1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,090 Y'all gonna just stand around, 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,743 or you wanna ask me some questions? 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,007 Dad got fired from his job at the White House. 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,486 We can move anywhere. 5 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,401 Daddy did not get fired. 6 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,968 Mitchell will be the one holding the bag, trust me. 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:12,838 Probably be happy to go to prison 8 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,405 to get away from Martha. 9 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,451 Conspiracy to commit burglary 10 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:17,800 and wiretapping. 11 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,889 I sentence you to the maximum penalty 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,543 allowable under federal law. 13 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:22,848 We'll reconvene in two months' time 14 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,546 to formalizing sentencing. 15 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,287 You ever threaten to squeal again, 16 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,550 it'll be the last time you ever squeal. 17 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,986 Pat Gray is feeding me their reports, okay? 18 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,944 You satisfied? 19 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:32,945 Oh, director of the FBI. Very impressive. 20 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,425 It's only a matter of time 21 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:35,818 before they figure out what's going on. 22 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:36,775 Maybe it's the routine that scares me. 23 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,603 I just want you to know 24 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,865 I can't imagine the rest of my life without it. 25 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,911 My own boy, Jay, is over there 26 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,652 fighting for his life as we speak. 27 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,958 - Who is it for you? - My little brother. 28 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,222 I'm a doer. I don't just sit around and do nothing. 29 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,875 And if you don't do your own talking, 30 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:52,182 someone is gonna do it for you in this town. 31 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,314 Should the Nixon administration 32 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:54,793 be afraid of you, Mrs. Mitchell? 33 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:55,925 Well, I think you know the answer to that. 34 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,666 Attagirl, Martha. 35 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,670 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,723 Good afternoon. 37 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,377 Uh, the president would like to assure the public 38 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,553 that when it comes to illicit profit 39 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:19,470 from land deals in California, uh, he has nothing to hide, 40 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,864 uh, despite what leftist Democrats might allege. 41 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:24,780 On the contrary, the president 42 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,782 has paid his full and normal tax load, 43 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,001 just like any citizen. 44 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,003 Therefore, an examination of his personal taxes 45 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,875 at this point feels like a political ploy 46 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,225 and is simply not necessary. 47 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,009 Any further update on the subject 48 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,229 will come through official channels, uh, 49 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,971 before you hear it in the secretarial pool at The Post. 50 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,191 And with that, I'd like to open it up 51 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,801 to any questions. 52 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:46,889 - Mr. Ziegler. - Over here. 53 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,369 Helen. 54 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,675 Yes, I was wondering if the White House 55 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,591 has any comments on the accusations 56 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:56,028 currently being levied against the president... 57 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,900 Yeah, now, uh, before you go any further, Helen. 58 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,510 Uh, I have been made aware 59 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,643 that there is a certain citizen individual 60 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:02,992 who has gotten herself some attention, 61 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,515 uh, in the press as of late... 62 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:05,821 Martha Mitchell. 63 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:08,606 Well, I'm not naming any names, Helen. 64 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,478 Um, but I would just like to say 65 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,436 that we all have a certain nature, 66 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,004 something to which we must adhere. 67 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,398 And the nature of this particular individual 68 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:20,096 has been rather bellicose and unreliable. 69 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,493 Please welcome a woman who's fast becoming 70 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,495 the biggest thorn in Richard Nixon's side 71 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,453 since Pat shoved him into the rose garden... 72 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,239 ...the captivating, controversial, 73 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,066 undeniable Martha Mitchell. 74 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,461 Mike, you make me sound like a best seller. 75 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,507 Now, Martha, you are the first person 76 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,378 that I'm aware of to publicly accuse 77 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,120 the president of responsibility for the Watergate break-in. 78 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,253 Pretty sure I won't be the last. 79 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:49,256 But Mrs. Mitchell's making some very grave accusations 80 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,040 against the president. 81 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,650 I would be remiss to point out 82 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,609 that they are accusations that no one else has made. 83 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,219 President Nixon has been re-elected 84 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,481 by a landslide. 85 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,704 ♪ Sitting Cross-legged on the floor ♪ 86 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,009 Will you marry me? 87 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,232 ♪ Twenty-five Or six to four... ♪ 88 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,278 I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear 89 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:14,324 I will faithfully execute the office 90 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,413 of president of the United States. 91 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,023 You also accused the president 92 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,243 of ordering your alleged imprisonment in California. 93 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,680 Yes, I do, and I-I also believe 94 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,508 that the president is attempting 95 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,032 to leave my husband holding the bag for his dirty tricks, 96 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,686 and I won't let that happen. 97 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,384 You always speak your mind on our show, Martha. 98 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,820 - We really appreciate that. - I do. I speak my mind. 99 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,343 I am a Southern woman. We speak our minds. 100 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,302 We talk. I never stop talking. 101 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,868 I bet your husband just loves that. 102 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,305 He takes it in stride. 103 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:44,615 ♪ Wanting just To stay awake... ♪ 104 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:45,660 What? 105 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,053 They're admirers. 106 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,666 Jimmy, it's been so long, 107 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,494 I was beginning to think we weren't friends anymore. 108 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,322 ♪ Should I try To do some more... ♪ 109 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,324 What you hearing at The Tribune these days, anyway? 110 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,151 I don't think the woman's in her right mind. 111 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,066 She might call herself a Republican, 112 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,155 but she's not one of us. 113 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,418 She's a truth teller. 114 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,288 Well, look at what they did 115 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,811 to poor Dorothy Hunt? 116 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,248 She was on that horrible plane that crashed, 117 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,467 and then they found $10,000 cash on her. 118 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,382 Seeing as how this person cannot be stopped 119 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,558 or reasoned with in any way, 120 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,256 uh, the White House harbors the fervent hope 121 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,954 that she can avail herself of familial comfort 122 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:19,868 and professional help. 123 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,914 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,189 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,064 Oh! 126 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,935 What do you say about the rumors 127 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,807 out of the White House that you've struggled with alcohol? 128 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:48,462 I say a rumor is just a lie without a home. 129 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,073 She's a lush and a pill popper too. 130 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,205 She's got problems emotionally and whatnot, 131 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,076 but, um, who doesn't? 132 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,774 ♪ ♪ 133 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,037 They were the ones that stonewalled 134 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,475 Wright Patman's committee in the House last October. 135 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,824 Well, then I can be your source, 136 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,129 'cause I'm telling you it's factual. 137 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,653 Oh, you know what I forgot to ask you? 138 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,350 Did you get those Hummels I sent after the wedding? 139 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,395 And you stated elsewhere that your goal 140 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,266 is to take down Nixon. 141 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,050 But the president's approval numbers just keep climbing. 142 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,661 If the American people 143 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,576 knew half of what I do about their government, 144 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,229 they wouldn't have much to approve of. 145 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,057 So Mrs. Mitchell's behavior 146 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,451 isn't getting to the first lady or the president, 147 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,235 as has been reported? 