1 00:00:05,461 --> 00:00:06,724 Y'all gonna just stand around, 2 00:00:06,846 --> 00:00:08,369 or you wanna ask me some questions? 3 00:00:09,422 --> 00:00:10,687 Dad got fired from his job at the White House. 4 00:00:10,771 --> 00:00:12,120 We can move anywhere. 5 00:00:12,251 --> 00:00:14,035 Daddy did not get fired. 6 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,649 Mitchell will be the one holding the bag, trust me. 7 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:16,472 Probably be happy to go to prison 8 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:18,039 to get away from Martha. 9 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:20,085 Conspiracy to commit burglary 10 00:00:20,215 --> 00:00:21,434 and wiretapping. 11 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,523 I sentence you to the maximum penalty 12 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:25,177 allowable under federal law. 13 00:00:25,307 --> 00:00:26,529 We'll reconvene in two months' time 14 00:00:26,613 --> 00:00:28,180 to formalizing sentencing. 15 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,950 You ever threaten to squeal again, 16 00:00:30,051 --> 00:00:32,184 it'll be the last time you ever squeal. 17 00:00:32,314 --> 00:00:33,667 Pat Gray is feeding me their reports, okay? 18 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:35,578 You satisfied? 19 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:36,579 Oh, director of the FBI. Very impressive. 20 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,059 It's only a matter of time 21 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:39,498 before they figure out what's going on. 22 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:40,409 Maybe it's the routine that scares me. 23 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,237 I just want you to know 24 00:00:42,368 --> 00:00:43,546 I can't imagine the rest of my life without it. 25 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:45,545 My own boy, Jay, is over there 26 00:00:45,676 --> 00:00:47,286 fighting for his life as we speak. 27 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,592 - Who is it for you? - My little brother. 28 00:00:49,723 --> 00:00:51,856 I'm a doer. I don't just sit around and do nothing. 29 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:53,509 And if you don't do your own talking, 30 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,816 someone is gonna do it for you in this town. 31 00:00:55,947 --> 00:00:56,994 Should the Nixon administration 32 00:00:57,078 --> 00:00:58,427 be afraid of you, Mrs. Mitchell? 33 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,606 Well, I think you know the answer to that. 34 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,300 Attagirl, Martha. 35 00:01:13,102 --> 00:01:14,875 Good afternoon. 36 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,761 Uh, the president would like to assure the public 37 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:18,890 that when it comes to illicit profit 38 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:22,807 from land deals in California, uh, he has nothing to hide, 39 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:25,201 uh, despite what leftist Democrats might allege. 40 00:01:26,681 --> 00:01:28,117 On the contrary, the president 41 00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:30,119 has paid his full and normal tax load, 42 00:01:30,249 --> 00:01:31,828 just like any citizen. 43 00:01:32,469 --> 00:01:34,340 Therefore, an examination of his personal taxes 44 00:01:34,471 --> 00:01:36,212 at this point feels like a political ploy 45 00:01:36,342 --> 00:01:38,562 and is simply not necessary. 46 00:01:38,693 --> 00:01:40,346 Any further update on the subject 47 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:42,197 will come through official channels, uh, 48 00:01:42,392 --> 00:01:44,993 before you hear it in the secretarial pool at The Post. 49 00:01:46,469 --> 00:01:47,831 And with that, I'd like to open it up 50 00:01:47,915 --> 00:01:48,833 to any questions. 51 00:01:48,963 --> 00:01:49,967 - Mr. Ziegler. - Over here. 52 00:01:50,051 --> 00:01:51,173 Helen. 53 00:01:51,531 --> 00:01:53,707 Yes, I was wondering if the White House 54 00:01:53,838 --> 00:01:56,623 has any comments on the accusations 55 00:01:56,754 --> 00:01:59,060 currently being levied against the president... 56 00:01:59,191 --> 00:02:00,978 Yeah, now, uh, before you go any further, Helen. 57 00:02:01,062 --> 00:02:02,542 Uh, I have been made aware 58 00:02:02,673 --> 00:02:04,675 that there is a certain citizen individual 59 00:02:04,805 --> 00:02:06,071 who has gotten herself some attention, 60 00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:07,547 uh, in the press as of late... 61 00:02:07,678 --> 00:02:08,853 Martha Mitchell. 62 00:02:08,983 --> 00:02:11,638 Well, I'm not naming any names, Helen. 63 00:02:11,769 --> 00:02:13,510 Um, but I would just like to say 64 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,468 that we all have a certain nature, 65 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:18,036 something to which we must adhere. 66 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,430 And the nature of this particular individual 67 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,128 has been rather bellicose and unreliable. 68 00:02:27,001 --> 00:02:28,571 Please welcome a woman who's fast becoming 69 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:30,527 the biggest thorn in Richard Nixon's side 70 00:02:30,657 --> 00:02:32,485 since Pat shoved him into the rose garden... 71 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,271 ...the captivating, controversial, 72 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:37,098 undeniable Martha Mitchell. 73 00:02:38,752 --> 00:02:40,493 Mike, you make me sound like a best seller. 74 00:02:40,624 --> 00:02:42,539 Now, Martha, you are the first person 75 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:44,410 that I'm aware of to publicly accuse 76 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:47,152 the president of responsibility for the Watergate break-in. 77 00:02:47,283 --> 00:02:49,285 Pretty sure I won't be the last. 78 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:52,288 But Mrs. Mitchell's making some very grave accusations 79 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,072 against the president. 80 00:02:54,203 --> 00:02:55,682 I would be remiss to point out 81 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:57,687 that they are accusations that no one else has made. 82 00:02:57,771 --> 00:02:59,298 President Nixon has been re-elected 83 00:02:59,382 --> 00:03:00,513 by a landslide. 84 00:03:03,821 --> 00:03:05,736 ♪ Sitting Cross-legged on the floor ♪ 85 00:03:05,866 --> 00:03:07,041 Will you marry me? 86 00:03:10,262 --> 00:03:12,264 ♪ Twenty-five Or six to four... ♪ 87 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,310 I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear 88 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,356 I will faithfully execute the office 89 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:19,445 of president of the United States. 90 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:21,055 You also accused the president 91 00:03:21,186 --> 00:03:23,275 of ordering your alleged imprisonment in California. 92 00:03:23,406 --> 00:03:25,712 Yes, I do, and I-I also believe 93 00:03:25,843 --> 00:03:27,540 that the president is attempting 94 00:03:27,671 --> 00:03:30,064 to leave my husband holding the bag for his dirty tricks, 95 00:03:30,195 --> 00:03:31,718 and I won't let that happen. 96 00:03:31,849 --> 00:03:33,462 You always speak your mind on our show, Martha. 97 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,898 - We really appreciate that. - I do. I speak my mind. 98 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,422 I am a Southern woman. We speak our minds. 99 00:03:36,506 --> 00:03:38,334 We talk. I never stop talking. 100 00:03:38,464 --> 00:03:39,900 I bet your husband just loves that. 101 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:41,337 He takes it in stride. 102 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:47,647 ♪ Wanting just To stay awake... ♪ 103 00:03:47,778 --> 00:03:48,778 What? 104 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,085 They're admirers. 105 00:03:53,131 --> 00:03:54,698 Jimmy, it's been so long, 106 00:03:54,828 --> 00:03:56,616 I was beginning to think we weren't friends anymore. 107 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,400 ♪ Should I try To do some more... ♪ 108 00:03:58,484 --> 00:04:00,402 What you hearing at The Tribune these days, anyway? 109 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:02,206 I don't think the woman's in her right mind. 110 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:04,098 She might call herself a Republican, 111 00:04:04,229 --> 00:04:06,187 but she's not one of us. 112 00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:07,450 She's a truth teller. 113 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,320 Well, look at what they did 114 00:04:08,451 --> 00:04:09,843 to poor Dorothy Hunt? 115 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:11,326 She was on that horrible plane that crashed, 116 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,499 and then they found $10,000 cash on her. 117 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,414 Seeing as how this person cannot be stopped 118 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:17,590 or reasoned with in any way, 119 00:04:17,721 --> 00:04:19,334 uh, the White House harbors the fervent hope 120 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:21,986 that she can avail herself of familial comfort 121 00:04:22,116 --> 00:04:22,900 and professional help. 122 00:04:43,094 --> 00:04:45,096 Oh! 123 00:04:45,226 --> 00:04:46,967 What do you say about the rumors 124 00:04:47,098 --> 00:04:48,885 out of the White House that you've struggled with alcohol? 125 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,494 I say a rumor is just a lie without a home. 126 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:54,105 She's a lush and a pill popper too. 127 00:04:54,235 --> 00:04:56,237 She's got problems emotionally and whatnot, 128 00:04:56,368 --> 00:04:57,108 but, um, who doesn't? 129 00:04:59,937 --> 00:05:02,069 They were the ones that stonewalled 130 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,507 Wright Patman's committee in the House last October. 131 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,877 Well, then I can be your source, 132 00:05:05,986 --> 00:05:07,208 'cause I'm telling you it's factual. 133 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:08,731 Oh, you know what I forgot to ask you? 134 00:05:08,815 --> 00:05:10,429 Did you get those Hummels I sent after the wedding? 135 00:05:10,513 --> 00:05:11,427 And you stated elsewhere that your goal 136 00:05:11,557 --> 00:05:13,298 is to take down Nixon. 137 00:05:13,429 --> 00:05:15,129 But the president's approval numbers just keep climbing. 138 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:16,693 If the American people 139 00:05:16,823 --> 00:05:18,623 knew half of what I do about their government, 140 00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:20,261 they wouldn't have much to approve of. 141 00:05:20,392 --> 00:05:22,089 So Mrs. Mitchell's behavior 142 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,483 isn't getting to the first lady or the president, 143 00:05:24,614 --> 00:05:26,267 as has been reported? 