1 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,796 Mmm. [yawns] 2 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,145 Oh, morning. 3 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,017 Morning. 4 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,021 You son of a bitch. 5 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,413 You brushed your teeth. 6 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:23,545 No, I didn't. 7 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:24,937 Liar-- your breath smells fantastic! 8 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:26,069 It's genetic. 9 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,202 I have a recessive mint gene. 10 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,595 [sniffs] Oh, my God. 11 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:31,814 Deodorant, too? 12 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:32,989 You monster! 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,338 I just want to be pretty for you. 14 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,166 Is that so wrong? 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,863 Last night was great. 16 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,952 Pretty wild.Yeah, tell me about it. 17 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,998 The bed started out on the other side of the room. 18 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,086 [laughs] 19 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,957 So, hey, you want to get lunch later? 20 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,656 Sorry, can't. I have a 1:00 with my oncologist. 21 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,006 How about dinner Wednesday? 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,400 Uh... 23 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,097 No. 24 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,012 I've got a renal function panel on Thursday morning. 25 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,535 I have to fast the night before. 26 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,363 How about breakfast after my panel? 27 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:00,495 I'm meeting my nutritionist. 28 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,844 Making adjustments to my diet. 29 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,106 What about Thursday afternoon? 30 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,238 Nephrologist appointment. 31 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,109 Okay, I'd say Thursday night, 32 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,806 but I have acupuncture.Friday? 33 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,113 No, I have dialysis Monday, Wednesday, Friday. 34 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,420 And then Maddie all weekend. How about next week? 35 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,726 CAT scan, internist, pedicure. 36 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:18,034 Not medical, but I'd hate to rip a hole in these nice sheets. 37 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,167 Okay, now we're looking at the week after that. 38 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,734 Which is when I start my next round of chemo. 39 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:24,997 Cancer. 40 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,956 What a dick. 41 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,263 Renal failure's a real nut crunch, too. 42 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,136 Hey, how about after chemo, I come by 43 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,224 and take care of you? 44 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,617 [winces] I don't want you 45 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,618 to see me after chemo. 46 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,750 I'll be sweaty... 47 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:39,838 and pukey... 48 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,536 disgusting. Okay. 49 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,233 Well, I will just drink some expired buttermilk 50 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,756 and we can be disgusting together. 51 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,758 You do have two bathrooms, right? 52 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,457 Drew. 53 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,849 Fine. 54 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,548 Well, I'm wide open 2029. 55 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,681 Hey, me, too. You know, if we're still alive. 56 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,292 We're alive now. 57 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,859 You probably use that line on all the dying chicks. 58 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,644 You charmer. 59 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,126 Oh, oh... 60 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,999 ♪ The more you give ♪♪ The more you give♪ 61 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:12,175 ♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪ 62 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:15,787 ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪ 63 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,573 ♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪ 64 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,357 ♪ It's time to face the fact 65 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,098 ♪ It's your prerogative 66 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,447 ♪ Your prerogative♪ 67 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,797 ♪ To be positive. 68 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,199 Look at this. 69 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,462 Half off a cruise 70 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,855 around the Amalfi Coast.Ah. 71 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,118 Ten days of sun and fun 72 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,424 in Italy... 73 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,121 from the tip of the boot 74 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,644 to the top of the knee. 75 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,081 Ah, this looks amazing.Mm-hmm. 76 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,909 I've never been on a cruise 77 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,260 that didn't have the word "booze" in front of it. 78 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,784 I used to go with my daughter all the time. 79 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,220 We had so much fun. 80 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,091 You know, before she went to college and realized 81 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,484 I ruined her life. 82 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,139 So what do you say? 83 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,227 About what? 84 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,403 The cruise. Come with me. My treat. 85 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,927 Norma, no, that's crazy. 86 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,190 What? 87 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,756 It's my money and I get to spend it 88 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,758 on people I love. 89 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,630 So either you come with me on a cruise 90 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,849 or I send a check to Burt Bacharach. 91 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,851 Huh, what do you say? Please? 92 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:20,896 It would mean a lot. 93 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,898 Aw. 94 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,552 It would be amazing. 