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<i> [jeremy schwartz] this time</i>
<i>  on master distiller...</i>

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Here we go.

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Boy, she's clear.

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[jeremy]
<i>  hidden in the backwoods,</i>

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<i>  every great moonshiner</i>
<i>  has a trusted still hand.</i>

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They can be sittin'
in the woods right now
waiting on us.

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<i>  ...Who shares the risk,</i>
<i>  but seldom the glory.</i>

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[mark speaking]

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<i> [jeremy] now,</i>
<i>  three notorious still hands</i>

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<i>  emerge from the hills...</i>

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[howard] this ain't good.

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<i> -[jeremy] howard...</i>
<i> -Come on, baby,</i>

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birth me some alcohol.

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<i>  -Kelly...</i>
<i> -They're gonna be</i>
<i> twice as delicious,</i>

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just start sayin' it
in your mind.

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<i>  -...And huck...</i>
<i> -If you keep your mouth</i>
<i> shut and listen,</i>

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you get through life
a whole lot easier.

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<i>  ...To see if they have</i>
<i>  what it takes...</i>

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This is where
the party starts.

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<i>  ...To shine on their own.</i>

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If you win, he taught you
everything you know.

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If you lose, he says,

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I taught you everything
you know.

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-[laughing]
-I got your back, tim.

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Damn tickle's fault.

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<i> [jeremy] across the country,</i>
<i> a handful of expert distillers</i>

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<i>  are heirs to</i>
<i>  a centuries-old tradition.</i>

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<i>  Some operate on</i>
<i>  the legal side,</i>

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<i>  others practice their craft</i>
<i>  beyond the reach of the law.</i>

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<i>  Now they'll face off</i>
<i>  to earn their</i>

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<i>  place in america's</i>
<i>  liquor making legacy.</i>

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I got a little somethin',
boys,

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a little sunshine in a jar.

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<i> [jeremy] judged by a jury</i>
<i>  of their peers,</i>

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<i>  they'll go head-to-head</i>
<i>  in a series of challenges...</i>

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[tim] I knew I smelled
somethin' burning.

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[coughing]

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that's damn hard.

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<i>  ...To determine</i>
<i>  who has what it takes...</i>

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Looks like a cow
pissed on a flat rock.

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<i>  ...To earn backwoods</i>
<i>  bragging rights</i>

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<i> and a valuable roll of copper.</i>

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It'll go a long way in
making your own stills.

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[kelly] first ever.
The world's first-ever

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pineapple upside down cake
moonshine coming to you.

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[digger] tiny bit ambitious,
ain't it?

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[digger] all right, boys.
I wanna welcome y'all

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to the still hand challenge.

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Now, normally, y'all just
kinda pitched in

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helping everybody else.

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But, this time,
you're like the cream.
You're gonna rise to the top.

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[mark] in lot of worlds,

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people think of you as
the still hands,

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the second guy,
the number two guy.

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We don't feel
that way at all.

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I mean, huck,

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I mean, you're mark rogers'
right-hand man.

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Howard, you're tim's guy.

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And kelly's mine
and digger's saving grace.

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But in this competition,
out of this run,

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we will determine which
one of you guys is number one.

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You've got a couple
of big deals at stake.

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Number one is gonna be
bragging rights.

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Number two is gonna
be a sheet of copper,

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y'all can put to use.

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[mark] it's a $1,000
worth of copper.

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Holy smokes.

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It'll go a long way in
making your own still.

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Yes.

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As a still hand, you know
the key element here

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in being a great
successful backwoods champ?

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First, don't get caught.

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And the other one is

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make good high-proof
smooth corn liquor.

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<i> [huck] I'm not worried</i>
<i>  about the challenge.</i>

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<i>  I'm just running</i>
<i>  straight corn liquor,</i>

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and that's probably
one of my favorites.

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[tim] so, your mash
is ready to run,

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all of you got
the same stills.

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And what's gonna separate
you is how you run it.

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Now to make this fair,

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our tasting is gonna
be a blind tasting.

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We're not gonna know
whose jar is whose,

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and whoever wins this,

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they're gonna get first pick
out at the farm stand.

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Guys, you heard
everything we got to say,

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make us jar liquor,

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have it on this table

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before four hours expires.

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Your time starts now.

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Equipment malfunction,
I've been cheated.

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Huck, did you
steal my lighter?

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Hey, looky there.

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I mean, this a juggling
act over here.

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You're trying to balance
your condenser,

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watch the jar,
check your heat.

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You think about if
you was back home,

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somebody would be tryin'
to arrest you.

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Welcome to
the moonshine world.

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It's always a challenge.

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That's why I'm the still hand,

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I just do the heavy lifting.

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And the tasting.

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This is where
the party starts.

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<i>  My name is howard thompson.</i>
<i>  I'm from danville, virginia.</i>

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I've been a still hand,
off and on, for 10 years now.

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I've been running the woods
with tickle and tim,

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one way I'm learning
the craft here and there.

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This right up my ally
right here, tim.

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I feeling like
I'm in sixth grade again, man.

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I'm just trying
to hone my skills,

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so I can go full-time
with distilling.

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People take for granted
how critical it is
to be a still hand.

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<i>  Moonshiner, he's the brains</i>
<i>  of the operation,</i>

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but we're the muscle.

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I put a little flex on it.
That was all me.

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-That was all me.
-I see. That's you.

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<i>  We're the ones that</i>
<i>  hoof everything in.</i>

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<i>  We stay there before</i>
<i>  they get there,</i>

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<i>  we stay there till</i>
<i>  after they leave.</i>

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<i> I got a little low vibe to me.</i>

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I don't want people to
let off and know

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that I'm, you know, I'm really
competitive inside.

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<i>  But once I seen that</i>
<i>  daggone prize,</i>

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<i>  it would mean more than</i>

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anything in this world
for me to win this.

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<i>  Tim and tickle</i>
<i>  have took their time</i>

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<i>  to teach me over years</i>
<i>  their craft,</i>

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and to let them down,
it'd be heartbreaking.

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I want to prove to them
that I'm the man.

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I don't want to be
a still hand forever.

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I want to be a distiller.

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[kelly]
so, here's my question,

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how much can we cheat in this?

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Let your conscience
be your guide.

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So, what you're saying is
if we can live with it,

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we can live without it.

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I ain't saying that.

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If huck wasn't so big,

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I'd start cheating with him
because he's closest to me,
but. [laughs]

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[huck] well, just...

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Let your conscience
be your guide.

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-[kelly laughing]
-come on.

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Just bring us somethin'
that you would drink.

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Everything he drinks, he puts
a little umbrella in it.

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Umbrella and a little bit
of fruit.

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My name is kelly williamson.

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I'm from cosby, tennessee.

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<i>  And, allegedly,</i>

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<i>  I've been a still hand</i>
<i>  for mark and digger.</i>

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We've got liquor coming.

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[mark] what's it look like?

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[kelly] it looks like liquor.

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I hope the statute
of limitations

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runs out on before
I admit to anything.

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[kelly laughing]

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<i>  the flavors that I like to do</i>
<i>  is the things</i>

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<i>  that when people drink it,</i>
<i>  they're like,</i>

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it doesn't even taste like

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it's got liquor in it,
and it's dangerous.

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Try that
and see what you think.

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-Boys, she's clear now.
-[mark] she clears as a...

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Good, isn't it?

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[sniffing]

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<i> [kelly] as far as experience</i>
<i>  in making corn liquor,</i>

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<i>  I can bring something</i>

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that these guys
will be impressed with.

