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Previously on B Positive...
Meredith.

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Oh, my God.

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Is everything okay?

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Call 911.

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How is she?

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She's gone.

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Sorry you had to
cut your trip short.

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Oh, it's okay.

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Things weren't going that great.

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Oh, why not?

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Well, I met a woman.

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We got drunk and, uh...

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you know.

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No, I don't know.

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Come on. You know.

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I don't know. Tell me.

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We had intimate relations.

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Which I was led to believe
were mutually satisfying.

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However, upon my awakening,
I discovered she had robbed me.

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Oh, no.

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Look at us.

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Out on the open road,

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seeing the beautiful sights

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of this great land of ours.Yeah.

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That's a lovely Costco.

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You need to take I-90.Uh, no.

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Actually, we're gonna
take the I-95 South

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to the Florida Keys.

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Yeah, I've always wanted
to see Hemingway's house

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and eat an authentic Cubano.

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BT-dubs,
that's a ham sandwich...

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I know what it is...
with cheese and pickles.

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Then we'll
head up the Gulf Coast,

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and make our way west
to the Grand Tetons.

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What you're about to see is
the future of Valley Hills.

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Isn't this the room where
Knudsen croaked on the crapper?

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Yeah, that's why we are
focusing on the future.Wait.

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Someone died in that room?
NORMA: Oh, please.

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Show me a room in this place
where someone hasn't died.

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Forget about the dead people.

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Well, remember them
in your hearts, always.

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Okay, now...

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Bette?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God, this is beautiful.

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Anyone would be lucky
to die here.

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I can see myself lying there,

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getting CPR as
I go towards the light.

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Oh, and look at the view.

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I'd love that to be
the last thing I see.

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I'd love for you to be
the last thing I see.

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That's fine, as long as
you're on the bottom.

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Check this out.
Alexa, lights on.

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Alexa, party lights on.

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Oh, I feel like I'm
back at Studio 54

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making out with Liza Minnelli.

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Alexa, normal lights.

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And get that image
out of my head.

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Alexa, tell the CIA agent
listening

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I am a sovereign citizen.

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And there's a steam shower
and a heated floor.

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Oh, hey.

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Bert, what are you doing?

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Not living here,
that's for sure.

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♪ It's okay to have
just a little ♪

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♪ And it's swell to have a lot

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♪ On the bottom
or in the middle ♪

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♪ In a rowboat or a yacht

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♪ Love is what we long for

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♪ To be acknowledged
and to be seen ♪

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♪ In the end,
does it really matter ♪

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♪ If you're a prince

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♪ A pauper or a queen?

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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give ♪

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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live ♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness ♪

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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative ♪

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♪ To be positive.

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How exciting is this, huh?

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We finally get to see
the Grand Tetons.

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Which, in French,
means giant boobs. Ha!

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Talk about a settler
with mommy issues.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, come on.
After thousands of miles,

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we're almost there.

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Yay.

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Well, I know which one of us
wasn't a cheer captain.

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Oh, scenic turnout, 35 miles.

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Yay.

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You were right, kid.
This is incredible.

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Meh.

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I heard you showed everyone
the new room.

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Yeah, they loved it.

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I bet they did.

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Why are you laughing? You'll see.

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Gabby, tell me.

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If I do that it'll
spoil all the fun.

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Gina, got a second? Yeah, sure. What's up?

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That new room,
who's gonna get it?

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And so it begins.

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Well, I was planning on
showing it

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to prospective residents.
You know,

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sort of like a model home.

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Oh, so you're giving it to
a total stranger?

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Someone who's not like
a mother to you?

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Sure, that's a better way to go.

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Well, Norma, what would
you suggest?

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I'm just thinking out loud,
but what if I got it?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I don't see any problem with that.
Really?

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No problems?

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Don't you have somewhere to go?

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I'm actually done for the day.

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I'm just sticking around
to watch the show.

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You busy?

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No. What's up?

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Bette needs the key card
for the new room

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so she can move in.

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The heated floor will be perfect
for my hot yoga.

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You should try that
with me, Althea.

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Honey, what about me says yoga?

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I am so sorry, but I already
promised that room to Norma.

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But I'm at the top
of the list. What list?

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There's a waiting list for
people who want to move rooms.

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Nobody told me there's
a waiting list.

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There's a waiting list.

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Hello.

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Hey, what you up to?