95 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,858 And I have seen every episode of The Sopranos, 96 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,644 so I basically speak Italian. 97 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,993 So... 98 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,169 is it a yes? 99 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,692 All right, yes! 100 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,041 Let's go! 101 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,870 We can pick up a father and son on the boat. 102 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,350 You get the father. 103 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:41,743 I like it. 104 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,658 Sock on the doorknob means take another lap 105 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,834 around the lido deck. 106 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,705 Hey, you're both here. 107 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,359 I'd like to introduce you 108 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,187 to my... 109 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,884 girlfriend? 110 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,103 Oh, what the hell. 111 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:55,670 Adriana, this is Gina, 112 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,672 my kidney donor, and Norma, 113 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,674 her friend who almost burned down a retirement home 114 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,198 and now lives in my guest room. 115 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,419 And we'll all pretend that wasn't an awkward introduction. 116 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,768 Nice to meet you. 117 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,900 Nice to meet you, too, dear. I'm glad to see 118 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,902 that Drew has found someone. 119 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:13,775 Proof that there's an ass for every saddle. 120 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,125 Did I mention she lives here rent-free? 121 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,258 I'll just go and tidy up in the kitchen. 122 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,651 Ciao, bella. 123 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:23,698 [Italian accent]: Drew's girlfriend can do better. 124 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,700 [laughing] 125 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,833 Drew can't stop talking about you. 126 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:31,619 He walks around with this dopey grin on his face, 127 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,882 like a baby with gas. 128 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,927 Like... 129 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:36,928 [Adriana laughing]Mm. 130 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:37,929 No, I don't.Mm... 131 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,454 No, that's not how I-- well, uh, 132 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,064 I hope you enjoyed meeting her because you'll 133 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,370 never see her again. 134 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:46,286 [laughs] You know what we should do? 135 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,765 Double date with me and Eli. 136 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,377 Great. Our schedule's a bit tight. 137 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,075 So 6:00 a.m. at the hospital vending machine sound good? 138 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,556 We can move some things around to make it happen. 139 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:58,515 Hey, um, call me after your blood panel? 140 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,562 Only if you tell me about your urine sample. Mmm. 141 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,044 Oh, my God. 142 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829 That was so romantic. 143 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:12,964 What's up, Justin? It's your boy Eli Russell of the Seahawks. 144 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,053 Somebody's becoming a man today. 145 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,055 Mazel tov, bar mitzvah boy! 146 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:20,102 Now go tackle that Torah portion. 147 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:23,497 And... first Cameo video done. 148 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,499 Easy hundred bucks.Yeah. 149 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,632 [sputters] A few years ago, I was making millions. 150 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,373 Now I'm doing Cameos and autograph signings. 151 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,375 Maybe I should sell some of my football stuff. 152 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,985 What? No. 153 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,857 Why not? I could get 154 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,772 some nice cash for my jerseys and helmets. 155 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,775 Even more for my Super Bowl ring. 156 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,211 But you love that ring. 157 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,647 It's the only piece of jewelry 158 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,083 that has its own Twitter account. 159 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,824 I got to do something. 160 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,435 Even if I find a buyer for this house, 161 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,088 I'll be lucky to break even. 162 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,917 Hey, what if we set this place on fire 163 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,919 for the insurance money, and as the words are coming 164 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,399 out of my mouth, I can see that it's wrong, 165 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,228 unless you think it's a good idea? 166 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,230 Let's call that plan B. 167 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,797 All right, what's next? 168 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,538 Okay. 169 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,366 Um, this one's 170 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,237 for Bob in Wheaton, Illinois. 171 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,544 Mm-hmm.He's a big Seahawks fan. 172 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,894 And his wife wants you to wish him a speedy recovery 173 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,679 from his testicular torsion. 174 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,814 Hey, Bob, it's Eli Russell of the Seahawks. 175 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,512 I heard your boys are taking a little time-out. 176 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,861 So don't touch down... 177 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,037 there for a while. 178 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,867 So you really know somebody who can burn down my house? 179 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:32,740 [laughter] 180 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,829 I can't believe you two went to high school together. 