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Were you hoping
I wouldn't notice?
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Sorry. Overslept.
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Too much partying?SAMANTHA: Eli,
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please.
Last party this guy went to
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had a pony ride.
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[both chuckling]
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Sticks and stones, Samantha.
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I was worriedabout my donor.
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She was out all night.
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I called,I texted.
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I thought she was dead.
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Turns out she was selling
fake I.D.s outside of a rave.
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And then, on the way home,
she stopped
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in the middle of a highway
to rescue a kitten.
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ALL:
Aw.
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No. No "aw."
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It was totally irresponsible.
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That's cold, Drew.
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She saved a kitty cat.
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DREW:I know,
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I sound ungrateful.
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You are ungrateful.
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And I know you hate me
because I have a donor.
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Nobody hates you.
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Please do notspeak for me.
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I-I am just so stressed out.
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I never know where she is
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or who she's with
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or if she's even coming home.
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And that's when
my imagination just...
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[shudders]
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Good afternoon.
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Would you be interested
in joining our cult?
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Would I?
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Come on in.
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[water dripping]
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Oh, man.
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They stole my kidney.
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I was saving that for Drew.
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That's what you're
worried about?
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It does happen.
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People do sell organs
on the black market.
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Do you havetheir number?
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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GINA: A tracking
app? Mm...
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That feels kind of stalker-y.
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It's not stalking.
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Every parent at school
has one with their kid
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so they know
exactly where they are.
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That's stalking.
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Not if you love someone.
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That's stalking.
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I'm worried you don't know this.
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Plus, if youever need me,
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you know exactly where I am.
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Oh, I always know where you are.
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You're here.
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Yeah, but what room?
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[meowing]
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Ugh. Is thisthe, uh...
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traffic cat?
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Ooh, yes.
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I'm calling her Bolognese
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because that's what
you would have been
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if I didn't rescue you.
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I know...No.
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Do not name it.
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Once you name it,
you're gonna want to keep it.
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Will you unclench?
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I will find a nice home for her.
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Thank you.
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But you have to tell her.
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Very funny.
I'm serious.
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Tell her.
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Okay, uh...
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Bolognese, I'm Drew,
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and...
Don't worry.
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Just because he has a name
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doesn't mean we
have to keep him.
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Cannoli,this is Bolognese.
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Bolognese, Cannoli.
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I expect you guysto play nice.
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I don't want to see
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any stereotypical
cats and dogs nonsense.
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey. Guess where I am?
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Really?
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We're doing that again?
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Come on, come on. Check the app.
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You're upstairs?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Okay. I'm gonna go hide.
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You try to find me on the app.
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[laughs]
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[phone ringing]
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[sighs] What, Drew?
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Hey.
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I just noticed
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your phone battery was running
a little low.
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Oh. Yeah, I forgot my charger.
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Look in your purse.
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You went in my purse?
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I just dropped it in from above.
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Along with some apple slices.
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Hey. Me again.
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I don't mean to be a pest,
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but I see that you're in Queens,
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and it's rather late.
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Everything okay?
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Um, yeah, I'm just hanging out
with a friend.
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I'll be home soon. Bye.
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Do you live with your parents?
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No, but it's starting
to feel that way.
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Hey, guys.
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This little cutie needs a home.
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And if you DM me right now,
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I'll throw in a free case
of my craft beer.
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You better kick it up a notch,
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or I'll have to put
a hat on you.
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[door opens]
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Honey, all I'm saying is
it's never too early
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to start thinking about
your college essay.
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MADDIE:
My father's getting
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a kidney transplant.
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I think I have the essay
in the bag.
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Hey.
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All right,
well, bye.
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No hug, no kiss, love you, too.
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[laughs]
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See you Sunday.
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Hey, uh...
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can I ask you something?
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Is it about Drew?
What'd he do now?
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Um...
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You know what? It's okay.
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No, no. Tell me.
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It'll make me feel better
about leaving him.
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It's just...
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[smacks lips]
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...the insane control issues.
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Mm-hmm.
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Go on.
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Is he always so uptight?
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He put this app on my phone
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so he can track my every move.
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[scoffs] Thank God
they didn't have that app
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when I was pregnant.
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As it was, I always had
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to give him a
"I am alive" call
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every time I got anywhere.
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It's like,
"Yes, Drew, I'm alive.
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I'm just in the bathroom."
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And God forbid
I'm five seconds late
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for a doctor's appointment.[laughs]
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Once, I was late
to a Lamaze class.
