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I'm gonna send this selfie
to a gentleman friend.

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What do you think?

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Wow. That's...

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Wow.

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Kudos to your plastic surgeon.

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It's a team, actually,
but they're all great.

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Who's your gentleman friend?

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Spencer.I thought you guys had a fight.

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He's an ignorant buffoon,

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and I want him to see
what he's missing.

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[laughs]

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Are you sure you should be

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sending a photo that...

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[cell phone chimes]

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[sputters]

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Good morning.

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Yeah, it is.

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Hey, he's not bothering you,
is he?

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We've been married so long,
I put up with him.

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At least when I get my
belly rubbed, I say thank you.

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How-how do you zoom in?

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Oh, you just pinch and flick.

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Thank you.

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[clears throat]
I, uh,

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I have a favor to ask.Oh, sure.

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What's up?Me and Meredith

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are celebrating
our anniversary.

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It's 55 years.

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Oh, wow, that is amazing.Yeah.

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My record is three years,

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but the guy was in a coma
for half of it.

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You're joking, right?

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Boy, I wish.

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So, your anniversary?

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Yes. Meredith always wanted
to go to Paris,

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but we never did,
so I thought maybe we could

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do a nice, fancy

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French dinner tomorrow.

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Aw. That is so sweet.

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I could have Bert
plan a special menu,

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and I could sing a
French song for you guys.

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Hm.Like...

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♪ Oh, la, la, la vie amor...

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I didn't know you could sing.

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I can dance, too.

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Yeah.

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Jazz hands.

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Is it, is it, is it too much?

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[stammers]Okay. Great.

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Hey, Bert.Hey, boss.

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Um, you think that you could
cook a fancy French dinner

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for Harry and Meredith?

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Can Steve Harrison
do 22 one-arm push-ups?

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Who's Steve Harrison?

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My buddy.
Guy's an animal.

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Of course, it's easier for him.
He's only got the one arm.

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Um, Bert,

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this is really important.
Meredith is very sick,

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and this could be

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the last anniversary dinner
they have.

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Uh, okay.

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No worries. I got this.You sure?

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Gina, have I ever let you down?

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Many times.

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All right, let me put this
a different way,

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do you believe in me?

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Eh...

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Thank you.

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I'll make my specialty,
escargot.

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Great.

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Ramon, go out
to the garden,

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see if you can rustle up
some snails.

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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative♪

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♪ To be positive

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♪ If we become ♪ If we become♪

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♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe♪

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♪ Then as ye think
ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think♪

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♪ So just let go of the past♪♪ So let go of the past

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♪ Pull your head from your ass

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative♪

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♪ To be positive.

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[laptop rings]

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Hey, Mr. Nomad,

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how's your trip going?

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Great, just great.

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The freedom of the open road
is truly exhilarating.

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Aw, I'm so glad.

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How many miles have you
racked up so far?

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Mm, let's see. 12.

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Yeah, might stop

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for a breakfast burrito,
might not.

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Road warriors don't make plans.

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Although, I do have a ticket

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to visit Mount Vernon
Thursday at 4:00.

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Oh, I'm happy for you.

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Just do me a favor,

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text me your location
every few hours, you know,

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to help with the search.

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Ha, ha. [chuckles]

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So, how are things going over
there, good buddy? [chuckles]

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Trucker lingo.

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[knock on door]

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Oh, come in.

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We need to talk
about my surgery tomorrow.

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Drew, I got to run,
but you be careful out there.

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10-4.

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[truck horn honks]Oh! Oh, uh...

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Breaker, breaker, good buddy.
Keep an eye out for Smokey.

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[laughs]

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So, tomorrow,

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I have to be
at the hospital...

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9:00 a.m., I know.
It's in my calendar.

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You're the reason
I'm doing this.

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And you remember that when
you're able to run and play

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with the other children.

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I saw a hip replacement
surgery on YouTube.

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They pretty much hang you
from the ceiling.

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If you're trying to make me
jealous, it's working.

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Cute.

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I'm gonna need

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a health care proxy
to make my decisions,

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just in case.
I want it to be you.

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Wouldn't your daughter
be a better choice?

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In a perfect world, yes.