144 00:05:26,398 --> 00:05:27,973 Do you hear yourself when you ask these questions? 145 00:05:28,057 --> 00:05:29,323 I mean, for criminy's sake, come on. 146 00:05:29,407 --> 00:05:30,412 Let me ask the obvious question. 147 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,326 What is obvious? 148 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,373 Are you crazy? 149 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,502 Yeah. 150 00:05:37,409 --> 00:05:38,409 Frickin' loudmouth. 151 00:05:38,497 --> 00:05:39,411 Freedom-loving. 152 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:40,934 Limousine liberal. 153 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:41,979 Groovy liberated. 154 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,154 Commie bitch. 155 00:05:53,341 --> 00:05:54,981 All rise. 156 00:05:55,865 --> 00:05:57,475 This court is now in session 157 00:05:57,606 --> 00:06:00,566 with the Honorable Judge John Sirica presiding. 158 00:06:02,139 --> 00:06:03,401 You may be seated. 159 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:10,404 Gentlemen, I called you in today for a formal sentencing. 160 00:06:10,488 --> 00:06:13,840 But first, I'd like to say a few words. 161 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,364 When I was a younger man, 162 00:06:16,494 --> 00:06:19,367 Jack Dempsey was my sparring partner. 163 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:22,326 I don't say that to boast, 164 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:24,723 and I certainly don't say it to imply 165 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:27,833 that I wasn't getting pummeled every Tuesday at the Y. 166 00:06:29,377 --> 00:06:32,336 But I know what it means to have heart. 167 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:34,211 And frankly, the group of you have shown a lot of heart, 168 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:37,428 taking all the licks you have in this courtroom. 169 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:41,040 And I believe it's to be commended. 170 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:43,397 But a fighter also has to know 171 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:45,267 when it's time to throw in the towel. 172 00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:49,830 Which brings me to a very interesting letter 173 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,179 I received this morning... 174 00:06:54,443 --> 00:06:56,097 ...from Mr. McCord. 175 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,578 "Certain questions have been posed to me 176 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,971 from Your Honor through the probation officer"... 177 00:07:01,102 --> 00:07:02,320 You rat fuck! 178 00:07:02,451 --> 00:07:04,975 I'll fucking... I'll fucking kill you! 179 00:07:05,106 --> 00:07:06,241 Order! 180 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:07,718 I will fucking kill you! 181 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,330 - Remove him! - You fuck! 182 00:07:09,414 --> 00:07:10,927 I'll fucking kill you! 183 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:13,331 You fuck! I should've fucking killed you 184 00:07:13,462 --> 00:07:15,072 when I had the chance! 185 00:07:15,203 --> 00:07:16,729 - Get him out of here! - You fuck! 186 00:07:54,026 --> 00:07:55,026 Come in. 187 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,876 The partners brought these over for you to sign. 188 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,382 How are you settling in? 189 00:08:03,513 --> 00:08:04,862 Oh, you know. 190 00:08:04,992 --> 00:08:06,080 I know. 191 00:08:07,647 --> 00:08:10,302 Looking like you got a little sun. 192 00:08:10,432 --> 00:08:12,304 Oh, stop. 193 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:14,611 Any calls from the White House? 194 00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:20,051 They're probably just... 195 00:08:20,181 --> 00:08:22,227 busy. 196 00:08:22,357 --> 00:08:26,187 I ran two of Dick's campaigns, the ones he won. 197 00:08:27,188 --> 00:08:29,321 The least you'd think I could expect is to get 198 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:32,672 a goddamn fucking call back. 199 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:38,460 Oh, I never saw that one. 200 00:08:38,591 --> 00:08:40,419 Look at those two young men. 201 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:42,464 Not my best angle. 202 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:44,554 Oh, stop. You look handsome. 203 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,645 You know, I always wondered. 204 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:52,300 Do he and Pat ever... 205 00:08:53,563 --> 00:08:56,261 Oh. 206 00:08:56,391 --> 00:08:57,915 Not since Trish was born. 207 00:09:04,182 --> 00:09:05,444 Too bad. 208 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,666 And, uh, Mr. Mitchell, if you ever need anything, 209 00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:11,363 uh, I'm right outside your door. 210 00:09:11,493 --> 00:09:12,494 You know that, right? 211 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,845 Of course. Thank you, Diana. 212 00:09:41,654 --> 00:09:44,352 God damn it. 213 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,879 I'm sorry 214 00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:47,355 to bother you again, Mr. Mitchell, 215 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,126 but I-I think you should turn on the news. 216 00:09:52,622 --> 00:09:54,362 In what reads like a wish list 217 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:57,017 for the prosecution, James McCord's letter alleges 218 00:09:57,148 --> 00:10:00,151 a massive campaign of sabotage and obstruction 219 00:10:00,281 --> 00:10:02,109 on the part of the Nixon administration. 220 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,764 Reports from Capitol Hill cite Mr. McCord's letter 221 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,940 as a reason to open a Senate committee 222 00:10:07,071 --> 00:10:08,855 dedicated to the Watergate matter. 223 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:10,552 If that happens, both present 224 00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:12,859 and former members of the administration 225 00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:14,861 may become targets of the investigation. 226 00:10:14,992 --> 00:10:16,558 The news will come as a shock 227 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,560 to the newly re-elected president, 228 00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:20,571 who might have considered the burgeoning scandal 229 00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:22,260 safely behind him. 230 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,495 "Mr. McCord has joined lone voices 231 00:10:28,635 --> 00:10:31,029 "in the wilderness such as Martha Mitchell 232 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,445 "in publicly implicating the president's closest aides 233 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,059 in the Watergate break-in." 234 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,582 Well, at least now they will see 235 00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:39,020 I was right about the whole rotten lot of 'em. 236 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:39,846 Are you sure you don't want any? 237 00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:40,978 Yes, thank you. 238 00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:43,067 Mm. 239 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:45,852 Boy, they've really got 'em lined up now. 240 00:10:45,983 --> 00:10:47,680 Bunch of bowling pins. 241 00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:51,554 Martha, can we focus on the book? 242 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,469 I-I really wanna get some work done today. 243 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,037 Oh. Of course. 244 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,039 You have my undivided attention. 245 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,520 So, the Pine Bluffs records office 246 00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:03,743 didn't have a death certificate on file for your father... 247 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,916 Oh, Maria! Ooh! 248 00:11:07,222 --> 00:11:09,582 This is my good friend Maria from back in the New York days. 249 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,140 Maria, this is Winzola McLendon. 250 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:15,491 She is my biographer and a first-rate journalist. 251 00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:16,799 Right up there with Helen Thomas. 252 00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:20,148 A-a biography? 253 00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:24,021 Martha, you are too much for this town, I swear. 254 00:11:24,152 --> 00:11:25,892 Oh, guess who I ran into at the A&P. 255 00:11:26,023 --> 00:11:27,242 - Who? - Jay. 256 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,549 Jay, your son? 257 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,682 You said he was still in Vietnam. 258 00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:35,119 Oh, no, he's been stateside for a while now. 259 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,121 Living with all those Jews down in Baltimore. 260 00:11:37,252 --> 00:11:40,037 He's such a kind boy. Won the Silver Star, you know. 261 00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:41,865 Purple Heart. Now, did he mention to you 262 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:43,826 that he has moved in with that little girlfriend of his? 263 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,564 I darn near hit the roof. 264 00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,611 Can I interview him? For the book. 265 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,917 But you have me, the greatest source of all. 266 00:11:53,094 --> 00:11:56,706 Yes, it just might be interesting is all. 267 00:11:57,881 --> 00:11:59,407 Well, of course, if that's what you want to do, 268 00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:01,145 but I will give you a piece of advice. 269 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:02,625 If that little girlfriend of his 270 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,931 invites you over for dinner, take an entrée. 271 00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:06,585 She's a vegetarian. 272 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,024 Although there are reports that the convicted 273 00:12:11,155 --> 00:12:13,157 Watergate conspirators might be first 274 00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:15,551 to testify at the formal hearings, 275 00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:17,857 which begin a week from Thursday, 276 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,251 Ervin and Baker would only say that the witness list 277 00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:22,297 will be out later this week. 278 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:23,910 And the first set of hearings will last... 279 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,300 Hey there! 