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<i>  And I don't care</i>
<i>  how many moonshine stills</i>

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<i>  you got or you've had,</i>

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a sheet of copper goes
a long way to build a new one.

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<i>  Somebody's got to lose,</i>

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<i>  and I want to not be</i>
<i>  that person more</i>

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to not let mark and digger
down than for myself.

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I'll be your hero.

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-You are already.
-Yes, you is.

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[mark] let's keep it down
to a low rumble, huck.

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Yeah, these boys ain't got
nothing to say because of you.

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If you keep your mouth shut
and listen,

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you get through life
a whole lot easier.

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[whistles]

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my name is terry stewart,
but my nickname's huck.

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I've had that nickname
since I was three days old.

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Mark rogers is my first cousin
and we grew up together.

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<i>  We've been through</i>
<i> some wild times making liquor.</i>

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-Boy, that's something,
ain't it?
-It is.

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That's high-proof liquor, too,
right there now.

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The difference between
being here

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<i>  and being in</i>
<i>  the mountains, uh,</i>

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you know,
if the law showed up,

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at least you have
somewhere to run.

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<i>  I'm usually pretty easygoing.</i>

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<i>  When certain things</i>
<i>  are going well,</i>

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you know, it's just best

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<i>  don't poke the bear.</i>

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Might be trouble
if you do that.

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<i>  It did cross my mind</i>

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<i>  that the judges could</i>
<i>  be biased,</i>

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you know, towards their guys,

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but I'm not gonna
lose no sleep over it.

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<i>  What I bring</i>
<i>  to the competition</i>

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<i>  would be experience.</i>

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You know, because I've done it
for over 30 years.

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-It's high-proof, ain't it?
-[rogers] mmm.

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That's around 170 proof,
probably.

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[huck]
<i>  it's always good if you win,</i>

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<i>  no matter what you're doing.</i>

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And I-- I can always
use copper.

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Folks, y'all got
three hours left.

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Good old sweet mash
right there.

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We've got a couple
of different strategies

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going on here.

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We've got kelly and huck,

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they're running dry thumpers.

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Howard, he's running some
mash over in his thumper.

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<i> [huck] with corn liquor,</i>
<i>  I like to use cornmeal</i>

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and sugar and corn malt

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<i>  and that just gives</i>
<i>  it a much better corn taste.</i>

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That's the way
I like to do it.

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[tickle] about to blow us up
over here.
This thing catching fire.

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Our mash is catching fire
in the bucket.

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Well, that's good alcohol
in that thing.

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Yeah, yeah,
must be some alcohol in there.

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[tim] oh, yeah,
she's on fire now.

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That's that old
filet mignon right there.

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-Whoo!
-[tim] see, that's the way
to burn the heads off.

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-And your eyebrows.
-[mark] yeah.

227
00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,107
You got alcohol coming
out of that--

228
00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,176
jesus, already, boys.

229
00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,644
Put the can down there.
Put the bottle under it.

230
00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,079
Put something under there.

231
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,051
Tell you what, huck's
got him a nice-looking stream

232
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,219
going on over here.

233
00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,988
So does kelly.

234
00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,257
Um, and this is fast

235
00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,793
to be having some liquor
come out.

236
00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,127
If I didn't know no better,

237
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,997
I think some fellers
that knew what they was doing

238
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,299
has been teaching these
fellers what's going on.

239
00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,667
[mark]
I'm gonna tell you,

240
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,103
howard's got a stream coming
out there as wide as
a hacksaw blade.

241
00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,539
Yeah, it looks like
a cow pissing on a flat rock.

242
00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,640
[tickle]
you know, what they say,

243
00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,475
-low and slow.
-Let it go, baby.

244
00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,779
Well, I didn't know what
we was getting into,

245
00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,982
-so I was like--
-I didn't either.

246
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,951
[kelly] I didn't expect they'd
start damn producing alcohol
that fast.

247
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,152
It's a lot different
than what we run

248
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,320
in the woods,
that's for certain.

249
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,022
I ain't never seen
one this size

250
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,423
or run like this, so.

251
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,958
Is this too big for you?

252
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,627
Yeah, this is way,
way too big

253
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,363
-for what I'm used to.
-[all laughing]

254
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,465
do you got the
easy bake oven still, too?

255
00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,900
[kelly laughing] yeah.

256
00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,268
Yeah, that jar number four,

257
00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,703
I thought that was gonna
be right around my heart
saying she's hot.

258
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,640
Guys, two hours left
in your run.

259
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:02,774
That might be the one.

260
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,244
That one, you can
taste the corn in it.

261
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,213
-[huck] you can taste
corn in it?
-Yeah.

262
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,382
[kelly]
my problem is I know what
mark and digger like

263
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,117
and they won't like it,
because it's got that corn

264
00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,652
and it's a little sweet.

265
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,387
That's bad when you know
your people so well,

266
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,022
you know what
their flavor profile is.

267
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,557
What a dilemma to have.

268
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,926
Go with what you think
is the best jar of liquor

269
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:21,993
or what you think

270
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,296
they're going to think
is the best jar of liquor.

271
00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,331
[howard] now,
if I can get y'all drunk
during the competition

272
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,366
and then y'all pass out,
y'all won't know
if y'all win or lose.

273
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,168
I'll just take this to
the promised land.

274
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,803
You mess with huck,
the promised land

275
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,572
might be coming up
sooner than you know.

276
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,140
[all laughing]

277
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,908
[howard]
might wind up with a jar
across the head.

278
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:37,909
[kelly laughs]

279
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,578
<i> [huck] they're making jokes</i>
<i>  back and forth</i>

280
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,112
<i>  and I'm right</i>
<i>  in the middle of them.</i>

281
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,614
It got a little aggravating,

282
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,717
<i>  but I'm more focused,</i>
<i>  you know, on what I'm doing,</i>

283
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,218
because I don't want
to mess up,

284
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,287
you know, if I can help it.

285
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,956
[howard] what are you
blending them over there?

286
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,824
[kelly] yeah, I'm going to
put my number five jar

287
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,260
and my number
six jar together.

288
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,661
That's my jar.

289
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,696
And he's done.

290
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,398
I'm killing it, guys.

291
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,467
Damn, one down, two to go.

292
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:06,137
[kelly] look like you're
right there at that
100 proof mark, ain't it?

293
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,906
I believe that's going
to be mine right there.

294
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,574
[howard] come on, baby.

295
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,109
Birth me some alcohol.

296
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,510
<i>  You know, it's like</i>
<i>  the domino effect.</i>

297
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,012
<i>  First, kelly is done</i>
<i>  with his jar.</i>

298
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,213
<i> Then huck's done with his run.</i>

299
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,381
<i>  And I'm over here looking</i>

300
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,250
at the little drip, drip,
drip, drip on number six.

301
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,318
I didn't want number six.

302
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,686
I really wanted to hit
number seven.

303
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,355
<i>  These guys are done,</i>
<i>  putting the stress on me.</i>

304
00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:24,656
<i>  They're killing their stills.</i>

305
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,124
<i>  I don't want to lose</i>
<i>  this competition,</i>

306
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,492
it means everything
in the world to me.

307
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:28,593
I need this.

308
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:34,299
That clock starts
winding down, man,

309
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,202
you're looking at you jar,
you don't feel comfortable.

310
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,870
But what you got, you want
to make one more jar,

311
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,071
then you gonna shut down
over there.

312
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,272
I'm over here freaking out.

313
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,476
All right, boys,
I've done my best effort.

314
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,613
Well, head on out
down to that shade tree.

315
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,714
Good luck! Fellas.

