1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:03,090 Let me put everything on my card. 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,439 [gasps]Mm. Very cool, Jerry. 3 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:05,657 You can pay me in cash. 4 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:07,659 Not cool, Jerry. 5 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,227 I'm collecting miles for a flight to Bora Bora. 6 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:12,925 Right now, I'm to maybe... Des Moines. 7 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,579 Oh, I forgot my ginger ale. 8 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:15,798 I'll, uh, see you guys up there. 9 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,017 Mm-hmm.I've been to Bora Bora 10 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,105 and Des Moines, 11 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,323 and you only want to see people naked 12 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,021 in one of them.Mm. 13 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,155 Oh. [chuckles] 14 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,505 Sorry, I seem to have gotten the last one. 15 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,854 I don't see your name on it. 16 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:31,074 Unless your name is Nutritional Facts. 17 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,250 It is. And that's "Mr. Facts" to you. 18 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,165 [laughs] Then we're at an impasse, 19 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,080 because I'm Adriana Ginger Ale. 20 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,951 [chuckles] Drew Dunbar. 21 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,780 But my eighth grade math teacher was Mr. Pibb. 22 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,043 Adriana Marquez. 23 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,740 And my eighth grade teacher was fired 24 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,350 for sending naked pics to a student.Oh! 25 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:47,482 [both chuckle] 26 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,526 Well, in that case, here, 27 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,962 you can have the ginger ale. 28 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,921 It's a filthy habit. I've been meaning to quit. 29 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,488 Thank you.Yes. 30 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,620 I think you'll enjoy the bubbly quality 31 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,970 with soft notes of high-fructose corn syrup. 32 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,059 [laughs] 33 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:01,757 You're cute. 34 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,413 Why you staring at me? 35 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,937 Oh, just waiting for the bucket of pigs' blood 36 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,504 to fall on my head.[chuckles] 37 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,465 ♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪ 38 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,641 ♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪ 39 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:20,210 ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪ 40 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:23,126 ♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪ 41 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,780 ♪ It's time to face the fact 42 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,564 ♪ It's your prerogative 43 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:27,870 ♪ Your prerogative♪ 44 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:30,090 ♪ To be positive. 45 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:45,105 Anyone want to do something tonight? 46 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:46,106 I'm sorry, I can't, 47 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,890 because a beautiful woman 48 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,545 in the café just asked me out. 49 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,155 On purpose. 50 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,853 Are you serious?Looks like ginger ale 51 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,029 wasn't the only thing she was thirsty for. 52 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,901 She was thirsty for me. 53 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,381 [chuckles] 54 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,991 Drew's got game. 55 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:05,299 My God, it must be easy in the straight world. 56 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,300 [sighs] 57 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:07,953 It's not. 58 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,521 I am shocked myself. 59 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,262 But I do have a question. 60 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,351 What's dating like these days? I mean... 61 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,440 Just be yourself. Don't overthink it. 62 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,007 Be himself? 63 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,530 Worst idea ever. 64 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:21,619 DREW: Calendar reminder. 65 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,317 Do not overthink upcoming date. 66 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,579 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. 67 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,233 No. 68 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,017 6:00 p.m. to... 69 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,497 question mark. 70 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,109 Well, whatever you do, don't tell her you're in dialysis. 71 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,067 But it's such a big part of my life. 72 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,373 Don't take this the wrong way, Drew, 73 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,332 but you don't need to offer up more reasons 74 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,203 for her to reject you. 75 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:43,685 [chuckles] What's the right way to take that? 76 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:46,209 First dates should be light and fun. 77 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,603 People don't want to hear stuff that's, you know... 78 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:49,734 death-y. 79 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:52,302 Unless you're going for pity sex. 80 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,826 Which still counts, by the way. 81 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,741 Thanks so much. 82 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,787 I'll be there. 83 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,267 Check it out. 84 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,747 My agent just got me an audition 85 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:06,229 with CBS 2 to be their new sports anchor. 86 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,578 GIDEON: Congratulations. 87 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,753 When's the audition? 88 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,929 Friday.Ooh. Good luck. 89 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,627 Yeah, knock 'em dead!Bow! 90 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,803 A woman asked me out. 91 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,892 What?On a date. Yeah. 92 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:17,936 It's just what we were talking about earlier 93 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,068 before you came in. 94 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,722 It was a pretty hot topic, actually. 