280 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,519 How's married life treating you, champ? 281 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,999 Uh, it's only been a week, 282 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,306 but so far, so good. 283 00:12:31,436 --> 00:12:32,829 Yeah, Mo is a-a little peeved 284 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,874 we had to stick around D.C., and, uh... 285 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,095 Oh, I'm so sorry you had to cancel your honeymoon. 286 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:41,011 Now this damn McCord letter's gotten everybody in a fright. 287 00:12:41,142 --> 00:12:42,450 Yeah, no, it's, uh... it's all right. 288 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:44,057 You know, we hadn't actually left yet, 289 00:12:44,188 --> 00:12:46,930 so it was just a matter of unpacking. 290 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,540 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:51,500 Well, still, the president, he feels awful about it. 292 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,893 He and the first lady would like to gift you 293 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,678 a little getaway weekend. 294 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,248 Something to tide you over until you and the missus 295 00:12:57,332 --> 00:12:59,203 can spring for the real honeymoon. 296 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,298 - You gotta be shitting me. - No. 297 00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:06,083 President never shits anyone about Camp David. 298 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:08,604 Here are the keys. 299 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,910 Directions, list of amenities should be included. 300 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,042 This is unbelievable. 301 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:16,002 I-I... thank you so, so much. I... 302 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,253 Oh, my God, Mo's gonna flip. 303 00:13:17,352 --> 00:13:19,354 I... this... I don't know what to say. 304 00:13:19,484 --> 00:13:21,007 - You earned it. No. - Oh. 305 00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:22,838 And look, it'll be good to have a little time away 306 00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:24,797 from the city to write that investigative report, right? 307 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:28,014 I'm sor... um... 308 00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:31,583 sorry, i-investigative report? 309 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,411 Oh, yeah. Did nobody tell you? 310 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,762 Oh, huh. Oh, okay. 311 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:39,112 No, it's just something, uh, Dick wants typed up. 312 00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:41,248 You know, some legalese that separates the White House 313 00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:42,725 from any involvement. 314 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,643 You know, boilerplate stuff, something to help 315 00:13:44,727 --> 00:13:46,685 put an end to all this Watergate fuss, but... 316 00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:48,818 Well, right, right. It-it-it's just, um... 317 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:50,211 Sir. 318 00:13:50,341 --> 00:13:51,908 It's Mitchell calling for you again. 319 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:53,475 Oh. 320 00:13:53,605 --> 00:13:55,390 Can you, uh, tell him I'm in a meeting, Kay? 321 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,785 - Yes, sir. - Please. Thank you. 322 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,176 Goddamn. 323 00:13:59,307 --> 00:14:02,005 That pathetic bastard. He just... he won't take a hint. 324 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:03,659 You know? 325 00:14:03,789 --> 00:14:05,487 Don't tell me he's been calling you too. 326 00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:08,490 Well, once or twice. I-I haven't actually answered. 327 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:11,319 Yeah, I tell you, he should do something useful 328 00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:13,495 and put a shovel to that embarrassment of a wife. 329 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,763 You-you go enjoy Camp David. 330 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,939 Uh, well, uh, as I was saying, sir, 331 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,897 um, you, uh... about that report... 332 00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,509 Yes. 333 00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:31,077 Do... you know, with all the r-renewed media scrutiny, 334 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,601 do you really think it's wise 335 00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:36,431 that I put my name on an investigative report 336 00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:40,130 without doing an actual investigation? 337 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,221 Hmm. 338 00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:47,746 Yeah, could seem a little fishy, huh? 339 00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:50,662 I mean, I-I-I could be indicted for obstruction of justice. 340 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:51,793 Technically. 341 00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:53,099 Right. Yeah. 342 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,971 No, you know what? Forget it. 343 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,886 Really? 344 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,412 The president would never wanna put you in a tough position. 345 00:14:58,496 --> 00:14:59,892 - Right. Of course, yeah. - Not at all. 346 00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:01,459 No, we got it covered, lover boy, all right? 347 00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,980 You go enjoy Camp David, all right? 348 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,983 I will. Thank you, sir. My goodness. 349 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,118 This is... this is incredible. Thank you. Thank you so much. 350 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,468 You're so welcome. No, you've earned it. 351 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:11,773 I'll send you a postcard. 352 00:15:11,857 --> 00:15:13,555 Okay, please do. 353 00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:14,295 - Thank you, sir. - All right. Have fun. 354 00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:15,513 Thank you. 355 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:36,668 Kay, could you be a doll, please, 356 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:38,710 and get me John Mitchell now? 357 00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:39,841 Thank you. 358 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,684 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 359 00:15:55,814 --> 00:15:56,989 Good day. 360 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120 Um... 361 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,432 firstly, I want to commend you on your excellent work 362 00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:03,518 as part of the Watergate task force. 363 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:06,477 There's a lot of armchair quarterbacks in this town, 364 00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:07,957 but I think we could all benefit 365 00:16:08,087 --> 00:16:10,220 from a lot more positive reinforcement. 366 00:16:10,351 --> 00:16:13,397 Am I right? This guy knows I'm right. 367 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:18,097 Secondly, you may hear some news 368 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,057 over the next few days 369 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:24,365 about my leadership, uh, of the bureau. 370 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,412 The last year or so, it seems I have been 371 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:33,243 in communication, um, with... 372 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,072 certain folks at the White House... 373 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:39,162 regarding the state of the investigation, 374 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,469 giving them... 375 00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,297 copies of the 302s and so forth. 376 00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:46,299 Copies of the 302s? 377 00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:48,040 - And... - Excuse me, sir. 378 00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:49,390 I'm sorry to interrupt. 379 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:55,091 You're not saying that you've been leaking our investigation 380 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:58,137 to the people we've been investigating. 381 00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,316 I mean, I wouldn't exactly, 382 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:07,016 but, uh, yeah, that's, uh, 383 00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:08,278 about right, yeah. 384 00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:10,454 That sounds, uh, accurate. 385 00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:15,503 And all that's gonna come out. 386 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:18,331 Uh, at this point, I think it might be in keeping 387 00:17:18,462 --> 00:17:20,682 with my desire to create 388 00:17:20,812 --> 00:17:24,337 a more open and, uh, inclusive working environment 389 00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:28,341 that I would open up, uh, the forum to some questions. 390 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:33,912 Which you-you can... 391 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:35,914 submit in writing to my secretary 392 00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:37,568 to be answered at a future date. 393 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,137 Un-fucking-believable. 394 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,313 Ah. 395 00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:45,244 Look at the time. I've gotta run to a meeting. 396 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:48,753 Uh, great work. Thank you. 397 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,842 Let's keep this going. 398 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,632 I can't believe it. 399 00:17:57,762 --> 00:17:58,762 I can. 400 00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:01,113 Fuck it. 401 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:03,289 If Gray's gonna be stuck doing damage control, 402 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,813 forget the protocol. 