- Hurry. You're gonna miss it.
- Next on "Dude's Foods,"
I, Dude Calzone attempt to eat a 20-pound meatball.
all: Dude.
- Who will win, Dude or food?
- Dude. - Definitely, Dude.
- Could be food.
- Oh, a commercial.
- Ah, the great outdoors.
But do you know, what's even greater?
The world's biggest indoor rock climbing park,
Climb Time Universe.
- I've never heard of this before,
but I've somehow wanted it my entire life.
- Hi, I'm Roxie Rockhart, CEO of Rockhart Industries
and Olympic bronze medal speed climber.
Do you have a bronze medal? Didn't think so.
I'm so excited to bring our latest experience
to the people of Altoonisburg.
- That's us.
- We're those people.
- This is Altoonisburg's highest peak, Ol' Cliffy,
future site of our indoor rock climbing park
air-conditioned for your comfort.
Tomorrow we're going to demolish this dumb mountain.
- What? - And as a bonus to you
and a warning to other mountains,
we're going to livestream the whole process.
o say goodbye to Ol' Cliffy
and hello to Climb Time Universe.
- They're tearing down a real mountain
to build a fake mountain?
- A fake mountain with air-conditioning,
just saying.
- Ol' Cliffy is a big part of this town.
Think about all the animals that live there.
- And the uncles that live there.
Mainly mine.
- What? - You don't remember?
My Uncle Nedward; he's living on Ol' Cliffy
raising those baby hawks he rescued.
- Wow. I was sure I dreamt that.
- Wait, if he hasn't heard about the demolition,
he could be in danger.
- We gotta warn him. - You're right...
as soon as we finish watching Dude eat this giant meatball.
Fine, you bunch of babies.
- Dad, are you doing what I think you're doing?
- No. What do you think I'm doing?
- Trying to feed that skunk
everyone keeps telling you to stop feeding.
- Oh. Then yes.
- Dad, skunks are wild animals.
- This skunk is different.
His name is Scott, and he's your skunk brother.
- I'm taking this for your own good.
- How dare you?
- Another win for cargo shorts.
Scott, come here, Scott.
- Hey, science kid's dad.
What's with the rectangle cookies?
- These are granola bars,
or as the French call them bare de granola.
They're for my friend, Scott. You wanna meet him?
- I've never met a Scott I liked,
and I don't expect to start today.
- You're in luck; here he comes.
- That's a skunk.
- Relax. He's my friend.
Tell you what, why don't you try feed him?
- Well, hello, Scott.
- See, he likes you.
He's turning around and waving his tail to say hello.
- Oh, oh. - He sprayed us.
- Scott, I thought we are friends!
- What is going on out==
oh, what is that smell?
You fed the skunk, didn't you?
- No, Jaget did.
You gotta use your science to fix us.
- Okay, first off, ask me from over there.
- Please. - Okay, but you have to promise
to never feed another skunk again.
- Fine. - Or a badger.
- Ugh. Fine.
- Good. I'll get started. - We'll help.
- No, you can't come inside. You guys stink.
- What if we have to go potty?
- You should have thought about that
before you played with skunks.
- Okay. My uncle is somewhere up on that mountain.
- We need to warn him
that they're about to demolish Ol' Cliffy.
- Look, there's a sign for Climb Time Universe.
Hey, they're gonna have an arcade?
- Ahem.
- Which I will not be going to even though I love Skee-ball.
- All right. Here's the plan.
We start climbing the north face.
Then we shimmy across to that tiny little branch,
then we jump over to that ledge.
And then it's just a 3,000-foot climb straight up.
- It's actually 4,000 feet.
- Uncle Nedward.
Whoa, you look like...
- Like I've been living in nature for a year?
Because I have.
- It's so great to see you. But we thought that you
lived up on the mountain with the baby hawks.
- I did. But then my babies grew up and flew away.
I climbed down after I became an empty-nester.