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In this world,

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she's in a poker tournament
at an Indian casino

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outside of Bakersfield.

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I'm sorry.

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You've been more of a daughter
to me anyway.

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Thank you.

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Hey. Don't worry

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about a thing.

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I will be the first person
you see when you wake up.

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Unless I don't wake up.

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You're gonna wake up.

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Don't tell me what to do.[laughs]

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Hello, Instagram followers.

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Welcome to all 42 of you.

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This is night one
of my new travel vlog

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"Near and Far with Drew Dunbar."

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[laughs]

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[faint scratching]Ah, you hear that?

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It's as if nature is right here
in the van with me.

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[scratching gets louder]

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Wait, is something
here in the van with me?

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[flashlight clicks]

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See down here...

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Aw.

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Aw, look at that. It...

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I think it's a baby bird.

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Oh, hey there, little fella.

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Oh! Oh, God, it's a bat!

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It's a bat!

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[screams]

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It's on me, it's on me!
Oh, it's gonna fly in my mouth!

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[screaming]

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[whimpering]

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Are you okay?What?

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Are you okay?

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[panting]

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Yeah. No, I'm good.
Uh... There was a bat.

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Big one.
Two, three-footer.

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Basically a vicious
flying rat.

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I didn't see anything.

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'Cause I scared it off.

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So, you're safe now.
[chuckles]

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I'm Drew.

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Hannah.

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Yeah, nice to meet
you, Hannah.Yeah, you, too.

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I'm in the Econoline
by the bathrooms

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if you have
any more trouble.

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Okay. Thanks.

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[chuckles]

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You know what, actually,

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um...

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I was thinking about having
a little bit of a nightcap.

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Perhaps a White Russian
with almond milk?

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How about tequila?

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Mm, gives me acid reflux,

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but, uh, what the heck,
I have a whole roll of Tums.

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[laughs] #VanLife.

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It's what we say.

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[knock on door]It's open.

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Okay, Cannoli,
it's time to go potty.

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Potty? This thing
leaves behind a hot brick.

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Harry, why don't you
take him?

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It's cold outside.

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Give me the leash.

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Come on.
Come on, come on.

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Please, God,
make it just be number one.

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Come on, let's go. Come on.

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All right, what's going on?

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I have something for you.

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It's in the drawer.

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[gasps] Oh, yay.

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A Bible.

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And in large print.

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There's a box in there.

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Oh.

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What is this?Just open it.

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[gasps]

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Oh, Meredith.

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Oh, my goodness,
it's beautiful.

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It was my mother's.
I want you to have it.

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No, I-I can't.

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Yes, you can.

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You have been so good
to me and to Harry.

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Meredith, oh,
I love this, but...

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But what?

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You want to wait
until I'm gone

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so I can't get to see
that look on your face?

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Thank you.

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[gasps] Do me a favor,
don't tell Harry.

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Why not?

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[sighs]

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He thinks I'm gonna
live forever.

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Also, don't tell Gabby.

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The last thing I need

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is her fishing around
for earrings.

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[chuckles]

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Smooth.

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[strained]: Yes.
Goes down nice and easy.

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[chuckles]Oh, good, more.
[chuckles]

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So, that's a pretty sweet ride
you got there.

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Oh. Yes. Thank you.

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I got a big thumbs up at
the Wendy's drive-through.

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They were very cool about me
knocking down their sign.

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[chuckles]
You crack me up.

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[chuckles] Right.
Yeah, it's just being funny.

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Definitely not something
that happened.

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[grunts] So...

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How long you been
living the van life?

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A few years. You?

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Oh, going on
four... Mm...

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Five hours now.
[chuckles]

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So, where you
headed to next?Um,

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I'm thinking Pennsylvania.I think you mean

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"Pennsyl-van-yeah."

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Not drunk enough
to laugh at that one.

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00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,735
Let me top that off
for you.

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Thanks.Yeah.

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You know, I'm starting
to feel like

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this trip was
the right choice.

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To living in the
here and now.

252
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Hm.
And making connections

253
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along the way.

254
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Yup. Right choice.

255
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You want to give me
a tour of your van?

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Ah...

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Yes.

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Morning, everybody.ALL: Morning, Gina.

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Anybody seen Bert?

