1 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:04,796 Behold! 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,841 - Snackland! 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:08,925 - Ooh. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,011 Why'd you call it "Snackland," Daddy? 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:16,141 That's been somethin' I've been ponderin' for many a night now, baby girl. 6 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,643 I took the one thing I was good at 7 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,979 and combined it with the land on which we stand. 8 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:25,233 Then you should've named it... Nah, that's too easy. 9 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,236 Every ride is inspired by one of the Proud Snacks. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,950 And what have we here? 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,119 Snackland's official mascot, 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,789 slash-accountant, slash-churro maker, Snacky Monkey. 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,001 Boy, any fool can see that that ain't nobody but Mr. Chips. 14 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,544 Because he's out of uniform. 15 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,588 Snacky Monkey, put on 'em cheese puffs! 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,676 Aren't they great? And they're edible, 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,970 straight from the Proud family oven. 18 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,687 - For human consumption only. - Oscar. 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:06,691 Exactly what snack is this good lookin' ride based on, boy? 20 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,237 Oh, no snack, it's a recurring nightmare. 21 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,616 It's my pièce de résistance. 22 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,576 I call it, "Suga Mama's Drop-of-Doom." 23 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,453 Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop-of-Doom. 24 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,873 Unsuspecting rubes ride to the top in green, decaying dentures, 25 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,709 where they're greeted by a blast of halitosis. 26 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:28,963 Only to be dropped 839 feet, faster than the speed of sound, 27 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,050 into a giant, minty-fresh glass of Efferdent. 28 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,427 Anyone up for a test run? Suga Mama? 29 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,429 I think we should use a test dummy. 30 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,933 Okay. 31 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,018 Let's see if you really did invent something 32 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,437 that can go faster than the speed of sound. 33 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,148 Suga Mama, no! Don't touch that, Suga Mama! 34 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:51,945 Trudy! 35 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,447 I'll get you... 36 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,617 Smells like garlic and gingivitis! 37 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,160 And George Clinton's drawers. 38 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,417 Doggone it! The boy did it. 39 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,796 Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop-of-Doom. 40 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,048 Trudy! 41 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,510 The... Proud... Family... What? 42 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,804 You and me will always be tight 43 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,265 Family every day and every night 44 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,642 Even when you start acting like a fool 45 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,186 You know that I'm lovin' Every single thing you do 46 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,397 I know I can always be myself 47 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,983 When I'm with you More than anybody else 48 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,443 Every single day That I'm headed off to school 49 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,863 You know there's no one I love as much as you 50 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,866 - The family - The family 51 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,326 Proud Family 52 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,204 They'll make you scream! 53 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,206 They'll make you wanna sing! 54 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,042 It's a family thing, a family A proud, proud family 55 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,170 Proud family 56 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,881 They'll push your buttons! 57 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,133 They'll make you wanna hug 'em 58 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,927 A family, family Proud, proud family 59 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,262 Proud, proud family 60 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,856 What in the... "Proud Sacks?" 61 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,108 Who proofed this? BeBe? CeCe? 62 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,867 - Trudy! Come and get your kids. 63 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,705 Hey, family. 64 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,123 - Oscar! - No! 65 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,291 Bye, family. 66 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,459 Hold up, baby girl. 67 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,503 I need you to hand these Snackland flyers out to your school friends. 68 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,672 What? "LPDZ?" 69 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,841 Ah-ha. That's right. Your old singin' group. 70 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:37,926 You're doin' a reunion show. 71 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,385 - What... 72 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,803 When did this all happen? 73 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,931 When my people talked to your people. 74 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,224 My people? 75 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:49,103 Oh. My baby brother misspelled "Snacks." 76 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,022 Who proofed this? 77 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,523 - BeBe. - Oh. 78 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,192 Then this is pretty good. 79 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,570 No, it's not, Uncle Bobby. 80 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:01,199 Aside from the fact that LPDZ is not together anymore, 81 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,494 we don't have wardrobe, songs, a choreographer. 82 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,373 Sure, you're right Sure, you're right 83 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,916 But we got Michael 84 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,918 Yes. 85 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,544 You've got Michael, honey. 