316
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,683
15 minutes left
in y'all's run.

317
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,486
Come on, baby.

318
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,892
Well, I just fixed it like
I normally would.

319
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,927
Around 100 or
a little bit above.

320
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,130
-[mark] proof's
in the pudding, howard.
-Proof-- that's right.

321
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,365
-Proof's in the pudding.
-I'm trying to shine up
this turd right here.

322
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,268
I'm gonna get the glass jar
looking just as pretty.

323
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,570
Maybe it'll make the taste
a little bit better.

324
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,372
Well, fellas, this is
the best I can do with

325
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,041
the time that was given to me.

326
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,076
I hope y'all like it because
I loved making it for y'all.

327
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,411
-All right.
-Good deal.

328
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,879
[digger] chase on
after them other boys.

329
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,180
I'm heading to
the promised land.

330
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,251
You know that them boys
right there was

331
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,319
taught by some of the best.

332
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,788
In... In my opinion,

333
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,257
I don't believe we're gonna
get a bad jar from

334
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,491
any one of these guys.

335
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,193
I think all of them's
gonna be good.

336
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,362
What about you catching
your bucket on fire there

337
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,496
right off the bat,
big guy?

338
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,031
That's the first time
in my life

339
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,099
that's ever happened,
old buddy.

340
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,068
But, I mean, I have
flames burning up my arm, man.

341
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,270
I mean, I got a good sun tan
in there, that's for certain.

342
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,173
And go straight
<i> from master distiller</i>

343
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,141
to ufc fighting

344
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,276
if they hold you down
a little bit,

345
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,610
because you already shaved up.

346
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,914
Oh, I'm-- I'm slicker than
a baby butt,
that's for certain.

347
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,950
To make sure this is
a true blind taste test.

348
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,953
We ain't got no clue
whose is whose now.

349
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,689
All right. Well, let's see.
We'll just get
the closest one.

350
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,657
Crystal clear.

351
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,525
[tim] nice and clear.

352
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,427
[mark] looks a little high.

353
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,262
[tim] well, I would say that's
pretty high proof.

354
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,464
As long as they don't talk
bad about us.

355
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,565
At least that they
like the liquor.

356
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,799
If they say,
"you know what,

357
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,167
all three of you turned in
a good shine."

358
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,103
I don't wanna hear
one's burnt, scorched,
something like that,

359
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,637
or just tastes
like tarnish.

360
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,339
It ain't real nosey,

361
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,074
it's not funky or nothing.

362
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,243
-[mark] it don't smell
real strong, does it, tickle?
-Mmm-mmm.

363
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,349
-It'll perk you up, won't it?
-Yes, sir, it will.

364
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,652
Oh, that flash across
your tongue like a wildfire.

365
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,955
Yeah, I would say it's
up about 115, anyway.

366
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,490
It's pretty high, yeah.

367
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:39,991
She's high proof,

368
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,659
but she's definitely smooth.

369
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,495
It's definitely smooth.

370
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,663
Almost like a brandy smell.

371
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,465
If he breaks this down to
about 100 proof,

372
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,300
that's gonna be good.

373
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,535
Jar number two.

374
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,139
Now, that's about as clear
as it comes.

375
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,008
That's pretty high, too,
ain't it?

376
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,677
-[tim] hmm.
-It looks like it's north
of 120 for sure.

377
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,813
-Yes, sir.
-She's definitely hot.

378
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,214
She's definitely hot.

379
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,150
It goes real quick.
That's real high proof.

380
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,586
I'm smelling a little bit
more corn in this one.

381
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,654
That little bit of follow,

382
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,257
stays on the back
of your tongue longer.

383
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,593
[tim] yeah, that high proof
makes it a short on the nose.

384
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,694
There's nothing wrong with it.

385
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,463
It's just too high proof

386
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,931
-to drink like this.
-Yeah.

387
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,066
-For me.
-If you're gonna try
and drink that straight,

388
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,434
it might sunder you up,

389
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,569
you best man up.

390
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,137
[mark] you're gonna be riled
somewhere.

391
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,972
-Yes, sir.
-[tim] all right.

392
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,542
Here's another clear jar.

393
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:31,776
[tickle]
they all look perfect.

394
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,579
-Yeah.
-[mark] that looks
a little more

395
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,014
tolerable, maybe.

396
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,383
Still high.

397
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,218
[mark] yeah, they're all high.

398
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,453
[tim] all of 'em,
way over 100.

399
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,123
[mark] I mean,
they was through runnin',
they still had time left.

400
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,091
-They could run--
-they had plenty of time.

401
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,961
[mark] it is light on the nose
than it looks.

402
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,296
And it's a little
more pleasant.

403
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,397
[tickle] yes, it is.

404
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,267
That's smooth, even though
it's high proof.

405
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,669
Yeah, it ain't as high proof

406
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,171
-as those other two--
-[digger]
no, it's not as high.

407
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,241
But, this don't hit the back
of my throat near as hard.

408
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,210
They've all got their
good qualities.

409
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,477
Overall taste,

410
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,980
for myself, I like number
three is the best.

411
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,316
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna
settle on that one

412
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,550
being the best one.

413
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,252
Well, you... You know
who made that?

414
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,820
I don't know who made that.

415
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,388
Our boy pulled it off,
didn't he?

416
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,590
You know what
I'm wondering?

417
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,058
-Yeah.
-I'm wondering.

418
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,593
I was wondering that,
when I took a sip,

419
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:22,927
but we won't--
we don't know.

420
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,262
But we taught him
everything he knows.

421
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,064
[tickle] yeah, we'll see.

422
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,332
-Yeah.
-Well, what would you think,

423
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,234
digger, you're settling
on jar three?

424
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,302
-I'm with y'all.
-All right.

425
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,670
All right. Here we go.

426
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,643
Oh, that's huck.

427
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,145
-Ah! It was huck.
-It's huck.

428
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,481
-Huck!
-You taught him
everything he knew.

429
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,817
Hey, well, at least
he learned something.

430
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:46,951
Number two jar.

431
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,220
It's gonna be howard.

432
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,323
Well, the second place
is just the first loser.

433
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,225
-That's howard.
-All right. All right.

434
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,927
Well, at least we got
second place.

435
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,228
I wonder whose this is?

436
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,263
[tickle]
that would be kelly.

437
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,364
It must be kelly.

438
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,999
That kind of
concerned me, he--

439
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,200
he was through way too soon.

440
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,468
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

441
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,036
[tim] you're getting your
money's worth
out of them jars,

442
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,137
they're all good.

443
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,139
Well, boys, if we're solid
on the decision,

444
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,441
-I'ma go and fetch them boys.
-[tickle] go get them, bud.

445
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,580
Feel like
the walk of shame here.

446
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,282
Except your underwear ain't
in your hip pocket.

447
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,449
Not yet.

448
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,717
[digger] welcome back, boys.

449
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,120
We've deliberated

450
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,988
that we've
come to the decision.

451
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,223
So, whoever's the winner,

452
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,893
they go first trip
to the fruit stand.

453
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,962
You're gonna flavor
your corn liquor

454
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,063
with what you catch.

455
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,998
So, you're not going home

456
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,301
but it's gonna give
you a little edge.

457
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,970
Tim, tell 'em whose throat
we're going to cut.

458
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,573
I believe if you
mix them all together,
they all taste the same.

459
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,208
They're all good
jars of liquor.

460
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,546
But, none of you took
your entire allotted time.

461
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,582
Maybe had you run
another jar or two,

462
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,185
had a little somethin'
to blend

463
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,553
a little better with,

464
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,356
you know, that'll be
to your benefit

465
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,125
-in the redistilling process.
-Huck.

