- Okay, so first,
thank you for testing out my new exercise program
of dog petting,
which I like to call pet-lates.
Okay, Presley, your 30 seconds
of cardio petting starts
now.
- ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
- Hey, Munchy, what are you doing?
- Oh, sorry, I'm making mouth noise.
I don't even know I'm doing it.
- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
- Presley, you're doing it now, too.
- Sorry. It's Munchy's fault.
- Yup. When a munch man melody digs into your brain,
it digs in deep.
- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
- ♪ You need to focus and stop ♪
♪ Singing that melody ♪
♪ Oh no now I can't stop it ♪
♪ Help ♪
- We could fight it.
Or we could sing it.
all: ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la ♪
- ♪ This song is still in my head ♪
♪ Munchy, what did you do to me ♪
- ♪ You're not alone ♪
all: ♪ La la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
- Yeah! I know this song.
Let me take the lead.
♪ Dadada da dun, dadada da dun ♪
♪ Dadada da dadadum dadadum dadadum-- ♪
- Dad. That is not the same song.
- Yeah, we're singing a song I came up with.
I couldn't keep it in my head for too long.
If you do, the pressure builds up,
and boom!
Your head explodes.
- So what song was I doing?
- No idea. - Something dumb.
- Come on, this is a famous song.
♪ Dadada da, dadada da ♪
Nobody knows?
This is gonna drive me crazy.
[knocking on door]
- Sorry, Presley's dad,
we don't know any songs from before 2015.
- Thank goodness you're here. Listen.
♪ Dadada dum, dadada dum ♪
♪ Dadada dum--♪ - What's happening?
- You have to help me out.
I'm trying to figure out what song this is.
- I'm just here to get the kids' payment
for blowing up my boat.
- Here's the thing, Tedward,
the KidDINGS haven't been coming in lately.
We can't make money unless this phone dings.
[phone dings]
Well, that was weird.
Hey, look,
we got a job being security guards
at that music store, Ukulele Depot.
- We'll have your money soon, Tedward.
Let's go
to the depot.
- Oh, I got it.
- That was nice.
Word play!
- ♪ Dadadada da, Dadadada da ♪
Alan, that song you were singing
is in my head now.
- Yes! What song is it?
- I don't know.
Look up the lyrics.
- I'm trying.
I searched da da da da.
- Well, have you tried na na na na na?
- Yes, of course I tried that.
- We're gonna figure this out.
Put on a pot of coffee.
[upbeat music]
- I'm glad you're here.
We need the extra security because kids
have been coming in and using our instruments
for sword fights.
- [gasps] And you want us to defeat them?
- No, I just want you to stop it from happening.
- Aw.
- You'll be working with another security guard
we hired, but between you and me,
he hasn't been very effective.
- If it isn't my junior security team.
- I'll leave you to it.
- Well, I guess it's time for my introductory speech
to my new recruits.
I know what you're thinking.
He's a professional crossing guard
at the height of his career. - ♪ La la la la la ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la ♪ - What is he doing here?
Why are people la-la-la-ing?
- Hey, Lex. What are you doing here?
- We're working security.
- Well, good job, Lex, because you've secured my heart.
- What are you doing here?
- I got my keytar fixed.
Is it a guitar?
Is it a keyboard?
The only thing that's certain is it rocks.
[La la la melody on ukulele]
- Hey, that sounds like my mouth noise.
- Yeah, it's stuck in my head.
Maybe if I play it, it'll get out.
- Hey,
I like the sound of that.
- How about a little of this?
[bass notes]
- Tambourine time.
- Hey hey hey, what's going on here?
- Sorry, we couldn't help ourselves.
- Oh, you're going to help yourselves
to my tasty beats.
- Sounds great.
We just need one more thing.
