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-(ROARING)
-(ANIMALS CHITTERING)
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This is Vanessa Vue, live from the scene
at the Smithville Zoo,
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where the resident animals have risen up,
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herbivore and carnivore alike,
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in a truly stunning display
of food chain unity,
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claiming cruel and unusual punishment
caused by the use
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-of the universally-reviled Proud Snacks.
-(ROARS)
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I have with me protest organizer,
Shuggie the Giant Panda.
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Mr. Shuggie, what do you hope to
accomplish with this protest?
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Vanessa Vue, girl, you looking like
a snack to these hungry eyes.
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-(GROWLS)
-(GIGGLES)
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-Mr. Shuggie!
-Okay, so, look.
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You wanna know why Shuggie's out here
with all his food-insecure friends
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protestin' today? Well, it's simple.
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We wanna make sure that no zoo animal,
or human for that matter,
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will ever be subjected to Oscar Proud
and his nasty, nasty snacks.
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(THUDS)
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We demand the food court
launch an investigation immediately.
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And I'm not talking about the mall either.
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Well, you know what that means, boys.
I've gotta let you go.
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(GASPS) Why, Mr. Proud?
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Can't you hear, Peabo?
They're gonna investigate me.
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Which means no zoo account.
Which means no zoo money.
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Which means I can't afford zoo.
I mean, I can't afford you.
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-But you don't pay us, Mr. Proud.
-(MR. CHIPS GROWLS)
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You just give us two bags of Proud Snacks
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and a hearty handshake
at the end of the day.
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Well, I can't afford that either.
Can't you hear me? I'm ruined!
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Now beat it! I can't believe this!
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Why, why? Why have you forsaken me?
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(MR. CHIPS GRUNTS)
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-You missed!
-(SHOUTING)
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(SINGING)
The... Proud... Family... What?
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You and me will always be tight
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Family every day and every night
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Even when you start acting like a fool
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You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do
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I know I can always be myself
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When I'm with you
more than anybody else
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Every single day
that I'm headed off to school
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You know there's no one
I love as much as you
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-The family
-The family
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Proud family
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They'll make you scream!
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They'll make you wanna sing!
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It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family
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Proud family
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They'll push your buttons!
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They'll make you wanna hug 'em
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A family, family
Proud, proud family
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Proud, proud family
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(OSCAR SCREAMS)
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(CHUCKLING, BABBLING)
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-Trudy! Where's my tie?
-Around your neck.
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It wasn't when I looked in the mirror.
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Look, Oscar, I don't have time
to fool around with you.
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-I have an emergency call.
-Emergency?
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Peabo? Mr. Chips?
What are you doin' here? I fired you.
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-And I hired them, Oscar.
-What?
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You can't work for me,
but you can work for my wife? Treason.
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But, Mr. Proud, you just said
we were fired.
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That was a figure of speech, Peabo.
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So is a livin' wage. Which, by the way,
Dr. Parker is payin' us.
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-Parker?
-Oscar, the emergency is at the zoo, okay?
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There's no way I can use my married name.
They hate you.
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-Oh, so that's the way it's gonna be.
-That's the way it is, my brother.
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Now I'm gonna need you to drop
Bebe and Cece off at school.
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Is their last name Parker, too?
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-What do you think?
-(GIGGLING)
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It's just for the next couple of weeks
until this whole thing blows over.
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-Thank you. You're a sweetheart.
-(BEBE BABBLING)
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Look, I don't have time today, Trudy.
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I've got things to do.
I've been subpoenaed.
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It's not the first time you've been
subpoenaed, Oscar.
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Take the kids.
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Hey, family! I'm off to school.
I'm gonna be home late.
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Whoa, wait a minute, young lady.
You'll be home late doin' what?
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It's not like that, Daddy.
Me and my friends are going to the museum.
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Good. You can take Bebe and Cece with you,
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because you gotta take them to school
and pick 'em up.
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Mama!
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Come on, Penny. We don't ask you to do
much around here as it is.
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This is the least you can do.
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You literally ask me to do
everything around here.
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-What was that?
-Nothing.
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-Your wish is my command.
-(BABBLING)
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-Come on, y'all. Bebe! Stop!
-(BEBE LAUGHING)
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Oh! Slow down, little Sly
and the Family Stone.
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Thank you, Mr. Hankins.
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Any time, Penny Proud. Where's your daddy?