403 00:18:04,943 --> 00:18:06,783 Why don't we just start doing real police work? 404 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:23,135 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 405 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,965 ♪ I'm gonna Throw my troubles away... ♪ 406 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:39,717 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 407 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:46,376 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late... ♪ 408 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:48,334 Mr. and Mrs. Dean, welcome. 409 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:49,901 Hello. 410 00:18:50,075 --> 00:18:51,555 ♪ I need to spend some money ♪ 411 00:18:51,642 --> 00:18:53,035 ♪ And it just won't wait... ♪ 412 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,474 Welcome to Camp David, Mrs. Dean. 413 00:18:54,558 --> 00:18:56,342 Oh, my God. 414 00:18:56,517 --> 00:19:00,390 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 415 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:07,179 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 416 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:16,319 Oh, I thought I'd been cast off on an iceberg. 417 00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:19,017 John, welcome back. You've been missed. 418 00:19:19,148 --> 00:19:21,237 He's just been so busy lately. You know how he gets. 419 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,891 Well, I ought to. 420 00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:24,849 I am the poor bastard's best friend, aren't I? 421 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,638 Speak of the devil. 422 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:32,207 - Hey, John Mitchell. - Oh! 423 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,337 There he is. 424 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,947 John, great to see you. 425 00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:37,691 - Bob, hey John. - How are ya, chief? 426 00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:39,388 Chuck, what are you all doing here? 427 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:41,170 Where's the big enchilada? 428 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,522 Oh, Dick got pulled into an emergency meeting, 429 00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:43,955 but he sends his best. 430 00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:45,348 Yeah, have a seat. 431 00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,829 Uh, scotch? You prefer gin? 432 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,877 You know John Dean's the only faggot 433 00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:51,441 who drinks gin around here. 434 00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:56,881 Maybe I should schedule 435 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,582 when it's a better time for the president. 436 00:20:00,058 --> 00:20:01,498 That won't be necessary. 437 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,845 We could use your input on a couple of details 438 00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:05,107 he's been asking us about. 439 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,633 Yeah, couple sticky wickets. 440 00:20:06,717 --> 00:20:08,113 A few things you can clear up for us, sir. 441 00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:09,636 Mm-hmm, what-what-what do you... what do you got? 442 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,722 Well, for instance... 443 00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,333 this Gordon Liddy character. 444 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,249 Now, he was part of your outfit at CREEP, correct? 445 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,295 Him, Hunt, and McCord? 446 00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:20,818 You've met Liddy. 447 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,953 You've all met Liddy. 448 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,697 Hmm. I don't recall that. 449 00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,307 No. Me neither. 450 00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,483 Drawing a complete blank. 451 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,845 Maybe you could just refresh us on exactly 452 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,492 - how you recruited him. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,578 You know, in fact, 454 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,320 might be best if you just took us 455 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,670 through the whole planning and operation 456 00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:48,457 - of the thing from your end. - Just for clarity. 457 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,805 Just we can see how it all came together. 458 00:20:50,935 --> 00:20:53,851 You put the ball in motion on this thing, correct? 459 00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:55,290 The break-in was your brainchild, right? 460 00:20:55,374 --> 00:20:56,419 That's right. 461 00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:11,564 You know, John... 462 00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,306 ...I'm-I'm a little fuzzy on it. 463 00:21:14,437 --> 00:21:18,267 In fact, the only break-in I can remember is, uh... 464 00:21:18,397 --> 00:21:19,398 the Ellsberg. 465 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,183 That was your job, right? 466 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,534 And, Bob, weren't you point on that plan 467 00:21:24,665 --> 00:21:26,797 to firebomb the Brookings Institute? 468 00:21:26,928 --> 00:21:29,278 Or-or was that you, Chuck? 469 00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:30,888 It was a shame that one didn't happen. 470 00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:33,021 I-I thought there'd be a great weenie roast. 471 00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:37,329 All right. 472 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,680 And then there's those nights where... 473 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,203 where we all sat up, 474 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,684 trying to figure out how to secretly bomb 475 00:21:43,814 --> 00:21:45,207 the fuck out of Cambodia. 476 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,036 I think we get the point. 477 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,344 Have you got the point, 478 00:21:49,428 --> 00:21:50,734 or you need it fucked up your ass 479 00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:53,258 and broken off on the other end? 480 00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:07,446 I was fucking with you. 481 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,447 Yup. You're so tense. 482 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,101 You fucker. 483 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,887 He's fucking with us! 484 00:22:13,017 --> 00:22:15,280 All right, well, uh, I think that's about it. 485 00:22:15,411 --> 00:22:17,848 Thanks for coming in, you friendless sack of shit. 486 00:22:17,979 --> 00:22:20,071 I have enjoyed every minute of it, you fuck-for-brains. 487 00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:21,376 Can't wait for this one 488 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,940 to be frog-marched to prison, huh? 489 00:22:23,071 --> 00:22:24,379 You talentless bunch of shit-gibbons 490 00:22:24,463 --> 00:22:26,161 are more likely to be the first there. 491 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,513 What do you think? What do you think? 492 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,424 Get ass cancer and die. 493 00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:29,642 Bye-bye, now. 494 00:22:33,211 --> 00:22:35,474 Wait. Are there microphones in here? 495 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,346 - Jesus, Chuck. - Wh-which... 496 00:22:37,476 --> 00:22:38,698 They're in here, right? They're in there. 497 00:22:38,782 --> 00:22:40,044 That's where they are. 498 00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:41,959 Oval Office. 499 00:22:57,148 --> 00:22:59,281 Oh, no. 500 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,717 No, no, no. 501 00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:02,763 - No, no. - Mr. Magruder! 502 00:23:02,893 --> 00:23:04,590 How you doing today? 503 00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:05,856 I don't know if we've formally met. 504 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:08,072 I'm Special Agent Angelo Lano. 505 00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:10,031 This is my partner, Paul Magallanes. 506 00:23:10,161 --> 00:23:12,079 - No way. No way. Thank you. - What's going on? 507 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:13,338 I-I know who you are. 508 00:23:13,469 --> 00:23:14,949 I've seen you around. I gotta go. 509 00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:16,599 I gotta pick up my kid for the dentist. 510 00:23:20,258 --> 00:23:21,658 Well, we were wondering 511 00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:22,957 if you could help us clear up 512 00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:24,352 some of the illicit communications 513 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,004 between CREEP and FBI Director Gray. 514 00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:29,183 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, uh, Pancho Villa, 515 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,660 because I-I don't know anything 516 00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,489 about any secret, uh, communications... 517 00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,970 illicit communications with the FBI. 518 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,798 So why don't you two, you know, buzz off? 519 00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,106 Mr. Magruder, I know you don't wanna 520 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:41,149 find yourself on the business end 521 00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,804 of a 14-year sentence for obstruction of justice. 522 00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:45,547 - Hey, okay. - Or do you? 523 00:23:45,631 --> 00:23:47,636 Okay, I know what you're trying to do here, all right? 524 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,158 You think that you can, uh, you know, just intimidate me 525 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:52,638 because I'm just gonna roll over 526 00:23:52,769 --> 00:23:54,009 and let you fuck me up the ass. 527 00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:57,469 Yeah. That's right. That's right. 528 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,560 You wanna come here to my place of business, 529 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,084 and you wanna fuck me. 530 00:24:03,214 --> 00:24:04,854 You wanna fuck me up the ass. Both of you. 531 00:24:06,827 --> 00:24:08,916 Please get yourselves off of my Oldsmobile. 532 00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:10,482 All right. 533 00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:12,183 Maybe it's time we give the poor guy a break. 