86 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,047 And I'm ready. Are you ready? 87 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:19,259 You've got big dreams. Some of you got big heads, 88 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:23,972 but fame costs, and in this case, it's $25 an hour. 89 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,057 You're the one with the big dreams 90 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,519 I'll pay you 25 cents a day 91 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,770 Tops 92 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:33,064 Okay, ladies, come on, gather around. 93 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,525 I've written your next gold record. 94 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,527 What's this? I can't read music. 95 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,571 That's why you singin' In the background, child 96 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,739 Want me to play my flute? 97 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,575 No, no, you stay on mute 98 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,868 I'm Cuter Than You? 99 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,745 In your wildest dreams, Proud. 100 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:51,291 Not only am I cuter, but I'm a better singer than you. 101 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,001 - What? - All right, all right. 102 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,712 Now, come on! Stop it, y'all, with all the fightin'. 103 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,298 It's time to get to work. Let's start with the hook. 104 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,551 Now, I'm gonna count it off. Eeny, meeny, miny... 105 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,266 I'm cuter than you 106 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:09,934 Cuter than who? 107 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,394 Cuter than you 108 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,021 What can I do? 109 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:16,524 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, stop. 110 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,401 Somethin' just ain't right, y'all. 111 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,236 Sing, girl! 112 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,612 I'm cuter than you 113 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,406 Cuter than who? 114 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,490 Cuter than you 115 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,576 What can I do? 116 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,661 - I'm cuter than you 117 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,330 Cuter than who? 118 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,832 Cuter than you Cuter than you 119 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,126 Hey, all right there, wild thing. 120 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:37,462 You sound just like Tone Loc. 121 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,840 I'm gonna need me some Funky Cold Medina. Lord... 122 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,179 I'm cuter than you 123 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,139 - Cuter than who? 124 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,017 Cuter than you, what can I do? 125 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,228 No, this is not cute at all. 126 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,064 - No, it's not. - What? 127 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,524 But it is what it is. 128 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:03,321 Maybe you can go on the oldies tour with Young MC and the Dazz Band. 129 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,489 I got their beeper number. 130 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,492 - Who was that? - Over here, in the mirror, knucklehead. 131 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,202 What? 132 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,413 Who are you? 133 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:15,583 I'm you, the Funky Cold Medina man. 134 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,710 You should be happy with this voice, 135 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,421 it took me to the top of the entertainment world. 136 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,132 I mean, I was known near, far, and wide. 137 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,177 Never had to wait in line to Wizard Kelly's 3 Flavors. 138 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,096 They gave me all three at once. 139 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:32,100 Yeah, well, that voice almost got me kicked out of my group today. 140 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,684 - Penny. - Uh-oh. 141 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,146 It's the HMIC. Gotta go, gotta go. See ya. 142 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,107 Who are you talkin' to, Penny? 143 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,275 Myself, I think. 144 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,821 - Mom, can I ask you a question? - Sure, baby. 145 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,407 Is it natural for a girl's voice to change? 146 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,367 Depends, why you asking? 147 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:52,120 Well, something happened to my singing voice. 148 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,706 - I sound like Tone Loc, whoever that is. 149 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,583 Well, you come by it honestly. 150 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,586 When I was your age, my singing voice changed, too. 151 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,921 I went from sounding like... 152 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,800 Whoa, Minnie Riperton, yeah... 153 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,510 to Barry White. 154 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,512 - Who? - Barry White! 155 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:10,930 Sho' You Right. 156 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,265 Whoa! 157 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,766 But don't worry. 158 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,520 There's no way your voice could be as bad as mine was. 159 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,440 I'm cuter than you 160 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,774 Cuter than who? 161 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,153 Cuter than you, what can I do-ooh-ooh? 162 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:29,157 Yeah, you definitely need to focus on school. 163 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,325 Maybe get your teacher some flowers. 164 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,371 Your mother's a hater. 165 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,541 She didn't sound nothin' like no Minnie Riperton. 166 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,334 Minnie Pearl, maybe. 167 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,627 Just be you. 168 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,547 And if it happens to sound like me, even better. 