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If you mean Sir Pain-A-Lot,
he's over there.
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-Come on, Bebe.
-(CHUCKLES) Hey, keep your head up, Penny.
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Hello, Igloo. How are things at the mall?
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I don't know, Miss Trudy.
I don't work there no more.
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Oh, what happened? They let you go?
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No. I let them go. I'm an attorney now.
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In fact, I'm representing Oscar
at the food court.
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You're an attorney?
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(LAUGHING)
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What law school did you go to?
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Same place I became a detective.
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The Acme School of Criminal Arts.
(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oscar, will you please take out
the garbage before you go to jail?
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-(LAUGHING)
-(PEABO SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
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TRUDY: Cut it out, Peabo, you crazy!
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Nah, don't pay them any attention, Igloo.
You ready for the hearin'?
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Almost.
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Uh, ain't you forgettin' a little
somethin' somethin', Oscar?
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-Nope.
-My retainer.
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Retainer? You're fired.
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Hey, hold, hold, whoa, whoa, now.
Don't be so hasty, brother.
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If you don't have it, we can do layaway.
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-Like I said, you're fired.
-Okay, okay. It's pro-bono.
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-And I repeat, you're fired.
-Pro-bono means free, fool.
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I don't speak French.
How am I supposed to know?
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(ENGINE STARTS, REVVING)
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(CRASHES)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(BEBE BABBLING)
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Hey, y'all.
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Look, I got bad news.
I can't go to the museum.
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-Why?
-I have to watch Bebe and Cece.
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Zang! Again?
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What's up with that?
They're not your kids.
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You know you have rights as a teen.
You need to stand up for yourself, Penny.
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Maya, I've got two Black parents.
I don't have any rights.
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Why don't you do what I do?
Pay my brother Basil to baby-sit.
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He's watchin' my other brothers
and sisters right now.
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Basil?
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Yo, yo, yo. B-izzle's in-charge!
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You know, I'm just gonna have to miss
the fun. You guys go on ahead.
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All right, we'll see you around.
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ZOEY: We're gonna miss you. See ya!
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You don't have to
miss out on anything, Penny.
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You can bring Bebe and Cece with us.
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-You don't mind?
-No, I love little kids.
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-Especially cute little ones like these.
-Yay! (GIGGLES)
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-Who's the cutest in the world?
-(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BEBE AND CECE BABBLING AND GIGGLING)
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(CHILDREN BABBLING)
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So, Kareem, you still like kids?
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Yeah, I do. But I'm starting
not to like your parents.
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Ow!
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Bebe! Cece! Stop!
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Stop or I'll throw away your thingy doll.
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-(CRYING)
-(BABBLING)
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Well, nobody else is.
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You can actually understand
what they're sayin'?
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Nope. But they understand me.
(GASPS) Where'd everybody go?
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I don't know. Why don't we go check out
the minisub?
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How are the four of us gonna fit
in a minisub?
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I bet Bebe and Cece would like to
see the nursery.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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PENNY: Oh.
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I know they would. (CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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PENNY: Bebe!
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(SCREAMS)
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Where's Bebe?
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Kareem, we gotta find Bebe!
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L-Let's split up. Text me if you see him.
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-Yay! (GIGGLES)
-PENNY: Bebe!
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Bebe! Bebe!
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-Hey, Zoey!
-(ZOEY GASPS)
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Have you guys seen Bebe?
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Nope. We haven't seen him, Penny.
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What were y'all about to do?
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Uh, Penny? You're bein' a real Hobgoblin
right about now.
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-Myron!
-Sorry. My bad.
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Bebe! Have you guys seen Bebe? I lost him.
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Ooh, you lost your brother?
They're gonna put you away, Penny.
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I think I saw him floating
around in the space exhibit.
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You saw a little kid floating around
in outer space and you didn't do anything?
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Outer space? Hello, we're in a museum.
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Bebe! Bebe!
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Bebe!
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Bebe!
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Dijonay, have you seen Bebe? I lost him.
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I told you to let Basil baby-sit, Penny.
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Yeah, and where's your space suit, Penny?
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If this was real space,
you'd be a popsicle right now.
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Look. All I wanna hear from you,
Urban Dictionary,
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-is if you saw my baby brother.
-Jeez, okay.
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Your energy's bad. Come on,
Dijonay, we out.
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I think I saw him
over by the hyperloop, Penny.
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Darrius! Wait for me! And Penny,
watch out for that black hole.