534 00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:13,706 - He's not talking. - No? You don't think so? 535 00:24:13,790 --> 00:24:15,183 I don't think so. 536 00:24:15,313 --> 00:24:16,578 That's too bad, because the first one 537 00:24:16,662 --> 00:24:18,708 who talks gets sweetheart deal, right? 538 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,492 That's right. 539 00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:23,017 I don't want the sweetheart deal. 540 00:24:23,147 --> 00:24:25,149 Man of steel, gotta give him that. 541 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,934 Fort fucking Knox. 542 00:24:27,064 --> 00:24:28,500 We'll see you soon. 543 00:24:28,631 --> 00:24:30,720 Why? Why would you see me? 544 00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:32,809 I don't... I don't know anything. 545 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,203 Did you not hear me tell you? 546 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,380 I am ignorant of what you are talking about. 547 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,861 You fuck me, I fuck you. 548 00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:41,600 - All right. - Yup. 549 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,775 I fuck you. 550 00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:47,868 See you soon, Jeb. 551 00:24:52,176 --> 00:24:55,005 "True Love Leaves No Traces" playing... 552 00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:05,559 I wouldn't be the first, right? 553 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,719 ♪ As the mist ♪ 554 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:14,850 Mine are flawless 555 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:17,201 ♪ Leaves no scar ♪ 556 00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:22,641 ♪ On the dark green hill ♪ 557 00:25:23,904 --> 00:25:25,209 ♪ So my body ♪ 558 00:25:27,342 --> 00:25:30,606 ♪ Leaves no scar on you ♪ 559 00:25:32,913 --> 00:25:34,697 ♪ And never will ♪ 560 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,700 Oh, shit. 561 00:25:37,874 --> 00:25:39,096 ♪ Through windows ♪ 562 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:42,531 ♪ In the dark... ♪ 563 00:25:42,661 --> 00:25:43,661 Oh, great! 564 00:25:45,273 --> 00:25:47,275 ♪ The children go ♪ 565 00:25:48,929 --> 00:25:51,235 ♪ Like arrows ♪ 566 00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:53,455 ♪ With no targets ♪ 567 00:25:54,935 --> 00:25:56,849 ♪ Like shackles... ♪ 568 00:25:56,980 --> 00:26:00,462 Oh, my God. 569 00:26:01,942 --> 00:26:03,682 That was mean. 570 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,470 ♪ True love leaves no traces ♪ 571 00:26:05,554 --> 00:26:07,251 Oh! 572 00:26:07,425 --> 00:26:10,733 ♪ If you and I are one ♪ 573 00:26:13,388 --> 00:26:16,826 ♪ It's lost In our embraces... ♪ 574 00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:19,832 We'll probably be the first people 575 00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:20,830 to ever have sex here. 576 00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:28,707 They're-they're beaming these in from a-a satellite? 577 00:26:30,187 --> 00:26:31,710 - This one's from Japan. - Mm. 578 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,190 Isn't that far out? 579 00:26:39,762 --> 00:26:40,850 Hey, what's wrong? 580 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:48,466 My mother is such a complicated woman, 581 00:26:48,597 --> 00:26:51,730 but she would always tell me that she knew 582 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,605 that she was going to spend the rest of her life 583 00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:55,734 with my father from the moment that she met him, 584 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,346 and I was always looking for that exact same feeling 585 00:26:58,476 --> 00:27:00,652 and so worried that I didn't feel it 586 00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,003 or couldn't feel it at all and... 587 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:04,743 And you felt it when you met me. 588 00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,093 No, that's what I'm saying. 589 00:27:06,223 --> 00:27:10,097 I, at first, hated you so much, so much. 590 00:27:10,227 --> 00:27:12,838 Oh, it was overwhelming. You must've felt that, John. 591 00:27:14,362 --> 00:27:18,322 But then I got to know you, and all of a sudden, I... 592 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:25,938 ...I just... I don't know. 593 00:27:26,069 --> 00:27:27,984 It's not anything like my mom said it would be. 594 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,943 I feel like I'm only capable 595 00:27:31,074 --> 00:27:32,945 of loving you desperately 596 00:27:33,076 --> 00:27:34,076 or hating your guts, 597 00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:37,385 which I still do some afternoons. 598 00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:39,169 That's not very romantic, is it? 599 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:42,085 I... you know what it is? I'm drunk. 600 00:27:42,216 --> 00:27:43,263 - No. - That's all it is. 601 00:27:43,347 --> 00:27:45,958 You're-you're scared. 602 00:27:46,089 --> 00:27:47,482 I don't know. Maybe. 603 00:27:47,612 --> 00:27:50,006 It's okay. It's okay. I'm scared too. 604 00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,704 I've never been here before. I don't know how all this ends. 605 00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:56,839 But I know that we're here. We made it this far. 606 00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:59,755 We're at Camp David. 607 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,325 I don't know, I thought getting married 608 00:28:04,455 --> 00:28:07,415 was supposed to take away the fear. 609 00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:10,157 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 610 00:28:10,287 --> 00:28:12,507 Oh. 611 00:28:12,637 --> 00:28:15,771 Is that Mama Cass? 612 00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:18,168 Refill on your drink, Mrs. Kennedy? 613 00:28:18,252 --> 00:28:20,123 That sounds... yeah. 614 00:28:20,254 --> 00:28:22,256 Why don't you make it a double? 615 00:28:22,386 --> 00:28:24,475 Oh, I serve at the pleasure of the president. 616 00:28:44,104 --> 00:28:46,149 The investigation should be thorough 617 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,195 and aboveboard. 618 00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:50,240 - And second... - Your boyfriend's on. 619 00:28:50,371 --> 00:28:52,202 ...that if there were any higher involvement, 620 00:28:52,286 --> 00:28:54,853 we should get the facts out first. 621 00:28:56,159 --> 00:28:58,161 White House counsel John Dean has been assigned 622 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:00,729 to monitor these investigations. 623 00:29:00,859 --> 00:29:02,774 I entrusted the task of getting me 624 00:29:02,905 --> 00:29:05,037 the written report to Mr. Dean. 625 00:29:05,168 --> 00:29:06,996 Whatever the facts might be, 626 00:29:07,127 --> 00:29:10,652 I wanted the White House to be the first to make them public. 627 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,309 - Shall we march? - Yeah. 628 00:29:12,393 --> 00:29:14,221 In the streets! In the streets! 629 00:29:14,351 --> 00:29:16,397 - All right. - Free Martha Mitchell! 630 00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:18,312 Free Martha Mitchell! 631 00:29:18,442 --> 00:29:20,227 I have put down the only earrings 632 00:29:20,357 --> 00:29:22,664 that go with this necklace, and I just cannot... 633 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,535 Now I'm late. 634 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,362 ...here on the par-three golf course 635 00:29:25,493 --> 00:29:27,190 on Monday night... 636 00:29:27,321 --> 00:29:28,713 You have been moping for weeks 637 00:29:28,844 --> 00:29:32,108 while I have been out defending our reputation. 638 00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,153 Oh. 639 00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:34,763 From where I sit, 640 00:29:34,893 --> 00:29:37,331 looks a bit more self-serving than that. 641 00:29:37,461 --> 00:29:39,420 Self-serving? 642 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,465 Look at these freaks. 643 00:29:41,596 --> 00:29:44,294 Free Martha Mitchell! 644 00:29:44,425 --> 00:29:47,993 You're practically a teen idol, just what you always wanted. 645 00:29:49,212 --> 00:29:51,475 That'll goose book sales. 646 00:29:51,606 --> 00:29:53,042 We're looking at boarding schools. 647 00:29:53,173 --> 00:29:54,870 Be sure to clear your schedule. 648 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,962 Diana'll take care of that. 649 00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,482 She's very attentive. 650 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:06,925 Don't, uh, let Marty stay up too late. 651 00:30:08,449 --> 00:30:10,668 And there's pot roast in the kitchen if you get hungry. 652 00:30:12,235 --> 00:30:14,019 I won't. 653 00:30:18,937 --> 00:30:20,504 What the hell, Bob? 654 00:30:20,635 --> 00:30:22,114 Come on, you... 655 00:30:22,245 --> 00:30:24,726 No, you said I didn't have to write that report. 656 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:26,078 Well, the president's plastering it 657 00:30:26,162 --> 00:30:27,294 all over the news. 658 00:30:27,424 --> 00:30:28,515 That's-that's my name out there. 659 00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:29,992 I could go to jail for this. 660 00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:32,951 Listen. I am on your side. 661 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,824 But Dick just isn't gonna budge on this. 662 00:30:35,954 --> 00:30:38,130 If you nut up and do the right thing, 663 00:30:38,261 --> 00:30:40,829 then it'll just be a lot easier for everyone. 664 00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,134 Is-is that a threat? 665 00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:43,788 Of course not, buddy. 666 00:30:43,919 --> 00:30:46,095 I just want to help you get out of your own way. 667 00:30:46,226 --> 00:30:47,705 I hope you're having fun up there. 668 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:51,231 No, Bob. Bob? Bob? 669 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,151 What song is sung at a dress-up party on Fire Island? 670 00:30:58,629 --> 00:31:00,936 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 671 00:31:07,682 --> 00:31:11,555 I feel like something's going on. 672 00:31:20,085 --> 00:31:21,261 Whoo-ooh. 673 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:37,059 Somebody was hungry. 674 00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,956 I just... I feel strong when I'm with you. 675 00:32:05,087 --> 00:32:06,697 Like I can do anything. 676 00:32:06,828 --> 00:32:08,438 Oh, John. 677 00:32:08,569 --> 00:32:09,616 When we're in the office together, 678 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,441 I can barely stand it. 679 00:32:11,572 --> 00:32:14,401 I want you inside me so badly. 