩妮有事要宣布
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00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,070
我不知道是甚麼事
375
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,947
但最好很快講完
376
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,953
有位大家敬愛的老師最近遇到困難
377
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,913
梟老師
378
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:36,003
老師這樣無私付出時間和熱情
379
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,005
他們應得夠他們生活的人工
380
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,215
亂講
381
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,926
老師更不應該無家可歸
382
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,387
他們給我們教育的禮物
383
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,764
佩妮說得對，我們應該幫她
384
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,392
她被炒才是天賜的禮物
385
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:57,774
我們在破產唔係講玩網開了眾籌頁面
386
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,694
幫助梟老師租個適合生活的地方
387
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:01,945
（她住在自己車上）
388
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:07,659
過分
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00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703
抱歉，佩妮，你要靠自己了，姊妹
390
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,706
不，大家別這樣，你們不明白
391
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,792
這是應該做的事，好嗎？
392
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,711
- 沒人在乎，親愛的
- 我未講完
393
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,757
謝謝你，寶佩妮
394
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,009
我們開始狂歡吧！
395
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:29,181
是時候歡迎著名的威利T域臘斯步操樂隊
396
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,183
可惡，居然失敗了
397
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,394
現在要怎麼辦？她不會肯離開我家
398
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,065
掌聲歡迎音樂技工團！
399
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,540
快點吧！
400
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,255
我說有請威利T域臘斯中學音樂技工團！
401
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,216
同學，快點表演吧！
402
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,190
記得我同你講過的事
403
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,567
但波比叔叔，我做不到
404
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,319
你聽了A面嗎？
405
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,904
每日都聽
406
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,280
那你準備好了，妹妹
407
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,670
你可以的，現在你只需要這個
408
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,779
喂，我諗到橋，你們看
409
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,204
（是你的特權）
410
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,424
你看，祖兒爆紅了！
411
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,388
她做到了！
412
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,734
我們成功了！
413
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,986
各位，我們成功了！
414
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,665
（世上第二好老師）
415
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,884
莉莎！我寫完了，可以去廁所嗎？
416
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,594
我看到了，老太太
417
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,804
狗可以去，你留低
418
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,181
我真希望你走
419
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,728
佩妮，你回來了，先救我
420
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,981
佩妮，你為甚麼打擾我上堂？
421
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,942
梟老師，你不會相信的
422
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,319
我們為你籌了很大筆錢
423
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,655
- 你可以自己找地方住了
- 甚麼？
424
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,532
一百萬？
425
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,700
以為我很好騙嗎？我才不信
426
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,578
是真的，這些錢都是你的
427
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,414
但要先扣除15%行政費用
428
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,000
政府和巫師嘉利總要分一杯羹
429
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,045
現在你可以自己找地方住
430
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,257
高校長也說可以讓你復職
431
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,926
- 真的？
- 真的！
432
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,886
太貼心了
433
00:25:56,304 --> 00:26:00,308
梟老師，不要喊，你會令我也想喊
434
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,769
我不知道該說甚麼
435
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,604
永遠不用做功課？
436
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:05,855
這個沒法保證
437
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,693
但我保證會為你們做最好的老師
438
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,821
謝謝，我打從心底感謝你們
439
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,657
真美好
440
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,791
你的東西要寄去哪裡？梟老師
441
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:25,792
燒了吧
442
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,212
那是給誰搭的？
443
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:30,880
我和我愛人
444
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:36,803
莉莎，士多啤梨蘋果酒放入冰桶了
445
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,682
波比！你為甚麼和那女人在車上？
446
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,267
我不會聽你講，媽媽
447
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,853
我高中時就應該這麼做
448
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,439
但我大概一星期後會回家吃晚餐
449
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,983
幫莉莎擺多個位吧
450
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,193
唔該晒
451
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,953
現在我才是你最愛的兒子吧？媽媽
452
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,705
現在不是，永遠不會是
453
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,749
記得寄明信片給我們！
454
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,501
（巫師祝福你）
455
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,381
字幕翻譯： 子莫