1 00:00:09,965 --> 00:00:11,896 - Just when I thought I couldn't love 2 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:16,068 the Mooery anymore, they start serving cereal. 3 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:18,724 - And not just any cereal, our favorite, Captain Sugarrr! 4 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:21,551 You wanna sing the jingle? - I don't know if we should. 5 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,724 ♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪ 6 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:26,689 - ♪ Then you know that Captain Sugarrr! is the only one ♪ 7 00:00:26,758 --> 00:00:28,448 both: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪ 8 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:30,034 ♪ with the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪ 9 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:31,448 - ♪ You're gonna love it, love it, love it ♪ 10 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,068 ♪ For breakfast and lunch ♪ 11 00:00:33,137 --> 00:00:34,965 Dang it! 12 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,413 You know I can't resist joining that jingle. 13 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,655 Now I'm seven seconds behind schedule. 14 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,137 - What is so important that you don't have time 15 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,689 for cereal songs? 16 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:45,000 - I've got a diorama due in Pennsylvania History class, 17 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,620 my dog Reggie needs a bath, 18 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:47,965 I've got a Yogurt Club meeting, 19 00:00:48,034 --> 00:00:49,241 which I am not prepared for. 20 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,413 - Man, you are so busy these days. 21 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:54,724 - I'm listening to a podcast called Busy as a Bee. 22 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,172 They say that if you're not busy, 23 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:58,379 then you'll never "bee" a success. 24 00:00:58,448 --> 00:00:59,896 So I'm giving it a try. But don't worry, 25 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,965 I reserved some time to hang out with my friends. 26 00:01:02,034 --> 00:01:04,862 And it starts right now. 27 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,448 So what have you guys been up to? 28 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:09,172 - Hey, I bought a milkshake for us to share. 29 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,931 - Oh, thank you. Sharing's the best. 30 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,310 - No, this is for me to share with Lex. 31 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,379 There's more where that came from, 32 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:19,103 thanks to Nana's birthday money. 33 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:20,310 - Show's over, bro. 34 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,310 - So where were we? 35 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:29,275 - Uh, weird question--was that recycling bin always there? 36 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:31,689 - Ugh, not again. 37 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,862 - Hi-ya! 38 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:37,793 I'm gonna recycle you like a used can of beans. 39 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:39,620 - Stop, pedestrian! - Whoa! 40 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,965 Gloria, you gotta stop doing this. 41 00:01:45,034 --> 00:01:46,448 - Yeah. You've been sneak attacking Lex 42 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:47,689 every day for a month. 43 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:50,275 - And you're really bad at it. 44 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,275 - Why do you keep doing this? 45 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:55,000 - You defeated me in battle at the Snow Cone Festival, 46 00:01:55,068 --> 00:01:57,896 and my sensei Jaget says I must avenge my loss. 47 00:01:57,965 --> 00:02:00,172 - Those are the rules. 48 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:02,137 - Jag-Jitsu says I have to beat Lex 49 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,931 to earn my Polka Dot Belt. 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,862 I won't rest until I do. See you tomorrow. 51 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:11,689 - Okay. Finally, just the three of us. 52 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,551 Let's get our hang on. [beeping] 53 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,379 And that's the alarm saying our hang-out time is over. 54 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:21,241 - Lex, this is crazy. We hardly see you anymore. 55 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:22,862 - I know. My schedule is nuts. 56 00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:24,344 Now with Gloria attacking me every day, 57 00:02:24,413 --> 00:02:25,689 I just can't keep up. 58 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:26,931 - Even when Jaget's not here, 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 he's found a way to make things terrible. 60 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,448 - You're right. I need to talk some sense into Jaget. 61 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:34,413 - And we'll talk some sense into Gloria. 62 00:02:34,482 --> 00:02:35,862 - Sounds good. Now come on, 63 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:37,965 I penciled in a few seconds for a group fist bump. 64 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,137 - Boop. - Boop. 65 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,206 [beeping] - Ah, sorry. 66 00:02:40,275 --> 00:02:42,413 No time for my boop. 67 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:53,344 - Hi-ya! 68 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:57,034 You're not Lex. 69 00:02:57,103 --> 00:03:00,206 - Gloria, don't be mad, but we wanted to talk to you. 70 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:02,931 So we used a Lex dummy because we knew you'd attack it. 71 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,034 - You could have just texted me. 72 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,275 - I'll be honest. We did not think of that. 73 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:11,724 - Look, we want you to stop attacking our friend. 74 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:13,862 It's ruining our hang time with Lex. 75 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:16,413 I mean, we see this dummy more than we see her. 76 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:18,344 And we hate you. 77 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,413 - Don't you have better things to do than Jag-Jitsu? 