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What black hole?
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(SCREAMS)
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
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Bebe! Bebe!
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Do you have to be so loud, Proud?
He got off at the holodeck.
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Yo, you better buckle up, Penny.
This thing go mad fast.
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(TRAIN REVVING)
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(PENNY SCREAMS)
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(THUDS)
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Wow, Billy, this is so cool.
And so are you.
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Yeah. I wonder if when we touch,
we feel anything.
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-Bebe!
-(GRUNTS)
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Penny, what happened to you?
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I'll explain later. Have you guys seen
Bebe? I'm in big trouble. I lost him.
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(SCOFFS) This is what happens
when you don't stand up for yourself.
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You get rolled over.
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-Literally.
-Oh, man!
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If I don't find Bebe, I'm gonna have to
disappear just like they did.
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Bebe! (CRIES) Oh, Bebe!
I looked everywhere, Kareem.
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(SIGHS) Me too.
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Where could he be?
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Uh, Penny? I think we found Bebe.
But you ain't gon' like it.
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(PEOPLE GASPING)
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(GIGGLING)
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PENNY: How'd he get all the way up there?
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Don't worry, Penny. I'll get him down.
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-Be careful, Kareem.
-(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(METAL RATTLING)
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-BEBE: Ooh.
-(GASPS)
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-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
-MAN: Oh, no!
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(GASPS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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-(CRASHES)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
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Dang, that kid can really fly.
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-Oh, What am I gonna do, Kareem?
-(KAREEM GASPS)
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My parents are gonna kill me.
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(BEBE BABBLES)
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-Bebe, what are you doin' up there?
-(BEBE LAUGHS)
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(BABBLES)
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Bebe!
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-WOMAN: Somebody catch...
-(PEOPLE GASP)
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(KAREEM CHUCKLES)
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(BEBE LAUGHS)
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Instead of worrying about
Peabo and Mr. Chips,
235
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,117
you need to focus on getting
a real attorney
236
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,620
before they put you
out of business, Oscar.
237
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:06,582
Mmm-hmm. So you're refusing to comply
with my request to return my employees?
238
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,001
Yes, because they're my employees now.
239
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,546
Igloo said you'd say that.
Is that real enough for you?
240
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,508
-What is this? (GASPS)
-You've been served, that's what it is.
241
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,135
-For what?
-Poaching!
242
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,304
Until you came along, Peabo and Mr. Chips
243
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,306
were happy with two bags of snacks
and a handshake.
244
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,101
Well, I guess that means
you don't want to be served.
245
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,853
A-ha! Igloo said you'd say that too.
246
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,148
Got my favorite six bean burrito
from Wiz-potle.
247
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,693
Hey, Penny. How did it go
with Bebe and Cece today?
248
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:37,697
Oh, it was great. We had so much fun
at the museum.
249
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,409
Well, good. Because we need you
to watch them again tomorrow, baby.
250
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,536
Wha... Oh, come on, Mom.
251
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,497
I can't do it. You have no idea
what I've been through.
252
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,542
-But you just said it was fun.
-No, it wasn't!
253
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,919
-I just lied to make you and Daddy happy.
-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
254
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,672
Guess what? Tomorrow you need to make us
happy again.
255
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,133
-But, Daddy! Mama!
-No, "but," baby girl!
256
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,260
-You heard your daddy.
-Okay, look.
257
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,971
-I wasn't gonna say anything, but...
-Where's Bebe?
258
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,306
(TOY SQUEAKING)
259
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,600
-Not again!
-Again?
260
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,311
Bebe is impossible, Mama.
261
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,772
He did the same thing at the museum today.
262
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,983
What? You better find my baby.
263
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,738
Don't worry, I know exactly where he is.
264
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:19,989
(CHUCKLING)
265
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,365
Whee!
266
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,491
(GASPS)
267
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,535
-Oscar, get my baby off that roof.
-(BEBE BABBLES)
268
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,287
How am I supposed to do that, fly?
269
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,081
You better get my baby!
270
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,083
-Now!
-(SCREAMS)
271
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,793
(BEBE BABBLES)
272
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,086
(CHUCKLING)
273
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,089
Bebe, buddy? Stay still, okay?
Daddy's coming.
274
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,174
BEBE: Whee!
275
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,009
(CHUCKLING)
276
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,093
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
277
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,637
-(GROANING)
-(BABBLES)
278
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,056
-(PENNY GASPS)
-Bebe, are you okay?