95 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,289 Um, and I'm... 96 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,552 I'm not quite sure we were finished on it. 97 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,640 So... 98 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:30,775 Do you still want him to be himself? 99 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,388 [knocking to the rhythm of "Shave and a Haircut"] 100 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,609 [humming softly] 101 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,263 [gasps] Aw...! 102 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,482 Hey, Norma. 103 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,484 Gina, the man of our dreams is here! 104 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,485 Oh, 105 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,486 why'd you call her? 106 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,096 We could have run away together. 107 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:50,186 Oh, sweetheart, you'd have no idea what to do with me. 108 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,101 [chuckles] GINA: Oh! 109 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,929 Look at you.[chuckles] 110 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,018 Mwah. Anything I say right now is going 111 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,368 to be objectifying, so I won't say a thing. 112 00:03:58,412 --> 00:03:59,804 Ooh!Ooh. [chuckles] 113 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,545 [chuckles] 114 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,678 I went to my suit guy with Drew after dialysis. 115 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,158 I want to make sure I make a good impression for my audition. 116 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,117 Wow. Channel 2 Sports is about to get 117 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,206 a lot more female viewers. 118 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,295 Including this one.Yeah. 119 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,514 I hope that you drop your news report 120 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,647 so I can watch you bend over and pick it up. 121 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:18,606 [Cockney accent]: 'Ello, ladies. 122 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,694 [chuckles]Ooh. 123 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:20,695 I was trying for James Bond, 124 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:21,696 but it ended up sounding more 125 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,306 like a creepy chimney sweep. 126 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,787 Wow! Drew! 127 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,790 Come on over here so I can slap that ass. 128 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,313 I will not. 129 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,749 [chuckles]Look at you. 130 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,142 What a difference. 131 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:36,232 So, all this time, you just weren't trying. 132 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,279 Yes. Well, uh, 133 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,454 I have a date tonight.[Gina gasps] 134 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:41,803 Really? With who? 135 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,457 Oh, just somebody I met at the hospital. 136 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,110 Wait, you don't even know her? 137 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:47,896 You should google her, because she could be a sex trafficker. 138 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,811 Or, worse, she could be one of those people 139 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,595 who doesn't own a TV. 140 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,249 Um... No. 141 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,557 Look, she's cute, she's funny and she likes me. 142 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,820 She could lure children into her gingerbread house, 143 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,952 for all I care. We're going out for pasta. 144 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,955 Hey. Remember, don't tell her anything about dialysis. 145 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,088 Wait, why aren't we telling her anything about dialysis? 146 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,916 It'll scare her off.Well, 147 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,484 you don't want a relationship built on deceit. 148 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,486 Yeah, you should always be honest. 149 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,184 Unless you're under oath. 150 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,838 Good point. I'll tell her the truth. 151 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,230 It's your first date. 152 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,667 It's a boner killer. 153 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,495 Better point. I will lie to her. 154 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,499 So, wait, you're from Rocky Hill? 155 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,283 I went to Merritt High, class of '04. 156 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,372 Wait, you're a Merritt Muskrat? 157 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,373 Oh, no, no. 158 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,375 I wasn't just a Merritt Muskrat. 159 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,029 I was the Merritt Muskrat. 160 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,248 Yeah. The mascot. 161 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,381 I was basically an honorary football player. 162 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:41,036 I mean, they told me not to say that, but... 163 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,124 they knew. 164 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,126 [chuckles]: Oh, my God. 165 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,301 [chuckles] 166 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,520 At the conference championship, 167 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,043 I threw a Big Gulp at you. 168 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:51,133 Ah. I actually had three Big Gulps thrown at me that night, 169 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,743 so you're gonna have to be a bit more specific. 170 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:53,962 They were all me. 171 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,267 Oh. Good arm. 172 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,052 [laughs][chuckles] 173 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,880 Oh.Have you had enough time to decide? 174 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,360 Oh. Yeah, we haven't even looked.Mm. 175 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,057 Uh, just one more minute, please? 176 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,188 Of course.[chuckles softly] 177 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,714 You should try the ravioli. 178 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,890 I haven't had it. I just don't want to waste my dinner on it 179 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,239 if it's bad.[laughs] 180 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,937 I think I'm gonna have the tiramisu. 181 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,548 Okay. What are you starting with? 182 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:15,766 The tiramisu. 183 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,204 Whenever I go out to eat, I'm always too full for dessert 184 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,467 by the end, so... 185 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,468 I'm gonna start with it. 186 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,470 Oh. Is that allowed? 187 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,167 I don't see the dessert police. 188 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,516 But if they do show up, 189 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,431 cover for me. Tell 'em I ate all my green beans. 