1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,632 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 2 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,148 (MUSIC STOPS) 3 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,233 (RINGING) 4 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,570 (YAWNS) 5 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,243 (WHINING) 6 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,494 Wait, what? 7 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,498 (EXCLAIMS) 8 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,668 (GASPS) 9 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,381 (GRUNTS) 10 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,800 (UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 11 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,885 (EXCLAIMS, CHEERS) 12 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,471 (CHUCKLES) 13 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,891 (SINGING) The... Proud... Family... What? 14 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,018 You and me will always be tight 15 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,479 Family every day and every night 16 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,731 Even when you start acting like a fool 17 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,275 You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do 18 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,694 I know I can always be myself 19 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,322 When I'm with you more than anybody else 20 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,657 Every single day that I'm headed off to school 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,285 You know there's no one I love as much as you 22 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:20,205 The family the family 23 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,123 Proud family 24 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,335 They'll make you scream! 25 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,087 They'll make you wanna sing! 26 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,590 It's a family thing, a family a proud, proud family 27 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,217 Proud family 28 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,178 They'll push your buttons! 29 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,097 They'll make you wanna hug them 30 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:40,183 A family, family proud, proud family 31 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,434 Proud, proud family 32 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,769 (OSCAR SCREAMS) 33 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,272 (SINGING) Wobble, baby, wobble, baby Wobble, baby, wobble 34 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,568 Ooh. Vote for Wizard Kelly for mayor, and everybody gets a stimulus check. 35 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:53,029 You'll be wobblin' all the way to the bank, y'all. 36 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,447 - Wobble, baby. - I hate that idiot! 37 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,658 You better not vote for him, Mr. Chips. 38 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,369 And stop wobblin', Mr. Chips! And get that grinder! 39 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,621 (RECORD SCRATCHING, MUSIC STOPS) 40 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:02,705 (MR. CHIPS GRUNTS) 41 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,795 My newest creation... 42 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,880 Proud's Diet Gummie Yummies! 43 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,049 They stick to your teeth and not to your tummy! 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,426 I'm finally gonna be richer than the Wizard! 45 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,012 - (MR. CHIPS CHATTERING) - Of course you're gonna get a raise. 46 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,306 Stupid organ grinder, you'll be the first one I fire. 47 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,808 Chips, bring in the monkeys! 48 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,853 (MONKEYS SCREECHING) 49 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,147 Quiet, you chimps! Get my slingshot, Mr. Chips. 50 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,775 Oh, so you're one of them now? Well, you can forget about that raise. 51 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:36,030 (SCREAMING) Trudy! Trudy! Trudy! 52 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:39,492 Trudy! Trudy! Where's my slingshot? 53 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,369 Oscar, did you look under the sink? 54 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:44,122 Of course I looked, woman! You're always movin' stuff! 55 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,042 Never mind. 56 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,836 (FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 57 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:55,508 That looks amazing. Thank you, Bobby. 58 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,887 I still think you'd make more money if you did a nacho truck. 59 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:05,059 (SINGING) I love nachos... and yeah 60 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,189 I made some modifications, Trudy. 61 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,482 Just hit the button, child. 62 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,490 (BOTH SCREAMING) 63 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,493 Ow! 64 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,703 Whoa! 65 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,121 (MR. CHIPS SCREECHING) 66 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,751 Would you stand still and open your mouth, Chunky Monkey? 67 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,753 (SCREAMING) 68 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,880 (CRASHES) 69 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,301 And you can forget that Christmas bonus! 70 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,303 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 71 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,640 (YELLS) BeBe! CeCe! No! 72 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,645 It worked? 73 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,483 It worked! Mr. Chips, delete your new map! 74 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,859 We're about to blow up! 75 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,236 (FARTS) 76 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,155 (YELLING) Whoa! Funk-funk! Trudy! 77 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,115 What now, Oscar? 78 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,825 Come change your evil children. 79 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,535 Look, Oscar, we agreed. 