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Do you two need another minute?

2
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No. No. No, no, no.

3
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Uh, I-I was folding laundry,
and your panties... underwear...

4
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lady garment was
just mixed in.

5
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But you know what,
I'll wash it later.

6
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No, that's creepy.

7
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I have a matching bra
if you want to put on

8
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a pervy puppet show.

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So, uh, where you been?

10
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I had a doctor's appointment.

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Like a kidney appointment?

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Yeah.

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Well, it wasn't on the schedule.

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What's the point of having
a shared calendar

15
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if you're not gonna use it?

16
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[phone chimes]You can't put it in now.

17
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Okay, so, how'd it go?

18
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What'd he say? Or she.

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Unconscious gender bias.
I'm woke.

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Yep, nothing says woke
like having to announce it.

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She did a full blood panel,

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and I stole this tube of goo
when she wasn't looking.

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I don't even know what it does,
but I'm gonna try it

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when my eyes are puffy.

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And she said?

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Oh, everything's good.

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We scheduled my
psych evaluation

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for Thursday.

29
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Really? That's huge.

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What time?[phone chimes]

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What's the point
of a shared calendar, Drew,

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if we're not gonna use it?

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So, why do I even need
a psych evaluation?

34
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Well, it was all explained
in the pamphlet.

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Oh, come on, it's,
like, three pages,

36
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and it's mainly pictures;
you can do this.

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I'm giving a kidney. Nobody said
there was gonna be reading.

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[sighs]

39
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Look, Gina, it's
a pretty big deal.

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If they don't think
you're mentally sound,

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they could prevent you
from donating.

42
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Well, I got out of jury duty
by convincing them

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I was mentally unsound,

44
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so I'm sure I can do
the opposite.

45
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Gina, please promise me
you'll take this seriously.

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We only get one shot.

47
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And you should always
go to jury duty.

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It's your civic responsibility.

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Plus, it's fun.

50
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Why are you so worried?

51
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[gasps softly]

52
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You think they're gonna say
I'm crazy.

53
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Ooh, maybe I'm gonna
change their minds.

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Maybe they'll be like,
"Ooh, we kinda love kidneys

55
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when they come from
nutty bitches."

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You know, uh, maybe don't
use the term "nutty bitches"

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at the evaluation.

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Describe yourself more
as spontaneous.

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Eccentric. You are
unabashedly yourself.

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Mm, I sound like a perfume.

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[sultry voice]:
Gina...

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unabashedly herself.

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Shh. Oh, oh, yes.

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No.

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I can't.

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Shh.

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That's good, get all the voices
in your head out now.

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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact

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♪ It's your prerogative

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♪ Your prerogative♪

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♪ To be positive.

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So, I have some good news.

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Oh, did they discover
a new shade of brown?

78
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This isn't brown.

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It's burnt sienna.

80
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Well, you should
definitely burn it.

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[chuckling]

82
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Very funny, Gideon.

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Anyone else want
to have a crack at Drew?

84
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Okay, come on.
Tell us your good news.

85
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Gina has just been scheduled
for her psych evaluation.

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Ah.ELI:
Congratulations.

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You're one step closer
to your surgery.

88
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If she passes.

89
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Jerry.

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When she passes.

91
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Which seems unlikely.

92
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I'm sorry.

93
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I don't want
to get his hopes up.

94
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That's how people get
their feelings hurt.

95
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Oh, don't be bitter.

96
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The other dentist had
a higher rating on Yelp.

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DREW:
Look, I know

98
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that Gina is a bit of a risk.

99
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But she's the only kidney I got.

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She'll do fine.

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Thank you.Assuming
she's not drunk.

102
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Or high. Or in jail.

103
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Or offering her kidney
to some other guy.

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Or driving a car

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into a swimming pool...Not helping.

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Yeah, I-I know.
I wasn't trying to.

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GIDEON:
You're a shrink.

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Can't you get a copy of the eval
and coach her through it?

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Oh, no, no. I couldn't.

110
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That would be cheating.

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Grow a pair, Bambi.

112
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It's time to come
out of the forest.

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ELI:
Yeah, it's
only cheating

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if you get caught.

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One time,
I was going for a fumble,

116
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and I bit a guy.

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He lost a fingertip.

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I got a ring.

119
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When I go to McDonald's,
I get the cup for free water,

120
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but then I fill
it with Sprite,

121
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because it's
the same color.

122
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Well, I do have a colleague

123
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who might be able to slip me
a copy of the questions.

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And Bambi goes
to the dark side.

125
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You know, if you think
about it, I'm helping her.

126
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I'm setting her
up for success.

127
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It would be irresponsible
if I didn't do it.

