1 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,379 - Why did we agree to be paintball testers? 2 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,310 - I thought we'd be shooting the paintballs. 3 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:17,758 I didn't know we'd be the targets. 4 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:19,655 - That was the worst KidDING job ever. 5 00:00:19,724 --> 00:00:23,310 - That was the best KidDING job every. 6 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:25,137 - You liked that? - Look at us. 7 00:00:25,206 --> 00:00:28,517 We've been transformed into walking pieces of art. 8 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,310 I have the perfect name for this masterpiece: 9 00:00:30,379 --> 00:00:33,344 the "Mona-Munchy." 10 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:34,620 - Well, at least when that paintball knocked me 11 00:00:34,689 --> 00:00:37,448 into a pond, I got a selfie with a duck. 12 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:40,000 This is perfect for my animal selfie collection. 13 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:44,379 I already have me with a bobcat, a weasel, a tortoise, 14 00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:47,827 and a hare, a kangaroo, and a meercat. 15 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:49,344 I would've gotten one with that octopus, 16 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:52,482 but he had an attitude. 17 00:00:52,551 --> 00:00:54,655 [phone chimes] - Hey, the payment 18 00:00:54,724 --> 00:00:56,758 from the paintball job just went through. 19 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:58,103 all: Boop, boop, boop! 20 00:00:58,172 --> 00:01:01,137 Bew! Boom! 21 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,931 - We have enough to pay back Tedward, 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,413 plus a little extra. 23 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:05,896 What should we spend it on? 24 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,896 - Ooh, let's get paid to get hit by more paintballs. 25 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:09,827 - No, wait, I have a better idea. 26 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:11,448 Where can we go that has milkshakes, 27 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,793 32 types of cheese, and a live cow? 28 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:15,172 - I know what you're gonna say, 29 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,206 and I love it. 30 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,655 - Let's go to the MicroMooery. 31 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:19,103 - That's what I thought you were going to say, 32 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:20,413 and I love it. 33 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,172 - Oh, I love this place. 34 00:01:28,241 --> 00:01:30,310 And I love you, Cash the Cow. 35 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:32,379 - Cash the Cow is an animal. 36 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:34,379 You can get a selfie with her and add it to your collection. 37 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,000 - I can't. 38 00:01:36,068 --> 00:01:39,310 There's a sign that says "No Selfies With The Cow." 39 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:41,034 - So? 40 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:43,344 - Signs are basically laws that are taped to a wall. 41 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:46,448 - Welcome back to the MicroMooery. 42 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:47,862 all: Spenders! 43 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,965 - How's our favorite "moo-rista"? 44 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:52,482 - The milkshakes are cold, 45 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:56,241 the cheese is old, and my suspenders can do this. 46 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,137 - I only thought they held up your pants. 47 00:01:58,206 --> 00:02:00,896 So cool. - What can I get you? 48 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:03,275 We have every dairy product you can imagine. 49 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:06,000 Milkshakes, butter, yogurt-- 50 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:07,793 who am I kidding, you guys are gonna get milkshakes. 51 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:10,000 all: Yes please. - Good choice. 52 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,310 - Hey, Spenders, 53 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:13,413 what's up with your no-cow-selfie policy? 54 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,551 - Well, it turns out Cash is camera shy. 55 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,724 Every time she sees a camera, 56 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:18,068 we can't get milk out of her for days. 57 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,379 So we banned selfies. There are no exceptions. 58 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,827 all: Aww. - Except one exception. 59 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:24,310 all: Ahhh. 60 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:26,862 The annual Milkshake Suckdown competition is coming up, 61 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:29,413 and the winner gets a selfie with Cash the Cow. 62 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,137 [cow moos] 63 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:33,310 She said she's happy to pose with the champion. 64 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,896 [cow moos] Right, 65 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:38,034 but she says no posting on social media. 66 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:43,965 - It's a milkshake drinking contest? 67 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,724 I could win that. I have eight siblings. 68 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:48,689 If you don't eat fast at my house, you don't eat. 69 00:02:48,758 --> 00:02:50,517 - I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm not here, 70 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,206 I'm not here, I'm not here. 71 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:54,827 [electric guitar riff] 72 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:56,344 - That was weird. 73 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:57,827 - If I know Jaget, and I do 74 00:02:57,896 --> 00:03:00,689 because he's my brother, it's about to get even weirder. 75 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:05,448 - Say it, Spenders. - I don't want to. 76 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:08,000 - Do it, milkman. 77 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:12,620 - Ladies and gentlemen, 78 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:14,482 introducing your raining MicroMooery's Milkshake 79 00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,310 Suckdown champion -- 80 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,379 - Like you mean it. 81 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,344 - The Master of Milk, the King of Calcium, 82 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,793 the Big Bad Dairy Daddy, 83 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:29,310 put your hands together for Jaget! 