181 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:37,962 Did you ever, you know, hook up? 182 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,400 I hooked up... a lot. 183 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,663 And Drew didn't... 184 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,621 ever. 185 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:45,840 That's not true-- I hooked up... 186 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,711 the audio-visual equipment. 187 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,060 Aw. 188 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,322 All right, here you go. 189 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:51,976 Thank you. Oh! 190 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,108 I think you dropped this. 191 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,544 Oh. Thanks. 192 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,198 What's that? 193 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,418 Well, I was gonna wait till later, but since 194 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,594 we all saw it and we're wondering what it is, 195 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:01,899 go ahead, open it. 196 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 Oh, wow. 197 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,035 It's the shirt from the vintage shop next door. 198 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,254 GINA:Oh, I loved the Spice Girls, too. 199 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,342 I was all about... 200 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,387 [British accent]: Sporty Spice. 201 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,562 I can see that. 202 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,521 I was all about Baby Spice, 203 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,697 but then I matured into Posh. 204 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,351 I tried to hook up with Scary Spice 205 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,831 at a party after the Pro Bowl. 206 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,790 And? [British accent]: She lived up to her name. 207 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,402 How'd you do this? 208 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,491 Oh, well, when I said 209 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,450 I went to the bathroom, I actually just 210 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,625 went over and got it. 211 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,583 I want you to remember this night. 212 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:36,151 And that when you tell me what you want-- 213 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,675 what you really, really want-- I listen. 214 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,503 [laughter] 215 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,287 Well, it's a very sweet gesture. 216 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,724 Thank you. 217 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,595 I'm gonna run to the restroom. 218 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,292 So if you're expecting me to come back with a gift, 219 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,077 it's gonna be a feminine hygiene product. 220 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,515 I love her.I like her. She's funny. 221 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,777 My treat. 222 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,605 No, I got this. No, you don't. 223 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:56,563 Let it go, Drew. 224 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:57,825 Good, I was bluffing. 225 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,522 Hey, I'm a little cold. 226 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,915 Would you mind getting my coat from the car? 227 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,525 It's the fuzzy pink one. 228 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,745 Mm, I get it-- you two want to dish on your dates. 229 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,703 I'll leave you to the girl talk. 230 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,836 Thanks, babe, you're the best. 231 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,881 Hate to see you go. 232 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,970 Love to watch you leave. 233 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,233 You have to pay for dinner. 234 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,192 I'll just tell him I'll get it next time. 235 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,498 Which is what I said last time. 236 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,629 He never remembers. 237 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,675 No, Drew, you have to!Why? 238 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,677 Promise not to say anything to anybody, 239 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,679 but... Eli's broke. 240 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,942 What? Really? Since when? 241 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,770 And why did he tell you before me? 242 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,249 I'm his best friend. 243 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,729 I mean, he's never actually said that. 244 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,992 But does he have to?I'll tell you more later. 245 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,473 But he didn't trust the right people, 246 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,953 and now he's living on his credit cards, 247 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,216 and he's gonna sell his Super Bowl ring. 248 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,870 Oh, my God. 249 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,045 That ring means everything to him. 250 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,569 You cannot tell him I told you. 251 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,831 Okay, yes. 252 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,311 Fine. 253 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,573 I wish I'd have known about this 254 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,096 before we ordered mozzarella sticks 255 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,489 for the table, but whatever. 256 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,493 I got some bad news. 257 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,714 The guy who was financing my one-man show backed out. 258 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,454 What happened, did he see it? 259 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,109 I'm sorry. 260 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,241 Uh, with Samantha being out of town, 261 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,634 I'm trying to be the sassy one, 262 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,636 and it's not working. 263 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,463 He wanted me to put his girlfriend in it, 264 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,988 which is a bit hard since it's a one-man show. 265 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,601 Well, if it would help, I could put in a couple hundred dollars. 266 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,603 Same here.I'm good for a grand. 267 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,171 Seriously?That's a little generous, isn't it? 268 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,477 Hey, if we can't help each other, what are we here for? 269 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,478 Yeah, Drew. 270 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,393 Mind your business. 271 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:29,351 All right, later, guys. 272 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:30,613 JERRY: See you, Eli. 273 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,267 [door closes] 274 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,443 Gideon, you cannot take that money. 