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[indistinct chatter]

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Hello. Good morning, everybody.

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Can I have your attention?

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Hi.

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I want to thank you all
for coming.

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I was told there'd be bagels.

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And there will be.And cream cheese?

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What is this, my first day?

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Okay, I want
to start

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with some very exciting news.

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If you're making the bathrooms
gender-neutral,

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I'll go outside in the bushes.

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"We suffer more in imagination
than we do in reality."

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Seneca, Roman philosopher.

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"I only pee
next to other dudes."

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Spencer Williams,
American patriot.

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GINA:
Okay, um,

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the news is...
[laughs softly]

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...I bought the Valley Hills
Assisted Living Facility.

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Where you do the living...

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And we do the assisting.

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I told you that would die.

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So, you actually did it?

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You bought the place?

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I did.

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A-And the previous owners
were so eager to sell

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that they threw all you guys in,
no extra charge.

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Not a great feeling, is it?

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I have an appointment
to fix a detached retina.

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Can we move this along
before I go blind in one eye?

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So sorry, Bette. Hey,
I love the shoes, by the way.

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Ooh, thanks.

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I'm happy to loan.

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Um, anyway, uh,
you all know Gabby.

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And as of today, she is our new
administrative vice president.

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I'll still be rolling you
over when you have bed sores

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and sterilizing
your catheters, but now

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I have a parking spot.

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We'll talk about that later.

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And I'd also like to introduce
you to my friend Gideon,

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who is our new head nurse.

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In addition to caring
for your health needs,

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I will also be reviving the
Valley Hills theater program.

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So be sure to sign up
for our first production,

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La Cage aux Folles.

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Maybe you should loan
thisone your shoes.

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And I am very grateful

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to Mrs. Ludlum, who
has agreed to stay on

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and help me turn this into
the happiest place on Earth.

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Suck on that, Disneyland.

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Now, as you all know,

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Mr. Knudsen left me
a-a great deal of money.

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I let him watch me shower,
and he left me nothing.

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Well, isn't that
a special memory?

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Uh, the thing is, um,

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I didn't just buy this place,

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I am determined
to make it better.

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Is this shower deal
available to anyone?

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Okay, okay, moving on.
[chuckles]

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I want to open up the floor
and hear from you guys.

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What can we do to make your
golden years your best years?

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SPENCER:
Golden years?

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Every morning, I hack
up a gallon of phlegm,

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I take 28 pills, and then try
to put my Skechers on

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without sitting on my balls.

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Show me the golden.

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Want to make things better?

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HARRY:
My wife's dying.

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She's in constant pain.

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Whenever she hits
the call button

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to go to the bathroom, somebody,

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maybe the vice president here,

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can actually show
up and help her.

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I'm sorry,

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but we're understaffed,

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and I can't be everywhere
at once.

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Well, you have enough time
to smoke pot

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on the pickleball court.

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HARRY:Mm-hmm.Harry, I will be
hiring more staff,

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so waiting will no longer
be an issue.

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All right, what else?

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Perhaps the chef
could be improved upon.

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What's wrong with the chef?

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He was fired from
Southwest Airlines.

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Maybe there's a clue in that.

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Okay, we're getting a new chef.

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All right. Anything else?

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The laundry service is a joke.

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All my clothes
come back stretched out.

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Or you're shrinking.

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The word is "tight." I'm tight.

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I will look into the laundry.

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We need better security.

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We're sitting ducks
for the terrorists.

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Oh, sure, because they
want to kill people

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who are about to die.

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Very clever.

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When they get here, I'm sending
them to your room first.

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So they're not only coming,
they take requests?

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Okay, we need to get
back on track. [chuckles]

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Um...

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I just want to close
by saying that...

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being of service to you
and making your lives better

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is what gives my life purpose.

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You know what would
give mylife purpose?

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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative♪

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♪ To be positive.

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Ooh. This banana
is kind of tired.

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What do you say we toss it
and get you a new one?

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Got it. That's a keeper.