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I'm looking at doormats
for my new room.

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I like this one. It says:

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"Could this visit be a text?"

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Yeah, about that.

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Um, turns out there is
a waiting list

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for people who want to
change rooms.

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So it's supposed to go to Bette.

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I see.

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And is Bette who you go to

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when you have
a personal problem?

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Well, no.No.

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You don't. You go
to me, don't you?

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Yeah. I do.Yeah.

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I guess that doesn't matter

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because of some list.

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Okay, I-I will try
to figure this out.

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Just remember,
whatever you decide,

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I want you to know I love you

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as if you were my own daughter.

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Aww...

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Get it now?

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It's like the ice planet Hoth
out there.

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You know, Star Wars.Hmm.

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You made me watch
those stupid movies.

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I'd like some credit
for using the terms, okay?

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Sorry, I'm just a little bit
in my head.

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Like Luke before he goes to
Dagobah to train with Yoda.

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All right, maybe we should
pull over

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and put chains on the tires.

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I didn't buy chains. Why
didn't you buy chains?

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Well, the box was very heavy.

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Plus, the guy said these were
all-weather tires,

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and this is weather. All right.

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Maybe we should find someplace
to wait this out.

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We'll be fine.

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If I start praying,
will it make you nervous?

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Funny.

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Whoa.

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Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

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Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done...

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Yeah?

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Hey, there's my MeToo hottie.

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I don't think you're
using that term right,

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but come on in, sit down.

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Thanks.

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I wanted to talk to you about
getting that new room.

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Oh! Did Gabby send you?

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What? No.

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I've just been here longer
than anybody else.

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Well, are you on the list?

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I didn't know about the list.

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Well, there is a list.Okay.

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I get it. Well, do what you can.

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I just like the way that toilet
lights up in the dark.

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Comes in handy when you gotta
whiz 14 times a night.

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TMI.

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No, I talked to a urologist.
It's my prostate.

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Size of a grapefruit.

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Not now, Gabby!

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I love this quiet time.

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Just the two of us sitting
and reading together.

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Yeah, it's nice.

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Could I ask you a favor? Of course.

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Could you talk to Gina
and tell her that

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I should get the new room?

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Oh, wow, I literally
just told her that I wanted it.

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You? Why would you want it?

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What, I can't have nice things?

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Well, judging from
your outfit, no.

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Anyhow, I'm at the top
of the list.

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Well, I have seniority.

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But I'm your girlfriend.

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You are?

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Well, we hung out together

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every night this week,

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we held hands at movie night.

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That means something.

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Wow, I got a girlfriend.

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And you want this to
continue, right?

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Uh, yeah.

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Then you'll talk to Gina
about me getting that room.

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So you get what you want,

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and I don't get what I want...

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Yeah, I got a girlfriend.

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It's a mess out there.

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So, do you want to play
rock, paper, scissors

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to see who eats who? Mm.

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What's with you, kid?

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I'm sorry, I'm just a bit tired.

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Well, you know me.
I don't mind the quiet.

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I feel so lost.

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So we're not doing
the quiet thing.

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Well, I thought seeing
the Grand Tetons

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would be transformational,

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but it turns out
they're just mountains.

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Are you kidding? You just saw

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one of America's wonders;
it was gorgeous.

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I guess.

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Well, that's what
you set out to do.Yeah.

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And I have done it,
and it was a huge letdown.

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Damn it, it's
freezing in here.Yeah.

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Oh, great,
it's blowing cold air.

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Oh...

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We don't have hot water, either.

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Great, we must be out
of propane.

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Well, we can run the engine
and pull the heat off there.

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We don't have enough gas
to last all night.

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We're in a blizzard
in the middle of nowhere.

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This is how I die.

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A grizzly is gonna eat
Gina's kidney. Relax, relax.

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It's not even grizz season.

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My dad was right.
I never should have

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quit Boy Scouts for gymnastics.

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Okay, the way I see it,
we have two options.

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We either freeze to death,

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or we climb into a sleeping bag
and cuddle for warmth.

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Looks like we're gonna die.

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So, Jerry, you ever think
about dating again,

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getting back on the horse?

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Sure, I'd love to meet somebody.

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What would you say if I had
the perfect gal for you?

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I'd say great, set it up.

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I will. I just need
a little favor...

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Done!

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Come with me.

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Hold on, I unbuttoned my pants.

