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‎暫時停職

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‎我的課呢？

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‎你不准進校園

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‎-什麼？
‎-他們必須給學生一個交代

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‎尤其是發生那場校警衝突以後

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‎是拉森為了辦狗屁捐款活動
‎叫他們把中庭淨空

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‎我為了那個長舌公
‎就活該跟校警混為一談？

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‎這也太不公平了

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‎妳有說明那是他的錯嗎？

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‎-妳有為我說話嗎？
‎-你不…

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‎你知道我都在處理什麼嗎？

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‎學生跑來哭…

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‎我當系主任不是想處理這些事

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‎-我該怎麼做？
‎-你必須正式道歉

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‎我很抱歉，我…

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‎不是對我道歉，笨蛋

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‎雖然也該對我道歉

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‎他們要召開懲戒聽證會

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‎你必須寫一份公開道歉聲明

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‎拜託，搞什…

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‎珠珠的學校打來的，沒搞錯吧，等等

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‎喂？

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‎對，我就是

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‎等等，打還是咬？

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‎你們倆都被停學了

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‎我要去上班，你們要開始寫信

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‎珠珠，妳要向艾丁道歉

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‎比爾，你要向…

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‎所有人道歉

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‎我要耗上一整夜了

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‎下次上課前請先看完
‎《贖罪券販夫的故事》

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‎懶鬼是不能贖罪的

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‎我們之前說的那件事辦好了

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‎沒想到你真的…

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‎我是在開玩笑

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‎我以為妳是假裝開玩笑

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‎但實則認真八百

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‎幸好我沒開玩笑說要殺了他

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‎-好
‎-所以你找到他了？

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‎不算是，但我成功駭進教授評價網

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‎駭進？不行

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‎我不能和不當或不法行為
‎扯上一丁點關係

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‎-但妳想知道是誰？
‎-想

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‎好

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‎他從人文學院圖書館貼了兩次文

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‎兩次都是在下午5點到6點之間

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‎“媽的這堂課223”？

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‎不是，是“喬叟咬我啊@gmail.com”

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‎假設他又發文

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‎我們剛好也在圖書館…

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‎不過妳必須找得出他是誰

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‎應該不會太難

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‎要是抓到他，妳打算怎麼做？

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‎瓊安開玩笑地說：“毀了他”