84 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:32,241 [AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"] 85 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:39,413 ♪ ♪ 86 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:45,689 [music stops] 87 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:50,000 - Whoo-hoo! 88 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:54,275 What? The dude knows how to make an entrance. 89 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:55,965 - Set me up, Spenders. 90 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:59,137 As Suckdown champion, I get free milkshakes for a year. 91 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:07,965 Mmm, I can taste the free. 92 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,172 Speaking of free, you brats can feel free 93 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:12,310 to give me the payment for my daddy. 94 00:04:12,379 --> 00:04:13,689 - No problem. 95 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:17,793 We just finished a job, so here's your money. 96 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:21,000 - I'll take that, and that is for the late fee. 97 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:24,068 - We weren't late paying you. You were late collecting. 98 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:26,965 - I know, but somebody was still late. 99 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:30,172 - Now we don't have enough left to buy milkshakes. 100 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:34,379 - Hey, Spenders, what can I get for half a dollar? 101 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:37,517 And by that, I mean a dollar that's ripped in half. 102 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:40,103 - I suppose you could buy the muck shake. 103 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:46,724 [grunts] 104 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:50,931 - What's the muck shake? 105 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,448 - It's a bucket where we put all the leftovers. 106 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,482 You know, ice cream, yogurt, butter -- 107 00:04:55,551 --> 00:04:58,000 I guess you could call it pre-garbage. 108 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:01,000 - Why don't you just throw it away? 109 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:04,275 - We tried. It keeps coming back. 110 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:10,379 - I'm taking you down, Jaget. 111 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,551 - Oh, here we go. 112 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:15,931 Back for more, Chump? 113 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,172 - My name's not Chump, it's Stump. 114 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:21,310 And I'm ready to take that belt from you at the Suckdown. 115 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:23,310 - Are you? Go. 116 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:24,931 [both slurping] 117 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,379 [groans] 118 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,310 - No man can chug that fast. 119 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:32,793 - I'm no man. I'm Jaget. 120 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,068 - No fair! 121 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:38,241 This didn't count. I'll see you at the Suckdown. 122 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:43,965 - Where is the applause? Are you not entertained? 123 00:05:46,482 --> 00:05:47,586 - You know what? 124 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:48,931 It's time someone takes you down, 125 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,275 and that someone is three someones, which is us: 126 00:05:51,344 --> 00:05:53,034 me, Lex, and Munchy. 127 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,344 We're the someones who's going to do something about you. 128 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,724 Will somebody please stop me? 129 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:59,689 - I will. We're entering the contest. 130 00:05:59,758 --> 00:06:02,896 - Yeah! - Is that right, Munchy? 131 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:05,034 You think you can take down your big bro? 132 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,517 I like your misguided confidence. 133 00:06:07,586 --> 00:06:09,482 Here, you can have my milkshake. 134 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:11,034 - This is empty. 135 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:13,241 - Then I guess you won't mind if I do this. 136 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,310 - [gasps] 137 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:17,862 - Jaget out. 138 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:25,000 - Whoo! What? 139 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:26,758 Dude knows how to make an exit. 140 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:30,310 [upbeat music] 141 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:33,965 - Yes, Jaget, I know you're the best. 142 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:36,517 I'm sorry for almost standing up to you. 143 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:39,931 Okay. See you at dinner. 144 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,689 - You know you can beat him at this contest. 145 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:43,827 - No, I can't. You don't understand. 146 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:46,103 There's only one thing I can do: 147 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,827 hide behind a pillow where no one can find me. 148 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,172 - Hey, Lex. Hey, pillow-Munchy. 149 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:56,517 - Dang it. - Who wants nachos? 150 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:59,206 - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 151 00:06:59,275 --> 00:07:01,068 - We can't go up against my brother at this contest. 152 00:07:01,137 --> 00:07:03,000 He's the best milkshake drinker in the world. 153 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,620 Nobody sucks like him. 154 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,827 - Well, nobody eats like Lex. 155 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:09,310 Having to compete with four brothers 156 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:10,896 and four sisters for food 157 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:14,448 has made her an eating machine. I mean... 158 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,551 - What? 159 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,965 - You guys don't get it. 160 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:21,241 Jaget has a secret weapon that makes him unbeatable. 161 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,103 - A complete lack of self-awareness? 162 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,310 - No. He can't get brain freeze. 163 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,793 - [gasps] 164 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:30,275 - That's impossible. Even Zendaya gets brain freeze. 