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How's it going?

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Ooh, I'm all packed up.

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Uh, any of my clothes
you find lying around,

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you can give to the Goodwill.

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Most of which I bought
at the Goodwill.

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Circle of life.
[chuckles]

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I'm gonna miss you.

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I'm gonna miss you, too.

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I guess this is it.

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I guess so.

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Oh, oh, um... Your house key.

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No, no. You keep it.

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You'll always have a home here
whenever you want.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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I'll see you later.
[clears throat]Bye.

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Let's go, Cannoli.

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Hey, boy. You forget something?

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Oh.

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[toy squeaks]

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Hmm.

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[squeaking softly]

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Come on, come on. All right?

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You have to eat something.
Come on.

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Harry, if you don't
put that spoon down,

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I'm gonna take
your temperature with it.

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Hey, how's my favorite couple?

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Terrific.She's not eating.

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Oh, come on, Meredith. You got
to keep up your strength.

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Why? I'm gonna arm-wrestle
the Grim Reaper?

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You might. We don't
know how it works.

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D-Don't talk like that.

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Don't tell her
not to talk like that.

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In fact, don't tell any woman

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not to talk like that.

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He's sorry.

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Tell her you're sorry.

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You just said it.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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Um, I got one of these
for everybody.

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Does it open a garage door?

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Well, it's a call button
that works with Wi-Fi,

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so when you press it, somebody
will come, wherever you are.

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Really? Let's give it a try.

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Oh, no, no, no.
It's really for emergencies.

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I saw something like this on TV.

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Oh, yeah, like the lady
who falls and can't get up.

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That's us now,
baby. [laughs]

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Everything okay?

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Sorry. False alarm.

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Oh, we're gonna have
a lot of fun with this thing.

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Try yours.
Maybe someone else will come.

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No, no, no, no, no. No!

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[device beeping]

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Whatever it is, you gonna have
to wait a few minutes.

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[squeaking softly]

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Oh, hey, there, little guy.
You all done in the kitchen?

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Well, I sure
don't mind the company.

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Okay, well,
don't get stuck under the oven.

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[sighs]

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[phone vibrating]

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What?

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Hey, baby girl.
Just checking in.

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Seeing what the haps is.

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I'm doing homework.

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Uh-huh, cool. What do you got?

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A little Social Studies?
¿Un poquito Español?

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Are you feeling okay?

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I'm fine.

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I just wanted to chat
with my daughter.

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Okay.

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I'm savoring that I get

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to be here,
alive and well, for... this.

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Still there?

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Did you ever tell Gina
how you felt about her?

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Oh. No.

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I-I dropped plenty of hints,
but no.

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No, I didn't want
to ruin the friendship.

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Wimp.

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I'm not a wimp. I'm patient.

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Prudent. Pragmatic.

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Pathetic.
Just tell her you're into her.

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What's the worst
that could happen?

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Well, she rejects me,
never talks to me again,

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and then for the rest
of my life, every time

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I use her kidney to pee,
I'm reminded of my shame.

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I'm sorry I asked.

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I'm sorry I answered.

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Okay, goodbye.

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[whirring]

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Hey, look who's back.

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It's starting to feel personal.

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[phone ringing]

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Hey, stranger.GINA:
I don't know what I'm doing.

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I have people here
who are sick and dying

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and I don't feel like I'm
equipped to handle any of it.

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Well, can you give
the place back?

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Did you save the receipt?

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Really? I tell you people
are dying and you make jokes?

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Can't help it. Death gives me
the heebie-jeebies.

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Drew!

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Sorry. How can I help?

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I have a very sweet lady
who has stage four cancer,

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and her husband is angry
and confused,

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and I think they need to talk
to a professional.

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Oh, and you thought of me.
I'm flattered.

224
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You're the only therapist
I know.

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Still flattered.

226
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Okay, I'll stop by tomorrow.

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Thanks.

228
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Hey, Roomba. Guess who called.

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[Norma crying]

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Norma?