190 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,434 Oh, no, no, no, no. I do not lie to the dessert police. 191 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,480 My dad did nine years in lava cake jail. 192 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:34,524 [laughs] 193 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:37,353 I figure, if you want something, 194 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,441 why wait? 195 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,704 That's my whole life philosophy. 196 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,706 Don't put things off till someday, 197 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,404 because someday never comes. 198 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,232 Huh. I like that. 199 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,017 My life philosophy is "Don't touch that. 200 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,453 You don't know where it's been." 201 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,541 [laughs] 202 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,370 But I will start with the apple pie. 203 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,024 And since we're being outlaws, 204 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,982 I will have it à la mode.There you go. 205 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,462 Throw caution to the wind. 206 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,551 [chuckles] You know, when I was a kid, 207 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:05,076 I thought it was throw "caush" intothe wind. 208 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,730 Hmm. What's caush?I don't know, 209 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,123 but you definitely wanted to get rid of it. 210 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,429 [laughs] 211 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,301 I used to think that a "romantic gesture" 212 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,651 was a "romantic jester." 213 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:15,957 Like the medieval clown? 214 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,742 Okay, that's just dumb.[laughs] 215 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,136 Oh, I'm having a nice time. 216 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,311 I'm glad you asked me out. 217 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,486 Me, too. 218 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,924 So, tell me more about Drew Dunbar. 219 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,796 What's a deep, dark secret about you? 220 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,798 Oh. Um... 221 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,758 Nope, no secrets. [chuckles softly] 222 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:39,110 Then tell me something you really want to do someday. 223 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,503 What do you mean? 224 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,374 Today is your someday. 225 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,681 What do you want to do with it? 226 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,385 [exhales] 227 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,953 Way better than when I made out with the Stamford Tiger. 228 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:56,954 [chuckles] 229 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,000 [moaning] 230 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,743 Oh. Another thing I want to do someday 231 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,309 is kiss someone up against a door 232 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,572 like how they do in the movies. 233 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,923 Ooh. Check out Fifty Shades of Dunbar. 234 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:09,924 [laughs] 235 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,534 Hey, it's your someday. 236 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,666 [both chuckle] 237 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,754 [moaning] 238 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:14,798 Ow!Oh. 239 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,799 That's the doorknob. 240 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:16,931 [chuckles]Ugh, God. 241 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,106 Serves me right for trying to be 242 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,977 a "romantic jester."[laughs] 243 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,284 [moaning] 244 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:24,025 Ooh. 245 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,418 [both chuckle] 246 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,420 Wait. Hold on one second. 247 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:29,770 I just have to tell you something. 248 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,554 If you want to put the muskrat costume on, 249 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,251 I'm kind of down for that. 250 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,558 [chuckles] No, uh... 251 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,081 It's just, um... 252 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,998 You remember asking me if I had any secrets. 253 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,391 Yeah. 254 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,393 Uh... 255 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,829 I'm in kidney failure. 256 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,657 And I have a donor lined up, 257 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,181 but, until then, I am in dialysis. 258 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,443 Oh, wow. 259 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:52,575 [exhales] 260 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,534 Okay. 261 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:57,711 I just didn't feel right going any further without telling you. 262 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:58,929 And if that's too much, 263 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,757 I totally get it.No. 264 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,585 I'm glad you told me. 265 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,456 That was brave. 266 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,548 Well, since we're confessing things, 267 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,593 that K-pop playlist in my car 268 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,073 is actually mine and not my daughter's. 269 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,988 Okay, the kidney failure is one thing, 270 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,380 but this is kind of a deal-breaker. 271 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,252 [chuckles] 272 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:22,997 [door opens] 273 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,868 Morning!Morning. Hi! 274 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,218 Ooh, something smells good. 275 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,612 Well, if it's bacon and eggs, it's breakfast. 276 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,788 But if it's lavender lotion and IcyHot, 277 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,703 it's me. 278 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,184 That was Norma Goldman with the smells report. 279 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:39,187 And now to Eli Russell with sports. 280 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,536 Actually, I've been practicing. 281 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,537 Check it out. 282 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,756 [clears throat] 283 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,235 [formally]: Today, led by their defense, 284 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,411 who scored on a blocked punt and fumble return, 285 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,588 the Jets beat the Broncos, 27-7. 286 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,589 That meansthe Jets 287 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,764 are heading to the playoffs 288 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,243 for the first time since 2010. 