165 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:33,068 - I'm telling you, I've been trying to eat 166 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:34,724 frozen stuff faster than him my whole life. 167 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:36,448 I always lose. 168 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:39,620 From popsicles to ice cream to even a bag of frozen corn. 169 00:07:39,689 --> 00:07:42,068 He hates corn. 170 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:43,586 His complete lack of brain freeze makes him 171 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:44,965 impossible to beat. 172 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:47,758 I wish I could beat him, just once. 173 00:07:47,827 --> 00:07:49,620 - Well, get me a pair of puffy pants, 174 00:07:49,689 --> 00:07:51,068 call me a genie, 175 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:55,000 'cause I'm about to make your wish come true. 176 00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:56,793 - Presley, we don't have any puffy pants. 177 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:59,103 - I was being metaphorical, 178 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:02,827 which is a word I think I used correctly. 179 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:06,379 - You did! Anything is possible! 180 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:07,620 Munchy, let's do this. 181 00:08:07,689 --> 00:08:08,896 - Yeah! 182 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:12,379 all: Boop, boop, boop! Bew! Boom! 183 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:15,310 - ♪ I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 184 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:17,862 ♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪ 185 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,379 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 186 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:22,034 ♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪ 187 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,689 ♪ I like the sound of that ♪ 188 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:26,586 ♪ And when things go off friends are on it ♪ 189 00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:31,000 ♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪ 190 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,655 [crowd cheering] 191 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,793 - This is from last year's Suckdown. 192 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,724 - He just drank five gallons of milkshake 193 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,000 like it was nothing. 194 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,931 - I told you he can't get brain freeze. 195 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,448 This is why I've never been able to beat him 196 00:08:46,517 --> 00:08:48,965 at the very specific sport of eating cold things. 197 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:51,517 - So what do we do? 198 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,172 - The only thing we can do-- 199 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,586 lose and let him make us eat grass. 200 00:08:56,655 --> 00:08:57,724 - Jaget makes you eat grass? 201 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,620 - No. He threatens to sometimes, 202 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,793 but I just bend over and make chewing sounds. 203 00:09:01,862 --> 00:09:04,517 - We are going to stand up to him. 204 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,896 We're gonna take him down. 205 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:08,206 Lex, you are the fastest eater I know. 206 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,655 - Speaking of, do you have any more nachos? 207 00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:11,379 - No! 208 00:09:11,448 --> 00:09:13,517 Munchy, you're finally gonna beat your brother 209 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,862 and make him eat grass. 210 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,517 - Why does anybody need to eat grass? 211 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:18,103 - I'm trying to motivate 212 00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:19,827 the two of you it, and you keep interrupting. 213 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,655 - You know what? I'm on board. 214 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:23,931 Maybe I'll finally be able 215 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,965 to be my brother at eating cold things. 216 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,034 Then I can move on to warm things. 217 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:30,413 - That's the spirit, Munchy. - I have a plan. 218 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,137 I'm gonna be in charge of playing mind games on Jaget. 219 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,551 You two are going to be in charge of winning 220 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,758 the competition. 221 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:37,482 And I know the perfect person 222 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,275 to help me help you win this competition. 223 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,655 He's hiding behind the shelves, looking at Lex. 224 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:46,689 - 'Sup. Are you talking about me? 225 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,517 - I'm glad you're here, little bro. 226 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,758 We need your help. 227 00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:51,103 - To take Lex to Europe? 228 00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:53,310 No problem. I have passports for both of us. 229 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,241 - No. To fix brain freeze. 230 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:01,379 - Not as exciting as Europe, but sure, I can do that. 231 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:03,068 - Wait, how do you have a passport for me? 232 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:04,827 - I'll tell you on the flight over. 233 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,103 - So, how is Lex and I switching brains 234 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,034 gonna help us beat my brother? 235 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:12,586 - For the last time, you're not switching brains. 236 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,724 This machine simulates brain freeze 237 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:15,931 so you can build up a tolerance, 238 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,931 and drink milkshakes pain-free. 239 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,931 That way, you can win the competition. 240 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,172 - Is that really gonna work? 241 00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:24,724 - Allow me to demonstrate on Munchy. 242 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,275 - Ooh, I like the sound of that. 243 00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:27,620 [electronic warbling] 244 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:30,103 - Munchy is experiencing level one brain freeze. 245 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,068 It's like eating four ice cubes. 246 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:36,068 - Whoa, get that ice out of my mouth. 247 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,379 - Level two is like putting your underwear 248 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,724 on your head after it's been in the freezer. 