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(CHATTERING)

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- BOY 1: Hey, hold up, wait up!
- GIRL 1: Watch out!

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- Hold on, where is everybody going'?
- Where do you think, Proud?

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- To see Makeup Boy at the mall.
- Who?

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Makeup Boy!

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Where have you been, Penny?

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He's only the biggest
makeup influencer on the planet!

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All right, basics, listen up.
You want to slim down those chubby cheeks,

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hide that fivehead,
and cover up them nasty pimples.

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- (SCOFFS)
- MAKEUP BOY: And when you're finished,

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set with my sold-out setting spray
and get ready to slay.

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Uh-uh!

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Normally, I sell this-ish for $35,

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but if you swipe up now and use my code
"Makeup Boy" in all caps,

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and make sure it's all caps, sis,
'cause it's not gonna work,

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you can get it for $34.99.

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Is he serious? You guys aren't falling'
for this-ish, are you?

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Ninety-six, Ninety-seven,
Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine.

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- Penny, you think you can loan me $34?
- No!

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Hey, you'll! We better get to the mall.
The line's gonna be too long.

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Makeup Boy is signing autographs
for only $20.

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PENNY: Wow, Maya.

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You're the last person I thought
would be into makeup.

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You being all-natural and everything.

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Girl, please, this look is a process.

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Besides, there's nobody more woke
than Makeup Boy.

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Well, he certainly
didn't wake up like that.

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- Zang.
- Don't be a hater, Penny.

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Why?

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Because I won't give someone

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$20 for an autograph
because they're trending?

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Because I'm not trying to hide behind
a faceful of foundation and lip gloss?

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Because I have a mind of my own?

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You should really consider hiding that
face behind something, Proud.

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Maybe then you'd have more than
your mum and dad as followers on Hologram.

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- Holla.
- DIJONAY: Come on, y'all,

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I got my little brother holding a place
in line for us at the mall.

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- Et tu, Dijonay?
- No, I haven't eaten yet.

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What is that on your forehead?

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So, Makeup Boy says, "Wearing' duct tape

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five-minutes a day
keeps the wrinkles away."

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Dijonay, you're only 14.
We don't have wrinkles.

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- ALL: And we never will!
- Hey!

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You coming' with us, Penny?

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Nah, I'm gonna do something
a little more useful with my $20.

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- Hey!
- Like burn it.

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MYRON: Can't see anything.

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(BLOWING)

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Come on, guys, I got my 20. Let's go.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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I can't believe I just did that.

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Can I have my glasses back,
please? Whoever you...

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(GROANING)

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(SINGING) The... Proud... Family... What?

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You and me will always be tight

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Family every day and every night

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Even when you start acting like a fool

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You know that I'm loving'
every single thing you do

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I know I can always be myself

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When I'm with you more than anybody else

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Every single day
that I'm headed off to school

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You know there's no one
I love as much as you

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The family the family

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Proud family

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They'll make you scream

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They'll make you wanna sing

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It's a family thing, a family
a proud, proud family

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Proud family

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They'll push your buttons!

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They'll make you wanna hug them.

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A family a family proud, proud family

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Proud, proud family

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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

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TRUDY: Oh, Oscar.

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(TRUDY AND OSCAR LAUGHING)

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Oh, I can't stand them!

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- Hi, Penny.
- Hi, Penny.

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What were y'all doin'?

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- Nothing, baby.
- Nothing, baby.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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- What're you upset about, Penny?
- My friends.

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They're all at the mall giving
Makeup Boy $20 for an autograph.

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Oh, yeah, that boy who gives makeup tips.

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A boy that does makeup?

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What is your generation coming to, Penny?

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I don't know, Daddy. They're like zombies.

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They do what any random noob
tells them to do.

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Relax, Penny. We did the same thing
when I was a kid.

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Everybody used to dress up like Prince.

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The girls and the boys.

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- Who's Prince?
- Who's Prince?