78 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,620 - I'm just not interested in anything else. 79 00:03:27,689 --> 00:03:29,034 - Yeah, man, I used all the birthday money 80 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:32,862 on a milkshake for Lex. No, it didn't work. 81 00:03:32,931 --> 00:03:34,275 - Hi, Fisher. 82 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:38,862 - What's up, Gloria? - [giggling] 83 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:40,586 Hi, Fisher. 84 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,448 - Okay. See you later. 85 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:47,862 - [giggling] Bye, Fisher. 86 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:50,689 - I think we found something 87 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:53,275 other than Jag-Jitsu that Gloria likes. 88 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,896 - Yup. Call a doctor 89 00:03:54,965 --> 00:03:58,965 'cause someone's got a bad case of Fisher Fever. 90 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:00,655 - No. 91 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,103 - I saw the way you perked up when you saw him. 92 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:06,448 [giggling] 93 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:12,517 - Okay. Maybe I kind of like him. 94 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,379 - What if we can help you get his attention? 95 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:15,724 - Why would you help me? 96 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:18,206 - Because we want our friend time with Lex back. 97 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,689 - And if you and Fisher are focused on each other, 98 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:21,965 you won't keep attacking Lex, 99 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,482 and he won't keep asking her out. 100 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:25,241 - Okay, I'm in. 101 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:27,724 But if this doesn't work, just know there are over 102 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:29,931 5,000 recycle bins in this town, 103 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,965 and I can be in any one of them. 104 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:39,000 - ♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest ♪ 105 00:04:39,068 --> 00:04:40,931 ♪ The greatest ♪ 106 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,344 ♪ The greatest of all time ♪ 107 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:48,000 - Jaget, you have to stop sending Gloria to attack me. 108 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:51,965 - If she wants to earn her Polka Dotted Belt, 109 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:53,931 it's the only way. 110 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,793 - I don't have time for this. 111 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,448 I should be building a diorama right now. 112 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:58,827 I feel like I'm about to scream. 113 00:04:58,896 --> 00:05:00,793 Aah! 114 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:04,551 - Challenge accepted. 115 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,586 - What challenge? - You just gave 116 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:09,000 the Jag-Jitsu war cry of combat: 117 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,827 "Aah!" 118 00:05:11,862 --> 00:05:14,655 We must fight now. - What? 119 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,793 - Tell the floor I said, "Hello." 120 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:20,896 Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! 121 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:23,275 Hah! Hah-- - Move along, citizen! 122 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:25,344 - Ah-- 123 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:27,586 Uhh... 124 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:28,896 - Are you okay? 125 00:05:28,965 --> 00:05:30,965 I'm sorry, that was all reflexes. 126 00:05:31,034 --> 00:05:35,206 - You just defeated the sensei in his own dojo, 127 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:38,034 or should I say your dojo? 128 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:39,275 - Wait, what? 129 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:41,655 - Per the sacred Jag-Jitsu rules, 130 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:45,172 whoever defeats the sensei takes their place. 131 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:48,689 I bow to my new sensei. 132 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:52,413 - No, no, no, no. My schedule is full. 133 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:53,758 I don't have time to be sensei. 134 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:56,620 - I'm sorry, Sensei, in Jag-Jitsu, 135 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,034 there are no takesy backsies. 136 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,655 - ♪ I got, you got me ♪ 137 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:04,241 ♪ We got this ♪ 138 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,482 ♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪ 139 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:08,241 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 140 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:10,758 ♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪ 141 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:12,275 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 142 00:06:12,344 --> 00:06:15,206 ♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪ 143 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,275 ♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 144 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:26,793 - Okay, operation get Gloria together with Fisher 145 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:28,827 to free up time for Lex to hang out with us, 146 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:32,896 also known as AGGTWFUWU is a go. 147 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:36,310 - Okay. Let's think of things Fisher is into. 148 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:39,965 We know he likes science and the keytar. What else? 149 00:06:40,034 --> 00:06:41,931 - Crackers. Always eating crackers. 150 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,517 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 151 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:48,103 When I do my impression of him, it's this, "I'm Fisher." 152 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,172 [chomping] 153 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:53,448 - Shh! Y'all can't let Jaget know I'm here. 154 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:55,517 - What's going on? - Well, I tried to tell Jaget 155 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,068 to make Gloria stop sneak attacking me, 156 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,413 and he thought I wanted to fight, and I accidentally won. 157 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:02,241 - Oh, no. According to the rules of Jag-Jitsu, 158 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:03,758 that means you're the new sensei. 