148 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,585 Do you hear yourself when you ask these questions? 149 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:25,934 I mean, for criminy's sake, come on. 150 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,022 Let me ask the obvious question. 151 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,937 What is obvious? 152 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,068 Are you crazy? 153 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,243 Yeah. 154 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,335 Frickin' loudmouth. 155 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,379 Freedom-loving. 156 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,902 Limousine liberal. 157 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:38,947 Groovy liberated. 158 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,122 Commie bitch. 159 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,255 ♪ ♪ 160 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:51,089 All rise. 161 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,266 This court is now in session 162 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,357 with the Honorable Judge John Sirica presiding. 163 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,794 You may be seated. 164 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:07,149 Gentlemen, I called you in today for a formal sentencing. 165 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,631 But first, I'd like to say a few words. 166 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,155 When I was a younger man, 167 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:16,158 Jack Dempsey was my sparring partner. 168 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,117 I don't say that to boast, 169 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,816 and I certainly don't say it to imply 170 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,035 that I wasn't getting pummeled every Tuesday at the Y. 171 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,519 But I know what it means to have heart. 172 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,347 And frankly, the group of you have shown a lot of heart, 173 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,611 taking all the licks you have in this courtroom. 174 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:38,223 And I believe it's to be commended. 175 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,182 But a fighter also has to know 176 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,097 when it's time to throw in the towel. 177 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:46,667 Which brings me to a very interesting letter 178 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,016 I received this morning... 179 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,934 ...from Mr. McCord. 180 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,415 "Certain questions have been posed to me 181 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,808 from Your Honor through the probation officer"... 182 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,157 You rat fuck! 183 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,812 I'll fucking... I'll fucking kill you! 184 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,031 Order! 185 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,554 I will fucking kill you! 186 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,121 - Remove him! - You fuck! 187 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,949 I'll fucking kill you! 188 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,168 You fuck! I should've fucking killed you 189 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,909 when I had the chance! 190 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,520 - Get him out of here! - You fuck! 191 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,340 Come in. 192 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:58,216 The partners brought these over for you to sign. 193 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,349 How are you settling in? 194 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,829 Oh, you know. 195 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,047 I know. 196 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:07,269 Looking like you got a little sun. 197 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,271 Oh, stop. 198 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,578 Any calls from the White House? 199 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,018 They're probably just... 200 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,194 busy. 201 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:23,154 I ran two of Dick's campaigns, the ones he won. 202 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,288 The least you'd think I could expect is to get 203 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,639 a goddamn fucking call back. 204 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:35,427 Oh, I never saw that one. 205 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,386 Look at those two young men. 206 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,431 Not my best angle. 207 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,521 Oh, stop. You look handsome. 208 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,612 You know, I always wondered. 209 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,267 Do he and Pat ever... 210 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,228 Oh. 211 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,882 Not since Trish was born. 212 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,411 Too bad. 213 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:06,633 And, uh, Mr. Mitchell, if you ever need anything, 214 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,330 uh, I'm right outside your door. 215 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,461 You know that, right? 216 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,812 Of course. Thank you, Diana. 217 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,319 God damn it. 218 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 I'm sorry 219 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,322 to bother you again, Mr. Mitchell, 220 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,846 but I-I think you should turn on the news. 221 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,329 In what reads like a wish list 222 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,984 for the prosecution, James McCord's letter alleges 223 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:57,118 a massive campaign of sabotage and obstruction 224 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,076 on the part of the Nixon administration. 225 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,731 Reports from Capitol Hill cite Mr. McCord's letter 226 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,907 as a reason to open a Senate committee 227 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,822 dedicated to the Watergate matter. 228 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,519 If that happens, both present 229 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,826 and former members of the administration 230 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,828 may become targets of the investigation. 231 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,525 The news will come as a shock 232 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,527 to the newly re-elected president, 233 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,529 who might have considered the burgeoning scandal 234 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,227 safely behind him. 235 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,189 "Mr. McCord has joined lone voices 236 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,714 "in the wilderness such as Martha Mitchell 237 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,412 "in publicly implicating the president's closest aides 238 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,674 in the Watergate break-in." 239 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,197 Well, at least now they will see 240 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,635 I was right about the whole rotten lot of 'em. 241 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:36,461 Are you sure you don't want any? 242 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,593 Yes, thank you. 243 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,682 Mm. 244 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:42,467 Boy, they've really got 'em lined up now. 245 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,295 Bunch of bowling pins. 246 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,169 Martha, can we focus on the book? 247 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,084 I-I really wanna get some work done today. 248 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,652 Oh. Of course. 249 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,654 You have my undivided attention. 250 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,135 So, the Pine Bluffs records office 251 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,311 didn't have a death certificate on file for your father... 252 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,531 Oh, Maria! Ooh! 253 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,187 This is my good friend Maria from back in the New York days. 254 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,755 Maria, this is Winzola McLendon. 255 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:12,106 She is my biographer and a first-rate journalist. 256 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,368 Right up there with Helen Thomas. 257 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,763 A-a biography? 258 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:20,636 Martha, you are too much for this town, I swear. 259 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,507 Oh, guess who I ran into at the A&P. 260 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:23,857 - Who? - Jay. 261 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,164 Jay, your son? 262 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,297 You said he was still in Vietnam. 263 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,734 Oh, no, he's been stateside for a while now. 264 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,736 Living with all those Jews down in Baltimore. 265 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,652 He's such a kind boy. Won the Silver Star, you know. 266 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,480 Purple Heart. Now, did he mention to you 267 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,395 that he has moved in with that little girlfriend of his? 268 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,179 I darn near hit the roof. 269 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,226 Can I interview him? For the book. 270 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,532 But you have me, the greatest source of all. 271 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,321 Yes, it just might be interesting is all. 272 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,976 Well, of course, if that's what you want to do, 273 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,760 but I will give you a piece of advice. 274 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,240 If that little girlfriend of his 275 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,546 invites you over for dinner, take an entrée. 276 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,200 She's a vegetarian. 277 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,639 Although there are reports that the convicted 278 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,772 Watergate conspirators might be first 279 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,166 to testify at the formal hearings, 280 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,472 which begin a week from Thursday, 281 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,866 Ervin and Baker would only say that the witness list 282 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,912 will be out later this week. 283 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,478 And the first set of hearings will last... 284 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,915 Hey there! 285 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,134 How's married life treating you, champ? 286 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,614 Uh, it's only been a week, 287 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,921 but so far, so good. 288 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,444 Yeah, Mo is a-a little peeved 289 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,489 we had to stick around D.C., and, uh... 290 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,710 Oh, I'm so sorry you had to cancel your honeymoon. 291 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,626 Now this damn McCord letter's gotten everybody in a fright. 292 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,019 Yeah, no, it's, uh... it's all right. 