169 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,259 You gon' tear it up tomorrow night, believe that. 170 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,850 I'm cuter than you 171 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,602 Cuter than who? 172 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,145 Cuter than you 173 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,440 I'm cuter than you 174 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,525 - Cuter than who? 175 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,610 Cuter than you 176 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:09,238 Cherry red favorite color of my lipstick 177 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,908 I don't need to wear it Switch colors like a stick shift 178 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,242 Y'all stink! 179 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:19,665 Well, we definitely need to put more money in Penny's college fund. 180 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,584 Yeah, I'd take them tonsils out. 181 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,794 Have a great day at Snackland. 182 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,130 Well, that was tragic. 183 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,342 But at least my outfits and choreography were on point. 184 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:33,346 Yeah, but everything else was pretty much out of control. 185 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,514 Where was everybody? 186 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,934 It doesn't matter, Kermit, time for you to hop back to Sesame Street. 187 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,228 Okay, relax, LaCienega. 188 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,605 Look, girl, you're fine. Don't worry. 189 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,192 We'll get this together. It's a good thing nobody showed up, right? 190 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,654 No, it ain't! Penny, did you hand out those flyers like I told you to? 191 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,281 If people won't eat your nasty snacks, 192 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,659 what makes you think they wanna ride in 'em? 193 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:58,412 One time, Mama, just one time, can you support me? 194 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,249 Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop-of-Doom. 195 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,001 Hey, buddy, where's your tickets? 196 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,753 Ha! We have to pay? 197 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,256 Uh, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. 198 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,715 Hold on there, my good man. 199 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,510 I'm sure we can work something out. I'll give you $5 if you stay. 200 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,720 - Trudy! - What? 201 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,682 You drive a hard bargain, sir. 202 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,975 You stink. 203 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,360 Welcome aboard. 204 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,365 Goodbye. 205 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,164 - Be sure to fasten your seat belt. - What did you say? 206 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,092 - No! 207 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,972 Okay, last one here goes to jail. 208 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,851 - Thank you for riding. 209 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,274 I'm Vanessa Vue, 210 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:13,529 at the scene of a horrific accident at the city's newest theme park, Snackland. 211 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:18,409 A father and son plunged 839 feet, breaking the sound barrier. 212 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,704 Standing with me is the owner, Oscar Proud. 213 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,289 What do you say about the rumors 214 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,708 that you're not licensed to operate an amusement park? 215 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,209 Fake news! Here's my license. 216 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,588 That's your driver's license, Mr. Proud, and it's expired. 217 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,758 At the advice of my attorney, I plead the second. 218 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,925 The glove don't fit, man. 219 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,845 Does this mean you're denying the rumors that your children, 220 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:41,849 two-year-old, Benjamin Proud, and two-year-old, Cecilia Proud, 221 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,852 were the ones operating the ride at the time of the accident? 222 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:48,522 Balderdash! How could two-year-olds operate heavy machinery like this? 223 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:50,900 Bye-bye. 224 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,277 - You know what? This interview is over! - Hey, hey. 225 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:57,031 As is most likely my journalism career. This has been Vanessa Vue, 226 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,283 live from Snackland. And seriously, 227 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,285 I probably will be looking for another job. 228 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,205 They can't prove a thing. It's not like they got it on film. 229 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,999 - You know you're going to jail, right? 230 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,757 Well, it was good while it lasted, Mr. Chips. 231 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,594 I would keep those if I were you. You've got some hungry days ahead. 232 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,305 Come to think of it, I've got some hungry days ahead. 233 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,108 Look what you did, Mr. Chips. That was gonna be my dinner. 234 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,654 What are you two doin' here? You can't sue me, 235 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,863 I don't have any insurance. 236 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,031 Sue you? 237 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,783 Buddy, why would we do that? 238 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,911 No, we're back to ride Suga Mama's Drop-of-Doom again. 239 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,121 But you were almost killed. 240 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,498 It was epic. I peed myself. 241 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,835 I lost three teeth and a part of my tongue. 242 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,046 Sorry, gummy, I can't let you in until we've fixed the ride. 243 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,632 Are you crazy? Don't change a thing. 244 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,592 We like 'em just the way they are. 245 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,428 - Am I right, guys? 246 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,222 But the feds are gonna put me in jail. 247 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,267 We'll pay, buddy. Here, take my money, get out of the way! 248 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,062 Snacky Monkey, we're back in business! 249 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,150 Make sure everybody sign a waiver. 