466
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,462
You're the man.

467
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,397
-You had the best jar
on the table.
-Good job.

468
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,435
[mark] now, let's keep it down
to a low rumble, huck.

469
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,437
-Yeah.
-[howard]
don't get too excited.

470
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,905
Don't get too excited
there, huck.

471
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:15,907
I don't get excited much.

472
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,042
[mark] I know.

473
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,644
I guess the best man wins.

474
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,213
Howard, you're number two.

475
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,348
Cha-ching!

476
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,383
And, kelly, I guess
you came in third,

477
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,118
not last, but you
come in third.

478
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,088
We'll call it last.
Hell, that's-- [laughs]

479
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,957
boys, it's time for tickle
to take y'all
to the fruit stand.

480
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,293
Huck, you're first,
howard, you're second,

481
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,528
kelly, you're dead last.
Tickle,

482
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,063
take 'em to their destination.

483
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,904
I tell you what, fellas,
it was honestly

484
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,008
like trying to herd toddlers
and chickens at the same time.

485
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,210
-Really?
-Yeah, one of the

486
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,411
-roughest days of my life.
-Oh, yeah.

487
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:57,281
All right, fellas, brought you
all out here to the farm stand

488
00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:00,952
and y'all have got two goals
to accomplish out here.

489
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:04,522
You're going to find something
to put into your thumper

490
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,557
as you run this liquor again.

491
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,593
And the second thing
you need to do,

492
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,362
you also need to find
something to flavor

493
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,965
your drinks with afterwards.

494
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,534
Huck, you're up first, you got
three minutes,

495
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,404
starting now, boss.
Don't forget your basket.

496
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,173
There's taters right there.

497
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,976
You got sweet and unsweet
potatoes over yonder.

498
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:25,910
Uh-huh.

499
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,278
<i> [huck] if there's any apple</i>
<i>  left there,</i>

500
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,181
<i>  or either apple cider</i>
<i>  or anything to do with apple,</i>

501
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,050
that's probably
what I wanna get.

502
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,184
[tickle] what is that stuff?

503
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,619
-Cinnamon sticks.
-Cinnamon sticks.

504
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,220
Oh, okay,
well, I tell you what,

505
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,955
that would be something good.

506
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,792
All right.
You got two minutes now, huck.

507
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,293
All right,
do you have enough apples?

508
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,961
-I'm done.
-All right.

509
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,365
Howard,
three minutes, startin' now.

510
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,933
[howard]
<i>  I was just keep playing</i>
<i>  in my mind</i>

511
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,034
<i>  what can be</i>
<i>  at this fruit stand?</i>

512
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,270
I'm hoping some apples,
some oranges,

513
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,238
<i>  something I can infuse</i>
<i>  good flavor to this.</i>

514
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,640
Anything except
tomatoes and cheese,

515
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,442
you know,
I gotta get something
that's going to pop.

516
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,510
I got me a baguette for later
while it's cooking off.

517
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,312
[tickle] you got some apples,
all right.

518
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,347
Be careful,
our judges ain't gonna wanna

519
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,482
chew their drinks up.

520
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,983
[howard]
<i>  I'm a train wreck right now.</i>

521
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,385
<i>  This next round</i>
<i>  is very important to me</i>

522
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,519
and I could
overstep something,

523
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,655
miss something and then
I lose this whole run.

524
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,056
[tickle] what are doing?

525
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,791
Leave some for kelly.

526
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,626
I got everything
but the kitchen sink, boys.

527
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,462
All right, kelly,

528
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,063
I hope
they left you something.

529
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,199
Do you even know
what's in that bag?

530
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,900
-No, and I don't care.
-[tickle]
I ain't sure, either.

531
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,001
It is but that might work.

532
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,169
-Uh-oh.
-All right, look,

533
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,604
you're tearing
my fruit stand up.

534
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,805
All right, but now look,

535
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,207
kelly's got
a good approach here,

536
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,942
he just snatching
one of everything.

537
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,112
A whole pineapple,
what do you do with that?

538
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,581
<i> [kelly] everybody was</i>
<i>  doing apple pie,</i>
<i>  somehow or the other,</i>

539
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,182
<i>  so a lot of the</i>
<i>  ingredients were there,</i>

540
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,784
and I spotted pineapples,
and I've never really

541
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,419
tried to make
pineapple moonshine,

542
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,521
so I thought
why the heck not?
Let's give it a shot.

543
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,457
A pie? You just
done got hungry now.

544
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,960
I feel a little
underwhelmed here
with my basket.

545
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,696
-I'll share with you.
-You got plenty,
I gotta baguette.

546
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,165
He literally got
an apple pie.

547
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,067
[tickle] yes, sir, I told you.

548
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,568
Damn, that's good.

549
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,305
-Anybody want lick my fingers.
-Oh.

550
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,641
Y'all have all got
all y'all's ingredients.

551
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,210
And if you don't,
you can borrow
some from kelly.

552
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,146
Let's get this stuff
on inside

553
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,248
and see we can't do
about some drinks.

554
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,051
<i> [jeremy] coming up</i>
<i>  with still hands</i>
<i>  in the conductor's seat...</i>

555
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,587
...Pineapple upside down
cake moonshine.

556
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,590
<i> Some recipes go off the rails.</i>

557
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,792
[coughing] it's damn hard.

558
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,332
[digger] welcome back, boys.

559
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,937
Flavor run day.
Get to see them skills

560
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,173
that you may
or may not have acquired.

561
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,676
We're ready for it though,
don't whether y'all are
or not.

562
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,444
[tim] so a lot of
different things you can do,

563
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,614
but I would say be careful
some of these flavors,

564
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,317
depending on what you put in,
it can contradict at the end.

565
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,188
[digger]
you got four hours,

566
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,523
we want them
on the table ready to go.

567
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,759
Your four hours starts now.

568
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,129
I got way too much crap.

569
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:01,165
I got blueberries,
blackberries
and raspberries.

570
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,801
[tim] how do you like
that two-bucket
exchange there.

571
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,835
Well, you know.

572
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,506
It just kind of
gets the oxygen

573
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,541
going in the water
breaks it up.

574
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,776
So when you pour over
in here--

575
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,244
you're supposed to [bleep].

576
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,580
There goes that.
You got your answer again.

577
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:19,483
I bet you learned that I was a
highly-educated redneck.

578
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:23,521
He will answer any question
you ask him
in a timely manner.

579
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,890
Yeah, yeah, I've trained him
like that.

580
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,025
He's the one that the cop
hates to pull over.

581
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,461
Yeah, they think they've done
something wrong.

582
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,797
Yeah.
By the time they get done,

583
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,700
they'll be like,
"oh, god, I hope
I never pull him over again."

584
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,039
[tim] kelly, is that
an apple pie you got sitting
on the table there?

585
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,441
It is.

586
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,076
[tickle] you gonna throw that
in your thumper.

587
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,111
I may use it as a filter.

588
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,814
Well, that's a new twist
on apple pie moonshine,

589
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,515
I'll have to give that
to you.

590
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,184
But he ain't making
apple pie moonshine.

591
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,285
Well.

592
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,921
Pineapple upside down cake
moonshine.

593
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,689
Tiny bit ambitious,
ain't it?

594
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:02,093
First ever, world's first-ever
pineapple upside down cake

595
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,428
moonshine coming to you
shortly.

596
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,064
Well, now, I've learned
something from doing this.

597
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,667
Competition settings,
it's good to go
with what you know.

598
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,305
-[tim] what was that?
-[tickle] loaf of bread.