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(LAUGHS)

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Okay, gather round, y'all.
Let Daddy tell you about Prince.

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Baby, it's easy

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Trudy!

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Dig if you will the picture

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Of you and I engaged in a kiss

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The sweat of your body covers me

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Yeah, can you my darling?

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Can you picture this?

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Dream, if you can, a courtyard

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An ocean of violets in bloom

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Animals strike curious poses

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They feel the heat
The heat between me and you

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How can you just leave me standing

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Alone in a world that's so cold? So cold

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Maybe you're just too demanding

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Ah! Trudy!

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Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold

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Maybe you're just like my...

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(EXCLAIMS)

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What is that on your forehead?

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Yeah, I got it at the mall
from that Makeup Boy.

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- Whoo! That fella sure know his stuff.
- You too, Suga Mama?

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MAKEUP BOY: All right, I'm only gonna
say it once, so listen up.

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The lip color of
the month, basics, is blue.

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But not just any blue, my blue.

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And to get my blue,
I need to see some green.

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The baddest has spoken.

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This is sad.

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All you need is a stupid video
and three likes,

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and suddenly, the whole world
wants to follow you?

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SUGA MAMA: Penny! Penny, baby!

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Come on down here
and clean your Suga Mama dentures.

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- Yuck! It's Wednesday already?
- SUGA MAMA: I heard that.

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Sorry, Suga Mama. I'm coming.

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(CHUCKLES) You know what? I'll show them.

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Hey, y'all. I'm Penny, and welcome to
the premiere of Growing' Up Proud.

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Question, have you ever had to
clean your grandmama's dentures?

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(SNORING)

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(YELPS)

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(WHACKING SOUNDS)

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Come back here.

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(SCREAMS)

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(BARKS)

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(GROWLING)

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What?

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Come back here!

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(YELPING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS, SNORES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey!

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(PHONE BEEPS)

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(BEEPS REPEATEDLY)

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OSCAR: Penny!

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Penny, since when did
you start wearing' dentures?

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Lose a fight at school, baby girl?

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No, Daddy. What are you talking' about?

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These boxes are addressed to you, Penny.

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It must be a mistake. I didn't... Snap!

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- (EXCLAIMS) Oh snap.
- (PHONE BEEPS)

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Ooh wee!

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Minty Fresh Mr. Denture, my favorite.
Papi, I think I died and gone to heaven.

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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(LAUGHING)

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Put your chompers back in
your head, Suga Mama. This is for Penny.

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Well, what happened to my grandbaby?

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You lose a fight at school
like your daddy?

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No, actually I think I won.

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I made a video of me cleaning your
dentures to prove a point to my friends

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that anybody can get followers,
and I was right.

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Oh, I can't wait to rub it in their faces.

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And I can't wait to rub this into my grin.

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(WHIRRING)

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Bam! 10,000 followers in one day.
What did I tell you?

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Wham! Makeup Boy got 50,000
in the time it took you to say, "Bam."

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Shazam! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Who cares about dentures anyway?

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Apparently, enough people
to make my video go viral.

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Enough old people.

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- Congratulations, Martha Stewart.
- Who?

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Some grandma who makes cakes

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and hangs out with this granddaddy
rapper named Snoopy.

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NUBIA: His name is Snoop Dogg.
He our cousin, nephew.

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And he produced our latest track,
which we selling' for $19.99.

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But we don't have money for a CD.
We're broke.

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We ain't doing' no CDs.

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We do wax. We old school.

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Well, Nubia, we're broke school.

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We gave all our money
to Makeup Boy yesterday.

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Proud didn't.

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Really, LaCienega? It's like that now?

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Nah, uh-uh, keep your skrilla, Proud.

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What you gonna do
is drop our track on your next video.

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That was just a one-time thing, Nubia.
I was just proving a point.

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Hey, Proud, you done seen that
Bottle Cap Challenge?

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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Well, Olei gonna do that with your head.

