1 00:00:10,724 --> 00:00:12,103 - Comin' in hot with pretzels. 2 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:14,275 - [loudly] Hi, Lex! 3 00:00:14,344 --> 00:00:15,965 - Wait, you're not watching "Karaoke Kickoff" 4 00:00:16,034 --> 00:00:17,275 without me, are you? 5 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:19,344 - [loudly] I'm watching "Karaoke Kickoff." 6 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:21,275 - You were supposed to wait. 7 00:00:21,344 --> 00:00:24,103 - [loudly] Yeah, I love this show. 8 00:00:24,172 --> 00:00:26,137 - Presley! 9 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:28,413 Presley! 10 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:29,965 - [normal volume] Why are you shouting? 11 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:31,448 - [sighs] 12 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,068 We were supposed to watch "Karaoke Kickoff" together. 13 00:00:33,137 --> 00:00:34,482 - I couldn't help it. 14 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:36,344 "Karaoke Kickoff" is my favorite 15 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:39,310 local singing competition and my best shot at fame. 16 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:40,586 - Hey, don't say that. 17 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,103 You and I are gonna get famous 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,965 once we figure out how to breed a puppy with a kitten. 19 00:00:45,034 --> 00:00:47,275 - Look, puppens are never gonna happen. 20 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,551 We've tried everything. 21 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,172 But I'm sorry I started without you. 22 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:52,413 - Apology accepted. 23 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:54,172 But only if you press play right now. 24 00:00:57,931 --> 00:00:59,931 - Welcome back! 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,827 Please give a big, "Karaoke Kickoff" welcome 26 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,482 to our next contestant, Jamie Bullock! 27 00:01:04,551 --> 00:01:07,275 [cheers and applause] 28 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:10,103 - [off-key] ♪ I won't cry ♪ 29 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:11,724 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving today ♪ 30 00:01:11,793 --> 00:01:17,482 ♪ Love's gone away and I don't have to stay ♪ 31 00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:20,000 ♪ It's not me It's not-- ♪ 32 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,206 - She's gonna get the foot. 33 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:23,551 - Yeah, definitely gonna get the foot. 34 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:28,034 all: You get the foot! 35 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:29,034 - ♪ Fall down-- ♪ 36 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:31,482 [screams] 37 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:34,827 - I do love the foot, 38 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:36,896 but I feel bad for the singers who get kicked off the stage. 39 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,827 - It helps if you don't think of them as people. 40 00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:41,758 - Remember, you can buy the same 41 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:44,275 amazing karaoke machine we use. 42 00:01:44,344 --> 00:01:45,931 Now, you may have heard of 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,862 other brands of karaoke machines like that one. 44 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:52,517 [all booing] 45 00:01:52,586 --> 00:01:54,517 - You know what I say to them. 46 00:01:54,586 --> 00:01:56,931 all: You get the foot! 47 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,310 [buzzer blares] 48 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,137 [cheers and applause] 49 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,655 - Say bye-bye 50 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:06,172 and buy one of our official karaoke machines. 51 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:07,482 And who knows? 52 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:10,034 You might get to join me on this stage! 53 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:12,137 [cheers and applause] 54 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:14,931 - If we buy that karaoke machine with our KidDING money, 55 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,172 I could practice, get on the show, and then boom! 56 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:20,241 Local fame. 57 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:22,310 - Well, we did already pay Tedward back this week, 58 00:02:22,379 --> 00:02:24,413 but let's talk it over with Munchy when he gets here. 59 00:02:24,482 --> 00:02:28,310 - Good idea. - The karaoke machine is here! 60 00:02:28,379 --> 00:02:30,413 - You already bought it? 61 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:32,000 - I know, we should've talked to you. 62 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,206 - Yeah, you should've. 63 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:36,586 But since it's here, I go first. 64 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,000 - Munchy, what are you gonna sing? 65 00:02:38,068 --> 00:02:40,275 - I'm gonna start a Munchy original called 66 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,896 "Toasters are Boxes of Magic." 67 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:45,241 ♪ Toasters are boxes of magic ♪ 68 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:47,862 ♪ They're fun to use when stuck in traffic ♪ 69 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,758 ♪ Toast! ♪ 70 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:53,000 - Great song for a great appliance. 71 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:56,827 - [gasps] It looks just like the one on the show. 72 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:58,689 Let's try it out. 73 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,931 It's not working. 74 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,068 - It says it requires 75 AA batteries. 75 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:07,758 - Well, that's not fair. 76 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:09,413 Rowan didn't mention anything about needing batteries. 77 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,413 - I know what'll calm you down: 78 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:14,862 some sweet, sweet karaoke 79 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:18,965 that's just 75 batteries away. 80 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:22,275 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:24,413 - Marshmallow test number 47. 