599
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,474
[laughs] way to pull it out
back there.

600
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,113
[mark] look at all of these
square apples
howard's made over here.

601
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,682
[tim] oh, he's, he's,
he's a shell.

602
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,317
<i> [howard] you know,</i>
<i>  I know when I was</i>
<i>  turning in the jar,</i>

603
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,119
<i>  there are four</i>
<i>  different palates</i>
<i>  and four different judges.</i>

604
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,987
<i>  I wanted to hit middle</i>
<i>  of the road with these guys.</i>

605
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,556
But I figured if I could get
a smooth 100 proof,

606
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,525
I could make everybody happy.

607
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,794
I'll put that over in here,
a little pizzazz.

608
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,597
Need a little more brown sugar
to tone it down a little bit.

609
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,399
I don't want it too sweet,
but I can add water.

610
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,967
<i>  You know, I went with the</i>
<i>  apple pie mix</i>

611
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,435
because those are really
hard to mess up.

612
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,038
You know,
a little brown sugar,
white sugar, cinnamon,

613
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,506
<i>  apple cider, apple juice.</i>

614
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,275
Unfortunately, on this run,
I didn't have apple cider.

615
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,511
I did have a cherry flavored
apple cider.

616
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,446
And I think that set the tone
a little bit different

617
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,615
<i>  than the direction</i>
<i>  I was trying to go.</i>

618
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,583
I don't want to overdo it,
but I need a little cider.

619
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,556
That poor pineapple.

620
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,958
<i> [kelly] you know,</i>
<i>  I've soaked pineapple</i>
<i>  chunks in moonshine plenty,</i>

621
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,894
<i>  and they really soak it up</i>
<i>  really good.</i>

622
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,563
So I thought,
why not give this a shot
while I had a opportunity?

623
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,499
[tim] kelly's putting
raspberries in this thumper.

624
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,702
-We'll have pineapple
raspberry.
-But I don't know about

625
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,670
no raspberry and pineapple.

626
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,405
They're going to be
twice as delicious.

627
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,040
Just start saying it
in your mind.

628
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,675
You say it in yours, uh,

629
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,043
long enough
and we'll believe you.

630
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,778
[kelly laughing]

631
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,548
[huck whistling]

632
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,550
you never know
what huck's thinking about.

633
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,251
No.

634
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,121
[tickle] so now, huck, you,
you appear to have
a whole different strategy

635
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,824
from what kelly
and howard's got going on.

636
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,592
Well, I'm just going
to cook these apples

637
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,694
down real good,
and I wanna put them
in my thumper.

638
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,629
[mark] you ain't going
for a whole lot of flavor,

639
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,565
just a little
subtle flavor.

640
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,301
Just a little bit,
I wanna put a little bit
of cinnamon in it.

641
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,536
<i>  I'll took me some apples</i>
<i>  and I cut them up,</i>

642
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,871
<i>  put them in a bucket,</i>

643
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:54,972
<i>  put a little water in there,</i>

644
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,807
<i>  and put a little bit</i>
<i>  of apple juice,</i>

645
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,342
<i>  put a little bit</i>
<i>  of cinnamon in there,</i>

646
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,277
<i>  some brown sugar,</i>
<i>  and I cook them down</i>

647
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,246
and poured 'em in my thumper.

648
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,216
-[mark] my man, howard.
-Yes, sir.

649
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,686
So, you're basically
makin' a little bit of

650
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:12,156
-real lightly flavored
apple pie?
-[howard] yep.

651
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,324
Can't go wrong with something

652
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,126
-that's tried and true.
-Exactly.

653
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,961
Then I kick back
and watch my competition.

654
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,262
[mark] well,

655
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,232
they may not need watchin',
they may need looked after.

656
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,034
Well, I think the one
on the end does.
Old ninja huck here.

657
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,937
He kind of slow and stealth,
he just does his own thing
on the quiet tip.

658
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,039
-[mark] ninja huck?
-[howard] yeah.

659
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,642
You don't hear him coming,
but you see him pass in
the best jar every time,

660
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,210
you know what I mean,
he's slick.

661
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,945
They wanna call me
a ninja, that's fine.

662
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,981
They're sneaky
and they get the job done.

663
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,517
I got a little something,
boys.
A little sunshine in a jar.

664
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,318
[mark]
hey, you're at the wrong
end of the spectrum.

665
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,187
We're looking for moonshine
in a jar.

666
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,622
[howard]
well, moonshine in a jar.

667
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,258
All right, boys, you burnt
one hour or so far.

668
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,426
Got three to go.

669
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,165
Battling with the thumper
again today, son.

670
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,402
I'ma figure this
son of a gun out by...

671
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,004
By the time
the competition is over.

672
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,577
[huck] you're running,
ain't you, kelly?

673
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,713
-Oh, you got your straw
and everything.
-[kelly laughing]

674
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,482
well, I will say one thing,
that's unique.

675
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,950
[kelly laughing]

676
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,118
[huck]
<i>  he got a pineapple.</i>

677
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,253
<i>  I've never seen</i>
<i>  anything like it anywhere.</i>

678
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,455
Much less the backwoods.

679
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,191
That's pretty damn clever.

680
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,794
[kelly coughing]

681
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:24,962
that's damn hard.

682
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,197
[all laughing]

683
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:29,867
I knew that I was behind
the eight ball
and mark and digger,

684
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,202
<i>  they were expecting</i>
<i>  a lot more</i>

685
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,103
<i>  out of me</i>
<i>  and I always do good for 'em</i>

686
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,572
<i>  and so I thought, man,</i>

687
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,675
a chance to butter up
the judges a little bit
might not hurt.

688
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,510
<i> [howard] he's bribing</i>
<i>  the damn judge.</i>

689
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,644
Well, thank you, chef.

690
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,213
We don't stand a chance,
somebody like this?

691
00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:44,114
Tickle's done pigged in.

692
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,050
I'm your boy, remember?

693
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:47,384
It's a good apple pie, though.

694
00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:49,653
Oh, that bribe pie.
Oh, kelly.

695
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,489
[kelly] so let's make this
real clear,

696
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,990
I'm not bribing a judge.

697
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,226
[all laughing]

698
00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:59,797
but what I'm wanting
to show you
is how good apple pie really

699
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,999
-could be.
-Oh!

700
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,300
I don't think the judges

701
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:04,602
can be bribed with pie,
either.

702
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,103
<i>  They liked it, but...</i>

703
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:09,807
So, it gave them an appetite
for my apple moonshine.

704
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,942
30 minutes, y'all.

705
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,014
Here comes old huck
to the table.

706
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,682
[tickle] oh, yeah.
First jar up.

707
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,785
Good luck, brother.

708
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,654
-Well, fellas.
-[mark] bringing it down,
howard?

709
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,090
I did the best what I could
with what I had.

710
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,092
I hope you enjoy.
I got my name on it.

711
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,793
-All right.
-All right, boys.

712
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:32,863
She ain't much.
She is much.

713
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,900
She is whatever she is,
but there she is.

714
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:38,969
-All right.
-Good luck to you
in here, brother.

715
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,071
-All right.
-I'll start with
the closest one, kelly.

716
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,775
[mark] all right.
Nice clean pretty jar.

717
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,610
[mark]
kind of proof's it carrying?

718
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,112
I would say
very high probably.

719
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,681
Well, the proof will be
in the pudding, won't it?

720
00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,516
Kelly was
a pineapple flavor.

721
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,920
Get a little
fruity floral in there.

722
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,390
Yeah, I can't distinguish any
pineapple per se.

