1 00:00:20,964 --> 00:00:22,638 Let me be clear. 2 00:00:24,156 --> 00:00:27,507 To truly grasp man's struggle for power 3 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:30,597 we must begin in the prehistoric sea 4 00:00:30,728 --> 00:00:32,730 that dark and merciless void. 5 00:00:34,775 --> 00:00:36,864 It was eons before the strongest among us 6 00:00:36,951 --> 00:00:39,345 slithered out of the muck to discover 7 00:00:39,432 --> 00:00:41,651 that the lessons of darkness would continue on land. 8 00:00:43,088 --> 00:00:46,482 Futility. Toil. 9 00:00:46,569 --> 00:00:50,573 The mass of men spend their days plowing stones. 10 00:00:50,704 --> 00:00:55,230 But true immortality rests in a pure and mighty will, 11 00:00:55,361 --> 00:00:58,581 for history isn't written by the feeble masses, 12 00:00:58,712 --> 00:01:00,801 the pissants 13 00:01:00,932 --> 00:01:04,718 commies, the queers, and the women. 14 00:01:04,805 --> 00:01:07,199 It is written and rewritten 15 00:01:07,329 --> 00:01:10,560 by soldiers carrying the banner of kings. 16 00:01:12,247 --> 00:01:14,952 That is what it means to be strong. 17 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:19,593 That is what it means to be American. 18 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,563 That is what it means 19 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,063 to be Nixon. 20 00:01:32,698 --> 00:01:36,540 Provided By M_I_S www.opensubtitles.org 21 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:44,603 You know her as one of the most outspoken 22 00:01:44,627 --> 00:01:46,978 conservatives in Washington. 23 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,762 You've seen her on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 24 00:01:48,849 --> 00:01:50,372 and The Dinah Shore Show. 25 00:01:50,503 --> 00:01:52,026 Ladies and gentlemen, 26 00:01:52,157 --> 00:01:53,462 the wife of the Attorney General 27 00:01:53,593 --> 00:01:55,160 of the United States, 28 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:57,292 the infamous Mouth of the South, 29 00:01:57,423 --> 00:01:58,816 Martha Mitchell. 30 00:02:09,304 --> 00:02:11,437 Well, welcome, Mrs. Mitchell. 31 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,221 I hope you are ready to tell the whole truth 32 00:02:13,308 --> 00:02:14,875 and nothing but the truth. 33 00:02:15,006 --> 00:02:16,505 Well, if you're gonna put me on the stand, 34 00:02:16,529 --> 00:02:17,399 I better have my lawyer present. 35 00:02:19,793 --> 00:02:21,577 Now, Martha, 36 00:02:21,664 --> 00:02:23,579 I have heard the rumor that your husband was made 37 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,234 the director of the Committee to Re-elect the President. 38 00:02:26,365 --> 00:02:28,846 Yes. And I am the secret weapon. 39 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:30,673 - I bet you are. 40 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,588 Fuck, she is cheesy. 41 00:02:32,675 --> 00:02:36,418 Martha Mitchell all dressed up like a holiday ham. 42 00:02:36,549 --> 00:02:38,594 Nice smile, though. 43 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:39,681 I can dig on that smile. 44 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:41,293 And a orangutan. 45 00:02:41,423 --> 00:02:43,338 She's an idiot and a lush. 46 00:02:44,252 --> 00:02:46,646 Why are you leaving all of a sudden? 47 00:02:46,776 --> 00:02:49,040 Stay. We can watch some Password. 48 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,825 - Oh, yeah? - Do the thing 49 00:02:51,912 --> 00:02:53,696 - again. - That sounds nice. 50 00:02:53,783 --> 00:02:55,481 But my boss doesn't exactly understand 51 00:02:55,611 --> 00:02:59,964 the, uh, finer points of the long lunch. 52 00:03:00,094 --> 00:03:01,922 Oh, yeah? Who's your boss? 53 00:03:02,009 --> 00:03:03,445 Mm. 54 00:03:03,532 --> 00:03:05,883 That is on a need-to-know basis. 55 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,669 Well, thank you. It's fascinating. 56 00:03:09,799 --> 00:03:12,541 Oh, hold up. 57 00:03:12,672 --> 00:03:14,587 You work for Nixon? 58 00:03:14,717 --> 00:03:17,024 Oh, you're big-time. You know, I knew it. 59 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,592 The second I saw this place, I thought to myself, "Wow. 60 00:03:19,722 --> 00:03:21,261 This guy right here, he's big-time-plus." 61 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,812 Well, you're the expert. 62 00:03:22,943 --> 00:03:25,032 - Who's your superior? - What? 63 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,991 Who do you report to at the White House? 64 00:03:27,121 --> 00:03:30,081 Haldeman? Ehrlichman? Hess? 65 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:34,737 Colson? At water? Buchanan? Chapin? Fleming? 66 00:03:34,868 --> 00:03:36,130 You know a lot of people. 67 00:03:36,261 --> 00:03:38,219 Honey, it's my job to network 68 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,091 among other jobs. 69 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,962 At least you're at the Oval. 70 00:03:42,093 --> 00:03:44,878 You could be stuck with those headless turkeys over at CREEP. 71 00:03:45,009 --> 00:03:46,358 CREEP's the Committee to Re-elect... 72 00:03:46,488 --> 00:03:48,273 The President. I know what CREEP stands for. 73 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:50,405 I actually spend quite a lot of time over there. 74 00:03:50,536 --> 00:03:52,190 - Yeah. - Ah. 75 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,558 I used to work for the guy who was gonna be. 76 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:54,627 Nixon's new campaign chair. 77 00:03:54,757 --> 00:03:57,108 John-boy? Oh, my God! 78 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,197 You tell him Francesca says hi. 79 00:03:59,327 --> 00:04:01,503 You know John Mitchell too? 80 00:04:01,634 --> 00:04:03,375 Sure I do. He's a dear friend. 81 00:04:03,505 --> 00:04:05,135 Hope he's keeping up with all that spring cleaning 82 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:07,205 - over there. - Wait. 83 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:08,467 Spring clean... You... 84 00:04:11,687 --> 00:04:13,472 You think h-h-he... Is he pushing people out? 85 00:04:13,602 --> 00:04:15,387 I didn't say that. 86 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:16,954 I didn't not say it either. 87 00:04:35,711 --> 00:04:37,583 You are wanted. 88 00:04:37,713 --> 00:04:40,412 You are essential. You cannot be fired. 89 00:06:06,063 --> 00:06:07,890 A $52 phone call? 90 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:09,936 Who the fuck is Martha talking to 91 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:12,286 at two o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles? 92 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:14,047 Uh, Lloyd Shearer at Parade. That would be my guess. 93 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:15,507 He's a known subversive leftist. 94 00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:16,769 Cocksucker. 95 00:06:16,899 --> 00:06:18,336 Not sure about that, sir, 96 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:20,005 but I can pull up his file if you'd like. 97 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:24,255 I was explicit with her. 98 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,170 No solo interviews this close to the election. 99 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:32,350 Any luck tracking down my wife? 100 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,961 She hasn't returned from her taping yet, sir. 101 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:36,832 But I have John Dean here for you. 102 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:40,184 Oh, God. Yeah, send the fucker in. 103 00:06:43,752 --> 00:06:45,754 Dean, you flaxen-haired dog. How you doing, buddy? 104 00:06:45,841 --> 00:06:47,080 - Yeah, good to see you. - You take a seat. 105 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:49,280 - Sir. - Dean. 106 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,412 You look well. 107 00:06:51,499 --> 00:06:55,503 So, uh, I was told you wanted to see me about something. 108 00:06:55,634 --> 00:06:57,505 Oh, yes. 109 00:06:57,636 --> 00:06:59,135 Uh, as you know, we're gearing up for what promises to be 110 00:06:59,159 --> 00:07:00,726 a grueling reelection campaign. 111 00:07:00,856 --> 00:07:03,772 And as such, we are currently reevaluating 112 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:07,080 certain select personnel. 113 00:07:07,211 --> 00:07:09,082 "Reevaluating"? 114 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:11,040 Yeah, that's right. Hey, tell me something. 115 00:07:11,171 --> 00:07:12,738 Where do you see yourself in a year? 116 00:07:12,868 --> 00:07:14,740 Where do... in a... 117 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:17,090 Hmm, that's a... That's a great question. 118 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:19,527 Um... 119 00:07:19,614 --> 00:07:21,964 Well, let me start by saying, 120 00:07:22,095 --> 00:07:23,507 I have very much valued the opportunity 121 00:07:23,531 --> 00:07:25,098 to help implement the president's vision. 122 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:27,361 And I would urge you to remember my loyalty 123 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:29,537 when considering my continued service 124 00:07:29,668 --> 00:07:31,931 in whatever capacity that service might be needed, 125 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:34,934 uh, going forward 126 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,328 forthwith 127 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,373 in the future. 128 00:07:39,504 --> 00:07:42,550 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 129 00:07:42,681 --> 00:07:44,813 I think he thinks this is 130 00:07:44,944 --> 00:07:47,729 some kind of spring-cleaning situation, sir. 131 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:49,949 Wait, what? 132 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:51,666 So you're not recommending that I be fired? 133 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,170 No. Gosh, no! No. 134 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:55,041 We brought you in here because we've uh, 135 00:07:55,128 --> 00:07:57,174 we got a kind of special opportunity for you. 136 00:07:57,304 --> 00:07:58,610 - Oh. - Yeah. 137 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,699 Wow. Okay. Um... 138 00:08:00,829 --> 00:08:02,372 I assume you're aware of the Intelligence Unit 139 00:08:02,396 --> 00:08:03,789 that was set up in the Oval 140 00:08:03,919 --> 00:08:05,245 after this whole Pentagon Papers fiasco? 141 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:06,574 Right. The Plumbers. 142 00:08:06,705 --> 00:08:08,097 Yeah, that-that's right. 143 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:10,839 Uh, there's a CIA reject named Howard Hunt. 144 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:12,493 He's the main guy over there. 