[upbeat music]
- Oh, Cash, I have something for you.
- You have something for the cow?
- Yes. She's given us so much milk
and happiness over the years, I got her a hay bouquet.
Or as I like to call it, a bouq-hay.
- I would have called it a moo-quet, but you do you.
- "Either way, I love it.
Thanks, Lex."
- What was that?
- That was my cow voice. I was pretending to be Cash.
- That didn't sound like a cow. - A dolphin maybe.
- "I thought it was pretty good."
Thanks, Cash.
- Oh, I love to hate this place.
- Hey, Munchy.
It's your brother's girlfriend, Buckles.
- Ex-girlfriend. She broke up with him again.
This time it was because he chewed his food too quietly.
Buckles likes guys who make big chewing noises.
- So you ready for the big going away party?
- Who's going away? Is it you?
- Oh, you wish.
I filed a complaint with the city
that this cow pen is illegal.
So now animal control is taking the stupid cow away.
So let's celebrate! I brought extra hats.
One for you.
Your loss.
Sholly.
- Animal control officer Sholly reporting for duty.
Now where's the cow?
- It's the big, smelly animal right there.
- Ahh, there you are. Thought you could hide.
- You can't take my cow. This is her home, okay?
And she's my friend, and I use her milk
to make everything at the Mooery.
- Too bad. You need a permit to have this creature
in your restaurant, which you do not have.
So I'm taking her to the cow pound.
- Well, can I just get a permit?
- Of course you can. - Okay.
- But it takes six to eight years.
- Hey, this isn't fair. You can't take Cash.
- Yeah, Buckles just wants
the Mooery to go out of business.
- Yeah, then everyone will have to go to her place,
Froyo Yo-Yo, where they put a yo-yo in every froyo.
- That is true. It's also true that this cow is leaving.
Sholly, take her away.
- Love to. Let me get my crate.
I might have brought the wrong size crate.
I'll come back tomorrow.
- Everyone's an idiot.
- I can't lose my cow.
- You're not going to.
Cash isn't going to the cow pound.
Not on my watch.
Isn't that right, Cash? "You know it."
- Why are you doing a dolphin voice?
both: Right?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I can't believe you might actually discover a new color.
I'm so excited, sir.
- Horrigan, science isn't about being excited.
But I have a name picked out for the new color,
and it's Fisher Blue.
- I can see the name on a crayon already.
- Okay, go downstairs and get my science tongs.
- Right away, sir. Bennigan!
- How can I help you, sir?
- Go downstairs and get Fisher's science tongs.
- Right away, sir.
- Horrigan? - Yes, sir.
- Who was that?
- That's Bennigan.
- Follow-up question. Who's Bennigan?
- Well, you know how I'm your assistant?
He's my assistant.
This way I can send him to get your supplies,
and I won't have to miss a moment of the experiment.
- I'm not sure if that's necessary.
- Don't worry. It'll save a ton of time.
- Your science tongs, Mr. Fisher, sir.
- Hey, you hand those to me, and I'll hand them to Fisher.
Now, go sit on your stool.
- Yes, sir.
- I got your science tongs, sir.
- Thanks.
[upbeat music]
- Hey. Why did Lex wanna meet us here?
- No idea. I got her text
when I was in the middle of a killer ukulele solo.
[clanging]
What was that?
- Is that the skunk your dad's always feeding?
[cow mooing]
- Hey, Presley.
Do you mind if we hide a cow in your garage?
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- First off, Lex, I'm proud of you for stealing a cow.
Second off, what are you thinking?
- We can't let an innocent cow be taken away from its home.
I love animals too much,
Especially ones with big, beautiful eyes.
- Yeah. We couldn't let that guy from the city take Cash.
He was coming to get her today.
- Cash would do the same for us
if she had a mind capable of forming plans.
- So you guys took the cow out of the Mooery last night
and snuck her into Presley's garage without me?
I thought we were friends.
- Well, we can't keep a cow in my garage forever.
What's the plan?
- Ty and I figured it out.
We'll remodel my room into a barn,
buy some chickens to keep Cash company...
- And we'll all take plans milking her,
which will keep the Mooery in business.
- And we just have to keep this up until Ty
gets that cow permit in six to eight years.
[cowbell clanging]
- Someone's coming. - We gotta hide Cash.
[cowbell clanging]
- Jaget. What's with the cowbell?
- I'm on a mission from Buckles.
I'm looking for a cow,
and everybody knows they're attracted to cowbells.
- Wait, wait, wait. I thought Buckles dumped you.
- It was mutual.
Anyway, she texted me and said if I track down the cow,
she'll get back together with me.
- So why'd you come here?
- 'Cause I think you rotten kids
might have something to do with it.
[together] Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
- Why are you all awkwardly laughing?
And aren't you supposed to be at the Mooery, Milk Man?
- Um...we deliver.
Yeah, no, I just dropped off a bag of butter.
A butter bag.
[cow mooing] - What was that?