249 00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:41,827 - When did I put frozen underwear on my head? 250 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,896 - And level three is like someone shoved 251 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:47,000 Alaska in your nose. 252 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,689 - I smell moose! - Whoa, that's impressive. 253 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:51,689 - You think so? It's based on -- 254 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:52,862 - No, turn it off! 255 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:55,344 The mooses, they're eating my brain! 256 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,586 [yelps] 257 00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,620 - ♪ Milkshake, milkshake ♪ 258 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:01,482 ♪ You're so good ♪ 259 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:04,172 ♪ Tastes fantastic, like I knew you would ♪ 260 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:06,068 - You writing a song about me? 261 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,724 Because you can rhyme Jaget with awesome; 262 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,275 it just takes a little bit of work. 263 00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:13,068 - No. I'm training for the Suckdown. 264 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,551 - You're not going to win. 265 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,103 - I know. I'm only entering 266 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:19,310 so I can drink a free milkshake during the competition. 267 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,620 But Lex and your brother are training, 268 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:24,000 and they're gonna take you down. 269 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:28,172 - [chortling] 270 00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:29,413 That's the dumbest thing I've heard 271 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,241 since I heard your dumb baby guitar. 272 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:35,689 - Ukulele. - You're the "kulele." 273 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,068 - You're gonna lose. 274 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:38,413 They're in the basement right now, 275 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:41,000 using science to end your reign of terror. 276 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,379 - What are you doing out here then? 277 00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,137 - We knew you might come here to mess with us, 278 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:47,000 so I volunteered to wait out here and get in your head. 279 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,655 - You can't get in my head. 280 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:49,965 - I'm already in your head. 281 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:52,827 - No, you're not; you're outside my head for sure. 282 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,172 - You want to know 283 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:57,068 what's going on down in the basement, don't you? 284 00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:01,517 - Not at all. In fact, I'm going back to my house. 285 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,000 I'm not here, I'm not here 286 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:04,758 I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm not here! 287 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,965 [both slurping] 288 00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:12,862 - Whoa, Munchy, you are a milkshake chugging machine. 289 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:15,068 - [gasps] Done. 290 00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,965 - 11 minutes and 50 seconds. 291 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:20,172 You just broke Jaget's record! 292 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,896 - Munch Man, that was amazing. 293 00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:24,931 - What's amazing? Only I'm amazing. 294 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,689 - Munchy's milkshake time. 295 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:30,310 - No way. 11 minutes, 50 seconds? 296 00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:31,655 - That time can't be real. 297 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,793 - The times are real, and you're gonna find out 298 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,551 yourself tomorrow at the Suckdown. 299 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,206 - Is that right, Munchy? 300 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,517 You think you can finally beat the Big Bad Dairy Daddy? 301 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:43,758 - Heck yeah I do. I think. 302 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,068 Maybe? Unlikely. 303 00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:48,689 No, don't make me eat grass! 304 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:52,034 - This is my belt, and no one is taking my belt. 305 00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:54,275 Besides, it's holding up my pants. 306 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:55,965 - Then you should probably get some tighter pants 307 00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,896 because we're winning that belt. 308 00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,758 - Let me ask you a question. 309 00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:01,793 Since you are so confident you're gonna win this thing, 310 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,827 how about a side wager? 311 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:05,482 - Let me ask you a question. 312 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,103 What's a side wager? 313 00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,689 - It's like a bet. 314 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:14,379 Whoever loses the competition has to drink the muck shake. 315 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,793 - Wait, isn't the muck shake 316 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,206 that leftover slop in a bucket? 317 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,586 I don't want to drink that. 318 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:22,241 - Deal. You messed up. 319 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,448 Jaget out! 320 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,241 - All right, today is the bid day, 321 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,413 Suckdown Saturday. If we don't come back 322 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,793 with that belt, we don't come back at all. 323 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,758 both: Yeah! - But just to be clear, 324 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:40,172 we do have to come back because I have a dog to feed. 325 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,448 - Munch, how you feeling? - Feeling great. 326 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,000 I feel like today's finally the day I beat my big brother. 327 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,379 I did some extra training last night 328 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:50,310 and slept next to an open refrigerator. 329 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,310 - That's my Munchy. Everybody in. 330 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:56,275 all: Boop, boop, boop, bew! Milkshakes! 