145 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:14,843 And they're currently graduating 146 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:18,891 from rooting out leaks to, uh, rat-fucking the Democrats. 147 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:21,676 And there is a desire 148 00:08:21,763 --> 00:08:25,289 to enact a uh, similar operation 149 00:08:25,419 --> 00:08:27,552 on the campaign side of things. 150 00:08:29,815 --> 00:08:32,296 You mean you want to set up an espionage unit 151 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:34,559 here, in-inside the Committee to Re-elect 152 00:08:34,689 --> 00:08:36,300 to spy on the Democrats? 153 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:37,969 - Oh, heavens, no, no. - No. 154 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,477 Espionage? That's a... that's... 155 00:08:39,607 --> 00:08:41,218 That's a big... That's a serious word. 156 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:43,872 No, we're talking about simple intelligence gathering. 157 00:08:45,396 --> 00:08:47,963 I see. Um... 158 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:50,401 Nixon has 19 points on the Dems. 159 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,098 The election is practically in the bag. 160 00:08:52,229 --> 00:08:54,883 Why would we risk that kind of legal exposure? 161 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:56,537 It's not our job to ask why. 162 00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:59,714 If men like us asked why, we wouldn't have the pyramids. 163 00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:04,415 Swollen wet vaginas. 164 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:09,071 We are good men. 165 00:09:09,202 --> 00:09:10,856 We are men of integrity. 166 00:09:10,943 --> 00:09:12,640 But we come 167 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:16,731 from our mothers' swollen wet vaginas 168 00:09:16,818 --> 00:09:19,256 with flaws. 169 00:09:19,343 --> 00:09:22,781 And a time comes where we need to employ those flaws 170 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:24,913 to defeat our enemy. 171 00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:27,655 We must become snakes. 172 00:09:33,661 --> 00:09:36,621 I see, uh... 173 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:37,752 Well, look. 174 00:09:40,755 --> 00:09:44,585 I'm not sure that it would be prudent for me 175 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:48,633 to pursue any 176 00:09:48,763 --> 00:09:52,506 snake behavior for you 177 00:09:52,637 --> 00:09:56,162 at this specific point in time. 178 00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:59,208 - Hmm. 179 00:09:59,296 --> 00:10:01,820 Shit. 180 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,170 Well, I'll tell the president. 181 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:06,259 Sorry, the... the president? 182 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:08,174 Who the fuck do you think asked for you? 183 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:09,480 President Nixon asked for me? 184 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,959 Well, to be clear, 185 00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:12,502 the president would never involve himself 186 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:13,875 in anything illegal, but, yes. 187 00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:15,355 It's a damn shame. 188 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:17,662 We thought maybe you were one of us, but 189 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:18,967 you can go. 190 00:10:21,361 --> 00:10:24,756 Diana, get Bob Haldeman for me. 191 00:10:24,843 --> 00:10:29,456 I think I may potentially know how to charm the snake. 192 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,173 - I think I know a guy. - You know a guy? 193 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,467 - I know a guy. - Oh. 194 00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:35,201 Bud Krogh's guy, Gordon... something. 195 00:10:35,332 --> 00:10:36,898 H-h-he'd be perfect 196 00:10:37,029 --> 00:10:39,379 for an intelligence-gathering operation of this scope. 197 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:42,600 He's high logistical savvy, genius-level IQ, Mensa type. 198 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,167 - Sounds like our type. - Liddy. Gordon Liddy. 199 00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:47,126 That's his name, uh, Gordon Liddy. 200 00:10:47,256 --> 00:10:49,215 If you were to hire him, 201 00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:52,349 say, as a general counsel. 202 00:10:54,176 --> 00:10:56,178 I could get him settled in. 203 00:10:56,265 --> 00:10:58,006 Show him the ropes. 204 00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:02,010 And I could answer any 205 00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:06,188 election-compliance questions that he might have. 206 00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:13,108 He's good, isn't he? Didn't I say he's good? 207 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,936 - Mr. Mitchell? 208 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,764 I have your wife on the phone. 209 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:18,176 She says she's about to go into a magazine interview. 210 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,811 Sick... Okay, get the fuck out. 211 00:11:19,941 --> 00:11:21,092 What the two of you still doing here? 212 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:22,485 - Yes, sir.. - Go. Go, go. 213 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:25,033 Uh, thank you. Thank you, sir. 214 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:27,166 Martha marshmallow. 215 00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:29,168 What's this I hear about an interview? 216 00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:30,691 - Hey, Dean, Dean! 217 00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:32,301 Hold on. One more thing. 218 00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:35,087 We're gonna want, um, your, uh, Liddy friend 219 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:37,481 to wrangle up a little presentation for the group, 220 00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:39,308 just a run-through of potential... 221 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:41,055 Martha, you are not listening 222 00:11:41,136 --> 00:11:43,617 intelligence gathering, you-you know, 223 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,880 - Espionage targets. - Right. 224 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:47,118 So, uh, next Thursday morning? Is that okay? 225 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:48,666 Next Thursday? 226 00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,121 It's a little tight, I know, but Mitchell, 227 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:53,975 he's stretched so thin with the, you know, wife. 228 00:11:54,062 --> 00:11:55,368 I've told you, no solo interviews 229 00:11:55,499 --> 00:11:57,979 that haven't gone through the campaign. 230 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,547 - M-Martha, what did I tell you? - So Thursday? 231 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,506 Hmm, yeah. Oh, absolutely. No problem. 232 00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,508 Terrific. Terrific, Deano! Fabulous. 233 00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:06,161 Martha? 234 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,467 Martha! 235 00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:11,558 Right there. 236 00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:15,693 Oh, why, thank you, dear. 237 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:17,671 And could you please get a martini for Ms. McLendon? 238 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,436 Oh, no. No, thank you. 239 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,109 I-I don't usually drink with my interview subjects. 240 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,095 Mr. McCord here, he doesn't drink on the job either. 241 00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:25,703 I don't trust him one bit. 242 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,531 - Uh, with a twist. 243 00:12:27,661 --> 00:12:29,141 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 244 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,447 Now, where were we? 245 00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,057 Uh, well, I was ask... 246 00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:35,582 Oh, have I shown you my vases? They're Chinese. 247 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,019 Yes. Uh, I was asking if there's any truth 248 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,152 to the talk that your ease with the press 249 00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:41,912 has soured your relationship with the president. 250 00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,677 A vicious rumor. 251 00:12:43,808 --> 00:12:46,767 I am the one who introduced Dick to my husband. 252 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:49,422 So there's no concern that you're overshadowing Nixon? 253 00:12:49,553 --> 00:12:51,729 You make me sound like an old oak tree. 254 00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:54,166 Would you ask such a question to Kissinger? 255 00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,733 With all due respect, 256 00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:57,996 Kissinger doesn't have a 76% name recognition 257 00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,476 with American families, you do. 258 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:01,739 Well, someone should tell that to Pat Nixon. 259 00:13:01,869 --> 00:13:04,872 She has been double-booking our events to make a point. 260 00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:07,440 Just this week, I had to reschedule a fundraiser 261 00:13:07,571 --> 00:13:10,878 just to satisfy her lust for the spotlight. 262 00:13:11,009 --> 00:13:12,900 - Right on. 263 00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,883 Let's get the vase in the frame now and the portrait. 264 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:20,975 This won't be the first time 265 00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:22,518 I've had to be glamorous under my husband. 266 00:13:24,326 --> 00:13:26,134 Uh, Mrs. Mitchell, just because I write 267 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,436 for the Ladies' Home Journal doesn't mean 268 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,462 that this isn't a real interview. 