80 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,412 Now that I'm expanding my business, 81 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,498 you will start pulling your weight around here. 82 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,000 - I pull my weight. I bought this house. - No, you didn't. 83 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,085 - I bought the cars. - Nope. 84 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,169 - Groceries? - Mm-mmm. 85 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,004 - So, what are you tryin' to say? - I'm saying, 86 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,967 the one who makes spare change should change BeBe and CeCe. 87 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,969 And anything else I tell them to do. 88 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,637 Okay. Fine! 89 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,846 (YELLS) Penny! 90 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974 - Morning, family. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 91 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,226 Good googly goose fat! 92 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,479 (SINGING) And that's just What I do, do, do 93 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,399 And that's just how we do it, do it, do it 94 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,526 Yeah, that's how we do it, do it 95 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,444 (EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS) 96 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,531 - Penny, where'd you get these from? - They Mama's. 97 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:45,285 Ah, your mother. Trudith, my dear, may I have a word with you, please? 98 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,955 Chloe! I mean... Halle! I mean Penny is wearing... 99 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,708 - What are these? - Oscar, relax. 100 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,544 Our little girl is becoming a young lady, 101 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,422 and there is nothing you can do about it. 102 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,007 Au contraire, mon cheri... 103 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,095 (CLANKING) 104 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,016 Mama, make Oscar stop! 105 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:11,185 If you're so worried about Penny, why don't you just talk to her? 106 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,272 I'm still waitin' for Suga Mama to talk to me. You talk to her. 107 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,940 (LAUGHING) 108 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,651 Boy, that was the best vacation I've ever had. 109 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,528 Thank goodness for you, Papi. 110 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,700 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 111 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,244 Ooh. 112 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,080 I just love the way that man talks! 113 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,459 Well, I don't "love" the way you keep spendin' my inheritance 114 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,127 on trips with Pitbull's granddaddy. 115 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,463 Why is my grandbaby dressed like Darth Vader? 116 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:41,299 To keep the boys away like you did during the Crusades! 117 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:42,925 (LAUGHS) 118 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,136 (YELLS) Ow! You hit me! 119 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,305 - I'm callin' child services. - You a snitch? 120 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,058 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 121 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,103 (LAUGHS) Thank you, Suga Mama. 122 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,689 Oh, no need, baby. I loved it. 123 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,650 DIJONAY: Penny! Come out, Penny! 124 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,778 Now, go and enjoy your life. 125 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,864 But not too much, Penny. Remember how we raised you. 126 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:08,659 Okay. I will, Mama. I promise. 127 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:10,536 Gotta go. (CHUCKLES) 128 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,497 (DOOR CLOSES) 129 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,624 (GRUNTS) 130 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,084 (YELPS) 131 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:20,421 Boo, we need to take you shopping for some new Wiz Mar wedges 132 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,173 because what are those? 133 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,843 Wow! Y'all saw the light, too? 134 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,305 Yeah, girl. I'm snatched! 135 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,265 I wish you would snatch that wig up. 136 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,227 Michael, you look good! 137 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,271 - You've got... - More style than all of you? I know. 138 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,649 Yeah, the Back-to-School Kickback, 139 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,652 of which yours truly is the committee chairman, 140 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,903 is this weekend. 141 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,531 And you can't get in lookin' all crusty and musty. 142 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:50,952 - ZOEY: Hey, girl. - Wow! And, Zoey, you're uh... 143 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,370 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 144 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:53,538 - taller. - Yep. 145 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,581 And I'm pretty sure this is it for me. 146 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,292 I shouldn't have gone to bed with my face mask on. 147 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,838 Hey, LaCienega. We all changed. What about you? 148 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,633 - LaCienega, did you see the light? - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 149 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,802 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 150 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,387 (ALL GASPING) 151 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:13,057 Zang! You got those Ashanti sideburns! 152 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,059 And Freddie Mercury's moustache. 153 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,602 (ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 154 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,356 LaCienega, say something. 