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‎妳有沒有威脅過比爾的助教？

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‎什麼？沒有

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‎這說法是打哪來的？

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‎妳說過她對校刊發言就可能受害嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我是說…

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‎我有提到系上可能會受到傷害…

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‎《彭布羅克日報》要發表報導
‎說妳下達了封口令

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‎我絕不會做那種事

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‎妳有跟比爾的助教談過

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‎請她不要討論比爾的事件嗎？

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‎如果報導有誤，我可以壓下去

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‎我…

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‎那絕對不是我當初要表達的意思

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‎學生已經動員了

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‎我們擔心這次事件會使校園更為動盪

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‎我們希望妳能做出聲明

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‎好

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‎沒問題

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‎我為妳和拉森院長起草了一封信

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‎提醒達布森教授下週聽證會因故終止

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‎目前要辦的已經不是懲戒公證會了

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‎那正當程序呢？

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‎如果要解僱終身職教授，不是要…

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‎終身職已經不能再無限上綱了

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‎尤其是在這種氛圍下

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‎而且我們聽說他在課堂上討論宿醉

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‎還公開展示裸照

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‎-又或是裸體影片
‎-是影片

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‎-那是…
‎-還搭女學生的便車

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‎那也才發生過一次而已

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‎-妳是指哪件？
‎-每一件都是

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‎我知道這個辯解沒什麼說服力

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‎所以妳知道他跟大學生的事？

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‎她有提出申訴嗎？

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‎-不會吧？她沒必要申訴吧
‎-不用，她沒必要申訴

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‎他太太一年前過世了

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‎你們倆有關係嗎？

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‎如果我是男人，你會這樣問我嗎？

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‎你們三人昨天同搭一輛車離開校園

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‎-那只是因為他的車還在修理
‎-你們如果有感情關係

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‎就必須聲明

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‎不然妳自己也會違反學校規定

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‎另一個選項是妳辭去系主任一職

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‎我為達布森教授說話

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‎和我對他的情感毫無關係

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‎我對他也只有純精神與專業的情感

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‎我有責任保護我的系所…

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‎妳對這個學校有責任

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‎要防止這種問題失控

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‎妳卻反其道而行

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‎麻煩妳在這裡簽名

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‎看到馬上打給我

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‎我們有急事要談，而且…

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‎對我們倆都很不利

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‎總之，我還有會議要參加

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‎我會送個東西去給你，請你…

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‎看到後立刻打給我

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‎你最好打給我

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‎大衛杜考夫尼是誰？

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‎誰都不是，我得把這個交給比爾

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‎-待在車裡
‎-我有事一定要現在告訴他

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‎不行，今天沒辦法

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‎我有亡靈節的事情要告訴他

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‎比爾？我有東西要給你

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‎比爾？

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‎他太太的靈魂會不知道要去哪

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‎-她知道
‎-她會沒辦法找到他

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‎她行的

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‎妳一點都不瞭解亡靈節

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‎妳一點都不瞭解我傳承的文化

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‎賤人

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‎知道嗎？妳之所以會講這個詞

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‎是因為我送妳去上西班牙文課

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‎我們暑假要去墨西哥的瓦哈卡

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‎是因為妳有祖先來自那裡

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‎艾娃要去迪士尼樂園

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‎我他媽知道了

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‎（雪倫達布森，鴉片類止痛藥）

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‎（大麻水果口香糖，西瓜口味）

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‎妳提早來了

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‎對，我們…

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‎在比爾家遇到一點意外

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‎這是她的東西，我晚點回來

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‎妳什麼時候會回來？

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‎我不確定

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‎旻智的一歲生日只有一次

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‎大家都在抱怨很久沒看過妳了

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‎爸，我不知道你要我怎麼樣

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‎我也是為了工作

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‎我還以為升遷就不用做那麼多工作

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‎有哪種升遷會讓工作變少？

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‎寶貝，算我拜託妳

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‎乖乖聽外公的話，好嗎？

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‎她又不懂韓語，要怎麼聽我的話？

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‎爸，你會說英語啊

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‎而且她懂的比你想像得多

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‎嗨

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‎待會見，我愛妳

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‎妳聽得懂吧？

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‎珠珠，我愛妳

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‎她在生我的氣，因為她今天早上
‎本來要跟比爾做墨西哥報告

