1
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Hey. I brought you
something to snack on.

2
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Oh, thank you, dear.

3
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Could I ask another favor?Mm-hmm.

4
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My sister will be here any
minute to have lunch with me.

5
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Oh, how nice.

6
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Yeah, definitely.

7
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When she gets here,
could you tell her I died?

8
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What?

9
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You don't want to see her?

10
00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:20,194
No. She's rude, foul-tempered

11
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and has a mouth on her
you wouldn't believe.

12
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So she's you?

13
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Without the charm.

14
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Norma, you have a guest.

15
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Ah, thank you, Gabby.

16
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Gabby?

17
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With a voice like that,
your name should be SpongeBob.

18
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I know, right?

19
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Hello, Irene.

20
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Hello, Norma.

21
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My big sister.

22
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Now my little sister,
due to osteoporosis.

23
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Yes, I have gotten
a little shorter,

24
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and you've gotten
a little wider.

25
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Family reunion. Yay.

26
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[chuckles]

27
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Hi, I'm Gina.

28
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Gina owns the place.

29
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You own a retirement home?

30
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What, you couldn't
buy a cemetery?

31
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I find it very rewarding
helping people.

32
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Oh, you're a do-gooder.

33
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What are you,
from California?

34
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No, um, I'm from...

35
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Just let it go.

36
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Oh, hello, ladies.

37
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Hey, Drew, come on over
and-and meet Norma's sister.

38
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The woman preys on weakness.

39
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You're gonna introduce her
to him?

40
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Uh, this is Irene.

41
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Drew drives our shuttle van.

42
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Oh, only temporarily.

43
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I'm a therapist by trade,

44
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but I'm on a sabbatical
while I go on a journey

45
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of self-discovery. [chuckles][chuckles]

46
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You sound like a guy
who's living in his car.

47
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It's a van, actually. So...

48
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You ever try not being rude?

49
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I call it like I see it.

50
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And rude? You didn't even come
to my husband's funeral.

51
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Why the hell would I do that?

52
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Because he was my husband,
and you're my sister.

53
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Well, don't expect to see me
at your funeral, either.

54
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Oh, you're gonna outlive me?

55
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Let's play connect-the-dots
with your melanoma.

56
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[Norma scoffs]

57
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How's your diabetes?

58
00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,599
Still got both feet?

59
00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,036
I only need one
to kick your ass.

60
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So Norma's the nice one?

61
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♪ It's okay to have
just a little ♪

62
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♪ And it's swell to have a lot

63
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♪ On the bottom
or in the middle ♪

64
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♪ In a rowboat or a yacht

65
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♪ Love is what we long for

66
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♪ To be acknowledged
and to be seen ♪

67
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♪ In the end,
does it really matter ♪

68
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♪ If you're a prince

69
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♪ A pauper or a queen?

70
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

71
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

72
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

73
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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪

74
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♪ It's time to face the fact

75
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♪ It's your prerogative

76
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♪ Your prerogative♪

77
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♪ To be positive.

78
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Creamer in your coffee?

79
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Oh, no. Not with my IBS.
[chuckles]

80
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Oh, you have a little dog hair
on your derrière.

81
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Rhyme unintentional,
but delightful.
Oh.

82
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Well, get it for me.

83
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Really?
Mm.

84
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Okay, here goes.

85
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[chuckles]

86
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Oh.

87
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And good.

88
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[chuckles] You're spotless.

89
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You could eat off that thing.

90
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Not soup, obviously,

91
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but certainly a sandwich
or a finger food.

92
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[chuckles] Thanks, buddy.

93
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Ooh.

94
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I did not know
I was into that.

95
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Good morning to you, Harry.Yeah.

96
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What's the deal with you two?

97
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Oh, nothing, just getting rid
of some dog hair on her behind.

98
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She did give me a kidney.

99
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Well, this is against
my better judgment,

100
00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,982
but I'd like to see you happy.

101
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You have any interest
in meeting my grandniece?

102
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You want me to be a part
of your family.

103
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[groans]

104
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Her name is Amanda.

105
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Pretty girl.

106
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Has a few issues,
but then who doesn't?

107
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I'm in.

108
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I demand-a to meet Amanda.
[chuckles]

109
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Oh, I hope she has your eyes.

110
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MAN [on TV]:
No matter how clever he is,
he still needs...