680 00:32:14,531 --> 00:32:17,578 Mm. Soon. 681 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,188 We'll book a room at the Roosevelt 682 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:21,059 and sneak off. 683 00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:26,456 Oh, my God, John. 684 00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:43,125 You really think this is gonna work, 685 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,040 just sitting here like this? 686 00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:46,998 Oh, yeah. 687 00:32:47,129 --> 00:32:48,478 Big-time. 688 00:32:48,609 --> 00:32:51,002 Once we had this potential witness 689 00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:52,439 in a white-collar case. 690 00:32:52,569 --> 00:32:54,223 Criminal mastermind like this guy here. 691 00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:56,181 We did everything to get him to talk, 692 00:32:56,312 --> 00:32:57,444 but nothing worked. 693 00:32:57,574 --> 00:32:58,880 Then my partner gets this idea, 694 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,058 stake out his house for the weekend 695 00:33:00,142 --> 00:33:02,013 just for the fuck of it. 696 00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:05,060 I'm telling you, within seven hours, 697 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:08,237 this asshole comes out to the car and says he'll talk. 698 00:33:08,368 --> 00:33:10,892 - Wow. - Yeah. 699 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:12,549 It's one thing to feel like a criminal when you're alone. 700 00:33:12,633 --> 00:33:13,982 It's another thing to feel it 701 00:33:14,112 --> 00:33:15,766 when you're with your wife, your children. 702 00:33:15,897 --> 00:33:20,423 It feels invasive somehow, unbearable. 703 00:33:20,554 --> 00:33:22,469 He'll be singing to the special prosecutor 704 00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:24,601 by tomorrow morning. 705 00:33:24,732 --> 00:33:26,690 Deputy campaign director. 706 00:33:26,821 --> 00:33:28,257 Guy shouldn't be deputy director 707 00:33:28,388 --> 00:33:31,129 of a fuckin' White Castle. 708 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:33,480 It... this is some charmed gringo shit right here. 709 00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:36,831 - That's what that is. - What do you mean, gringo shit? 710 00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:38,705 You saw when new assignments went up last week, right? 711 00:33:38,789 --> 00:33:40,182 Yeah. 712 00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:41,096 All the Hispanic guys got shit jobs, right? 713 00:33:41,226 --> 00:33:42,226 Well... 714 00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:43,664 - Well? - Yeah. 715 00:33:43,794 --> 00:33:46,754 - Translation. Transcription. - Okay. 716 00:33:46,884 --> 00:33:48,367 You know what they used to call guys like me 717 00:33:48,451 --> 00:33:49,544 - when I was at the Academy? - What? 718 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,716 The Taco Squad. 719 00:33:50,801 --> 00:33:52,237 Don't laugh. 720 00:33:52,368 --> 00:33:54,152 That's cafeteria shit-talk. 721 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,283 It's not a big thing. 722 00:33:56,459 --> 00:33:58,896 So you're telling me 723 00:33:59,027 --> 00:34:01,943 it wouldn't get under your skin if you were part of the... 724 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,380 I don't know, the-the-the Dago Division? 725 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:09,820 Look, I'm just sayin', 726 00:34:09,951 --> 00:34:13,563 we're all jockeying for a spot at the trough, right? 727 00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:16,044 Even Sergeant Dickhead over here. 728 00:34:16,174 --> 00:34:18,481 You have to drink something. 729 00:34:18,612 --> 00:34:20,831 - It's a hot one. - Yeah. 730 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:24,531 Okay. 731 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,979 Why didn't you tell me about this, John? 732 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,197 I don't know. 733 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:42,330 I'm such an idiot. 734 00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:45,160 I just... I thought if I... 735 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,422 if I kept it all a secret, 736 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:49,164 then eventually, it would just... 737 00:34:49,294 --> 00:34:50,470 go away. 738 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,210 That's the logic of a five-year-old. 739 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:53,821 I'm-I'm-I'm your wife. 740 00:34:53,951 --> 00:34:55,257 That's not really how this works. 741 00:34:55,387 --> 00:34:57,389 I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 742 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,783 Okay, so this investigative report 743 00:34:59,914 --> 00:35:01,274 that Haldeman wants you to write... 744 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:04,309 I told you the report is a sham. 745 00:35:05,746 --> 00:35:09,401 If I write it, I am the first official 746 00:35:09,532 --> 00:35:11,450 with knowledge of the cover-up to lie about it publicly. 747 00:35:11,534 --> 00:35:12,404 That is what they want. 748 00:35:12,535 --> 00:35:14,232 They wanna pin it on me 749 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:17,105 so that they can squash any more investigations. 750 00:35:17,235 --> 00:35:18,915 What happens if you refuse to do that? 751 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,674 Wha... if I ref... 752 00:35:20,804 --> 00:35:23,328 Th-they'll draw and quarter me in the press. 753 00:35:23,459 --> 00:35:24,721 They'll destroy me. 754 00:35:24,852 --> 00:35:26,723 You don't know what kind of tools 755 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,551 they have at their disposal, Mo. 756 00:35:28,682 --> 00:35:30,205 I should know, I've used them. 757 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:33,382 Oh, my God. Stop talking. 758 00:35:33,513 --> 00:35:34,753 I know I let you down. I-I'm... 759 00:35:34,862 --> 00:35:35,866 I-I didn't mean to keep things from you. 760 00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,734 I just... it all got out of hand. 761 00:35:37,865 --> 00:35:38,865 Okay. 762 00:35:40,694 --> 00:35:43,218 I'm only gonna say this one time, okay? 763 00:35:43,348 --> 00:35:46,526 You cannot ever do this to me again, ever. 764 00:35:47,831 --> 00:35:48,832 I know. 765 00:35:50,486 --> 00:35:51,835 Okay. 766 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,795 Now, you obviously can't write that report, 767 00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:56,539 and we cannot let them drag you through the press. 768 00:35:56,623 --> 00:35:58,276 So what's the third option? 769 00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:00,801 I-I can't just walk 770 00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:02,629 into the special prosecutor's office. 771 00:36:02,759 --> 00:36:04,152 Why not? 772 00:36:04,282 --> 00:36:06,241 Because I'm-I'm at the center of this thing. 773 00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:07,895 I'm the bad guy. 774 00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:09,943 Well, what if you're the guy who saw an injustice 775 00:36:10,027 --> 00:36:11,507 and decided to do something about it? 776 00:36:12,595 --> 00:36:14,641 Wh-what do you mean? 777 00:36:14,771 --> 00:36:17,339 I'm saying... okay, if you come out against these people, 778 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,776 these criminals, 779 00:36:19,907 --> 00:36:21,822 you no longer have a legal problem, right? 780 00:36:21,952 --> 00:36:24,607 You have, what, a-a-a PR problem. 781 00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:25,738 And you know what? 782 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:27,262 I-I've spent my entire life 783 00:36:27,392 --> 00:36:29,656 creating versions of myself to please people 784 00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:31,222 to get what I want, 785 00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:33,442 and what I want is for you not to go to jail. 786 00:36:33,573 --> 00:36:36,488 So we just... 787 00:36:36,619 --> 00:36:38,621 teach you how to do that. 788 00:36:38,752 --> 00:36:40,492 We're gonna have you tell the truth 789 00:36:40,623 --> 00:36:43,234 in a way that America likes you. 790 00:36:43,365 --> 00:36:44,978 Create a version of you that people can see themselves in. 791 00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:46,847 I think that's how we win this, John. 792 00:36:46,977 --> 00:36:48,457 That's how we get free. 793 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:51,895 You just have to trust me. 794 00:36:52,026 --> 00:36:53,244 Oh. 795 00:36:56,334 --> 00:36:58,772 I mean, do you trust me? 796 00:36:58,902 --> 00:36:59,902 Yes. 797 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:07,302 I love you... so much. 798 00:37:12,089 --> 00:37:13,529 Thank you both so much for meeting me. 799 00:37:13,613 --> 00:37:15,702 Oh, thank you. 800 00:37:15,832 --> 00:37:17,355 Um, I would offer you some, 801 00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:19,706 but I-I hear that you're a vegetarian. 802 00:37:19,836 --> 00:37:22,404 Martha told you that? 803 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:23,710 Fantastic. 804 00:37:26,364 --> 00:37:28,366 So, um, listen, Jay, 805 00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:29,980 I was surprised when your mom mentioned 806 00:37:30,064 --> 00:37:31,805 that you were back from overseas. 807 00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:36,157 Well, actually, I've been back a few years now. 808 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,683 My mother sometimes likes to tell people 809 00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:39,551 from the press I'm still fighting. 810 00:37:39,682 --> 00:37:41,553 You know, exaggerate for effect. 811 00:37:41,684 --> 00:37:43,033 Drunks tend to do that. 812 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:48,473 Um, and I have here that your father, Clyde, 813 00:37:48,604 --> 00:37:50,432 divorced your mother in 1957. 814 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:51,912 Yeah, that's right. 815 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:54,566 I-I guess she met Mr. Mitchell the year before, 816 00:37:54,697 --> 00:37:57,004 and, um, I was nine, 817 00:37:57,134 --> 00:37:58,486 so I-I don't really know much about that. 818 00:37:58,570 --> 00:37:59,570 Okay. 819 00:38:01,008 --> 00:38:04,054 And, um, what can you tell me about growing up with your mom? 820 00:38:04,185 --> 00:38:07,014 Um, anything will help, um, you know, 821 00:38:07,144 --> 00:38:08,671 memories, anecdotes, that sort of thing. 822 00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:13,324 Yeah, yeah. Uh, oof. Well... 823 00:38:13,455 --> 00:38:16,501 Look, there is a reason why Martha never talks about Jay. 824 00:38:16,632 --> 00:38:17,938 - Well... - It's because 825 00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:19,420 she left him behind with everything else 826 00:38:19,504 --> 00:38:21,550 from her past that she'd prefer to forget. 827 00:38:21,681 --> 00:38:23,987 - I-I'm sorry? - Sharon... 828 00:38:24,118 --> 00:38:26,337 She is a selfish, troubled woman 829 00:38:26,468 --> 00:38:29,079 who happened to raise a sensitive and loving son. 830 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:30,562 But I don't credit that to her mothering 831 00:38:30,646 --> 00:38:31,966 any more than I credit a hurricane 832 00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:34,128 for the next sunny day. 833 00:38:34,258 --> 00:38:35,607 Understand? 