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‎她氣我把她帶來這裡

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‎墨西哥？

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‎是功課

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‎她是亡靈節的文化大使

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‎那是墨西哥的一項傳統

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‎當我沒說

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‎小心喔，希特勒

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎杜考夫尼先生？

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎大衛？

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎媽的也太扯

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‎原來這裡還有別人在

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‎妳是智允？

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‎對

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‎大門沒關

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‎你一向都不關嗎？

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‎目前還沒出過問題

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‎所以我才喜愛這裡，沒事不會被打擾

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‎我的天啊

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‎妳沒事吧？

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‎沒事，我一時誤以為你全裸

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‎有意思

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‎比爾…

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎我要去麥當勞

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‎你們怎麼會在這？

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‎我們要去參加旻智的派對

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‎旻智是誰？

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‎她是我的遠房表妹

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‎外公，比爾可以來嗎？

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‎-不行
‎-拜託啦

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‎不用，我的行程有點忙

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‎會有蛋糕嗎？

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‎你把這個留在影印機裡了

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‎妳不該看這封信的

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‎我只瞄前幾句就知道是什麼了

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‎這樣違反規定

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‎我們就別再爭執我到底該不該看

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‎直接切入真正的爭議點吧

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‎我洗耳恭聽

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‎算了

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‎我對妳的學術成就給予正面評價

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‎但要是我一點保留態度都沒有
‎升等委員會是不會買帳的

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‎所以不管妳信是不信

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‎我其實是在幫妳

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‎幫我？

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‎對

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‎你在幫我？

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‎對

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‎智允來求我跟你共同開課

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‎因為你的學生選課數太低了

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‎什麼？

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‎你上了名單

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‎他們要逼你退休

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‎所以她合併了我們的課
‎好讓你搭我的便車

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‎什麼名單？

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‎你的教室空蕩蕩的

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‎因為我不迎合學生

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‎沒人喜歡你推出的東西

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‎我又不是推銷員

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‎你也不是教授

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‎因為你沒半個學生

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‎約翰？

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‎約翰！

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‎你聽說過那份名單嗎？

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‎我們這些老骨頭成了目標

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‎他們想逼我們退休

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‎我們要團結起來

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‎團結就是力量

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‎我們的學問還在全盛期

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‎還能做出很多貢獻

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‎是你還是我放的？

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‎這次的榮譽講座

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‎我在考慮要講述我的耶魯論文

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‎《貝克特早期小說中
‎矛盾的純粹理性批判》

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‎我只寫了一章

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‎這一章還真厚

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‎你是用特大號字體嗎？

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‎不是

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‎我有幾十年偏離了軌道

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‎但我最近打算要寫完論文

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‎申請博士學位

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‎大衛杜考夫尼博士

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‎講起來有點繞口

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‎妳覺得我在大家心目中
‎當了那麼多年演員

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‎突然要他們把我當博士
‎會不公平嗎？

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‎總之，稍微翻一下吧

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‎我昨晚重讀了一次，很…

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‎很不錯，甚至可說有軒見之明

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‎先見之明？真的假的？

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‎除非我們是英國人
‎不然應該要念“先見之明”

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‎我們說的不是英文嗎？

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‎妳可能選錯系了

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‎也許妳比較適合念“牙醫”

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‎我這麼說不是因為妳是亞裔

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‎我根本不知道妳是亞裔

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‎我的眼中沒有膚色

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‎也沒有種族

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‎其實連面孔都沒有

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‎我只看到一股能量、氣場

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‎妳的氣場很美

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‎我要去打一杯冰刷

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‎妳想喝冰刷嗎？

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎妳逛過這裡的農夫市場嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我以前覺得這個小鎮沒文化

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‎但我承認我錯了

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‎看看這根胡蘿蔔多美

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‎總之，就當我不在這吧

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00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,953
‎他們家根本是支雜牌軍

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00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,873
‎她為什麼不從韓國收養寶寶就好？

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00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:51,920
‎已婚人士才能從韓國收養

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00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,757
‎她因為單身未婚

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‎所以申請國際收養被拒絕

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‎拜託，瑪丹娜也單身
‎還不是能收養小孩

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‎安潔莉娜裘莉也是

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‎（祝旻智生日快樂）

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‎比爾，還沒到吃蛋糕的時間

225
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,985
‎還要多久？

226
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:21,241
‎你先待在這裡，我要交換寶可夢卡

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‎-坐下
‎-你們好

228
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,537
‎這是韓國耳罩

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00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:26,622
‎你說什麼？

230
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,249
‎每當小孩子尖叫的時候…

231
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:33,837
‎哪來的尖叫？

232
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,219
‎用雙手持杯

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‎把頭轉開

234
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,598
‎不能和人四目相接

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‎也不能在他人面前喝酒

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‎-瞭解
‎-懂了嗎？像這樣

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‎好

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‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