275 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,531 Oh, honey, watch me. 276 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,272 No, I'm serious, you can't.Why not? 277 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,231 [sighs] Okay. 278 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,494 You know what, promise you won't say anything, 279 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:45,846 but Eli is having money problems. 280 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,456 Oh, like mo' money, 281 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,414 mo' problems. 282 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,809 No. 283 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,246 Mo' like no money, big problems. 284 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,770 [stammers] 285 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,249 How bad is it? 286 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,337 Bad enough that he's talking about 287 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,512 selling his Super Bowl ring. 288 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,079 What?! 289 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,472 He loves that ring more than anything. 290 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,213 I know because I've literally heard him say, 291 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,781 "I love you more than anything, ring." 292 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,391 How do you know this? 293 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,392 He told Gina. 294 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,741 Which is a little hurtful 295 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,264 because I am his best friend. 296 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,615 Oh, I hate that he thinks he has to hide this from us. 297 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,617 And me. Mainly me. Best friend, so... 298 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,358 Oh, my God, here it is. 299 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,404 His Super Bowl ring is up for auction. 300 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,145 People are already bidding on it. 301 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,146 Such a shame. 302 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,321 So sad. 303 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,452 Yeah. 304 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,629 At least his last thousand dollars 305 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,369 will go to something worthwhile. 306 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,329 It was a joke. 307 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,985 Okay, maybe it wasn't. 308 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,467 [knock on door] 309 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,647 [knocking continues] 310 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,349 Hey. 311 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,394 What are you doing here?Well... 312 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,005 it's your chemo week, so I thought you might want 313 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,310 some company to cheer you up. 314 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,529 I told you I didn't want to see anybody, 315 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,270 and I didn't want anybody to see me. 316 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,706 Oh, just think of me as your nurse. 317 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,230 Your chemo-sabe, if you will. 318 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,189 Please stop.Oh, I'm just getting started. 319 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,495 You got your jigsaw puzzle, book of jumbles. 320 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,583 Drew... 321 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,281 And I sent you this chemo playlist 322 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,804 with great motivational songs. 323 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,285 Stuff like "I Will Survive," "Don't Stop Believing," 324 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,504 "I'm Still standing," "Tears in Heaven." 325 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,377 Oh, I'm so sorry, that should not be in there. 326 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,161 I can't do this right now. 327 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,467 And I brought you some food. 328 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,556 Don't worry, it's chemo-friendly.Oh, God! 329 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,995 [Adriana retching] 330 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,562 Oh. I'm sorry. 331 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,563 [retching continues] 332 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,564 You need me to come in there 333 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,174 and hold your hair back?No! 334 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,480 You sure? I don't mind. 335 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,090 That was half my social life in college. 336 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,875 [toilet flushes] 337 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,573 Will you please just go? 338 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,402 Come on, I'm just trying to make things easier for you. 339 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,796 If you really want to make things easier, you'll leave! 340 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,974 Okay, fine. 341 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,591 Hey, guys. 342 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,593 Hey, there he is.Hey, big guy. Eli! [laughs] 343 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,552 Everything all right? 344 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,466 Couldn't be better. 345 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,903 So good. 346 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,907 Why is everybody smiling? 347 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,257 Looks like I'm walking into a scene from Get Out. 348 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,606 [Jerry laughs] 349 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,477 We got you a little something. 350 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,262 Open it. 351 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,486 My ring? 352 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,185 It didn't seem right that someone else should have it. 353 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,274 You've always been so generous with us. 354 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,449 Yeah, we know 355 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,624 you're going through a tough time, 356 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,234 and we just want to be there for you. 357 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,195 Gina told you, didn't she? 358 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,110 Only because she cares about you. 359 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,112 Not as much as me, bestie. 360 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,419 Congratulations, you guys just bought yourselves 361 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,943 a Super Bowl ring. 362 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,380 [overlapping protests]I'll come back this afternoon. 363 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,209 [door opens] 364 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,993 [door slams] 365 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,823 So how are we doing this, like a month 366 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,477 at each of our places? 