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Spencer has something
to tell you.Oh.

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Uh, okay.Yeah.

260
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As a former police officer,

261
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,217
I know the importance of rules.

262
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,046
And therefore we should
respect the list

263
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,135
and give the new room to Bette.

264
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:29,792
Otherwise we're no better
than North Korea, or California.

265
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:33,187
Well, I guess the list
is hard to argue with.

266
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,232
All the greats were
guided by lists.

267
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,320
Santa.

268
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,408
Schindler.

269
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,802
Craig.

270
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,109
I trust you'll do
the right thing.

271
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,852
FYI, I still want the room
for myself.

272
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,201
But you just said...

273
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:50,291
I know what I said.
Work with me.

274
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,381
Sorry to bother you, but

275
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,209
have you made a decision
about the room yet?

276
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,950
Oh, for God sakes, not you, too!

277
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,690
Oh, no, not for me, for Norma.

278
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,996
She sent you?

279
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,086
Excuse me, just getting
a cup of joe.

280
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,315
Hello? Anybody?

281
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,013
No one's here.
We have to break in.

282
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450
What? No. I've never
broken the law in my life.

283
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,583
You've never frozen
to death before either.

284
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,978
Now, which new fun thing
would you like to try tonight?

285
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,372
Okay, but we leave it cleaner
than we found it.

286
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,509
You're doing a bad thing,
but you're not a bad person.

287
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,210
Look at this.
The key was under the mat.

288
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,343
Great.

289
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,264
Oh, no. Power's out.

290
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,963
Oh, hello, deer.

291
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,530
All right, you try
to start a fire,

292
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:59,186
I'll see if the stove
is working.Surely.

293
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,057
Ooh, blimey!
This chimney's covered

294
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,885
in more soot than
a Liverpool pigeon.

295
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,410
That's my chimney sweep
character.

296
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,368
Stove's not working,

297
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:10,762
but I found us some provisions.

298
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,807
Oh, hot cocoa?

299
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,243
Whiskey.

300
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028
Aww.

301
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,597
Attention! Hello, everybody.

302
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:23,514
I have made a decision
about the new room.

303
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,690
Sorry, loser.

304
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,170
I put your names in this hat,

305
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,694
and whoever is picked
gets the room.

306
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,480
You've rigged it so
you can pick your favorite.

307
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,656
Damn right she has.
When do I move in?

308
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:38,051
Bert is gonna do it,
and he can't cheat,

309
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,705
because he doesn't know
any of your names.

310
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,794
That's not true. NORMA: Really?

311
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,795
What's my name?

312
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,320
You're dressing on the side.

313
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,409
Just pick a name.

314
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,193
There's no mousetrap
in there, right?

315
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,892
I'm not falling for that again.
NORMA: Screw the hat.

316
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,545
I should get the room.

317
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,982
I just had major surgery.

318
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,244
We've all had major surgery.

319
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,290
Vaginal rejuvenation
doesn't count.

320
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:03,076
The democratic thing
would be to vote.

321
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,468
I agree. Me, too.

322
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,730
That's not what we're gonna do.

323
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,602
I vote for myself. What?!

324
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,690
Give the room to Norma.

325
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,909
I haven't touched a woman

326
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,041
in over four years.

327
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,000
I've been here the longest.

328
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,610
We all want it. I'm next on the list.

329
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,439
Over my dead body. I can wait a week.

330
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,789
I'm so lonely.

331
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,139
Shut up! Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up, shut up!

332
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,534
You're all acting like
spoiled brats, so,

333
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,971
so no one gets the room!

334
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:30,886
Gina. What?!

335
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,019
Have a great night.

336
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,069
Mmm.

337
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,072
This is some decent hooch.

338
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,380
I prefer a hard seltzer,
but yes.

339
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,297
Listen, thanks for letting me
hijack your trip.

340
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,256
Are you kidding me?
It was my pleasure.

341
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,042
Thanks to you I now know that
premium gasoline is

342
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,608
nothing but a scam.

343
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,742
Thanks to you I found out that
Sudafed is effective,

344
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,745
but Zyrtec lasts longer.

345
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,269
Oh, well, on the way home
I will give you the scoop

346
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,141
on Prilosec versus Pepcid AC.

347
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,448
You, sir, will be blown away.

348
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,060
Seriously, if it wasn't for you,

349
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,063
I'd be sitting at home
thinking about Meredith.