128
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That's right. Do whatever
it takes to get that kidney.

129
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Bite that finger.

130
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Hell, I'll do it.

131
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I miss it.

132
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I don't even like Sprite.

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I do it for the thrill.

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[door opens]

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Guten Tag, Herr Dunbar.

136
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I'm sorry, what?

137
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I'm gonna start exporting
my beer to...

138
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[accented]:
Germany.

139
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Okay. Do you have
an export license?

140
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Uh, I made these labels.

141
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I'm sure I can make a license.

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"Gina Von Hoschler's
Artisanal Pillsner."

143
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You know there's only one "L"
in "pilsner," right?

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They want to drink, not read.

145
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Beer is like water
in Germany.

146
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And they only have to be 14
to drink.

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Ka-ching.
[chuckles]

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[chuckles]
Well,

149
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your day is about
to get even better,

150
00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:06,061
because I got you a present.

151
00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,976
Oh, my God!
I love presents.

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[breathing heavily]

153
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I'm gonna close my
eyes. No, I can't.

154
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I'm too excited.[chuckling]

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I got you a copy

156
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of the psych evaluation.

157
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My birthday's coming up.

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You can skip it.

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Oh, come on.

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I thought you would love this.
We're cheating.

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I'm not supposed to have
these questions.

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"Oh, no,
you didn't, Drew."

163
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Oh, yes, I did.

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'Cause that's how we do.
[chuckles]

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Could you just don't?

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Please?

167
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[sighs]
Fine, but you owe me.

168
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Okay, first question.

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Why are you donating
your kidney?

170
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Um... [clears throat]
because...

171
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Drew Dunbar is a kind person,

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a great therapist

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and a loving father,
and it would be

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an honor
to keep him on the planet.

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Wow. Nice.

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Heartfelt and true.
You're crushing it.

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All right, number two.

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Do you have a history
of drug or alcohol--

179
00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,161
Oh, crap.

180
00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,641
Like many Americans,

181
00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,513
I have indulged.

182
00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,776
But over the past
few months,

183
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I've learned what it's like to
be more present and more focused

184
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in my own life.

185
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It's given me
a new perspective on...

186
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[exhales]
you know, what's important.

187
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I plan on continuing,
even after the surgery.

188
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Wow. Really?

189
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Oh, my God, no!

190
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But you bought it.

191
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[phone chimes]

192
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Hang on.

193
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"Whatever you do,
do not look at Instagram."

194
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Okay, thanks, Gabby. Now I
have to look at Instagram.

195
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Well, hey, you know
what's not on Instagram?

196
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A picture of you passing
this psych evaluation.

197
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Oh, no.

198
00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,459
What?

199
00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,938
No. No, no, no, no, no.

200
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[chuckling disbelievingly]

201
00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,375
Um...
[clears throat]

202
00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,203
[exhales]

203
00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,292
Do you think
this woman is pretty?

204
00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,905
Oh, my. She's wunderbar.
[chuckles]

205
00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,515
[groans loudly]

206
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,734
What was that for?

207
00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,387
I need a
stiff drink!No!

208
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,041
No, no, Gina,

209
00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,434
I don't think you're supposed
to be drinking...

210
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,044
Shut up!
I'm drinking stiff water.

211
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,005
[groans]

212
00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:04,832
Water sucks.

213
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,268
All right,

214
00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,097
who is this disgusting...
troll of a woman

215
00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,664
who's got you so upset?

216
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,275
[exhales] She's dating
this guy, Darrin,

217
00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,407
who I was with for,
like, four years.

218
00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,671
Oh. Okay.

219
00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,194
Uh, you know what,

220
00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,804
it is totally normal

221
00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,937
for you to still have feelings
about your ex,

222
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,547
especially when you find out
they're dating someone new.

223
00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,331
And someone so beautiful.

224
00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,943
Ha-ha-ha.
Beautiful on the outside,

225
00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,205
not on the inside, like you.

226
00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,773
Please stop
hitting me.

227
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,210
Oh, they went to Cabo.

228
00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,560
We always talked
about going to Cabo.

229
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:38,909
Oh.

230
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,564
Okay, look, uh, Gina,

231
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,566
maybe we should reschedule
the psych evaluation.

232
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,350
[sniffles]
What?

233
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,352
Why? I'm totally fine.

234
00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,441
[chuckling crazedly]

235
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,488
Well, I'm here
if you need anything!

236
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,317
[shattering]

237
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,060
I need a new lamp!

238
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,978
Next stop,
cardiology!

239
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,719
Fixer of broken hearts.

240
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:06,720
[sighs]

241
00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,114
You want to talk about it?