367 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,829 What do you think? I want to look 368 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,831 young enough to attract an interesting man, 369 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,878 yet old enough to get a seat on the lifeboat. 370 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:15,490 You look great, 371 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,884 but, uh, listen, I've been thinking about the cruise, 372 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,496 and I'm not the one you should take. 373 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,715 I can take Eli? Great. 374 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,674 You should take your daughter. 375 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,111 Ah, no, that would be a disaster. 376 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,549 One of us would end up selling the other to Somali pirates. 377 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,378 Or you'd be stuck in the middle of the ocean 378 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,120 with no choice but to get drunk and work out your differences. 379 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:40,689 Come on, I want to have fun on this trip.Grandma, 380 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,169 you only have one daughter. 381 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,171 How many more chances are you gonna get? 382 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,086 All right, I'll think about it. 383 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,523 But I'd rather take Eli. 384 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,526 [phone chiming] 385 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,527 [gasps] 386 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,964 Speak of the devil. Hey. 387 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,487 I can't believe you told Drew I'm broke. 388 00:13:56,531 --> 00:14:00,796 I didn't-- Oh, I wasn't... 389 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,582 [sputters] Oh, I'm so sorry. 390 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,323 He told the whole dialysis group, and they all pitched in 391 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,413 and bought my ring back. It was embarrassing. 392 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,414 I only told him because you were gonna 393 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,415 pick up the check at dinner. 394 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,677 Do you know how hard it was 395 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,809 for me to tell you about this? 396 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,071 I trusted you. 397 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,290 Well, can we get together and talk about it? 398 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,465 No. 399 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:20,729 I don't want to talk. I got to go. 400 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,952 [phone chiming] 401 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,476 Yeah?! 402 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,913 Quick heads-up, I may have spilled the beans about Eli, 403 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,436 and he's pretty upset. 404 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,612 [screaming] 405 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,883 [screaming continues] 406 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,588 But you may already know that. 407 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,636 WOMAN [on TV]: It's just so hard when you guys just speak so mean... 408 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,988 Hey. Hey. 409 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,990 Everything that we've built... 410 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,992 I think I owe you an apology. 411 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,733 These holes are my friends, these holes are... 412 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,734 [turns TV off] 413 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:12,259 I'm not mad at you. 414 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,782 I mean, I was mad at you, 415 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,001 and I'd throw away your toothbrush. 416 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:18,352 It's... seen some things. 417 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,964 Eli's pretty upset, huh? 418 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,446 Yeah. He's not answering any of my calls. 419 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,970 Aw. Maybe he couldn't pay his phone bill. 420 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,016 Too soon. 421 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,714 Well, if it's any consolation, 422 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,368 I'm in the same boat with Adriana. 423 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,327 I brought her all this stuff to cheer her up after her chemo, 424 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,763 and she bit my head off. 425 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,678 Why? It sounds like you were trying to help her. 426 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,812 Yeah, just like how you were trying to help Eli.Exactly. You get it. 427 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,857 Right?Ugh. What is up with people? 428 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,686 They're the worst.Oh... 429 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,823 Drew? 430 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:59,001 Is it possible... that it's our fault? 431 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655 Oh, it is definitely our fault. 432 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,786 [groans] 433 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,137 Why do relationships have to be so hard? 434 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,095 [sighs] I have no idea. 435 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,054 It should just be like you and me.Yeah. 436 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,490 I don't have to worry about what I say to you. 437 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,578 We get along great.Yeah. 438 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,624 When you're not microwaving your bra. 439 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,279 It makes my boobs cozy. 440 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,889 You should really let me do your boxers. 441 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,675 Your balls would be so happy. 442 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,112 Yes, they'd like that. They've had a tough year.[laughs] 443 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,072 See? This is how it should be. 444 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,161 No drama, no pressure. 445 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,728 Just two people where things are easy. 446 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:34,906 Exactly. How come everybody can't be like us? Mm. 447 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,955 Guess what! Oh, Norma. 448 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,956 I just invited my daughter 449 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,437 on the cruise, and she said yes. 450 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,568 Oh, good for you. 451 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,701 I'm so glad you asked her.Yeah. 452 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,095 Now we'll spend ten days rehashing 453 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,706 all the terrible things I did as a mother. 