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‎其實她正有這個打算

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‎我是《彭布羅克日報》的羅夏洛特

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‎我留過幾次留言給妳

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‎是，妳好

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‎整件事我都不想評論，好嗎？

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‎妳站在哪邊？

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‎妳明天要參加抗議嗎？

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‎大家應該都很想聽聽妳的看法

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‎不好意思

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‎妳一開始為什麼會找
‎比爾達布森當指導教授？

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‎我不能回答，好嗎？

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‎系主任再三敦促我

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‎別跟任何人談論這件事

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‎-天啊
‎-她不煮飯

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‎那我煮個蛋給妳吃吧

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‎我不吃蛋

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‎是因為妳不喜歡，還是因為沒吃過？

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‎都是

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‎只要吃一口，我就給妳一塊錢

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‎舉個一塊錢能買到的東西

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‎葡萄乾？

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‎請進

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‎金教授，妳有空嗎？

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‎當然有

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‎請進，達斯汀

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‎嗨，卡布莉

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‎請坐

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‎不用了

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‎怎麼了？

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‎政治系拒絕授予終身職
‎給系上唯一不是白人的教授

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‎我們很擔心麥凱教授

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‎他們那些保守的混蛋

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‎黑人老師受限於不同標準

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‎-我知道
‎-有人認為他們的研究不夠嚴謹

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‎覺得他們做事雜亂，不合群

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‎我知道

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‎同事也比較少邀他們到家裡聚餐

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‎我知道

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‎相信我，我知道

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‎這是320名學生的連署信
‎證明麥凱教授擁有的影響力

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‎還有她對於非白人學生的支持

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‎如果她得不到終身職

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‎我們打算採取行動

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‎你看起來真帥氣

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‎我瘦了一點，所以把這件拿去改小

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‎但妳看他們對袖子做了什麼

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‎這不是鐘形，而是橢圓形

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‎這是碩士袍

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‎大家都知道你有博士學位

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‎要我請羅莉看看
‎能不能幫你訂一件新的嗎？

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‎要花我多少錢？

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‎免費招待

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‎真的假的？

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‎-不要說出去
‎-謝謝妳，孩子

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‎你幫小雅寫的終身職推薦函

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‎會包含她的上課素材吧？

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‎應該會吧

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‎我覺得有必要強調
‎她的教學理論有多創新

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‎翻轉教室…

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‎那在今天的專題討論
‎應該有機會實地展示

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‎你能不能稍微提一下？

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‎聽著，她現在是熱門人物

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‎她在推特上的追隨者超過八千人

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‎那比我們所有人的總和還多

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‎誰會根據追隨者人數評斷自己？

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‎吉姆瓊斯、大衛考雷什

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‎小雅不是邪教教主，艾略特

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‎耶穌只有12個追隨者

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‎看來他大概也是廢物吧

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‎因為她，我們的學生

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‎踴躍學習150年前的文學作品

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‎我知道在你的全盛時期…

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‎妳怎麼知道現在不是我的全盛時期？

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‎聽著

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‎我不想用職位壓你

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‎但身為系主任

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‎-妳挺習慣的嘛
‎-我要你這麼做

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‎我不是以主管的身分這麼說

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‎-主管？
‎-我認為這樣對系上最好

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‎而且這樣才對得起小雅

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‎你聽話照做就是了

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‎（何瑞修：我好像有發現了）

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‎（有啥計畫？）

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‎（明天5點圖書館見）

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‎（要易容嗎？）

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‎妳的臀部還是一級棒

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‎可惜你的已經不行了

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‎那頭白鯨代表什麼？

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‎喀爾文主義？

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‎不是，是資本主義

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‎白人優越性

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‎白人至上主義

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‎多說一點

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‎“揉…

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‎我整整一上午都在揉捏鯨脂

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‎直到我自己幾乎溶解其中

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‎我揉捏著鯨脂

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‎直到一陣奇異的錯亂席捲上腦”

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‎以實瑪利、魁魁格
‎弗拉斯克、斯塔布

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‎航行在太平洋上，尋找鯨脂

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‎塔斯特戈會殺鯨魚，達古也會

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‎船員包括水手和魚叉手

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‎巴金頓榮耀死去

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‎費達拉是在故事一半出場

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‎亞哈船長有神經病

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‎船員揉捏鯨脂之時充滿同性情慾

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‎船上沒女人

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‎自己來

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‎船上沒女人

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‎在裴廓德號之外，情況很是嚴峻

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‎一場由男性掌控的文學運動

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‎只有穿著褲子的人才能參加

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‎美國文藝復興運動不歡迎女性

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‎船上沒女人

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‎船上沒女人

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‎自己來

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‎船上沒女人

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‎“對不起，讓你們以為我喜歡希特勒

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‎因為我並不喜歡他

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‎我知道他是史上第一大爛人”

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‎換你了

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‎“親愛的艾丁

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‎我要你知道，我很抱歉我咬了你

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‎我知道咬人是絕對不行的

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‎就算是對方親口要求

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‎你是我的朋友

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‎我們以前下課時都會一起玩”

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‎亂講

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‎“簽名：金珠熙”

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‎改成“珠珠”

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‎我喜歡珠熙

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‎妳知道那是妳外婆的名字吧？

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‎我不喜歡

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‎我覺得取得很好

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‎妳媽把外婆的名字給妳

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‎這樣蠻酷的

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‎這是很光榮的事

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‎這是透過妳讓她媽媽繼續活著

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‎妳知道什麼是“後人”嗎？

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‎跟屁股有關係嗎？

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‎那是“後部”