331 00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,448 [phone chimes] 332 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,275 - Huh, that's weird. 333 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:04,551 I'll see you guys at the Mooery. 334 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,896 - Don't you worry. The Bid Bad Dairy Daddy 335 00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:11,103 is not gonna let them take you away. 336 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:14,379 - Um, are you okay? - Mind your own business. 337 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:18,448 - You just texted, "Come outside and see me." 338 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,517 - Because I wanted to make you understand. 339 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,586 To you, this is just some random competition, 340 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,172 but to me this is all I got. 341 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,448 - Hey, that's not true. 342 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:28,275 What about your Cool Guys Who Do Magic club? 343 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,034 - There's no club. 344 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,551 It's just me shuffling cards, saying ta-da. 345 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,482 - But what about your pen pal, Hans? 346 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,103 - There's no Hans. I made him up. 347 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,310 - What? He writes you every week. 348 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,586 - I write those letters. You know how much work it is 349 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,827 writing a letter and mailing it to yourself? 350 00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:49,586 - No. - Well I do. 351 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,034 It's time-consuming. 352 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:57,827 I got nothing and nobody, except this belt. 353 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,172 If you'll excuse us, 354 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:03,344 I don't know how much time we have left together. 355 00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,586 [melancholy music] 356 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:15,586 ♪ ♪ 357 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:21,275 [upbeat music] 358 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,241 - All right. It's Suckdown time. 359 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,551 Lex, either you or Munchy are gonna win this thing. 360 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,103 - It's gonna be Lex. 361 00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:31,448 Look, I think you're number one. 362 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:36,896 - Whoever wins, the most important thing is Jaget loses. 363 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,793 - I am so winning this year. 364 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,206 - Aren't you the one 365 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,931 who whined "no fair" and then ran away? 366 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,517 - No. That was someone else. 367 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:47,379 A lot of people look like me, okay? 368 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:52,310 [cowbell clanking] 369 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:54,620 - Ladies and gentlemen, cows and calves, 370 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:58,655 welcome to the MicroMooery's annual Milkshake Suckdown. 371 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,275 [cheers and applause] 372 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:04,344 You all know the rules. - I don't. 373 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,758 - Well, since one of the rules 374 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,793 is that everyone must know the rules, here they are. 375 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:11,137 The first person to finish their milkshake wins. 376 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:13,379 But if you get off your stool for any reason, 377 00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,724 you're disqualified. Can we start now? 378 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,551 - Sorry, I got a text while you were talking. 379 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,000 Can you start over? 380 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,068 - Great question, and no. 381 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:28,310 Three, two, one, suck! 382 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:31,517 - You got this, Lex. We're all behind you. 383 00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:33,379 - Ow! Brain freeze! 384 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:37,206 - Lex, no! - You're out. 385 00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:39,103 - I don't understand, how can I have brain freeze 386 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,206 after your intense training? 387 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,620 - Confession time. 388 00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:43,965 I never made my machine give you brain freeze. 389 00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:46,689 I couldn't stand to see you in pain. 390 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,896 - But I drank all of those cold milkshakes. 391 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,275 - More confession time. 392 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,448 I actually gave you brain warm, which is like 393 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:55,724 I was giving your brain a hug, which I offer to you now. 394 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,620 - Fine, but just hug my head. 395 00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:04,379 [cheers and applause] 396 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,482 - How's it going, buddy? - I know what you're doing. 397 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:09,413 You're trying to act all casual to intimidate me. 398 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,206 Classic tortoise and hare. 399 00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:14,310 Well here's how this story ends--I eat 'em both! 400 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,517 [groans] 401 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:20,275 Ah! Brain freeze. 402 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:23,620 - You're out! - No fair. 403 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,965 - We are down to the last three competitors, 404 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:29,206 two of whom I'm rooting for, but I won't say which. 405 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,000 - I think Munchy is gonna win. 406 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:36,275 - Go Munch-- ow, my head still hurts. 407 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,413 - Munch, you're almost there. Now, finish him! 408 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,103 - [whimpering] 409 00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,620 - Jaget, are you crying? 