- Just when I thought I couldn't love
the Mooery anymore, they start serving cereal.
- And not just any cereal, our favorite, Captain Sugarrr!
You wanna sing the jingle? - I don't know if we should.
♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪
- ♪ Then you know that Captain Sugarrr! is the only one ♪
both: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪
♪ with the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪
- ♪ You're gonna love it, love it, love it ♪
♪ For breakfast and lunch ♪
Dang it!
You know I can't resist joining that jingle.
Now I'm seven seconds behind schedule.
- What is so important that you don't have time
for cereal songs?
- I've got a diorama due in Pennsylvania History class,
my dog Reggie needs a bath,
I've got a Yogurt Club meeting,
which I am not prepared for.
- Man, you are so busy these days.
- I'm listening to a podcast called Busy as a Bee.
They say that if you're not busy,
then you'll never "bee" a success.
So I'm giving it a try. But don't worry,
I reserved some time to hang out with my friends.
And it starts right now.
So what have you guys been up to?
- Hey, I bought a milkshake for us to share.
- Oh, thank you. Sharing's the best.
- No, this is for me to share with Lex.
There's more where that came from,
thanks to Nana's birthday money.
- Show's over, bro.
- So where were we?
- Uh, weird question--was that recycling bin always there?
- Ugh, not again.
- Hi-ya!
I'm gonna recycle you like a used can of beans.
- Stop, pedestrian! - Whoa!
Gloria, you gotta stop doing this.
- Yeah. You've been sneak attacking Lex
every day for a month.
- And you're really bad at it.
- Why do you keep doing this?
- You defeated me in battle at the Snow Cone Festival,
and my sensei Jaget says I must avenge my loss.
- Those are the rules.
- Jag-Jitsu says I have to beat Lex
to earn my Polka Dot Belt.
I won't rest until I do. See you tomorrow.
- Okay. Finally, just the three of us.
Let's get our hang on. [beeping]
And that's the alarm saying our hang-out time is over.
- Lex, this is crazy. We hardly see you anymore.
- I know. My schedule is nuts.
Now with Gloria attacking me every day,
I just can't keep up.
- Even when Jaget's not here,
he's found a way to make things terrible.
- You're right. I need to talk some sense into Jaget.
- And we'll talk some sense into Gloria.
- Sounds good. Now come on,
I penciled in a few seconds for a group fist bump.
- Boop. - Boop.
[beeping] - Ah, sorry.
No time for my boop.
- Hi-ya!
You're not Lex.
- Gloria, don't be mad, but we wanted to talk to you.
So we used a Lex dummy because we knew you'd attack it.
- You could have just texted me.
- I'll be honest. We did not think of that.
- Look, we want you to stop attacking our friend.
It's ruining our hang time with Lex.
I mean, we see this dummy more than we see her.
And we hate you.
- Don't you have better things to do than Jag-Jitsu?
- I'm just not interested in anything else.
- Yeah, man, I used all the birthday money
on a milkshake for Lex. No, it didn't work.
- Hi, Fisher.
- What's up, Gloria? - [giggling]
Hi, Fisher.
- Okay. See you later.
- [giggling] Bye, Fisher.
- I think we found something
other than Jag-Jitsu that Gloria likes.
- Yup. Call a doctor
'cause someone's got a bad case of Fisher Fever.
- No.
- I saw the way you perked up when you saw him.
[giggling]
- Okay. Maybe I kind of like him.
- What if we can help you get his attention?
- Why would you help me?
- Because we want our friend time with Lex back.
- And if you and Fisher are focused on each other,
you won't keep attacking Lex,
and he won't keep asking her out.
- Okay, I'm in.
But if this doesn't work, just know there are over
5,000 recycle bins in this town,
and I can be in any one of them.
- ♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest ♪
♪ The greatest ♪
♪ The greatest of all time ♪
- Jaget, you have to stop sending Gloria to attack me.
- If she wants to earn her Polka Dotted Belt,
it's the only way.
- I don't have time for this.
I should be building a diorama right now.