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(GROWLING)

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Uh, I could probably do one more video.

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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCRATCHING SOUNDS)

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Ouch!

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Rochelle, play the turntable!

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Girl, what's a turntable?

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Whoa, now. Hold on, baby girl.
I'll show you how to do that.

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See, this and an eight-track
was all we needed back in the day.

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I'd go to your mother's house,

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turn the lights down low,
put on some Switch...

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PENNY: Ooh, and then what?

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OSCAR: Her father'd turn on the lights,

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put on Shirley Caesar,
and throw my Black butt out.

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Trudy!

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Those were the days.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Take them. I hope you didn't pay for this,
baby girl.

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Hands up, cash out

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Here to take all you have

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Hands up yeah give me all your cash

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No fuss just put it in the bag

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Gross Sisters we gonna have the last laugh

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Hands up cash out
here to take all you have

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00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,081
Hey, good looking out, Proud.

218
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:09,418
Drake, Cardi B, and Bruno Mars
done reached out to us today.

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We finna blow up.
You got the juice, Proud.

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(MUSIC FADES)

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I do?

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Penny Proud here.

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Today's episode of Growing' Up Proud
is called "Two Babies, One Diaper."

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Okay, Pride, for today's look, I'm wearing
I-got-it-from-my-Suga-Mama jeans.

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- You got what from Suga Mama?
- These jeans.

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Nope, I'm not having' it.

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My baby girl
is not wearing' these clothes.

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But Wizard Nova's paying' me to wear them,
Daddy. They even sent me a check.

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Check, schmeck. If they think that
they're gonna buy my baby, then they...

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(COUGHS)

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Trudy!

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00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,436
Ugh! That is not my angle.
Delete it, basic.

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Oh, no, I won't. I just paid you $50!

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Then you're deleted, basic.

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00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,609
Next.

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We're next! Me and my girls
wanna do a group selfie.

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00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,450
That'll be $50, right?

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00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,702
So, you're trying' to scam Makeup Boy?

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$500, basic.

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- ALL: Zang!
- Makeup Boy.

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But that's okay. We got you, Makeup Boy.

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Uh-uh, no, we don't, Maya.
Keep your money.

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This jerk is just ripping you off.

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Ooh, look who's getting spicy.
It's D-level influencer Penny Prude.

246
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,053
Like, are you even verified?

247
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,180
(ALL LAUGHING)

248
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,307
PENNY: (SCOFFS) Whatever.

249
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:50,603
That's right, basic. Walk away.
But what you really need to do

250
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,815
is sharpen up that contour
and fix that tired mug of yours. (GAGS)

251
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,609
I've been saying that for years.

252
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,569
MAKEUP BOY: Does she have her
own setting spray?

253
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,112
- I don't think so.
- That was a read.

254
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,114
MAN 1: That was stone-cold, Makeup Boy.

255
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,908
Basic.

256
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:04,992
(LAUGHING)

257
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,209
(LAUGHING IN DEEP VOICE)

258
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,127
Penny Proud here.

259
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:20,174
Since when are over-baked boys the
authority on the way girls should look?

260
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,967
- What?
- Wait a minute.

261
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,554
PENNY: On top of that,
he's gonna insult us and take our money?

262
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,639
ALL: Zang!

263
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,893
It's a new day, Pride.
Makeup Boy is cancelled.

264
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,269
(YELPS)

265
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:37,566
No, my lip gloss. My settings...
Are you kidding me?

266
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,110
Come back, basics. Come back.

267
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,197
Nubia was right. I got the power.

268
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,449
I got the juice.

269
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,537
What is the definition of an influencer?

270
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,664
One who has the power to make people

271
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:55,292
buy things they probably don't need
or can't afford.

272
00:13:55,584 --> 00:14:01,298
And with great power comes great fear...
fear of getting cancelled by me.

273
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,344
And just keeping it real, people,
I kinda like it.

274
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,806
I know I'm not supposed to, but I do.