293 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,672 You know, we hadn't actually left yet, 294 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,545 so it was just a matter of unpacking. 295 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,155 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 296 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,115 Well, still, the president, he feels awful about it. 297 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,508 He and the first lady would like to gift you 298 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,293 a little getaway weekend. 299 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,816 Something to tide you over until you and the missus 300 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,818 can spring for the real honeymoon. 301 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,867 - You gotta be shitting me. - No. 302 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,651 President never shits anyone about Camp David. 303 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,219 Here are the keys. 304 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,525 Directions, list of amenities should be included. 305 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:08,657 This is unbelievable. 306 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,617 I-I... thank you so, so much. I... 307 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,836 Oh, my God, Mo's gonna flip. 308 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,969 I... this... I don't know what to say. 309 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622 - You earned it. No. - Oh. 310 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,407 And look, it'll be good to have a little time away 311 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,365 from the city to write that investigative report, right? 312 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,629 I'm sor... um... 313 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,198 sorry, i-investigative report? 314 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,026 Oh, yeah. Did nobody tell you? 315 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,377 Oh, huh. Oh, okay. 316 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,727 No, it's just something, uh, Dick wants typed up. 317 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,817 You know, some legalese that separates the White House 318 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,340 from any involvement. 319 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,211 You know, boilerplate stuff, something to help 320 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,300 put an end to all this Watergate fuss, but... 321 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,433 Well, right, right. It-it-it's just, um... 322 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,826 Sir. 323 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,523 It's Mitchell calling for you again. 324 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,090 Oh. 325 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,005 Can you, uh, tell him I'm in a meeting, Kay? 326 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,354 - Yes, sir. - Please. Thank you. 327 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,791 Goddamn. 328 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,620 That pathetic bastard. He just... he won't take a hint. 329 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,274 You know? 330 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,102 Don't tell me he's been calling you too. 331 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,105 Well, once or twice. I-I haven't actually answered. 332 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,934 Yeah, I tell you, he should do something useful 333 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,110 and put a shovel to that embarrassment of a wife. 334 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,378 You-you go enjoy Camp David. 335 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,554 Uh, well, uh, as I was saying, sir, 336 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,512 um, you, uh... about that report... 337 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,124 Yes. 338 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,692 Do... you know, with all the r-renewed media scrutiny, 339 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,216 do you really think it's wise 340 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:33,046 that I put my name on an investigative report 341 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,745 without doing an actual investigation? 342 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,836 Hmm. 343 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,361 Yeah, could seem a little fishy, huh? 344 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,277 I mean, I-I-I could be indicted for obstruction of justice. 345 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,365 Technically. 346 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,714 Right. Yeah. 347 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,586 No, you know what? Forget it. 348 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,501 Really? 349 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:54,981 The president would never wanna put you in a tough position. 350 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,460 - Right. Of course, yeah. - Not at all. 351 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,027 No, we got it covered, lover boy, all right? 352 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,595 You go enjoy Camp David, all right? 353 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,598 I will. Thank you, sir. My goodness. 354 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,687 This is... this is incredible. Thank you. Thank you so much. 355 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,036 You're so welcome. No, you've earned it. 356 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,342 I'll send you a postcard. 357 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,170 Okay, please do. 358 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:10,910 - Thank you, sir. - All right. Have fun. 359 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,128 Thank you. 360 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,236 Kay, could you be a doll, please, 361 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,325 and get me John Mitchell now? 362 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,239 Thank you. 363 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,299 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 364 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,604 Good day. 365 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:54,692 Um... 366 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,000 firstly, I want to commend you on your excellent work 367 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,133 as part of the Watergate task force. 368 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,092 There's a lot of armchair quarterbacks in this town, 369 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,572 but I think we could all benefit 370 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,835 from a lot more positive reinforcement. 371 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,012 Am I right? This guy knows I'm right. 372 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:14,712 Secondly, you may hear some news 373 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,672 over the next few days 374 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,980 about my leadership, uh, of the bureau. 375 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,027 The last year or so, it seems I have been 376 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:29,858 in communication, um, with... 377 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,687 certain folks at the White House... 378 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,777 regarding the state of the investigation, 379 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,084 giving them... 380 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,912 copies of the 302s and so forth. 381 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,914 Copies of the 302s? 382 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,655 - And... - Excuse me, sir. 383 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,005 I'm sorry to interrupt. 384 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:51,706 You're not saying that you've been leaking our investigation 385 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,752 to the people we've been investigating. 386 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,931 I mean, I wouldn't exactly, 387 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,631 but, uh, yeah, that's, uh, 388 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,893 about right, yeah. 389 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,069 That sounds, uh, accurate. 390 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,118 And all that's gonna come out. 391 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,946 Uh, at this point, I think it might be in keeping 392 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,297 with my desire to create 393 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,952 a more open and, uh, inclusive working environment 394 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,956 that I would open up, uh, the forum to some questions. 395 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,527 Which you-you can... 396 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,529 submit in writing to my secretary 397 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,183 to be answered at a future date. 398 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,752 Un-fucking-believable. 399 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,928 Ah. 400 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,843 Look at the time. I've gotta run to a meeting. 401 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:45,368 Uh, great work. Thank you. 402 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,457 Let's keep this going. 403 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,247 I can't believe it. 404 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,204 I can. 405 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,728 Fuck it. 406 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,904 If Gray's gonna be stuck doing damage control, 407 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,428 forget the protocol. 408 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,864 Why don't we just start doing real police work? 409 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,750 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 410 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:23,580 ♪ I'm gonna Throw my troubles away... ♪ 411 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,627 ♪ ♪ 412 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:36,332 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 413 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,030 ♪ ♪ 414 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,991 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late... ♪ 415 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,949 Mr. and Mrs. Dean, welcome. 416 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,516 Hello. 417 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,083 ♪ I need to spend some money ♪ 418 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,650 ♪ And it just won't wait... ♪ 419 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,042 Welcome to Camp David, Mrs. Dean. 420 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,957 Oh, my God. 421 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,005 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 422 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:03,794 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 423 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,934 Oh, I thought I'd been cast off on an iceberg. 424 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,632 John, welcome back. You've been missed. 425 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,852 He's just been so busy lately. You know how he gets. 426 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,506 Well, I ought to. 427 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,464 I am the poor bastard's best friend, aren't I? 428 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,253 Speak of the devil. 429 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,776 - Hey, John Mitchell. - Oh! 430 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,952 There he is. 431 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,562 John, great to see you. 432 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,260 - Bob, hey John. - How are ya, chief? 433 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,957 Chuck, what are you all doing here? 434 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,785 Where's the big enchilada? 435 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,090 Oh, Dick got pulled into an emergency meeting, 436 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,570 but he sends his best. 437 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:41,963 Yeah, have a seat. 438 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,444 Uh, scotch? You prefer gin? 439 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,446 You know John Dean's the only faggot 440 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,056 who drinks gin around here. 441 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,496 Maybe I should schedule 442 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,150 when it's a better time for the president. 