250 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,277 Snackland, the most dangerous place on Earth. 251 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,820 Never seen anything like this. 252 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,072 Why would people come to an amusement park 253 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,075 where they know they can severely injure themselves? 254 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,910 Same reason why people have pet tigers. 255 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:29,540 Because danger brings excitement to their boring, unfulfilled, pathetic lives. 256 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,585 Oh, you mean like your bored, unfulfilled, pathetic life. 257 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,254 You know what, Suga Mother? For the first time in my life, 258 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:39,508 there's not a daggone thing that you can say to get under my skin, because I... 259 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,472 Am the Snack Master! 260 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,640 Mmm-mmm. 261 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,772 BeBe, CeCe, what are you doin'? 262 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,190 - Speed this ride up! - Oh-oh. 263 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,735 Safe? Who cares about safe? 264 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,404 Safe won't pay for your college tuition. Or kindergarten! 265 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,996 - Again! 266 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,961 Boy, you know you're going to jail. 267 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,547 Rich people don't go to jail. They go to the bank! 268 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,637 Keep your hands and arms inside the Jalapeño-popper 269 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,723 Hey, guys, what's up? Why didn't you tell me you were comin'? 270 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,558 I would've gotten you in for free. 271 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,854 Oh, we didn't have to pay 'Cause we perfomin' today 272 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,648 - Horns! - We are? 273 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,733 Nobody told me, I gotta get ready. 274 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,529 LaCienega, you didn't tell her? 275 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,739 No, I wanted to maximize her humiliation. 276 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,449 Penny, I'm sorry. 277 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,659 Sorry about what? 278 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:50,079 Well, Penny, since you went through that voice change and all, 279 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,748 we were thinking maybe you... 280 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,543 Proud, you sound like a broken vacuum cleaner. 281 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,211 No cap, we had to replace you. 282 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,130 Yeah, LPDZ... 283 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,262 is now LMDZ. 284 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,682 Sorry, child, but it had to be 285 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,600 Really? It's like that? 286 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,060 Dijonay? 287 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,187 Girl, I was out-voted. 288 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,356 Translation, you were voted out, boo. 289 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,317 - Penny! Penny, I hope your friends paid... - Watch it, old man! 290 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,152 I hope your friends paid to get in. 291 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,489 What friends? I don't have any friends. 292 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:30,160 Splendid. In that case, it's time to make it rain for my gain. Where the cash at? 293 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,371 Hold on, baby brother 294 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,206 We're here to perform, remember? 295 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,541 Oh, yeah, about that, girls. 296 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,419 I'm afraid I have some good news and some great news. 297 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,508 What's up, everybody? 298 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,176 Lizzo! 299 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,179 That's the good news, 300 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,639 - Lizzo's performin' today. - Hey. 301 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,892 - And the great news is, you ain't. - What? 302 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,351 Oh, it's just business, girls. 303 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,730 And by the way, big brother, I stopped payment on that last check. 304 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,983 Oh, but I deposited it in Mama's account already. 305 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,776 This day is gettin' better and better. 306 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,820 I hope she doesn't have overdraft protection. 307 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,739 I hope you got over-hand right protection. 308 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,534 As a matter of fact, I do, Suga Mama. Security! 309 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,209 - Please take out the trash. - Let's go. 310 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,504 Let me go! Oscar, I'm gonna get you! 311 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,550 Oscar, that's how you treat your mama? 312 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,094 That's not my mama, that's an overzealous fan. 313 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,222 What are we celebrities to do? You know what I mean? 314 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,975 Come on, Lizzo, my dear, let the Snack Master show you around. 315 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,228 Zang! What's the moral of this story? 316 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,730 Friends are forever? 317 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,523 Not really. 318 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,653 Hello? 319 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,279 Come in 320 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,740 Sorry to disturb you, ma'am, 321 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,992 but, um, where do you want me to put these? 322 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,579 Over there, where I put the others, and you can call me Lizzo. 323 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,581 Only your daddy gotta call me ma'am. 324 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,128 Buy your Proud Family Snack, only $5. 325 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,297 Whoo-hoo! 326 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:09,885 Child, you look like me the night I found out Karl-Anthony Towns had a girlfriend. 327 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,638 Come on, I know the truth hurts. 328 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,764 Talk to me, sis. 329 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,225 Okay. 330 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,233 When I was 13, I had my whole life ahead of me. Then I turned 14, 331 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,944 a strange light came into my room, my body, my voice changed. 