289 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,419 So? 290 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,943 Well, you looked handsome, 291 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,771 and that's all that matters. 292 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:58,859 I mean, 293 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,643 it was... fine. 294 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,298 But, mm, where's the swagger? 295 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,127 Where's the Eli Russell that showed up in his suit yesterday? 296 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,912 The guy that won the Super Bowl and taught Michelle Obama 297 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,610 how to do his touchdown dance? 298 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:11,785 Boom, boom, boom. 299 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:12,786 [grunting] 300 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:13,961 Ah. 301 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,833 [mimics crowd roaring] 302 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:21,055 If you dance like that, they'll put you in concussion protocol. 303 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,623 But that's how those sportscasters sound. 304 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,669 Yeah, but that's not how you sound. 305 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:30,281 Your personality is gonna be what sets you apart. 306 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,327 Okay. I hear what you're saying. 307 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,937 I got to own it. 308 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,679 ♪ Good morning, good morning. 309 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,768 GINA: Ooh. You're like 310 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:41,510 one of those horses that dances around the ring. 311 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,425 Well, I had an amazing night. 312 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,775 Yeah, so we heard.From who? 313 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,342 No, we heard. 314 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,997 We wondered whose giggle belonged to who. 315 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,128 GINA: Take that, 316 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,173 Drew's ex-wife 317 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,610 and her hot lawyer boyfriend. 318 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,963 Oh. I guess you do not follow her on Instagram. 319 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,530 I do not. 320 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,184 And now I won't. 321 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,013 But I did tell Adriana about my kidney. 322 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,015 She said I was brave. 323 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,799 Oh, see? I was right. 324 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,715 And just like I told the prosecutor when I was acquitted, 325 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,370 in your face.[phone chimes] 326 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,852 Oh. Look who's texting me. 327 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,071 Is it a review? How many stars did you get? 328 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,031 "I had a great time last night." 329 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,250 Oh!Ooh! Ah! 330 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,122 I think I'll reply, "What can I say?" 331 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:31,473 And then my favorite emoji, the shrug. 332 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,127 [phone chimes] 333 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,433 "You're a special guy."[chuckles]: Aw. 334 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,872 Wow. I think this one calls for the wink emoji. 335 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,221 [laughs] 336 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:45,748 "But I think it's best if we don't see..." 337 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,054 Oh. 338 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,448 Oh, no, Drew. I'm sorry. That's terrible. 339 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,102 ELI: That sucks, man. 340 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,235 You don't deserve that.Thanks. 341 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,240 More like Iwas right. In yourface! 342 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,242 What do you say to that, huh?Forgot my coffee. 343 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,765 Really sucks, man. So sad. 344 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,114 So sad. 345 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,293 Okay, set? Okay.Let's get it. 346 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,469 Channel 2 news, here we go. 347 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,734 [clears throat] 348 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:18,041 Oh, my. That's one foolish feline 349 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,956 who won't be climbing up any more trees. 350 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,349 [laughs] 351 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,655 And now with the sports, Eli Russell. 352 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,787 What was that? 353 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,746 What was what?The thing with the cat. 354 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,749 Oh. Well, there's no cat, but sometimes you have 355 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,228 to follow stories like that. 356 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,014 Be thankful it wasn't a murder-suicide. Anyway, go. 357 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,799 We got all the day's highlights, 358 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,149 including Tyler Lockett's fingertip catch. 359 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,717 That guy's got sticky fingers, and I'm not saying that 360 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,197 just because he used to steal my deodorant. 361 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,415 [laughs]Oh! 362 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,939 Oh, this just in. 363 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:50,117 Apparently, the cat has one of those Hitler mustaches, 364 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,076 but the fire department is still going to save him. 365 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,340 [chuckles] Back to you, Eli. 366 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,081 Thanks, Gina. 367 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,650 Now for a little segment I like to call 368 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,130 "Hell Nah." 369 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,784 A lot of people say that the NFL 370 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,307 should get rid of female referees. 371 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,526 Why? When my mama watches games, 372 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,442 she spots every penalty on the field. 373 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,053 Male or female, if you know the rules, 374 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,358 you know the damn rules. 375 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,186 So when people say women can't be referees, 376 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,361 you know what I say to that? 377 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,493 Hell nah! 378 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,322 I was building up to that, babe.Oh. 379 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,584 Oh, I'm so sorry. I just... 380 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,846 I got excited. That was amazing! 