723
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,958
Old bribe pie.

724
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,093
-Old bribe pie.
-Old bribe pie.

725
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,996
Yes, all I had done
was I got the pie
that was offered.

726
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:08,332
And brought some ice cream.

727
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:12,903
I wonder if he didn't put
his socks in there
to filter through.

728
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,373
[mark] it's just what I would
call just a little bit bland.

729
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:19,643
Let's see what mr. Huck,
and that's a mighty clear
jar there.

730
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:21,378
Mmm, that's appley.

731
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:24,348
I got a little cinnamon
on the nose.

732
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,051
You can't taste
that cinnamon in it, though.

733
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,586
Can't say it upsets me none.

734
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,254
That's nice right there.

735
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,823
If it is as high proof
as we thought it is,

736
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,558
it's a very smooth high proof.

737
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,927
You didn't have any
cloudy at all, did you, huck?

738
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,829
-Not in mine.
-His jar came out

739
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,397
clearer than daggone
pure dripping snow,

740
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,266
I mean, my mind.
It just blew my mind.

741
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,802
And I would have guessed
that it's 120.

742
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:48,439
You know, this is a good drink
of liquor, just like she sits.

743
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,374
You go to flavorin' this,

744
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:53,877
and if you're not careful,
you could ruin
this good liquor flavor.

745
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:56,213
Then again,
if you are careful,

746
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,615
you could make us
a mighty fine jar.

747
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,749
That's a good jar of liquor.

748
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,453
-Howard the duck.
-[tim] uh,
it's a little cloudy.

749
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,322
Now, howard,
he did an apple too.

750
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,658
And I think he put
some apple in it already.

751
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,260
[digger] I don't know,
I see something
in there floating around.

752
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,796
According to tickle,
you're judging of alcohol

753
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,998
is kind of like

754
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,366
you drank turpentine.

755
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,267
Well, have you tasted
tickle's liquor before?

756
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,036
Well, yeah.

757
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,273
Ooh, that's pretty hard.

758
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,808
-[digger] yeah.
-[tickle] yeah.

759
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,210
It's a tiny bit fierce.

760
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,612
I don't know, but it goes
right away and
you want some more of it.

761
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,880
I can't disagree
with that either.

762
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,383
I mean, I'm not taking
the taste away from howard,

763
00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:34,118
but if we're judging it all,

764
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,219
it ain't the clearest

765
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,520
and it's got
the floaties in it.

766
00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:38,689
That's gotta be
some points away.

767
00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:41,291
All right, fellas.
Well, it looks like we're

768
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,293
unanimous
in our decision here.

769
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,663
<i> [mark] you know,</i>
<i>  when you're at the top,</i>

770
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,198
<i>  the only place</i>
<i>  you got to go is down.</i>

771
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,734
Rag's on fire.
Burner's on fire.

772
00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:00,944
All right, fellas, um,
let me start off with saying,

773
00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:03,147
you all turned in

774
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,915
great jars of liquor.

775
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,918
But, um, we're here to judge.

776
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,355
So, let's start off
with what we got.

777
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,692
Kelly,
I like the proof
of your liquor.

778
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,261
There was a touch
of a note in there

779
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,997
that I'm not sure
exactly what it was.

780
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:23,667
But that may come through
in your finished product

781
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:26,470
and turn us in something
we will really like.

782
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,972
Kelly, I'm ashamed

783
00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:30,808
that I ain't taught you
no better than that.

784
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:36,447
Oh, lord, son. I don't know
what you did, but you made--

785
00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:39,316
I thought that you took
somebody to word
when they told you

786
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:40,751
to strain your liquor
through a sock.

787
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,556
Now, huck, your liquor,
that apple, boy,

788
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,958
it came right through.

789
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,161
And not only in smell,
but in taste.

790
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:54,098
But, your jar
was a touch hot for me,

791
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:58,368
but there again,
in this final flavored drink,

792
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:00,404
that may come into your favor.

793
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:05,242
Howard,
I liked the flavor of yours,

794
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,478
but there was a touch
of spice on the back.

795
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,113
I'm wondering
if it wasn't the vanilla

796
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,314
that you used

797
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,316
that had a touch
of an off-putting taste.

798
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,517
[digger] when it comes to
your straining,

799
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:17,321
and I'm gonna tell you
one important word, "fail".

800
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,189
Don't ever use cheesecloth.

801
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,258
You liquor loaded up
a little floaties in there

802
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,093
and that I think it came
from that cheesecloth.

803
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,361
Yeah.

804
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:27,397
So, what's going to happen?
To move to the next challenge,

805
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:30,634
you got 30 minutes
to take this jar

806
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,936
infuse it with what you want.

807
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,572
But the winner
can pick one person.

808
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,375
You can take 15 minutes
off of their time.

809
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,943
We, we're not gonna judge
you on proof,

810
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,912
we're not gonna judge
you on clarity.

811
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:44,114
The best tasting jar
on the table wins.

812
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,317
Huck, you are the winner.

813
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,553
So, right now, you got
30 minutes.

814
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,488
You do what you want
to do with the other 15.

815
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,091
If you want to knock
15 off one of these guys,

816
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:57,094
-that's, it's up to you.
-What if I don't want to?

817
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,228
That's up to you.

818
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,967
I'm gonna let
them have the 30 minutes.

819
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,203
-Damn right, huck!
Thank you, huck.
-God...

820
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,639
Dang, I need all the help...
Can you add 15 to mine?

821
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,474
No, no, no.

822
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,676
<i> [huck] wouldn't sit right</i>
<i>  with me to</i>
<i>  take time away from them.</i>

823
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,378
Kelly, he was having fun.

824
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,413
<i>  Old howard, you know,</i>
<i>  he was trying his best</i>

825
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,215
to make some
real good and to win it,

826
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,950
you know, so I just...
I didn't have a heart

827
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,652
to take it away from him.

828
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,387
All right, boys,
your final challenge.

829
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,055
You got 30 minutes.

830
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,291
Polish up your flavored
corn liquor,

831
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:28,826
make it into something

832
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:32,229
that any master moonshiner
would want to sell.

833
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:35,532
Thirty minutes,
your time starts now.

834
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:36,967
Good luck, boys.

835
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,602
[howard]
here you go, huck,
got you, old buddy.

836
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,804
Least I can do
for helping me out.

837
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,173
[mark] this is going
interesting, ain't it?

838
00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:46,243
[tim] what you think
they're going to do?

839
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,212
Well, honestly,

840
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:51,148
two of them ain't got
much to build on,

841
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:55,652
but you can mask a lot
of horrible liquor

842
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,955
with a lot of fruit.

843
00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,823
The other two
can't do nothing but go up.

844
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:03,026
But, unfortunately,
huck's up there at the top,
he could stumble.

845
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,597
[huck]
<i>  going into the final round,</i>

846
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:09,032
<i>  you know, my liquor</i>
<i>  to me was perfect.</i>

847
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:13,437
It was a little bit
high proof but I knew
I had the taste

848
00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:16,273
<i>  and I knew</i>
<i>  that all I was gonna do</i>

849
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,009
was just tweak it down,
just a little bit.

850
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:21,378
[mark] howard over there,
I don't know
what in the world he's doing.

851
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,646
He got a coffee filter.

852
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,383
He's getting them
sea monkeys out.

853
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,119
[tim]
so, he's gonna try to clear
it up instead of dirty it up.

854
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,621
[digger]
well, unfortunately,
it won't take

855
00:31:30,623 --> 00:31:33,156
-that little bit of tinge
out of it.
-It might.