It came from the garage. - Ha-ha.
You know, all this talk about garages reminds me
that Presley wrote a song about you.
- I did?
I mean, I did.
- A song about me?
It's about time.
- You're gonna love it. One, two, three.
[upbeat ukulele music] Help me get the cow out of here
while he's distracted.
- ♪ There's so many letters in Jaget ♪
♪ J is for jumping, which he's very good at ♪
♪ A is for apple, which I saw him eat once ♪
♪ G is the middle letter of his name ♪
♪ Unless there are two Gs, I've never seen it written ♪
♪ E is for everyone ♪
♪ Hurry up, I'm almost out of letters ♪
- Ahh!
- Wait a second. You kids did take the cow.
So that awesome song was just a distraction?
- ♪ S is for sorry ♪
- I can't wait to see the look on Buckles' face
when I tell her I found the cow.
She's gonna sorta smile.
Hey. What are you doing?
- We can't keep him in there.
He has a terrible fear of being trapped in small spaces,
especially garages.
- Let me out of here!
- Don't worry. Lex will know what to do.
- You kids are in trouble.
- Wait. Where's Lex?
- Let me out of here!
I need space.
I can't even spread out my arms.
All right, I can. But it's not much clearance.
- Hey, calm down.
- Who said that?
Was that you, cow?
- "Of course it was me.
There's no one else here."
- I knew talking cows were real.
[upbeat music]
- Horrigan, I need the prism.
- Yes, sir. Bennigan, I need the prism.
- Yes, sir. Arbie.
- Yes, sir.
- I need the prism. - Yes, sir.
- Well, hold on a second. Who is this?
- I felt I wasn't maximizing my time with Horrigan,
so I hired my own assistant.
- Here's your prism.
- Hey, you're my assistant. Hand that to me.
- Now go sit on your stool. - Yes, sir.
- Your prism, Mr. Fisher, sir.
- Bennigan,
we've been over this.
Now go sit on your stool.
- Yes, sir. - I got your prism, sir.
- Thanks, Horrigan. This is saving a lot of time.
- Okay, when we open this garage,
Jaget will most likely go crazy.
- Most likely? He's gonna spring out of there
like a cobra shot out of a circus cannon.
- Wait. Why don't I get any protection?
- Well, Ty, we need Jaget to go after someone,
and we voted and chose you since you're the weakest.
- Wait, what? - No time to explain.
Let's open this.
[phone dings]
It's Lex. She's in the garage. And Jaget thinks she's the cow.
She has a plan but needs a little more time.
[phone chimes]
She also says we owe her an apology
for making fun of her cow voice,
because it's working great.
That seems wrong.
- So what you're saying is, I'm a cow.
- "No. One more time.
"I'm saying you not wanting to be trapped in this garage
"is the same as me not wanting to be trapped
in the cow pound."
- Whew.
You're making a lot of sense, cow.
- Moo betcha.
- [laughs]
Moo betcha? That's funny.
You're a comedy cow, huh?
- Okay. Lex says it's safe
to open the garage but don't blow her cover.
- Okay. Let's have Ty go first just in case.
- Good idea. - Why does everyone assume
I'm the weak one? You know, I work out twice a--
- No time.
- And that's why you should never feed
a Gremlin after midnight.
- What's happening? - Life.
Turns out this cow really gets me, and I get her.
- Wait. So does this mean
that you're not gonna tell Buckles Cash is here?
- About that. I got good moos and bad moos.
That's a little joke Cash taught me.
- What's the good moos?
- I'm friends with this cow now.
So I'd never turn her in.
both: Yes.
Wait. What's the bad moos?
- I already turned her in.
[together] What?
- Yeah, before you locked me in the garage, I texted Buckles
and let her know that Cash was here.
She'll be here any minute.
- Wait. So Buckles is on her way here?
Run for your lives!
both: Weak one.
[upbeat ukulele music] - ♪ There are so many letters ♪
♪ In Jaget ♪
♪ J is for jumping ♪
♪ Which I'm very good at ♪
♪ A is for Apple which ♪
- Stop playing the stupid baby guitar.
- Oh, hey, Buckles.
- Where's the cow?
- In the garage.
- Well, thanks for finding it, Jaget.
You know, once we ship that thing off,
I'm gonna let you buy me dinner.
- Okay, I'm ready to find that cow
and take her to the cow pound, and--
oh, my goodness, is that Jaget?
- Sholly, what are you doing here?
- I'm looking at you; that's what I'm doing here.
But what I'm really doing here is looking for a stolen cow.
- Wait. You two know each other?
- Of course. We're both heroes that work for the city.
I control the crosswalks.
He controls the animals.
Together we're unstoppable.
- We're also tetherball teammates.
- Our team name is the Tether Bros.
Let's show her our thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
both: ♪ Everyone knows we're the Tether Bros ♪
♪ When there's a ball on a string that's where we goes ♪
♪ Tether Bros, ha, Tether Bros, ha ♪
- Knock it off!