269 00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:32,378 A couple months ago, you spoke out against the war. 270 00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,467 And I'm wondering if your husband 271 00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:35,816 or the president has... 272 00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:38,340 Oh, you spoil me. 273 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:40,647 Look at that. Thank you. 274 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,083 There you are. 275 00:13:42,214 --> 00:13:43,998 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 276 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:48,350 Winnie... May I call you Winnie? 277 00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:50,352 - Sure. - You want to know why 278 00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:52,398 I've made these comments against the war? 279 00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:54,792 Well, it's because my own boy, Jay, 280 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:56,707 is over there in that godforsaken jungle 281 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,491 fighting for his life as we speak, 282 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:01,189 surrounded by men who are trying to kill him. 283 00:14:01,276 --> 00:14:03,670 Do you know what that's like? 284 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,891 Just constantly worried that he might not make it home? 285 00:14:11,069 --> 00:14:12,766 Oh, dear. 286 00:14:12,897 --> 00:14:14,159 Who is it for you? 287 00:14:14,289 --> 00:14:17,118 My little brother. He's... 288 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:19,904 I see. 289 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:21,906 We are empathetic creatures. 290 00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,342 Yes. 291 00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:25,997 Now, some people see that as a weakness. 292 00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:29,261 But I decided long ago that I will say how I feel. 293 00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,784 And if that does not conform 294 00:14:30,915 --> 00:14:32,525 to the president's message, so be it. 295 00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:34,222 If that gets me banned off Air Force One, 296 00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:35,876 I will fly commercial. 297 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,536 So you were banned from Air Force One? 298 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:47,061 - Oh, you're good. - I-I do want to hear that story. 299 00:14:47,148 --> 00:14:48,497 - You caught that. 300 00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,127 We can get back to the real questions, but... 301 00:14:50,151 --> 00:14:51,259 - Martha? 302 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:52,676 Where are you? 303 00:14:52,806 --> 00:14:54,523 We're in the sitting room, cupcake. Put that away. 304 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:56,331 McCord! Where's McCord? 305 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,377 Yes, sir. 306 00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,597 Would you kindly escort these people 307 00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:02,773 the fuck out of my home? 308 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,556 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 309 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,384 That's okay. 310 00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:06,622 Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. 311 00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:07,754 - Thank you. - Sorry about this. 312 00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:08,971 No, thank you so much. 313 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,180 Have you gone insane? 314 00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:21,705 I told you, no more print interviews. 315 00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:24,055 Oh, it's a ladies' magazine. 316 00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:26,378 They were asking me about the curtains, for Christ's sake. 317 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,165 Oh, I know exactly what you're doing. 318 00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:30,167 You're just trying to take the spotlight from Pat Nixon. 319 00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:32,280 I would never. Let me do this. 320 00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:34,587 Do... do you really think that she, in a million years, 321 00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:36,241 would plan her concert 322 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,784 just to be on the same night as your party? 323 00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:39,636 It's a fundraiser, 324 00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:42,290 for her husband's campaign, by the way. 325 00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,510 And, yes, I think she absolutely meant to do it. 326 00:15:44,641 --> 00:15:46,120 Oh, it was a misunderstanding. 327 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,601 The Bay of Pigs was a misunderstanding. 328 00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,124 This is an encroachment. 329 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:51,735 Oh, for fuck's sake. 330 00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:56,435 I had to reorganize everything. 331 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,438 The caterer, the flowers, 332 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,309 all because you don't know how to stand up 333 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,920 to your boss' wife. 334 00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:07,402 At least Pat Nixon knows how to support her husband. 335 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,754 That's not what I heard. 336 00:16:10,884 --> 00:16:12,799 Maybe if she stopped talking behind my back, 337 00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:16,368 she might find a more fruitful use for that mouth of hers. 338 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,939 Are you implying that the first lady 339 00:16:22,026 --> 00:16:24,942 isn't blowing her husband enough? 340 00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:26,160 What? 341 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,249 No! You're disgusting. 342 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:29,686 Oh. 343 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:31,383 She wouldn't know where to start. 344 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,560 But I do. 345 00:16:36,431 --> 00:16:38,520 I know right where to sta... 346 00:16:38,651 --> 00:16:40,609 Okay, stop it. Stop it. 347 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,133 Don't I? 348 00:16:42,263 --> 00:16:43,763 Stop it, Martha. I'm really angry this time. 349 00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:44,787 Oh, all right. 350 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,096 I'm sorry. 351 00:16:53,753 --> 00:16:55,581 How can I make it up to you? 352 00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:07,767 That'll be enough. You can stand down. 353 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,203 Yes, sir. 354 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,042 Mm. 355 00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:23,324 I thought he'd never leave. 356 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,527 - Welcome home. - Mm. 357 00:17:39,973 --> 00:17:42,976 He should be done with his call any moment now, Mr. Liddy. 358 00:17:43,107 --> 00:17:44,673 Are you sure you don't need anything? 359 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,197 No, thank you. 360 00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,027 What's your name? 361 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:51,985 Uh, Linda. 362 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:57,251 Gordon. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 363 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:59,223 Great to meet you. Finally put a face to the name. 364 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:01,255 You ready? Let's walk. 365 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,131 These pitches always wind me up. 366 00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:09,089 You nervous? 367 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,222 Oh, I don't experience human neuroses. 368 00:18:13,398 --> 00:18:16,227 I actually feed off these moments. 369 00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:20,057 There's a wild and manic energy to them, animal energy. 370 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,102 Hmm. 371 00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:29,849 Ouch. What happened there? 372 00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:33,461 I was sourcing operational recruits... 373 00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:36,508 Cubans. 374 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:40,773 I needed to show them that I am what the Spanish call macho. 375 00:18:40,904 --> 00:18:44,777 So I placed my hand into the... 376 00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:47,171 The short flame of a candle and held it there 377 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,086 until the room smelled of roasting flesh. 378 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,265 Only then were they willing to call me their jefe. 379 00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,315 Gentlemen, as you know, 380 00:19:01,402 --> 00:19:04,623 our president faces a daunting campaign season. 381 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,496 For that reason, I've devised a plan for covert operations, 382 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,089 the likes of which our electoral system 383 00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:11,282 has never seen. 384 00:19:12,892 --> 00:19:14,285 I present you. 385 00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:18,985 Operation Gemstone. 386 00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,510 The Gemstone, 387 00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:25,644 brilliant, sparkling 388 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,125 impervious. 389 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,867 I have crafted an integrated strategy 390 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:34,653 meant to function seamlessly in enemy territoire. 391 00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:36,002 Phase one... 392 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,701 Operation Quartz. 