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‎乾杯

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‎是“乾”還是“幹”？

241
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‎-乾
‎-乾

242
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,077
‎乾杯

243
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,411
‎乾杯

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00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,332
‎我無法隨便幫你惡補就趕上進度

245
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,250
‎為什麼不行？

246
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,378
‎因為這個要求根本不可能辦到

247
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,380
‎這本論文已經超過30年

248
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,132
‎-過去30年來發生了很多事
‎-說來聽聽

249
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,637
‎例如情感理論、生態批評

250
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,849
‎數位人文學、新唯物主義、書籍史

251
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,017
‎性別研究發展、批判種族理論

252
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,520
‎你上次讀學術期刊是什麼時候的事？

253
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,064
‎我一直在和樂團巡迴演出

254
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,691
‎-所以…
‎-看得出來

255
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,609
‎另外還有一件事

256
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,195
‎你利用彭布羅克給的面子

257
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‎拿出自己塵封的論文
‎想藉此取得博士學位

258
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‎實在很自私

259
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,661
‎妳會有這份敵意

260
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‎是因為彭布羅克是一流半學校
‎而我讀的是普林斯頓嗎？

261
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,541
‎-不是…
‎-還有耶魯？

262
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‎不對，天啊，我會有這份敵意

263
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‎是因為我原本承諾要將榮譽講座

264
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,297
‎授予另一個實至名歸的人

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00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,508
‎講座的目的是要提出先進的學術見解

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00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,469
‎這讀起來就像1980年代中期的產物…

267
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,139
‎文學已經前進了

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00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,516
‎你卻還停留在不同年代

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00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,023
‎我需要一點時間消化

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00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,405
‎-可以讓我解釋…
‎-不用了

271
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,702
‎那個好像是智允的男朋友

272
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,703
‎宋彼得？

273
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,999
‎不是，他們分手好久了

274
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,835
‎彼得現在住在密西根

275
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,172
‎我正在幫他織毛衣

276
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,217
‎看看他的臉，他是白人

277
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‎對喔

278
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,145
‎智允她爸說是在路邊接他上車的

279
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,316
‎這樣也有道理，他看起來髒兮兮的

280
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,544
‎等我回來，要是我能回來

281
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,922
‎我發誓我會更為坦率

282
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,968
‎等我回來，要是我能回來

283
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,053
‎我會懷著冬日之心

284
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,264
‎我會懷著冬日之心

285
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,477
‎我會懷著冬日之心

286
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,481
‎我只聽過這首歌
‎引用華萊士史蒂文斯的詩

287
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,941
‎我也希望是如此

288
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,653
‎你的歌喉很棒

289
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,373
‎在我之前還有其他人嗎？

290
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,291
‎名人作家？

291
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,837
‎彭布羅克有沒有先考慮過其他人選？

292
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,507
‎儘管說，我能承受

293
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,013
‎我們之前討論過詹姆斯法蘭科

294
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,598
‎他有耶魯的博士學位

295
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,558
‎真的嗎？

296
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,977
‎-他拿到了？
‎-對，拿到了

297
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,438
‎可能也邀過伊森霍克

298
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,189
‎不過他當時在保加利亞拍戲

299
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,275
‎他在拍什麼？

300
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,526
‎-你說什麼？
‎-保加利亞

301
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,362
‎是拍電影還是電視劇？

302
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,532
‎我不知道他在拍什麼

303
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,242
‎保加利亞還拍了真多戲

304
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:33,577
‎是

305
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,248
‎聽我說

306
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,918
‎我那些貝克特研究
‎是在耶魯寫的，對吧？

307
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,546
‎不過我想說就繼續寫下去，然後…

308
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,423
‎我們去游個泳

309
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,259
‎我沒帶泳裝

310
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,343
‎我可以借妳一件

311
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,220
‎來，這件借妳

312
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,640
‎這是誰在穿的？

313
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,476
‎這是我的，這是競速泳裝

314
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,811
‎我想拼時間時就會穿著游

315
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,605
‎皮膚上的毛髮會產生阻力

316
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,399
‎-你不能整學期只教貝克特
‎-為什麼不行？

317
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,568
‎還有《莫菲》、《莫洛瓦》
‎《馬龍之死》…

318
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,236
‎可是學生已經買其他書籍了

319
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,238
‎那我就退他們錢

320
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:13,950
‎反正我演戲、唱歌、寫小說
‎都拿了太多錢

321
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,995
‎而他們是擔著學貸的學生

322
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,332
‎-我來幫他們減輕負擔
‎-不是，課表等於是和學生簽的合約