- So why didn't you go home and--
I don't know-- take a shower?
- Because I realized all the creatures here need me.
I am now one with the woods.
Plus, I call my hawks home every Sunday for dinner.
That's right. I speak hawk.
- Well, Uncle Nedward, we have some bad news.
Tomorrow Ol' Cliffy is being torn down
to build a rock climbing park called Climb Time Universe.
- They have an arcade, but we don't like it.
- I'm sure it will be fine.
This mountain's older than the hills.
- Uncle Nedward, this is serious.
- Yeah, we have to do something.
- Old Nedward would've agreed with you,
but the woods have changed me.
Now I'm like a river.
I flow where nature takes me.
- No, we need to fight.
Uncle Nedward, look me in the eyes.
We don't need Uncle flows-like-a-river.
We need Uncle 120%.
- Yeah. And what about the hawks you raised?
- My hawks? - Yes.
Your hawks need you to protect Ol' Cliffy.
- We need you. Your hawks need you.
And this mountain needs you.
- [growling]
Ahh!
- Kids, look me in the eyes.
I'm back, baby.
They're not taking this mountain.
I just need one thing.
- Oh, here, Uncle Nedward, your old jacket.
- Actually, I was talking about a shower.
I've been using pine cones for soap.
But the jacket's nice too.
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- Okay. We've got some pretty good ideas here
to save Ol' Cliffy. What else can we do?
- How about I go to the top, roll down a boulder,
and smash Climb Time Universe's construction equipment?
- Any other ideas?
- How about I go to the top,
roll down a boulder, and scare Roxie and the workers?
- Any non-boulder ideas?
- I gotta be honest, most of my ideas
involve large rocks.
- Munchy, why are you reading leaves?
- This is an inspirational book my uncle wrote while
he was living on Ol' Cliffy. It's really powerful stuff.
- Hey, what if Nedward read some of those leaves
to inspire everybody to save Ol' Cliffy.
- Oh, that's perfect.
Climb Time just sent out an email
to come down to the Mooery for a pre-grand opening event.
- We should crash their party,
and my uncle will motivate everyone.
- Let's get your uncle and head over. Where is he?
- Oh, he's cleaning himself up. The shower didn't take,
so he is walking through the car wash.
Uncle Nedward, you smell great.
- Thanks. The car wash threw in this free air freshener.
- Hello, friends. You like free shirts?
- Ooh, I love free shirts.
- Uncle Edward, this is the woman
that's gonna tear down Ol' Cliffy.
- In that case,
I don't want your free shirt no matter how soft it is.
- We're here to stop you from tearing down Ol' Cliffy.
And the people will be on our side
after my Uncle Nedward inspires them.
- Well, I'm already inspired by your determination.
You remind me a lot of myself when I was young and stupid.
- Thanks, I think?
- Attention, people of Altoonisburg.
We cannot let them tear down Ol' Cliffy.
I lived on that mountain,
and it inspired me to write this book,
which I'm about to share with you.
So look me in the eyes with your ears.
[applause]
I am not on the mountain.
I am the mountain.
- [coughs]
- Okay, moving on.
Be like a river.
Be open. Flow.
Nothing?
A sunrise is the sun's way of saying,
"Hey, man, you got this."
- What the heck is he talking about?
- No idea, but he is dying up there.
- Don't worry. I have a plan. Wow.
I am feeling super inspired right now by this strange man
I am definitely not related to.
- Yeah. I think when he said, "I am the mountain,"
he was talking about how real nature
is much better than fake nature.
So maybe they shouldn't tear down Ol' Cliffy.
- Let's save Ol' Cliffy.
[together] Yeah.
- Did I mention that we're building
the longest indoor zip line in the world?
all: Yeah!
- Don't mess with me. I always win.
- Except in the Olympics.
- Third place is still winning.
- What are we gonna do?
They're gonna tear down Ol' Cliffy in the morning.