279
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,224
-(BABBLES)
-(GROANS)
280
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,978
We're taking you to the doctor right now.
Come on, Oscar.
281
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,105
I need a doctor, Trudy.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
282
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,816
I think I dislocated my shoulder. (GROANS)
283
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,693
(SCREAMS)
284
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,862
There, now it's relocated.
285
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,197
(OSCAR CRYING IN PAIN)
286
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,616
What kind of two-year-old
witch doctor are you?
287
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,618
Zip it, Oscar, and drive!
288
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,788
-(CAR DOORS CLOSE)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
289
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,749
TRUDY: He fell off the roof.
290
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,586
I don't know how he got up there.
And he didn't even cry when he landed.
291
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,464
Uh, Dr. Payne? I think my neck is broken.
292
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,548
-Quiet, fool!
-(SCREAMS)
293
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,217
You see I'm examinin' little Benjamin.
294
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,929
You hit me. Igloo's gonna sue you
for malpractice.
295
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,014
Wait a minute. The pain is gone.
296
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,225
I feel great. Unless you broke my spine.
297
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,977
I'm a chiropractor, too. You owe me $500.
298
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,437
And I don't take insurance.
299
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,940
So, Dr. Proud,
has this happened before?
300
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,024
Penny?
301
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,819
Well, earlier today I took Bebe
to the museum
302
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,278
and he climbed up to this plane
303
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,448
and kind of flew it around before jumping
out onto the roof.
304
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,033
-Flew what?
-Oh, don't worry,
305
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,160
-Kareem caught him when he fell.
-He fell?
306
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,705
Oh, my poor baby. He must've been
scared to death.
307
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,960
No, it was like nothing happened.
He was giggling and having fun.
308
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,046
Hmm.
Well, that's a horse of another color.
309
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,550
(BLOWS)
310
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,844
(LAUGHING)
311
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,053
(BEBE LAUGHS)
312
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,847
Stop, fool. (LAUGHS)
313
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,727
Hmm.
314
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,276
(SHIVERS) Cold.
Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
315
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,570
Well, that's cold. That's cold.
That's cold, that's cold!
316
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,696
(LAUGHS)
317
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,824
Hey. (BABBLES)
318
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,368
(YELPS) Cheese and crackers!
319
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:36,542
Mmm. Unless this boy's a baby Black Adam,
I think something bigger may be goin' on.
320
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,668
What?
321
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,629
Well, I'm no expert, but I know
someone who is.
322
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,298
Just tell her Dr. Payne sent you.
323
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,049
Oh, great.
This is gettin' better and better.
324
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,927
-A quack that knows a quack.
-Who you callin' a quack?
325
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,178
Here's another smack.
326
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,847
-Ow!
-On the house, fool.
327
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,182
I think he broke me again. (GRUNTS)
328
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,350
-(GRUNTS)
-(THUDS)
329
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,610
Thank you for seeing us
on such short notice, Dr. Lord.
330
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,944
My pleasure.
331
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:08,282
You have two lovely children.
Happy, healthy. You should be proud.
332
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:12,077
Cece, I'm glad to report,
is in the high nineties percentile
333
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,831
for every single developmental evaluation
that I gave her.
334
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,249
Bebe, however...
335
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,378
What? What's wrong with my baby?
336
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,132
I believe Bebe is showing signs
of what we call autism.
337
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,551
OSCAR: You callin' my boy stupid?
338
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,387
I knew Payne sent us to a quack.
Let's go, Trudy.
339
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,765
-We don't have to listen to this.
-TRUDY: Oscar, sit down.
340
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,183
No, Trudy. It's all right.
341
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:40,147
Look, Mr. Proud, my evaluation shows
Bebe is highly intelligent,
342
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,901
extremely curious and absolutely fearless.
343
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,029
The last of which I suspect is because
he doesn't process pain
344
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,238
the way you and I do.
345
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,742
And though it's not always the case,
it's a common indicator of...
346
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,910
An indicator of what?
347
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:56,163
Mr. Proud, I sense your apprehension.
348
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,749
But all an autism diagnosis means
349
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,794
is Bebe will need a little extra effort
and attention.
350
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,462
-What?
-(BABBLES)
351
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,506
So just to be clear, Dr. Lord,
352
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,592
-you're saying Bebe is on the spectrum?
-Yes.