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Try the Hidey Hole.

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I'm sorry, the what?

262
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The bar by the bus station.

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It's 8:00 in the morning.

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No clocks in the Hidey Hole.

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Gabby, I need you

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to take Norma to her surgery.

267
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,277
Why?I got to go find Bert

268
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,887
or this anniversary dinner
is screwed.

269
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,020
I meant why me?

270
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,848
NORMA:
Yeah, why her?

271
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,371
GINA:Norma,

272
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:19,026
I'm so sorry, but I
have got an emergency.

273
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,681
I'm an emergency.I know.

274
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,378
You promised you'd be there.

275
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,120
And I will be,
the moment you wake up.

276
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,209
So, I have to go
through this alone?

277
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,732
You have nothing
to worry about.

278
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,648
Gabby's gonna take
good care of you.

279
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,260
Look me in the eye and say that.

280
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,224
I'll get there,
I promise.

281
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,099
[groans]

282
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,975
Hannah?

283
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,718
Hannah?

284
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,906
Hannah.

285
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,431
♪

286
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,128
Set me up again, Stewie.

287
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,917
Ugh.

288
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,269
Bert.

289
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,098
How'd you find me?

290
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,577
Ramon.Who's that?

291
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,057
He works for you.

292
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,278
I don't think so.

293
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,281
Talk to me, Bert.
What is going on?

294
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,588
I can't do it. I can't make
the fancy French meal.

295
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,068
Sure you can.
You have to.

296
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,766
You don't think I tried?
I was in that kitchen

297
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,985
at the crack of dawn,
dicing onions,

298
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,160
clarifying butter.

299
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,510
Ask Ramon.
He was there.

300
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,339
Come back, please.

301
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,776
I will help you.

302
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,039
You can't help me.
No one can help me.

303
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,997
I'm a loser.Stop it.

304
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,565
You are a terrific chef.No, I'm not.

305
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,176
Bert, I see greatness in you.

306
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,397
I have to squint,
but I can see it.

307
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,226
When I squint,
I only see my eyelashes.

308
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,705
Stop talking,

309
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,925
and just listen to me.
The last couple of weeks,

310
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,449
the food has gotten
so much better,

311
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,886
and do you know
what that tells me?

312
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,322
What?

313
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,281
That you can do anything
you put your mind to.

314
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,807
Why do you keep
believing in me?

315
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,634
Because everybody
deserves a...

316
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,506
[whispers]:
One, two, three, four...

317
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,334
[normal volume]:
Fifth chance.

318
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,599
Thank you.

319
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,254
Stewie, I'm gonna need
a cup of coffee

320
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,038
and a cigarette dipped
in crystal meth.

321
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,518
Coming at you.

322
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,606
No, no, no,
no, no.

323
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,304
Just the coffee,
Stewie.

324
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,831
Why can't we eat in our
own room? I'm tired.

325
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,225
Another time.
We need to be more social.

326
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,923
You, social?

327
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,663
When did that start?

328
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,405
♪

329
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,756
What is this?

330
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,976
Well, you always wanted
to go to Paris.

331
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,761
Well, tonight, we're in
the City of Lights.

332
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,633
[gasps]

333
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:12,895
Oh, my God.

334
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,333
This is...

335
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,552
Thank you.

336
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,207
Madame, Monsieur.
Le pooch.

337
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,556
S'il vous plaît.

338
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,300
I'm guessing
you had a hand in this.

339
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,171
Oh, it was all
this guy.

340
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,869
HARRY:
Ah, well...

341
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,653
Congrats on 55 years.

342
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,176
Thank you. [kisses]Mm.

343
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,743
I'm sorry I can't stay.

344
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,701
I have to get to
the hospital for Norma,

345
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,834
but have the best time.

346
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,923
Hang on.

347
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,100
Thank you.

348
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,886
Oh. Wow.

349
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,365
I helped, too.

350
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,368
Come here.

351
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,762
[chuckles]

352
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,938
Enjoy.

353
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,636
Here we go.

354
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,074
What happened to you?

355
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:04,077
I hit rock bottom.

356
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,775
Anyway,
your appetizer

357
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,864
is a salmon mousse.