381 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,108 Really? Oh!Yeah. 382 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,327 Okay. Anyway, 383 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,111 hell, nah! 384 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,591 Thanks, Eli. 385 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,288 Oh, more breaking news. 386 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:34,988 Three firemen are now stuck in the tree with the cat. 387 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,598 [chuckles]What? 388 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,339 Oh, hey. Are you doing okay? 389 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,255 Yeah, I'm fine. Just disappointed. 390 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,387 But, hey, at least I'm back out there 391 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,389 in the dating world again.There you go. 392 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,870 Plenty of fish in the sea.Yeah. 393 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,524 There's also a floating island of garbage, 394 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,353 whales are going extinct, ocean temperatures are rising. 395 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,224 Say goodbye to coastal cities. 396 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,271 Probably some island nations, too. 397 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,013 All right, time for me to instill optimism 398 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,579 in people with mental health issues. 399 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,889 Oh, my God. 400 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,586 Do you want the stupid ginger ale or not? 401 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,893 No. Too many memories. 402 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,374 Hey, let me ask you something. 403 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,158 You ever have a great night with a guy, 404 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,639 and then the next morning, you just kick him to the curb? 405 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,250 I'd like to say yes to make you feel better, 406 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,425 but no.[sighs] 407 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,731 I thought we had a real connection. 408 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,993 Well, maybe you did. 409 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,081 Until the sex. 410 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,214 You're probably pretty bad is my guess. 411 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,694 No, no. She said I was surprisingly great. 412 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,262 Could've done without the "surprisingly," but... 413 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,047 Oh, my God. There she is. 414 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,744 SAMANTHA:Really? 415 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,267 Oh, I may have misjudged you. 416 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,748 Unless you look like the father that abandoned her. 417 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,359 Look, just tell me when she's gone. 418 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,579 You do know that door is glass? 419 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,798 [exhaling] 420 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,280 Can I get in there? 421 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,673 Oh, absolutely. 422 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,197 Drew. 423 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,417 Yeah. 424 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,810 This is awkward.[laughs] 425 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,943 Oh, it really is. 426 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,685 Oh, fine. 427 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,256 Hi.Hi. 428 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,910 Okay, so, I'll just say it. 429 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,085 I was on that date. 430 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,956 We had a great time. 431 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,479 So why did you end it? 432 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,612 Was it the sex?No. 433 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,005 That was surprisingly... 434 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,441 Please find a different adverb. 435 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,225 [sighs] 436 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,532 So, then, it was the kidney failure. 437 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,620 Sort of.[sighs] 438 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,795 I shouldn't have told you. 439 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,101 Drew, that's not it. 440 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,363 Then what was it? 441 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,235 Okay, the thing is... 442 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,020 I just... 443 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,284 I have cancer. 444 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,285 What? 445 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,243 Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 446 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,984 I beat it once, 447 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,117 but I just found out it's back. That's why I'm here. 448 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,989 I'm starting chemo again. 449 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,295 I'm so sorry. 450 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,644 When I got home, 451 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,429 I couldn't stop thinking about your kidney failure 452 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,649 and me and my thing. 453 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,042 It's just too much. 454 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,827 Adriana, wait.I have to go. 455 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,481 Maybe I'll see you around. 456 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,053 You okay? 457 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,663 No, not really. 458 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,013 I'm sorry. 459 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,711 It was the sex, wasn't it? 460 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,889 [knocking to the rhythm of "Shave and a Haircut"] 461 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,849 Hey. I got your text. 462 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,677 So, it went well?I rocked it. 463 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,679 I'm pretty sure it's a "hell, yeah" 464 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,115 to "Hell Nah."Ooh! 465 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,335 My agent's calling to follow up with them right now. 466 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,337 Oh, that's so great![chuckles] 467 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,339 Oh, I'm gonna have Norma make you 468 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,384 the biggest cake ever. What's your favorite? 469 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,343 Chocolate with vanilla frosting. 470 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,171 Red velvet? Oh, me, too. 471 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,521 [laughs][phone rings] 472 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,872 Oh, it's my agent.Ooh! 473 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,743 Hello? 474 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,919 Really? 475 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,095 Uh-huh. 476 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,792 Uh-huh. 477 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,750 Yeah, I got you. 478 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,188 All right, talk to you later. 479 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,885 So? 480 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,278 Is it official? 