242
00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,725
Not really.

243
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,814
Ugh. When I heard about him
and this girl,

244
00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,903
I got a searing white-hot pain
in my stomach.

245
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,600
Could be acid reflux.

246
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,733
It's not reflux.
She's got emotions.

247
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,304
I just wish I wasn't
feeling anything.

248
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,133
When you get to be my age,
you won't feel your feet.

249
00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:32,702
Shh! So, you haven't talked
to this, uh... What's his name?

250
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,618
Darrin.Darrin in two years,

251
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,273
then you see one picture of him
and you turn into a girl.

252
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,317
I am a girl.You are not.

253
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,492
I am!

254
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,842
Well, stop it!

255
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,845
Don't give this putz
any power.

256
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:48,762
You know, older guys are
much more... reliable.

257
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:49,937
Take a nap.

258
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,373
Listen,

259
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,157
you're a strong,
independent,

260
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,332
beautiful young woman.

261
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,073
You don't need Darrin

262
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,945
or any man to complete you.

263
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,338
I know.You better.

264
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,427
Because if I hear you
start talking weak again,

265
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,342
I'm gonna start slapping heads.

266
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,431
Thank you, Norma.

267
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,871
I love you, kiddo.

268
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,395
[shuddering sigh]

269
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,747
If I'm gonna make this turn
up here,

270
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:20,358
I'm gonna need this hand back.

271
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,756
Hey there.
Um, I'm Drew Dunbar.

272
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,366
This is Gina Dabrowski.

273
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,455
She's my donor. She's here
for her psych evaluation.

274
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,806
Not that she needs it. So
if the doctor has a rubber stamp

275
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,808
that says "sane" on it,
we can just plop it

276
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,419
right on her forehead
and be out of here.

277
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,030
Does he always talk for you?Uh... Oh, no.

278
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,292
I'm not really talking
for her so much as I'm...

279
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,554
Sit down.
Mm-hmm.

280
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,822
[exhales]Hey. You need to chill.

281
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,390
You want a Xanax, Valium?
Maybe a Percocet?

282
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,175
No. Why do you have those?

283
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,701
The real question is,
why don't you?

284
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,356
Maybe no drugs in front
of the therapist.

285
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,663
And please don't do
your crazy laugh.

286
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,142
I don't have
a crazy laugh.

287
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,536
[imitates laugh]

288
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,580
That doesn't sound
crazy to you?

289
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,147
It sounds like you could be

290
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,410
stroking a cat and talking
about world domination.

291
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,674
Oh, my God, no.

292
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,632
What?

293
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,722
Darrin proposed
to that girl.

294
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,245
Aw...
[sobs quietly]

295
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,334
Of course he did.
Come on, Darrin.

296
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,120
Who proposes at 3:00 in
the afternoon on a Thursday?

297
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,643
I can't breathe.

298
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,166
Yes, you can.

299
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,733
Look, they were
on the beach

300
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,735
and he spread rose petals
on the sand.
Oh.

301
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,869
Oh-- Uh, I think
I accidentally liked it.

302
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609
Drew!Maybe it'll look like

303
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,741
you're taking
the high road.

304
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,700
God, I can't believe this.

305
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,224
I ju-- I wa--
I want to kill myself.

306
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,660
[chuckles nervously]

307
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,966
She doesn't.

308
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:46,967
She's joking.

309
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,708
She's just
goofing around.

310
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,144
Hey, listen to me.

311
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,276
Okay? Look,
you didn't want something,

312
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,756
and now that you see
someone else have it, you do.

313
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,844
But you don't really.

314
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,759
You're fine just
the way you are. Right?

315
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,543
Tell me you're good
just the way you are.

316
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,371
Gina, tell me!
I really need this kidney.

317
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,373
Just shush! Shush it!

318
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,679
Okay?

319
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,289
Where's my Xanax?
No.

320
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,856
Again, just joking.

321
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,857
No, no drugs here.

322
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:08,945
Get out of there.

323
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,033
Get out of there.Gina Dabrowski?

324
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,208
No.
Here.

325
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,211
Look, um...

326
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,605
I don't think today's
a good day for this.

327
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,215
And I'm only speaking for her
because she's sick.

328
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,782
Physically sick.

329
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,479
I'm fine.

330
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,177
Are you?

331
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,787
[sighs]

332
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,657
I got this.

333
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,795
She does.

334
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275
She does got this.

335
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,279
So, uh, Paula, um,

336
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,933
I have a question.

337
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,457
Would you ever consider
donating a kidney?

338
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,947
So...

339
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,470
this thing kind of like the SAT?