111
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Tomorrow night, I was thinking
we could get sushi.

112
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Sure, if it's
on the Applebee's menu.

113
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Mm.

114
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And then maybe after,
you could, uh...

115
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spend the night.

116
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You mean like a sleepover?

117
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Well, I know you wanted
to take it slow,

118
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but things have been good,
right?

119
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Uh, things got a little bumpy

120
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when you made me binge
"Downtown Abbey,"

121
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but otherwise, yeah, good.

122
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Mm.

123
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So tomorrow night,
we can get crazy.

124
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Crazy?

125
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Oh, don't be scared.

126
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Just a few toys.

127
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Great.

128
00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,611
So if you have a good time,

129
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I won't know if it
was me or the slinky.

130
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Wh-- Oh, Peter, my God.
What happened?
Oh.

131
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I believe the technical term
is "I fell on my ass."

132
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Oh. Are you okay?

133
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I slipped in the shower
and injured my coccyx.

134
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LUDLUM:
Oh.

135
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Let the snickering begin.

136
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I'll bring you
an ice pack later.[sighs]

137
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You don't want to mess around
with a swollen coccyx.

138
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In addition to breakfast,
lunch and dinner,

139
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we also offer late night snacks
until 7:30.

140
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Hey, peeps.
OTHERS:
Hey.

141
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This is Norma's sister, Irene.

142
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Oh, hi.Hello.

143
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Ah, Irene.

144
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The Greek goddess of peace,

145
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deity of the seasons

146
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and keeper of heaven's gates.LUDLUM: Mm.

147
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Look who read a book.

148
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Uh, I'm Jerry.
Nice to meet you.

149
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What is this,
a May-December thing?

150
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You could do better.[chuckles]

151
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I like this one.

152
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[chuckles]

153
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Okay, let's go sit over there.Mm.

154
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Far, far away from other people.

155
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Uh, for the record,
if you and I were a couple,

156
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I'd be proud
to be with you.

157
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Thank you.

158
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This place isn't half bad.

159
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I'll take a BLT
and an application to move in.

160
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Oh, hell no.

161
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Why not?
Since Stanley died,

162
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there's nothing for me
in Florida anymore.

163
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Course there is.

164
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There's hurricanes
and alligators.

165
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I'm at the age where
assisted living makes sense.

166
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Wouldn't mind some help
getting off the can.

167
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This is my home,

168
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and I'll be damned if I'm gonna
let you ruin it for me.

169
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[sighs]

170
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So, um...
[clears throat]

171
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[clicks tongue]

172
00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:57,417
Did Stanley die of natural
causes or was it a choice?

173
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G-G-G-G-G Unit!

174
00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,599
What's up?Yeah. Hey, um...

175
00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,428
Any chance someone else could
drive the van tomorrow night?

176
00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,081
I've got a bit of a sitch.

177
00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,735
Oh, I'm sure we could
figure out something.

178
00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,128
What's your sitch?

179
00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,608
Well, it's not really a sitch.

180
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It's more of a thang.

181
00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:17,741
Ooh, a thang.

182
00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,917
You gonna get some spice
where it's nice?

183
00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:23,268
It's just a blind date,
but phasers are set to fun.

184
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[imitates phasers]

185
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[chuckles]

186
00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:26,750
[chuckles softly]

187
00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,491
Oh, really? A blind date?Yeah.

188
00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,754
Harry set me up
with his niece, Amanda.Ooh.

189
00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,277
Amanda.

190
00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,323
And what do we know
about Amanda?

191
00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:37,587
Not much, but it seems as if
I've piqued your curiosity.

192
00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:38,806
It's not piqued.

193
00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,503
You've piqued nothing.

194
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Oh, it's piqued.

195
00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,334
Like my wife
is always yelling at me,

196
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"Flush!"

197
00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,468
[groaning]

198
00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,121
Unbelievable.

199
00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:53,473
Wins every hand, yet still
calls pasta "pasghetti."

200
00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,822
[laughs]SPENCER: Hey, guys.

201
00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,171
Can I ask you a question?

202
00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,781
I mean, like, confidential?

203
00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,827
Your secret is safe with us.

204
00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,785
Mostly because
we won't remember it.

205
00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,613
SPENCER:
Listen, I-I...

206
00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,616
I've been out of the dating
scene for a long time.