275
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:09,890
(LAUGHS)

276
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,101
Hey, you'll. What's up?

277
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,729
There's no room for you
at this table, Proud. Go away.

278
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,356
Oh, you got a problem, LaCienega?

279
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,150
It's just that lately
you haven't been yourself, Penny.

280
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,152
Not that there's anything wrong with it.

281
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,738
What you did to Makeup Boy
was not cool, Proud.

282
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,115
You ruined his life!

283
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,199
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

284
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,534
No way!

285
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,202
Oh, really?

286
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,495
(ALL GASPING)

287
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,622
I don't think I like you
anymore, LaCienega.

288
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,541
Who cares what you like, Proud?

289
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,084
She gonna get cancelled.

290
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,335
Everybody.

291
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,798
Hey, Pride,
I just got a traffic alert, you'll.

292
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,761
Guess what?
LaCienega Boulevardez... is closed.

293
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,471
Please seek alternate friends.

294
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,556
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

295
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:01,025
Bye...

296
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,238
...bye!

297
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,160
TRUDY: Ooh, that was
Principal Hightower calling, Oscar.

298
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,913
Penny's been late to school
every day this week.

299
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,790
- But we didn't hear that from her.
- Oh, oh-oh.

300
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,709
I wouldn't wanna be Principal Hightower

301
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,294
when Penny hears she ratted her out.

302
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,380
- Oscar, you need to talk to her.
- Why me?

303
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,049
'Cause you're the man of the house.

304
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,593
Oh, now I'm the man. The way I see it,

305
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,929
the person who always brags
about making' the most money

306
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,722
should be the one doing all the talking.

307
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,015
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

308
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,727
It's a darn shame.
You'll scared of you'll own child.

309
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,937
But I'm not.

310
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,231
- Hey! What up, fam?
- I'll tell you "what up."

311
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,109
The principal called and said
you've been late every day this week.

312
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,236
Oh, she did, did she?

313
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,113
Suga Mama,
you just got that woman whacked.

314
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,365
SUGA MAMA: Shut up, boy.

315
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,824
Penny, you're grounded.

316
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,416
(NEIGHING)

317
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,378
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

318
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,090
Don't you eyeball me, girl.

319
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,805
(WHIPLASH)

320
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,602
You don't want none of this smoke.
Get on up to your room.

321
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,106
Say hasta la vista to Suga Mama.

322
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:34,034
Hey, Pride. It's a sad, sad day
in the Proud crib.

323
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:40,749
My Suga Mama has got the sugars.
She's gotta lose 50 pounds or else.

324
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:46,547
Help me help her, Pride.
Help me... help her.

325
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,258
(TIRES SCREECHING)

326
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,593
We're here to save you, sugar bear.

327
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,804
Save me? Save me where?

328
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,931
My boot camp. No pain, no gain.

329
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,434
We're Gonna get your weight down
so you can feel your toes.

330
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,146
- BUFFERINA: Bufferina.
- Hold her tight, Bufferina.

331
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,355
- Hold still...
- Let me go!

332
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,482
- before I crush you.
- Where you takin' me?

333
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,569
Dr. Payne, my good man, as you can see,

334
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,448
she's in denial about everything.
Except for cookies. Lots of cookies.

335
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,200
So, please, take care of my dear mother.
(CHUCKLES)

336
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,037
Hopefully, forever.
And her little dog too.

337
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,334
I'm gonna get you, Oscar. You...

338
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,672
(TIRES SCREECHING)

339
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,718
HIGHTOWER: Uh. Officers.

340
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,888
Officers, please.

341
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,474
Unhand me, you glorified hall monitors.

342
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:42,227
Ooh. She shouldn't have dropped
that dime on Penny.

343
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,772
Well, I would say let's go to class,

344
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,942
but Penny's gotten rid of all the
teachers, janitors, hall monitors,

345
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,070
the school nurse. Pretty much everybody.