856
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,425
[digger] it'll get them
floaties out of there.

857
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,327
Bye, bye, sea monkeys.

858
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,601
[tim]
rag's on fire.

859
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,704
-Burner's on fire.
-[digger] throw some of that
[bleep] liquor on it.

860
00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:49,806
Oh, yeah.

861
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,577
[tim] but I think kelly's
concentrating on pineapple,

862
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,811
'cause he's putting
more pineapple.

863
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,047
He's got cans
of pineapple over here.

864
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,949
[kelly]
<i>  I kind of see</i>
<i>  this as a challenge</i>

865
00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,118
<i>  to myself to see what I can</i>
<i>  do with pineapple.</i>

866
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,352
I don't know
if it's even something

867
00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,988
that can be distilled
into something good.

868
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,157
Well, maybe it'll drown
out them raspberries

869
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,359
-or whatever it was.
-Or the damn...

870
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:12,329
Scorched tennis shoe,
or whatever it was in that.

871
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,197
That's about enough
out of you, digger.

872
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,399
Well, kelly,
we can only come up

873
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,267
from here, old buddy,
like they said.

874
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,802
We're already down
below dirt.

875
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,203
Well, looky here.

876
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:22,606
Huck may not made
it but 15 minutes.

877
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,107
I like the taste of it,

878
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,909
so I just proofed
it down a little bit up.

879
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:27,444
[mark]
you just tempered
it down a little bit.

880
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,478
It's all done.

881
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:30,547
Let it ride.

882
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:34,418
Howard, me and tim's
done come to a conclusion,

883
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,087
at least tim says
he's come to a conclusion.

884
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,556
If you win, he taught
you everything you know.

885
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:42,993
If you lose, he says I taught
you everything you know.

886
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,395
-I'm gonna go
with that storyline.
-Don't you worry, old buddy.

887
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,130
I've got your back, tim.

888
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,498
Damn tickle's fault.

889
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,033
[digger]
I ain't never seen nobody

890
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,169
like
pineapple upside down cake

891
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,604
moonshine
with lemons and limes.

892
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,007
<i> [huck] really wanna taste</i>
<i>  the other guys' liquor.</i>

893
00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:59,242
Especially, kelly
after looking at his.

894
00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:01,578
<i>  I don't know if he put</i>
<i>  ice cream in it</i>
<i>  or what he did.</i>

895
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,147
It... Looked like butter.
I don't know what it was.

896
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,049
Ain't no telling on kelly.

897
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,618
You're like a little rabbit
on the dade, ain't ya there,
huck?

898
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,021
All right, boys,
you got 15 minutes left.

899
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:18,362
[tim] he's mixing up
the whole lot of jars
over there.

900
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,263
Well, maybe he's got
so much faith in it, tim,

901
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,065
he just wants
everybody to have one.

902
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:25,235
You ain't never made
a pineapple upside down cake

903
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,437
and just cut one piece
off of it, have you?

904
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,072
How many has he got over here?

905
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:30,974
Uh, he's got, uh,
19 and a half

906
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,642
jars over there,
it looks like.

907
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,012
You can take my jar
and give it to charity.

908
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:38,982
Hey, I'm, I'm, reserving
judgment till I taste.

909
00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,684
Down to seven minutes, guys.

910
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,023
[howard]
I'm not disappointed in this.

911
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,559
-Is it getting cold, howard?
-Yeah.

912
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:50,694
[mark]
thing about it is, howard,

913
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,896
even if you do have
a sea monkey anymore,

914
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,964
we can't see
'em anymore.

915
00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:56,199
No, I, I, put the shades up.

916
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,267
Threw the tint
on the windows.

917
00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:00,170
[digger]
that is a beautiful color.

918
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,506
Well, fellas, I've done about
as much damage as I can do.

919
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,541
I'ma turn this on in

920
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,276
and get out y'all's hair.

921
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,779
You got three minutes
to spare, brother.

922
00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:10,480
Well, with that three minutes,
you mind if I give

923
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,648
ice to kelly
to help him out

924
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,916
a little bit, get
him chilled jar.

925
00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,284
That's up to you, buddy.

926
00:34:15,788 --> 00:34:17,387
[tickle] he's got elaborate
cheesecloth system

927
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,056
all going on over here,
I'ma tell you what.

928
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,323
It's kinda like
a conveyor line.

929
00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:22,059
I always thought
it looked a little better.

930
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:24,394
I mean, at least he drank it.

931
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,431
One minute, you better
be figuring it out.

932
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,437
That's like--
that's like a champagne
bucket at this point.

933
00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:34,805
It was so hot,
it melted the ice.

934
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,442
[digger] just in the nick
of time.

935
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:39,543
Whoo-hoo.

936
00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,344
Damn, five seconds to spare.

937
00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:43,113
Chase on out after huck.

938
00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:44,614
[tim] I'm not even sure
what that is,

939
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,583
but there's three
different jars on the table.

940
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,052
I'm gonna
just to make it official,

941
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:51,354
who's gonna take
that big roll of copper home?

942
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,396
You know the difference
between a dab and a smidgen
and the pinch.

943
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,430
All about that much.

944
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,531
-Yeah.
-That's the difference.

945
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,633
A pinch is obvious,

946
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:06,503
a-- a skosh
is about that much.

947
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,637
Now, a right smart.

948
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,872
-Yeah, yeah.
-That'll get you

949
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,107
way down here.

950
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,576
-A dob?
-A dob is two dabs.

951
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,377
-[mark] yes, maybe.
-Yeah.

952
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,012
[digger]
how much is a god's plenty?

953
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,280
A god's plenty is a bunch.

954
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,548
That's a truckload, baby.

955
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,484
Now, a bunch is a whole
nother ball game.

956
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,618
Now you got a heapin'.

957
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,353
-You gotta heapin'.
-You gotta heapin' there.

958
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,554
Well, it ain't gonna let you.

959
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,623
I have learned that
an ass-load is
about six pints.

960
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,792
[all laughing]

961
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,728
[digger] timmy,
we ain't go gettin'
over-serious

962
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,263
if we don't get
some liquor in our bellies.

963
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,097
It's gotta be howard.

964
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,532
[tickle]
I see a little debris in here,

965
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,300
looks like
might be some apple.

966
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,335
That's okay.

967
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:42,539
-Almost like licorice.
-[mark] yeah.

968
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:46,109
I ain't mad at your flavor.

969
00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,477
He got some liquor in there.

970
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,945
That heat on it,

971
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,447
I think it's that vanilla.

972
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:53,550
Ain't it funny how vanilla if
you add it after the fact,

973
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,385
will smooth something,

974
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,120
but if you throw it
in that thumper,

975
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,488
she'll spice her right on up.

976
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:02,192
Better shake
that one up good, tim.

977
00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,327
That pineapple or whatever
it is on the top of it.

978
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:07,564
Well, if you go that way,
it goes to-- to that end,

979
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:09,332
if you go this way,
it goes to that end.

980
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,001
Well, that's 'cause it floats.

981
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,303
I think kelly was
trying so hard,

982
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,472
grasping its many straws,

983
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,607
it just, it just
went south on him.

984
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:21,478
And far as flavor,
I can taste some pineapple

985
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,146
but I don't taste
no darn liquor.

986
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:25,549
Now, as I get closer
to bottom of that jar,

987
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,083
like this little sipper,

988
00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:28,952
it's like the liquor
staying at the bottom,

989
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,220
it's not mixing quite right.

990
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,421
Well, it's hiding.

991
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,889
-Yeah.
-It don't wanna be...

992
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,491
It don't want to be in there.