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You doing okay?

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NORMA:
Go away. I'm fine.

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You don't sound fine.
You want to open the door?

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No.

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I have a pass key.

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Come back when you have
a warrant.

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[crying]

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What is going on with you?

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Nothing.
I'm just having a bad day.

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Are you taking your pain meds?

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I told you, I don't like

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the way they make me feel.

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You can't keep
putting off the surgery.

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Watch me.

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Why are you being so stubborn?

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I don't want to be
put under, okay?

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They put people my age under,

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half the time
they never wake up.

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They go from the table to a bag.

250
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Norma, that is not
gonna happen to you.

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No pills, no bag.

252
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What are you doing?

253
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Hang on.[rapid thudding]

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[panting]
What do you need?

255
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,416
Two Advil.

256
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Yeah, like that'll help.

257
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They're for me.

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Mind if I sit down for a minute?

259
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The whole place has
gone button-crazy.

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[device beeping]Damn it.

261
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,693
GIDEON:
Okay, Bette.

262
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,738
Here is your
blood pressure pill.

263
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,000
I'm fine. I don't need it.

264
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,046
Honey, you had a heart attack.

265
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,221
Oh, please.

266
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,832
It was mostly gas.

267
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,268
You have to take your pill.

268
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,313
No.

269
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,531
Okay, fine.

270
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,707
Then no bikini wax.

271
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,057
You're a monster.

272
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,103
Gideon.GIDEON:
Oh, hey.

273
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,236
Look who's here.Yeah. Gina asked me

274
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,499
to have a little chat
with Meredith and Harry Milton?

275
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,762
Oh, yeah. Down the hall,
uh, second door on the left.

276
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,199
Great. So, how you
liking the new job?

277
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,376
I'm digging it. There's always
something crazy going on.

278
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,683
[device beeping]Hi, Drew.

279
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,737
[shushes]
My wife is sleeping.

280
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,740
Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, I'm Drew Dunbar.

281
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,959
Did Gina tell you
I was gonna drop by?

282
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,440
Oh, yeah. You're the shrink.

283
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,225
I'm actually not a shrink,
I'm a psychologist.

284
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,706
I don't care.
I'm not interested.

285
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,012
Oh, I understand.

286
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,579
I just know
that, sometimes,

287
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,190
when you're going
through difficult situations,

288
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,061
it helps to have someone
to bounce things off of.

289
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,976
Hang on.

290
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,769
You're right. I feel better.

291
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,212
U-Uh, Gina, can you
help me with something?

292
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,822
Oh, can it wait? Uh...I was wondering if we had room

293
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,563
in the budget for
a speaker series.

294
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:05,088
We could bring people in to
talk to us about world events.

295
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,917
Ooh, that's a great idea.And the occasional magician.

296
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,963
Oh, you like magic?I like to be fooled.

297
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,660
[laughs]:
Okay.

298
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,011
A-And I'm thinking that
I could be host/moderator.

299
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:19,146
Sort of like Charlie Rose,
but before the darkness.

300
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,104
Okay, yeah.
We can make that happen.

301
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,933
Oh, you've just made
an old man very happy.

302
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,369
I'm glad.Uh-- oops.

303
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,631
What's that behind your ear?

304
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,807
[gasps]

305
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,592
Gratitude.

306
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,681
[laughs]
I love that.

307
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814
Because I fooled you.

308
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,124
[laughter on TV][knocking]

309
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,691
It's open.

310
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,346
Hi.

311
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,869
You wanted to see me?

312
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,480
Yes, thank you.

313
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,831
[TV turns off]
Here, sit.

314
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,484
[clears throat]

315
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,659
What's up?

316
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,314
I'm worried about Harry.

317
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,402
Oh, what about him?

318
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,578
He keeps making these
little jokes

319
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:04,408
that right after my funeral
he's gonna join me in heaven.

320
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,498
Ooh, um, that's not good.

321
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,414
Just know that
the entire staff will make sure

322
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,416
that he has plenty
of emotional support.