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He had a full-on
panic attack.
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He started
hyperventilating.
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By the time I got there, he
was fully dilated.
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Where does all that come from?
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Have you met his parents?
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No.
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Gina, they are just
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two angry cats in a bag.
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And Drew was always stuck
in the middle, and...
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you know, since he couldn't
control that then, now...
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh.
Speaking of cats...
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[laughs] Okay.
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[meows]
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Can I interest you in a cat
named Bolognese?
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Um...
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I don't think so.Wait, wait.
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I've never been here before.
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Yeah, this used to be
my favorite bar
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when I lived in the city.
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Haven't been here for years.
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How come?My kids took my license away.
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I've been running
red lights all my life.
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Now they're worried?
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For 75 bucks, I can get you
a fake license.
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Oh, but it's
got to be West Virginia.
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[phone ringing]Oh, my God.
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It's Drew again.
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I'm not answering.
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Good. This is
our girl time.
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Hos before bros,
isn't that what we say?
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Hell yeah.
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[phone ringing]
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He is not gonna stop.
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What a noodge.
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What is it, Drew?
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I'm in the middle of something.
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Yeah, uh, well,
I couldn't help but notice that
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you're in the city.
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At a bar.
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In not such
a great neighborhood.
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I'm hanging up.
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What is that about?
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He's keeping tabs on me.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, my God. Seriously?
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Give me that.
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You want to take your head
out of your ass?
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Who is this?NORMA: You want to worry?
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Wait till you're old enough
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to have something real
to worry about.
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Like if you need
a hip replacement.
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Or you have a stroke.
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Or your doctor tells you
you need a pacemaker.
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Remind me to call
my doctor tomorrow.
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You do
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realize that
my kidneys are failing.
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Boo-hoo.
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You have
a beautiful angel here
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who's giving you one of hers.
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So enjoy life,
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be happy,
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and let her have one lousy night
out with her friends.
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Anyone else you're pissed at?
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Hey.
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Making chocolate chip cookies?
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No. Just the dough.
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Well, you can't just eat
cookie dough.
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What if I put it in ice cream?
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So the student
has become the master.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, great.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's just that
Gina's at some place
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called The Thirsty Fish
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and I don't think
it's an aquarium store.
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It's not.
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I'm guessing.
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What? Are you tracking her?
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No, I'm not tracking her.
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I'm just making sure she's okay.
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By always knowing where she is.
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Great. My dad's a stalker.
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Huh. That's what Gina said.
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You do have control issues.
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You're a therapist.
I pick stuff up.
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I hate when
you and Mom track me.What?
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We don't track you.
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What makes you think that?
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Give me your phone.
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No.
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Give it.
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[sighs]
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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Yes, I was
at Roosevelt Park yesterday,
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but so were a lot of kids.
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We were all doing homework.
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Nobody was drinking beer.
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You really should stop talking.
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And you shouldn't
be tracking Gina.
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She's not your kid.
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Does it help to know that
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I'm just tracking
a particular organ in her body?
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That is disgusting.
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[laughs] I hope I never have
to repeat that in court.
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Gina's cool.
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Chill.
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[sighs] I don't think
I have that setting.
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But you're right.
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I will turn
off the app,
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try to relax.
275
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,918
Take a chill pill,
276
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,094
as you kids say.
277
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,748
Or said. At one point in time.
278
00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,879
Saved it.
279
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,578
This is why
I do homework at the park.
280
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,407
Oh, don't worry. I'll clean up.
281
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,713
Thank you.
282
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:44,932
[phone chimes]
283
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,329
[grunts softly]
284
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,333
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
285
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:04,168
Gina, hello. Uh, totally not
checking up on you.
286
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,693
I've actually stopped that--
you can thank my daughter.
287
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,956
But I couldn't help but notice
288
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,958
you're in the middle
of the Hudson River?
289
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,873
Could you just text me back
real quick,
290
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,005
let me know you're on a boat?
291
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:18,008
That's not sinking?
[chuckles]
292
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:18,618
Later.
293
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,152
[footsteps approaching]
294
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,764
What?
295
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,897
Oh, hey, you woke me up.
296
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,899
No, I didn't.
I saw you turn the light off
297
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,509
when I pulled in the driveway.
298
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,294
Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
299
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,469
Better not.
300
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,080
I know how to take care
of myself.
301
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,082
Been doing it, uh,
my whole life.
302
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,170
I know. I know you do.
303
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,172
All right, then.
304
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,827
Oh, and if you really
want to worry,
305
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,350
save it for next Saturday.