♪ I don't know this song ♪
♪ but I keep keep sing-ing-ing-ing along ♪
♪ You could sing it too ♪
♪ 'Cause we could never get the words wrong ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la, yeah this melody is a home run ♪
♪ Come with me and join the fun ♪
♪ It's a song for everyone ♪
together: ♪ La, la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la ♪
[cheers and applause]
- We're like a real band.
I can't believe all this started
with Munchy's mouth noise.
- Mouth noise?
That's a pretty good band name.
- We are Mouth Noise!
[cheers and applause]
- Wow, you guys sounded great.
- Thanks.
- But also, you're fired.
- What, for rocking too hard?
- No, for not doing your job.
- It makes sense.
- Hey, I know I just fired you and all,
but does your band need a manager?
- Yeah, you're hired.
And now you're fired.
Just kidding. Just wanted to let you know how it felt.
You're hired back.
- And the last thing that
my nana ever said to me was--
- Shut up and listen.
- It's our song.
- Uh, yeah. It's a hit.
People kept asking for it, so we added it to our playlist.
- How did you even know about our song?
- Someone took a video of you guys
playing at the music store and posted it online.
It's blowing up.
Look, everyone, it's Mouth Noise.
[cheers and applause]
- We're famous.
This must be what Zendaya feels like.
- Play it again. So good.
- Coming up.
You guys gotta make this song longer.
It's only 25 seconds
and I can't keep hitting refresh on my phone.
- Hey, if it isn't my favorite
only band I manage.
Glad you're here.
I just talked to some kid with suspenders in the back
and set up a live music night here at the Mooery.
I want Mouth Noise to play. What do you think?
- We can make a full version of the song
and sing it here. - Let's do it.
- If you wanna rehearse, you can do it at my store.
Just come by after hours.
Security's a joke.
- Yes! Our first band practice.
- Here you go.
- We didn't order this.
- It's from me.
I'm your biggest fan.
Look, it says Mouth Noise.
- Um, it actually says mouth nose.
- Hm?
- Never correct your fans.
We love it.
- Well, enjoy your cheese.
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- Fisher, get down here with your keytar.
I don't want to be late for band practice.
- Don't worry. They can't start without me.
It would be a keytar-strophe.
- Dude, you know how I feel about puns.
- I do.
- Wait, Tedward,
I got it.
The name of the song we've been
trying to figure out is...
- What, what is it?
- I was hoping you were gonna fill in the blank.
- Hey, why don't you just download that app
that can recognize any song.
- That's a great idea.
Now, tell me more about these apps.
- Gimme.
- Come on, Fisher, we gotta go practice.
We're playing the full version of our song
at the Mooery.
- We don't have a full version of our song.
- That's why we gotta practice.
- Yes,
otherwise, it would be a keytar-strophe.
- You gotta stop.
- Dad, here. Gotta go.
- Let's try this.
♪ Da da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da da ♪
[phone dings]
It came up with a match.
It's a song by The Proclaimers.
It's called "I'm Gonna Be [500 Miles]."
- I knew it!
- You did not know it.
- But now I do.
- Okay, it is pretty exciting.
- Ever since I've become famous,
people keep giving me free stuff.
Mostly corn dogs for some reason.
I look like Wolverine
except delicious.
- Jaget, you're late.
- That's because I'm the band's bad boy
who plays by his own rules.
Spoiler alert:
I'm nailing it.
- Okay, now that we're all here,
we need to focus.
We gotta finish the song
so we can play it at the Mooery.
- Agreed. My first question is
how many ukulele solos should there be?
Three or more than three?
- Before we start, everyone needs to hear something.
I sampled some of Reggie's barks for this song.
[pitched dog barking]
♪ ♪
So, what does everyone think?
- Lex,
I have pledged my undying love to you
for all of eternity,
and even I hated that.
- Okay, how about we all just start playing
like before, and wait for the magic to happen.
- Three, two, one.
- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪
[off-key singing, music]
♪ ♪
- Stop stop stop!
This is not working.
- Well, yeah. Jaget's drums were way off.