207
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,358
What's the story
with those pills, you know,

208
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:12,840
for your little engine
that sometimes can't?

209
00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,973
You talking about boner pills?

210
00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,801
I got a trunk full of 'em.

211
00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:20,369
You want me to crush some up
in your "pasghetti" tonight?

212
00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,632
It's not like I need 'em, I...

213
00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:23,807
Take 'em.

214
00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:24,808
Really, I don't have a problem.

215
00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:25,809
Take 'em.

216
00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:26,810
But I'm not even sure, I...

217
00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,812
Take 'em.Fine.

218
00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,335
I'll take 'em.

219
00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:33,556
It's just that
I haven't been with a woman

220
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since Jackie passed.

221
00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,167
So you're nervous?

222
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,821
Damn right I am.

223
00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,824
I can't help feeling like
maybe I'm betraying her.

224
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Mm.
Mm.

225
00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,827
After my wife passed,

226
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,526
it was several years
before I was even interested

227
00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,005
in talking to another woman.

228
00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,355
Oh, yeah.
Meredith was it for me.

229
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,531
Oh, yeah.

230
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:52,532
HARRY:
Besides, I'm 85.

231
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I'm done talking,

232
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,230
and more importantly,
I'm done listening.

233
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[laughs]

234
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,363
I know divorce isn't death,

235
00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,670
but, uh, I had trouble
moving on, too--

236
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,543
until I saw
my ex's dating profile.

237
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,894
Single one month,
now you love hiking, Paula?

238
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,853
I lost my first wife,

239
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,247
but I felt like
finding love again

240
00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,598
and living life to the fullest
was actually honoring her.

241
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,209
I had no idea your wife died.

242
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,559
I'm so sorry.

243
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,083
No, I lost her
at a Super Kmart.

244
00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,042
She said she was going
for Q-tips,

245
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,566
and I never saw her again.

246
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,090
But I know you're
watching over me, Coco.

247
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,877
I-I think what
he's trying to say is

248
00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,446
that Jackie would be happy
you found Bette.JERRY: Yeah.

249
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,406
I think she would.

250
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,408
Thanks, fellas.

251
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,062
Bette's a special lady,

252
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,761
a-and I want to show her
by banging her good.

253
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,243
[knock on door]

254
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,723
Come in.

255
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,595
Hey, how's it going?

256
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,640
I didn't see you at dinner.

257
00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,425
That's 'cause the food
gets in the way of the booze.Oh.

258
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,950
Irene is definitely a handful.

259
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,735
A handful?
Don't you mean a bitch?

260
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:09,434
I don't like it when women
use that word for other women...

261
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,133
but yeah, total bitch.

262
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:14,091
My whole life,

263
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,616
everything I had,
she had to have, too.

264
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:21,011
When I got a doll, she'd cry
until she got the same one.

265
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,797
I permed my hair in high school.

266
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,972
So did she.

267
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,756
Thankfully her hair fell out.

268
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,933
Yeah, but that's
normal sister stuff.

269
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:33,154
Like, when my sister got a bag
of weed, I wanted one, too.

270
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,114
Did your sister
steal your first love?

271
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:41,162
Well, weed was my first love.

272
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,296
She really
stole your boyfriend?

273
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,777
The date was May 11, 1958.

274
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,040
I guess I'm sitting
for this one.

275
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,653
I'd been seeing Stanley
for a while.

276
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,786
He was handsome, funny...

277
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,136
I was madly in love with him.

278
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,964
[sucks teeth]

279
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,314
Then Irene walks in wearing one
of her tight sweaters

280
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,665
and asks him
to fix her flat tire.

281
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,190
Six months later,
I was at their wedding.

282
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,975
I got so drunk,

283
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:15,065
I wound up fooling around
with my second cousin, Larry.

284
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:19,679
Coat closet, Cousin Dwight,
been there.

285
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,379
So you understand
why I can't have her live here.

286
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,033
Totally.

287
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,513
I know what it's like
to have a sister who...

288
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,168
Don't you dare
make this about you.

289
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,822
But I have an awful sister, too.

290
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:33,867
[groans]

291
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,005
[knock on door]One second.

292
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,051
I'm old, time is precious.

293
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,009
Here's my application
to move in.

294
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,012
For emergency contact,
I put Tom Selleck.

295
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,885
I don't know him, but I'd like
to meet him before I die.

296
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,714
[chuckles softly]
Yeah, about that...