159 00:07:03,827 --> 00:07:05,655 - Really? - Yes. 160 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:07,206 And now Jaget says he's my student 161 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:08,793 and has been following me around. 162 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,827 I'm trying to lose him. 163 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:13,827 - I don't think it worked. 164 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:17,413 - Sensei, what are your orders? 165 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:20,068 - Wait, if you're the sensei, 166 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:21,655 can't you just give Gloria her belt, 167 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:23,137 and then she'll stop jumping out at you? 168 00:07:23,206 --> 00:07:25,137 - I'm sure there's some dumb reason why she can't. 169 00:07:25,206 --> 00:07:27,241 - Let me try. 170 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:32,620 As sensei, I declare that Gloria gets her new belt. 171 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,862 - Doesn't work that way, Sensei. 172 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:39,206 Before you get your full sensei powers, 173 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,620 you have to complete three sacred steps. 174 00:07:41,689 --> 00:07:43,965 - Told you there'd be a dumb reason. 175 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:46,310 - I don't have time for three sacred steps. 176 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:48,758 My diorama is still due, Reggie still needs a bath-- 177 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:50,379 - Jaget, cover your ears. 178 00:07:50,448 --> 00:07:52,310 - I don't listen to you. 179 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,965 - Jaget, cover your ears. - Yes, Sensei. 180 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,862 - Okay. I'm going to say something 181 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,068 I never thought I would say. 182 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:04,068 You should listen to Jaget. 183 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:05,551 both: What? 184 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,586 - Do his three stupid steps, become official sensei, 185 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,206 and give Gloria her belt. 186 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:12,103 That way, she'll stop attacking you. 187 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,413 - Also, it turns out that Gloria likes Fisher. 188 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,034 Presley and I are going to get them together. 189 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:18,758 - Whoa, so I could get Gloria to stop attacking me 190 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,931 and Fisher to stop asking me out? 191 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,586 I'll have so much free time. 192 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:25,310 - And Dummy Lex can stay in the trash. 193 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:29,413 - You missed a lot when you weren't here. 194 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:32,965 - Okay, Jaget, let's do the sacred steps. 195 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:38,758 - Make way for the sensei! 196 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:44,724 [insect buzzing] 197 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:46,862 - Come here, fly. 198 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:48,551 Catching you is the dumb first sacred step 199 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,241 to becoming the dumb sensei. 200 00:08:51,517 --> 00:08:53,241 Where have you been? 201 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,413 I've been trying to catch this fly for hours. 202 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:56,862 - Sorry, Sensei. 203 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:58,620 But you said you needed help with your projects. 204 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:04,896 So I made this diorama for your Pennsylvania History class. 205 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:07,103 - Holy moly, it looks just like 206 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,103 the Trans-Pennsylvania Railroad. 207 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:12,068 - I like to blow on it, pretend I'm the wind. 208 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:19,103 There are thousands of benefits to Jag-Jitsu. 209 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:22,206 This is just the beginning. 210 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,620 [buzzing] 211 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,827 - I did it! I caught the fly. 212 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,586 - Two more sacred steps, 213 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,482 and then you're officially sensei, 214 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:33,965 then the fun really begins. 215 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,758 - So what do I do with the fly? 216 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:38,965 - Sacred step number two, release the fly. 217 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,896 [fly buzzing] 218 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:45,896 Time for sacred step number three. 219 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,965 - Wait, that was the whole step? 220 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:51,000 - Yes. Some sacred steps are easier than others. 221 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:56,620 - Okay. We're going to make sure you and my brother 222 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:59,000 have everything in common so you'll totally connect. 223 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,896 - And then, you and Fisher will "accidentally" 224 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,758 bump into each other, like in those horrible 225 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:06,137 romantic comedies that I never watch but always make me cry. 226 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,896 - You've got the lab coat. You'll also need this keytar. 227 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:12,862 - And these crackers. 228 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,827 - Are you sure he likes those? 229 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:17,000 - Yes. He loves them. 230 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,896 - But what do I say to him? 231 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:21,413 - We're going to help with that too. 232 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,137 If you wear this earpiece, we can talk to you through it. 233 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,689 - Are you sure this is gonna work? 234 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,448 [both laughing] 235 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:30,379 - We're like 80% sure. 236 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:31,793 - I'm at 60. 