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‎的確非常接近

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‎他們想要立刻開始行銷

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‎這張是惠特登挑的

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‎看來我們是要請他來賣白蘭地？

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‎她認為妳該立刻開始閱讀

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‎她擅自決定榮譽講座是一回事

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‎要我讀這些書又是另一回事

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‎大衛慷慨地同意接手比爾的課

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‎-啥？
‎-只有聽證會前這段時間

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‎然後我們再看看情況

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‎他已經在寫道歉聲明了

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‎問題都會迎刃而解

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‎大衛需要比爾的課表和授課筆記

210
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,963
‎-等等
‎-這是他親自要求的

211
00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,215
‎他想接著比爾的進度教下去

212
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,092
‎除了納粹禮的部分

213
00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,136
‎比爾不會拱手交出授課筆記

214
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,889
‎妳當初請產假時也交出了授課…

215
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,307
‎-那又不一樣
‎-哪裡不一樣？

216
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,769
‎大衛願意幫比爾代打

217
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,771
‎他應該感激有人願意代課

218
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,230
‎比爾可不會那麼想

219
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,649
‎比爾曾是受歡迎的教師

220
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,025
‎-但我們得…
‎-“曾是”？

221
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,487
‎可以給妳一點建議嗎？

222
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,240
‎妳必須開始認真看待妳的角色

223
00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,577
‎妳現在是系主任了

224
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,788
‎不是他們的同事

225
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,666
‎妳懂我的意思吧？

226
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,335
‎妳不是比爾的同事

227
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,880
‎明天要我幾點來？

228
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,342
‎不用，沒關係

229
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,928
‎我應該找個真正的保姆

230
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,137
‎拜託，讓我來吧

231
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,932
‎跟她在一起能讓我…

232
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,558
‎我就能繼續教書了

233
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,478
‎我正要講貝克特和自殺的課給她聽

234
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,024
‎好了

235
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,193
‎這叫做食物

236
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,196
‎謝謝

237
00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,909
‎-我有件事要告訴你
‎-你為什麼跑掉了？

238
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,454
‎-妳媽回來了，我想弄東西給她吃
‎-小寶貝

239
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,248
‎你能過來嗎？

240
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,541
‎沒問題

241
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,458
‎是比爾

242
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,754
‎-妳不想找妳媽…
‎-不用，你去吧

243
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,215
‎妳確定？好

244
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,761
‎過來，小聰明

245
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,805
‎我還以為妳睡著了

246
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,890
‎我是騙你的

247
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,600
‎可以把故事講完嗎？

248
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,273
‎妳知道嗎？

249
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:31,608
‎她不是想教他們

250
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,944
‎而是想跟他們打成一片

251
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,991
‎-她在各個最高殿堂發表文章，但…
‎-但是怎樣？

252
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,161
‎妳當年是最佳人選
‎還是沒拿到終身職

253
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,954
‎因為他們要我出版著作

254
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,748
‎我卻忙著養育三個孩子

255
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,458
‎他們應該先暫停妳的終身職考核

256
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,793
‎我應該要對他們多加施壓

257
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,420
‎-對不起
‎-一切都是馬後炮

258
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,338
‎總得有人做晚餐吧

259
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,798
‎嗯

260
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,596
‎-我說過我不穿那個
‎-今晚穿著就好

261
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,014
‎我不要穿尿布

262
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,142
‎這又不是世界末日，老頭

263
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,063
‎我以前就像雄踞小小世界的巨人

264
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,817
‎現在你得穿成人紙尿布來雄踞了

265
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,069
‎天啊

266
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,283
‎（《我們去瓦哈卡》）

267
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:08,455
‎“國王和王后的夢想在哪裡迴蛋？”

268
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,624
‎-迴盪
‎-迴盪

269
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,961
‎卡翠娜骷髏頭是誰的創作？

270
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,045
‎波薩達

271
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,713
‎他是在取笑誰？

272
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,798
‎有錢人

273
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,591
‎哪種有錢人？

274
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,885
‎來自歐洲的有錢人

275
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,556
‎妳知道嘲諷是什麼意思嗎？

276
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,852
‎波薩達取笑墨西哥總統
‎波費里奧迪亞斯

277
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,479
‎因為迪亞斯雖然讓墨西哥現代化

278
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,107
‎但他的改革只讓統治階層受益

279
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,358
‎我想嘲諷你

280
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,112
‎-不會吧
‎-我叫比爾

281
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,322
‎我講話好無聊

282
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:53,876
‎珠珠，妳是亡靈節文化大使

283
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,378
‎妳的報告如果沒做好
‎可能會很後悔喔

284
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,130
‎什麼時候下課？

285
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,031
‎是我

286
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,199
‎我知道

287
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,119
‎我的無線網路設好了

288
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,247
‎現在只要等貼文出現就行

289
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,006
‎你在讀喬叟？

290
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,675
‎對，不過有點像是在看外文書

291
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,803
‎喔，上手速度絕對出乎你意料

292
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,640
‎只要你能放寬心，不要想去理解…

293
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,309
‎我也是這樣看待程式碼

294
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,561
‎放寬心，讓程式碼淹沒，然後…

295
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:55,938
‎-是他
‎-這麼快？

296
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,898
‎-是他？
‎-對

297
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:58,941
‎他在哪？

298
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,152
‎“臭老太婆害我想自殺”