358
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,822
That's mousse with a U,

359
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,129
not the Bullwinkle kind.

360
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,740
Looks delicious.BERT: Your entree

361
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,090
is a coq au vin,

362
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,222
which is a chicken
marinated in wine,

363
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,920
kind of like me.

364
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,096
Where did you order from?

365
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,054
I made it myself.

366
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,751
Go ahead,
take a bite.

367
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,405
[clears throat]

368
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,325
It's delicious.

369
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,761
It is?[chuckles] Yeah.

370
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,025
Ramon, we did it!

371
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,678
HARRY:
For real,

372
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,332
you made this?Yeah.

373
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,465
I actually went
to culinary school.

374
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,815
Mm.Then I met a special lady
who took my career

375
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,773
in a different direction.

376
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,775
Her name was cocaine.

377
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,690
You're ruining
the moment.

378
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,215
That's kind of my thing.

379
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,694
Bon appétit.

380
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,567
[clears throat] Oh, I...

381
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,090
got you something.

382
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,092
Ah.

383
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,921
I finally went
through that...

384
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,664
that box of old photos, yeah,

385
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,275
and put it together.Oh, Harry.

386
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,322
Yeah.Oh, this...
It's incredible.

387
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,714
Yeah.

388
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,152
It's our whole life.Yeah. Look at this.

389
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,372
My cowboy hat phase.
[laughs]

390
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,853
Remember when you
lost that hat?Oh, yeah.

391
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,594
You didn't lose it.

392
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,946
Oh, my gosh. [gasps]Yeah.

393
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,079
Our wedding.Yeah.

394
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,385
We were so young.

395
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,087
Yeah, that's

396
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,090
the day we brought Beth
home from the hospital.

397
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,094
Look how tiny she was.
[chuckles]Yeah.

398
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,053
[sighs] We've had...

399
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,447
such a wonderful
life together.

400
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,754
I'm so lucky I found you.

401
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,756
No.

402
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,454
I'm the lucky one.

403
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,553
[singing in French]

404
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,603
[honks horn]Move it, asshat!

405
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,692
[continues singing in French]

406
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175
[siren chirps]Oh!

407
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,698
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

408
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,570
No, no, no, no!

409
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,095
Is something wrong, officer?

410
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097
Do you know how fast
you were driving?

411
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,100
Honestly, no.

412
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,754
I'm on my way to the hospital.

413
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,452
A friend of mine is in surgery
and I have to get there.

414
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,714
Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, but you...

415
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,021
She's more of a mother, really.

416
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,329
A tiny, frail,

417
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,506
very, very old mother,

418
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,682
whose favorite show is...

419
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,076
is Blue Bloods.

420
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,340
All right, I'll let you off
with a warning this time.

421
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,776
Let me just run
your license.

422
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,952
Thank you.

423
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,872
Still got it, baby.

424
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,135
How was the anniversary dinner?

425
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,702
Well, it took
me 55 years,

426
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,138
but I think I finally
pulled off a good one.

427
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,444
Oh, that's great.

428
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,141
You know, one year,
my ex-wife and I...

429
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,838
Not your night, Jerry.

430
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,102
[Cannoli barking]

431
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,843
What the hell?

432
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,802
[barking]

433
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,153
Meredith!

434
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,024
Oh, my God.

435
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,028
Is everything okay?

436
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,987
Call 911.

437
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,692
Welcome to night two of
"Near and Far With Drew Dunbar."

438
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,303
If it feels like
I'm a little down,

439
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,869
it's 'cause I am.

440
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,394
Took one in the tighty-whities
last night.

441
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,701
Yup. Fell for the oldest con
in the world,

442
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,486
pretty girl who gets you drunk

443
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,010
and then doesn't make fun of you
for crying when you're done.

444
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,490
[cell phone ringing]

445
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,320
Hello?GINA: Hey, it's me.

446
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,104
Oh, hey. Man, you are not

447
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,540
gonna believe what happened
to me last night.

448
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,673
Meredith's in the hospital.

449
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,196
What? What happened?

450
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,373
I don't know the details,
but it doesn't look good.

451
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,635
How's Harry?

452
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,376
I haven't talked to him yet.

453
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,682
You're not at the hospital?

454
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,597
I'm in jail.