410 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,758 - To you, this is some random competition, 411 00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:56,206 but to me, this is all I got. [melancholy music] 412 00:17:56,275 --> 00:18:00,275 I got nothing and nobody, except my belt. 413 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:03,275 There is no Hans. I made him up. 414 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:10,000 - I want you to win this, big bro. 415 00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,310 [crowd gasps] 416 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:16,068 - Munchy, no! Ow. 417 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,413 - What are you doing? 418 00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:19,034 You were finally about to beat your brother. 419 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,172 - You gave up just so I can win? 420 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,137 - Yeah. I love you, man. 421 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,862 - Munchy. 422 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,827 My brother, I want you to know that is so... 423 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,724 stupid! 424 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,586 - What? 425 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,275 - All I had to do was make up some poor sob story, 426 00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:39,724 and now you kids are gonna be sucking on a muck shake. 427 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,344 - You made it all up? 428 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,689 - Sure did, little brother. It was fun. 429 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:48,482 - Not cool, Jaget. Not cool at all. 430 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,931 - So, your pen pal Hans is real? 431 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,586 - Why don't you ask him yourself? 432 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,517 He came all the way from Norway. 433 00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:58,793 - You're super-duper, Jaget. 434 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:07,448 - Looks like Jaget's gonna win again. 435 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,344 - Presley wants us to distract Jaget 436 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,310 so she can win the competition. 437 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:14,413 - You got that from her doing this. 438 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:18,862 - We've been besties a long time. 439 00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,965 -L How is she not getting brain freeze? 440 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:24,413 - She's getting it. She's getting it bad. 441 00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,448 - She's fighting through for us. 442 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:30,379 - Classic tortoise and hare. Stump approves. 443 00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:33,448 - Now I'm gonna finish this and reclaim my belt. 444 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,758 Enjoy the muck shake, losers. 445 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,310 - On it. 446 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,344 - Man, it feels good to be a part of a team. 447 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:45,034 - Wait, Jaget, before you win the competition, 448 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:48,448 can you tell everyone here how you got so awesome? 449 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,827 - Well, I should probably win the competition first, 450 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:52,379 but since I can't lose, 451 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:55,482 I'm happy to educate everybody in the ways I'm awesome. 452 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,482 - Way number one: 453 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:04,000 I don't let birds push me around. 454 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,655 Way number two-- 455 00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,793 Way number 19: 456 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:11,896 I never let different foods touch when they're on my plate. 457 00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,689 Way number 20-- - [gasps] I'm done! 458 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,413 - We have a winner. - What?! 459 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,758 Thanks for taking so long to list 460 00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:20,448 all the ways you're awesome, Jaget. 461 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,862 - No! You tricked me! 462 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,862 I would never do that to anybody. 463 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,172 Jaget out! 464 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:30,034 - Not so fast. I'm gonna need that belt. 465 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,896 [laughter] 466 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,206 And the winner of this year's Suckdown is Presley! 467 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:41,793 [cheers and applause] 468 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,172 - You must have the worst case of brain freeze of all time. 469 00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,310 - No, it's not too-- 470 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,896 - Her brain just needs a little time to thaw. 471 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,068 - Well, Jaget, since you lost, 472 00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:59,172 you have to drink the muck shake. 473 00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,965 - No problem. 474 00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,068 [gags] 475 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,965 Why is it hot? 476 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,413 - Here, Munchy, I want you to have this. 477 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,551 - Thank you so much. 478 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,103 But I was really hoping to beat my big bro. 479 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,310 - For the record, today you didn't lose to him; 480 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:24,827 you lost to me. 481 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,000 And isn't that basically the same thing as winning? 482 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:31,482 - I'm not sure--but that does make me feel better. 483 00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,586 And so does that. 484 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:37,896 - [retching] - Jaget, are you okay? 485 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,448 - Don't look at me, Hans. 486 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:42,482 - But I came from Norway. - Go on, get! 487 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,655 - Lex, I'm gonna let you 488 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,413 take my selfie with Cash the Cow. 489 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,758 - For real? 490 00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,137 - Of course, you're my bestie. 491 00:21:53,206 --> 00:21:55,172 And no one else I know wants a picture with a cow. 492 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,137 - We'll see about that. 493 00:21:57,206 --> 00:22:00,000 [upbeat music] 494 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:07,000 ♪ ♪