834 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Yeah. 835 00:38:39,046 --> 00:38:40,830 Right. 836 00:38:40,961 --> 00:38:43,615 Now, if you will excuse me, I have to use the ladies' room. 837 00:38:53,538 --> 00:38:54,801 Sorry about that. 838 00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:56,803 She's just a little protective of me. 839 00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:58,152 That's okay. 840 00:38:58,282 --> 00:38:59,893 Strong women tend to be that way. 841 00:39:03,113 --> 00:39:04,913 I brought something that I wanted to give you. 842 00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:10,123 It's just some things of my mother's 843 00:39:10,207 --> 00:39:12,427 that I've collected over the years. 844 00:39:12,557 --> 00:39:14,559 Old photos. 845 00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:16,518 Stuff she left behind. 846 00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,781 Uh, maybe it might help with your book. 847 00:39:19,739 --> 00:39:20,783 Of course. 848 00:39:20,914 --> 00:39:22,698 Thank-thank you so much. That's... 849 00:39:22,829 --> 00:39:24,352 So how's she doing, anyway? 850 00:39:25,745 --> 00:39:27,268 She's fine. 851 00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:30,488 Yeah, she's playing a pretty dangerous game 852 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,186 with the press right now, 853 00:39:32,316 --> 00:39:36,451 antagonizing the White House like that, but, uh... 854 00:39:36,581 --> 00:39:38,975 she's tough, your mom. 855 00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:41,673 You know, she has a way of, um, 856 00:39:41,804 --> 00:39:43,545 working against herself. 857 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,068 Yeah, that sounds like her. 858 00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:46,678 There are days when I think 859 00:39:46,809 --> 00:39:49,638 I should just move on and cover something else, 860 00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:53,685 but she calls me up and wins me over, so... 861 00:39:53,816 --> 00:39:57,472 Look, I know my mom is a lot to handle... 862 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,564 ...but don't give up on her. 863 00:40:06,786 --> 00:40:08,396 Thank you. 864 00:40:14,489 --> 00:40:16,970 Martha, if we don't leave now, we're gonna be late. 865 00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:20,941 Great, it's a boarding school tour, 866 00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:22,627 not La Scala. Come on. 867 00:40:22,758 --> 00:40:24,325 Well, I have to wear it somewhere. 868 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,286 Otherwise, it's a waste, and you never take me anywhere. 869 00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:27,723 Zolton's been waiting an hour down there. 870 00:40:27,807 --> 00:40:29,460 You're awfully grumpy. Up late? 871 00:40:29,591 --> 00:40:31,158 Not now. 872 00:40:31,288 --> 00:40:32,640 I'll take a number like everybody else. 873 00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,074 What are we up to now? 874 00:40:34,204 --> 00:40:34,901 Don't listen to your mother. 875 00:40:35,031 --> 00:40:36,467 She's full of stories. 876 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,687 And gin. 877 00:40:39,906 --> 00:40:41,693 I'd have to be drunk to put up with you. 878 00:40:50,177 --> 00:40:51,355 These are our social grounds, 879 00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:53,833 a place to relax with new friends. 880 00:40:55,835 --> 00:40:58,533 - Eyes forward. - Stop it. 881 00:40:58,663 --> 00:41:00,146 I'd say they're all too young for you, 882 00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:01,797 but you never listen to your wife. 883 00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:03,581 We are not gonna do this here. 884 00:41:04,887 --> 00:41:06,019 Oh, I think that one 885 00:41:06,149 --> 00:41:07,371 might have her learner's permit. 886 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,764 Over this way, you'll see the sports courts. 887 00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:15,811 We believe a healthy body promotes a healthy mind. 888 00:41:15,942 --> 00:41:18,553 Mm, maybe I should take a lover too, 889 00:41:18,683 --> 00:41:20,381 take the pressure off. 890 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:21,864 You're the one that keeps creating the pressure, 891 00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:24,037 the one on television every second of the day. 892 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:25,473 Shh. 893 00:41:25,603 --> 00:41:26,825 Well, I wouldn't have to go on TV 894 00:41:26,909 --> 00:41:28,189 if you had the guts to speak out. 895 00:41:28,302 --> 00:41:31,000 Oh, God. Not this again. I can't take it anymore. 896 00:41:31,131 --> 00:41:33,133 Hey. Could you guys keep it down? 897 00:41:33,263 --> 00:41:34,786 Keep yourself down, buddy. 898 00:41:34,917 --> 00:41:36,658 - Excuse me? - Come on, Martha. 899 00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,007 There are children here. 900 00:41:38,138 --> 00:41:39,490 Tell them to mind their own damn business. 901 00:41:39,574 --> 00:41:41,881 Hey, pal, might wanna handle your wife. 902 00:41:42,011 --> 00:41:43,752 - The hell you say to me? - Dad. 903 00:41:43,883 --> 00:41:45,061 Maybe this is the reason 904 00:41:45,145 --> 00:41:46,842 the president canned you, asshole. 905 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:48,325 How dare you speak to my husband like that? 906 00:41:48,409 --> 00:41:49,149 If I can direct your attention 907 00:41:49,279 --> 00:41:50,411 to the field hockey area? 908 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:51,719 What are you gonna do, lady? 909 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:53,069 You gonna go on TV and make a sucker 910 00:41:53,153 --> 00:41:53,675 out of me like you did to your husband? 911 00:41:53,805 --> 00:41:56,286 Stop it. Stop it. 912 00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:59,376 You smug little prick. 913 00:41:59,507 --> 00:42:00,598 Dad. 914 00:42:00,682 --> 00:42:01,944 Oh! 915 00:42:08,516 --> 00:42:09,916 - Jackass. - Jerk. 916 00:42:14,739 --> 00:42:16,045 You all right, darling? 917 00:42:16,176 --> 00:42:18,091 Mitchell. Oh! 918 00:42:18,221 --> 00:42:19,483 Dad? 919 00:42:19,614 --> 00:42:20,354 Somebody get a doctor, please. 920 00:42:20,484 --> 00:42:22,312 Somebody get a doctor. 921 00:42:22,443 --> 00:42:24,836 What's wrong? What's happening? 922 00:42:24,967 --> 00:42:27,274 Just catch your breath. Just catch your breath. 923 00:42:27,404 --> 00:42:29,450 Daddy, what's wrong? 924 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,365 Daddy, are you okay? 925 00:42:47,947 --> 00:42:49,165 Fuck. 926 00:42:49,296 --> 00:42:50,079 They not teach you to use a waste bin 927 00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:51,298 at the Academy? My word. 928 00:42:51,428 --> 00:42:54,518 Uh, Mrs.-Mrs. Magruder. 929 00:42:54,649 --> 00:42:56,694 Hello. May, uh... 930 00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:59,175 can we... can we help you? 931 00:42:59,306 --> 00:43:01,873 My husband, he suffers from the nocturia. 932 00:43:02,787 --> 00:43:03,875 Um... 933 00:43:04,006 --> 00:43:05,312 - what? - The what? 934 00:43:05,442 --> 00:43:06,791 Nocturia. 935 00:43:06,922 --> 00:43:08,750 It's a medical term for an over active bladder 936 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,491 brought on by anxiety. 937 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,581 So when he's nervous, he has to pee, and so he pees. 938 00:43:13,711 --> 00:43:15,629 But right away, he immediately gets this burning sensation 939 00:43:15,713 --> 00:43:17,280 like he has to go again. 940 00:43:17,411 --> 00:43:19,630 It's just a trick his mind is playing on him. 941 00:43:19,761 --> 00:43:21,806 Uh... 942 00:43:21,937 --> 00:43:23,765 I'm-I'm sorry, Mrs. Magruder... 943 00:43:23,895 --> 00:43:25,419 Call me Gail. 944 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:28,944 Uh, sure, Gail. 945 00:43:29,075 --> 00:43:31,294 Why are you telling us this? 946 00:43:31,425 --> 00:43:32,817 Mmm. 947 00:43:33,818 --> 00:43:37,170 Because ever since the two of you amateurs 948 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,737 have been sitting outside of my house, 949 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,827 Jeb has been inside going back and forth to the restroom 950 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:45,134 as if it's an Olympic sport. 951 00:43:45,265 --> 00:43:47,702 The poor dummy is convinced you boys are gonna haul him off 952 00:43:47,832 --> 00:43:50,226 to some secret prison in Bolivia or something. 953 00:43:50,357 --> 00:43:52,533 He can't stop peeing. It's driving me crazy. 954 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:55,014 Well, we sympathize with you, Gail. 955 00:43:55,144 --> 00:43:58,669 But if Jeb didn't want anyone looking over his shoulder, 956 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,239 maybe he shouldn't have gotten himself involved 957 00:44:00,323 --> 00:44:03,109 in a criminal conspiracy. 958 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,111 You're not listening to me. 959 00:44:05,241 --> 00:44:08,375 My husband is not an intelligent man. 960 00:44:08,505 --> 00:44:10,116 Yeah. 961 00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:11,772 But he knows how to do the right thing. 962 00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:14,816 A few days ago, I was this close to convincing him 963 00:44:14,946 --> 00:44:17,079 to go to talk to the special prosecutor. 964 00:44:17,210 --> 00:44:19,386 And then you two boneheads showed up. 965 00:44:20,996 --> 00:44:22,824 Wait a minute. You're saying... 966 00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:24,173 Get the fuck out of here, 967 00:44:24,304 --> 00:44:25,784 unless your goal is to send my husband 968 00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:27,176 into a piss-induced coma! 969 00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:35,097 Give me a day. 970 00:44:35,228 --> 00:44:36,588 And if Jeb doesn't turn himself in, 971 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:38,405 you boys can camp here all fucking month. 972 00:44:42,670 --> 00:44:44,367 She just took our pizza. 973 00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,030 Hello. 974 00:45:04,866 --> 00:45:05,997 Martha? 975 00:45:11,568 --> 00:45:12,830 Martha? 976 00:45:21,056 --> 00:45:22,797 Marty? 977 00:45:22,927 --> 00:45:24,103 Hey, honey. 978 00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:27,062 Where's your mom? 979 00:45:44,427 --> 00:45:45,427 Hello. 980 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,084 Martha? 981 00:45:54,568 --> 00:45:55,568 Hey. 982 00:46:00,617 --> 00:46:03,054 I, um... 983 00:46:03,185 --> 00:46:04,621 I heard that John had an incident. 984 00:46:04,752 --> 00:46:05,796 Is he, uh... 985 00:46:05,927 --> 00:46:08,321 Just his blood pressure. 986 00:46:08,451 --> 00:46:10,323 He's gonna be fine. 987 00:46:10,453 --> 00:46:11,672 Oh, okay. 988 00:46:13,108 --> 00:46:14,979 Uh... 989 00:46:15,110 --> 00:46:16,981 well, I spoke with Jay. 990 00:46:17,112 --> 00:46:19,114 He-he's doing well, 991 00:46:19,245 --> 00:46:20,510 and you were right about his girlfriend. 