443 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,109 That won't be necessary. 444 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,460 We could use your input on a couple of details 445 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,722 he's been asking us about. 446 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,202 Yeah, couple sticky wickets. 447 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,681 A few things you can clear up for us, sir. 448 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,205 Mm-hmm, what-what-what do you... what do you got? 449 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,337 Well, for instance... 450 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,948 this Gordon Liddy character. 451 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,864 Now, he was part of your outfit at CREEP, correct? 452 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,910 Him, Hunt, and McCord? 453 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,433 You've met Liddy. 454 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,568 You've all met Liddy. 455 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,312 Hmm. I don't recall that. 456 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,922 No. Me neither. 457 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,098 Drawing a complete blank. 458 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,407 Maybe you could just refresh us on exactly 459 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,060 - how you recruited him. - Mm-hmm. 460 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,193 You know, in fact, 461 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,935 might be best if you just took us 462 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,285 through the whole planning and operation 463 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,026 - of the thing from your end. - Just for clarity. 464 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,420 Just we can see how it all came together. 465 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,466 You put the ball in motion on this thing, correct? 466 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,859 The break-in was your brainchild, right? 467 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,034 That's right. 468 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,431 ♪ ♪ 469 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:08,179 You know, John... 470 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,921 ...I'm-I'm a little fuzzy on it. 471 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,882 In fact, the only break-in I can remember is, uh... 472 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,013 the Ellsberg. 473 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,798 That was your job, right? 474 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,149 And, Bob, weren't you point on that plan 475 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,412 to firebomb the Brookings Institute? 476 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,893 Or-or was that you, Chuck? 477 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,503 It was a shame that one didn't happen. 478 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,636 I-I thought there'd be a great weenie roast. 479 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,944 All right. 480 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,295 And then there's those nights where... 481 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,818 where we all sat up, 482 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,299 trying to figure out how to secretly bomb 483 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,822 the fuck out of Cambodia. 484 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,651 I think we get the point. 485 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:45,913 Have you got the point, 486 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,349 or you need it fucked up your ass 487 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,873 and broken off on the other end? 488 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,269 ♪ ♪ 489 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,061 I was fucking with you. 490 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,062 Yup. You're so tense. 491 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,716 You fucker. 492 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,502 He's fucking with us! 493 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,895 All right, well, uh, I think that's about it. 494 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,463 Thanks for coming in, you friendless sack of shit. 495 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,639 I have enjoyed every minute of it, you fuck-for-brains. 496 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,945 Can't wait for this one 497 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,555 to be frog-marched to prison, huh? 498 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:20,948 You talentless bunch of shit-gibbons 499 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,776 are more likely to be the first there. 500 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,081 What do you think? What do you think? 501 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,039 Get ass cancer and die. 502 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,257 Bye-bye, now. 503 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,089 Wait. Are there microphones in here? 504 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,961 - Jesus, Chuck. - Wh-which... 505 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,266 They're in here, right? They're in there. 506 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,659 That's where they are. 507 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,574 Oval Office. 508 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,896 Oh, no. 509 00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:57,332 No, no, no. 510 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,378 - No, no. - Mr. Magruder! 511 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,205 How you doing today? 512 00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:02,424 I don't know if we've formally met. 513 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,687 I'm Special Agent Angelo Lano. 514 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,646 This is my partner, Paul Magallanes. 515 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,648 - No way. No way. Thank you. - What's going on? 516 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:09,953 I-I know who you are. 517 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,564 I've seen you around. I gotta go. 518 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,174 I gotta pick up my kid for the dentist. 519 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,266 Well, we were wondering 520 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,572 if you could help us clear up 521 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:20,921 some of the illicit communications 522 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,619 between CREEP and FBI Director Gray. 523 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,752 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, uh, Pancho Villa, 524 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,275 because I-I don't know anything 525 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,104 about any secret, uh, communications... 526 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,585 illicit communications with the FBI. 527 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,413 So why don't you two, you know, buzz off? 528 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,675 Mr. Magruder, I know you don't wanna 529 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,764 find yourself on the business end 530 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,419 of a 14-year sentence for obstruction of justice. 531 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,116 - Hey, okay. - Or do you? 532 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,205 Okay, I know what you're trying to do here, all right? 533 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,773 You think that you can, uh, you know, just intimidate me 534 00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:49,253 because I'm just gonna roll over 535 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,603 and let you fuck me up the ass. 536 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:54,084 Yeah. That's right. That's right. 537 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:58,175 You wanna come here to my place of business, 538 00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,699 and you wanna fuck me. 539 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,440 You wanna fuck me up the ass. Both of you. 540 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,531 Please get yourselves off of my Oldsmobile. 541 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,097 All right. 542 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,751 Maybe it's time we give the poor guy a break. 543 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,274 - He's not talking. - No? You don't think so? 544 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,798 I don't think so. 545 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:13,147 That's too bad, because the first one 546 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,323 who talks gets sweetheart deal, right? 547 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,107 That's right. 548 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:19,632 I don't want the sweetheart deal. 549 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:21,764 Man of steel, gotta give him that. 550 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,549 Fort fucking Knox. 551 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,115 We'll see you soon. 552 00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:27,335 Why? Why would you see me? 553 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,424 I don't... I don't know anything. 554 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,818 Did you not hear me tell you? 555 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,995 I am ignorant of what you are talking about. 556 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,476 You fuck me, I fuck you. 557 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:38,215 - All right. - Yup. 558 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,390 I fuck you. 559 00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,483 See you soon, Jeb. 560 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:54,623 ♪ ♪ 561 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:01,891 I wouldn't be the first, right? 562 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,334 ♪ As the mist ♪ 563 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:11,379 Mine are flawless 564 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,816 ♪ Leaves no scar ♪ 565 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,775 ♪ ♪ 566 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:19,256 ♪ On the dark green hill ♪ 567 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,344 ♪ ♪ 568 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,824 ♪ So my body ♪ 569 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:27,221 ♪ Leaves no scar on you ♪ 570 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,312 ♪ And never will ♪ 571 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:32,705 ♪ ♪ 572 00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:34,315 Oh, shit. 573 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:35,621 ♪ Through windows ♪ 574 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:39,146 ♪ In the dark... ♪ 575 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:40,190 Oh, great! 576 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,890 ♪ The children go ♪ 577 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,369 ♪ ♪ 578 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,850 ♪ Like arrows ♪ 579 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,070 ♪ With no targets ♪ 580 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,375 ♪ ♪ 581 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,464 ♪ Like shackles... ♪ 582 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:57,077 Oh, my God. 583 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,297 That was mean. 584 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,038 ♪ True love leaves no traces ♪ 585 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,866 Oh! 586 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,348 ♪ If you and I are one ♪ 587 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,829 ♪ ♪ 588 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:13,441 ♪ It's lost In our embraces... ♪ 589 00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:16,400 We'll probably be the first people 590 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:17,445 to ever have sex here. 591 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:25,322 They're-they're beaming these in from a-a satellite? 592 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,325 - This one's from Japan. - Mm. 593 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,805 Isn't that far out? 594 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,465 Hey, what's wrong? 