I feel like I'm about to scream.
Aah!
- Challenge accepted.
- What challenge? - You just gave
the Jag-Jitsu war cry of combat:
"Aah!"
We must fight now. - What?
- Tell the floor I said, "Hello."
Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Hah! Hah-- - Move along, citizen!
- Ah--
Uhh...
- Are you okay?
I'm sorry, that was all reflexes.
- You just defeated the sensei in his own dojo,
or should I say your dojo?
- Wait, what?
- Per the sacred Jag-Jitsu rules,
whoever defeats the sensei takes their place.
I bow to my new sensei.
- No, no, no, no. My schedule is full.
I don't have time to be sensei.
- I'm sorry, Sensei, in Jag-Jitsu,
there are no takesy backsies.
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- Okay, operation get Gloria together with Fisher
to free up time for Lex to hang out with us,
also known as AGGTWFUWU is a go.
- Okay. Let's think of things Fisher is into.
We know he likes science and the keytar. What else?
- Crackers. Always eating crackers.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
When I do my impression of him, it's this, "I'm Fisher."
[chomping]
- Shh! Y'all can't let Jaget know I'm here.
- What's going on? - Well, I tried to tell Jaget
to make Gloria stop sneak attacking me,
and he thought I wanted to fight, and I accidentally won.
- Oh, no. According to the rules of Jag-Jitsu,
that means you're the new sensei.
- Really? - Yes.
And now Jaget says he's my student
and has been following me around.
I'm trying to lose him.
- I don't think it worked.
- Sensei, what are your orders?
- Wait, if you're the sensei,
can't you just give Gloria her belt,
and then she'll stop jumping out at you?
- I'm sure there's some dumb reason why she can't.
- Let me try.
As sensei, I declare that Gloria gets her new belt.
- Doesn't work that way, Sensei.
Before you get your full sensei powers,
you have to complete three sacred steps.
- Told you there'd be a dumb reason.
- I don't have time for three sacred steps.
My diorama is still due, Reggie still needs a bath--
- Jaget, cover your ears.
- I don't listen to you.
- Jaget, cover your ears. - Yes, Sensei.
- Okay. I'm going to say something
I never thought I would say.
You should listen to Jaget.
both: What?
- Do his three stupid steps, become official sensei,
and give Gloria her belt.
That way, she'll stop attacking you.
- Also, it turns out that Gloria likes Fisher.
Presley and I are going to get them together.
- Whoa, so I could get Gloria to stop attacking me
and Fisher to stop asking me out?
I'll have so much free time.
- And Dummy Lex can stay in the trash.
- You missed a lot when you weren't here.
- Okay, Jaget, let's do the sacred steps.
- Make way for the sensei!
[insect buzzing]
- Come here, fly.
Catching you is the dumb first sacred step
to becoming the dumb sensei.
Where have you been?
I've been trying to catch this fly for hours.
- Sorry, Sensei.
But you said you needed help with your projects.
So I made this diorama for your Pennsylvania History class.
- Holy moly, it looks just like
the Trans-Pennsylvania Railroad.
- I like to blow on it, pretend I'm the wind.
There are thousands of benefits to Jag-Jitsu.
This is just the beginning.
[buzzing]
- I did it! I caught the fly.
- Two more sacred steps,
and then you're officially sensei,
then the fun really begins.
- So what do I do with the fly?
- Sacred step number two, release the fly.
[fly buzzing]
Time for sacred step number three.
- Wait, that was the whole step?
- Yes. Some sacred steps are easier than others.
- Okay. We're going to make sure you and my brother
have everything in common so you'll totally connect.
- And then, you and Fisher will "accidentally"
bump into each other, like in those horrible
romantic comedies that I never watch but always make me cry.
- You've got the lab coat. You'll also need this keytar.
- And these crackers.
- Are you sure he likes those?
- Yes. He loves them.
- But what do I say to him?
- We're going to help with that too.
If you wear this earpiece, we can talk to you through it.
- Are you sure this is gonna work?