155 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,774 I don't know what happened. 156 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,153 I got my eight hours of beauty-sleep like I normally do, 157 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,197 and I woke up like... well, like you, Proud! 158 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,325 What am I gonna do? (CRYING) 159 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,703 Don't worry, I got you, Chewbacca. 160 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,165 - Chupacabra? (SOBBING) - Nobody's calling you a chupacabra. 161 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm talking about fixing your face. 162 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,920 We're gonna pluck, wax, and lase that nastiness right off of you, baby. 163 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,047 Ooh, let's go get my Sticky. 164 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:49,385 If he's got half the hair you got, he's gonna be a zaddy now. 165 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,012 (CHOMPING) 166 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,805 (STRAINING) 167 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,601 No wonder Sticky rides that dang hoverboard everywhere. 168 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,269 (PANTING) I can't breathe. 169 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,773 (PANTING) Come on! We're almost at my man's house. 170 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,611 LACIENEGA: Forget the zaddy. I'm calling my daddy. 171 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,279 Uh-oh. 172 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,655 (LOW GROWLING) 173 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,575 Wow! The Gross Sisters changed, too. 174 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,118 They look meaner. 175 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,871 - And ashier. - LACIENEGA: And they can levitate. 176 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,415 Yeah, it's called Black Girl Magic. 177 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,501 Welcome to our hood. 178 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:25,755 I didn't know y'all lived here. I guess y'all bad and bougie now, huh? 179 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:26,881 (CHUCKLES) 180 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,383 For sure. We movin' on up, weezy. 181 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,427 Look, Nubia, we don't have anything. 182 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,179 Man, relax, Proud. 183 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,765 We done jackin'. We in the rap game now. 184 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,850 And we got our own record label. 185 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,894 Hands Up, Cash Out Records. 186 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,562 Gina do the beats. 187 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,397 (BEATBOXING) 188 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,107 Olei got them fire hooks, 189 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,817 and I spit the rhymes. 190 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,152 (SINGING) Hands up, yup 191 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,862 Give me all your cash 192 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,948 No fuss, just put it in the bag 193 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,283 Gross Sisters, we gon' have the last laugh 194 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,743 Hands up, cash out 195 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,078 Here to take all you have 196 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,997 Hands up, yup Give me all your cash 197 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,375 No fuss, just put it in the bag 198 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,752 Gross Sisters, we gon' have the last laugh 199 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:05,920 Hands up, cash out 200 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,880 Here to take all you have 201 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,549 (BARKS) 202 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,344 Yo, we finished! 203 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,764 - Yes! Everything! Work! - Good job! 204 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,934 Y'all might wanna reconsider that bully thing. 205 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:23,521 Dijonay, shut up! Thanks for the private concert. (CHUCKLES) 206 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,814 See ya. 207 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,525 No, uh-uh. Hold up, Dijonay. 208 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,902 We heard you was in charge of bookin' the school dance. 209 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:33,447 Hey, I think y'all did y'all thing and all, but... 210 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,200 Man, please! Y'all can't afford us. 211 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,077 I'm talkin' about our new artist. 212 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,245 Young Toddler. 213 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,329 (SINGING ON PHONE) 214 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,665 He's, uh, cute? 215 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,253 Good. He booked then. But I'mma need his money upfront, in cash. 216 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,922 (ALL EXCLAIMING) Zang! 217 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,591 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 218 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,929 (YELLING) Hey, Sticky! 219 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,181 Sticky! 220 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,684 (EXCLAIMING) Sheesh! 221 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,186 "Shee" back at ya! 222 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:08,608 Dang, Sticky, you really changed. 223 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,986 You a man now, baby. A grown man. 224 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,821 Ooh. 225 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,532 Hold up. I'm sorry, Icky, but I'm not Sticky. 226 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,784 Well, where's my man? 227 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,661 He and his family moved, you noob. 228 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,205 - They did? When? - (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 229 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,876 (TIRES SCREECH) 230 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,003 He didn't even say goodbye! 231 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,298 He left this envelope for uh...D-J-onays? 