We have a cow to capture and a Mooery
to run out of business.
Open it up.
[imitates lightsaber whooshing]
- I'm ready.
- Ha-ha, thought you could hide from me?
Think again. We're taking you away.
I can't wait to see the look...
Boxes.
What is this?
- As a professional animal control officer,
I am almost positive that is not a cow.
- You said the cow was in the garage.
- [gasps] I'm as surprised as you are.
I guess we've tried all we can.
I think you said something about me buying you dinner?
- Where is the cow?
- Uh...
- [grunting]
Come on, guys, we gotta work
together to get Cash into the basement.
- How did I get stuck on this side of the cow?
- We had another vote.
- What?
- Guys, you better get that cow moving.
The boxes we set up didn't fool Buckles.
- Well, grab some cow and push!
- Three, two, one. [grunts]
- We're all set.
When this laser hits this prism,
we're gonna crate a new color.
I just need my science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Bennigan, science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Arbie, science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Jack, science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Colonel, science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Ronald, science goggles.
- Right away, sir. Fisher, science goggles.
- What is happening? This is out of control.
[together] I agree, sir.
- I just wanted to do my experiment,
and now my room is filled with assistants.
Let's just go back to the way things were.
Just the two of us.
- Could I spend more time with you
and less time retrieving your tools?
- Yes, I promise.
- Very good, sir. Bennigan, you're fired.
- Arbie, you're fired. - Jack, you're fired.
- Colonel, you're fired.
- Ronald, you're fired.
- Fisher, you're fired.
- Everybody, out.
- You heard the man. Come on.
♪ Go, go, go out ♪
♪ One more assistant and we're done ♪
- Tell me where it is. - I don't know.
- Why are you laughing? You think this is funny?
- I can't help it. You're poking my tickle spot.
[cow mooing]
- What was that?
- That sounded like it could have been a--
I wanna say goose?
- It was a cow. Follow me.
This town's full of idiots.
I smell cow.
- No. I've lived next to these people for a long time.
They're just a smelly bunch.
- Do they have hooves? Because I see hoof prints.
- It's fresh.
- Well, we follow these prints, and we'll find the cow.
Come on. - Pardon us.
- Excuse us, ma'am. - Coming through.
- You have a lovely home.
- You know what I hate more than cows?
Kids in lab coats. Come on.
- Oh, hi, Buckles. Want us to deal you in?
- Gimme the cow. - Cow?
I don't know anything about a cow.
[cow mooing]
- Then what was that? - Uh, me.
I was down to one card, so I said moo-no.
- This better not be a bunch of boxes.
- See? Just another blanket.
- Thanks for coming by.
- Someone must have put a cow under our blankets.
- Arrest this cow. - On it.
- Sholly, we've been friends and Tether Bros
for a long time. Please don't arrest that cow.
- The city is pretty strict on animal control issues
but pretty loose on doing favors for friends.
I'll do whatever you want.
- What is going on?
- This cow and I have bonded.
- Jaget, tell your strange friend to arrest this cow
and I'll get back together with you.
- Really? - No, Jaget.
Don't you remember?
This cow is your friend. Look into her eyes.
[gentle piano music]
♪ ♪
- You're right. She is my friend.
- No. Look into my eyes.
The eyes of your on-again-off-again girlfriend.
♪ ♪
- Your eyes are nice too.
- No, remember the connection you had
with Cash in the garage?
You said you wanted to drive cross-country together
all the way to Hawaii.
- How'd you know that?
- Just guessing.
- You have to choose. It's either the cow or me.
♪ ♪
- You know it's right. - Come on, Jaget.
- You don't even like this girl, and...
- Please do the right thing. - It's a talking cow.
[indistinct chatter]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Knock it off!
Your shouting isn't gonna make me choose a cow over Buckles.
- Thank you.
- 'Cause I came to that conclusion on my own.
- Yes! - Sholly, drop the case.
- And get me a permit so Cash can be at the Mooery legally.
- No problem.
I actually have a bunch of permits in my pocket.
See you this weekend on the tetherball court.
♪ Everyone knows we're the Tether Bros ♪
♪ When there's a ball on a string that's where we goes ♪
♪ Tether Bros, ha, Tether Bros, ha ♪
- I'm sorry, Buckles.
But me and this cow have a connection,
and I couldn't let her be taken away.
- I understand. - Really?
- I understand that you're an idiot.
I can't believe a guy chose a cow over me again.
- I'm proud of you, bro.
- We're all proud of you.
- You saved my cow. Free milkshakes for everyone.
all: Yes.
- Okay, bring it in.
[cow moos]
- That's right, Cash. You're part of this too.
[upbeat music]
I'm glad everything is back to normal.
- Not everything.
- So I never order sour cream,
but when it comes with my food I always eat it.
Does that answer your question?
Cash, why aren't you talking?
- Lex, it's time to go to work.
- "Tell me more."
- There you are.
So let me tell you about the time I tried to eat honey
from a beehive like a bear.