82 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:32,137 Come on, put the marshmallow in the hot chocolate. 83 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:36,827 No! 84 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,689 You have made a very powerful enemy. 85 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,931 - Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. 86 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,827 I'm so bored! 87 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,206 Come outside and play a game with me. 88 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:47,206 - I'm a little busy with this-- 89 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,862 - Okay, hide-and-seek it is. 90 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:51,103 I'll hide first. - Good idea. 91 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:54,103 - [giggling] 92 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:57,931 - one, two, three. 93 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,862 [door closes] 94 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,034 Marshmallow test number 48. 95 00:04:03,103 --> 00:04:05,241 ♪ ♪ 96 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:09,275 - 73, 74, 75. 97 00:04:09,344 --> 00:04:10,896 - This reminds me of feeding my old lizard, 98 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:14,172 except instead of batteries, it was crickets. 99 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:16,172 - All right, let's fire it up. 100 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:17,551 [resonant startup chime] 101 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,379 [oohs and ahhs] 102 00:04:19,448 --> 00:04:21,862 - Lex, crank the volume! 103 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:23,172 [plastic crunches] - What? 104 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:25,965 The knob broke off. This is unacceptable. 105 00:04:26,034 --> 00:04:28,137 First, the batteries and now, the knob. 106 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:31,241 - Allow me to make everything better. 107 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,517 [switch clicks] 108 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,206 [music playing] 109 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,034 - Is that "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"? 110 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:39,310 - Yeah, but all the lyrics are messed up. 111 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,827 - No, it's just in Norwegian. 112 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:43,586 You guys didn't know I was born in Oslo, Norway? 113 00:04:43,655 --> 00:04:47,655 #CitizenOfTheWorld. 114 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:49,655 - Come on. Play the song I want. 115 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,000 [electrical sizzling] 116 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:52,310 - Presley, back away from the machine. 117 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,448 - Why? 118 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,862 - Because in every action movie, 119 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:57,137 that's the sound a machine makes before it blows up! 120 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,344 [electrical sizzling] 121 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:01,793 - This thing is a piece of junk. 122 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:04,103 Rowan Van Doren scammed us. 123 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:06,758 This reminds me of when I saved up for a Lettuce Patch Doll. 124 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:08,965 - Oh, no. - Oh, here we go. 125 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:10,793 - I opened the package and the doll... 126 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:12,724 all: Had no head. 127 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,655 - I wrote to the company, but... 128 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,310 all: They didn't care. 129 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:18,758 - And that is why I refused to get scammed again. 130 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:20,827 - Okay, Lex, this is way different. 131 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:23,310 This is Rowan Van Doren we're talking about. 132 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:26,000 If he knew about this machine, he'd be as upset as you. 133 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,896 - Prove it. Let's go to the studio. 134 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:30,000 - The television studio? Yeah, let's go right now. 135 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,172 - No, I meant to fight back and get a refund. 136 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:34,655 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That, too. 137 00:05:34,724 --> 00:05:36,655 - Okay, let's go to "Karaoke Kickoff." 138 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:37,827 - [gasps] Great idea. 139 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:39,068 Rowan's a bigtime music producer. 140 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,724 I can sell him one of my songs, like... 141 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,413 ♪ My name is Munchy ♪ 142 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:44,172 ♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪ 143 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:47,068 ♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪ 144 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:49,620 - That's the perfect song to sing on the way to the studio. 145 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:51,482 Let's go. - Yeah. 146 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,931 all: ♪ My name is Munchy ♪ 147 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,827 ♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪ 148 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,724 ♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪ 149 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:59,206 - ♪ I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 150 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,655 ♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪ 151 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,344 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 152 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:06,172 ♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪ 153 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,965 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 154 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,586 ♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪ 155 00:06:10,655 --> 00:06:13,689 ♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 156 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:25,000 - Farewell, karaoke machine. You were junky, but beautiful. 