237 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:34,344 - We're between 60 and 80% sure. 238 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,448 - I never thought the third sacred step 239 00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:42,206 would be getting a manicure. 240 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,724 And thanks again for giving Reggie a bath. 241 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:49,034 - My pleasure, Sensei. And did you see the calendar 242 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:52,034 I put up featuring animals wearing hats? 243 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:55,068 - Of course. I can't stop looking at it. 244 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:59,551 You crazy duck, where did you get that hat? 245 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,413 - All done, Sensei. 246 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,275 - The third sacred step is complete. 247 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:09,931 You are now officially the sensei. 248 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,827 Here's your robe of infinite power. 249 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,965 - Ooh, terrycloth! 250 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,551 - Your throne, Sensei. 251 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,344 - No, I should get going. 252 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:26,655 I just want to give Gloria her belt 253 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:29,000 and get on with my life. 254 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:32,000 - [quiet rumbling] What's that noise? 255 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:35,482 - That's the throne. It has a massage feature. 256 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:40,965 - You know, it would be rude to not at least try it. 257 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:46,793 Feels nice. 258 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:49,862 - Jag-Jitsu has its benefits. 259 00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:53,034 - No. Lex-Jitsu has its benefits. 260 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,551 Now, go back to finishing Reggie's bath. 261 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,551 - Yes, Sensei. 262 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,931 - Cadmium? Boron? 263 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Gloria? 264 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:12,241 - Hi, Fisher. What a surprise to see you here. 265 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,034 - I was just walking around 266 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,551 and thinking about science and saw you. 267 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,896 - I was just walking around 268 00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:23,172 and thinking about science and saw you. 269 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,965 - Weird. For a second there, I thought someone was trying 270 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,172 to lure me into the driveway. 271 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:29,827 - Laugh, laugh, laugh. 272 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,551 - Laugh, laugh, laugh. 273 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,758 - No. Laugh, "Ha, ha, ha, ha." 274 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:39,034 - Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 275 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,413 - Are you okay? 276 00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:45,034 - Yeah. Just on my way to play my keytar. 277 00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:47,137 Is it a keyboard? Is it a guitar? 278 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,758 Only thing I know is it rocks. 279 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:51,620 - Hey, I play the keytar. 280 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,413 - Whoa! 281 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:58,275 Well, other things I love include science and crackers. 282 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:04,103 - I do love science, but I'm not a big cracker guy. 283 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:07,379 - Yes, you are. You love crackers. 284 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,724 - Yes, you are! You love crackers. 285 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,448 - No, I don't. 286 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:14,034 - Yes, you do. I saw you eating them that one time. 287 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,689 - I told you he didn't like crackers. 288 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:19,965 - He does. He's just lying. Call him a liar! 289 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:26,379 - Look, do you wanna hang out sometime? Maybe play keytar? 290 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,482 - Sure. How about tomorrow afternoon? 291 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:32,137 - Oh, tomorrow? Sorry, I've got plans. 292 00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:33,620 - Well, maybe some other time. 293 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,310 - Our plan totally worked. - Yeah. 294 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:41,758 Why did you tell Fisher you were busy? 295 00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,172 - Because I am. 296 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,137 I have Lex-Jitsu practice tomorrow afternoon. 297 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:47,827 - Lex-Jitsu? - It's a lot like Jag-Jitsu, 298 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,344 but now to get my Polka Dot Belt, 299 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,758 instead of attacking Lex, I have to do all of her chores. 300 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,310 The point is I don't think 301 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,310 I have time to hang out with Fisher. 302 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,379 - Okay, this is our friend Lex we're talking about. 303 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,379 Let's go over there, get your new belt, 304 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,344 and she'll give you as much free time as you want. 305 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:04,724 - Sounds good. - Great. 306 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:08,344 Right after we make Fisher admit he likes crackers. 307 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:10,310 - Enough with the crackers. 308 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,586 - I know in my heart that I'm right. 309 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,689 - Do you have an appointment? 310 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,275 - No. We're just gonna talk to Lex. 311 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:25,655 - No one can see the sensei without an appointment. 