232 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,924 That's me! 233 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,010 Ooh, I knew he loved me. 234 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,261 What does it say? 235 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,680 "Give this to Penny." 236 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,185 "Penny, I'm really gonna miss you guys." Aw. 237 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,187 "My dad got a job in Japan. 238 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,730 "He said I didn't have to go, 239 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,066 "I could stay with my cousins if I wanted, 240 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,027 "but I've just had enough of that crazy Dijo..." 241 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,821 Oh! Okay. We've got the idea. 242 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,282 I'm gonna find that Dija-whoever-she-is. 243 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,867 She drove my man away! 244 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,370 KG, Dad said finish your breakfast. 245 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,080 We're about to leave for school. 246 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,290 Dad ain't say nothin'. And you ain't the boss of me. 247 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,750 Put down the game and get inside. 248 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,169 And you put down your stink attitude. Trippin'. 249 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,796 Hi! I'm Penny. 250 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:15,091 That's Zoey, Dijonay, LaCienega, and Michael. 251 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,509 Welcome to the neighborhood. 252 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,968 Hi. 253 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,514 - Bye. - Ooh! 254 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,140 - I like your hair. - Uh. 255 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,476 Didn't you hear Solange? You should know better, sis. 256 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,896 I'm sorry. Maybe we can hang out after school. 257 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,816 I could give you the tea on what's up around here. (CHUCKLES) 258 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,025 Penny, is it? 259 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,527 Yeah, I don't drink tea. 260 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,654 ALL EXCEPT PENNY: Ooh! 261 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,030 Did she just throw shade? 262 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,075 She sure did, Omarosa. 263 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,538 All right, My-My, time to go. 264 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,498 Oh! Hello. 265 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,750 My-My, you wanna introduce me to your new friends? 266 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,043 No. 267 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,381 I'm Bear-Bear... I'm Barry. 268 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,217 Sometimes she calls me Bear-Bear, but yeah. 269 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,552 I'm Maya and KG's father. 270 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,429 - Hello. - Hello, sir. 271 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,347 Come on, Dad, let's go. 272 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,932 Nice meeting everyone. 273 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,102 - Okay, Maya, see you at school. - (SCOFFS) 274 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,398 Wow. She really don't like you, boo. 275 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,482 (CHUCKLING) 276 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,277 Michael, what are you talkin' about? Everybody likes me. 277 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,739 Who cares? It's all about that cutie KG. 278 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,949 Did you see the way he was lookin' at me? 279 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,161 He was looking at me, Dijon. I was standing behind you. 280 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,872 And he looked right through you two ratchets, to me. 281 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,874 - Are you okay, Penny? - No. 282 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,210 I wake up in a strange body, I don't know how to walk anymore, 283 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,004 and suddenly, people don't like me! 284 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,174 Tell me about it, sister. Welcome to my world. 285 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,051 Well, you know what? I'm gonna make Maya like me, 286 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,472 because everybody likes me. You'll see! 287 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,015 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 288 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,311 Hey, Maya girl! I saved you a seat. 289 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,897 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 290 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,947 What do you know? We're neighbors! (CHUCKLES) 291 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,326 I hope you don't mind, I painted your locker just to say, 292 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,369 welcome to Willy T! 293 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,457 Hey, Penny! 294 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,293 (CHUCKLES) What do you know? We're neighbors. 295 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,420 I'm gonna have to buy some bitcoin. 296 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,632 It's going to be a good year. Yeah. 297 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:27,807 Hey, Maya, what do you say you and I meet up at Wizbucks after school? 298 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,476 Chocolate lattes on me, y'all! 299 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,560 (GASPS) 300 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,063 (MUFFLED) I guess the answer is no. 301 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,941 Well, Maya and KG, 302 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,110 for your indoctrination tour here at Willy T. Ribbs, 303 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,531 you will be escorted by one of our finest. 304 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,907 Penny Proud. 305 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,034 Hey, Maya, it's your girl. 306 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,830 Thanks, Ms. Hightower, but I know where everything is. 307 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,081 Bye. 308 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,791 Why doesn't your sister like me? 309 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,293 It's not even you, she just hates all humans. 