353
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,052
Yes, I am.
354
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,639
Bebe is at a lower support level,
but it might change and fluctuate
355
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,558
as he grows up, sometimes day-to-day.
356
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,854
However, needing support doesn't equate to
lack of ability.
357
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,524
It's most important for you, his family
358
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,318
to continue believing in him, teaching him
359
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,238
and helping him reach his full potential.
360
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,242
Look, I know this is a lot to take in
361
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,327
and you're gonna need time to process.
362
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,622
But the good news is, I run a school
363
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:43,043
for exceptional children like Bebe
and I would love to work with him.
364
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:47,297
Ha-ha! There it is! I knew it. I suppose
this school isn't free, is it, huh?
365
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,134
-'Course not.
-Okay, Trudy, let's get out of here.
366
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,302
There's nothing wrong with Bebe.
367
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,931
Oscar, relax. Dr. Lord
knows what she's talking about.
368
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,809
And I know what I'm talking about.
There's nothing wrong with my son.
369
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,480
Bebe? How did you...
370
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,232
-Come on, let's get outta here.
-(CHUCKLES)
371
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,526
Oscar, stop being ridiculous.
372
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,528
-(CECE LAUGHING)
-(BEBE BABBLES)
373
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,617
I apologize for my parents, Dr. Lord.
374
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:20,122
That's okay. I'm used to it.
How are you doing, Penny?
375
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,499
How am I doing about what?
376
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,836
I mean, how do you feel about all of this?
377
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,171
I don't feel anything.
378
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:32,134
Are you sure? I'm certain you've been
under pressure too, being the oldest.
379
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,719
Do you have any concerns?
380
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,763
No.
381
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,976
Yeah. I do.
382
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,233
Instead of my dad sending him
to your school, they're gonna turn around
383
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,069
and put Bebe on me. I just know it.
384
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,362
And you resent that? I know I would.
385
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,157
Yeah. But I know I shouldn't.
386
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,619
You must think I'm terrible.
387
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,997
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
388
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,165
Penny.
389
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,793
I think you're in a tough situation.
390
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,088
And the first step in not feeling bad
is acknowledging it.
391
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,803
Listen, any time you wanna talk,
I'm here, okay?
392
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,389
If my daddy won't pay for Bebe, you know
he won't pay for me to talk to you.
393
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,726
(CHUCKLES) Oh, don't worry, Penny.
It's free.
394
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,817
(CHILDREN BABBLING)
395
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,985
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
396
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,283
Oscar, we really should listen
to that Dr. Lord.
397
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,993
I looked up that school of hers.
398
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,038
Honey, they're doing amazing things
with kids on the spectrum.
399
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,415
My son is not on a spectrum
or whatever that is.
400
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,417
He's just a little rambunctious
like his old man.
401
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,462
See? Just like me.
There's nothin' wrong with that.
402
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,672
(SCREAMS) Ow!
403
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,965
(LAUGHING)
404
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,217
Fool, you are in denial.
405
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,428
I'm out, family. I'll get somethin' to eat
on the way to school.
406
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,180
Now you hold it right there, young lady.
407
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,308
You need to drop off and pick up Bebe
and Cece from school today.
408
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,394
Come on, that's not fair.
409
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,647
You should put Bebe in that school
like Dr. Lord suggested.
410
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,150
-There's nothin' wrong with Bebe.
-Oscar, Penny's right.
411
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,694
This isn't fair.
We can't put this all on her.
412
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,322
And whether you accept it or not,
we need help with Bebe.
413
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,326
See? Nobody... You know what?
Forget it. I'll take care of the kids.
414
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,744
-Oscar...
-I have spoken.
415
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,623
-Why do you think that works?
-Because it does. Now where's Bebe?
416
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,001
-(LAUGHING)
-Oscar!
417
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,337
Come on, you've never seen a baby sitting
on top of a backboard before?
418
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,632
-This kid's gonna go pro.
-Man, if you don't get my baby down...
419
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,135
Bebe!
420
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,388
-TRUDY: Oscar, please listen to Dr. Lord.
-(LAUGHING)
421
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,724
Never!
422
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:47,519
(GRUNTS) How big are you?
You got a head bigger than your mama.
423
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,150
That should hold you.
Keep an eye on him, Cece.
424
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,111
(COUGHS)
425
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,530
What the heck is that, Peabo?
426
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,284
It's a powerful disinfectant, Mr. Proud.