- You can't tell right now because I'm wearing sunglasses,
but I'm shooting you a very mean look.
- If you took off the sunglasses,
maybe you could actually see the drums.
- Maybe if you decided if your instrument
was a piano or a guitar, you wouldn't look so foolish.
- [mouthing] Foolish?
- Okay, well what about Munchy? He--
- Thank you so much. We do it all for the fans.
- Okay, this is ridiculous.
We are never going to finish this song at this rate.
- I'm glad somebody said it.
Jaget out.
- You know what?
I can be the bad boy, too.
Fisher out.
- You don't get to say out.
Only Jaget gets to say out.
Jaget out, twice.
- Can you believe them?
I mean, you guys liked my dog thing, right?
- How do I put this...
- It stinks. - That's the word.
- I stink?
You guys stink!
- Wow. - Okay.
- I'm sorry,
but being part of a band means
being open to other people's ideas.
- If being a part of a band
means listening to people's bad ideas,
then I'm gonna go solo.
- Well, great. I hope you go so low,
I never hear you again.
And yes, I did say that because I know you hate puns.
- I don't need this.
I have a solo career to start.
- And I have several
corn dogs to finish.
- Okay, well, good. I don't need a band.
I've got my dogs.
[pitched dog barks]
♪ ♪
They're right. This done stink.
- Amp,
I need to talk to you about the band.
- Sure, but first, let me tell you
how excited I am for Mouth Noise to play.
- Well, that's actually what I was gonna--
- Honestly, things haven't been going
very well for me lately.
- Well, if you would just--
- But I've always dreamed of managing a band.
For the first time,
I feel like my life has a purpose.
- Amp...
Mouth Noise broke up. - What?
- I'm sorry, but we can't play tonight.
- This makes sense.
My mom always said dreams weren't for me.
But you're gonna have to tell that guy.
He's been saving his seat since this morning.
- I am so excited
for Mouth Noise to play.
Honestly,
things haven't been going very well for me lately.
- Mouth Noise broke up.
We're not playing tonight.
- I see.
I'll be fine.
[sobbing]
I just need a minute.
- ♪ Da da da da da ♪ - ♪ Da da da da da ♪
together: ♪ Da da da da dadadum dadadum dadadum da da ♪
- Wait, are you guys friends now?
- No one is more surprised than I am.
- It's really weird seeing them together, isn't it?
Oh, right, Presley's not here.
- I think it's weird.
No, I actually don't know who these guys are.
- Hey, you guys sounded pretty good.
- We know.
- Hey, you're right.
This is last minute, but we have a spot open tonight
now that Mouth Noise broke up.
Do you guys want to play?
- Tedward, it's happening.
Just like the old fortune teller said.
- I have no clue what you're talking about,
but let's do this thing.
- Alan, Tedward,
hang on to this feeling.
Great moments with best friends
go by so fast.
- ♪ I'm going solo ♪
♪ Nowhere I can't go ♪
♪ I'm gonna make it ♪
♪ Just Timberlake it ♪
♪ I'm going solo ♪
[end notes]
Thank you to all of my fans.
You've been rocking to
Jess Presley.
Wow. This audience is kinda dead.
You know who would've liked this song?
Lex.
- Yo.
- What's with the outfit?
- I'm all about EDM now.
That stands for Electronic Dance Munchy.
[EDM music]
- Munchy.
- I know, it's terrible.
I miss Mouth Noise.
Why did we even break up?
- I don't know. We had it all.
I miss our band.
both: Hey, Dad.
- Presley, are you giving a concert
to your stuffed animals and my dance crew?
- Yes.
- That's a little desperate.
But good news.
Since your band isn't playing tonight,
our band is.
- We're telling everyone we know,
and I looked up slang to get young people excited.
It's going to be...
fire.
- Later, skaters.
- Good one.
- Thanks again for helping me out of a jam.