993
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,526
It's almost like
an ice-cream topping.

994
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,794
-Yeah.
-You know, you get
a good sundae,

995
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,262
and you just
pour it on top.

996
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,597
It is an improvement.

997
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,566
[tickle] it is most definitely
an improvement.

998
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,102
[mark] we might need
that to rinse the taste

999
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:47,871
out of our mouth
of them other two.

1000
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,406
He just gave us
another clear jar.

1001
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,309
[mark] he tempered it down
with backends, with tails.

1002
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,678
-All right.
-So, that's even more flavor.

1003
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,146
[mark] thing about it is,

1004
00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:58,014
howard and kelly only had

1005
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,584
one way to go, up.
But when
you're already good,

1006
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:01,718
you can go down.

1007
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:07,157
Ooh! That just have
a nice nose on it.

1008
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:08,358
-Oh, that's nice.
-All right.

1009
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:14,130
I had high hopes
but huck,

1010
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:15,966
I think, might've
moved up a notch.

1011
00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:19,102
Before that bit of fire
that was in, it's gone.

1012
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,270
And that's good liquor.

1013
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:22,973
But you could build a nice
cocktail out of-- out of that.

1014
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:25,909
Just had a nice few.
That hit me right
in the three.

1015
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,310
Well, that one's good.

1016
00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:29,813
Well, boys, it looks to me
like we're in agreement.

1017
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:30,947
All right, go get 'em.

1018
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,323
All right, fellas, uh.

1019
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,158
Let me start off with saying,

1020
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,662
there was definitely
improvements made

1021
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:48,531
when y'all flavored
y'all's liquors up.

1022
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,400
Start out with you, kelly.

1023
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:53,103
Kelly, your jar
seems to be changing

1024
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,872
as time goes on.

1025
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,208
I'm not for sure
what you put in that jar,

1026
00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,278
but as long as it sits there,
the more it changes.

1027
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,379
It's still cooking.

1028
00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:04,714
You know, you did
improve somewhat

1029
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,484
on what you had.
You did change the profile.

1030
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,352
-And the color.
-Ah, and the color,

1031
00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,288
and, and, I don't know
where you was going,

1032
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,690
but you was going.
And it's still going.

1033
00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:18,261
The taste profile
is way better,

1034
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:20,263
but the appearance
of it sucks.

1035
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:23,300
What is this
slime in this jar?

1036
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:25,235
Well, let's see.
There was sugar

1037
00:38:25,237 --> 00:38:27,437
and, and may have been
a jar of mayonnaise

1038
00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,339
and some butter and...

1039
00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:32,342
That it? Okay.
Enough said. Huck.

1040
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:35,578
[tickle] you did the least
amount to yours

1041
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:39,883
but you took what we told you

1042
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,918
was a little bit wrong with it

1043
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,220
and, well, you
improved upon it.

1044
00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:46,323
You just brought it down
to the perfect temperature.

1045
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,725
You can pull it right out
of a cooler ice and drink it.

1046
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,061
That's all it needs,
or pour it over an ice cube.

1047
00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:52,395
Great job.

1048
00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:54,698
[tim] howard,
tremendous improvement.

1049
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,566
I mean, it's got
a few floaters

1050
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,702
but it's more like solids.

1051
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:00,870
Before, we had little fishes,

1052
00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,172
like moving around in there.

1053
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,406
I filtered them out
the best I could

1054
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:04,574
-[tim] yeah.
-With a coffee filter.

1055
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:05,775
I mean, you did a great job.

1056
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,444
It almost looks
like a-- a cocktail

1057
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,512
or punch.
And I think, put it on ice,

1058
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,514
you could just drink it
straight out of the jar.

1059
00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:12,615
Proud of you.

1060
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,451
Tickle said he taught you
everything you know.

1061
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:16,353
[tickle] oh, hell, I know
where this is going.

1062
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:22,225
You came from behind better
than anybody in this block.

1063
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:24,994
It's still a little bit fierce
in there in a place or two.

1064
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,496
Got a little bit
too much cinnamon

1065
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,531
and some other spice,
I don't know what that is.

1066
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,699
I think it's that vanilla.

1067
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,568
-I really think, I think
-[digger] maybe you're putting

1068
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:32,902
-a little too...
-Vanilla extract.

1069
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,938
If you think you're
not using enough,

1070
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,005
you're probably
using too much.

1071
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,040
-Exactly.
-That's the kind

1072
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,942
-of deal it is.
-Yeah.

1073
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:41,911
[digger] so, that being said,
you improved tremendously.

1074
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,046
Thank you for that.

1075
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,881
This is one
of the finest challenges

1076
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,784
that we've been part of.
Hell, kudos to you.

1077
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:48,918
Well, thanks for having us.

1078
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,453
All the three of y'all
are great guys.

1079
00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:52,589
All three of you
is great together.

1080
00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,692
I want this
to make it official.

1081
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:57,894
Who's going to take
that big roll of copper home?

1082
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,964
[intense music]

1083
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,434
huck, you're the man.

1084
00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:06,202
Congratulations, big guy.

1085
00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:08,772
We knew you had it
all the time.

1086
00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:11,074
I tried to help yous.

1087
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,944
I mowed these,
these boys down

1088
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,312
<i>  all three rounds, you know,</i>

1089
00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:17,447
<i>  I kicked their butt.</i>

1090
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:20,083
There's a new
master distiller in town.

1091
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,484
Here you go, huck.

1092
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,253
[tim] don't spend all
that copper in one place.

1093
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,121
That's right.
Bust it up into pennies.

1094
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,991
Yeah, now that's a hell
of a trophy, ain't it?

1095
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,526
Let me just touch it,
since I'll never own it.

1096
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,629
Lord almighty.

1097
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,831
-I'll tell you what.
-Uh-oh.

1098
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:38,001
I've got two rolls at home.

1099
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,136
You was wanting this. Here.

1100
00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:42,972
[bleep]! You ain't gotta
give that to me, old buddy!

1101
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,674
There you go.

1102
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,042
There you go, howard.

1103
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,678
Hot damn!

1104
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,779
<i> [huck] howard walked in there,</i>

1105
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,014
<i>  you know, he'd</i>
<i>  reach over and touch</i>

1106
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:53,216
that roll of copper, his heart
was set on winning that,

1107
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:54,484
you know, and it was mine.

1108
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,186
<i>  I could do what</i>
<i>  I wanted to do with it.</i>

1109
00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,487
<i>  So, I just give it to howard.</i>

1110
00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,088
He probably ain't got
no copper at home

1111
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,790
but he got a roll now.

1112
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,292
That don't mean you won.

1113
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,127
[howard] no, no, no, no.
I know, he won.

1114
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,295
But I met
a great friend in here,

1115
00:41:05,297 --> 00:41:06,830
this man will give you
the shirt off his back.

1116
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,465
-I'll tell you that.
-[digger]
that's what it's all about.

1117
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,632
Look at that.

1118
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,401
You know, this whole
experience has
been great for me.

1119
00:41:11,403 --> 00:41:13,670
Huck giving me that
copper meant the world to me.

1120
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,505
<i>  I would like to continue</i>
<i>  on being a still hand.</i>

1121
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,639
I don't know necessarily if

1122
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,308
tickle or tim is going
to have me at this point

1123
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,375
<i>  because I let them down.</i>

1124
00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:20,610
So, I've got to do a whole lot

1125
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,045
of butt kissing
at this point.

1126
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,080
Hey, being as tim said
that I taught you

1127
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,583
everything you know,
you can drop that at my house.

1128
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:29,586
[all laughing]