312 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:31,620 - Let them enter. [dramatic musical chord] 313 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,620 Welcome to my dojo. 314 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,931 - Why do you look like that? - Yeah. 315 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,172 What's with the evil bathrobe? 316 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:42,172 - This is what the sensei wears. 317 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,000 And I'm the sensei. 318 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,724 - Lex, stop messing around and give Gloria 319 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,689 her Polka Dot Belt so we can get back to normal. 320 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:54,068 - Yeah. And tell Gloria she has time to go out with Fisher. 321 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:57,206 And then our friend hang time will stop getting interrupted. 322 00:14:57,275 --> 00:15:01,413 - Hmm, that's a great plan. Let's do that--never. 323 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,034 - Wait, what? 324 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,758 - I've got a lot going on in my life. 325 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,413 I need my students completely focused 326 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,862 on getting things done for me. 327 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:11,551 - What are you talking about? This was the plan. 328 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:18,758 - I'm the sensei. I make the plans. 329 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:23,206 Jaget, show them out. 330 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,793 - We're not going anywhere. 331 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,862 - Shall I scream as I chase them out? 332 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:30,965 - That sounds nice. 333 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,068 - Ahh! 334 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:34,724 - Aah! - Go, go, go! 335 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,068 - Okay, I'm calling her again. 336 00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,827 - You've reached Sensei Lex. 337 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,517 Leave a message after the hi-ya! 338 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,000 and someone will get back to you if you're worthy. 339 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,241 Hi-ya! 340 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,068 - Well, Lex has officially gone to the dark side. 341 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,827 - It doesn't help that her students 342 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,586 are doing everything for her. I mean, look at Gloria. 343 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,517 She's stuck doing Lex's laundry. 344 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,103 - Sensei Lex insisted. It's part of Lex-Jitsu. 345 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,758 Lex-Jitsu, fold, and flip. 346 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:10,965 - This is so messed up. Lex has you so busy 347 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,655 you don't have time to go on your date with Fisher. 348 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:15,965 Ugh, I just want our friend back. 349 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:20,517 - Lex-Jitsu, formerly known as Jag-Jitsu, is the worst. 350 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,172 - Hey! 351 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,482 It may be a little intense, but I love it. 352 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,034 I don't like all the rules, but that's up to the sensei. 353 00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,448 Fold and flip. 354 00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:31,862 - Wait. What if you were the sensei? 355 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:34,172 - I can't be. I'd have to defeat Lex. 356 00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,103 I've tried, and she always beats me. 357 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:40,758 - But you have something now that you didn't have then--us. 358 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,448 - Yeah. I mean, nobody knows Lex like me and Presley. 359 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,758 - Really? Is she a big fan of crackers? 360 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:51,206 - Look, we love Lex, 361 00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:53,620 but it's time for some tough love. 362 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:56,068 We'll help you defeat her and become the new Sensei. 363 00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:58,758 - Jag-Jitsu rules say any challenger must fight alone. 364 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,896 Those are the Lex-Jitsu rules too. 365 00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:03,137 She hasn't updated the constitution yet. 366 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,965 - Hey, remember how we used 367 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,896 that earpiece to help you talk to Fisher? 368 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:10,413 - I don't know if "help" is the right word. 369 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,724 - We can do the same thing to help you defeat Lex. 370 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:15,103 We just have to use her weaknesses to distract her. 371 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,344 - I'm in. Fold and flip. 372 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:21,586 - Great. Now let's go beat up my best friend. 373 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,413 [upbeat music] 374 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,551 - ♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪ 375 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,862 ♪ The new greatest of all time ♪ 376 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,448 ♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪ 377 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,103 ♪ The new greatest of all time ♪ 378 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,724 - I'm Sensei Lex. 379 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,689 Student Jaget, you were so right about taking 380 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,310 the time to record that song. Totally worth it. 381 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,931 - Yes, Sensei. Thank you, Sensei. 382 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,965 - Yeah, I thought you said we were meeting 383 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,482 a new Lex-Jitsu student. 