595 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:45,081 My mother is such a complicated woman, 596 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:48,345 but she would always tell me that she knew 597 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:50,173 that she was going to spend the rest of her life 598 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:52,349 with my father from the moment that she met him, 599 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,961 and I was always looking for that exact same feeling 600 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,267 and so worried that I didn't feel it 601 00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,618 or couldn't feel it at all and... 602 00:26:59,748 --> 00:27:01,358 And you felt it when you met me. 603 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,708 No, that's what I'm saying. 604 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:06,712 I, at first, hated you so much, so much. 605 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:09,453 Oh, it was overwhelming. You must've felt that, John. 606 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,937 But then I got to know you, and all of a sudden, I... 607 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,553 ...I just... I don't know. 608 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,599 It's not anything like my mom said it would be. 609 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,558 I feel like I'm only capable 610 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,560 of loving you desperately 611 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:30,649 or hating your guts, 612 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:34,000 which I still do some afternoons. 613 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,784 That's not very romantic, is it? 614 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,700 I... you know what it is? I'm drunk. 615 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:39,832 - No. - That's all it is. 616 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,573 You're-you're scared. 617 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,097 I don't know. Maybe. 618 00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:46,621 It's okay. It's okay. I'm scared too. 619 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,319 I've never been here before. I don't know how all this ends. 620 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,454 But I know that we're here. We made it this far. 621 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,370 We're at Camp David. 622 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,940 I don't know, I thought getting married 623 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:04,030 was supposed to take away the fear. 624 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,772 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 625 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:09,122 Oh. 626 00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:12,386 Is that Mama Cass? 627 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,736 Refill on your drink, Mrs. Kennedy? 628 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,738 That sounds... yeah. 629 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,871 Why don't you make it a double? 630 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:21,090 Oh, I serve at the pleasure of the president. 631 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,764 The investigation should be thorough 632 00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:44,810 and aboveboard. 633 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,855 - And second... - Your boyfriend's on. 634 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,770 ...that if there were any higher involvement, 635 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:51,468 we should get the facts out first. 636 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,776 White House counsel John Dean has been assigned 637 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:57,344 to monitor these investigations. 638 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,389 I entrusted the task of getting me 639 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,652 the written report to Mr. Dean. 640 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,611 Whatever the facts might be, 641 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,267 I wanted the White House to be the first to make them public. 642 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:08,877 - Shall we march? - Yeah. 643 00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:10,836 In the streets! In the streets! 644 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,012 - All right. - Free Martha Mitchell! 645 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,927 Free Martha Mitchell! 646 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,842 I have put down the only earrings 647 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,279 that go with this necklace, and I just cannot... 648 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,150 Now I'm late. 649 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:21,977 ...here on the par-three golf course 650 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,805 on Monday night... 651 00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,328 You have been moping for weeks 652 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:28,723 while I have been out defending our reputation. 653 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:29,768 Oh. 654 00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:31,378 From where I sit, 655 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:33,946 looks a bit more self-serving than that. 656 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,035 Self-serving? 657 00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:38,080 Look at these freaks. 658 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,909 Free Martha Mitchell! 659 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,608 You're practically a teen idol, just what you always wanted. 660 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,090 That'll goose book sales. 661 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,657 We're looking at boarding schools. 662 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,485 Be sure to clear your schedule. 663 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,530 Diana'll take care of that. 664 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,097 She's very attentive. 665 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,540 Don't, uh, let Marty stay up too late. 666 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,283 And there's pot roast in the kitchen if you get hungry. 667 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,634 I won't. 668 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:17,119 What the hell, Bob? 669 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,729 Come on, you... 670 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,341 No, you said I didn't have to write that report. 671 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,646 Well, the president's plastering it 672 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:23,909 all over the news. 673 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,084 That's-that's my name out there. 674 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,607 I could go to jail for this. 675 00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:29,566 Listen. I am on your side. 676 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:32,439 But Dick just isn't gonna budge on this. 677 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,745 If you nut up and do the right thing, 678 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,444 then it'll just be a lot easier for everyone. 679 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,749 Is-is that a threat? 680 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,403 Of course not, buddy. 681 00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,710 I just want to help you get out of your own way. 682 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,320 I hope you're having fun up there. 683 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,846 No, Bob. Bob? Bob? 684 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,719 What song is sung at a dress-up party on Fire Island? 685 00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,551 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 686 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:08,170 I feel like something's going on. 687 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,876 Whoo-ooh. 688 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,674 Somebody was hungry. 689 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,571 I just... I feel strong when I'm with you. 690 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,312 Like I can do anything. 691 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,053 Oh, John. 692 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:06,185 When we're in the office together, 693 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,056 I can barely stand it. 694 00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:11,016 I want you inside me so badly. 695 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:14,193 Mm. Soon. 696 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,803 We'll book a room at the Roosevelt 697 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,674 and sneak off. 698 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,071 Oh, my God, John. 699 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:29,164 ♪ ♪ 700 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,740 You really think this is gonna work, 701 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,655 just sitting here like this? 702 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,613 Oh, yeah. 703 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,093 Big-time. 704 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,617 Once we had this potential witness 705 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,054 in a white-collar case. 706 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,838 Criminal mastermind like this guy here. 707 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,796 We did everything to get him to talk, 708 00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,059 but nothing worked. 709 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,495 Then my partner gets this idea, 710 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,626 stake out his house for the weekend 711 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,628 just for the fuck of it. 712 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,675 I'm telling you, within seven hours, 713 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:04,852 this asshole comes out to the car and says he'll talk. 714 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,507 - Wow. - Yeah. 715 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,117 It's one thing to feel like a criminal when you're alone. 716 00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:10,597 It's another thing to feel it 717 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,381 when you're with your wife, your children. 718 00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:17,038 It feels invasive somehow, unbearable. 719 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:19,084 He'll be singing to the special prosecutor 720 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,216 by tomorrow morning. 721 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:23,305 Deputy campaign director. 722 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,872 Guy shouldn't be deputy director 723 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,744 of a fuckin' White Castle. 724 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,095 It... this is some charmed gringo shit right here. 725 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:33,446 - That's what that is. - What do you mean, gringo shit? 726 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,274 You saw when new assignments went up last week, right? 727 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:36,797 Yeah. 728 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:37,711 All the Hispanic guys got shit jobs, right? 729 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:38,799 Well... 730 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,279 - Well? - Yeah. 731 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:43,369 - Translation. Transcription. - Okay. 732 00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:44,935 You know what they used to call guys like me 733 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,067 - when I was at the Academy? - What? 734 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:47,286 The Taco Squad. 735 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,852 Don't laugh. 736 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,767 That's cafeteria shit-talk. 737 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:51,768 It's not a big thing. 738 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,511 So you're telling me 739 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,558 it wouldn't get under your skin if you were part of the... 740 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,995 I don't know, the-the-the Dago Division? 