323
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,462
I don't care about
the entire staff.

324
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,898
I'm talking to you.

325
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,902
You're the only one here
he actually likes.

326
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,122
I am?[chuckles]: Yeah.

327
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,428
You remind him of our daughter.

328
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,995
Aw, that's nice.

329
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,388
Hey, where is she?

330
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,737
In heaven.

331
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,130
Waiting for me.

332
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,262
[softly]:
Oh, Meredith.

333
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,916
I'm so sorry.

334
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,745
So, I can count on you?

335
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,182
Absolutely.

336
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,055
I will take
good care of Harry.

337
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,884
If you don't,
I will haunt you.

338
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,582
Got it.
I mean it.

339
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,976
Sleep with a rosary.

340
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,458
I'll teach you to run from me.

341
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,114
[phone rings]

342
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,421
Hey, kidney buddy.

343
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,031
That's getting old, Drew.

344
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,033
Well, you can always give me
another body part.

345
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,427
I bet I could rock your tushy.
[giggles]

346
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953
Are you flirting with me?

347
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,651
[chuckles]:
What? Oh, my God. No.

348
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,566
Um, hey, did you talk to Harry?

349
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,482
Yeah, uh, we had a quick chat.
Did not go well.

350
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397
Did he throw a hush puppy
at you?

351
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,747
No, a water bottle.
What's a hush puppy?

352
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,184
It's a shoe.
For some reason,

353
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,490
old men like to wear them
with shorts.

354
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,318
So, listen.

355
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,754
I talked to his wife today,

356
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,408
and... [sighs]

357
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,803
she's worried that he might do
something stupid after she dies.

358
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,197
What do you mean, like suicide?

359
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,461
Yeah. She made me promise
to look after him.

360
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,419
[sighs] That's quite
a responsibility.

361
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,639
Yeah, i-it's actually
way too much for me,

362
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:48,904
so, um, I'm gonna share it
with my tushy buddy.

363
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,950
[giggles]:
Oh, I wish.

364
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,386
[clears throat]

365
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,044
[clears throat] Okay, yeah.

366
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,395
I can, uh, swing by tomorrow
and try again.

367
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,093
Hopefully, he won't throw
a water bottle or a shoe at me.

368
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,094
Or a billiard ball.

369
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,531
What?Good night.

370
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,185
Good night.

371
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,536
I love you.

372
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,322
Thank you.

373
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,758
Did you get something fun?

374
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,979
Three-month supply of
my favorite antiaging cream.

375
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,938
You don't just wake up
looking like this.

376
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,419
Hey, Drew.Hey, Gabby.

377
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,203
Hello.

378
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,422
Hi.

379
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,946
[gasps softly]Um, I'm looking for Harry.

380
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992
Try the game room.Thanks.

381
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,994
See ya.

382
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,691
Yes, you will.

383
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,348
Oh. Yum.

384
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,047
Hi, Norma.

385
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,744
Hi.What you doing?

386
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,051
I'm writing an angry letter
to The New York Times.

387
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,010
An actual letter. Wow.

388
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,361
They don't usually get those
unless there's anthrax in them.

389
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,842
You know what this is?A pen?

390
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,322
It's a weapon.

391
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,063
Greatest weapon known to man.

392
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:04,153
Ah, yes, the whole "pen is
mightier than the sword" thing.

393
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,459
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.

394
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,243
I'm gonna go on a limb and say

395
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,071
you'd get a lot more attention
at The New York Times

396
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,725
if you walked in there
with a sword.

397
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,858
You know what your smart mouth
just got ya?

398
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:14,903
What's that?

399
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,557
A letter.

400
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,256
See, again I would've gone
with a sword.

401
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,610
Quite the stroke
you got there.

402
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,397
You feel like a little
friendly competition?

403
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,964
You can actually play?Yes.

404
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,444
We had a pool table growing up.

405
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,099
My dad saw it as a way
to spend time with me

406
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,709
without talking.