[both laughing]
- We're like 80% sure.
- I'm at 60.
- We're between 60 and 80% sure.
- I never thought the third sacred step
would be getting a manicure.
And thanks again for giving Reggie a bath.
- My pleasure, Sensei. And did you see the calendar
I put up featuring animals wearing hats?
- Of course. I can't stop looking at it.
You crazy duck, where did you get that hat?
- All done, Sensei.
- The third sacred step is complete.
You are now officially the sensei.
Here's your robe of infinite power.
- Ooh, terrycloth!
- Your throne, Sensei.
- No, I should get going.
I just want to give Gloria her belt
and get on with my life.
- [quiet rumbling] What's that noise?
- That's the throne. It has a massage feature.
- You know, it would be rude to not at least try it.
Feels nice.
- Jag-Jitsu has its benefits.
- No. Lex-Jitsu has its benefits.
Now, go back to finishing Reggie's bath.
- Yes, Sensei.
- Cadmium? Boron?
Gloria?
- Hi, Fisher. What a surprise to see you here.
- I was just walking around
and thinking about science and saw you.
- I was just walking around
and thinking about science and saw you.
- Weird. For a second there, I thought someone was trying
to lure me into the driveway.
- Laugh, laugh, laugh.
- No. Laugh, "Ha, ha, ha, ha."
- Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Just on my way to play my keytar.
Is it a keyboard? Is it a guitar?
Only thing I know is it rocks.
- Hey, I play the keytar.
- Whoa!
Well, other things I love include science and crackers.
- I do love science, but I'm not a big cracker guy.
- Yes, you are. You love crackers.
- Yes, you are! You love crackers.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do. I saw you eating them that one time.
- I told you he didn't like crackers.
- He does. He's just lying. Call him a liar!
- Look, do you wanna hang out sometime? Maybe play keytar?
- Sure. How about tomorrow afternoon?
- Oh, tomorrow? Sorry, I've got plans.
- Well, maybe some other time.
- Our plan totally worked. - Yeah.
Why did you tell Fisher you were busy?
- Because I am.
I have Lex-Jitsu practice tomorrow afternoon.
- Lex-Jitsu? - It's a lot like Jag-Jitsu,
but now to get my Polka Dot Belt,
instead of attacking Lex, I have to do all of her chores.
The point is I don't think
I have time to hang out with Fisher.
- Okay, this is our friend Lex we're talking about.
Let's go over there, get your new belt,
and she'll give you as much free time as you want.
- Sounds good. - Great.
Right after we make Fisher admit he likes crackers.
- Enough with the crackers.
- I know in my heart that I'm right.
- Do you have an appointment?
- No. We're just gonna talk to Lex.
- No one can see the sensei without an appointment.
- Let them enter. [dramatic musical chord]
Welcome to my dojo.
- Why do you look like that? - Yeah.
What's with the evil bathrobe?
- This is what the sensei wears.
And I'm the sensei.
- Lex, stop messing around and give Gloria
her Polka Dot Belt so we can get back to normal.
- Yeah. And tell Gloria she has time to go out with Fisher.
And then our friend hang time will stop getting interrupted.
- Hmm, that's a great plan. Let's do that--never.
- Wait, what?
- I've got a lot going on in my life.
I need my students completely focused
on getting things done for me.
- What are you talking about? This was the plan.
- I'm the sensei. I make the plans.
Jaget, show them out.
- We're not going anywhere.
- Shall I scream as I chase them out?
- That sounds nice.
- Ahh!
- Aah! - Go, go, go!
- Okay, I'm calling her again.
- You've reached Sensei Lex.
Leave a message after the hi-ya!
and someone will get back to you if you're worthy.
Hi-ya!
- Well, Lex has officially gone to the dark side.
- It doesn't help that her students
are doing everything for her. I mean, look at Gloria.
She's stuck doing Lex's laundry.
- Sensei Lex insisted. It's part of Lex-Jitsu.
Lex-Jitsu, fold, and flip.
- This is so messed up. Lex has you so busy
you don't have time to go on your date with Fisher.