350
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,718
Oh, well, I'm happy
I could be there for you.

351
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,546
Tell me,

352
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:26,855
what was going on with you
back there at the Tetons, hmm?

353
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,683
Oh, it was nothing.

354
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,772
Let's just drink.Eh. Aw,
come on. I...

355
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,121
I actually want to talk.

356
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,994
You should take advantage
of that. Come on.

357
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,518
I guess this trip

358
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,738
hasn't changed me
the way I hoped it would.

359
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,958
It absolutely has changed you.

360
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,873
No, it hasn't.

361
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,179
Come on. Really?

362
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,050
In the last month,

363
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,312
you sold your house

364
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,835
to buy a camper van

365
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,141
and travel the country.

366
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,839
You learned how to...
How to fix an engine.

367
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,189
You drove through a blizzard

368
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,494
and broke into a cabin.

369
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,323
Yeah, I did, didn't I?

370
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,171
And what happened to you
the-the first night on the road?

371
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,674
I met a woman and got robbed.

372
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,546
Of your virginity.

373
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,504
No, I believe
that was to your mama.

374
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,548
Ooh.

375
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,856
Sorry. Schoolyard reflex.

376
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,250
Kid, I bet you've done
more living in the last month

377
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,339
than you have
in the last ten years.

378
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,776
Well, maybe you're right.

379
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,082
Maybe I have changed.

380
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,518
And you're just getting started.

381
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,085
Do you realize how many people

382
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,782
would kill
to trade places with you?

383
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,655
50 years old, with
your whole life ahead of you.

384
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,048
I'm 35.

385
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,397
Really?

386
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,748
Sheesh.

387
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,534
Sign here.

388
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,188
And here.

389
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,799
Initial here.

390
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,672
Uh, sign.

391
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,674
Sign.

392
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,284
That one, too.

393
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,069
Uh, and initial.

394
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,549
I'm afraid to ask
what I'm signing.

395
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,551
That's what I'm counting on.

396
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,077
Can we talk?

397
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,340
Oh, God. The room again?

398
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,211
No, I don'twant it. Neither do I.

399
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,386
I'm good where I am.

400
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,866
You were right.

401
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,563
We were being selfish.

402
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,435
We all talked about it, and...

403
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,177
there's really only one person
who deserves the room

404
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,308
and that's Harry.

405
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,615
Ooh. Plot twist.

406
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:16,704
Why Harry?

407
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,098
We know how hard it
is to lose a spouse.

408
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,403
Yeah, we can't let him go back

409
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,144
to the room he shared
with Meredith.

410
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,580
Too many memories. GIDEON: Oh.

411
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,279
Plot twist with
a tear in my eye.

412
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,630
That is...

413
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,240
so...

414
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,025
so nice of you guys.

415
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,418
I feel like a proud mom

416
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,160
with four kids
who are somehow older than me.

417
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,556
And once you renovate Harry's
room, we can consult the list.

418
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,819
Or you give it to
your closest friend.

419
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:45,994
Or you give it to me.

420
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,518
Ooh. Or Bette.
Just give it to Bette.

421
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,346
I'm so sorry.

422
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,956
I want to have
this conversation,

423
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,481
but, um, I just need a moment.

424
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,447
She's not coming back, is she?

425
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,970
Doesn't look like it. GIDEON: Yeah,

426
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,842
she's getting in her car.

427
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,154
Hey, party peeps. You miss us?

428
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,981
Oh, my God! Harry!

429
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,896
Hey!

430
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,768
How you doing?
How are ya? Harry!

431
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,422
I missed you!

432
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,466
Oh, thank you.

433
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,166
Oh, did you, uh...

434
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,299
did you meet any new van chicks?

435
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,822
Funny how that's
your first question.

436
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,868
It's not funny. Oh, it's funny.

437
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,914
Now that you're here, we
have a surprise for you.Oh.

438
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,839
What is this?

439
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,232
It's your new room.

440
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,712
We knew it would be

441
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,236
too hard for you
to go back to your old room.

442
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,196
We thought you might enjoy
a change of scenery.

443
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,199
Well, I...

444
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,331
I-I don't know what to say.

445
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,681
Try "thank you."

446
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,117
Thank you.

447
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,510
All of you. This-this...

448
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,730
means a lot to me.

449
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,613
It's too bright.