340
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,211
You get a bad score,
you can take it again?

341
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,128
It's okay,
you can talk to me.

342
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,957
I, too, am
a licensed psychologist.

343
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,654
I'm "in the biz."

344
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,831
Well, as someone "in the biz,"

345
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,007
you know I can't disclose
that information.

346
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,183
Of course.
I admire your integrity.

347
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,402
You passed the test!
[chuckles]

348
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:20,887
Please get away from the door.

349
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,453
Oh, yeah. Um...

350
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,890
Are you sure they're in there?

351
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,065
It's just very quiet.

352
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,762
Maybe you should wait outside.

353
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,937
Good idea.

354
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,852
I'll go for a walk.

355
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,854
Other door.Well done, Paula.

356
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,334
Consummate professional.

357
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,335
Marvelous.

358
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,250
Marvelous, Paula!

359
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,341
Are you nervous
about the operation?

360
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,038
I guess a little bit.

361
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,997
But when I think
about saving Drew's life,

362
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,086
it seems like
such a small thing to do.

363
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,261
He's a really great guy.

364
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,350
How long have you known him?

365
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,874
Well, we met in high school,

366
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,571
but to be honest,
we weren't that close.

367
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,226
We got together
at a friend's wedding--

368
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,620
well, not "got together."

369
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,144
I did "get together"
with one of the groomsmen.

370
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885
He hasn't called.

371
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,540
But that's for
a different therapy session.

372
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,282
Anyway, that's how
Drew and I reconnected.

373
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,066
Is that him?

374
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,985
Yeah.

375
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,857
Hey.

376
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,468
Just drive.

377
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,469
You betcha.

378
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,822
[clears throat]

379
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,693
So, uh, want to
listen to some music?

380
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,609
Pop. Rock. Country.
Just kidding.

381
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,698
Unless you like country.
Well, in that case,

382
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,135
howdy, partner.

383
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,661
You act like
I'm the unstable one,

384
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,402
and you were hiding
behind the bushes.

385
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,882
I was worried
about you.

386
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,448
Oh, stop.
You don't care about me.

387
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,580
All you care about
is getting your kidney.

388
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,234
That's not true.Oh, come on, Drew.

389
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,670
If you didn't need
something from me,

390
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:49,889
you wouldn't have
anything to do with me.

391
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,413
Is that really
what you think?

392
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,240
It's fine.

393
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,506
By the way,
you're getting my kidney.

394
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,290
What?I passed the psych test.

395
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,901
She doesn't think I'm crazy,

396
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,119
but you didn't
come off so good.

397
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,295
All right.

398
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,258
I'm sorry.

399
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,784
I was afraid
you were gonna spin out

400
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,264
about your old boyfriend.

401
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,918
He wasn't just
my boyfriend. He...

402
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,745
I don't want
to talk about it.

403
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,009
Okay. That's fine.

404
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,532
If and when you do, I'm here.

405
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,838
I do not want to talk about it.

406
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,231
That's okay, Gina.

407
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,365
[sighs]

408
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,193
He was my fiancé.

409
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,281
Oh.

410
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,239
He proposed to me onstage

411
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,980
during one of his concerts.

412
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,808
It was super romantic.

413
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,288
I think.

414
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,203
We were both totally hammered.

415
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,207
So... why didn't you
end up getting married?

416
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,949
I got scared.

417
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,386
He was on tour a lot,

418
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,257
so I wasn't
sure I could trust him.

419
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,221
The truth is, I wasn't sure
I could trust myself.

420
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,007
So the next time
he came home,

421
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,140
I was... I was gone.

422
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,361
He called, he texted,
he e-mailed.

423
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,668
And, uh...

424
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,061
I ghosted him.

425
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,500
I really am
a train wreck.

426
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,154
No, come on.

427
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,112
You're not
a train wreck.

428
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,332
Maybe a car wreck.

429
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,509
And then... and then the car
slams into the back of a truck.

430
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,119
And then the truck

431
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,034
gets pushed in front of a train.

432
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,080
But that's an indirect
train wreck, at best.

433
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,298
[both chuckle]

434
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,299
[groans]

435
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,518
Can we go home?

436
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,780
No.

437
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,042
You need to have some fun.

438
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,479
I'm not doing
jury duty, Drew.

439
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,698
Come on,

440
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,742
that's my happy place.

441
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,961
What's yours?

442
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,791
[Muzak playing]

443
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,792
This is it?

444
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,228
You bet.

445
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,752
Ooh, scrunchies,
three for five dollars.

446
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:55,927
[exhales]

447
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,234
It's like Christmas
knocked up my birthday

448
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,540
and this place was born.

449
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,282
What do you think?