297
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,412
We actually have no vacancies.

298
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,022
I see.

299
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,024
Like little baby Jesus,
no room at the inn.

300
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,374
Yes. Exactly.

301
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,726
And it has nothing to do with
my sister not wanting me here?

302
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,728
Right again.You're a terrible liar.

303
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,078
Mm, I know.

304
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,863
She poisoned you against me.

305
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,083
Oh, she did tell me
about Stanley.

306
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,737
You want to hear my side?

307
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,738
Not really.

308
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:23,046
They'd been going out for a bit,
nothing serious,

309
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,745
and then one day, Stanley
showed up before Norma got home,

310
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,398
and we started talking.

311
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,879
And it was like, bam,
instant connection.

312
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,446
Still, she's your sister.

313
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,753
Yeah, and he was my soul mate.

314
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,886
We were together for 57 years.

315
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,758
[sighs]

316
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,804
See, that's why I didn't
want to hear this.

317
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,068
And she met her Arthur
a year later.

318
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,114
They had a wonderful life
together.

319
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,248
Well, as wonderful as
life can be with Norma.

320
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,467
[smacks lips]

321
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,121
It's interesting.

322
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,428
I have a terrible relationship
with my sister.

323
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,648
Don't make this about you.

324
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,131
You know,
I've never dated a therapist

325
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,915
that wasn't my therapist.

326
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,787
This was right after
my ex-husband

327
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,485
dropped the assault and battery
charges against me.

328
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,271
Are we sleeping together
tonight?

329
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,926
Um, you know, I hadn't
given it much thought.

330
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,798
I'm asking 'cause
I'm waiting on some lab results,

331
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,800
and I can only do hand stuff.

332
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,803
That's very thoughtful.

333
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,283
My Uncle Harry said
really nice things about you.

334
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,937
Did he? Oh.
Mm-hmm.

335
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,983
Funny, he didn't say
nearly enough about you.

336
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,811
[chuckles][chuckles]

337
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,337
Welcome to my humble abode.

338
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,473
Well, I figured
there'd be leopard print,

339
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,737
but you got the
entire endangered species list.

340
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,740
[sexy jazz starts playing]

341
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:56,966
Mm.

342
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,490
Oh, right to it, huh?

343
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,667
You know, at our age,
we really ought to stretch.

344
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,191
I'd hate to pull something.

345
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,977
Let me do the pulling. Mm.

346
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,023
[both moaning]

347
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:16,029
Whoa. Your floor plan's got
the bathroom and the window

348
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,858
on the right.
Mine's just the opposite.

349
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,338
Are you sure
you're ready for this?

350
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,384
Oh, yeah. Totally.

351
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:27,518
I'm just worried
I'm gonna disappoint you.

352
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:31,348
Oh. That's very sweet, but
there's nothing to worry about.

353
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,872
Thanks.

354
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,744
I just don't really
know where to start.

355
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,534
Whoa, those are nice.

356
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,535
Mm-hmm.

357
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,233
I'd applaud, but...

358
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,888
I don't want
to take my hands off.

359
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:52,630
Should we get into bed?

360
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,764
I go where they go.

361
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,594
I asked you both
here because

362
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,552
we should be able
to work this out like adults...

363
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,902
No.

364
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,033
I understand you're upset,
but...

365
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,252
No.

366
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,385
I told you she couldn't
be mature about this.

367
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,736
She's not just a child in size.

368
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,217
It's hard to believe
you don't have any friends

369
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,263
keeping you in Florida.

370
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,917
Typical Norma.
You've got a good thing,

371
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,744
and you don't want to share it.

372
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,051
Why would I share it when
you're gonna take it anyway?

373
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,923
I didn't take Stanley!

374
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,055
Oh, you're gonna lie to my face?

375
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,405
Your original face or this one?

376
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,407
Okay, let's keep it civil.

377
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,974
Everybody knows
how it went.

378
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,411
There's a reason
they called you Easy Irene.

379
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,936
And there's a reason
nobody called you at all.

380
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,417
Stanley was mine, and
that's why you wanted him.[scoffs] Yeah,

381
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,593
I stayed with him for 57 years

382
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,291
just to annoy you.NORMA:
See?

383
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,423
All we do is fight.
Why the hell would you want

384
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,947
to live here anyway?Because you're my sister

385
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,123
and you're all I have left.