427
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,913
The same one they had to use
at the White House.
428
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,164
(CHUCKLES)
429
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,083
I gotta say, I'm touched that you boys
decided to come back
430
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,460
and help me save my business.
431
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:15,631
We had to. You filed a court injunction,
Mr. Proud.
432
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:19,051
Yeah, that's right. And you just learned
an important lesson too, Peabo.
433
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,761
No money, no justice.
434
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,056
Now load the machines like I told you,
or you'll be doin' time in Wizcatraz.
435
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,976
But, Mr. Proud,
these are Freddy Frito Snacks.
436
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,354
I bought 'em.
That makes them Proud Snacks.
437
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,814
Now put them in the machine.
The food court is on the way.
438
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,902
Okay, Mr. Proud. But I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
439
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:41,073
The combination of these ingredients
with the residue of your Proud Snacks
440
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,950
-could be combustible.
-(STOMACH RUMBLES)
441
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,953
That breakfast burrito I ate last night
is makin' me combustible.
442
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,247
Just do it, Peabo!
443
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,833
Oscar, the food court is here.
Are you ready for the inspection?
444
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,293
(SNIFFING) Uh...
445
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,630
Oh, that's... Oh, man, that's
that smells good and bad at the same time.
446
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,465
What is that smell?
447
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,134
Uh, breakfast burrito?
I got a half left, you want it?
448
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,345
Free breakfast? Don't mind if I do.
449
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:07,099
Oh, I wouldn't do that, Mr. Igloo,
if I was you.
450
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,602
Uh, I think I'll pass on that, Oscar.
451
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,980
Good. I wasn't gonna give you none anyway.
452
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,481
(CHOMPS, BURPS)
453
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,818
Well, well, well, Oscar Proud.
454
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,361
Wait a minute. (SNIFFS)
455
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,613
-What's that smell, y'all?
-INSPECTOR: Ugh.
456
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,866
Breakfast burrito. And there's none left,
so don't even ask.
457
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,995
Well, I do have one question,
Oscar Proud. (CHUCKLES)
458
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,831
Any last words before
Kelly shuts you down?
459
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,833
No way you're shuttin' me down, Wizard.
460
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,753
I passed the inspection. As you can see,
I already got an A rating.
461
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,674
Au contraire. This is merely
a poorly altered F.
462
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,970
Oh, uh, wait, uh,
I can explain. Peabo did it.
463
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,431
But you told me to, Mr. Proud!
464
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,849
Quiet, Peabo!
465
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,728
What's that itty-bitty baby with that big
old Afro doin' way up there, y'all?
466
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,022
(CHUCKLES) What baby?
You ta... Bebe!
467
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,273
(LAUGHING)
468
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,111
-Stay right there, Daddy's comin'.
-BEBE: Whee!
469
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,321
-(GRUNTS)
-Whee!
470
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:03,697
-Dada!
-(EXPLOSION)
471
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,657
-(BEBE LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMS)
472
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,452
-(OSCAR SCREAMING, GRUNTS)
-BEBE: Whee!
473
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,040
(MACHINERY WHISTLING)
474
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,709
(SCREAMS)
475
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,713
BEBE: Whee!
476
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,797
(GRUNTS)
477
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,216
(BABBLES, CHUCKLES)
478
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,926
Well, that was exciting.
479
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,473
If the Wizard were grading this factory
for entertainment, he'd give you an A.
480
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:35,771
But since he's not, you fail, Oscar Proud.
Your business is officially closed, y'all.
481
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:41,651
(CHUCKLES) But let's be honest.
You weren't really open, were you?
482
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,029
(LAUGHS)
483
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,579
(LAUGHING)
484
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,791
(BREATH TREMBLING)
485
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,585
(SNIFFLES)
486
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,381
What am I gonna do with you, Bebe?
487
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,513
(LAUGHS)
488
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,517
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
489
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:18,855
Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Proud.
You made the right decision.
490
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:23,402
Okay. Well, I guess we'll be
on our way then.
491
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,655
Baby, you behave yourself, okay?
492
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,451
(LAUGHS)
493
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,663
Daddy! (LAUGHING)
494
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,635
There you go, little man. Keep ya head up.
495
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:58,061
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
496
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,941
Okay, everybody, listen up.
497
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,360
Please say hello to our new student,
498
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,697
Benjamin Proud, aka
499
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,532
Bebe.
500
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,670
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)