741 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,435 Look, I'm just sayin', 742 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:10,178 we're all jockeying for a spot at the trough, right? 743 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,659 Even Sergeant Dickhead over here. 744 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:15,096 You have to drink something. 745 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,446 - It's a hot one. - Yeah. 746 00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:21,146 Okay. 747 00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:34,594 Why didn't you tell me about this, John? 748 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:35,812 I don't know. 749 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:38,902 I'm such an idiot. 750 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:41,775 I just... I thought if I... 751 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,037 if I kept it all a secret, 752 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:45,779 then eventually, it would just... 753 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,085 go away. 754 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,825 That's the logic of a five-year-old. 755 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,436 I'm-I'm-I'm your wife. 756 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:51,872 That's not really how this works. 757 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,004 I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 758 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,398 Okay, so this investigative report 759 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,878 that Haldeman wants you to write... 760 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,924 I told you the report is a sham. 761 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:06,016 If I write it, I am the first official 762 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,018 with knowledge of the cover-up to lie about it publicly. 763 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,019 That is what they want. 764 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,847 They wanna pin it on me 765 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:13,720 so that they can squash any more investigations. 766 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,504 What happens if you refuse to do that? 767 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,289 Wha... if I ref... 768 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:19,943 Th-they'll draw and quarter me in the press. 769 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:21,336 They'll destroy me. 770 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,338 You don't know what kind of tools 771 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:25,166 they have at their disposal, Mo. 772 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,820 I should know, I've used them. 773 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:29,997 Oh, my God. Stop talking. 774 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,346 I know I let you down. I-I'm... 775 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:32,434 I-I didn't mean to keep things from you. 776 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,349 I just... it all got out of hand. 777 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,307 Okay. 778 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:39,833 I'm only gonna say this one time, okay? 779 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:43,141 You cannot ever do this to me again, ever. 780 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:45,447 I know. 781 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,450 Okay. 782 00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,410 Now, you obviously can't write that report, 783 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,107 and we cannot let them drag you through the press. 784 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,891 So what's the third option? 785 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,416 I-I can't just walk 786 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,244 into the special prosecutor's office. 787 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,767 Why not? 788 00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:02,856 Because I'm-I'm at the center of this thing. 789 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:04,510 I'm the bad guy. 790 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,512 Well, what if you're the guy who saw an injustice 791 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:08,122 and decided to do something about it? 792 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,256 Wh-what do you mean? 793 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,954 I'm saying... okay, if you come out against these people, 794 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:16,391 these criminals, 795 00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:18,437 you no longer have a legal problem, right? 796 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,222 You have, what, a-a-a PR problem. 797 00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:22,310 And you know what? 798 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:23,877 I-I've spent my entire life 799 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:26,271 creating versions of myself to please people 800 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:27,837 to get what I want, 801 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,057 and what I want is for you not to go to jail. 802 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,103 So we just... 803 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:35,236 teach you how to do that. 804 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,107 We're gonna have you tell the truth 805 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,849 in a way that America likes you. 806 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,547 Create a version of you that people can see themselves in. 807 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,462 I think that's how we win this, John. 808 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,072 That's how we get free. 809 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,510 You just have to trust me. 810 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:49,859 Oh. 811 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:55,387 I mean, do you trust me? 812 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:56,344 Yes. 813 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:03,917 I love you... so much. 814 00:37:08,704 --> 00:37:10,097 Thank you both so much for meeting me. 815 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,317 Oh, thank you. 816 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:13,970 Um, I would offer you some, 817 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,321 but I-I hear that you're a vegetarian. 818 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:19,019 Martha told you that? 819 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,325 Fantastic. 820 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,981 So, um, listen, Jay, 821 00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,548 I was surprised when your mom mentioned 822 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,420 that you were back from overseas. 823 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,772 Well, actually, I've been back a few years now. 824 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,252 My mother sometimes likes to tell people 825 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:36,166 from the press I'm still fighting. 826 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,168 You know, exaggerate for effect. 827 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,648 Drunks tend to do that. 828 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:45,088 Um, and I have here that your father, Clyde, 829 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,047 divorced your mother in 1957. 830 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,527 Yeah, that's right. 831 00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:51,181 I-I guess she met Mr. Mitchell the year before, 832 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,619 and, um, I was nine, 833 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,055 so I-I don't really know much about that. 834 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,143 Okay. 835 00:37:57,623 --> 00:38:00,669 And, um, what can you tell me about growing up with your mom? 836 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,629 Um, anything will help, um, you know, 837 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,239 memories, anecdotes, that sort of thing. 838 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:09,939 Yeah, yeah. Uh, oof. Well... 839 00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:13,116 Look, there is a reason why Martha never talks about Jay. 840 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:14,553 - Well... - It's because 841 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:15,989 she left him behind with everything else 842 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,165 from her past that she'd prefer to forget. 843 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,602 - I-I'm sorry? - Sharon... 844 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,952 She is a selfish, troubled woman 845 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,694 who happened to raise a sensitive and loving son. 846 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,130 But I don't credit that to her mothering 847 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:28,567 any more than I credit a hurricane 848 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,743 for the next sunny day. 849 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,222 Understand? 850 00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:34,486 Yeah. 851 00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:37,445 Right. 852 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:40,230 Now, if you will excuse me, I have to use the ladies' room. 853 00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:51,416 Sorry about that. 854 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,418 She's just a little protective of me. 855 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,767 That's okay. 856 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,508 Strong women tend to be that way. 857 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,382 I brought something that I wanted to give you. 858 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,692 It's just some things of my mother's 859 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,042 that I've collected over the years. 860 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,174 Old photos. 861 00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:13,133 Stuff she left behind. 862 00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,396 Uh, maybe it might help with your book. 863 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,398 Of course. 864 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,313 Thank-thank you so much. That's... 865 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,967 So how's she doing, anyway? 866 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,883 She's fine. 867 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:27,103 Yeah, she's playing a pretty dangerous game 868 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:28,801 with the press right now, 869 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:33,066 antagonizing the White House like that, but, uh... 870 00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,590 she's tough, your mom. 871 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:38,288 You know, she has a way of, um, 872 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,160 working against herself. 873 00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:41,683 Yeah, that sounds like her. 874 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,293 There are days when I think 875 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,253 I should just move on and cover something else, 876 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,300 but she calls me up and wins me over, so... 877 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:54,087 Look, I know my mom is a lot to handle... 878 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:59,179 ...but don't give up on her. 879 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,011 Thank you. 880 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:10,973 ♪ ♪ 881 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,585 Martha, if we don't leave now, we're gonna be late. 882 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,545 Great, it's a boarding school tour, 883 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,242 not La Scala. Come on. 884 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,940 Well, I have to wear it somewhere. 885 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,855 Otherwise, it's a waste, and you never take me anywhere. 886 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,291 Zolton's been waiting an hour down there. 887 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,075 You're awfully grumpy. Up late? 888 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,773 Not now. 889 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,209 I'll take a number like everybody else. 890 00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,689 What are we up to now? 891 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:31,516 Don't listen to your mother. 