407
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,669
Sounds like a good father.

408
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,714
All right, grab a stick.
You're up.

409
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,194
Okay.
Come on.

410
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:47,979
[clears throat]

411
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,590
[quietly]:
Let's see here.

412
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,817
I'm 84 years old.
Shoot the damn thing.

413
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:03,169
Sorry, I was taught that
chalking is critical

414
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,171
to avoid any mis...Shoot!

415
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,782
[clears throat]
Seems like enough.

416
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,268
Not bad.
Chalking.

417
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,187
So, what about you?
Where'd you learn to play?

418
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,363
Hmm.

419
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,279
At a bar I hung out in,
in college.

420
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,715
Had a table in the back,

421
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,370
and the most beautiful bartender
you've ever seen.

422
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,547
I used to go there
to shoot eight ball,

423
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,071
but really that was just
an excuse just...

424
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,117
just to talk to her, you know.

425
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,337
Nice. Did you get laid?

426
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,253
Yes. Then I married her.

427
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,255
Am I blushing?
I feel like I'm blushing.

428
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,691
[chuckles nervously]

429
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:51,173
I can see why your father
didn't want you to talk.

430
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,176
Ha ha! Funny but painful.

431
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,962
You know, I-I don't know
if Gina mentioned this,

432
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,616
but I was in renal failure,

433
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,488
going to dialysis
three times a week.

434
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,750
It was...

435
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,186
It was pretty bleak.[billiard balls clatter]

436
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,014
I came close to giving up.

437
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,711
Okay.

438
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,800
I think I know what this is.

439
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,845
I'm sorry?

440
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,760
What happened? Hmm?

441
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,153
Meredith talked to Gina,

442
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,719
then Gina talked to you,
and that why you're here?

443
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:19,680
I-I'm not sure about
the exact order of events,

444
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:23,292
but I do feel

445
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,425
like you and I share a common...

446
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,732
bond, a wound,
if you will.

447
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,821
Uh, could you please
put the ball down?

448
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,432
I'm gonna count to ten.

449
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,042
Ah, and you're holding
the ten ball.

450
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,087
On purpose?
Happy accident?

451
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,351
One. Two.

452
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,656
Okay, I'll wrap it up.

453
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,354
Uh, look.
Three.

454
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,487
What would you do
if the roles were reversed?Four, five, six,

455
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,924
What would you want
Meredith to do?seven, eight...

456
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,535
Wouldn't you want her to live
and be happy?

457
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,581
Nine.I'll circle back tomorrow
for your answer.

458
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,196
Hey, I need
your mailing address.

459
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,291
Madam, would you please
take a card?

460
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,293
No.Why not?

461
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,120
Because I don't know
where they've been

462
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,818
or who's touched them.

463
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,082
Okay. Would anyone else
like to take a card?

464
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:18,739
I-I will. I'm not afraid
of germs or being delighted.

465
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,612
Ah, the seven of diamonds,
everyone!

466
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,832
Well, now--
you weren't supposed to tell me.

467
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,529
Oh. I'm sorry.

468
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,139
What's wrong with you?

469
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,141
What's wrong with you?

470
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,360
Hey. You know what?

471
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,883
Let-Let's try again.

472
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,537
Okay. [clears throat]

473
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:38,193
Ah! The three of clubs!

474
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,501
Who saw that coming?

475
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,329
Hey.

476
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,244
You got anything
going on tomorrow?

477
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,506
No, why?

478
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,160
'Cause I thought
we'd shoot some pool.

479
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,946
Yeah, sure. I'd like that.

480
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,252
No talking, just pool.

481
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,602
You got it.
No talking, just chalking.

482
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,216
Is this your card, young lady?

483
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,784
Who cares?
Can you cut me in half?

484
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,266
You know, with all that money,
you could've bought a yacht.

485
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,094
Or a seat in Congress.

486
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,270
Very true.

487
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,749
Any regrets?

488
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,011
Not one.

489
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:17,058
Harry, put
the shoe down!