299
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,071
‎很好，這樣看起來就會像自殺了

300
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,950
‎我查一下IP位址

301
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,119
‎他在這裡，好

302
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,332
‎好，我們該怎麼辦？

303
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,625
‎好吧

304
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,298
‎（通訊問題）

305
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,637
‎什麼？別這樣

306
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,726
‎我沒辦法影印

307
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,853
‎不過我好像把車鎖解開了

308
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,357
‎-需要幫忙嗎？
‎-請便

309
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,443
‎機器不會聽人的

310
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:44,778
‎別提醒我

311
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,821
‎我看看

312
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,535
‎太棒了，謝謝

313
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,452
‎不客氣

314
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,915
‎梅爾維爾過世的時候
‎《紐約時報》刊了一則小小的訃聞

315
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,251
‎還拼錯了《白鯨記》的書名

316
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,420
‎-白鯨“紀”
‎-“紀”

317
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:02,963
‎這讓我很難過

318
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,631
‎我也感同身受

319
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,301
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

320
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,766
‎你忘了拿走…

321
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:23,817
‎這是水球

322
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,695
‎為了鑽研空氣阻力和物理

323
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,363
‎妳要把球接住

324
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,742
‎接得好，太完美了，好厲…

325
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,494
‎妳這個小…

326
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,246
‎妳慘了

327
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:37,914
‎妳完蛋了

328
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,795
‎我來了…

329
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,424
‎喂，妳要去哪裡？

330
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,134
‎珠珠，快點回來

331
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,386
‎我們去給媽咪驚喜

332
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,389
‎不行，我不能進入校園

333
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,271
‎搞啥啊？

334
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,815
‎圖書館裡不准睡覺，這是新規定

335
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,067
‎好吧

336
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,860
‎妳有什麼計畫？

337
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,530
‎什…

338
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,081
‎喂！

339
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,415
‎是他嗎？

340
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,752
‎別走！該死！

341
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,713
‎等等

342
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,507
‎快點

343
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,597
‎史帝夫

344
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,015
‎漢林教授？

345
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,601
‎你給我聽好了

346
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,395
‎我或許不合你的口味

347
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,648
‎但《坎特伯里故事集》是天才之作

348
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,234
‎獵豔的丈夫、淫蕩的家庭主婦

349
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,028
‎放屁、拉屎、陰毛

350
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,864
‎有個可憐蠢貨向女人索吻

351
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,658
‎最後變成親她的屁眼

352
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,701
‎我希望這就是你的命運

353
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,745
‎-好了
‎-嘴巴噘起來吧

354
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,957
‎-你聽到她講的話沒有？
‎-你不必喜歡我

355
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,378
‎但喬叟歷經六百多年的文學批評

356
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,215
‎你如果還看不出他是個狠角色

357
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,926
‎那你就他媽的別修我的課

358
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,137
‎太屌啦

359
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,392
‎妳下學期要教什麼？

360
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:22,978
‎喬叟

361
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,776
‎（大衛杜考夫尼榮譽講座）

362
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,362
‎我會叫他撤回

363
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,491
‎這只是草稿

364
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,910
‎他在影印信頭

365
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,036
‎我很確定他要寄出了

366
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,371
‎我不會讓他寄的

367
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,375
‎怎樣？

368
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,961
‎妳有終身職，我沒有

369
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,671
‎現在妳還是系主任，我…

370
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,550
‎我不確定什麼能說，什麼不能說

371
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,095
‎小雅，如果妳還不知道
‎我要妳有話直說，那…

372
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,893
‎那我會覺得是我很失敗

373
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,102
‎這讓我傷心欲絕

374
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,813
‎好吧

375
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,067
‎（大衛杜考夫尼）

376
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,444
‎妳在幹什麼？

377
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,487
‎這怎麼會和妳的目標一致？

378
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,323
‎我以為我們已經不用搞這種狗屁了

379
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,074
‎我對大衛杜考夫尼讓步

380
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,409
‎他們就會對妳讓步

381
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,620
‎妳不該為大衛杜考夫尼抬轎

382
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,580
‎-不，我知道…
‎-我不該被要求特別突…