481 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,062 My agent said they loved me, 482 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,586 but they're going a different way. 483 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,327 "A different way"? 484 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,546 What the hell does that even mean? 485 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,634 Don't tell me how great I am 486 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,722 and not give me the damn job. 487 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,246 Oh, I'm so sorry. 488 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,031 Something else is gonna come along. 489 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,336 I needed this. 490 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,382 You just have to be patient and...Gina. 491 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,865 I'm broke. 492 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,173 I don't... I don't understand. 493 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,916 It's all gone. 494 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,920 Well, what about all that money that you made playing football? 495 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,183 When I made the NFL, the first thing I did 496 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,794 was buy my mom a house, my brother a car 497 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,970 and put him through college. 498 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,929 Every cousin, high school buddy, old teammate 499 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,411 came to me with their hand out or an idea for a business. 500 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,761 I never said no. 501 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,545 That was stupid! 502 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,983 It's not stupid to help people. 503 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,725 I didn't think the money was gonna end. 504 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,597 I was up for a big new contract 505 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,815 when I got the news about my kidney, 506 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,122 and suddenly I'm retired 507 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,558 at 30 and... 508 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,908 Son of a bitch. 509 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,086 I had no idea. 510 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,263 I didn't want anybody to know. 511 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,265 Especially you. 512 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,397 Eli, 513 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,052 I don't care about your money. 514 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,576 I like you for you. 515 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,188 Thank you. 516 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,581 Am I gonna leave you because you're broke? 517 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,583 Hell nah! 518 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,068 Hey.Hey. 519 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,200 You doing any better? 520 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,723 No, not really. 521 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,203 Guess who I saw today. 522 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,552 [scoffs] Forget her. 523 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,683 She's a loser. 524 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,032 She has cancer. 525 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,035 Okay, you got to lead with that. 526 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,386 She said that with both of us being sick, 527 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,083 it's just too much. 528 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,347 Oh, at Valley Hills, everybody's dying of something. 529 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,132 Doesn't stop the hanky-panky. 530 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,136 Every night is a symphony of box springs and oxygen tanks. 531 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,921 Well, what am I supposed to do? 532 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,749 This is what she wants.GINA:Drew, 533 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,577 there are two people in every relationship. 534 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,056 At least. 535 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,668 What do you want? 536 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,191 I want to see 537 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,497 where it goes. 538 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,846 And the cancer doesn't change anything for you? 539 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,064 No. 540 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,066 [chuckles softly] We had a real connection. 541 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,198 And... 542 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,417 I'd rather spend a short time 543 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,201 with someone special and risk losing her 544 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,985 than to never know her at all. 545 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,858 Did you tell her that? 546 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,686 No. 547 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,122 Maybe you should. 548 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,472 Yeah. 549 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,910 By the way, what smells so good? 550 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,390 We're making lasagna. 551 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,436 No, it's not that. It's more like... 552 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:39,003 IcyHot and lavender. 553 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,614 You're welcome. 554 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,761 DREW: Adriana? 555 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,548 [chuckles]: What the hell?Look, 556 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,419 I like you. 557 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,421 And... 558 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,729 I think you like me, too. 559 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,645 Okay, yeah, you have cancer, 560 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,256 but we can't let our illnesses define us. 561 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,692 You said, 562 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,260 "Live every day like someday is today." 563 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,567 And if you really believe that, 564 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,265 then take a chance. 565 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,353 I mean, 566 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,008 isn't this a nice romantic jester? 567 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,358 Huh?[laughs] I don't know. 568 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,230 But you're smiling. 569 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,101 I'm smiling. 570 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,190 So, what do you say? 571 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,714 All right. 572 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:38,933 I guess 573 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,457 we can throw our caush into the wind. 574 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,024 Nice. Well, 575 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,200 someday is today. 576 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,988 I like today. 577 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,774 Now come, fool.DREW: Yes, milady. 578 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:06,308 Captioning sponsored by CBS 579 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,312 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org