Things haven't been going that well--
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I didn't know there'd be so many people.
- Alan, focus.
We gonna do this.
It's been a long road to get here.
How long was that road?
- 500 miles.
- Louder.
- 500 miles.
I'm gonna walk 500 miles!
- I don't know what's going on, but I'm gonna leave.
- Hey.
- It's been awhile.
- I know.
How's life?
- Just did my first solo concert.
It was sold out.
- Was it in your basement to your dad's dummies?
- Doesn't matter.
What about you?
- Well, there's a lot of interest in my dog song.
- Your dog's the only one that likes it, huh?
- Doesn't matter.
You could sit down if you wanted to.
- Yeah, okay.
Sure.
- I missed you so much. - Never leave me alone again.
- I feel terrible for walking out on rehearsal.
Please accent these corn dog bouquets
as my apology.
- Aw, Munchy.
- We just cried and hugged, but if you want,
we can do it again.
- I very much would.
- Jaget in.
- Fisher in.
- Stop copying me.
Jaget in twice.
- Hello Mooery!
[cheers and applause]
I know a lot of people are here for Mouth Noise.
- Yeah, Mouth Noise!
- Unfortunately,
they're not playing tonight.
- Boo!
- But we do have a new band,
so please put your hands together
for Dad Noise.
[cheers and applause]
- Hello, Altoonisburg!
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Follow your dreams!
- I, too, am excited.
["I'm Gonna Be [500 Miles]" playing]
- ♪ When I wake up ♪
♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you ♪
- ♪ When I go out ♪
♪ Yeah I know I'm gonna be ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you ♪
♪ When I come home ♪ - ♪ When I come home ♪
together: ♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you ♪
♪ And if I grow old ♪
♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you ♪
- I'm just gonna say it. Better than I expected.
- ♪ But I would walk five hundred miles ♪
♪ And I would walk five hundred more ♪
♪ Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles ♪
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Da-da da da ♪ - ♪ Da-da da da da ♪
together: ♪ Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da ♪
♪ But I would walk five hundred miles ♪
♪ And I would walk five hundred more ♪
♪ Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles ♪
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Look how happy they are.
- Reminds me of when we used to be in a band.
- I remember that.
Greatest two days of my life.
- Let's hear it again for Dad Noise.
[cheers and applause]
Unfortunately, that was their only song,
so I guess we're done.
Don't text and drive. Bye.
- Guys,
it should have been Mouth Noise up there tonight.
- Yeah, we lost sight of what's important...
- Fame. - Friendship.
- Right. Friendship.
- Hey, we don't have to stop rocking.
Mouth Noise is right there.
Let's chant their name and get them to play.
Mouth Noise!
all: Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!
Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!
- So, what do you say?
Should we do it one more time?
And by that I mean the second time.
- I did write some more lyrics.
- Me too,
and all of our instruments are up there already.
- And I hate seeing a keytar go to waste.
- I'm not going anywhere till you beg me.
- Okay, we'll do it without you.
- Apology accepted. I'm in.
[cheers and applause]
- We are Mouth Noise.
Welcome to our reunion concert.
[cheers and applause]
Let's do this.
♪ It's like a fever ♪
♪ I'm burning up 'cause a fire's lit in me ♪
- ♪ I like this feeling ooh ♪
♪ Like when the bass plays melody harmony ♪
♪ If we're together, we'll play it right ♪
♪ We don't have to fake it ♪
♪ Even if we don't know what it's about ♪
♪ And now that the lights are bright ♪
♪ Got all of you by my side ♪
- ♪ We'll work it out ♪
♪ I don't know this song but I keep ♪
♪ Keep singing-ing-ing along ♪
♪ You could sing it too ♪
♪ 'Cause we can never get the words wrong ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ Yeah this melody's a home run ♪
♪ Come with me and join the fun ♪
♪ It's a song for everyone ♪
♪ La la la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la, la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Mouth Noise forever!
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