157 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:28,206 - Put the lid back! all: [screaming] 158 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:30,034 - Dad, what are you doing? 159 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,344 - Shh, I'm playing hide-and-seek with Fisher. 160 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:35,689 I've been hiding here all day. I'm killing it. 161 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,551 Ooh, karaoke. 162 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:40,103 - It's broken, Presley's dad. 163 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:42,413 - We're on our way to the "Karaoke Kickoff" studio. 164 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:43,724 - Yeah. 165 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:44,793 We are not leaving until Rowan Van Doren 166 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,000 gives us our money back. 167 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:48,103 - But don't worry, I have a plan. 168 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,586 How could anyone say no to this face? 169 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:57,689 - Oh, hey, Fisher. Cool robot arm. 170 00:06:57,758 --> 00:07:00,620 Hey, robot arm. Beep, boop, bop. 171 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:01,931 - Don't talk to it. 172 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,137 It won't listen, so it's going in the trash. 173 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:06,896 - Let's go to "Karaoke Kickoff." 174 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:08,551 all: ♪ My name is Munchy ♪ 175 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,241 ♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪ 176 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:13,068 ♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪ 177 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,310 - Hey, Dad. 178 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:20,482 - Fisher, you found me! 179 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:24,241 Man, I love playing with my boy. 180 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:29,586 - Jeez, I've been too focused on my work lately, haven't I? 181 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:31,344 Hey, bud. 182 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,862 If you could do anything with me right now, what would it be? 183 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,275 - I'd sing karaoke on this machine, 184 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:39,482 but Munchy said it's broken. 185 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,482 - Well, let's bring it inside and I'll get my tools. 186 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:44,758 - Yes! 187 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,862 Right behind you! 188 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:58,689 ♪ ♪ 189 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:02,000 - Wow, can you believe this? 190 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,655 Don't let me lose my cool. 191 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:07,379 Ahh! There's the foot! 192 00:08:07,448 --> 00:08:09,655 - And there's the real karaoke machine they use on the show. 193 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:12,862 It looks just like ours except, you know, it isn't smoking. 194 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,344 - Just remember why we're here. 195 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:17,172 - To get on the show. - To sell Rowan a song. 196 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:18,827 - No and no. 197 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:20,206 To get a refund 198 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:21,793 and to make sure other kids don't get scammed. 199 00:08:21,862 --> 00:08:23,172 - Don't worry. 200 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,517 I'm sure we're not gonna have any problems. 201 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,379 Rowan's the best. 202 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:29,965 - Hey! Are you an idiot? 203 00:08:30,034 --> 00:08:33,344 I asked you to stir my oat milk latte 204 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,137 counter-clockwise. 205 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:39,758 This is clearly a clockwise-stirred drink! 206 00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:42,379 - Sorry, sir. - I don't need you to be sorry. 207 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:44,344 I need you to be better! 208 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:49,517 - Rowan, can we get a word with you, please? 209 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:53,551 - Perhaps several words strung together in song form? 210 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,655 - I don't have time for selfies. 211 00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:57,931 We have a live show to prepare for. 212 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,586 Okay, maybe one selfie, but no touching. 213 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:03,517 - We are not here for a selfie. 214 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,793 We bought one of your karaoke machines and it doesn't work, 215 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,758 so we want our money back or else. 216 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:10,896 - Oh, will you excuse us for a moment? 217 00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:12,586 You can't talk to Rowan Van Doren like that. 218 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,172 He's Rowan Van Doren. 219 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,379 - So what? He's just a guy. 220 00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:21,137 - No, he's a famous guy. His time is extremely valuable. 221 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:23,620 - So it's a song about toast. It's super-relatable. 