393 00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:42,095 - A covert manipulation... - Oh, quartz... 394 00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:44,576 Uh, quartz is actually a mineral. 395 00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:45,925 Excuse me? 396 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,318 Uh, quartz is actually a mineral. 397 00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:48,667 It's not a gemsto... 398 00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,539 I took a little geology at uh, Williams, 399 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,324 which I briefly attended. 400 00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:56,370 But I-I just love rocks. Please proceed. 401 00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:59,939 Operation Quartz 402 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:02,159 a covert manipulation 403 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,422 of the Democrats' outer circle. 404 00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:07,991 We will round up their fringe activist leaders 405 00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:12,734 and export them to black sites deep in the heart of Mexico. 406 00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:17,174 Each capture will slice a viper from Medusa's crown. 407 00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:21,004 Their leaderless ranks will wither away. 408 00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:24,877 Is that "export" as in kidnap? 409 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:28,315 "Forced rendition" is the optimal descriptor. 410 00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:30,317 - Next up... 411 00:20:30,404 --> 00:20:32,841 Operation Ruby... 412 00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:36,193 The blood-red gem of a duplicitous woman. 413 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:40,327 The Democrats are weak, their women cold. 414 00:20:40,414 --> 00:20:43,069 We will secure a pleasure craft 415 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,506 wired for sight and sound 416 00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:48,161 and sailed to the Democratic National Convention, 417 00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:50,642 where we will capture their officials 418 00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:54,298 enjoying the company of women trained in the erotic arts, 419 00:20:54,428 --> 00:20:56,778 some of the finest in the country. 420 00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,957 You want to film... 421 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:04,177 Democratic officials 422 00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:07,224 on a boat with hookers? 423 00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:13,708 Call it a passion play for opposition leverage, sir. 424 00:21:13,795 --> 00:21:16,798 Just out of curiosity, how many of these gemstones 425 00:21:16,929 --> 00:21:18,800 are we going to be reviewing today? 426 00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,933 Eleven. With four subparts. 427 00:21:21,064 --> 00:21:23,283 And, uh, how much is this all gonna cost? 428 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,589 We're looking at a price point 429 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,765 between $50,000 and $100,000 apiece. 430 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,680 Right. Just finger math... 431 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:32,553 That's uh, way over budget, sir, astonishingly so. 432 00:21:32,684 --> 00:21:34,009 And that will not be a problem, young man. 433 00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:36,296 Oh, good. 434 00:21:36,383 --> 00:21:37,882 I do hope you gentlemen have had a chance 435 00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:38,927 to brush up on your II Corinthians, 436 00:21:38,951 --> 00:21:42,563 because, well 437 00:21:42,694 --> 00:21:44,522 this is where we get to play God. 438 00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,656 My pitches are too ambitious? 439 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,881 Who in the fresh hell does Mitchell think he is? 440 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:59,537 You see the way he looked at me when all was said and done? 441 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,949 Uh, no. I didn't catch that. 442 00:22:00,973 --> 00:22:02,540 I'll tell you, like a rat at his feet. 443 00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:06,413 It was like vomit. That's how he looked at me. 444 00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:09,677 You know, t-those guys can be very indelicate, uh, sometimes. 445 00:22:09,808 --> 00:22:11,810 I wouldn't take it too-too personally. 446 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:14,552 And Magruder... That little pissant... 447 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:19,209 "Quartz is a mineral." 448 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,732 He's lucky I didn't snap his spine 449 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:21,994 right in the fucking room. 450 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,086 Um... 451 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,961 What did you think? 452 00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:34,441 Huh? 453 00:22:34,572 --> 00:22:36,269 Of the pitch, what did you think? 454 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,055 You can tell me. I'm... I can take it. 455 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,799 What did I think? I-I-I-I-I really liked it. 456 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,020 I-I knew it! 457 00:22:48,151 --> 00:22:50,109 I saw your body language in the room, and I knew... 458 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,415 I knew Dean liked it. 459 00:22:51,545 --> 00:22:52,894 What was your favorite part? 460 00:22:53,025 --> 00:22:54,592 My favorite? 461 00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:57,595 Um, gosh, you know, th... T-there were a lot of elements. 462 00:22:57,725 --> 00:22:59,162 You know, I loved the... 463 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:00,946 T-the cheerful font was very interesting. 464 00:23:01,077 --> 00:23:02,600 I did the font. 465 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,447 - Great, uh... - I came up with the font. 466 00:23:04,471 --> 00:23:06,952 Yeah, look, let me pitch you something. 467 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:15,352 How about you and I never talk about this ever again, 468 00:23:15,482 --> 00:23:16,527 ideally? 469 00:23:22,794 --> 00:23:24,839 Okay, com padre. 470 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,102 Enough said. 471 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,716 I do. I really like this one. 472 00:23:31,846 --> 00:23:33,935 I think that's nice, dear. 473 00:23:44,163 --> 00:23:45,356 We are in for a night. 474 00:23:45,469 --> 00:23:47,079 You. 475 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:50,256 Whenever he has on tails, this happens. 476 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,824 It does. Whenever you put on your tails 477 00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:55,174 it makes you crazy. 478 00:23:55,305 --> 00:23:59,657 - It's Daddy dancing time. - Aw... 479 00:24:08,056 --> 00:24:10,929 I need a zip here when you're done, Fred Astaire. 480 00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,236 Yes, ma'am. I think we can hear mother now. 481 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,066 Shimmy it up. 482 00:24:18,154 --> 00:24:20,678 - Ooh. 483 00:24:20,808 --> 00:24:23,202 There it is. Look at that neck. 484 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,943 There's a tiny little hook. 485 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,075 Now, that's a neck. That's 486 00:24:27,206 --> 00:24:28,903 that's a neck I'd like to neck. 487 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,691 I can't get that... 488 00:24:36,172 --> 00:24:37,288 - Lovely. - Love you. 489 00:25:11,685 --> 00:25:13,609 Pat sure has made a statement seating us back here. 490 00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:15,167 I can't see a thing. 491 00:25:15,298 --> 00:25:17,691 And, honey, you know it was no accident. 492 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,700 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 493 00:25:26,787 --> 00:25:28,615 the President and Mrs. Nixon present 494 00:25:28,746 --> 00:25:30,400 the Ray Conniff Singers. 495 00:25:46,851 --> 00:25:48,287 President Nixon, 496 00:25:48,418 --> 00:25:50,246 stop bombing human beings, 497 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,509 animals, and vegetation. 498 00:25:52,639 --> 00:25:53,988 You go to church on Sundays, 499 00:25:54,075 --> 00:25:55,425 and you pray to Jesus Christ. 500 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,383 If Jesus Christ were here tonight, 501 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,907 you would not dare drop another bomb. 502 00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:02,780 Bless the Berrigans and bless Daniel Ellsberg. 503 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,434 Get her off the stage! 504 00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:17,490 Sorry about that, Mr. President. 505 00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:20,232 Looks like someone needs to go back to finishing school. 506 00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:22,756 - Let's move along, shall we? 507 00:26:22,887 --> 00:26:23,887 Ladies... 508 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,289 Maureen? 509 00:26:33,419 --> 00:26:34,855 Hey, John Dean. 510 00:26:34,942 --> 00:26:36,596 - Hi. - Hi. I am so sorry I'm late. 511 00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:37,989 That's fine. 512 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,599 It's not some first-date power move. 513 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:41,185 You know, things have been nuts at work... 514 00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:43,017 - You know what? It's Mo. - Traffic and... what? 515 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:44,735 You can just call me Mo. 516 00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:46,756 Uh, the dating service suggested that I use Maureen... 517 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,478 Oh, Mo 518 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,672 'cause I guess they thought people would make... 519 00:26:49,696 --> 00:26:50,847 - Like the Stooges? - A Stooges joke. 520 00:26:50,871 --> 00:26:51,698 - What? Oh. 521 00:26:51,785 --> 00:26:53,657 So sorry. 522 00:26:53,744 --> 00:26:55,548 You're doing the Stooges... I didn't... No, I-I remember. 