450
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,327
Gold or goth black?

451
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,981
You're asking me
to play God?

452
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,374
I say get 'em both.

453
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,376
Attaboy, God.

454
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,553
Hey, thank you for doing this.

455
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,641
Tonight's your night.

456
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,991
I just want to be here
for my friend.

457
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,514
That was so...

458
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,907
lame.

459
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,866
And I love you for it.

460
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,347
Well, at the risk
of sounding even lamer...

461
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:27,089
You cannot get lamer.

462
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,700
Just because your last
relationship didn't work out

463
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,267
doesn't mean
your next one won't.

464
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,834
You say that while
you're going through a divorce?

465
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,923
Yeah, well,

466
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,230
I wouldn't trade the early days
with Julia for anything.

467
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,449
The later days,
I would trade...

468
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,496
and watch them burn
in a dumpster fire.

469
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,367
Yeah, I just don't think

470
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,847
that I am built for commitment.

471
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,589
Oh, come on.
Sure you are.

472
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,678
You're giving me
a kidney.

473
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,246
Just be as fearless
as you are with everything else.

474
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,074
You think I'm fearless?

475
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,466
I'm jealous of
how fearless you are.

476
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,598
Really?

477
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,645
You want to
steal something?
[chuckles]

478
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,821
What? No.

479
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,040
Come on. Be fearless.

480
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,085
Okay, you arecrazy.

481
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,129
Just a comb.

482
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,652
Maybe a tube of ChapStick.Gina...

483
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,306
I'm not stealing anything.

484
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,786
Too late.
I already hid something

485
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,353
somewhere on your body.

486
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,443
You're kidding, right?

487
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,315
Gina?

488
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,665
Gina, I'm a father,
I can't go to jail.

489
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,540
Oh, God, the cameras.

490
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,455
The cameras.

491
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,157
I just never took Gina
for someone

492
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,071
who'd let a guy
affect her like that.

493
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,638
It's because she's weak.

494
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,857
In love, you're either
the cockroach or the boot.

495
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,381
GIDEON:
I don't know,

496
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,165
doesn't everyone have an ex
they're still hung up on?

497
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,472
I know I'll never
completely get over Julia.

498
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,170
Although I am considering
unfollowing her on Instagram.

499
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652
Yeah, we all have
that one that got away,

500
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,610
that makes you crazy
every time you think of them.

501
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,785
Who's your person?

502
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,179
Oh, I'm sorry,
I am that person.

503
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,878
I'm hiding
from three ladies right now.

504
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:01,966
What can I say?

505
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,968
Ladies love the chocolate.

506
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,754
Yeah. Not so much vanilla.

507
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,364
Gideon?
What about you?

508
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,974
Kevin Snyder.

509
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,759
Love of my life.

510
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:12,890
If I ever see
him again--

511
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,936
and I hope I do--

512
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,112
I will bash him with a shovel!

513
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,288
Samantha?

514
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,334
Oh, I don't think so.

515
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,857
We told you ours.

516
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,119
Come on,
we're bonding.

517
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,642
Okay.

518
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,253
All right.

519
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,733
Uh, I went to Singapore

520
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,083
for a friend's wedding
and I met this guy.

521
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,911
And he was amazing.

522
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,478
And we fell totally in love.

523
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,741
But then

524
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,527
I discovered that he was
from this really wealthy family

525
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,747
that would never,
ever accept me.

526
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,706
Oh...

527
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,229
Wait.

528
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,188
Isn't that the plot
to Crazy Rich Asians?

529
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,146
Yup. Think I'd tell the truth

530
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,017
and show weakness
like you cockroaches?

531
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,370
Does anybody want any gum?

532
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,328
I'll take a piece.I stole this, by the way.

533
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,373
That's right.

534
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,113
Little Bambi is a cheater

535
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,463
and a shoplifter.

536
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,511
[German accent]:
So remember,

537
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,949
Gina Von Hoschler's
Artisanal Pilsner.

538
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,125
Ist das nicht ein tasty bier?

539
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,912
Ja, das ist ein tasty bier!

540
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,306
Excuse me, Fraäulein?

541
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,786
Where can I find a Bavarian beer

542
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,484
for my brother

543
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,182
who has just reached
the age of 14?

544
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,011
Just click on das link below.

545
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,534
We ship overnight.

546
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,188
[regular voice]: Overnight
shipping not guaranteed.

547
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,282
Now that's
what I call wunderbar!

548
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,154
Octoberfest!

549
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,460
[laughs]

550
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,245
I love this kid.

551
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,814
The beer, not so much.

552
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,989
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553
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,252
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554
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:01,303
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