383
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,581
‎我在努力

384
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,752
‎我不覺得我接下的是英文系

385
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,213
‎我覺得好像被塞了一顆定時炸彈

386
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,924
‎因為他們想讓炸彈在女人手上引爆

387
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,052
‎比爾和我差不多同時在這開始任教

388
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,720
‎艾略特每次遇到我們

389
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,056
‎就會拍拍比爾的背

390
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,432
‎邀請他回家吃晚餐

391
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,559
‎我每次都是滿臉問號

392
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:49,731
‎重點是他還是很有學會影響力

393
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,817
‎因為現在沒人要修他的課
‎所以他缺乏安全感

394
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,027
‎對喔

395
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,279
‎我瞭解妳為何為他感到遺憾了

396
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,950
‎畢竟他才宰制這個領域短短40年而已

397
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:03,828
‎小雅

398
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,624
‎珠珠

399
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,793
‎我是認真的

400
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,587
‎珠珠？

401
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,547
‎等等，那邊屬於校園的範圍

402
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,548
‎我不能過去

403
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,009
‎不要，珠珠，拜託妳

404
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,359
‎別跑

405
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,696
‎我不能在這裡，我不能進校園

406
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,905
‎嘿，達布森

407
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,783
‎別退縮

408
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,411
‎美國言論自由萬歲

409
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,666
‎（威廉達布森博士）

410
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,436
‎（《神似閃電》，大衛杜考夫尼著）

411
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,285
‎（大衛杜考夫尼，榮譽講座）

412
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,840
‎嚇死我了，你怎麼會在這裡？

413
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,302
‎-你不能出現在校園裡
‎-我得…

414
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,142
‎那些是我的授課筆記

415
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,102
‎對，我…

416
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,064
‎好吧，拜託你聽了別激動

417
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,232
‎拉森請大衛杜考夫尼幫你代課

418
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,069
‎-什麼？
‎-就當客座講師

419
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,695
‎只是先上幾堂，等我們…

420
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,905
‎聽證會前的暫時處置

421
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,240
‎妳要把筆記帶回家，然後呢？

422
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,117
‎邀請他來參加研討會？

423
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,036
‎應該是由我去他家

424
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,037
‎他有一座鄉間別墅

425
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,873
‎他媽的，這不可能是真的吧？

426
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,250
‎妳要偷走我的筆記
‎帶到大衛杜考夫尼家？

427
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,127
‎不准，那是我的智慧財產

428
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,630
‎我要拿走你的筆記
‎因為你的課總得有人教

429
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,757
‎就算是大衛杜考夫尼來教也好

430
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,801
‎你想蒙混過去的更大問題是

431
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,594
‎你哪裡都能去，除了…

432
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,304
‎珠珠在哪？

433
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,642
‎珠珠？

434
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,559
‎走吧

435
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,151
‎珠珠

436
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,612
‎寶貝，妳在做什麼？

437
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,365
‎-看著我們，別動
‎-別再走了，寶貝，看著我

438
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,325
‎-我想跳到比爾身上
‎-別動，轉向我

439
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,618
‎這樣做不太好

440
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,203
‎-一
‎-好

441
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,454
‎-好
‎-二

442
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,248
‎-等一下
‎-三！

443
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,165
‎好了

444
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,876
‎-妳嚇到妳媽媽了
‎-好了，我們走

445
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,420
‎-我們…
‎-妳嚇到妳媽媽了

446
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,463
‎-寶貝，我們走
‎-別弄了，不要

447
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,756
‎-比爾能來嗎？
‎-不行

448
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,091
‎-今晚不行
‎-我們得走了

449
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,801
‎-過來吃晚餐
‎-不行，寶貝

450
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,844
‎-來嘛
‎-我們得走了

451
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,303
‎-來嘛
‎-上車吧

452
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,263
‎-媽
‎-要上車嗎？

453
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:09,222
‎-好
‎-要上車嗎？

454
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:17,814
‎媽咪，妳好矮

455
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,691
‎也很可愛

456
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,443
‎好了，來

457
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,657
‎你來幫我，比爾

458
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,043
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