523 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,010 - Good. - Yes. 524 00:26:59,097 --> 00:27:01,926 - Stooges. - Um, so... 525 00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:04,798 Hi, hello. How are you know? Now, I'm gonna give you these. 526 00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:07,105 It's for the, uh, Dijon Porsche out front. 527 00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:08,933 Now, there's not a scratch on it right now. 528 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:10,737 And that's how I want to find her when I come back, okay? 529 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,300 I'm gonna take special care of you, okay? 530 00:27:12,371 --> 00:27:14,460 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you so much. 531 00:27:14,547 --> 00:27:15,809 Your table's ready. 532 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:18,638 All right. Thank you. 533 00:27:18,725 --> 00:27:22,555 Mele Kalikimaka. That's the thing to say. 534 00:27:22,686 --> 00:27:25,036 In blood, chained to the door of County Animal Control, 535 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,343 and I am screaming, "No more pets have to die!" 536 00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:28,648 I'm sorry. 537 00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:30,128 "No more pets have to die." 538 00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:33,523 And then 20 minutes later, I, uh... 539 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,568 I find out I-I have the wrong address, 540 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,285 and I am chained to the dentist's office next door. 541 00:27:37,309 --> 00:27:39,311 - No! 542 00:27:39,442 --> 00:27:41,226 I guess I was a-a young man with conviction. 543 00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:43,184 So what can I say? 544 00:27:43,315 --> 00:27:44,771 You know, it's embarrassing to even think about it. 545 00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:46,753 No, no, it's so cute. 546 00:27:51,149 --> 00:27:54,587 You know, I'll be honest, at the start of the night, I... 547 00:27:54,718 --> 00:27:56,110 I thought I was in real trouble. 548 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:59,505 Oh. Why is that? 549 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,420 Well, I don't want to burst your bubble, 550 00:28:01,507 --> 00:28:05,206 but you don't exactly make the best first impression. 551 00:28:05,337 --> 00:28:07,034 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 552 00:28:07,165 --> 00:28:09,559 You seemed like you were gonna be a huge piece of shit. 553 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,648 Oh. 554 00:28:11,735 --> 00:28:15,347 Well, that's funny, because you kind of seemed 555 00:28:15,478 --> 00:28:17,175 stuck up and weird. 556 00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:18,916 No, I didn't. 557 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:21,005 You're right. 558 00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:23,877 You seemed great from the beginning. 559 00:28:27,098 --> 00:28:28,447 So what's a stewardess from L.A. 560 00:28:28,578 --> 00:28:30,884 doing on a-a D.C. dating service? 561 00:28:31,015 --> 00:28:33,104 I'm doing research. 562 00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:36,760 I'm thinking of doing some writing. 563 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,588 You want to be a journalist. 564 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,241 - Mm. - No. 565 00:28:40,372 --> 00:28:42,069 Someone didn't read my profile too closely. 566 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,158 - Well, I... - I want to write novels. 567 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,333 - Oh. - Romantic novels. 568 00:28:45,464 --> 00:28:46,639 Oh? 569 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,554 Stop it. It's nothing smutty. 570 00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,164 No, no, no, that's... That's fantastic. 571 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,166 But, um 572 00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:53,646 why D.C.? 573 00:28:53,777 --> 00:28:55,474 I mean, people come here for depth... 574 00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:56,649 No, I really like it here. 575 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,434 - You do? - I-I don't know. 576 00:28:58,564 --> 00:28:59,435 People come here to make a difference in the world. 577 00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:01,349 - Well... - It's nice. 578 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,873 I mean, God, I'm not naive. 579 00:29:03,003 --> 00:29:05,397 I know, everybody has to make compromises. 580 00:29:05,484 --> 00:29:09,009 And, well, you probably know that better than anyone. 581 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,184 What do you mean by that? 582 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,274 Come on. You know... 583 00:29:15,668 --> 00:29:17,061 I'm... I'm not sure I do. 584 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:18,889 I mean, um, i-it just must be difficult 585 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:20,281 working for a man like that. 586 00:29:20,412 --> 00:29:21,718 A man like what? 587 00:29:21,848 --> 00:29:24,590 A man like Richard Nixon. 588 00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:27,114 He's just a little bit of a liar, don't you think? 589 00:29:27,245 --> 00:29:28,986 Oh, right. 590 00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:32,076 And you think LBJ was some kind of Boy Scout? 591 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:34,339 Well, Nixon really takes it to a whole other level. 592 00:29:34,426 --> 00:29:36,167 How so? 593 00:29:36,297 --> 00:29:38,386 Uh, the stuff about ending the war, for one thing. 594 00:29:38,517 --> 00:29:39,842 He's drawn down troop levels by two thirds 595 00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,302 since he's been in office. 596 00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:43,010 I saw on the news he's increased bombings. 597 00:29:43,087 --> 00:29:45,437 Did the news also mention that he signed Title IX 598 00:29:45,462 --> 00:29:46,583 or established 599 00:29:46,608 --> 00:29:48,080 the Environmental Protection Agency? 600 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,098 Wow. 601 00:29:49,123 --> 00:29:50,897 You've really talked yourself into this, haven't you? 602 00:29:50,921 --> 00:29:52,618 Talked myself into what? 603 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:54,793 Um... 604 00:29:57,101 --> 00:29:58,624 Maybe this wasn't 605 00:29:58,711 --> 00:30:00,210 the best topic of conversation to bring up... 606 00:30:00,234 --> 00:30:01,560 - No, no, no, no, no, no.. - We don't have... John... 607 00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:02,952 What about you? What... what about you? 608 00:30:02,976 --> 00:30:04,064 What about me? 609 00:30:04,195 --> 00:30:05,413 Oh, come on. 610 00:30:05,544 --> 00:30:06,937 Uh... 611 00:30:07,067 --> 00:30:08,895 You're just like all your liberal friends. 612 00:30:09,026 --> 00:30:11,115 You... you playact like you want to save the world, 613 00:30:11,202 --> 00:30:12,875 when all you really care about is finding a guy 614 00:30:12,899 --> 00:30:14,361 with enough bread to pick up the check. 615 00:30:22,053 --> 00:30:24,751 Hoped you guys saved room for the Baked Alaska. 616 00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:30,153 I must have been drunk when I said that. 617 00:30:30,177 --> 00:30:32,049 Now I've got Dick calling me 618 00:30:32,179 --> 00:30:33,795 'cause he's got Kissinger up his ass again. 619 00:30:35,356 --> 00:30:37,010 I should have said no to Dick 620 00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:40,231 the second he asked me to come play politics out here. 621 00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:42,842 Should have stayed in New York. Could have kept my practice. 622 00:30:42,929 --> 00:30:45,715 Hmm. We'd still have our house Upstate. 623 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,586 Remember when we used to drink 624 00:30:47,717 --> 00:30:49,153 a whole bottle of blackberry wine 625 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:51,372 and watch the moon rise over the bay? 626 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,592 - I miss those nights. - Mm. 627 00:30:53,679 --> 00:30:56,421 I've got an idea. 628 00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:57,659 Let's catch a flight somewhere, 629 00:30:57,683 --> 00:31:01,208 we'll go to China, India, New York. 630 00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:03,297 Dick needs me, honey bear. You know that. 631 00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:05,169 The man's an emotional wreck. 632 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:07,107 Without me, he wouldn't get through to November. 633 00:31:09,956 --> 00:31:12,611 Of course. Don't know what I was thinking. 634 00:31:25,102 --> 00:31:26,277 Hello? 635 00:31:26,407 --> 00:31:27,887 Winnie, honey. 636 00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:29,194 You won't believe the night I've had, 637 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,055 a protester crashed... 638 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,003 Martha? 639 00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:33,521 ...the first lady's miserable social evening. 640 00:31:33,545 --> 00:31:35,199 Jesus, what time is it? 641 00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,575 Poor woman. They had to drag her right off the stage. 642 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,328 How did you get my number? 643 00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:41,311 Of course my husband had to leave me alone the whole night 644 00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:42,748 'cause he's busy playing the middleman 645 00:31:42,772 --> 00:31:44,295 in this silly feud 646 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,366 the president's got going with Henry. 647 00:31:46,602 --> 00:31:47,864 Henry? 648 00:31:47,951 --> 00:31:50,562 As in, like... 649 00:31:50,693 --> 00:31:52,172 Henry Kissinger? 650 00:31:52,303 --> 00:31:54,000 I really shouldn't say. 651 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,546 Father. May I? 652 00:32:23,464 --> 00:32:25,858 Raymond, what are you doing up? 653 00:32:29,122 --> 00:32:31,081 I was having bad dreams again. 654 00:32:33,257 --> 00:32:34,998 Are you okay, Father? 655 00:32:35,128 --> 00:32:38,349 Had a little whoopsie today at work. 656 00:32:38,436 --> 00:32:40,351 What kind of whoopsie? 657 00:32:40,481 --> 00:32:44,050 Remember when you were in art class 658 00:32:44,181 --> 00:32:46,792 and Miss Grimmer caught you eating all the other kids' glue 659 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,273 and all the other kids laughed at you? 660 00:32:50,448 --> 00:32:52,842 All the other kids laughed at me today, Raymond. 