346
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,739
Now, come on, y'all.
Homegirl is trippin' trippin'.

347
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,700
- We gotta do something' about this.
- You better squash that.

348
00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,079
- You trying' to end up like LaCienega?
- Who cares what you like, Proud?

349
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,373
I like strawberry ice cream.
You don't like pizza? Well, I like pizza.

350
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,792
And you ruined Makeup Boy's life.

351
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,043
Hey, y'all, what's going' on?

352
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,545
- Everything's good, boss.
- Everything's good.

353
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,798
- You looking good.
- ZOEY: How about you, boss?

354
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,425
Nothing. Since you
got rid of Principal Hightower,

355
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,302
the teachers,
and everybody else up in here.

356
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,388
- You got a problem with that, Maya?
- Yes. I do.

357
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,350
You know, at least
Makeup Boy was making people look good.

358
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,895
- You're destroying lives, Penny.
- And don't you forget it.

359
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:32,069
Hey, I'm just kidding'. Lighten up,
Lil' Kim. It's just business.

360
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,614
Oh, so, I get it. You're a sellout, too.

361
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,249
(GASPS) Be careful, Maya,
before she drops a video on you.

362
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,212
Maya didn't mean it, Penny.
Did you, Maya? Tell her. Quick.

363
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,713
Sure, Penny.

364
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,382
I didn't mean it.

365
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,717
Glad you know what time it is, Maya.

366
00:18:56,176 --> 00:19:00,806
It's boring around here.
Ooh, let's go to the movies.

367
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:04,977
Penny, there are no more movies.
You gave them all bad reviews.

368
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,146
All right, well, let's go to Wizneyland.

369
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,815
ZOEY: Nope, you closed that down, too.

370
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,319
Wiz?

371
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,823
Hey, Wiz, is that you? It's Oscar.
Oscar Proud. (LAUGHS)

372
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,700
Let's meet about that deal we discussed.

373
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,201
Hello?

374
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,786
(SQUEAKING)

375
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,289
What is it? Can't you see
I'm on the phone?

376
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,916
What do you mean, I'm not on the phone?

377
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,085
Hologram Live? How do I cut this off?

378
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,760
KG, let me holla at you for a second.

379
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,810
(SIGHS) Let's see how many
millions of followers I have today.

380
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,900
- (YELPS)
- (PHONE BEEPS)

381
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,234
(YELPS)

382
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,652
What is happening?

383
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,660
(INDISTINCT LAUGHTER)

384
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,121
Hightower? What're you doing' here?

385
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,499
Penny Proud. I've been looking for you.

386
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:13,212
I regret to inform you
that you've got detention.

387
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,255
Every day for the next year!

388
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,090
- Have a nice day.
- PENNY: What?

389
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,468
Hey! Don't walk away from me.

390
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:24,348
- LaCienega, who let you out of the locker?
- I did. What's up?

391
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,016
- It's Maya. Come on.
- Bye.

392
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,144
Oh! So, you wanna take her place?

393
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,939
A lot has changed since
I came out of the locker, Proud.

394
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,234
Yeah. Your reign of terror
is over, forehead.

395
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,237
Yeah, even I'm not scared of you anymore.

396
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,823
I guess you haven't checked
your Hologram lately. Have you, Penny?

397
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,450
Yeah, I've checked my Hologram.

398
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,912
- What did you do?
- GIRL: You cancelled.

399
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,082
You know you're not the only one
who can make a video, right, sis?

400
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,710
And the new number one on Maya's
sellout list,

401
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,380
toppling Uncle Ruckus after a record

402
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,509
600 weeks in the top spot... Penny Proud.

403
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,763
The girl that will sell anything,
including you.

404
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,349
And I was just sent
the video that proves it.

405
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,812
WIZARD: Here you go, Oscar Proud.
Something you ain't never seen before.

406
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,106
One big old bag of money, you'll.

407
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,357
(OSCAR LAUGHING)

408
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,069
You just made a wise investment,
Wizard, my man.