992 00:46:20,594 --> 00:46:22,813 - She's... - Why are you here? 993 00:46:22,944 --> 00:46:23,944 What? 994 00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:28,036 Why are you here in my room? 995 00:46:30,212 --> 00:46:31,735 Oh, well, we're-we're sup... 996 00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:33,866 we're supposed to work on the book today, remember? 997 00:46:35,174 --> 00:46:37,480 I don't want to work on the book today. 998 00:46:37,611 --> 00:46:38,611 Go away. 999 00:46:40,614 --> 00:46:42,442 Martha, you can't keep doing this. 1000 00:46:45,009 --> 00:46:47,664 The publishers are expecting a draft by the end of the year. 1001 00:46:52,147 --> 00:46:53,801 Okay. 1002 00:47:19,348 --> 00:47:21,568 Oh, Raymond just got 1003 00:47:21,698 --> 00:47:25,180 his yellow belt in karate. 1004 00:47:25,311 --> 00:47:28,052 And Tommy, if you can believe it or not, 1005 00:47:28,183 --> 00:47:30,707 has got another wiggly tooth. 1006 00:47:32,231 --> 00:47:34,755 And all the nuns say that James 1007 00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:37,323 is one of the most diligent hall monitors 1008 00:47:37,453 --> 00:47:39,847 they have ever seen. 1009 00:47:39,977 --> 00:47:42,632 And Raymond's become 1010 00:47:42,763 --> 00:47:44,982 much more direct with the girls. 1011 00:47:45,722 --> 00:47:48,159 Very good. Young cadets in training. 1012 00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:50,031 Isn't that right, Raymond? 1013 00:47:54,644 --> 00:47:56,211 Raymond? 1014 00:47:56,342 --> 00:47:57,778 Sorry, Gordon. 1015 00:47:58,692 --> 00:48:01,260 He heard some news on the radio yesterday. 1016 00:48:09,398 --> 00:48:11,158 What news did you hear on the radio, Raymond? 1017 00:48:12,662 --> 00:48:14,316 Go on, don't be afraid. 1018 00:48:16,057 --> 00:48:17,276 They... 1019 00:48:18,668 --> 00:48:19,843 ...they said the judge 1020 00:48:19,974 --> 00:48:21,294 was sending you to a bad prison... 1021 00:48:23,325 --> 00:48:24,544 ...for a long time. 1022 00:48:26,285 --> 00:48:27,329 That's correct. 1023 00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:33,074 I want you to come home. 1024 00:48:33,204 --> 00:48:34,293 I know. 1025 00:48:35,642 --> 00:48:37,121 And I want nothing more than to be 1026 00:48:37,252 --> 00:48:38,732 with you and your brothers. 1027 00:48:38,862 --> 00:48:42,649 But some things are more important than what we want. 1028 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:47,001 Now, place the phone down so you can hear my voice. 1029 00:48:50,918 --> 00:48:52,136 Back straight. 1030 00:48:55,096 --> 00:48:56,967 When I was a boy, 1031 00:48:57,098 --> 00:48:58,098 I was very ill. 1032 00:48:59,796 --> 00:49:03,234 My only friend was my nanny, Frau Teresa. 1033 00:49:04,671 --> 00:49:08,762 One night, as I lie awake, dying of pneumonia, 1034 00:49:08,892 --> 00:49:11,678 she told me the story of another sickly little boy, 1035 00:49:11,808 --> 00:49:15,812 a boy who, from the power of his own will, 1036 00:49:15,943 --> 00:49:17,466 overcame death 1037 00:49:17,597 --> 00:49:20,469 and became the leader of her fatherland, 1038 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,471 a mighty and terrible Fuehrer 1039 00:49:22,602 --> 00:49:24,908 whose name would echo through time. 1040 00:49:26,257 --> 00:49:27,694 Frau Teresa made me realize 1041 00:49:27,824 --> 00:49:30,218 that I, too, could overcome my own frailty, 1042 00:49:30,349 --> 00:49:33,090 that I, too, could choose to be strong. 1043 00:49:35,092 --> 00:49:37,094 So hear me now. 1044 00:49:37,225 --> 00:49:41,577 The three of you individually are very small... 1045 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:44,885 but combined, you're equal to one adult man. 1046 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:46,234 And with me gone, 1047 00:49:46,365 --> 00:49:48,005 you're gonna need to start acting like it. 1048 00:49:49,063 --> 00:49:52,196 James, no more fear of the dark or monkeys. 1049 00:49:53,981 --> 00:49:57,463 Tommy, no more crying when the phone rings. 1050 00:49:59,334 --> 00:50:01,467 Is... 1051 00:50:01,597 --> 00:50:04,252 prison scary, Father? 1052 00:50:04,383 --> 00:50:06,515 Terrifying. 1053 00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:10,476 Grown men are either compressed into puddles of blood 1054 00:50:10,606 --> 00:50:12,608 or molded into mountains. 1055 00:50:14,393 --> 00:50:18,353 This will be Father's trial by fire, 1056 00:50:18,484 --> 00:50:21,574 a true test of my will like nothing I've ever experienced. 1057 00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:25,882 Is that what you want, Father? 1058 00:50:30,931 --> 00:50:31,932 Yes, James. 1059 00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:38,155 It is what Father has wanted for a long, long time. 1060 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,471 Uh... 1061 00:50:49,602 --> 00:50:50,994 You caught me. 1062 00:50:52,518 --> 00:50:53,678 Should have got here earlier. 1063 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:56,391 You could've taken the catheter out. 1064 00:50:56,522 --> 00:50:58,828 Never understood those things. Uh... 1065 00:50:58,959 --> 00:51:01,309 got you a little, uh... little something. 1066 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,312 Glad to see you're, uh, back on your feet. 1067 00:51:04,443 --> 00:51:07,054 I came, uh, pretty much straight here from Camp David, 1068 00:51:07,184 --> 00:51:09,535 so that's the, uh... the finest in the gas station. 1069 00:51:09,665 --> 00:51:11,406 Mo picked it out. 1070 00:51:15,279 --> 00:51:17,020 That's sweet. 1071 00:51:19,762 --> 00:51:20,850 Um... 1072 00:51:22,678 --> 00:51:24,201 ...I heard the president on the news 1073 00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:26,769 saying you were gonna be giving a report 1074 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:28,902 on this Watergate sideshow. 1075 00:51:30,469 --> 00:51:32,645 Yes. About that. 1076 00:51:32,775 --> 00:51:34,603 Uh... 1077 00:51:34,734 --> 00:51:37,301 that is sort of why I'm here. 1078 00:51:37,432 --> 00:51:38,433 Um... 1079 00:51:40,479 --> 00:51:43,220 ...you know, with-with everything that's been 1080 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:44,483 happening, um, 1081 00:51:44,613 --> 00:51:46,310 we thought... that is, Mo and I 1082 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:49,270 thought that... 1083 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,446 that it might be best if... 1084 00:51:51,577 --> 00:51:53,753 if I explore other options. 1085 00:52:02,196 --> 00:52:03,240 Hmm. 1086 00:52:13,903 --> 00:52:15,296 You talked to Cox or anybody 1087 00:52:15,426 --> 00:52:17,254 at the special prosecutor's office? 1088 00:52:18,604 --> 00:52:21,345 Uh, no, sir. Um, not yet. 1089 00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:22,521 I wanted to, uh... 1090 00:52:24,305 --> 00:52:26,742 I wanted to talk to you before we did, out of respect. 1091 00:52:26,873 --> 00:52:28,268 You wanted to shake my hand 1092 00:52:28,352 --> 00:52:30,311 before you stab me in the back, is that it? 1093 00:52:30,441 --> 00:52:31,791 The ship's going down, John. 1094 00:52:31,921 --> 00:52:34,097 And we can either get sucked down with it 1095 00:52:34,228 --> 00:52:36,186 or be the first ones onto the dinghy. 1096 00:52:38,493 --> 00:52:39,842 Hmm. 1097 00:52:51,158 --> 00:52:52,246 You know... 1098 00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:56,380 ...I'm sorry I didn't go to your wedding. 1099 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,385 I-I lost my appetite for pomp and circumstance 1100 00:53:01,516 --> 00:53:03,387 after my first marriage. 1101 00:53:07,609 --> 00:53:09,176 They say a good marriage... 1102 00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:12,483 ...is like a garden. 1103 00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:19,926 You have to give it attention and... 1104 00:53:20,056 --> 00:53:22,058 time, 1105 00:53:22,189 --> 00:53:24,104 commitment. 1106 00:53:27,368 --> 00:53:30,501 But a good marriage will bore you to death. 1107 00:53:33,113 --> 00:53:34,897 The kind of marriage you want... 1108 00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:38,597 ...you're lucky... 1109 00:53:39,859 --> 00:53:41,382 ...and you're cursed... 1110 00:53:42,818 --> 00:53:44,037 ...there's nothing like it. 1111 00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:53,046 It's love. 1112 00:53:57,441 --> 00:53:58,921 It's hate. 1113 00:53:59,052 --> 00:54:00,314 Mm. 1114 00:54:00,444 --> 00:54:02,490 I wasn't expecting you home so early. 1115 00:54:03,883 --> 00:54:06,015 Roosevelt booked up for the night? 1116 00:54:09,105 --> 00:54:10,324 It's fire. 1117 00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:17,679 It's fear. 1118 00:54:19,202 --> 00:54:22,075 It's every feeling all at the same time. 1119 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,471 Sometimes it'll feel like an open wound. 1120 00:54:27,602 --> 00:54:29,082 And other times... 1121 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:34,391 ...you don't know if it's worth it at all. 1122 00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,096 I love you so much, 1123 00:54:43,226 --> 00:54:44,967 I could claw my eyes out of my own head. 1124 00:54:48,188 --> 00:54:50,712 Good luck, son. 1125 00:54:50,843 --> 00:54:52,540 Let's hope you don't fuck it up. 1126 00:54:54,281 --> 00:54:55,848 Thank you, sir. 1127 00:55:06,075 --> 00:55:08,121 The committee called. I'm gonna testify. 1128 00:55:21,830 --> 00:55:25,442 ♪ I'm so tired Of working every day ♪ 1129 00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:29,359 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 1130 00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:32,188 ♪ I'm gonna throw My troubles away ♪ 1131 00:55:34,974 --> 00:55:39,108 ♪ If you got the cab fare Mister, you'll do all right ♪ 1132 00:55:41,676 --> 00:55:46,333 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1133 00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:52,861 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1134 00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:59,520 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1135 00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:06,353 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1136 00:56:09,138 --> 00:56:13,534 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1137 00:56:15,971 --> 00:56:20,236 ♪ There's crazy people Running all over town ♪ 1138 00:56:22,804 --> 00:56:27,374 ♪ There's a silver band Just marching up and down ♪ 1139 00:56:29,942 --> 00:56:34,163 ♪ And the big boys are all Spoiling for a fight ♪ 1140 00:56:36,644 --> 00:56:40,691 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1141 00:56:40,866 --> 00:56:43,782 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1142 00:56:43,956 --> 00:56:47,916 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1143 00:56:50,136 --> 00:56:54,575 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1144 00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:01,582 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1145 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,415 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1146 00:57:11,722 --> 00:57:15,509 ♪ Couple of drunken nights Rolling on the floor ♪ 1147 00:57:17,903 --> 00:57:22,342 ♪ Is just the kind of mess I'm looking for ♪ 1148 00:57:24,910 --> 00:57:29,218 ♪ I'm gonna dream Till Monday comes in sight ♪ 1149 00:57:31,655 --> 00:57:32,655 ♪ I want... ♪