661 00:33:06,594 --> 00:33:08,553 Sometimes 662 00:33:08,684 --> 00:33:11,991 when the other boys at school laugh at me... 663 00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:14,428 Mother says I should make friends with them. 664 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:17,823 She says there are good ships 665 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,607 and wood ships 666 00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:22,088 and ships that sail the sea, 667 00:33:22,219 --> 00:33:25,439 but the best ships are friendships. 668 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,685 - Linda, would you put in a call 669 00:33:53,816 --> 00:33:56,906 to, uh, ah, Harry Welch at the FAA? 670 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,690 Have him send us any information 671 00:33:58,821 --> 00:34:01,693 he has on a registered flight attendant, Maureen Kane. 672 00:34:01,824 --> 00:34:03,521 Oh, and, uh, Liddy should be here any minute 673 00:34:03,651 --> 00:34:05,281 - for the meeting. - Uh, Liddy's already here. 674 00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:06,959 He arrived over a half hour ago. 675 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,831 He's already here? Where is he? 676 00:34:08,918 --> 00:34:10,354 Mitchell's office. 677 00:34:10,484 --> 00:34:11,877 - Jesus. - You want me to go... 678 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,574 I'm so sorry. 679 00:34:13,705 --> 00:34:14,880 Are they in there? 680 00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:19,450 Speak of the devil, and he doth appear. 681 00:34:19,537 --> 00:34:20,538 What's the matter, Dean? 682 00:34:20,668 --> 00:34:22,061 You look like you just got caught 683 00:34:22,086 --> 00:34:23,348 butt-fucking your sister. 684 00:34:23,373 --> 00:34:25,131 I don't have a-a sister, sir. 685 00:34:25,156 --> 00:34:26,631 Um 686 00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:28,764 Are we celebrating something? 687 00:34:28,789 --> 00:34:31,052 Wow, sharp as a tack. Tell him, Liddy. 688 00:34:31,077 --> 00:34:32,898 I ran into Mr. Mitchell this morning 689 00:34:32,942 --> 00:34:35,118 on the way into the office, and 690 00:34:35,248 --> 00:34:37,685 I had a few rough ideas for pared-down operations... 691 00:34:37,816 --> 00:34:39,383 Sketches really. 692 00:34:39,513 --> 00:34:40,839 Ah, don't beat yourself up. 693 00:34:40,863 --> 00:34:42,299 We made some adjustments. 694 00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:44,127 It was all you, Mr. Mitchell. 695 00:34:44,257 --> 00:34:47,260 He helped me come up with a whole new operation plan. 696 00:34:47,347 --> 00:34:50,046 This man truly knows his trade craft. 697 00:34:50,176 --> 00:34:53,502 Sir, are you sure it's wise to be, um 698 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:58,165 casually discussing illicit activities in your office? 699 00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:00,796 Teacher's here. Fun's over. 700 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:02,077 - Well, no. 701 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,584 Gordo, fabulous work. 702 00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:08,934 Just, uh, talk to Jeb. 703 00:35:09,021 --> 00:35:10,849 He'll take care of the logistics with you. 704 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:13,286 Thank you, sir. 705 00:35:13,373 --> 00:35:16,159 Well, whatever you told that chowderhead 706 00:35:16,289 --> 00:35:19,861 to get him to drop the James Bond act, it worked. 707 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:23,467 Well, I just, uh, showed him how to be a team player, sir. 708 00:35:23,731 --> 00:35:25,986 Hmm. Tell you what 709 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,017 my wife is doing a campaign fundraiser 710 00:35:29,042 --> 00:35:30,914 at our house Saturday. 711 00:35:30,956 --> 00:35:32,871 Why don't you come by? 712 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,178 You know? For all your hard work. 713 00:35:35,265 --> 00:35:36,832 I'd be honored, sir. 714 00:35:36,962 --> 00:35:38,921 And bring a date... Something nice on the eyes. 715 00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:40,487 Right. Okay. 716 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,329 What the hell? 717 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:58,636 Go, go, go. 718 00:35:58,766 --> 00:36:01,117 Mo. Hey. I can't believe it. 719 00:36:01,247 --> 00:36:02,790 I was just about to check in for my flight. 720 00:36:02,814 --> 00:36:04,199 And I was thinking, what are the odds 721 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,643 I'd run into Mo Kane at the airport? 722 00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,427 And here you are. That is crazy. 723 00:36:07,558 --> 00:36:09,603 Huh, how did you find me? 724 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,084 Well, I just... I saw you coming up the thing. 725 00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:14,304 - Where's your ticket? - Excuse me? 726 00:36:14,434 --> 00:36:15,803 You said you were checking in for your flight. 727 00:36:15,827 --> 00:36:17,176 You should have a ticket. 728 00:36:17,307 --> 00:36:19,048 Oh, right, ticket, um... 729 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,614 That is a very good... 730 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,965 Oh, you know, shoot, I must have thrown it 731 00:36:23,052 --> 00:36:24,575 in the trash with my food there. 732 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:26,316 Um, I have to get a new one now. 733 00:36:26,446 --> 00:36:27,554 Do you know the lady? Maybe you can... 734 00:36:27,578 --> 00:36:28,709 You little psychopath. 735 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,059 What? 736 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,974 Did you call the FAA? 737 00:36:32,104 --> 00:36:33,671 Call the... 738 00:36:33,801 --> 00:36:36,282 No. What? No. 739 00:36:36,369 --> 00:36:38,110 Why would I... Why would I do that? 740 00:36:38,241 --> 00:36:39,546 To find out my flight schedule 741 00:36:39,677 --> 00:36:42,071 so you could manufacture a way to bump into me 742 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:43,657 in the futile hope you could apologize your way 743 00:36:43,681 --> 00:36:44,900 into a second date. 744 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,427 Has this... has this happened to you before? 745 00:36:50,557 --> 00:36:52,646 It's a pilot trick. 746 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:55,008 I have to say, it's never felt quite so pathetic until now. 747 00:36:56,999 --> 00:36:58,391 Mo. Wait, please. 748 00:36:58,522 --> 00:36:59,697 - John. - Please. 749 00:36:59,827 --> 00:37:01,351 You seem very nice. 750 00:37:01,438 --> 00:37:04,441 Do you know what it is? I am looking for a man. 751 00:37:04,571 --> 00:37:07,183 And I can't waste my time with little boys anymore. 752 00:37:07,313 --> 00:37:08,595 I know I was an asshole the other night. 753 00:37:08,619 --> 00:37:09,813 - Mm-hmm. - But, I want to make it up to you. 754 00:37:09,837 --> 00:37:11,317 There's this fundraiser next weekend, 755 00:37:11,448 --> 00:37:13,410 and everyone who's anyone in D.C. is gonna be there. 756 00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:15,887 You want to take me to a Republican fundraiser? 757 00:37:16,018 --> 00:37:17,758 It'll be great material for your novel. 758 00:37:17,889 --> 00:37:19,475 And besides, we don't have to talk to anybody. 759 00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:21,458 We can just sit in the corner all night, 760 00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:23,704 drinking John Mitchell's scotch, making fun of people... 761 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,029 Um, John Mitchell? Martha Mitchell's husband? 762 00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:28,508 Yeah. Why? You... you like her? 763 00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:30,119 - She's completely insane. 764 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,643 I love her. 765 00:37:32,773 --> 00:37:36,125 So you will go with me? 766 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:40,129 Um, I'm gonna think about it. 767 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,479 I'm gonna see when the airline has me back in D.C... 768 00:37:42,609 --> 00:37:44,785 Thursday. I-I mean... 769 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:47,223 I hope they have you back on-on Thursday 770 00:37:47,353 --> 00:37:49,965 because that would be, uh... that would be perfect timing. 771 00:37:50,095 --> 00:37:52,097 Holy shit, man. 772 00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:57,755 - Do you have my number? - Leave it with the FAA. 773 00:38:17,470 --> 00:38:19,429 - Ahoy! - Oh! Ha ha! 774 00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:21,648 What the... 775 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:23,607 Mitchell sent me down to inform you 776 00:38:23,737 --> 00:38:26,001 he's approved of my plans. 777 00:38:26,131 --> 00:38:28,133 Now, before you fill your diaper, 778 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,744 you'll be relieved to know that I've trimmed the budget 779 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,225 to a manageable quarter million. 780 00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:34,587 Hey, well, that's fantastic news. 781 00:38:34,618 --> 00:38:35,618 That's great. 782 00:38:35,662 --> 00:38:39,144 Uh, only problem is, um 783 00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:42,800 Mitchell doesn't control the purse strings around here. 784 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,541 I do. 785 00:38:44,671 --> 00:38:47,370 So you're gonna have to make do with $200,000. 786 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,894 That's... that's all we got. 787 00:38:50,025 --> 00:38:52,418 Do you think this is a joke? 788 00:38:52,505 --> 00:38:53,767 No. 789 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,944 This operation requires 790 00:38:57,075 --> 00:38:59,556 untraceable foreign contractors. 791 00:38:59,686 --> 00:39:01,949 I need at least five Cubans. 792 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,692 Cubans? Well, I mean, how-how expensive are Cubans these days? 793 00:39:05,823 --> 00:39:09,000 Why-just get cheaper Cubans. What? Puerto Ricans? 794 00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:13,570 Hmm. 795 00:39:15,354 --> 00:39:17,835 You've never tasted your own blood. 796 00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:19,924 - Pardon me? - You haven't. Ah... 797 00:39:21,447 --> 00:39:23,362 I can tell. 798 00:39:23,493 --> 00:39:25,625 You know that? 799 00:39:25,756 --> 00:39:28,759 You don't know the first thing about passion, 800 00:39:28,889 --> 00:39:31,414 about el sangre de libertad. 