- And they're gonna put in a zip line.
Which I totally don't wanna ride on.
- I know how to buy some time.
- Oh, I wanna help.
- No it's way too dangerous. You could get seriously hurt.
- Please? - Oh, all right.
- Hey, we wanna help too.
But we would prefer not to get seriously hurt.
- I do need someone to create a distraction.
- We're on it. I just need to find a boulder.
- No boulders. - Come on.
- I'd be working at the crosswalk right now
if it wasn't for your stupid pet skunk.
- I'd be eating granola bars with my friend Scott right now
if you didn't scare him.
- Don't worry; I'm gonna spray you with a formula I developed
that will instantly remove the smell.
Get in.
In three, two, one.
- Oh, man. We still smell like the business end of a skunk.
- Uh-oh.
- Why are you looking at us like that?
- No reason.
- Something about you looks different.
Did you use to have eyebrows?
- Why are you talking about my beautiful eyebrows
in the past tense?
Follow-up question, why don't you have eyebrows?
- They're gone.
- What did you do? - I think you're upset,
but it's really hard to tell without your eyebrows.
- Welcome to the livestream, my fellow mountain haters.
Our wrecking ball is in place.
Now, who's ready to say goodbye to Ol' Cliffy
and hello to Climb Time Universe?
all: Yeah!
- Greetings, construction workers.
We come bearing gifts
to anyone willing to not destroy Ol' Cliffy.
- Sorry, little girl. The world don't work like that.
This is our job.
- But what if the gift was muffins?
- Oh-ho-ho-ho.
All right, gang, these kids brought us muffins.
Let's stop working and start eating.
- Whoa, I can't believe that worked.
- You guys really outsmarted me.
Oh, wait, you didn't.
Who wants brownies?
- Brownies! It's our lucky day.
- You see, girls, someone always brings them
a muffin basket, so I always bring brownies,
which you can have after work.
- You heard the boss. Back to work.
And then we get brownies,
which are way better than muffins.
- I told you I always win. - Do you?
'Cause it looks like you have a problem.
Actually two problems.
- This wrecking ball is officially closed.
- What are you doing up there?
- Stopping you from destroying this mountain.
- Well, you can't stay up there forever.
As soon as you come down we'll start wrecking.
- Hey, boss, since we're shut down for a while...
- Fine. Fine. You can have the brownies.
- Come on, gang. Get 'em while they're gooey.
- Enjoy your short-lived victory,
but just remember I don't quit.
I won a bronze medal.
- And that's why, Ms. Mayor, we need you to help us stop
Climb Time Universe from tearing down Ol' Cliffy.
And we won't take no for an answer.
Anyhoo, call me back when you get this message.
Now we wait.
- We can't wait.
Munchy and Nedward are on a wrecking ball.
The minute they fall off, Roxie is gonna destroy Ol' Cliffy.
What are we gonna do? - I don't know.
I wish Munchy was here. He would just start
saying words until he landed on a good idea.
- Let's try it.
- Are you sure we're ready for this?
I don't know if we could pull off a Munchy.
- Only one way to find out.
Let's clear our minds and get in the Munchy zone.
both: Munchy, Munchy,
Munchy, Munchy, Munchy, Munchy, Munchy, Munchy.
- And go.
- Mountain. - Lion.
- Zoo. - Moo.
- Cow. - Bell.
- Music. That's it?
- Yes. We trap Roxie under a giant bell.
- No, music. We sing a song
to let everyone know that Ol' Cliffy needs to be saved.
- Ooh, that's good.
- And we have Nedward's leaf-book of Ned-spirations.
Maybe we can find some ideas for lyrics
with one of his leaves.
- Then we hijack the livestream
with an inspirational song.
- Done. Great plan.
- And I will order a giant bell just in case.
- Now, before we begin,
I'd like to apologize again for the whole eyebrow thing.
- No problem. - Yes, problem.