323
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,542
‎-你不能隨意改變閱讀…
‎-走啦，我們去游泳

324
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,463
‎我告訴你，教書並不是消遣
‎教書是一項職業

325
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,091
‎你如果真的想對此領域做出貢獻

326
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,426
‎就告訴他們你改變心意了

327
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,304
‎然後開張支票給他們
‎用你的名義捐個講座課程

328
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,972
‎我就幫你弄到榮譽博士學位

329
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,725
‎大衛杜考夫尼英文研究講座？

330
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:42,479
‎大衛杜考夫尼博士英文研究講座

331
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,323
‎這是在幹什麼？

332
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:54,825
‎今天的重頭戲

333
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,618
‎抓周儀式

334
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,870
‎旻智要挑選自己的未來

335
00:17:58,954 --> 00:17:59,788
‎她才一歲而已

336
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,706
‎她很聰明

337
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750
‎現在就可以做出明確決定

338
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,585
‎這些是什麼東西？

339
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:10,173
‎抓到聽診器當醫師，抓到鉛筆當老師

340
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,967
‎抓到畫筆當藝術家

341
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,301
‎抓到錢當有錢人

342
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,721
‎抓到網球當運動員，抓到白線會長壽

343
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,225
‎我會選白線，這樣才能長命百歲

344
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,268
‎你呢？

345
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,522
‎只能選一個？

346
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,238
‎妳好漂亮

347
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,581
‎-好漂亮
‎-加油，小可愛

348
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,210
‎-加油，旻智
‎-祝妳好運

349
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,973
‎旻智，去拿線…

350
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,852
‎-加油，旻智
‎-抓那個就對了

351
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,688
‎就快抓到了

352
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,359
‎加油，旻智

353
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,533
‎妳不能這麼做

354
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:19,576
‎快抓錢

355
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,665
‎這樣不實在，她現在很明顯是在干預

356
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,083
‎讓她自己做決定

357
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,878
‎太棒了

358
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,008
‎那位女士動了手腳

359
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,262
‎這位女士動手腳影響過程

360
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,139
‎她本來是想抓畫筆的，來

361
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,308
‎妹妹，妳可以拿這個

362
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,310
‎別聽他們的，別聽…

363
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,354
‎等一下，她本來是想要畫筆

364
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,910
‎這一行是少數

365
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,121
‎能夠讓人年紀越大越受尊敬的職業

366
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,707
‎我踏入這一行的其中一個原因

367
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,834
‎就是我們不會因為變老而被淘汰

368
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,213
‎我從沒想過我會退休

369
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,257
‎只要我們還沒…

370
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,217
‎與世界脫節

371
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,469
‎-61
‎-天啊

372
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,680
‎-太低了
‎-你有帶葡萄糖片嗎？

373
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,223
‎-放在哪裡？
‎-等等

374
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,891
‎我們年紀越大…

375
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:25,809
‎我找不到

376
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,353
‎…累積越多智慧

377
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,230
‎獲得更多敬意

378
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,231
‎我…

379
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,275
‎我已經…

380
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:36,903
‎我在這待了32年，其中六年是系主任

381
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,947
‎從來沒有發生過這種事

382
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,242
‎做了一輩子，最後落得一場空

383
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,161
‎她要我為小雅更改終身職推薦函

384
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,746
‎交換條件是讓我可以共同授課

385
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,164
‎我被列在名單上

386
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,002
‎那鮑伯呢？還有比爾呢？

387
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,588
‎你吃得滿臉都是
‎我根本沒辦法認真看待你說的話

388
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,506
‎來

389
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,300
‎比爾不在名單上

390
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,094
‎當然不在，大家都知道她愛比爾

391
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,638
‎要是我們其中一人行為脫軌

392
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,308
‎她絕不會像那樣極力迴護我們

393
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,184
‎她是我們選出來的

394
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,937
‎她的工作是要代表我們的利益

395
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,648
‎-她只會保護他的利益
‎-我們得想想辦法