332 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,239 Next thing I know, I'm kicked out of LPDZ, my singing group that I started, 333 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,700 and now I'm runnin' the Jalapeño-popper bumper car ride 334 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,787 in my daddy's amusement park, then delivering nasty snacks nobody wants. 335 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,790 - Oh. Wait, your voice changed? 336 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,126 I'm cuter than you 337 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,836 Cuter than who? 338 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,921 What can I do? 339 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,715 Oh, okay! 340 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,050 You sound just like Tone Loc. 341 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,386 That's what everybody keeps telling me. 342 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,762 Who is he, anyway? 343 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,931 Someone who could not be stopped. 344 00:16:56,056 --> 00:17:00,519 I don't know, Lizzo. People already threw stuff at me when I was up on that stage. 345 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,104 I don't wanna go through that again. 346 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:06,442 Child, if I had a penny for every time someone threw somethin' at me on stage, 347 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,570 - well, I guess it's why I'm rich. 348 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,656 Anyways, all I'm sayin' is, don't give up on your dreams. 349 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,742 You can't be afraid to be yourself. 350 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,869 You gotta be strong, Penny. 351 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,040 I do my hair toss Check my nails 352 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,375 Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good 353 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,753 Hair toss, check my nails 354 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,337 Baby, how you feelin'? 355 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,505 - Feeling good 356 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,716 Whoo, child, tired of the bullsh... 357 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,510 Go on dust your shoulders off Keep it movin' 358 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,180 Yes, Lord, tryna get some new... 359 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,599 In there, swimwear, going to the pool 360 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,350 Come now, come dry your eyes 361 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,978 You know you a star, you can touch the sky 362 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,272 I know that it's hard but you have to try 363 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,609 If you need advice, let me simplify 364 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,779 If he don't love you anymore 365 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:57,493 Just walk your fine self out the door 366 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,954 I do my hair toss, check my nails 367 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,915 Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good 368 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,043 Hair toss, check my nails 369 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,087 Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good 370 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,547 Feeling good 371 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,008 Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good 372 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,598 Whoo! 373 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,850 Well, how do you feel now? 374 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,685 Like a boss! 375 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,354 And don't you forget it. 376 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,483 Calm down, Snacky Monkey. 377 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,527 Can't you see I'm fleecin'? I mean, workin'? 378 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,030 Freddy Frito? Did she pay? 379 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,491 Of course, I didn't, but you will, Proud. 380 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,704 I've got a cease and desist! 381 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,916 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is it contagious? Security, get Frito out of here! 382 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,377 You stole my idea for Frito-Land! 383 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,587 Oh, me? I stole... 384 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,006 Frito, you must be nuts. 385 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,510 Do you really think that the bank would give me a loan to build all of this 386 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,470 if they thought I stole the idea? 387 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,723 You out your mind! 388 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,725 Very impressive, Oscar. 389 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,645 So, you're gonna call it Frito-Land? 390 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,397 No, that's just a working title. 391 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,492 Security, get her out of here! 392 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,371 Let me go! I'll see you in court, Oscar Proud! 393 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,039 Don't touch the snacks! 394 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,499 - Let me go! - Uh... Don't worry, folks. 395 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,585 Go back to puttin' all your lives in jeopardy. 396 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,461 And all your money into my pocket. 397 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:38,677 Excuse me, Ms. Lizzo? I'm LaCienega. I'm the "L" in "LMDZ." 398 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,512 Mmm-hmm. I heard of you. 399 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,348 Who hasn't? On behalf of me and my background singers... 400 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,433 Background? 401 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,311 If we had to lose a gig, I'm glad we lost it to you. Ahhh! 402 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,855 Lizzo, my dear, I take it everything is to your satisfaction? 403 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,607 Did your people receive a check I sent? 404 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,109 Yes, and now I'm leaving. 405 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,778 No, now you wait a minute, Lizzo. 406 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,364 This is bizzo. I paid you that check to perfizzo. 407 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:03,869 Pah! Did you really think you can pay me $500 to perform? 408 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,747 Five hundred? That was a typo. It was supposed to be $50. 409 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,624 Fifty... You know what? 410 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,543 It doesn't matter. I only came for the rides anyway. 