222 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:24,758 Goes like this. 223 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:27,068 ♪ Toasters are boxes of magic ♪ 224 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,793 ♪ They're fun to use when stuck in traffic ♪ 225 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:30,896 ♪ Toast! ♪ 226 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,448 ♪ ♪ 227 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:36,275 - [singing in Norwegian] 228 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:38,034 - Uh, Dad, I fixed it. 229 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:39,000 You don't have to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle" 230 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,482 in Norwegian anymore. 231 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:43,068 - But I want to. That's my jam. 232 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,620 - Why is that your jam? 233 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:45,965 - Well, remember how I used to be a singer 234 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:48,482 on a Norwegian cruise ship? 235 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:51,931 - No, I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that. 236 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,517 - The year was 1994. 237 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,862 Each night on the cruise ship, my big closing number 238 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,827 was "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." 239 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:02,793 The Norse are a little behind us music-wise. 240 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:07,241 But, Fisher, I was good. 241 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,000 - What happened? 242 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,310 Did you meet Mom and give up the dream? 243 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:15,068 - No, I got fired for stealing crab cakes. 244 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,068 - Is it weird that I want to see your show? 245 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:21,137 - No, I've often described myself as weirdly intriguing. 246 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:24,103 - Hey, we can post it online so Mom can see it at work. 247 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:26,620 - Ooh, and my old shipmates could see it, too. 248 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:27,620 - Then I guess we're gonna do this. 249 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:28,758 - Are we gonna do this? 250 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:29,793 - Yeah, I just said-- 251 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,275 - Are we really gonna do this? 252 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:33,137 - Just take a yes. 253 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,896 - [laughing] Yes! 254 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,931 ♪ ♪ 255 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,862 - And this is the part where the harmony kicks in. 256 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,793 ♪ Toast, toast, toast ♪ 257 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:46,103 - Okay, let me handle this. 258 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:49,172 Mr. Van Doren, I am your biggest fan. 259 00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:50,655 Could you please give us our money back? 260 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:51,931 And we'll be on our way. 261 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Before you answer, let me add this. 262 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,655 - How could I say no to that face? 263 00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:04,103 Like this: no. 264 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:06,034 - Rowan, either give us our money back 265 00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,000 or we'll tell everyone that you're a fraud. 266 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,551 - Hmm, I have another idea. 267 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:13,586 How would you all like to audition to be on my show? 268 00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:16,793 - I would literally scream till I passed out. 269 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,103 Is this happening? 270 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,931 I need to know if I should start screaming. 271 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,275 - Please take your places center stage. 272 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,724 - [screams] I can't believe we're auditioning! 273 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,103 - So what should we sing? 274 00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:28,551 My toaster song? My tum-chy song? 275 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:32,172 A mashup? 276 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:35,379 - I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. 277 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,413 - I've been waiting for this moment since I met you. 278 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,448 You get the foot! 279 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:41,931 [buzzer blares] 280 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,206 [screaming] 281 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,896 Bye, bye, bye. 282 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,586 Oh. 283 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:50,965 This is awkward. 284 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:53,275 My giant foot seems to have missed you. 285 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,689 Would you mind throwing yourself off the stage? 286 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,655 - It would be my pleasure. 287 00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,724 [screams] 288 00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,896 [screaming] 289 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,586 - Are you okay? - Yes! 290 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,896 Where's Munchy? 291 00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:11,827 - Whee! 292 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,758 - Where are we? - I'll tell you. 293 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,620 [screaming] 294 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,413 [all screaming] 295 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:21,758 - ♪ Yeah ♪ 296 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,034 What? 297 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:26,241 This could still be a part of the audition. 298 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:32,655 - Someone get the lights. 299 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:35,379 all: Whoa. 300 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,724 - Sorry, we turned the lights off right before you got here 301 00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,655 to sing "Happy Birthday" to Hasty. 