386
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,779
My husband's gone.

387
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,957
I'm lucky
if I see my kids twice a year.

388
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,829
I hate my grandchildren.

389
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,659
If I don't have you,

390
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,966
I've got nothing.

391
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,839
You're my big sister,
and I love you.

392
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,675
Okay, you can live here.

393
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,460
Really?

394
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,984
I'm willing to see
where this goes.

395
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,638
But if you do anything
to piss me off,

396
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,988
then you're out.

397
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,293
I've seen the men here.

398
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,513
We're not gonna have
any problems.

399
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,042
[voice breaking]: I only wish
that my sister and I could...

400
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,523
BOTH:
This is not about you.

401
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,049
[panting][panting]
Wow.

402
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,660
Sorry I yelled "touchdown"
at the end.

403
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,011
It's been a while.

404
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,013
I didn't mind.

405
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,015
It was incredible.

406
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,190
Really?Mmm.

407
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,495
The best I ever had.

408
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,149
Oh, wow, that's something

409
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,325
coming from a woman
who's done...

410
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,675
From someone
who's been around the...

411
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,373
Thanks.

412
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,202
How was it for you?

413
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,899
It was nice.

414
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,206
"Nice"?Yeah.

415
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,687
"Nice" is a grilled cheese
sandwich on a cold, rainy day.

416
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,733
Well, it was
our first time.

417
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,083
We got to get in a groove.

418
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,693
Well, then let's try again.

419
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,043
What, now?Yeah.

420
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,914
Are you crazy?Yeah.

421
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,570
Is everyone okay? Oh, my God.

422
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,052
You pressed
your emergency call button?

423
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,925
Oh. Our bad.GIDEON:
Mm.

424
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:40,102
That's gonna haunt me.

425
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,246
DREW:
Gina?

426
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,207
Hi, Drew.

427
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,556
What are you doing?

428
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,559
What are youdoing?

429
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,387
Would you like to come in?

430
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,780
Oh, no. No.

431
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,913
Uh, I don't want to
interrupt your date.

432
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,567
Oh, I took my date home.

433
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,265
Really?

434
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,225
It's pretty early.Yeah, well,

435
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,748
she wasn't exactly my type.

436
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,141
Hmm. What type was she?

437
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,316
Clinically insane.

438
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,927
Why? Are you still piqued?

439
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,669
I'm not piqued.
I was never piqued.

440
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,282
Gina,

441
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,414
how long are we gonna do this?

442
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,676
Do what?

443
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,114
I love you.

444
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,246
You have to know that.

445
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,423
And I think you feel something,
too. Otherwise,

446
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,121
you wouldn't be creeping around
trying to get a glimpse

447
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,818
at the psychopath
I just took to dinner.

448
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,124
[chuckles softly]

449
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,260
Ah, the long pause
after I tell a woman I love her.

450
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,480
Reminds me of my marriage.

451
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,615
It's complicated. I just...

452
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,008
I need more time.

453
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,489
Course you do.

454
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,796
Sorry I'm not following
your schedule.

455
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,191
Whatever. Take all
the time you want.

456
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,330
It might not have been clear,
but that was me storming out.

457
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,993
Good morning.Good morning.

458
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,821
I smell sex.

459
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,519
Yeah, you do.

460
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,045
I'm with her.
But I see you looking.

461
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,484
If I'm looking at one of you,
it's her.

462
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,530
Hey, how's it going?

463
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,705
You all settled in?

464
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:45,880
Yes, I am.

465
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,490
Uh, hey, while I got you here,

466
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,492
who do I see
about getting some nice towels?

467
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,059
Uh, well,

468
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,323
I guess you'd see
Bed Bath & Beyond. [chuckles]

469
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,892
With what you're charging me,
that crap isn't gratis?

470
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:01,200
Well, we're not a hotel per se.

471
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,550
Listen to you. "Per se."

472
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,336
All right.
Here's a hundred bucks.

473
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,209
Go run out, get me some towels.GINA:Uh...

474
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,515
Well... Uh...

475
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,517
You wanted this.

476
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,041
Okay. Any particular color?

477
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,739
Nah, I'm easy.

478
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,569
Why are you
still standing there?

479
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,401
What are you smiling about?

480
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:31,882
I'm just thinking about
how that son of a bitch Stanley

481
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,755
got 57 years of you.