801 00:39:31,544 --> 00:39:34,112 But you know who does? 802 00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:38,029 Those magnificent men you just maligned. 803 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:38,943 - Yeah. - They know. 804 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:40,205 God, I got to tell you, 805 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,338 I-I don't appreciate your tone, Gordo. 806 00:39:42,468 --> 00:39:43,468 No. 807 00:39:45,732 --> 00:39:49,258 They are freedom fighters, you fuck! 808 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,086 Please let go of me, you psychopath. 809 00:39:51,173 --> 00:39:55,264 You prep-school sissies think that you own the world, 810 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,309 but you don't. 811 00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:00,269 The natural world rejects you. 812 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,793 You taste your blood now, don't you? 813 00:40:19,592 --> 00:40:21,768 Bean-counting Ivy League fag. 814 00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:27,078 Rough day? 815 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:32,214 Never thought I'd encounter a bureaucracy 816 00:40:32,344 --> 00:40:34,781 more stocked with vipers than the FBI. 817 00:40:36,696 --> 00:40:38,263 A thousand petty tyrannies. 818 00:40:40,657 --> 00:40:42,006 You're a Bureau man? 819 00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:44,530 Five years strong. You? 820 00:40:44,661 --> 00:40:46,489 CIA. 821 00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:49,144 I've always admired Hoover. 822 00:40:49,274 --> 00:40:51,668 They don't make them like him anymore. 823 00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,017 I agree. 824 00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,848 Jim McCord. 825 00:40:57,978 --> 00:41:00,285 Liddy, General Counsel. 826 00:41:00,372 --> 00:41:02,505 Liddy 827 00:41:02,635 --> 00:41:05,203 fella who burnt himself with a candle, right? 828 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,689 Gaius Scaevola would be proud. 829 00:41:14,081 --> 00:41:15,561 Hero of Rome. 830 00:41:16,867 --> 00:41:18,738 Soldier. 831 00:41:18,869 --> 00:41:20,566 Soldier. 832 00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:35,320 Oh, hi. 833 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:37,322 Great shirt. 834 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,368 Mo, he's here. 835 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:40,891 Smells good in there. 836 00:41:41,021 --> 00:41:43,894 I, uh, smoked a little grass myself, back in college. 837 00:41:47,245 --> 00:41:48,464 Hi. 838 00:41:50,422 --> 00:41:52,294 Wow. You... 839 00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:53,860 You look... 840 00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:56,254 Thank you. Anything for Martha Mitchell. 841 00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:08,745 All right. 842 00:42:11,138 --> 00:42:12,923 Welcome, sir, ma'am. 843 00:42:14,446 --> 00:42:15,446 - For you. - Oh, thank you. 844 00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:16,579 Cheers. 845 00:42:16,709 --> 00:42:17,709 - Oh, hi. Hey. - John. 846 00:42:17,754 --> 00:42:19,973 - How's it going? - Hello. Hi. 847 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:22,019 You have blood on your hands. 848 00:42:22,149 --> 00:42:23,214 Look who it is. See? Want to go say hi? 849 00:42:23,238 --> 00:42:26,023 Oh, my God. Yes, I want to say hi. 850 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,894 - She looks amazing. - So gorgeous. 851 00:42:28,025 --> 00:42:29,809 I want to get a picture. 852 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,637 Aw. 853 00:42:31,768 --> 00:42:32,986 Excuse me, Mrs. Mitchell. 854 00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:34,486 Uh, my name is John Dean. I work with your husband. 855 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,033 Oh, Mr. Dean. 856 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,697 Yes, my husband speaks very highly of you. 857 00:42:37,774 --> 00:42:39,341 Say hello to Mr. Dean, buttercup. 858 00:42:39,428 --> 00:42:41,038 - Hi. - Hello. 859 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:43,910 Hmm. We're working on her volume. 860 00:42:43,997 --> 00:42:45,608 Who is this vision in blue? 861 00:42:45,738 --> 00:42:48,088 Maureen Kane. It's an honor to... 862 00:42:48,219 --> 00:42:49,544 - I'm j-I'm a huge fan. 863 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,135 Thank you. 864 00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:53,616 May I say the two of you make a striking couple. 865 00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:55,182 Oh, we're not really... 866 00:42:55,313 --> 00:42:56,421 That's so sweet of you. Thank you so much. 867 00:42:56,445 --> 00:42:57,446 Thank you. Thank you. 868 00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,404 All right, Mrs. Mitchell, right over here. 869 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:01,798 Oh. Picture? 870 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:04,583 Are we getting in? Oh, my 871 00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:05,821 Thank you. 872 00:43:05,845 --> 00:43:06,933 Mm-hmm. 873 00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:08,674 Enjoy yourselves. Nice to meet you. 874 00:43:08,805 --> 00:43:10,763 - So nice to meet you. - Thank you. 875 00:43:12,983 --> 00:43:15,159 - Hmm? - Hmm. 876 00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:21,644 Okay, who are they, the buzz cuts? 877 00:43:21,774 --> 00:43:23,341 Oh, that? 878 00:43:23,472 --> 00:43:25,125 Uh, that's the president's chief of staff. 879 00:43:25,256 --> 00:43:26,295 On the right, Bob Haldeman. 880 00:43:26,388 --> 00:43:28,128 Okay. 881 00:43:28,259 --> 00:43:29,671 On the left is John Ehrlichman. 882 00:43:29,695 --> 00:43:31,325 And nobody gets to Nixon except through them. 883 00:43:31,349 --> 00:43:32,568 They call them the Berlin Wall. 884 00:43:32,698 --> 00:43:33,873 Hmm. 885 00:43:34,004 --> 00:43:36,006 - The Berlin Wall, huh? - Mm. 886 00:43:36,093 --> 00:43:39,096 Hmm. Hmm. 887 00:43:39,226 --> 00:43:40,880 Wait, where you going? 888 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:44,449 Mo. No. Mo. Mo. Mo, Mo. 889 00:43:44,536 --> 00:43:47,322 Now McGovern's got James Taylor and Barbra Streisand 890 00:43:47,409 --> 00:43:48,801 stumping for him, 891 00:43:48,888 --> 00:43:50,412 as if the voters are going to be swayed 892 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,762 by a couple of moderately fuckable socialists. 893 00:43:54,938 --> 00:43:57,288 I'm a big Streisand fan. What's wrong with her? 894 00:43:57,419 --> 00:43:59,856 - Excuse me? - Uh 895 00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:01,945 sorry, you-you are? 896 00:44:02,032 --> 00:44:04,034 I'm Mo Kane. I think you know my date. 897 00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:08,343 John Dean, sir. 898 00:44:08,430 --> 00:44:10,736 I got a haircut. 899 00:44:10,867 --> 00:44:13,348 Yes, that's it. Right. 900 00:44:13,478 --> 00:44:14,958 My apologies if John caused any offense 901 00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:16,612 with the Streisand thing, ma'am. 902 00:44:16,742 --> 00:44:19,571 Oh, God. Hey, as a-a member in good standing 903 00:44:19,702 --> 00:44:21,617 of the league of moderately fuckable socialists, 904 00:44:21,747 --> 00:44:23,445 - I accept your apology. 905 00:44:23,532 --> 00:44:25,142 Where did you find this one, Dean? 906 00:44:25,272 --> 00:44:28,711 - She's a live one. 907 00:44:28,841 --> 00:44:31,714 Uh, by the way, Bob, I've been meaning to, uh, thank you 908 00:44:31,844 --> 00:44:34,804 for conveying that message from POTUS on my behalf. 909 00:44:34,934 --> 00:44:37,197 Mitchell told me about the, uh, president's request 910 00:44:37,284 --> 00:44:39,400 that I come help with the election compliance operations 911 00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:41,071 over at CREEP. 912 00:44:41,201 --> 00:44:42,899 Oh, uh, I'm... I'm sorry. 913 00:44:43,029 --> 00:44:44,760 I've never spoken about you with the president 914 00:44:44,814 --> 00:44:47,556 or really anyone else for that matter. 915 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:49,514 Word of advice 916 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,299 learn to recognize a snake when you see one. 917 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:54,171 Hmm. 918 00:45:04,486 --> 00:45:06,357 Oh, God. John, this party is crazy. 919 00:45:06,488 --> 00:45:08,577 Ehrlichman is a fascist. 920 00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:11,841 He wants to nuke all of Asia. Everyone's so evil here. 921 00:45:11,971 --> 00:45:14,060 I'm having so much fun. What's wrong? 922 00:45:14,191 --> 00:45:15,560 - You okay? - It's nothing. We should go. 923 00:45:15,584 --> 00:45:16,584 No, we just got here. 924 00:45:16,628 --> 00:45:17,628 I'll get our coats. 925 00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:18,848 Oh, okay. 926 00:45:21,241 --> 00:45:23,156 Uh, sir, Kissinger's office just called. 927 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,830 They've been trying to reach you for the past hour. 928 00:45:24,854 --> 00:45:26,246 In regards to what? 929 00:45:26,377 --> 00:45:27,987 Apparently your wife spoke out 930 00:45:28,118 --> 00:45:31,730 about some sort of feud he's having with the president. 931 00:45:31,861 --> 00:45:33,166 What the fuck? 932 00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,081 Martha. 933 00:45:36,996 --> 00:45:38,563 God as my witness, woman, 934 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,565 I will cancel your Diners Club card 935 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,438 if you don't open this door right now. 936 00:45:43,568 --> 00:45:44,961 What? What do you want? 937 00:45:45,091 --> 00:45:46,460 You want to berate me in front of our guests? 938 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,014 Oh, fuck me! Jesus! 939 00:45:55,145 --> 00:45:56,799 Ah. 940 00:45:56,929 --> 00:45:58,670 I mean... 941 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:00,324 Sorry. 942 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,244 - Are you okay? - I hate this stupid dress. 943 00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:09,551 My mom had it made for me. 944 00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:12,118 - I look like Little Bo Peep. 945 00:46:15,382 --> 00:46:17,689 You want a Doublemint? 946 00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:19,169 No, thanks. 947 00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:26,045 Cigarette? 948 00:46:28,134 --> 00:46:29,503 It's just an interview, for God's sake. 949 00:46:29,527 --> 00:46:31,268 It's not the end of the world. 950 00:46:31,398 --> 00:46:33,966 You had to mention Kissinger, like I need more enemies. 