892 00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,082 She's full of stories. 893 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,302 And gin. 894 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,218 I'd have to be drunk to put up with you. 895 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:41,047 ♪ ♪ 896 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:47,923 These are our social grounds, 897 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,448 a place to relax with new friends. 898 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,148 - Eyes forward. - Stop it. 899 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:56,715 I'd say they're all too young for you, 900 00:40:56,845 --> 00:40:58,412 but you never listen to your wife. 901 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,196 We are not gonna do this here. 902 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,634 Oh, I think that one 903 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:03,939 might have her learner's permit. 904 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,379 Over this way, you'll see the sports courts. 905 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:12,426 We believe a healthy body promotes a healthy mind. 906 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,168 Mm, maybe I should take a lover too, 907 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,996 take the pressure off. 908 00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:18,432 You're the one that keeps creating the pressure, 909 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,652 the one on television every second of the day. 910 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,088 Shh. 911 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,393 Well, I wouldn't have to go on TV 912 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:24,786 if you had the guts to speak out. 913 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,615 Oh, God. Not this again. I can't take it anymore. 914 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:29,748 Hey. Could you guys keep it down? 915 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,401 Keep yourself down, buddy. 916 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,273 - Excuse me? - Come on, Martha. 917 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,622 There are children here. 918 00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,058 Tell them to mind their own damn business. 919 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:38,496 Hey, pal, might wanna handle your wife. 920 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,367 - The hell you say to me? - Dad. 921 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,629 Maybe this is the reason 922 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,457 the president canned you, asshole. 923 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:44,893 How dare you speak to my husband like that? 924 00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:45,764 If I can direct your attention 925 00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,026 to the field hockey area? 926 00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:48,288 What are you gonna do, lady? 927 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:49,637 You gonna go on TV and make a sucker 928 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,290 out of me like you did to your husband? 929 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,901 Stop it. Stop it. 930 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,991 You smug little prick. 931 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,166 Dad. 932 00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,559 Oh! 933 00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:06,088 - Jackass. - Jerk. 934 00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:12,660 You all right, darling? 935 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,706 Mitchell. Oh! 936 00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:16,098 Dad? 937 00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:16,969 Somebody get a doctor, please. 938 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,927 Somebody get a doctor. 939 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:21,451 What's wrong? What's happening? 940 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,889 Just catch your breath. Just catch your breath. 941 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:26,065 Daddy, what's wrong? 942 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:27,980 Daddy, are you okay? 943 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,983 ♪ ♪ 944 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,780 Fuck. 945 00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:46,694 They not teach you to use a waste bin 946 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:47,913 at the Academy? My word. 947 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:51,133 Uh, Mrs.-Mrs. Magruder. 948 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:53,309 Hello. May, uh... 949 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,790 can we... can we help you? 950 00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:58,488 My husband, he suffers from the nocturia. 951 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:00,490 Um... 952 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:01,927 - what? - The what? 953 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:03,406 Nocturia. 954 00:43:03,537 --> 00:43:05,365 It's a medical term for an overactive bladder 955 00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:07,106 brought on by anxiety. 956 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:10,196 So when he's nervous, he has to pee, and so he pees. 957 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:12,198 But right away, he immediately gets this burning sensation 958 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:13,895 like he has to go again. 959 00:43:14,026 --> 00:43:16,245 It's just a trick his mind is playing on him. 960 00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,421 Uh... 961 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,380 I'm-I'm sorry, Mrs. Magruder... 962 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:22,034 Call me Gail. 963 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,559 Uh, sure, Gail. 964 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,909 Why are you telling us this? 965 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,432 Mmm. 966 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:33,785 Because ever since the two of you amateurs 967 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:36,352 have been sitting outside of my house, 968 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,442 Jeb has been inside going back and forth to the restroom 969 00:43:39,573 --> 00:43:41,749 as if it's an Olympic sport. 970 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,317 The poor dummy is convinced you boys are gonna haul him off 971 00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:46,841 to some secret prison in Bolivia or something. 972 00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:49,148 He can't stop peeing. It's driving me crazy. 973 00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:51,629 Well, we sympathize with you, Gail. 974 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,284 But if Jeb didn't want anyone looking over his shoulder, 975 00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:56,808 maybe he shouldn't have gotten himself involved 976 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:59,724 in a criminal conspiracy. 977 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,726 You're not listening to me. 978 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:04,990 My husband is not an intelligent man. 979 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,731 Yeah. 980 00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:08,341 But he knows how to do the right thing. 981 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:11,431 A few days ago, I was this close to convincing him 982 00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:13,694 to go to talk to the special prosecutor. 983 00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:16,001 And then you two boneheads showed up. 984 00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:19,439 Wait a minute. You're saying... 985 00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:20,788 Get the fuck out of here, 986 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,355 unless your goal is to send my husband 987 00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:23,791 into a piss-induced coma! 988 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:31,712 Give me a day. 989 00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,192 And if Jeb doesn't turn himself in, 990 00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:35,020 you boys can camp here all fucking month. 991 00:44:39,285 --> 00:44:40,982 She just took our pizza. 992 00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:51,645 Hello. 993 00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:02,612 Martha? 994 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:08,053 ♪ ♪ 995 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,445 Martha? 996 00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,104 ♪ ♪ 997 00:45:17,671 --> 00:45:19,412 Marty? 998 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:20,718 Hey, honey. 999 00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:23,677 Where's your mom? 1000 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,424 ♪ ♪ 1001 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:41,913 Hello. 1002 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:45,699 Martha? 1003 00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:52,097 Hey. 1004 00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:59,669 I, um... 1005 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,236 I heard that John had an incident. 1006 00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:02,411 Is he, uh... 1007 00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,936 Just his blood pressure. 1008 00:46:05,066 --> 00:46:06,938 He's gonna be fine. 1009 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:08,287 Oh, okay. 1010 00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:11,594 Uh... 1011 00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,596 well, I spoke with Jay. 1012 00:46:13,727 --> 00:46:15,729 He-he's doing well, 1013 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,078 and you were right about his girlfriend. 1014 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:19,428 - She's... - Why are you here? 1015 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:20,473 What? 1016 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,651 Why are you here in my room? 1017 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,350 Oh, well, we're-we're sup... 1018 00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:30,265 we're supposed to work on the book today, remember? 1019 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,095 I don't want to work on the book today. 1020 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:35,183 Go away. 1021 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:39,057 Martha, you can't keep doing this. 1022 00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:44,279 The publishers are expecting a draft by the end of the year. 1023 00:46:48,762 --> 00:46:50,416 Okay. 1024 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:53,462 ♪ ♪ 1025 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:18,183 Oh, Raymond just got 1026 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:21,795 his yellow belt in karate. 1027 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,667 And Tommy, if you can believe it or not, 1028 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:27,322 has got another wiggly tooth. 1029 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,370 And all the nuns say that James 1030 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,938 is one of the most diligent hall monitors 1031 00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:36,462 they have ever seen. 1032 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:39,247 And Raymond's become 1033 00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:41,597 much more direct with the girls. 1034 00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:44,774 Very good. Young cadets in training. 1035 00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:46,646 Isn't that right, Raymond? 1036 00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:52,826 Raymond? 1037 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,393 Sorry, Gordon. 1038 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:57,875 He heard some news on the radio yesterday. 1039 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:07,536 What news did you hear on the radio, Raymond? 1040 00:48:09,277 --> 00:48:10,931 Go on, don't be afraid. 1041 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:13,891 They... 1042 00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:16,458 ...they said the judge 1043 00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:17,895 was sending you to a bad prison... 1044 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,159 ...for a long time. 1045 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:23,944 That's correct. 