306
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,568
Why? What's next Saturday?
307
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,875
Me and Gabby
are going skydiving.
308
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,790
You're kidding.
309
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,531
Jumping out of a plane.
310
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,533
You're not kidding.Sweet dreams.
311
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,579
[door closes]
312
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,713
She's kidding.
You're kidding, right?!
313
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,759
Geronimo!
314
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,153
[chuckles]
315
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,546
Good one.
316
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,417
[chuckles]
317
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,378
And then my anxiety
really kicks in.
318
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,075
And when was the first time
you experienced
319
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,424
this kind of anxiety?
320
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,732
Uh, probably my first
real relationship.
321
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,604
I was 23, we had been
dating about a year...
322
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:33,736
[phone chimes]
323
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,391
[sighs]
I am so sorry.
324
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,175
I forgot to turn my phone off.
325
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,524
Please, continue.
326
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,004
Oh, well,
327
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,614
she started making
these little comments
328
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,529
about moving
in together.
329
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,183
Uh-huh. Go on.
330
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,272
That's all it took.
I mean, total panic.
331
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,665
Mm-hmm.
332
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,625
Tightening i-in my chest
and my throat closing up.
333
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,758
Sure, sure.The shortness
of breath
334
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,542
and-and the
sweating.
335
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,893
Uh-huh.And this
horrible feeling
336
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,156
like I was totally
powerless over my own fate.
337
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,419
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
338
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,681
Okay. I'll see
you next Wednesday.
339
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,596
Thanks, Drew.You bet. Be good.
340
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,728
You know,
something you said struck me...
341
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,599
That's our time. Bye-bye.
342
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,430
[grunts]
Dog.
343
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,258
[panting]
344
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,520
Okay.
345
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,659
[line ringing]
346
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,096
SIRI:
The voice mailbox for...
347
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,880
GINA:
Gina.
348
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,664
SIRI:
...is full.
349
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,797
DREW:
Of course it is,
because I already called
350
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,278
like, a hundred times
and she won't pick up.
351
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,628
[sighs] Drew, stop.
352
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,370
You promised her
you wouldn't do this. Come on.
353
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,199
She'll be fine. I'll be fine.
354
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,549
She's gonna die, I'm gonna die.
355
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,899
Don't be an idiot.
You piss her off, she bails,
356
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,292
your kidney goes with her.
357
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,120
You're the idiot.
She jumps and dies,
358
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,078
your kidney goes with her.
359
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:02,999
I have no idea which direction
I'm driving in.
360
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,490
[knocking on door]
361
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,274
You okay?Yeah.
362
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,059
Hey. What's up?
363
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,843
[laughs]
What's up with you?
364
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,366
Oh, nothing.
365
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,326
Just sitting here in my driveway
alone with my thoughts.
366
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,328
Drew.
367
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,851
[sighs]
368
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,898
My kidney's getting ready
to jump out of an airplane.
369
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,377
Wait...
370
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,902
What?
371
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,992
Mike Rock's
Skydiving Experience.
372
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,689
Gina's there now.
373
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:44,867
Boy, that kidney's gonna be
bored once it's inside of you.
374
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,652
You always know
the right thing to say.
375
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,526
Okay, look, while it may not
be the most responsible choice,
376
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,006
I'm sure she's gonna be fine.
377
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,616
Okay. Here we go.
378
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,531
Do you know how many fatalities
there were
379
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,141
last year from skydiving?
380
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,709
No, Google, I don't.
381
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,103
One, out of 100,000.
382
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,800
Okay.
383
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,021
Do you know how many people
needed a transplant last year?
384
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:12,068
One out of every 200,000,
and I won that lottery.
385
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,201
Oh, for God's sake, don't, Drew.
386
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,943
Don't go down the Drew hole.
It is so dark and dismal.
387
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,161
Too late.
388
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,249
All right.
389
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,511
You know what? I give up.
390
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,078
You are a lost cause.
391
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:25,125
But don't drag that poor woman
down into your misery.
392
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,300
She's a hero.
393
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,910
She is giving up
394
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,477
a piece of her body to save you.
395
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,480
The least you can do
is let her live her damn life.
396
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,918
[line ringing]
397
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,573
GINA: Hello?What the hell are you thinking,
398
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,053
jumping out of a plane?
399
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,924
Uh, who is this?
400
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:42,838
It's Julia.
401
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,057
Drew's ex-wife.
402
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,015
Don't go around offering up
your kidney
403
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,756
if you can't keep it alive.