951 00:46:34,053 --> 00:46:35,838 "Martha Mitchell bares all." 952 00:46:35,968 --> 00:46:37,930 Is this some kind of retribution for the other night 953 00:46:38,014 --> 00:46:40,277 'cause I didn't just drop everything 954 00:46:40,407 --> 00:46:43,149 and whisk Martha off to some foreign land 955 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,716 or wherever the fuck? 956 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,023 Yeah. So you... you do know I have feelings. 957 00:46:47,153 --> 00:46:48,677 You just choose to ignore them. 958 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,157 I see. I'm sure if he asked to go on vacation, 959 00:46:51,288 --> 00:46:52,985 you'd have your bags packed in one hour. 960 00:46:53,116 --> 00:46:54,334 He's my boss. 961 00:46:54,465 --> 00:46:56,336 He's your life. 962 00:46:56,423 --> 00:46:59,078 You roll over for him day and night. 963 00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:01,143 - My God. My God. - What is the draw, really? 964 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:03,387 - Tell me. The subservience... - That's enough. 965 00:47:03,474 --> 00:47:05,737 Is it that he makes you feel like a big man, 966 00:47:05,868 --> 00:47:08,131 - makes you feel wanted? - That's enough, Martha. 967 00:47:08,261 --> 00:47:10,350 I mean, your dick must look so big 968 00:47:10,481 --> 00:47:12,483 in his tiny hands. 969 00:47:19,272 --> 00:47:23,189 Look, let's just both take a breath. 970 00:47:26,062 --> 00:47:28,499 You take a fucking breath. 971 00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:30,849 My mama slaps me harder than that. 972 00:47:35,245 --> 00:47:37,116 You're a... you're a pig! 973 00:47:37,247 --> 00:47:38,988 - All day... 974 00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:44,733 Nobody cares what you think! 975 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:52,175 They used to like each other before we moved here. 976 00:47:52,262 --> 00:47:56,092 Now everything's just terrible. 977 00:47:56,222 --> 00:47:59,486 I hate parties. I hate all of these people. 978 00:47:59,617 --> 00:48:00,618 How old are you? 979 00:48:00,749 --> 00:48:03,055 Eleven and a half. 980 00:48:03,186 --> 00:48:06,015 What you need is an exit strategy. 981 00:48:06,145 --> 00:48:08,452 You can petition for emancipation at 16. 982 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:10,933 Seems a little extreme. 983 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,720 And that isn't? 984 00:48:18,984 --> 00:48:20,061 Do you have a business card? 985 00:48:23,641 --> 00:48:26,818 I will represent you pro bono. 986 00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,515 I'd get started now, 987 00:48:28,646 --> 00:48:31,214 but, uh, I'm a little busy with the president. 988 00:48:31,344 --> 00:48:33,477 My mom says Nixon's dog shit. 989 00:48:36,262 --> 00:48:38,395 Honestly, I wouldn't know. 990 00:48:38,525 --> 00:48:40,136 I've never even met the guy. 991 00:48:46,664 --> 00:48:47,796 Bye. 992 00:48:52,191 --> 00:48:54,803 - You ready? - Yeah. 993 00:48:58,981 --> 00:49:02,724 The election is in eight fucking months, Martha. 994 00:49:02,854 --> 00:49:07,032 You can just keep your mouth shut for eight months, 995 00:49:07,163 --> 00:49:08,904 we'll be fine. 996 00:49:08,991 --> 00:49:11,602 Get another wife if you want a silent one 997 00:49:11,733 --> 00:49:14,170 or marry that portrait I had made for you, 998 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,389 which you never thanked me for, by the way. 999 00:49:19,784 --> 00:49:21,699 You want to know the truth, Martha? 1000 00:49:24,136 --> 00:49:26,138 There's no conspiracy against you. 1001 00:49:26,269 --> 00:49:30,490 There's no collusion hiding in the shadows. 1002 00:49:30,621 --> 00:49:35,191 People just don't like you. 1003 00:49:35,321 --> 00:49:38,542 That's why we can't fly on Air Force One. 1004 00:49:38,673 --> 00:49:40,065 Oh, and those journalists 1005 00:49:40,196 --> 00:49:41,980 that you call in the middle of night... 1006 00:49:42,111 --> 00:49:43,329 They're not your friends. 1007 00:49:46,028 --> 00:49:49,248 They just can't take their eyes off a good show. 1008 00:50:21,759 --> 00:50:23,761 Bob Haldeman sees my name on six memos a day. 1009 00:50:23,848 --> 00:50:26,851 Has no fucking idea who I am. 1010 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:29,245 Oh, important people are only as important 1011 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:31,116 as the rest of us make them. 1012 00:50:31,247 --> 00:50:33,640 Just don't give them that power. 1013 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,603 You're very wise. 1014 00:50:39,690 --> 00:50:41,474 You sound surprised. 1015 00:50:43,172 --> 00:50:46,349 These fucking people. 1016 00:50:46,479 --> 00:50:48,568 I think it's a good thing you're not like those people. 1017 00:50:48,699 --> 00:50:51,223 You're better than them. 1018 00:50:51,354 --> 00:50:53,617 - You barely know me. - That is true. 1019 00:50:55,967 --> 00:50:58,840 But I do know you well enough to know 1020 00:50:58,927 --> 00:51:01,451 that you're a good person deep down, 1021 00:51:01,581 --> 00:51:03,105 even when no one's watching. 1022 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:08,414 But then I also know that you used the FAA 1023 00:51:08,545 --> 00:51:12,418 to find out my flight schedule, which is a huge red flag, 1024 00:51:12,505 --> 00:51:14,594 but it did show uncanny initiative. 1025 00:51:14,725 --> 00:51:16,553 Oh... 1026 00:51:16,683 --> 00:51:18,294 And I know your dirty secret. 1027 00:51:20,862 --> 00:51:23,429 In the moments when you shut up, 1028 00:51:23,516 --> 00:51:26,824 you actually know how to listen. 1029 00:51:26,955 --> 00:51:28,870 - Wait, I know how to shut up. - Stop talking. 1030 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,741 - Wha... - Stop fucking talking. 1031 00:51:33,222 --> 00:51:34,484 I'm stopping. 1032 00:51:53,633 --> 00:51:55,897 - Which one's your house? 1033 00:52:09,824 --> 00:52:11,869 Met a young couple tonight. 1034 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,264 Reminded me of a long time ago 1035 00:52:15,394 --> 00:52:19,137 being at the beginning of something. 1036 00:52:19,224 --> 00:52:21,183 I'm sorry, I didn't know anybody was out here. 1037 00:52:21,313 --> 00:52:22,313 That's quite all right. 1038 00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:25,527 Would you happen to have a cigarette? 1039 00:52:29,931 --> 00:52:31,236 - Thank you. 1040 00:52:41,943 --> 00:52:45,947 I hope I'm not out of line here, Mrs. Mitchell, but... 1041 00:52:46,077 --> 00:52:47,905 I wanted to tell you that I read 1042 00:52:48,036 --> 00:52:50,865 your Ladies' Home Journal interview. 1043 00:52:50,995 --> 00:52:54,520 There aren't many honest people left in this town. 1044 00:52:54,651 --> 00:52:55,870 I believe you're one of them. 1045 00:52:59,961 --> 00:53:02,267 Well, thank you. 1046 00:53:02,398 --> 00:53:04,008 McCord, wasn't it? 1047 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,663 Yes, ma'am, James McCord. 1048 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,708 I appreciate you, James McCord. 1049 00:53:14,714 --> 00:53:16,281 Ma'am. 1050 00:53:27,597 --> 00:53:29,816 Mmm. 1051 00:53:29,947 --> 00:53:32,167 Mmm. 1052 00:53:35,866 --> 00:53:37,781 Mmm. 1053 00:53:37,868 --> 00:53:39,792 Fetch the sugar for me, would you, dear? 1054 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,720 California? 1055 00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:05,635 We got a couple of fundraisers out there. 1056 00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:07,767 I thought it'd give you a chance 1057 00:54:07,898 --> 00:54:10,727 to try on that new swimsuit of yours. 1058 00:54:10,857 --> 00:54:13,948 The one with the cutouts? 1059 00:54:14,078 --> 00:54:16,689 I don't know if that's appropriate for a public beach. 1060 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,865 Well 1061 00:54:18,996 --> 00:54:21,999 maybe you and I could find 1062 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:24,784 something a bit more 1063 00:54:24,915 --> 00:54:26,221 secluded. 1064 00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:34,011 I want to go to boarding school. 1065 00:54:46,806 --> 00:54:48,025 You know, John, 1066 00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:49,574 whatever it is they're making you do 1067 00:54:51,376 --> 00:54:52,899 you don't have to do it. 1068 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,381 Just saying you always have a choice. 1069 00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:28,761 Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Mitchell's out for the day. 1070 00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:30,546 Oh... 1071 00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:32,306 But you can leave that on his desk if you'd like. 1072 00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:35,246 - Right. 1073 00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:36,900 Mr. Mitchell's office. 1074 00:56:14,503 --> 00:56:16,200 Mr. Dean, 1075 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:18,985 uh, I can hold on to that if you want. 1076 00:56:19,073 --> 00:56:22,032 Give it to Mr. Mitchell personally when he comes in. 1077 00:56:22,163 --> 00:56:24,600 Don't worry about the letter. 1078 00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:27,820 It was a false alarm. 1079 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:29,257 The names of great men 1080 00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:30,780 are etched in the halls of power... 1081 00:56:30,910 --> 00:56:32,434 I'll see myself out. 1082 00:56:32,564 --> 00:56:36,829 ...Napoleon, Alexander, Charlemagne. 1083 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:42,487 But who will tell our stories when we're gone? 1084 00:56:42,618 --> 00:56:44,489 Who will sing our songs? 1085 00:56:48,102 --> 00:56:50,669 For not all men who change the world are remembered. 1086 00:56:52,628 --> 00:56:55,152 Most are lost like embers in a fire. 1087 00:56:57,546 --> 00:57:00,288 Some worship at the boot of power, 1088 00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,507 weak against the tide of human frailty. 1089 00:57:02,638 --> 00:57:05,249 I know your spot right there. 1090 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:08,165 Others are born to be forgotten, 1091 00:57:08,296 --> 00:57:10,646 reaching for a greatness they can never fully grasp. 1092 00:57:20,177 --> 00:57:22,571 There she is, machos 1093 00:57:22,701 --> 00:57:24,399 our destiny. 1094 00:57:24,486 --> 00:57:26,183 ¿Qué es eso? 1095 00:57:26,314 --> 00:57:27,924 El Watergate. 1096 00:57:33,886 --> 00:57:37,412 But make no mistake 1097 00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,892 a triumphant will is what binds us 1098 00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:42,417 to those creatures from the prehistoric sea. 1099 00:57:45,071 --> 00:57:49,293 And with it, we can alter the course of human history. 1100 00:58:28,332 --> 00:58:30,204 - Ow!