310 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,712 (YELLS) KG! I've been lookin' for you! 311 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,381 KG: Sheesh! 312 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,465 (CELL PHONE DINGS) 313 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,927 Oh, man. 314 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,011 (DINGS) 315 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,181 I should have never taught him how to text. 316 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,142 - (DOG BARKING) - OSCAR: (CHUCKLES) Piece of cake. 317 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,687 (CHUCKLING) Hey, hey, hey. Look at that. 318 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,774 Please don't play with merchandise, Proud. 319 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,694 - Hey, Bufferina, does this thing work? - (BEEPING) 320 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,487 - (EXPLODES) - Whoa! Penny! Look out! 321 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,572 (OSCAR YELPS) 322 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,033 (WHISTLING) 323 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,702 Uh, I guess it does. 324 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,705 - (DISTANT EXPLOSION) - (CAR ALARM WAILING) 325 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,040 - You got a layaway plan? - Sure. 326 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,170 Oh! Looks like you broke, Daddy. 327 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,255 - Let's go. - Nope. 328 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,674 I got your mother's card. I never leave home without it. 329 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,011 Dang, Daddy! This isn't fair! 330 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,888 I know you don't understand, Penny, 331 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,307 but one day you will when you have your own children. 332 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,018 And yes, I know that day will come. 333 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,186 And it's my job as your father... 334 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,315 to do everything in my power to prevent it! 335 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,441 Now, you got a choice. 336 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,860 You can either buy some clothes from the Army/Navy store 337 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,278 or you can join the Army/Navy! 338 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,992 MICHAEL: Psst. Psst-psst. 339 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,202 Penny! In here. 340 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,289 What are you doin' here? 341 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,458 My dad tried to do the same thing to me. 342 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,003 Now, hush. We've got work to do, Miss Thing. 343 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,588 (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 344 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,465 Penny! What're you doin' in there? 345 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,800 You're just like your mama, come on! 346 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,887 (STAMMERING) Where did you get those? 347 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,932 - You gave 'em to me, Daddy. - Oh, forget it. Put these on. 348 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,558 (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 349 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,143 - Take this. - (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 350 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,228 - Get back in there. - (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 351 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,396 What's goin' on here? 352 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,191 - Who is that in there, Vera Wang? - (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 353 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,904 - Michael? - MICHAEL: Hey, Mr. Proud. 354 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,698 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 355 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,245 Is this dress-up day or what? 356 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,998 No, this is my-daddy-is-afraid of-me-growin'-up day! 357 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,169 Well, that explains you. But what about you, Michael? 358 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,965 This is my-dad-got-a-call from-Penny's-dad day. 359 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,385 What? How did you do that? 360 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,845 I stay ready, I don't get ready. 361 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,973 Here, let me show you, boo. 362 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,599 Michael, you gotta teach me that. 363 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,518 Uh-oh. 364 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,937 Who is that snack? 365 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,356 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 366 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,150 LaCienega? You gotta get that taken care of! 367 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,902 You out here catfishin'! 368 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,529 I told her to come and see me. 369 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,156 A little hot wax and you'll be fabulous again. 370 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,660 Do you even know what you're doing? 371 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:38,288 You weren't the only one the light played a trick on, boo. This is me. 372 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,418 Ay mia, que feo! Okay, do it. 373 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,798 (SCREAMS) Ahhh! My face is on fire! 374 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,591 Not for long, J.Lo. 375 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,972 - (LACIENEGA SCREAMS) - Voila! 376 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,308 Ooh. 377 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,227 What's wrong? Did it work? 378 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,648 Oh, hold up. Cutie at nine o' clock. 379 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,401 I'm gonna go get my phone charger, I'll be right back. 380 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,069 Hey! Where's everybody going? 381 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,703 "Save Shuggie, the giant panda"? 