302 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,379 - Welcome to The Cellar. 303 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:42,793 - But Jamie Bullock? 304 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,758 We just saw you get kicked off the show. 305 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:49,034 - Yup, still got a bruise from the foot. 306 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:52,000 - Wait, you're all former contestants. 307 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:54,137 - Yeah, everyone down here got kicked off. 308 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,620 - What--hey, you're Sapphire. Season three, episode one. 309 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,620 - Oh, yeah. You sang "Old Town Road" 310 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:02,310 and didn't even make it to "road" before you got the foot. 311 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:05,379 - Best eight seconds of my life. 312 00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:06,758 - [gasps] 313 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,586 There's Hasty Delaney, season three episode six. 314 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,586 You got robbed. 315 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:11,827 - Thank you. 316 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:15,965 I always love hearing from my fans. 317 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,827 - But what are you doing down here? 318 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,551 - Building karaoke machines. See? 319 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,827 - [gasps] 320 00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:23,137 That monster Rowan trapped you down here 321 00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:25,551 and is forcing you to build karaoke machines? 322 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,862 - Trapped? No. 323 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,137 The exit's right over there. 324 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:31,689 It leads into the basement of a Sbarro's. 325 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:33,068 - Why do you keep coming back? 326 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,172 - Rowan says if we build enough machines, 327 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:37,172 we get another chance to sing on the show. 328 00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:38,689 - Well, how many do you have to make? 329 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,034 - Not sure. 330 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,620 He says he'll let us know when we get there. 331 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,000 - Until then, 332 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,275 we'll focus on what's really important in life: 333 00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:49,551 doing whatever we can to get back on television. 334 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,448 - But the machines you're making are pieces of junk. 335 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,827 - Oh, we know. 336 00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,379 Rowan doesn't care about the quality; 337 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,310 he only cares that we build a lot of them. 338 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:03,448 - This is outrageous. You are ripping people off. 339 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,827 People like us. 340 00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:08,172 - Rowan told us not to think of you as people. 341 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:11,655 - We gotta do something. Right, Presley? 342 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:12,862 - Is this station free? 343 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,793 Because I'm getting on that show. 344 00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:20,965 ♪ ♪ 345 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,068 - And cue music. 346 00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:27,000 [upbeat music playing] 347 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:29,827 - [singing in Norwegian] 348 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:30,862 Nice to see ya. 349 00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:33,379 [singing in Norwegian] 350 00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,482 Ha! 351 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:39,620 [singing in Norwegian] 352 00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:46,620 ♪ ♪ 353 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,000 [phone ringing] 354 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:56,379 Ugh, my stupid phone ruined the take! 355 00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:57,620 - It's okay. 356 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,413 The last one we posted was incredible. 357 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,413 [phone ringing] 358 00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,551 Hey, someone's calling you from Norway. 359 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,551 I can tell because all the zeroes have lines through them. 360 00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:12,413 - Hallo! 361 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,103 Uh-huh? 362 00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:17,103 Uh-huh, uh-huh? 363 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,620 It's the captain from my old cruise ship. 364 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,448 He saw the video online and wants me back. 365 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:23,758 - What are you gonna say? - Watch. 366 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:28,482 I'll only go if I can bring my music producer, Fisher. 367 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,931 Yes, I do insist. 368 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,413 Okay, sounds good. [chuckles] 369 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:37,896 - What did he say? - He refused. 370 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,172 But you know what? 371 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,310 I'd rather be here with my son 372 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:44,206 than on some cruise ship in Norway. 373 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:47,103 - Thanks, Dad. Wanna keep singing? 