404
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,106
Oh, you guys are freaking out
about nothing.
405
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,282
This is completely safe.
406
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,631
What is that?
407
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,981
Waiver in case the
chute doesn't open.
408
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,243
Oh, okay.
409
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,246
Do you really have
to do this now?
410
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,335
Can't you wait
until after the operation?
411
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,597
Look, Julia,
412
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,991
yes, I could die doing this.
413
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,950
I could also die in surgery.
414
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,736
But I'm not gonna die sitting
on my ass, wishing I had a life.
415
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,782
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.
416
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,915
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.
417
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,528
Look, I get it,
you're a free spirit.
418
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,705
But we don't always get
to do everything we want.
419
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,750
You think I never wanted
to jump out of a plane?
420
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:29,798
Or-or go whitewater rafting
or go on one of those safaris
421
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,887
where you get to touch
the giraffes?
422
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,585
Girl, why didn't you?
423
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,588
Uh, because Drew
was always afraid
424
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,416
something bad would happen.
425
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,332
Well, you're not married
to him anymore,
426
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,594
are you?
427
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:49,078
[all screaming]
428
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,475
Oh...
429
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,738
No.[clicks key]
430
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,696
That was one of the most
incredible experiences
431
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,263
I have ever had.
432
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,743
You never would've done that
when we were married.
433
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,353
I wouldn't have.
It-it was like
434
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,486
I was jumping
into my new life.
435
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,574
Thank you, Gina.
436
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,663
Aw, it-it's kind of cool.
437
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,145
I gave you a new life,
I'm giving you a new life.
438
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,321
I'm handing out new lives
all over the place.
439
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,149
[laughs]
440
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,499
And you know what?
I love cats.
441
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,327
I will take that
little fluffball.
442
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,894
Oh, my God.
443
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,853
Now I'm giving a cat a new life.
444
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,291
My powers have no bounds.
445
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,902
I can't remember ever
seeing you this happy.
446
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,297
Yeah, it's-it's 'cause
I haven't been.
447
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,559
[laughs softly]
448
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,865
Is that my fault?
449
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,998
No.
450
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,174
No, Drew, of course not.
451
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:44,394
It's mine. I...
I let it happen.
452
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,137
Meet your new mommy, Bolognese.
453
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,009
Hello, sweetie.
454
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,490
Oh, look at us,
just two gals starting out
455
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,883
our new lives together.
456
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,842
Hey, do you know
how to swipe right?
457
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,064
Oh, no. You're on Tinder?
458
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,066
Oh, well, no, not yet.
459
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,896
But I know who's gonna be
in my profile picture.
460
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,985
Yeah. Single lady
with a cat.
461
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
Every man's dream.
[chuckles]
462
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,170
[exhales]
You okay?
463
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,260
You need mouth-to-mouth? Because
I'm only paid to do dialysis.
464
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,915
No, no, I'm just doing
some breathing exercises.
465
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,570
I teach them to all my clients.
466
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:33,052
It's just a great way
to let go of some anxiety,
467
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,967
which, in my case, means Gina.
468
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,057
I don't know,
I've got anxiety
469
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,146
and I've been breathing
my whole life.
470
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,322
How does it work?
471
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,238
Well, if you ever
have negative thoughts,
472
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,762
you just focus
on your breathing.
473
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,024
You want to try?
474
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,287
Sure.
Why not?
475
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,375
SAMANTHA:
No, I have to e-mail
476
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:55,813
an intern and rip her a new one.
477
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,989
What? It's how I relax.
478
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,384
Okay. Well, um, you just
479
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,691
breathe in deeply
through your nose...
480
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,867
[inhales]
481
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,565
...and then exhale slowly
out your mouth.
482
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,523
[both exhaling]
483
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,133
Breathe in strength...
484
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,613
[inhales]
485
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,528
...and exhale fear.
486
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,312
Oh, crap,
I think I inhaled fear.
487
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,445
How do I get it out of me?
488
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,144
Send it my way, Jer.
It makes me stronger.
489
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,973
Hey, I'm kind of
feeling this.
490
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,150
It's like my teammates
pouring Gatorade on my soul.
491
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,155
Yeah, it's a great way to just
gain some peace and clarity.
492
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,637
[inhales]
493
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,812
[exhales]
494
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:38,813
[gas hissing]
495
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,598
Oh, come on.
496
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,426
Come on, come on.
497
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,515
[explosion]
498
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,866
Sometimes pills help, too.
499
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,659
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