Ugh, I just want our friend back.
- Lex-Jitsu, formerly known as Jag-Jitsu, is the worst.
- Hey!
It may be a little intense, but I love it.
I don't like all the rules, but that's up to the sensei.
Fold and flip.
- Wait. What if you were the sensei?
- I can't be. I'd have to defeat Lex.
I've tried, and she always beats me.
- But you have something now that you didn't have then--us.
- Yeah. I mean, nobody knows Lex like me and Presley.
- Really? Is she a big fan of crackers?
- Look, we love Lex,
but it's time for some tough love.
We'll help you defeat her and become the new Sensei.
- Jag-Jitsu rules say any challenger must fight alone.
Those are the Lex-Jitsu rules too.
She hasn't updated the constitution yet.
- Hey, remember how we used
that earpiece to help you talk to Fisher?
- I don't know if "help" is the right word.
- We can do the same thing to help you defeat Lex.
We just have to use her weaknesses to distract her.
- I'm in. Fold and flip.
- Great. Now let's go beat up my best friend.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪
♪ The new greatest of all time ♪
♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪
♪ The new greatest of all time ♪
- I'm Sensei Lex.
Student Jaget, you were so right about taking
the time to record that song. Totally worth it.
- Yes, Sensei. Thank you, Sensei.
- Yeah, I thought you said we were meeting
a new Lex-Jitsu student.
- That's what the text said.
- Hi-ya!
There was no text.
- No, there is. I'm looking at it right here.
- I meant there was a text, but it was a trick.
- What is the meaning of this? You're my student.
- Ahh!
- [gasps]
That's the official sensei challenge.
- That's the official challenge?
- Told you it was nothing but dumb rules.
- I challenge you for the title of sensei.
- Fine. Student Jaget,
help me dramatically remove my robe of infinite power.
- Tell the floor I said, "Hello."
- Okay. We need to distract Lex
so Gloria can win. What's first?
- Lex can't see a tag sticking out of a shirt
without fixing it.
- Gloria, release the tag.
- Oh, Hey, your tag is sticking out.
Let me just get that--whoa!
♪ ♪
Well, well, well,
looks like the trash can has some new moves.
- I was a recycling bin!
- Next distraction. - It's puppy time.
- Hey, a puppy in a cowboy hat! - Oh my gosh, where?
- Hi-ya!
- Whoa, you almost got me with that one.
- It didn't work. - Time for the finisher.
- The Captain Sugarrr! cereal jingle.
- Yes. Lex can't hear it without singing along.
- I know you're trying to distract me.
- No, you're too smart for that.
But I do have a question.
♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪
♪ Then you know that Captain Sugarrr! is the only one ♪
all: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪
♪ With the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪
- ♪ You're going to love it, love it, love it ♪
♪ For breakfast and-- ♪
- Punch! - Ohhhhh!
- And high five.
- I bow to my new sensei, Sensei Gloria.
Now, come, Sensei, we have sacred steps to complete.
I gotta find a fly.
- Nothing like cereal after helping defeat
your best friend in battle.
- You guys may not have noticed,
but I think I might've taken
that sensei thing a little too far.
- I noticed. - I also noticed.
- But we're just glad to have you back.
- And the good news is, now that Gloria is sensei,
she doesn't need to attack you.
- And, look, she has time to hang out with Fisher now.
- You know, I'm pretty new to playing keytar.
- No worries. I can teach you. Here's a pretty simple chord.
- Aah!
- Excuse me a second.
- Ahh--ugh--
I just want to be sensei again.
- Look, if you were sensei again
and I was your student, would you loosen the rules
so I can have a life outside of Jag-Jitsu?
- No.
- Well, in that case--
- Okay, okay. fine.
- Your punch has defeated me, Sensei.
- Yeah, take that.
Feels good to be back.
- Looks like your brother is sensei again.
- Hopefully, this whole thing has taught him
to be a nicer, kinder sensei.
- Hi-ya!
♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest! ♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪ The greatest of all time! ♪