396
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:15,608
‎什麼辦法？

397
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,821
‎你想發動政變？

398
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,427
‎我有好消息

399
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,679
‎大衛杜考夫尼不負責榮譽講座了

400
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,597
‎由妳來教

401
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,142
‎怎麼了？

402
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,853
‎我已經答應要去別的地方教了

403
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,063
‎去哪裡？

404
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,358
‎-耶魯
‎-哇靠，這也太棒了吧

405
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,901
‎這同時也跟工作有關

406
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,278
‎他們邀請我去申請職位

407
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,364
‎妳為什麼沒告訴我？

408
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:09,079
‎聽著，我知道這裡最近一團亂

409
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,705
‎我自己也是一團亂

410
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,542
‎妳表現得好像是妳虧欠他們

411
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,963
‎好像是他們特別准許妳當系主任

412
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,256
‎而不是因為妳實至名歸

413
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,676
‎要是沒有我們，他們現在還算什麼？

414
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,346
‎一個名字和一堆磚頭

415
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,680
‎是一大堆錢

416
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,684
‎背後是靠糖、棉花、鐵路致富的金主

417
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,104
‎壓榨黑人和黃種人的血汗

418
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,606
‎-耶魯也包括在內
‎-耶魯就不一樣嗎？

419
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,818
‎妳應該要掌管這個系所

420
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,321
‎但妳卻在到處討好眾人

421
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,741
‎妳以為我是靠這個？

422
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,410
‎討好眾人？

423
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,120
‎妳以為我他媽是靠這招上位的？

424
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,373
‎不是

425
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:59,629
‎妳會是本系第一位
‎獲得終身職的黑人女性

426
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,465
‎所以我才要離開

427
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,267
‎彭布羅克當初獻盡殷勤要留我下來

428
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,811
‎但妳知道我留下來的真正原因嗎？

429
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,480
‎是因為瓊安

430
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:18,982
‎還有比爾

431
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,319
‎以及一個叫做小雅的耀眼後進

432
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,782
‎他媽的耶魯

433
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,540
‎妳知道紐哈芬

434
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,460
‎在理財網站的美國大學城排行榜
‎排名多少嗎？

435
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,045
‎198

436
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:44,757
‎略遜於北達科他州的法哥

437
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:46,968
‎我們第幾名？

438
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,304
‎我不知道，我得去問我爸

439
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:54,684
‎他們開什麼條件？

440
00:23:56,227 --> 00:24:00,148
‎加速終身職申請與捐助講座教授職位

441
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:02,817
‎還有一大堆錢

442
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,486
‎我們能開更好的條件

443
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,448
‎大概吧

444
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,868
‎我有點飽了，但我愛…太好吃了

445
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,372
‎金先生，謝謝你們幫忙清理

446
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,415
‎你們不必幫這個忙

447
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,543
‎但能再次看到桌面還是很不錯

448
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,338
‎比爾，我準備好了

449
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,006
‎我需要披薩

450
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,007
‎（歡迎雪倫回家）

451
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,719
‎失陪一下，謝謝…

452
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,471
‎不好意思

453
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,806
‎請把她喜歡的東西都拿來

454
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,144
‎都大人了怎麼能這樣生活？

455
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,145
‎他是鰥夫

456
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,065
‎我也是鰥夫，我家就很乾淨

457
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,942
‎他太太多久以前過世的？

458
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,777
‎差不多快一年了

459
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,820
‎他跟智允是同事？

460
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,113
‎對，是英文教授

461
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:52,158
‎他出了一本書，也可能是兩本

462
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,664
‎今天下午的事我很抱歉

463
00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,832
‎-謝謝
‎-希望儀式沒有被我搞砸

464
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,918
‎好了

465
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,090
‎我找不到披薩，但我有披薩卷

466
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,802
‎好了，現在該怎麼做？

467
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,262
‎我們要布置一條路線

468
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,429
‎好

469
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:16,641
‎每個都隔一段距離，這樣她才聞得到

470
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,727
‎要是有韓國好女人陪伴他就好了

471
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:20,895
‎智允怎麼樣？

472
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,438
‎他的工作不錯

473
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,191
‎只要刮鬍子，長得也不錯

474
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,318
‎而且還很會帶小孩

475
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:32,323
‎大家都說他是毒蟲，還酗酒

476
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:37,287
‎妳要智允跟毒蟲酒鬼扯上關係？

477
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,206
‎拜託，她都快50了

478
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,418
‎這台也許是末班公車了

479
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,924
‎我們得走了，珠珠，妳媽提早回家了

480
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,051
‎她一定會找到你

481
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,644
‎（歡迎雪倫回家，這裡有披薩）

482
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,770
‎再見

483
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,566
‎等一下，我有個問題

484
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,028
‎-不是要問妳，是要問妳外公
‎-外公？

485
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,281
‎智允抓周時抓了什麼？

486
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,198
‎你記得嗎？

487
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,743
‎她抓了一枝鉛筆

488
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:17,910
‎老師

489
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:19,579
‎她一頭衝了過去

490
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,331
‎沒人阻止得了她

491
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,901
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