382 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,706 Well, I like pandas. What do I have to do? 383 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,752 I have done everything to be nice to you, what's your deal? 384 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,837 No deal. I just don't like you. 385 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,923 How? Everybody likes me. 386 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,552 Well, except LaCienega, the Gross Sisters, my fifth period teacher. 387 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,304 Well, add me to that list. 388 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,264 But why? You don't even know me. 389 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,017 Oh, I know you and your little followers. 390 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,854 Every school I've been to, there's always a group just like you. 391 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:47,107 Think they're smarter than everybody, cuter than everybody, 392 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,151 when in reality, you're just lame. 393 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,570 No one has ever called me "lame." 394 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,821 Inconsequential. 395 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,865 - Or "inconsequential." - Superficial. 396 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,535 "Superficial?" (SCOFFS) I am the deepest person I know. 397 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,205 Then prove it. Here. Meet me at the zoo. 398 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,166 Unless you'll be too busy with your "squad goals." 399 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,711 Uh-uh. This is the night of the Back-to-School Kickback. I can't make it. 400 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,921 I thought so. 401 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,718 Penny Proud, I know you're over there! I can see you... 402 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,345 sort of. 403 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,223 Are you okay, LaCienega? 404 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,433 It's just that I've never been like this. 405 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852 - Like what? - Not cute. 406 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,815 I don't know how to deal with it! How do you do it? 407 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,733 (CRYING) 408 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,154 You know what? You can start dealing with it by not being so... 409 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,697 (GASPS) 410 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,533 Oh, zang! 411 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,203 Maya's right. We are superficial. 412 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,415 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. I'm going to the dance! 413 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,210 Now, hold it right there, young lady. Let me see what you got on. 414 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,546 Oscar, haven't you embarrassed her enough? 415 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,299 Oh, no, I'm just gettin' started. Now, get over here, Penny. Let me see you. 416 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,011 Now, that's my baby girl! 417 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,764 You're gonna be the prettiest girl at the dance. You'll see! 418 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,308 - Semper fi! - Semper fi! 419 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,769 - See? She's not embarrassed at all. - (DOOR CLOSES) 420 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,813 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 421 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,399 (WHIRRING) 422 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,320 (SINGING) Huh, ain't nobody Gonna change me 423 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,698 Huh, got my diaper with a chain piece 424 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,117 Yeah, they be like "Homie, who raised you?" 425 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,536 What? Man, why they hatin' on a baby? 426 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,620 Look, check 427 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,290 Know that I'm a conqueror Tell me what's poppin' 428 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,499 They call me Young Toddler 429 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,584 I'm a lil' monster 430 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,253 They took me for granted so they got me trainin' for the potty 431 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,630 The diaper the only thing they be changin' to be honest 432 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,091 I'm plottin', they gonna make me king... 433 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,427 Ooh, Young Toddler. 434 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761 He's good, Nubia. 435 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,639 Oh, I know. That's why his price just went up. 436 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,766 Oh, glad we got him when he was cheap. 437 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,936 Nah, fool, his price just went up right now. 438 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,771 Zang! 439 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,692 Psst. Dijonay, if anybody asks, I'm here. 440 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,321 - But you are here. - I am now, but I won't be. 441 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,990 - Where won't you be? - Here, at the dance! 442 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,993 - But you are at the dance! - Girl, just tell 'em I'm here! 443 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,369 Okay! 444 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,581 - Tell who? - (GROANS) 445 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,790 - Michael? - Got it. 446 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,461 LaCienega? You look good. What did you do, girl? 447 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,963 - Michael. - I told you I could upgrade you, girl. 448 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,468 (ANIMAL WAILING) 449 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,848 Hey, I didn't think you'd show up. 450 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,434 About that, where is everybody? 451 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,561 We are everybody. 452 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,566 - Come on. - Oh! Isn't the zoo closed? 453 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,984 Yeah, so you don't need a ticket. 454 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,528 Wait, I thought we were protesting for the panda. 455 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,864 We are. We're breakin' him out. 456 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,658 - Breakin' him out? - Yes. 457 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,618 (CHUCKLES) Girl, you're trippin'. 