384 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,137 - That's what the text said. 385 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,758 - Hi-ya! 386 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,896 There was no text. 387 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:11,586 - No, there is. I'm looking at it right here. 388 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:15,310 - I meant there was a text, but it was a trick. 389 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:20,172 - What is the meaning of this? You're my student. 390 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:23,413 - Ahh! 391 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,448 - [gasps] 392 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,965 That's the official sensei challenge. 393 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,586 - That's the official challenge? 394 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,896 - Told you it was nothing but dumb rules. 395 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:39,344 - I challenge you for the title of sensei. 396 00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:41,172 - Fine. Student Jaget, 397 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:43,896 help me dramatically remove my robe of infinite power. 398 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:52,000 - Tell the floor I said, "Hello." 399 00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:56,620 - Okay. We need to distract Lex 400 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,862 so Gloria can win. What's first? 401 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,517 - Lex can't see a tag sticking out of a shirt 402 00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,137 without fixing it. 403 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,068 - Gloria, release the tag. 404 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,724 - Oh, Hey, your tag is sticking out. 405 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,896 Let me just get that--whoa! 406 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:17,827 ♪ ♪ 407 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,827 Well, well, well, 408 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,310 looks like the trash can has some new moves. 409 00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:24,724 - I was a recycling bin! 410 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,931 - Next distraction. - It's puppy time. 411 00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:32,310 - Hey, a puppy in a cowboy hat! - Oh my gosh, where? 412 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,482 - Hi-ya! 413 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,482 - Whoa, you almost got me with that one. 414 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,793 - It didn't work. - Time for the finisher. 415 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,896 - The Captain Sugarrr! cereal jingle. 416 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,965 - Yes. Lex can't hear it without singing along. 417 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,206 - I know you're trying to distract me. 418 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,275 - No, you're too smart for that. 419 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,862 But I do have a question. 420 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:58,068 ♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪ 421 00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,655 ♪ Then you know that Captain Sugarrr! is the only one ♪ 422 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,344 all: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪ 423 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:03,862 ♪ With the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪ 424 00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:05,206 - ♪ You're going to love it, love it, love it ♪ 425 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,241 ♪ For breakfast and-- ♪ 426 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:10,344 - Punch! - Ohhhhh! 427 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,586 - And high five. 428 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:22,310 - I bow to my new sensei, Sensei Gloria. 429 00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:27,551 Now, come, Sensei, we have sacred steps to complete. 430 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,482 I gotta find a fly. 431 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,344 - Nothing like cereal after helping defeat 432 00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,793 your best friend in battle. 433 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,448 - You guys may not have noticed, 434 00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:41,862 but I think I might've taken 435 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,448 that sensei thing a little too far. 436 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:47,793 - I noticed. - I also noticed. 437 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,724 - But we're just glad to have you back. 438 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,068 - And the good news is, now that Gloria is sensei, 439 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,793 she doesn't need to attack you. 440 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,586 - And, look, she has time to hang out with Fisher now. 441 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,724 - You know, I'm pretty new to playing keytar. 442 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:02,275 - No worries. I can teach you. Here's a pretty simple chord. 443 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,620 - Aah! 444 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,586 - Excuse me a second. 445 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,379 - Ahh--ugh-- 446 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,862 I just want to be sensei again. 447 00:21:19,827 --> 00:21:22,068 - Look, if you were sensei again 448 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:24,758 and I was your student, would you loosen the rules 449 00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,034 so I can have a life outside of Jag-Jitsu? 450 00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:29,586 - No. 451 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,517 - Well, in that case-- 452 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:33,448 - Okay, okay. fine. 453 00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:40,965 - Your punch has defeated me, Sensei. 454 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,724 - Yeah, take that. 455 00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,931 Feels good to be back. 456 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,689 - Looks like your brother is sensei again. 457 00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:51,793 - Hopefully, this whole thing has taught him 458 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,068 to be a nicer, kinder sensei. 459 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:55,896 - Hi-ya! 460 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:01,413 ♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest! ♪ 461 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,827 ♪♪♪♪♪♪ 462 00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:05,827 ♪ The greatest of all time! ♪