374 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,448 - [sighs] Cue the music, son. 375 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,241 [upbeat music playing] 376 00:15:57,310 --> 00:16:01,034 [singing in Norwegian] 377 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:03,517 ♪ ♪ 378 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,344 [upbeat music] 379 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,172 - I got a slice of Hasty's birthday cake. 380 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,724 This place is okay. 381 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,034 - This place is not okay. 382 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,517 Like, can you believe these people? 383 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:17,034 They're all mindless drones being taken advantage of. 384 00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,827 - I know. 385 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,517 Well, my break is over. 386 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:22,931 - Presley, wait. 387 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,827 You don't want to spend your whole life down here 388 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,068 making karaoke machines. 389 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,724 This place is the worst. 390 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,551 - [gags] Lex is right. 391 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,620 The cake here is awful. It has coconut. 392 00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:35,620 - Don't let Rowan take advantage of you 393 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:38,344 like he's taking advantage of everybody else here. 394 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:41,896 And if you stay, I would miss you way too much. 395 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,103 I didn't want to have to do this 396 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:47,206 because I know it's your thing, but... 397 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,965 - How could you say no to that face? 398 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:54,551 - I can't. - [chuckles] 399 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,379 Well, I'm glad I got through to you. 400 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,068 I don't think anyone else is gonna listen. 401 00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,275 - Oh, they're about to. 402 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,482 Munchy, get everyone's attention. 403 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:06,586 - Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! [electrical sizzling] 404 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,655 The floor is yours. 405 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,482 - Hey, my friend just taught me a valuable lesson 406 00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,482 that you all need to learn. 407 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:19,310 - Why should we listen to her? She's never been on TV. 408 00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,862 - I can't believe I'm saying this, 409 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:24,482 but there are things more important than being on TV. 410 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,758 [all gasp] 411 00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:27,965 - Presley is right. 412 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,172 No amount of fame is worth putting together 413 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,896 cheap karaoke machines that don't work. 414 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,034 It's not fair. 415 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,206 Let me tell you a story about a Lettuce Patch Doll-- 416 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:38,827 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 417 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,551 I got this. 418 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,379 You guys came on "Karaoke Kickoff" 419 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,241 because of your love of singing. 420 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,344 When was the last time you did that down here? 421 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,620 - I sang "Happy Birthday" to Hasty today 422 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,103 and it felt great. 423 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,689 But then I went back to work. 424 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,965 - Yeah, after you fed him some of that stupid coconut cake. 425 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:58,275 Be better, people. 426 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,551 - Your voices deserve to be heard. 427 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,482 There's a live episode of "Karaoke Kickoff" 428 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:05,482 happening right now, so let's go up there and sing. 429 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,206 - But Rowan says we have to keep building machines 430 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,655 to get back on TV. 431 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,034 - He says that, 432 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,586 but has anyone actually gotten back on the show? 433 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,241 - What about Parker? Parker got back on. 434 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:18,517 - No, I'm still here. 435 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,620 - I guess no one's gotten back on. 436 00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:21,827 - See? 437 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,206 Rowan's tricking you into thinking 438 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,517 you'll get back on the show, but you never will. 439 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:28,448 - Meanwhile, he's getting rich from selling these machines. 440 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,344 - It's time to stop listening to him 441 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,241 and start listening to your vocal cords. 442 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,793 [all chatter in agreement] 443 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:38,137 - Let's take over the show. [all cheering] 444 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:41,379 - Follow me to freedom! 445 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,482 - Should we tell him 446 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,206 we can get to the studio through this door or? 447 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:52,310 - There's no time. 448 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:57,551 ♪ ♪ 449 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,379 - Please welcome our next contestant, 450 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,827 Penelope Peterson! 