458 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,954 MAYA: Are you comin'? 459 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,418 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 460 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,842 Okay, this is it. 461 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388 Ugh. It's locked. 462 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,766 Oh, man! Well, we did what we could. Let's go. 463 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,769 We can't now, Penny. No animal should have to live like this. 464 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,854 - What? How did you... - Are you comin' or not? 465 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,899 Uh, you know they got a sign here with skull and bones 466 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,985 and somethin' about "under the penalty of law?" 467 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,237 Zang! 468 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,240 Okay, Penny, you know you shouldn't do this. 469 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,869 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 470 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,290 (GUITAR RIFFS) 471 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,003 (SINGING) Hello, my love 472 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,547 I heard a kiss from you 473 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:43,802 Red magic satin playing near, too 474 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,180 A present from you 475 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,058 Strawberry letter 22 476 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:54,396 The music plays I sit in for a few 477 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,069 Said ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 478 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:07,200 Ooh ooh ooh 479 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,705 Said ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 480 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,082 (GUITAR STRUMMING) 481 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,672 (GRUNTS) 482 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,051 Got to be more careful. That's bamboo, I hate that. 483 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,635 What you tryin' to do? Kill a brother? 484 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,887 Pandas love bamboo. 485 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,349 Now, see, that's a lie. Shuggie, say it with me... 486 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:34,561 Shuggie is a carnivore. I eat meat. 487 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,606 Bamboo is why there's only a few dozen of us left. 488 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,484 Hold up, wait a minute. You can talk? 489 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:45,197 Normally, people say, "Wow, Shuggie, you can play the guitar?" 490 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,491 Come on, man. We're breakin' you outta here. 491 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,244 Slow your roll, boo-boo. Shuggie is not going an-ty-where. 492 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,455 I can't believe he's actually talking. 493 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,124 You don't understand, we're settin' you free. 494 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,876 If you can top free food, 495 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,629 free lodgin', and some mating... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 496 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,047 I'm here to stay. 497 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,634 So let go of them claws, unless you're gonna massage them paws. 498 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,053 Wouldn't you feel better in your natural habitat? 499 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,805 Okay, now, look around, 500 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,598 tell me what you see. 501 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,558 You see a 75-inch TV, don't you? 502 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,353 You see a refrigerator full of spring water, don't you? 503 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,106 You see a king-size Sleep Number bed, don't you? 504 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,649 I'm a player. 505 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,275 This is my natural habitat. 506 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,361 I get it, you don't wanna be rescued. Great! 507 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,487 (ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFS) 508 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,864 Let's go, Maya, before the police get here. 509 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,326 No, I'm gonna rescue him. He doesn't know what he wants. 510 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,286 Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. 511 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,205 But he weighs 400 pounds, 512 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,457 which means there's nothing we can do about it! 513 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,085 Ugh. You actin' real lame right now. 514 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,420 No, I'm not! 515 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,422 It's just that he seems happy. 516 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,678 But, if this is what you wanna do, then I guess... 517 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,222 Penny, remember how we raised you. 518 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,893 You know what? You're right. 519 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:02,107 I am lame, inconsequential, superficial, and a fool. 520 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:05,110 Because I was willing to do anything to be your friend. 521 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:08,029 I don't know if seeing the light the other night confused me, 522 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,533 but as of now, I am officially no longer confused. 523 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,493 You're the superficial one. 524 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,497 Not to mention pushy, delusional, and hard-headed. 525 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:21,334 The bear just told you he's happy, but you won't hear it. 526 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,254 Well, I did, and I am not kidnapping a bear. 527 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:28,842 That's federal time. And I'm through letting you kidnap me. I'm out! 528 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,093 Where you goin'? 529 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:32,345 To hang out with my "squad." 