409
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:23,198
I guarantee. my daughter won't disparage
on any more of your many businesses.

410
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,034
WIZARD: If the Pride knew
that Penny Proud's daddy

411
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,912
was takin' money and Salisbury steak
under the table...

412
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,748
...I hate to think of the

413
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,543
consequences of such
an unscrupulous transaction,

414
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,920
You'll. The Pride? Those sheep?

415
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,798
They'll do whatever Penny
tells them to do. Give me my steak.

416
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,091
(TIRES SCREECHING)

417
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,638
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

418
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,145
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

419
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,154
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)

420
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:09,786
(DRAMATIC STING)

421
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,082
(BARKING)

422
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,628
- Hey, there.
- MAKEUP BOY: Miss Sophie, where are you?

423
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,214
- Who do you belong to?
- MAKEUP BOY: Sophie.

424
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,008
Miss Sophie.

425
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,761
Miss Sophie, where are you?

426
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,056
Thank you, I thought I lost her.
Penny Proud?

427
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,141
I don't want any trouble, Makeup Boy.

428
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,603
Girl, my name is Sebastian Boyle.
Look, it's all good.

429
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,524
Ooh. She likes you. You want her?

430
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,487
- You selling puppies now?
- No, sis. I'm rescuing them.

431
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,405
"Save the beagles"?

432
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:49,284
Yeah. They use these
poor babies to test makeup.

433
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,621
Isn't that right, Miss Sophie? It's awful.

434
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:56,708
Aside from kicking some butt,
I figured this was the least I could do.

435
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,127
Oh, yeah. That's nice.

436
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:03,173
And you know what? I owe it all to you,
Penny Proud. Thank you.

437
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,257
What?

438
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,301
You don't owe me anything.

439
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,845
What do you mean? Yeah, I do.

440
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,390
I had lost sight of who I was.

441
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:15,310
I was seduced by the juice,
and you made me see all that.

442
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,023
Don't let it happen to you, Penny Proud.

443
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,193
- Sophie.
- Yeah, too late.

444
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,404
Make sure to take everything.

445
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,948
Oscar, they're taking everything!

446
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:31,201
Not everything.
For the first time, I've won, Trudy.

447
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:34,663
I put that big old bag of money
I got from the Wizard, in the bank,

448
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,748
and there's nothing he can do about it.

449
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,375
Great, Oscar!

450
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,128
Wait a minute,
what bank did you put it in?

451
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:45,132
I opened a brand-new account
at the Wizard Kelly Federal Union.

452
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,633
I even got me a new toaster.

453
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,261
Wait a minute. Did I say Wizard Kelly?

454
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,599
(SCREAMING) No!

455
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,727
I can't believe this. He got me again!

456
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,980
Well, at least we got rid of Suga Mama.

457
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,366
Hello, son.

458
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:16,163
Oh, snap! It's Suga Knight
and she's swole. Jailhouse buff.

459
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:20,834
Yeah. Thanks to my homie, Dr. Payne,
I'm ready to inflict some.

460
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,836
Time to get rough, Puff.

461
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,213
(GROWLING)

462
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,007
(SCREAMING)

463
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,760
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

464
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,640
PENNY: No, Suga Mama.

465
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:41,897
Look, it's my fault. I had you sent
to boot camp, and I owe you an apology.

466
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,609
In fact, I owe all of you an apology.
I was wrong.

467
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,486
I was seduced by the juice.

468
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:50,739
You hear that, Suga Mama?
Penny's been drinking too much juice.

469
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:54,242
- I hope you all can forgive me.
- Of course we forgive you, baby.

470
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:58,246
Oh, Penny, you're my grandbaby.
You can do no wrong.

471
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,792
But your daddy... that's another story.

472
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,420
(WHISTLES)

473
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,591
(GROWLING)

474
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,093
OSCAR: Let me go!

475
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,555
(OSCAR GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)

476
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,934
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)