451 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,620 What are you gonna sing for us, Penelope? 452 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,862 - I'll be singing "How to Hug A Rainbow." 453 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:10,275 - Okay, get up on that stage! This is your time to shine. 454 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,551 - No, it isn't! 455 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,206 - [yelps] 456 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:17,724 - What are you two doing here? 457 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:20,000 - We're about to set the record straight. 458 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:21,620 - First of all, we would like to apologize 459 00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:23,241 to that little girl we just pushed. 460 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:26,448 - But this is very important, so I'm sure she'll understand. 461 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:28,862 - The karaoke machines that Rowan Van Doren sells 462 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:29,931 are garbage. 463 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,275 - Whoa, hey, hey, hey! 464 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,172 - They're assembled by past contestants 465 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,517 because Rowan promised them a chance to get back on the show. 466 00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:36,931 - But they never do. 467 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,862 - These kids are obviously liars, like all kids. 468 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,517 Get me another contestant! 469 00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:44,413 - You want a contestant? We've got plenty. 470 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:48,103 - What? What? 471 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:50,862 [gasping] 472 00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:57,034 - We made it! Everyone follow me! 473 00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,896 Oh, you're all here. 474 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,310 - Hey, everyone off my stage! Get back to work! 475 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:03,724 - Get him! 476 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,517 - No, no touching! No, no! 477 00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:08,206 No, you-- no touching, no touching! 478 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,103 Okay, look! 479 00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:12,827 Is this about getting a refund for your karaoke machine? 480 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:16,620 'Cause I'm sure we can come to an agreement. 481 00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:20,000 - My friend and I have already come to an agreement on this. 482 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,379 both: You get the foot! 483 00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:24,206 [buzzer blares] 484 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,172 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 485 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,517 [cheers and applause] 486 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:30,517 - Have a piece of coconut cake on me! 487 00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:33,620 - Hey, well, the show is still live 488 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,827 and singing on that stage is your dream. 489 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,310 Go get famous. 490 00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,689 - It's not about fame anymore; it's about having fun. 491 00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:44,137 Unless I get famous. Then forget I said that. 492 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:46,448 Now come sing with me. 493 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,586 [cheers and applause] 494 00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,689 - I know the perfect song. 495 00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:56,655 ♪ ♪ 496 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,103 - ♪ If you're having a bad day ♪ 497 00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,172 ♪ Turn it upside down ♪ 498 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,448 ♪ Look at it from a new way ♪ 499 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:01,896 ♪ And it's not always easy ♪ 500 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,448 ♪ You gotta get your mind right ♪ 501 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,034 both: ♪ 'Cause you're one in a billion ♪ 502 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:08,344 ♪ There's just one you, that's a fact, not opinion ♪ 503 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:09,689 ♪ Go shine 'cause you're brilliant ♪ 504 00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:12,758 ♪ And I can see your future's bright ♪ 505 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:16,517 ♪ No one else is just like you ♪ 506 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:19,448 ♪ So be yourself ♪ 507 00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:23,931 ♪ Yeah, it's all about our individuality ♪ 508 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,827 ♪ That's the beauty of the differences in you and me ♪ 509 00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:31,137 ♪ Yeah, it's all about, it's all about our attitude ♪ 510 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:35,172 ♪ 'Cause only I can be me and only you can be you ♪ 511 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:37,103 ♪ ♪ 512 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,862 ♪ Yes, only you can be you ♪ 513 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,827 ♪ Yes, only you ♪ 514 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:42,379 ♪ Only, only me ♪ 515 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,310 ♪ You hoo ♪ 516 00:21:44,379 --> 00:21:48,103 ♪ Yes, only you can be you ♪ 517 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:52,241 ♪ Only, only me and you ♪ 518 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,344 [cheers and applause] 519 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,689 - This is ours now! 520 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:05,827 Yes! [upbeat music] 521 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:09,586 ♪ ♪