454 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,926 If I come back without her, don't call Dateline. 455 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,407 Then why are you doing this? 456 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,279 Because this one made me see that 457 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,107 if a relationship is important, 458 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,065 you got to do the work. 459 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,762 I'm very wise. 460 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,286 Thank you, kiddo. 461 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,815 I'm gonna text Adriana, 462 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,599 let her know I'm thinking about her, nothing more. 463 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,297 Yeah, I'm gonna text Eli and let him know 464 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,428 I'm here whenever he's ready. 465 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,995 Yeah, you should totally do that. 466 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,823 [chuckles]:Yeah. 467 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:22,867 Hey. 468 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,653 Thanks. 469 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,220 For what? 470 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,918 For just being you. 471 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,225 You, too. 472 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,532 And seriously, you should throw away your toothbrush. 473 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,538 [doorbell rings] 474 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,676 Hi. 475 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,417 My God, hey. You look great. 476 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,679 Not that you looked bad last time. 477 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,811 You just look less bad. 478 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,378 Oof, can I start over? 479 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,163 You definitely should. 480 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:01,950 Oh, my God, hey, you look great. 481 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,256 Period. Nothing else. 482 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,996 [laughs] 483 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,781 I'm feeling human again, 484 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,652 and this human misses you. 485 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,831 I'm sorry if I was a little harsh. 486 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,399 Oh, no, I'm sorry I wasn't listening to you. 487 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,968 And I just wanted to pack as much as I could 488 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,100 into every moment. 489 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,407 Why? 'Cause I have the Big C?Well, 490 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,715 if that "C" means "cute," then yes. 491 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760 It feels like you're commemorating every moment 492 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,545 because you don't think I have that many left. 493 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,763 Which might be true. 494 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,114 But don't keep reminding me. 495 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,942 I just want our time together to be special. 496 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,031 It already is. 497 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,865 Okay, so, uh, what do you want to do? 498 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,650 Right now? Yeah. 499 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,434 I would like to eat some 500 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,654 serious junk food and watch any television show 501 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,090 where Brits politely tell people 502 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,657 [British accent]: their baking sucks. 503 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,572 [British accent] "Your bread is underproofed." 504 00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,877 [laughs] 505 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,402 But I do have some chemo-healthy snacks 506 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,186 that I think would be better...Drew! 507 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,536 How does two Hot Pockets and a bag of Cheetos sound? 508 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,756 See, now you're listening to me. 509 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,199 Oh, no. 510 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,461 Please don't tell me 511 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,333 you're a Postmates driver now. 512 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,335 No, but I did find a gig, 513 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,206 and it pays me well enough to buy you dinner. 514 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,295 Whoa. 515 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,776 [gasps]: Meat lovers? 516 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,995 Must be some big gig. 517 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,433 Well, maybe, eventually. 518 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,609 I'm starting a podcast called Seahawk Nation 519 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,610 with one of my old teammates. 520 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,612 That's so great. Mm-hmm. 521 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,353 I know it's gonna be about sports, 522 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,137 but if there's any way that you can throw in 523 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,487 some true crime, I will definitely listen. 524 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,621 Are you feeling better? 525 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,405 Not yet. 526 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,367 Now I am. 527 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,282 Look, I know you were looking out for me, 528 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,718 same as the dialysis crew, 529 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,111 so I'm gonna patch things up with them tomorrow. 530 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,939 With or without the kissing? 531 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,115 Because I'm pretty sure that Drew's gonna want 532 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,900 to smooch a little. Mm. 533 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,293 I'll play it by ear. 534 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,598 Gonna thank them for their gesture 535 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,426 and take my ring back.Yeah! 536 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,647 What are they gonna do with a Super Bowl ring? 537 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,693 And that, Amber, is how I caught the pass 538 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,391 that won the Super Bowl. 539 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,395 All right. 540 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,268 Oh, hey. 541 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,661 Check this out. 542 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:31,491 Captioning sponsored by CBS 543 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:32,535 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org