411 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,546 I would have paid you $500 to ride that Suga Mama Drop-of-Doom. 412 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,716 You'll pay me more than that if you don't get on stage. Believe that. 413 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,718 Penny, what are you doin'? 414 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,928 I wanted to see Lizzo. 415 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,096 Penny, I... I'm not paying you to twerk. 416 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,224 I'm paying you to work. Now, go do your job! 417 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,226 Yes, Snack Master. 418 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,396 Now, listen, Lizzo, are you gettin' on that stage, 419 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,815 or do I have to put my monkey on your back? 420 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,817 - Snacky Monkey! 421 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,238 Deathwish. 422 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,872 Excuse me, madam, but you're blocking the sun. 423 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:49,957 - Oops. 424 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,210 - Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo! - Relax, Oscar, I got you. 425 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,382 We love you, Lizzo! 426 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:02,844 Aw. I love y'all too. But more importantly, love yourself. 427 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,431 Every day, you should wake up, look in the mirror and say to yourself, 428 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,143 "I love you, I'm beautiful, and I can do anything." 429 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,770 Let me hear it, y'all. 430 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,857 I love you, I'm beautiful, I can do anything. 431 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,609 Yeah! 432 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,779 And just for that, I got a surprise for y'all today. 433 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:25,492 I wanna bring to the stage my friends, LMDZ, 434 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,038 and their lead singer, Penny Proud! 435 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,417 Is she talkin' about me? 436 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,751 Get up there, baby. 437 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,631 You can do it. 438 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,634 Don't you move, Penny. You'll clear out my park! 439 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,679 DW, please remove the Snack Master. 440 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,893 - Trudy! I thought you loved me! 441 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,978 Trudy... 442 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,188 Trudy... 443 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,787 Oh. 444 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,922 What can I do? 445 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,924 I'm cuter than you 446 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,843 Cuter than who? 447 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,055 Cuter than you What can I do? 448 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,681 I'm cuter than you 449 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,391 Cuter than who? 450 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:32,893 Cuter than you 451 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,563 Cherry red, favorite color of my lipstick 452 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:39,900 I don't need to wear it Switch colors like a stick shift 453 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,401 I don't need to brag 454 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,236 I'm spicy like hot sauce Yeah 455 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,863 Make you jump like Kris Kross 456 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,448 I look good, it ain't my fault 457 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,700 If I meet my match then I'mma light it 458 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,785 Light it 459 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,828 All my girl breaks necks Ain't no surprises 460 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:52,954 Surprises 461 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,122 I don't come to play 462 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,375 - Game is sold separately - Separately 463 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,044 You wanna be like me you try so desperately 464 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,131 You see that what it look like 465 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,841 You see that 466 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,719 - I ain't even got to try it hard - What can I do? 467 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,221 I'm cuter than you 468 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,889 Cuter than who? 469 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,725 - Cuter than you - What can I do? 470 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,769 I'm cuter than you 471 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,979 - Cuter than who? - Cuter than who? 472 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,232 - Cuter than you - What can I do? 473 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,275 I'm cuter than you 474 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,236 - Cuter than who? - Cuter than who? 475 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,987 - Cuter than you - Cuter than you 476 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,990 I'm cuter than you 477 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,909 - Cuter than who? - Cuter than who? 478 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,452 Cuter than you 479 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,878 See? I told you. You can do anything you want. 480 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,672 Don't ever forget that, Penny. 481 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,674 I won't. Thank you, Lizzo. 482 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,177 Now, me and Deathwish gotta find your daddy. 483 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,930 That $500 check bounced, girl. 484 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,398 Hey. 485 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,359 Penny, you were amazing! 486 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,945 Girl, the crowd loved you! Go on ahead! 487 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:11,408 Yeah, your voice made the song pippeta-pop, child. 488 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,994 Let's not go overboard. She was okay. 489 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:17,122 She was great, and we owe you an apology, Penny. 490 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,916 We didn't have your back like friends are supposed to. 491 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,253 Yeah, and we all sisters in this man's world. 492 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,588 We gotta stick together. 493 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,423 Amen, sister! 494 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,681 So, what do you say, Penny? We still cool? 495 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,225 Like the other side of the pillow. 496 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,147 Come to Snackland again soon.