1046 00:48:27,556 --> 00:48:29,689 I want you to come home. 1047 00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:30,908 I know. 1048 00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:33,736 And I want nothing more than to be 1049 00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:35,347 with you and your brothers. 1050 00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:39,264 But some things are more important than what we want. 1051 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:43,616 Now, place the phone down so you can hear my voice. 1052 00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,751 Back straight. 1053 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:53,582 When I was a boy, 1054 00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:54,670 I was very ill. 1055 00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:59,849 My only friend was my nanny, Frau Teresa. 1056 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:05,377 One night, as I lie awake, dying of pneumonia, 1057 00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:08,293 she told me the story of another sickly little boy, 1058 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:12,427 a boy who, from the power of his own will, 1059 00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:14,081 overcame death 1060 00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:17,084 and became the leader of her fatherland, 1061 00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:19,086 a mighty and terrible Fuehrer 1062 00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:21,523 whose name would echo through time. 1063 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,309 Frau Teresa made me realize 1064 00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,833 that I, too, could overcome my own frailty, 1065 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,705 that I, too, could choose to be strong. 1066 00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:33,709 So hear me now. 1067 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:38,192 The three of you individually are very small... 1068 00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:41,500 but combined, you're equal to one adult man. 1069 00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:42,849 And with me gone, 1070 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,937 you're gonna need to start acting like it. 1071 00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:48,811 James, no more fear of the dark or monkeys. 1072 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:54,078 Tommy, no more crying when the phone rings. 1073 00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:58,082 Is... 1074 00:49:58,212 --> 00:50:00,867 prison scary, Father? 1075 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,130 Terrifying. 1076 00:50:04,218 --> 00:50:07,091 Grown men are either compressed into puddles of blood 1077 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:09,223 or molded into mountains. 1078 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:14,968 This will be Father's trial by fire, 1079 00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:18,189 a true test of my will like nothing I've ever experienced. 1080 00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:22,497 Is that what you want, Father? 1081 00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:28,547 Yes, James. 1082 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:34,770 It is what Father has wanted for a long, long time. 1083 00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:38,035 ♪ ♪ 1084 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:46,086 Uh... 1085 00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:47,609 You caught me. 1086 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,264 Should have got here earlier. 1087 00:50:50,395 --> 00:50:53,006 You could've taken the catheter out. 1088 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:55,443 Never understood those things. Uh... 1089 00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:57,924 got you a little, uh... little something. 1090 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,927 Glad to see you're, uh, back on your feet. 1091 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,669 I came, uh, pretty much straight here from Camp David, 1092 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,150 so that's the, uh... the finest in the gas station. 1093 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,021 Mo picked it out. 1094 00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:13,635 That's sweet. 1095 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,465 Um... 1096 00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,816 ...I heard the president on the news 1097 00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:23,384 saying you were gonna be giving a report 1098 00:51:23,515 --> 00:51:25,517 on this Watergate sideshow. 1099 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,260 Yes. About that. 1100 00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:31,218 Uh... 1101 00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:33,916 that is sort of why I'm here. 1102 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:35,048 Um... 1103 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,835 ...you know, with-with everything that's been 1104 00:51:39,966 --> 00:51:41,098 happening, um, 1105 00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,925 we thought... that is, Mo and I 1106 00:51:43,056 --> 00:51:45,885 thought that... 1107 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,061 that it might be best if... 1108 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,368 if I explore other options. 1109 00:51:58,811 --> 00:51:59,855 Hmm. 1110 00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:11,911 You talked to Cox or anybody 1111 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,869 at the special prosecutor's office? 1112 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:17,960 Uh, no, sir. Um, not yet. 1113 00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:19,136 I wanted to, uh... 1114 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,357 I wanted to talk to you before we did, out of respect. 1115 00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:24,837 You wanted to shake my hand 1116 00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:26,926 before you stab me in the back, is that it? 1117 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:28,406 The ship's going down, John. 1118 00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,712 And we can either get sucked down with it 1119 00:52:30,843 --> 00:52:32,801 or be the first ones onto the dinghy. 1120 00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:36,457 Hmm. 1121 00:52:47,773 --> 00:52:48,861 You know... 1122 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:52,995 ...I'm sorry I didn't go to your wedding. 1123 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:58,000 I-I lost my appetite for pomp and circumstance 1124 00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:00,002 after my first marriage. 1125 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:05,791 They say a good marriage... 1126 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:09,098 ...is like a garden. 1127 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:16,541 You have to give it attention and... 1128 00:53:16,671 --> 00:53:18,673 time, 1129 00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:20,719 commitment. 1130 00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:23,852 ♪ ♪ 1131 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:27,116 But a good marriage will bore you to death. 1132 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,512 The kind of marriage you want... 1133 00:53:33,949 --> 00:53:35,212 ...you're lucky... 1134 00:53:36,474 --> 00:53:37,997 ...and you're cursed... 1135 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,652 ...there's nothing like it. 1136 00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:43,307 ♪ ♪ 1137 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,661 It's love. 1138 00:53:49,835 --> 00:53:52,664 ♪ ♪ 1139 00:53:54,056 --> 00:53:55,536 It's hate. 1140 00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:56,929 Mm. 1141 00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:59,105 I wasn't expecting you home so early. 1142 00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:02,630 Roosevelt booked up for the night? 1143 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,590 ♪ ♪ 1144 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,939 It's fire. 1145 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:09,942 ♪ ♪ 1146 00:54:13,075 --> 00:54:14,294 It's fear. 1147 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:18,690 It's every feeling all at the same time. 1148 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:24,086 Sometimes it'll feel like an open wound. 1149 00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:25,697 And other times... 1150 00:54:25,871 --> 00:54:28,787 ♪ ♪ 1151 00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:31,006 ...you don't know if it's worth it at all. 1152 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,009 ♪ ♪ 1153 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:39,711 I love you so much, 1154 00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:41,582 I could claw my eyes out of my own head. 1155 00:54:41,756 --> 00:54:44,672 ♪ ♪ 1156 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,327 Good luck, son. 1157 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,155 Let's hope you don't fuck it up. 1158 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,463 Thank you, sir. 1159 00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:55,466 ♪ ♪ 1160 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,736 The committee called. I'm gonna testify. 1161 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,739 ♪ ♪ 1162 00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:17,226 ♪ ♪ 1163 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:22,057 ♪ I'm so tired Of working every day ♪ 1164 00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:24,103 ♪ ♪ 1165 00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:25,974 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 1166 00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:28,803 ♪ I'm gonna throw My troubles away ♪ 1167 00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:31,415 ♪ ♪ 1168 00:55:31,589 --> 00:55:35,723 ♪ If you got the cab fare Mister, you'll do all right ♪ 1169 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,117 ♪ ♪ 1170 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:42,948 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1171 00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:45,342 ♪ ♪ 1172 00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:49,476 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1173 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,957 ♪ ♪ 1174 00:55:52,131 --> 00:55:56,135 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1175 00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:59,051 ♪ ♪ 1176 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:02,968 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1177 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,579 ♪ ♪ 1178 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:10,149 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1179 00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:12,412 ♪ ♪ 1180 00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:16,851 ♪ There's crazy people Running all over town ♪ 1181 00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:19,245 ♪ ♪ 1182 00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:23,989 ♪ There's a silver band Just marching up and down ♪ 1183 00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:26,383 ♪ ♪ 1184 00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:30,778 ♪ And the big boys are all Spoiling for a fight ♪ 1185 00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:33,085 ♪ ♪ 1186 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:37,306 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1187 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:40,397 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1188 00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:44,531 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1189 00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:46,577 ♪ ♪ 1190 00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:51,190 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1191 00:56:51,364 --> 00:56:54,149 ♪ ♪ 1192 00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:58,197 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1193 00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,721 ♪ ♪ 1194 00:57:00,895 --> 00:57:05,030 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1195 00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:08,163 ♪ ♪ 1196 00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:12,124 ♪ Couple of drunken nights Rolling on the floor ♪ 1197 00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:14,343 ♪ ♪ 1198 00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:18,957 ♪ Is just the kind of mess I'm looking for ♪ 1199 00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:21,350 ♪ ♪ 1200 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:25,833 ♪ I'm gonna dream Till Monday comes in sight ♪ 1201 00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:28,096 ♪ ♪ 1202 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:29,184 ♪ I want... ♪