I am very particular about my appearance.
- Well, my anti-stink formula 2.0 is gonna work a lot better.
Let's get started.
We should be all set.
Come on out.
Oh, boy.
- You look green and stupid.
Wait a minute. I look green and stupid too.
- Yes, I look exactly like the Hulk.
Ahh!
Hulk happy.
I guess I was too focused on the skunk smell
that I didn't think about the side effects,
but hey, you don't stink anymore.
- This is what I get for trying to be nice to a Scott.
- It's Presley. - Fisher, we need your help.
Lex and I just wrote a song to save Ol' Cliffy,
and we need as many voices as possible.
And hurry, Munchy and Nedward
are hanging on to a wrecking ball.
- Uncle Nedward always picks Munchy to do the fun stuff.
- Okay. I'm in. I'll bring Dad and Jaget.
Does it matter if they're green?
- Stop being weird. I'll text everyone the lyrics.
- You heard her; let's go.
- Wait, science kid. What about this?
- Don't worry; it'll wear off...someday.
- I'm impressed.
I didn't expect you two to last so long up there.
- So you're giving up now? - Please say yes.
I can't feel my legs.
- Oh, far from it.
Hi, everyone out there watching on the livestream.
Before we demolish Ol' Cliffy, we've got an extra bonus.
We're gonna show you these two being thrown
off the wrecking ball.
Chuck, raise that ball.
- Raising the ball, boss.
[both gasping]
- Now start swinging.
- Swinging the ball, boss.
[both shouting]
- Oh, no. Munchy, are you okay?
- Not...
really.
- We have to get in front of that camera and sing our song.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not authorized to be here.
[both gasping]
- Green monsters. The forest is fighting back.
Run! Run!
- Get back to work, you idiots.
- Let's stop this thing.
[both whimpering]
- Thank you.
- Hey, everybody. I know you're here to watch
this mountain be destroyed,
but we have a song that we hope will change your mind.
- [scoffs] A song?
[chuckles] I'm so scared.
Go ahead. Fa-la-la your hearts out.
[uplifting music]
- ♪ Smile, look all around you ♪
- ♪ Hear all the hawks soaring up high ♪
♪ This is their home ♪
- ♪ And when you look at that mountain ♪
- ♪ As long as she stands ♪
♪ We'll never really be alone ♪
- ♪ So dig down deep inside your heart ♪
- ♪ We all can live in harmony ♪
- ♪ Let's find a way to save Ol' Cliffy ♪
all: ♪ So have the heart to help ♪
♪ Rocks don't need air-conditioning ♪
♪ We can do anything ♪
♪ Let's save Ol' Cliffy ♪
♪ And nothing's out of reach ♪
- ♪ Ohh ♪
all: ♪ Let's come together, who is with me? ♪
♪ If you believe then we will free Ol' Cliffy ♪
- ♪ Be free with me ♪
♪ Be free with me ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
all: ♪ Ol' Cliffy ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Well, I think we can all agree
that was stupid.
- Disagree, boss.
That song planted a seed of love in my heart
and made it grow.
I'm gonna be a forest ranger.
[together] Yeah!
- I don't need you.
I can tear down this mountain myself.
- Not without the remote control.
- Guys, look,
everybody loves our song.
Nobody wants to come to Climb Time Universe.
- Fine. You win.
I'll tear down a mountain in a different town.
- Our song saved the mountain.
[together] Yeah!
[birds squawking]
- Oh, my hawk children heard me singing.
Papa loves you.
[squawking]
[birds squawking]
I told you I speak hawk.
- We did it without a single boulder.
Let's go to the Mooery and celebrate.
- Uncle Nedward, are you coming?
- I can't do that.
Sounds like there's another mountain
that's gonna need to be saved, so my work's not done.
- Good luck, Uncle Nedward.
- Oh, everyone get in here.
Now play my song.
[uplifting music]
♪ ♪