530 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,514 They may not be all that to you, 531 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,809 but at least they appreciate me for being me. 532 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:41,062 Nice to meet you, Mr. Shuggie. Keep doin' you. 533 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,650 Now, see, Shuggie like her. 534 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,945 But you, Miss Thing, not so much. 535 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,030 (GUITAR CHORD PLAYING) 536 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,160 OSCAR: Trudy, I'm going to the Wiz Mall to get a lottery ticket. 537 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,871 - I'll be right back. - TRUDY: Take the twins with you, Oscar. 538 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,873 Damn, woman, can I have a moment to myself? 539 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,751 Besides, I don't even have no car seats in the car. Now, bye! 540 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:03,919 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 541 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,378 (MUSIC STOPS) 542 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,047 (SNARE DRUM) 543 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,467 Semper fi? 544 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,053 Semper lie. 545 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:16,056 (RAPPING) Fresh from the toes up Fresh from the toe 546 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,391 Fresh from the toes up Fresh from the toe 547 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,977 I ain't gotta dance I ain't, I ain't gotta dance 548 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,062 I ain't gotta dance... 549 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,105 Hey, guys. So, who got KG? 550 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,440 They did. 551 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,650 Jeez. (CHUCKLES) 552 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,570 (CHUCKLES) 553 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,739 Guess he's not into girls, huh? 554 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,449 - That's what's up. - Or you, Michael. 555 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,534 Hater. 556 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,620 Uh-oh. Dad at ten o' clock. 557 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,543 You wanna explain this to me, young lady? 558 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:49,172 Oh! Thanks, Dad. I have been lookin' all over for these. 559 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,257 (CHUCKLES) 560 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:54,803 You know this camouflage stuff really works, it just blends right in. 561 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:58,348 You got me twisted. I won't let you dance with a boy, lookin' like... 562 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,350 - like a... - Like a girl? 563 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,938 Look, Dad, there's nothing to worry about. 564 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,149 - No boys are asking us to dance anyway. - Good. 565 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,284 Wait a minute, what kind of squares are these? 566 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,702 Squares? 567 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:21,580 Yeah, you know. Nerds, geeks, losers, lame-os. 568 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,791 Back in the day, we'd jump at the chance to dance with a pretty girl. 569 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,042 Well, I know I'm pretty. 570 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,669 (SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) 571 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:36,761 'Cause I'm so, so done 572 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,390 Guardin' my tongue, holdin' me back 573 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:43,685 - Don't even think about it. - Oh! Yes, sir. 574 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,271 Now, go and enjoy your life. 575 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,691 Daddy, we need to talk. 576 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,068 Now sit. 577 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,654 - Now, hold on a minute, young lady. - I said sit. 578 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,865 I'm sorry, what did I do, Mama? I mean, Penny. 579 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,575 You're not paying attention to me. 580 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,745 There's a lot goin' in my life right now, okay? 581 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,121 I'm changing. 582 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,334 Yeah, I know, baby girl. I saw that the other day. 583 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,670 And I'm not gonna always be your baby girl. 584 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,922 One day, I'm gonna go to high school, 585 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,591 go to college, get a job, 586 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,843 - get married, have children... - Hold on. 587 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,847 - Slow down, baby girl. - Listen to me, Daddy. You never listen. 588 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,184 Okay, okay. You know what? You becomin' like your mama more every day. 589 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,394 - I'm listenin'. - I'm a woman. 590 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,938 At least I'm becoming one. 591 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:33,276 And you just have to trust that you and Mama did a good job raising me. 592 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,653 Okay? 593 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,238 Okay? 594 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,533 Now, I'm gonna go over there and dance with a boy, 595 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,202 just like all the other girls. 596 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,496 Do you have a problem with that? 597 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,915 As long as he's Michael. 598 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,667 - Daddy! - All right, all right, go ahead. 599 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,751 I ain't got no problem. 600 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,379 Thank you, Daddy. I knew you'd understand. 601 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:58,718 Uh. Hmm. 602 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,180 She is definitely her mama's baby. 603 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,849 I feel sorry for every boy on that dance floor. (CHUCKLES) 604 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,434 I'm tellin' you.